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  1. 1

    About Carter and the 30 days of the Flag being at half staff, in January 73, it was 60 days. Truman and Johnson passed away within a month of each other.

  2. 2

    Hundreds of thousands of dead people voted using rigged voting machines in 2020.

  3. 3

    @2 And of course, you have their names. Well a few names. Er, one name? No? Not even one name? Well, what’s a name, anyway?

  4. 4

    Elon, as his alter ego Adrian Dittman drops in on Twitch and the gets mercilessly trolled by a Formite streamer. Claiming to be a 20 year old Gamer ConnorEatsPants gets elon to admit he’s never heard Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter…only the most streamed song released in 2024 which would be impossible if you are 20, or ever leave the house for a public space with a PA

    At one point Ditman (Elon) said Bluesky is full of Pedophiles and ConnorEatsPants just started naming accused and convicted Pedophiles with big Twitter/X followings seemingly off the top of his head.

    It’s long but oh shit Elon, don’t fuck with Gen Z.

  5. 5

    The one victory we all experienced on November 5, 2024 was the absolute end of the Cheney Family in American politics. The Cheneys are done. They will never be part of the American political scene again. They all will live in absolute obscurity in Wyoming.

  6. 6

    @5 Okay by me. Now, when will the Trump Family go away? That’s the one I’m really looking forward to.

  7. 7

    “President Joe Biden will award the nation’s highest civilian honor to more than a dozen politicians, philanthropists and cultural icons, the White House announced Saturday.”

    Recipients include Hillary Clinton, George Soros, Jane Goodall, Bill Nye, and posthumous awards to Robert F. Kennedy Sr., George Romney, and Ashton Carter.

    Trump doesn’t get one, but maybe he’ll award it to himself.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/hillary-clinton-george-soros-receive-presidential-medal-freedom-rcna186204

  8. 8

    The NoLa killer, well he was a staunch heterosexual. I’m just saying.

    So was the Vegas nut job.

    Each with marital problems. Each one of Neanderthal Virus.

    No disputing that. Ignorance is bliss.

    Bob should get his Folopian tubes tied.

  9. 9

    Elon always has pedos on his mind. He is a closet gay and probably diddles little boys. I’m sure Bob can’t wait to see the tapes.

  10. 10

    Looks like I was completely wrong about the Tesla bomber.

    Oh well. Time to move on again. Nothing at all to see here

  11. 11

    When heterosexuals have marital problems it’s usually because the man of the house has no penis, like Bob. Hence get an animal with a horse cock. Similar to BBC, his favorite.

  14. 14

    @ 7

    POS Hunter Biden will have to wait for his POS father’s last day in office for his.

  16. 16

    The preservation of democracy resulted in the re-election of Mike Johnson as House Speaker.

    Seems Democrats were successful in their election goal.

  17. 17

    Sometime around the mid-point of DJT47’s term the preservation of democracy will result in a 7-2 SCOTUS majority.

    Because Biden merely had a cold on debate night.

  18. 18

    The most overtold story on HA: Biden had a cold..

    Karol Markowicz
    @karol

    I’m starting to think “Biden’s decline was the biggest untold story of 2024” is to distract us from “Biden’s corruption was the biggest untold story of 2024.”

    6:27 AM · Jan 2, 2025

    QoS McHillbilly knew the cold story was a lie, of course. But Welfare Queen YLB didn’t.
    ·

  19. 19

    The most overtold story on HA: Biden had a cold..

    Overtold ad inifitum by a degenerate boring asswipe from widbee..

    Me.. Just read it in the papers. Said it once.. twice maybe.. yawwn..

    btw, who “fucked a child whore” again? That was “overtold” here at ha too by the boring asswipe. Turned out that was pedo Gaetz. And Gaetz got a gun while using drugs to boot.

  21. 21

    Who is Karol Markowicz?

    “Don’t let the left do to Pete Hegseth what it did to Brett Kavanaugh”

    Yet another boring Murdoch tool.

    Hegseth is screwing itself with its drinking and raping.

    A hero to the boring dumbfucks of the world.. yawnnn..

  22. 22

    Always remember:

    the boring moldering asswipe from widbee’s first vote for President was for Jimmy Carter.

    And that was AFTER the true to life “miracle on ice” – not the hollyweird rendition that dumbfuck and its high fivin’ bonzo fellatin’ white guys watched on the frat tube.

    Also boring moldering asswipe said Barack Obama would be the next Jimmy Carter.

    And Mitt Romney “understands [vulture] capitalism”.. lmao..

  23. 23

    Sounds like Trump won a mandate to me.

    “President-elect Trump is talking about deporting criminals. We should be for that. Everybody should be for that. And I think that the incoming administration should really be working with Democrats that want to work on this. I’d be willing to work with them,” said Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) in an interview.
    …
    Democratic pollster Celinda Lake said it speaks to the shift in Democrats’ approach since 2017.
    … “The shock and awe of 2017 was ‘we’re going to resist, we’re going to resist,’” Lake added. “I think this year, it’s more, ‘we’re going to be calm. We’re going to be looking for places to work together. We’re going to pick our moments, and we’re going to try to shape not just opposition, but try to shape alternatives.”

    It’s DJT47 who is shaping the opposition. Isn’t it.

  24. 24

    President-elect Trump is talking about deporting criminals.

    Sounds pretty weak to me.. Most Presidents jail them and then deport them after they’ve lost a portion of their freedom.

    Just deporting them gives them another chance to come here without paying a price.

    Compared to Stephen Miller “denaturalizing” citizens. Looks like drumpf is screwing MAGA.

  25. 25

    Sounds like Trump won a mandate to me.

    yawwn.. stupid..

    I remember when Raygun won 50.7 percent of the popular vote in 1980 and the WSJ called that a mandate.

    orange pants shitter doesn’t even touch 50 percent and boring widbee asswipe calls that a “mandate”.

    Now MAGA is whining that pants shitter is screwing them.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/breaks-my-heart-maga-evangelical-fears-trump-has-thrown-christians-under-the-bus/ar-AA1wL7Qn

  26. 26

    orange pants shitter is going to be laser focused on stuffing its pockets.. looting the country.

    It’s a lame duck.

    And the rest of the repukes, MAGA or not, want their turn after 4 years.

    Not to mention the orange pants shitter is sundowning right in front of everybody’s eyes.

  27. 27

    @ 24

    Just deporting them gives them another chance to come here without paying a price.

    Pity you don’t see jailing Antifa/liberal rioters as a similarly useful deterrent to behavior we don’t want.

  28. 28

    @ 25

    I remember when Raygun won 50.7 percent of the popular vote in 1980 and the WSJ called that a mandate.

    Really too bad that you don’t recall that the reason for the “mandate” is not that Reagan won a majority, but that he kicked Jimmy Carter’s sad ass by nearly 10 points in doing so.

    Carter took 41%, which meant that nearly 25% more Americans chose Reagan than chose Carter. That’s a mandate, Welfare Queen YLB.

  29. 29

    Pity you don’t see jailing Antifa/liberal rioters as a similarly useful deterrent to behavior we don’t want.

    lmao.. that all you got mr boredom?

    Any protester or street demonstrator, on the left or the always wrong, runs the risk of being jailed if they vandalize or assault anyone.

    That with the fond wishes of an assfucking from the boring asswipe of widbee. Always for the lefty.

    I take it you’ll cheerlead and kneepad orange pants shitter when it pardons j6ers who assaulted cops.

    After all it’s got a “mandate”.

  30. 30

    @28 I sure remember you voting for the guy who got his “ass kicked”..

    And that after the “miracle on ice”..

    And I remember John Anderson as well. I think I even remember the Citizens Party and Barry Commoner.

    Ed Clark and running mate David Koch got 921k votes. That’s when PI’s brain was set in spent uranium.

    Next?

  31. 31

    Collectively he lost the popular vote. Thats not a mandate. But yes deport the criminals.

    Also go after the religious extremists if you really care about CRIME.

  32. 32

    It’s only the criminal lowlifes that need deportation. The dirty ones who work the shit jobs that used to belong to negroids.

    Trump will massively increase the numbers of rapists and drug dealers who come here to take away high paying jobs in technology

  34. 34

    I know, I know.
    I know what you’re thinking.

    Why don’t tech firms like mine hire released, jobless J6 MAGA rioters instead of demanding a huge expansion of immigration?

    Kek.

  35. 35

    Wanna have some fun? Head over to the Twatter and see how the Miriam Adelson fans are reacting to George Soros.

  36. 36

    Meanwhile because two weeks ago Elmo demanded parliament charge a surcharge on gas powered vehicles and they have not yet taken it up he twatted a 24 twat series urging Charles III to dissolve Parliament.

    Leaving out the bit about how The King does not have that power except as granting a ceremonial request from a Prime Minister.

  37. 37

    On vacay.. I’ll be back, popcorn at the ready, for the shitshow on or a bit after the 20th.

  38. 38

    The firefighters in Delray Beach, Florida whose ladder truck failed to beat a Brightline Passenger train at a crossing have been placed on leave. From the video taken from the Engineers point of view, a slow Florida East Coast Railway freight had cleared the crossing on the adjacent track, and the gates briefly went up. Because Brightline wants to go for 110mph operation, There are many quadrant gates on the line. Quadrant gates were developed partly because of motorists stupidly thinking they could beat the trains,

    Up here, don’t know if BNSF has deployed them on track SOUNDER and Amtrak Cascades use, but definitely seen Sound Transit and the City of Tacoma install them on trackage they own outside.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/four-members-of-delray-beach-fire-department-placed-on-leave-following-brightline-collision/

  39. 39

    37

    Have a good vacay. You’ll miss the rest of the Biden Shit Show, however. Did you set your DVR for “The View” and “Rachel Maddow?”

  40. 40

    My lawyers advise me that I have an exceptionally good case since the butt plug I had in during my MRI was clearly advertised as being 100% silicone, and made absolutely no mention at all about its mild steel core.

  41. 41

    @10 “Nothing at all to see here” except you were wrong again. Have you ever been right about anything?

  43. 43

    @16 “Seems Democrats were successful in their election goal.”

    As a pro-democracy liberal, I’m absolutely fine with it. Majority rule, not minority rule. Johnson and Trump negotiated with the holdouts to bring them on board. This is how politics is supposed to work, and it’s much better than the Bannon-Musk model of governance.

  44. 44

    @18 Karol Markowicz, another of your Fox-NY Post-Federalist “sources,” ha ha ha, lmao …

  45. 45

    @23 Was anybody ever against deporting criminals? Well yeah, in some instances, it’s better to lock them up in Florence ADX than, say, send Dzhokhar Tsarnaev back to Chechnya. I wouldn’t deport him.

  46. 46

    @27 Can anyone support Republicans and talk about jailing rioters in the same sentence? It takes extreme hypocrisy to do that.

  47. 47

    @29 Lefty rioters are at a disadvantage, because they don’t have a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card waiting for them.

  48. 48

    @32 I’m pretty sure “negroids” isn’t a vegetable. You’re not just a hypocrite, you’re a hypocrite liar.

  49. 49

    @36 Sounds like Elon doesn’t like competition. I doubt he cares about global warming. If he did, he wouldn’t support Trump.

  54. 54

    @53

    While you’re at it they exposed another scam. Trump model management provided illegal aliens to be ‘models’ on his reality TV show. Likely in an exclusivity deal that the shown had to pay Trump to provide the models to Mark Burnett Productions who were illegal immigrants.

  55. 55

    @53 More serious than where you get brainwashed. Is Mother Jones progressive journalism? Yes. But factually accurate muckraking is still journalism. Lying propaganda is not.

  57. 57

    If you’re a fan of the “Dexter” series, the new “Original Sin” series on Showtime is quite good. It’s like seeing the beginning of how Dexter came to be “the serial killer who killed serial killers.” I highly recommend this Showtime series for Dexter fans everywhere.

  58. 58

    @56 I would have a lot of fun with you in a courtroom. Me the lawyer, you in the witness chair.

  59. 59

    I just remembered that President Bill Clinton was impeached over a consensual adult blow job by a convicted pedophile.

  60. 60

    This morning’s NPR show includes a story about Brian Sicknick. ’cause Democrats are still claiming murder.

    I did not know that Sicknick was a Trump supporter.

    NPR reported that the ME attributed Sicknick’s death to natural causes. He suffered two strokes, not one.

    Sicknick’s family was “stunned” at Trump’s victory. Apparently thinking your family member was murdered means you don’t have to follow the polls. Until the last DMR one the Saturday before the election.

    Anyway, Donald Trump and Elon Musk wish each and every one of you a Happy J6.

  61. 61

    As we approach our next national holiday, HA libbies might want to dwell on the true nature of their hero:

    The memos show that agents knew that King and a group including Baltimore Pastor Logan Kearse were going to be staying at the Willard Hotel in January 1964 days before he ever arrived.

    By bugging the room, they were able to listen in on King and at least 11 others participated in what the FBI memos describe as “an orgy” on Jan. 6, 1964.

    The microphones also picked up activities from the night before, when Kearse, who died in 1991, allegedly sexually assaulted one of his parishioners. According to the memos, King was in the room. The handwritten note indicates that King didn’t just observe the assault – he laughed.

    Worse, instead of trying to stop the incident, the memos say King apparently offered advice to the perpetrator, encouraging the abuse.

    It’s almost 2027.

    Welfare Queen YLB’s predicted response: “He had a cold.”

  62. 62

    @ 58

    I would have a lot of fun with you in a courtroom. Me the lawyer, you in the witness chair.

    I cannot imagine a more fun scenario in a courtroom than watching Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit practice his tradecraft.

    It probably would be better than his description of Michael Brown as a fleeing felon or his defense of GE shares just as their decline became a plummet. And those were a lot of fun to witness.

  63. 63

    @ 54

    Trump model management provided illegal aliens to be ‘models’ on his reality TV show.

    Let’s not let the word get out. It might affect Trump’s election chances.

  64. 64

    Meanwhile, there is no end @ 55 to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s self-humiliation.

    Kamala Harris prepares for her final humiliation

    … it means Harris, who lost all seven key battleground states to a candidate she called a fascist, must face the final humiliation of declaring Donald Trump the victor.

    Will she capitulate to the idiocy of Raskin and Hirono? Or will she tell her fellow libbies to STFU and recognize the ass-kicking that DJT47 gave her?

  65. 65

    No more than 10,000 Americans will ever die from an infection with COVID 19.

  66. 66

    Business insider headline fixed

    Pro-Luigi Mangione
    Kyle Rittenhouse content is filling up social platforms — and it’s a challenge not even going to think to moderate it

  67. 67

    I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Each year in America thousands of people choke while eating food. And dozens of those people die. That’s why I stopped feeding my children. It’s just far too dangerous.

    Now liberal “Sheeple” will point out that eating food supposedly prevents starvation. And looked at in a very narrow view, that might even be true for many other people whose weak metabolism requires food. But it’s just completely irrational to pointedly ignore all the other significant dangers that food exposes us to, like tooth decay, gingivitis, allergic reactions including anaphylaxis, and of course choking. And every week new studies are published in AARP and Family Circle showing correlations between certain common foods and serious health risks like dry eye and restless leg syndrome.

    I’m not trying to say what’s right for everyone else. I’m just saying do your own research. Talk to neighbors and strangers you meet in line at Costco. Find out the truth for yourself and decide what’s best for your kids, rather than take the word of some so-called “doctor”. And if you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that’s your problem. But I don’t think the government has any business coming between me and my kids and ordering me to give them food.

  68. 68

    Four days after learning the perpetrator was an American Born Veteran MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson is on the Sunday shows blaming Biden’s open borders for the New Orleans attack.

    Host just smiles.

    Fox host, “It sure was” (a reminder that terrorists are pouring across the southern border.)

  69. 69

    Because women’s sports is triggering to some people.

    Ilona Maher.

    After leading the USA to an improbable medal, the first ever for a US Rugby team, at the Olympics she made her club debut with Bristol. The most followed Rugby player on TikTok and Instagram, male or female played in front of 9,000 fans, a record for a regular season women’s Rugby match.

  70. 70

    Hillary Campos-Duffy on the Fox did not disappoint.

    “Wow, this reads like medals for losers, right? First Liz Cheney, that election denier Hillary Clinton, and then the most evil man on the planet, George Soros.“

    Gary Ridgeway is still alive and Dave Reichert let him go.
    Eviler than Kim Jong Un?
    Eviler than Bonesaw Mohamed Bin Salman?
    Bashar Al Assad is hanging with Vlad in a kind of evil twosome.

    But you know none of those guys are Jews so that’s why Soros is worse.

  71. 71

    @ 69

    The most followed Rugby player on TikTok and Instagram, male or female played in front of 9,000 fans, a record for a regular season women’s Rugby match.

    That’s Oakland A’s attendance compared with what the real stars bring in for matches that count.

    You cheer the white woman because the colored woman doing the Haka scares you.

    What kind of liberal pussy measures worth on the Kardashian scale. One wonders.

  72. 72

    Cliff Mass is not a liberal pussy. Just the opposite.

    Horse Manure, Climate Change, and Nuclear Energy

    Extrapolating the problem, not unlike current climate activists projecting the effects of global warming during the coming century, the Times of London in 1894 predicted: “in fifty years, every street in London would be buried under nine feet of manure.” People were encouraged to travel less, avoid unnecessary trips, work at home, and collect the refuse their animals produced.
    …
    Today we have a new crisis dominating the media, global warming resulting from increasing greenhouse gases.

    Yes, CO2 and other greenhouse gas concentrations are increasing due to human emissions, and the earth is slowly warming as a result.

    But it is silly to simply extrapolate rising greenhouse gas concentrations into the future because energy production technology will profoundly change during the next decades….and I am not talking about solar or wind power.

    The best part about the coming decade is that roughly a third of the way in, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will assume room temperature. Meanwhile, at the end of the coming decade Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids will still be living at home and paying much-needed rent to Welfare Queen YLB and her husband.

  73. 73

    69)Well the Men’s professional Rugby Union league in the US, misnamed Major League Rugby(Rugby League is a similar but different sport), is still gaining a foothold. Has had teams come and go since 2018. The two time Major League Rugby champ Seattle Seawolves has a loyal following, but currently plays at Starfire in Tukwilla. If the proposed women’s competition takes off and Seattle gets an expansion club, maybe Memorial Stadium will be rebuilt by then. The Seawolves will be moving there when it’s done.

  74. 74

    @71

    Outside of certain island nations, no one is doing a Hakka before club matches.

    By your ‘matches that matter’ logic, the Premiership championship, La Liga, Serie A don’t mater.

    Selling twice as many tickets to a regular season match matters to the league/team owners.

  75. 75

    Huh, Cliff Mass careening right past the point.

    the Times of London in 1894 predicted: “in fifty years, every street in London would be buried under nine feet of manure.”

    Right about the time motor transit is becoming a reality. Can we extrapolate what would have happened if horse and buggy and not been displaced by motor? Of course we can.

    Cliff uses this as a perfect example that doing nothing is fine because the horse shit went away due to …nothing?

  78. 78

    @60 “Anyway, Donald Trump and Elon Musk wish each and every one of you a Happy J6.”

    That’s sick. You’re sick. Get help.

  79. 79

    @61 MLK Jr. isn’t honored for his personal life. Thomas Jefferson isn’t honored for owning slaves. You, well, you’re not honored at all.

  80. 80

    @62 “I cannot imagine a more fun scenario in a courtroom than watching Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit practice his tradecraft.”

    I have a lot of fun watching you play armchair lawyer on HA. 🤡🤡🤡

  82. 82

    @72 “The best part about the coming decade is that roughly a third of the way in, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will assume room temperature.”

    I won’t be calling the police on Doctor Dumbfuck, because this isn’t a death threat, it’s merely wishful thinking.

  84. 84

    @72

    and I am not talking about solar or wind power.

    But oil and gas still get cut out of the action, don’t they?

  85. 85

    Big difference between gay people (men) and heterosexual Neanderthals.

    The Neanderthals become members of the Oath Keepers and gay men are excited about getting 9”… of snow. For an area that doesn’t get much snow it’s exciting that you’ll be getting 9” or maybe even 12”… of snow.

    Even the straight (well somewhat straight) bartenders are excited that the gay guys are excited about getting the 9”. The guys at The Purple Parrot and elsewhere in this town are happy that gay people are happy, it makes them happier, much more happy than if they had to got to an Oath Keepers cry session.

  87. 87

    Let’s see what’s happening in the world of the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus world

  88. 88

    And here you go! And you too could be an Oath Keeper!

    https://people.com/man-sentenced-for-killing-his-wife-and-a-bartender-after-suspecting-affair-8769325

    https://www.oxygen.com/accident-suicide-or-murder/crime-news/james-baldwin-judy-orr-south-carolina

    https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/coimbatore/man-kills-brother-hubby-murders-wife-at-bagalur/articleshow/116972668.cms

    https://sambadenglish.com/latest-news/man-kills-wife-with-arrow-over-extramarital-affair-suspicion-in-odishas-keonjhar-8584966

  89. 89

    Massively expanding H1B guest worker visas tailored to suit the tech industry is putting India First!.

    Change my mind

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