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  1. 1

    Boebert selvideos on Cameo? Guess she doesn’t have friends on the Ethics Committee. If she did, as long as all Republicans vote for her, no investigation.

  2. 2

    I’d like to thank libbies for continuing to give David Hogg the time of day.

    …to our advantage, the Democrat establishment tends to listen to the less intelligent “influencers,” particularly those created by Stefanie Cutter’s firm, Precision Strategies. Yes, this is the same Stefanie Cutter who served as a Senior Advisor to Kamala Harris.

    David Hogg, for instance, is an “influencer” cultivated by Precision Strategies. Despite his obvious intellectual shortcomings, he has managed to amass tremendous influence within the Democrat Party.

    Hogg’s influence was on full display during Kamala Harris’s search for a running mate. He played a crucial role in advocating for Tim Walz, kick-starting the “Tim Walz for VP” messaging campaign. Before July 24th, 2024, Hogg, an avid X user, never once promoted or mentioned Walz. However, in a matter of days, he emerged as one of Walz’s staunchest advocates, dubbing him his “good friend.” (Seems genuine and authentic, right?) The talking points Hogg pushed were then picked up and echoed by dozens of other young Democrat “influencers” across various social media platforms. The push for Tim Walz was very clearly an astroturf campaign that was started within the Democrat “influencer ecosystem.”

    Admit it, libbies. Don’t you wish Nikolas Cruz had managed to kill just one more?

  3. 3

    Speaking @ 2 of lightweight twats artificially promoted to positions they had no business holding, remember when there was an effort to make this silly boy into a national Democrat leader?

    Julián Castro
    @JulianCastro

    Everyone at the dinner table today, especially MAGA, please give thanks to the undocumented immigrants that picked and packed the food you’re enjoying. They deserve our grace.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

    5:55 AM · Nov 28, 2024

    Anyone remember that he ran for president? How about that he lasted longer than Boxcheck Momala before calling it quits?

    This silly fuck was a nobody serving as San Antonio mayor (that city is run by its elected councilmembers, and the mayor is a largely figurehead position) when Barack plucked him out of obscurity to run HUD, because #CrookedHillary was going to need a running mate with brown skin. Except he proved useless, so she picked a running mate with white skin.

  4. 4

    @2 Jealous? You keep posting about David Hogg as though you can’t stand that he’s a better person than you are.

  6. 6

    @ 4

    You keep posting about David Hogg as though you can’t stand that he’s a better person than you are.

    HA libbies keep posting about Elon Musk as though they can’t stand that he’s a better person than they are.

    I’ll keep posting about Boxcheck Momala, Cut and Run Walz, and POS Hunter Biden, too.

    And about how Donald Trump is about to become a TWO-TERM PRESIDENT! Just to make sure that Welfare Queen stays on the rag for at least another couple of years. Because the silly twat deserves it.

  7. 7

    If the Democrats and Deep State didn’t interfere with the 2020 election, Trump would be getting ready to end his second term and head into the history books. It turns out that, when you fuck around, your find out.

  8. 8

    @6 “HA libbies keep posting about Elon Musk as though they can’t stand that he’s a better person than they are.”

    Great joke! HAR HAR HAR HAR !!!! FUNEEEE!!! 🤡🤡🤡

  19. 19

    @ 15

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, HA’s legal eagle, doesn’t understand that Twitter/X treats content the way many others treat content. Once you write it on the bathroom wall, it belongs to the restaurant.

    That’s because X says its terms of service make it clear that accounts cannot be sold, and are ultimately owned by X. While that’s not unusual for a social media platform’s terms of service, technology companies usually enforce those terms quietly…

    BlueSky makes clear that the user owns user content. What that’s worth is up for debate, though, as BlueSky also makes clear that they’ll do whatever the fuck they want with the user content once it’s posted, and they won’t pay you a fucking cent:

    Bluesky’s Permission to Use Your User Content. You keep your ownership of User Content, subject to the license below. Bluesky does not own rights to your User Content except as provided in that license. By sharing User Content through Bluesky Social, you grant us permission to:
    Use User Content to develop, provide, and improve Bluesky Social, the AT Protocol, and any of our future offerings. For example, we can store and present User Content to other users in Bluesky Social. This allows us to show your posts in the Bluesky app to other users;
    Modify or otherwise utilize User Content in any media. This includes reproducing, preparing derivative works, distributing, performing, and displaying your User Content. For example, we can resize your posts to fit the Bluesky mobile or desktop app, or feature examples of User Content for promotional purposes; or
    Grant others the right to take the actions above. For example, we can grant content moderation tools access to User Content in order to monitor Bluesky Social;
    Remove or modify User Content for any reason, including User Content that we believe violates these Terms, the Bluesky Social Community Guidelines, or other policies.
    The license is limited, worldwide, non-exclusive, and royalty-free.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is HA’s useless, bloviating fuck, and he either doesn’t read before he posts or, if he does read, he doesn’t comprehend.

    Sad!

  21. 21

    Maybe it would improve their chances if next time Democrats consider likening the GOP nominees to Hitler.

  23. 23

    Look who finally figured out he’s got fewer than 60 days to make a deal.

    New York Post
    Zelensky willing to cede territory to Russia in exchange for NATO protection — in stark departure from previous stance
    21 hours ago

    The Telegraph
    Zelensky: I’ll give up Ukrainian territory to Russia to achieve peace
    21 hours ago

    The Economic Times
    For the first time Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky ready to give up Ukrainian territory to Russia f
    2 hours ago

    Australian Broadcasting Corporation
    Zelenskyy suggests he would give up Russian-occupied parts of Ukraine for NATO membership
    15 hours ago

    The Sydney Morning Herald
    Zelensky says for first time he would give up Ukrainian territory to Russia

    Or The Art of the Deal guy will do it for him.

  24. 24

    Quite the tone-deafness that The Biden Crime Family would choose to break bread at a restaurant with the apt name Brotherhood of Thieves.

    It was not immediately clear if Biden purchased the book or if it was given to him while in the shop — after he and first son Hunter Biden, 54, dined with first daughter Ashley Biden and other family members at the nearby Brotherhood of Thieves restaurant ahead of the island’s annual Christmas tree-lighting ceremony.

    All that grifted money from Ukrainian, Russian, and Chinese interests, and in the end all it did was gift the liberals with another heaping helping of Donald Trump.

  25. 25

    Denver’s mayor turns out to be nothing more than an unserious liberal twat:

    REPORTER: It sounds like you’re walking back the comments from a couple days ago saying that you would be willing to send Denver police officers. Do you regret making those comments and now getting questions like this?

    JOHNSTON: Yeah.

    REPORTER: Me asking you about that, and I’m sure Denver police officers are now going home to their families and saying, “Hey, I hear the mayor is telling you that you might be deployed to face off against federal forces.” Do you regret making those comments?

    JOHNSTON: Yeah. What I wanted people to understand was the scale of what could be coming if we take the president at his word, which is I don’t think anyone envisioned U.S. military troops being deployed to American streets to gather up women and children.

    This was the same silly twat who bragged earlier that he’d have neighborhood moms taking up arms against federal authorities trying to arrest MS-13 and Venezuelan gang members.

    Biden’s cronies made an effort to make sure that 13,000 illegal aliens who had committed murder could enter the United States. It will take an effort to find them and remove them.

    Stand the fuck back, libbies, and think on your sins. You voted for this in 2020. You did this.

  26. 26

    @4

    He moved on from Hagopian when he published his second book.

    Hell my kid has a youtube channel with 20k subscribers which makes him more well known than Dumbfuck.

    Total irrelevance is a tough pill to swallow in your declining years.

  27. 27

    5)He should care about the Edmonton CFL club while he’s at it. Warren Moon’s old team changed its name to Elks, and hasn’t won too many games since. I’m a Stampeders fan anyway, for the teams early history, and for that they tend to get Quarterbacks from EWU.

  28. 28

    Glad Metro ordered from legacy builders as soon as they started electric offerings. Proterra had some early success with having a prototype when the VW Emissions settlement was awarding grants to transit operators. Gillig and New Flyer saw this disruptor and developed electric models of their existing offerings.

    One thing Proterra did, was roll out improved models in Rapid succession. Not good when you’re catering to an industry that has to keep the vehicle 12 years at a minimum, and some of those operators strive for longer. Within days, maybe a few weeks, the last Everett Transit Orion Vs will be pulled from service and exiled to the junkyard across the street from their maintenance base. These high floor pure diesels were first ordered in 2002, and have outlasted several buses in the fleet supposed to replace them. Including electrics from Proterra, ET has electrics coming, from Gillig. I have heard from ET operators , they will miss the Orion Vs.

    https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/electric-buses-shelved-austin-capmetro-proterra-bankruptcy/269-c572ac8a-94fa-402e-af5b-03d09859d599

    Since procurement has to go out for a bid, agencies don’t really do the perfect test drive anymore. On the NW Busfans Facebook page, an old-timer once said that when Seattle Transit was making the decision to replace motor buses inherited from Seattle Municipal Railway and newer ones purchased during the transition, plus wartime purchases they bought 5 each from 3 manufacturers, used them for a year, the winner got an order for 100, 2nd place, they kept the test ones.

  30. 30

    I’m reminded that Barack drew a red line, Bashar al-Assad crossed it by using chemical weapons on his own people, after which the US military readied the response it assumed would be forthcoming.

    And Brave Barry then did nothing.

  31. 31

    From Obama’s meaningless threat to Biden’s Afghanistan humiliation and silly “Dont.”, the United States has embarrassed itself militarily while under Democrat leadership.

  32. 32

    Great judgement, boss troompaloompa!

    “Kennedy falsely called the coronavirus vaccine the ‘deadliest vaccine ever made’

    Kennedy promotes raw milk, stem cells and other controversial or debunked medical treatments

    Kennedy argues government employees have an interest in ‘mass poisoning’ the American public

    Kennedy has falsely linked antidepressants to mass shootings

    Kennedy incorrectly suggests AIDS may not be caused by HIV

    Kennedy falsely argues children’s gender identity can be impacted by water

    Kennedy has falsely touted ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine as effective covid treatments

    Kennedy argued that covid-19 was ‘ethnically targeted’ to spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people

    Kennedy claims 5G high-speed wireless network is used to ‘control our behavior’”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2024/11/15/rfk-jr-views-conspiracies-false-claims/

    but it will follow boss troompaloompa’s dictates.. somehow..

  33. 33

    @19

    Loves being loud wrong.

    The settlement as ordered by the judge gives control of all real and physical property, CONTROL OF ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, and broadcast rights to all past recordings to the plaintiffs.

    Elmo is just playing games if he continues to allow the actual Alex Jones to post as InfoWars. A small matter that will be ordered by the court against him. This is not a new area of law. It’s the same way Thiel gained control of all the Buzzfeed Properties.

    Even I know this.

  34. 34

    The people making $700/hr have convinced the people making $25/hr that the problem is the people making $7.50/hr

    So now the people making $25/hr wants that $7.50 added to their 25.

  35. 35

    Trump pardoned felon and in law Charles Kushner named Ambassador to France.

    This seems to be nothing more than a jab at former Governor Chris Christie who prosecuted Kushner for, among the campaign finance and tax evasion, a witness tampering scheme where Kushner learned his brother in law was testifying against him so he arranged to have the brother secretly recorded banging a prostitute Kushner had paid for to threaten the brother that he would give it to the wife if he testified. Problem, the brother didn’t plant the flag so to speak and the plot led to additional charges against Kushner.

    So overall a quality best people kind of nepotism.

  36. 36

    Trying to tell America that chicks with dicks are really just women was not an effective campaign strategy, libbies.

    Neither was trying to tell America that Donald Trump is Literally Hitler while waging lawfare against him in unprecedented ways.

    Vince Langman
    @LangmanVince

    One year ago, President Trump was facing 900 years in prison.
    Last night, Justin Trudeau flew to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring of President-elect Trump.
    What an amazing time to be alive in America!

    2:42 AM · Nov 30, 2024

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit won’t live to see the next elected Democrat president take office.

  37. 37

    @36

    Literally a thing that was never said by the campaign.

    You know why Justin Trudeau flew to Florida? Because Canadian law is very clear that convicted felons cannot enter their country.

  39. 39

    38

    I hope Kash Patel cleans fucking house at the fucking FBI. It’s time to let those FBI people know that they are EMPLOYEES ONLY! THEY are not the fucking government. They just have government jobs and need to mind their fucking manners. They are fucking expendable and have grossly overstepped their positions in the scheme of the Universe. It’s time to put the FBI and the rest of the Deep State Traitors in their place, and for a lot of them that means getting fitted for orange jumpsuits!

  40. 40

    @39

    Is there something you you’re not taking enough of or something you’re taking too much of that causes these thoughts?

    BTW, you’re cheering defunding the police

  41. 41

    Bashar al-Assad crossed it by using chemical weapons on his own people

    If Dumppy used chemical weapons on his own people you would justify it and celebrate it. So, goooooooo fuuuuuucccckkkkk yourself.

  43. 43

    42- Send it to where it belongs, up your ass. Thanks.

    Don’t you have a wife to beat up, groom and then kill? Try to spare the dog, oh and the pets.

  44. 44

    The virus that @42 espouses to.

    https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=e10ce1b38eab34ab&hl=en-us&q=man+beats+girlfriend&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0DTNZjHPf6EshKp6keSkPDHPz3z4OQoDY76vDPfP9aqUvSAJtzJwBR-76jb48IqcwT9zdgtmmU2KHRqD-euyEAssWw5ICyPfXnyrIVYr-KNh51AT_82HL7k7tcSJ6-hy9jJSsTg7bFOplWNruWUHxnXLDFGdbhmny6m6obAnRfzLOd9muJDv-qCHnopbqfQ5eqTx-3bPCOXegCgidOSd2gzw3V6hANH_f_-6v4bQEw9yigRb4I&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-kpqWz4WKAxWfTTABHadOO9cQ0pQJegQIEBAB&biw=390&bih=663&dpr=3

  45. 45

    People, there is absolutely no reason to reply to Bob. Take what he says and just shove it back into his face. He is not here to negotiate with you. He’s here to see you lose, regardless right, wrong, or indifferent.

    Just tell him to Goooooooo fuckkkkkkkkk himselfffffffff!

  47. 47

    @23 So Zelensky is offering to let Russia keep what they already have in taken exchange for British, French, German, and American boots on the ground in Ukraine when (not if) Putin reneges on the deal?

    🤡🤡 The art of the deal 🤡🤡

  48. 48

    @31 You’re forgetting who gave Afghanistan to the Taliban. And now he’s fixing to give Ukraine to Russia. After that who knows, maybe he’ll give Taiwan to China, too.

    🤡🤡 The art of the deal 🤡🤡

  50. 50

    @39 You sound like a disgruntled ex-“customer”. What did they get you for? Tax evasion? Money laundering? Banking fraud? Jan. 6?

  51. 51

    Colorado expanding its state-funded local Greyhound operation, Bustang. Wonder when they abandon passengers like Greyhound operators have been accused of lately, who do they call for Customer service? The contractor, or CDoT in Denver?

    https://www.metro-magazine.com/10232031/bustang-adds-routes-acheives-100-growth-by-end-of-year

    The service is interesting, before expansion, it was three main line routes to Grand Junction, Fort Collins, and Colorado Springs, plus feeder and seasonal routes. One of the new routes added is to Estes, they should ask Steven King for permission to use a special name for the route.

  52. 52

    Or The Art of the Deal guy will do it for him.

    If so he will have to rely on people like Pete Hegseth, John Phelan, and Sweaty Pink Meatball to understand and successfully negotiate the terms of NATO mutual security treaty commitments. And then be able to somehow shove that down Putin’s throat.

    If this happens at all, it happens before January 20th and it happens in a unilateral fashion that cuts out US and Russian involvement. And it would require a massive commitment from the UK, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the North Atlantic Council without objection from Hungary.

  53. 53

    Boil it down, and this is all liberals do, really. Beg for money from others so they don’t have to work for a living.

    Politics
    Kamala Harris still begging for cash weeks after election loss

    “Our records show that you haven’t pitched in to support our Harris Fight Fund program yet,” the missive scolded.

    The DNC is talking to you, Welfare Queen YLB. Cough it up.

  54. 54

    @ 52

    … Sweaty Pink Meatball …

    Aptly describes the clitoris of Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit after hubby has paid another BBC to give her what she needs.

  55. 55

    @54

    Weird how this guy’s posts are often about what’s ‘trending’ on PornHub.

  56. 56

    @ 55

    … Pornhub.

    Your reminder that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit thought I was referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation.

    Context matters.

  57. 57

    One visit to Michigan, and Kshama Sawant completely upended the state.

    University of Michigan Board of Regents targets DEI office for ‘defunding’ or major changes, faculty senate freaks out

    “Our understanding is that the Regents may announce or vote to implement the plan as early as December 5th (their next scheduled meeting), before the inauguration of President Donald Trump,” the chair continued.
    …
    Nicholas Confessore wrote in the Times on Oct. 16 about the University of Michigan’s massive spending of hundreds of millions of dollars on DEI–an expenditure that he claimed only served to promote division at the school.

    A reminder that HA’s biggest Sawant fangirl is Welfare Queen YLB, who wrote some silly, flowery language about fondly hoping that Sawant’s star would rise high. Quite the tonguebath to Sawant’s filthy feet.

  58. 58

    Tim Walz was the most useless running mate since Admiral Stockdale.

    Although I’ll admit conservatives found Cut and Run Walz to be very useful.

  59. 59

    Weird how this guy’s posts are often about what’s ‘trending’ on PornHub.

    I’m sure he’s watching gay porn. Trust me.

  60. 60

    Can we all admit, now, that Bi-Done’s brain froze when he was onstage that night, and Barack found it necessary to guide him to a safe place?

  61. 61

    Suffering heavy losses in Syria, Crimea AND Ukraine advancing into Russian territory Putin starts firing Generals.

    Russian Forces Suffer Major Losses in Syria, Commander Fired as Hundreds Go Missing
    Russian forces are suffering heavy losses in Syria, leading Moscow to replace General Sergey Kiselyov. Ukrainian intelligence reports hundreds of Russian troops missing after intense battles.

    by Kyiv Post | December 1, 2024, 12:34 pm

  62. 62

    Clooney’s big mad because Boxcheck Momala would have made Amal her SoS.

    George Clooney ‘Fuming’ He Was ‘Seduced by Barack Obama’ into Putting the Boot into Joe Biden – Before Being Blamed For Trump Win

    Activist actor George Clooney is outraged after being manipulated by former President Barack Obama into lobbying for Kamala Harris to take faltering Joe Biden’s place in the 2024 election – and then getting thrown under the bus by his onetime buddy when she lost, RadarOnline.com can reveal.

    “George is furious with Obama for disappearing after the election disaster and leaving him holding the bag for pushing the plan with his Hollywood pals”, a showbiz insider said.

    There’s no greater reward for victory than liberal tears. Although we won’t turn down Wise Latina’s seat if it’s offered.

  63. 63

    @62

    a showbiz insider said.

    “Jenna Ortega requires craft services NOT to have melon on set” according to the 3rd Unit principal photographer on ‘Wednesday”

    Wonder which lunatic Twatter account is trying to male that go viral so Dumbfuck took notice.

  64. 64

    Conservatives

    “Leaving Twitter crybabies creating an echo chamber of confirmation bias and if they can’t handle ME calling them a libtard soyboy faggot in the replies to pictures of their thanksgiving turkey are just cowards!”

    Also conservatives

    “Fox and Newmax are the only real news outlets”

  65. 65

    43

    Us heteros are happy to keep developing drugs to keep you alive. It’s part of our job to provide a balance to your poor life decisions.

  68. 68

    Students can’t converse with people who disagree with them, says Ivy League chief
    The president of Dartmouth College in America says social media is harming students’ ability to interact in real life

    Sian Beilock who called in the goon squad to kick ass on peaceful protesters who thought genocide was bad has thoughts on talking to the other side.

    Bless her heart.

  69. 69

    @ 68

    Sian Beilock who called in the goon squad to kick ass on peaceful protesters…

    The “goon squad” gave the students 80 minutes’ warning.

    Around 8 p.m., after campus security and Hanover police unsuccessfully ordered the gathering to disband, a group of state police in riot gear appeared on the scene. By 8:20 p.m., state police told students they had 10 minutes to vacate. Around 8:30 p.m., police again offered students five more minutes to clear the area. Shortly before 8:40 p.m., police declared that students were engaged in an unlawful assembly and ordered protesters to disperse.

    They moved closer to students, and as of 9:20 p.m. it appeared as though police were starting to arrest people…

    NPR mentioned no protester injuries. So this would be a gentle squad of goons.

    Get a real degree, hippee. Your parents are embarrassed to spend $80k/year so you can learn to rhyme:

    … “Beilock, Beilock drop the case, you can’t even show your face.”

    Silly twats.

  70. 70

    @54 That’s all you got? You must be picking the wrong mushrooms. My rabbit relatives can help you out …

  71. 71

    @55 Normal people think BBC is the British Broadcasting Corporation. You’re right, he’s weird. See #56. And don’t let your children near him, or any children for that matter.

  72. 72

    @69 The “unlawful assembly” was simple trespass. In other words, they were where the university’s administrator didn’t want them, saying things she didn’t want to hear. For this, she summoned state police decked out in riot gear. Good show, Dartmouth. Another academic administration caving in to political pressure from America’s rightwing haters. Great look for a supposedly academic institution.

    NYT Times noted that “Dartmouth College has stood out for its almost instantaneous response to a nonviolent protest.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/13/us/dartmouth-campus-protests-police-beilock.html

    This is what the college said:

    Our long-standing policies limit the time, place, and manner where protests can occur. They prohibit encampments or the occupation of buildings that interfere with the academic mission or increase safety risks to members of our community. When policies like these have been ignored on other campuses, hate and violence have thrived—events, like commencement, are canceled, instruction is forced to go remote, and, worst of all, abhorrent antisemitism and Islamophobia reign.

    https://home.dartmouth.edu/news/2024/05/campus-protest

    Their “policy” seems to be to limit “the time, place, and manner” of free speech. I haven’t found anything saying protesters took over any buildings; their offense was setting up tents on the “Green,” which presumably is a grassy space outdoors on the campus. The college’s statement also very clearly presumes that if peaceful protest is allowed, “hate and violence” will inevitably follow. So, they preempt this assumed lawbreaking by using military-style force to break up non-lawbreaking protest.

    Prospective students and their parents should consider very carefully whether this is a good college to attend. And they all owe a debt of gratitude to Doctor Dumbfuck for reminding them to look behind the glossy recruiting brochures.

  73. 73

    A good college provides the sort of mind-broadening liberal education that Doctor Dumbfuck sadly never had in the course of his training to become a medical technician.

  75. 75

    Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) doesn’t like what a doctor said, so he’s going to punish the patients, many of whom are children.

    Just like Israel is punishing Gaza’s children for what Hamas did, except Abbott isn’t going to bomb the hospital, he’s just going to cut off its Medicaid and Medicare funding. (Query: Can a governor do that?)

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/texas-governor-greg-abbott-threatens-hospital-funding-doctor-tiktok_n_674ca087e4b06dcd5c32af00

  76. 76

    @69

    An ‘Order to Disperse’ a non-violent protest is not a lawful order and the police who made it do not have jurisdiction over the private property that is Dartmouth without the express request of said University President.

    Boot grime tastes good don’t it.

  77. 77

    Wall Street is NOT impressed.

    Cantor Fitzgerald CEO Howard Lutnick was pitching a startup that said it made a key component of self-driving cars, which would soon be valued at $2 billion.

    “I’m brilliantly successful because I select brilliantly,” Lutnick said during a 2021 video call selling investors on AEye, which had almost no revenue at the time.

    Lutnick was behind a blank-check company, or SPAC, that planned to merge with AEye to take it public. Such deals boomed during the pandemic, fueled by hedge-fund managers and day traders stuck at home and plowing money into unprofitable startups in search of the next Tesla.

    AEye shares are now nearly worthless, and Lutnick is Donald Trump’s pick for Commerce Secretary.

    PUMP AND DUMP! PUMP AND DUMP! SECURITIES FRAUD WE LOVE TRUMP!

    PUMP AND DUMP! PUMP AND DUMP! SECURITIES FRAUD WE LOVE TRUMP!

    HEY HEY, HO HO, YOUR RETIREMNT FUNDS HAVE GOT TO GO.

    WHEN WE SAY BUY, YOU SAY BUY!

    Who’s money? OUR MONEY!

  79. 79

    Toldja.

    Kyle Cheney
    @kyledcheney

    WOW: This pardon is sweeping. Anything crimes he committed or “may have committed for an 11 year period.

    4:41 PM · Dec 1, 2024
    ·

  80. 80

    CNN shoots straight for a change:

    By pardoning his son, Joe Biden has reneged on a public promise that he made repeatedly before and after dropping out of the 2024 presidential race. The president and his top White House spokesperson have said unequivocally, including after Trump won the 2024 election, that he would not pardon Hunter Biden or commute his sentence.

  81. 81

    Indeed.

    Stephen L. Miller
    @redsteeze

    Joe Biden just gave Trump the ammunition to pardon every single J6 rioter that he has the power to.

    4:42 PM · Dec 1, 2024

  82. 82

    Pretty good deal for POS Hunter.

    A stay-out-of-jail-free card for every bad thing he’s done over a period of 11 years.

    Including really bad art.

  83. 83

    Liberals will pardon The Biden Crime Family for its role in helping elect Donald Trump to a second term.

    Won’t they?

    Actually, Bi-Done has no reason to give a shit. Boxcheck Momala was his Fuck You to the Democrat party. The pardon of POS Hunter Biden was his Fuck You to the nation.

  84. 84

    It must be a relief to HA libbies, these past few months. I mean, just think of the burdens you no longer carry:

    • Acting like there’s nothing wrong with the president.

    • Acting like there’s no reason to question the competence or experience of the vice president.

    • Acting like the president will let the Department of Justice do its job, without interefering, insofar as his son’s legal issues are concerned.

    All of those burdens have disappeared.

    Liberals, don’t you all feel great now?

  85. 85

    Why this is THE most blatant corruption since just yesterday when Trump nominated the felon he pardoned to an Ambassadorship.

  87. 87

    @ 85

    Kushner pled guilty and did two years.

    POS Hunter did coke in the White House.

  88. 88

    Now the Joe has pardoned Hunter, I hope Trump issues an apology to Julian Assange and rewards him with $10 million taken from the salaries of all employees at the FBI and NSA. This money should be free of any US taxes whatsoever. Trump should also issue a full pardon for any US convictions.

    As for Eric Snowden, Trump should issue an immediate pardon and apology and ask for Snowden’s assistance in going after Deep State Traitors like Clapper and Brennan. I’m sure there are a lot of them.

  89. 89

    Bitch please, Joe Biden breathing is the ammunition to pardon the guys who spread feces on the walls of Congress. It’s the third Commandment of Maga.

    It was peaceful, it was a stolen election, violence is the answer.

    Pretending for a second he didn’t plan to let them walk all along is funny.

    Because Joe Biden ate at a sit down restaurant just handed Donald Trump all the ammo he needed to have a Quarter Pounder.

  92. 92

    “Every 98 seconds, someone in the US is sexually assaulted. More than 1 in 3 women have experienced rape, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime. 91% victims of rape and sexual assault are female; 9% are male.”

    That’s me!

  93. 93

    Add 10!

    Add 100! To Dumppys approval ratings! Yeah. Yeah!

    When eggs are $10 a dozen. We’ll add 20 more! Yeah!

    Donnie I’m on my knees for you. My mouth is wide open.

  94. 94

    92

    Your shipment should arrive in 2 days.

    You can thank the heterosexual who developed the medicine to keep you alive.

    Now go hit that alley!

  95. 95

    In the United States, the rate of women being murdered by men is high, and the majority of victims are killed by someone they know:

    Murder rate
    In 2022, 2,410 women were murdered by men in the United States, at a rate of 1.4 per 100,000.

    Intimate partner violence
    Intimate partner violence (IPV) affects at least 1 in 4 women and 1 in 9 men. In 2021, an average of 76 women were shot and killed by an intimate partner each month.

    Race
    Black women are disproportionately impacted by lethal domestic violence. In 2022, Black women were murdered by men at a rate of 3.2 per 100,000, nearly three times the rate of 1.2 per 100,000 for white women.

  96. 96

    Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy

    The real “threat to our democracy” is the unelected federal bureaucracy.

    Uhm, which election did you win and what made up Federal Bureaucracy are you planning on leading?

  97. 97

    You can thank the heterosexual who developed the medicine to keep you alive

    But it wasn’t a HETEROSEXUAL NEANDERTHAL.

  100. 100

    Just checked in tonight to see if we got a show.

    Not disappointed. 😂

    Geezus what a tantrum.
    Magnificent!

  101. 101

    @79 “Toldja.”

    Not really, given the pardon “came the day after Trump announced he would nominate Kash Patel, a Trump loyalist, as FBI director,” and is a direct reaction to a nominee with outspoken animus toward Hunter.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/12/02/hunter-biden-pardon-nixon-00192101

    Patel’s nomination couldn’t possibly have been foreseen by you back in September when you posted,

    Vicious Troll spews:
    Friday, 9/6/24 at 11:56 pm

    In the Friday OT @ 61 Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit claims that POS Hunter Biden will go to prison:

    Hunter will go to jail, and deserves to.

    This is bullshit. POS Hunter will be pardoned before January 20. The 2028 Democrat nominee will explicitly disavow the Biden presidency and The Biden Crime Family as if they were the 2008 Edwards campaign.

    You weren’t right then, and wouldn’t be right now, if Trump had picked a law enforcer to run the FBI. I think Biden should pardon everyone on Trump’s and Patel’s “enemies lists,” including himself, his wife, and a long list of people who committed no crimes whatsoever.

  102. 102

    @81 Only if you swallow a huge false equivalency. This isn’t the same thing as cheating on taxes or lying on a gun purchase form.

    TRUMP: Hunter’s papa protected him from my revenge, so I’m going to release cop beaters back into society.

    Great look there, dumbfuck.

  104. 104

    @86 I doubt it. There’s only so many stupid people, and he already has them all, including you.

  105. 105

    @87 “POS Hunter did coke in the White House.”

    So did Dubya and Donnie Jr.

    You know, dumbfuck, the farther you go with this, the deeper the hole you’re digging for yourself.

  106. 106

    He got so drunk he had to be carried out of official events and stopped from joining dancers on stage at a strip club, per a whistleblower report. A separate complaint said he once drunkenly chanted “Kill all Muslims!” at a bar. Asked to comment, Hegseth’s team denied none of it.

  107. 107

    “I’ve seen him drunk so many times. I’ve seen him dragged away not a few times but multiple times.”

  108. 108

    @106 & 107,

    NO PRIVATE US CITIZEN SHOULD EVER BE INVESTIGATED LIKE THIS!

    EXCEPT HUNTER BIDEN!

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