Bill Maher: Future headlines—Summer 2024
Electile Dysfunction 2024:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye (and thanks) Joe ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard accuses JD Vance’s couch of LYING
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬
- NowThis: Megan Rapinoe urges White women to show up for Kamala Harris
- The Late Show: Kamala embraces The Memes
- Ari Melber: Трамп losing again? 45’s nightmare comes true as his nemesis Obama backs Kamala Harris
- Mrs. Misanthrope: What The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz is talking about when he mentions Hannibal Lecter
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Everything out of Трамп’s mouth is “real garbage” and it should be treated as such
- Get Cluckd: ♫ Kamala Sings Charli XCX’s “Apple” on Campaign Trail! ♬
- Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Biden is OUT, and Kamala Harris is IN
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Joe Biden quitting the race
- The Founders Sing: ♫ THANK YOU for Saving the USA From Him! ♬:
- ScaredKetchup: Stephen Miller TV meltdown over Joe Bides stepping asider for Kamala Harris
- Lamorne Morris on Biden dropping out & Трамп vs Kamala
- Jabari Jones: AI Joe Biden—Happy now?
- Stephen: The memeification of Kamala Harris & Colbert Is Brat & The Dotard struggles to attack Harris
- Alex Wagner: Record-breaking surge in grassroots support greets new Kamala Harris campaign
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Vote All Blue ♬
- The Late Show: J.D. Vance’s “Hillbilly Eulogy”
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is going to have to get used to hearing Harris’ prosecutor record
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ C’mon We’re Going To Vote! ♬
- Stephen: Why Melinda French Gates is so happy to endorse Kamala Harris for President
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard responds to Joe Biden’s farewell speech
- The New York Times: Kamala Harris may bring out Трамп’s harshest instincts
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala in The White House, Dotard in The Big House ♬
- Jen Psaki: “Panic with a dose of racism”—Republicans scramble as Harris energizes voters
- ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Rode Strong (With Biden) ♬:
- Christopher Titus: KAMALA HARRIS! Democrats flip the script
- NowThis: Project 2025 has it out for Elmo
- Steve Shives: Biden is out, Harris is in—Now what?!
- Liberal Redneck: So Joe Biden dropped out
- The Late Show: A round of applause for Joe Biden
- Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Biden response
- Stephen: Saluting President Biden, Wolf Blitzer’s happy hour, “Kamala IS brat” & The veepstakes begins
- Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The GOP calls Kamala Harris a “DEI hire”
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to DUMP JD Vance
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Biden drops out of 2024 presidential race
- Dark Brandon: A special message for the cat ladies
- Knotheadusc: ♫ You Don’t Mess Around With Don ♬:
- Stephen: Biden’s speech got under Трамп’s skin & goodbye, brat summer & AP debunks J.D. Vance couch sex rumor
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Shady J.D. Vance ♬
- ScaredKetchup: ♫ D Vance sings “I eff’d a couch” (Trump Show 56.5 w/AI Lauren Boebert) ♬
- The Other Brother: The Ballad of JD Vance
- John Oliver: RNC & ”migrant crime”
- Tommy Campbell: JD Vance dragged over cat ladies comments while Kamala smashes fundraising record
- NowThis: Трамп VP pick, J.D. Vance, wants a NATIONAL abortion ban
- Robert Reich: Трамп IS Project 2025
- Jonathan Mann: ♫ JD Vance Did NOT Have Sex With That Couch ♬
- The Late Show: J.D. Vance dogged by weird internet rumor
- Ari Melber: Why Трамп’s nightmare of losing again is getting real
- Steve Shives: Republican canvasser vs. progressive voter
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Joe’s Got Immunity! (Трамп’s Toast) ♬:
- Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Racist slur
- Mother Jones: DEI—The right’s main (and very) racist attack on Kamala Harris
- LegalEagle: What happens now that Biden dropped out?
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, The Man Who Would be King ♬
- Stephen: Harris says, “We are not going back” & why did Трамп pick Vance? & FAUX News is grasping at plastic straws
- J-L Cauvin: Elon Musk endorses The Felon Von Shitzenpantz
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ Make America Laugh Again ♬
- NowThis: Fact-checking claims of Kamala Harris’ time as a prosecutor
- The Other Brother: ♫ Back in the White House again ♬
- Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz debuts a new face, Giuliani trips and The Dotard fails to unite at cringe filled RNC
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Wake-up Call from God? ♬
- Kat Abu: FAUX News’ initial reaction to Kamala Harris was kinda pathetic
Robert Reich: You’ve been lied to about inflation
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship
The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Destroying Democracy with Hate and Fear ♬
- Right Plight: What happened to anti-mask morons after getting attested?
- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Replying to Трамп Jr’s nonsense
- Next 9NEWS commits an act of journalism: Colorado GOP leaders meet under a bridge to hide from other members:
- Get Cluckd: Elon Musk’s galactic pronoun showdown—From California to Texas!
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan to Make America Great ♬
- Jabari Jones: Ted Cruz warns Kamala Harris to keep her hands off….
Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everyday Is the Hottest Day ♬
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
It’s hard for me to believe, but the dumbfuck Nazi coward came back more cowardly, stupid and boring than he was before he left. I didn’t believe it possible.
It wasn’t us who did that to him. It was Kamala. Oh, and JD’s sofa cushion.
In JD’s favor, I’ve never heard anything about him being ass-facked by a horse. Not yet anyway.
@1 https://tinyurl.com/ytzbztpt
Fox poll says Harris and Trump are tied in Pennsylvania and Michigan.
https://www.aol.com/news/harris-tied-trump-pennsylvania-michigan-232059339.html
The cat lady response, makes me wonder, how many households in the country have cats?
“In four years, you won’t have to vote anymore” Trump speaks at Turning Point
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5126021/user-clip-in-years-vote-anymore
>> He SAID he wants to be dictator. Believe him.
He just wants to seek revenge, sell national security secrets and to stay out of prison.
It’s his elite, billionaire, oligarch backers like Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, A. G. Sulzberger, Jeff Bezos and Marc Andreessen who want dictatorship.
Strzok and Lovely Lisa in the news again.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wanted a big payday for being an awful government employee and tried his hardest to cause a scandal. Unfortunately for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit he was unable to have an affair with a co-worker as part of it because by the time he was in his late 40s he was already impotent.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit now reduced to spewing items that begin with
“Fox poll says…”
I believe my work here is nearly complete. I’ve already broken Steve and Welfare Queen YLB.
President Joe Biden’s DEA and Customs departments managed to get two high level manufacturers and distributors of drugs across the southern border arrested in El Paso because agents knew they had crossed over.
Man, that’s embarrassing for the GOP that even with their attempt to handcuff those agencies President Biden and Border Czar are doing more for the problem than Cheeto Jesus did in four years.
Is QoS McHillbilly now willing to admit that Trump was injured by a bullet and not by an exploding teleprompter?
Free Jussie!
@ 9
Man, that’s embarrassing for the GOP that even with their attempt to handcuff those agencies President Biden and Border Czar are doing more for the problem than Cheeto Jesus did in four years.
What he means by this is POS Hunter Biden was an out-of-control addict during the Trump administration and he’s finally clean now.
POS Hunter Biden is finally convicted now, too.
And in just a few months POS Hunter Biden will be finally pardoned, too.
@12
Hunter still isn’t on the ballot.
But one convict is.
A homosexual president? We’ll eventually have one, possibly even during my lifetime. But it will have to be someone more serious than Mayor Pete, who served up a hanging curve.
Mayor Pete does his job so poorly people actually know who the secretary of transportation is.
If the FBI investigation has concluded so, then I will.
Unlike a Village Idiot, I simply refuse to take the word of a serial liar convicted of 34 felonies and for raping a journalist in a department store dressing room who stole defense secrets to sell them to foreign spy agencies and organized an attempt to overthrow the US government in which Republicans murdered police officers.
I’m funny that way.
14,
However much it pains MAGA to wake the fuck up and face facts, Joe Biden is not the nominee.
Debate her, you fucking pussies.
I believe my work here is nearly complete.
knock, knock, knock..
woo hoo.. kreepshit is finished.
Democrats choose to nominate a dumbfuck for president.
72.2% of the aspirants taking that exam for the first time in 1989 passed it. But not Boxcheck Momala.
Minorities failing exams intended to assess competence is why Washington state is doing away with its bar exam. DEI exists to make incompetence seem normal.
Oh ye of teh magat mentality..
https://images.app.goo.gl/4voBFQJnTDi3QiYy7
kreepshit loves being on your team..
Look kreepshit – free stuff!
https://images.app.goo.gl/AEu1iBzS32YvahP58
noun, verb, boxcheck momala!
DEI exists to make incompetence seem normal.
Sure ask any nepo hire. Or those that suffer nepo or frat boi hires rather.
Trump will no longer send out his statements of worth
>> The senile old criminal doesn’t want conservatives to know how broke he is.
Whites only, the (white) rich always get richer, all “abnormals” (darker skin, lgbtqia+) EXCLUDED.. A few darker skinned suck-ups are ok – well until white supremacy becomes the new normal. They’ll always “know their place” in the new plan 2025 world.
Every butthurt conservative: “It can’t be my inadequate conservative education and or my lazy ass job skills didn’t get me what I so rightly was promised and deserve, it had to be liberal affirmative action giving what was owed to me to that undeserving [insert slur here].”
@18,
Why didn’t her father hire someone to take the tests for her?
Was her family too poor?
Oh cool jackoff dickhead Vance hates LE:
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1817210999230877780
He even empathizes with what black people have to put up with..
Wonders never cease.
Vote blue.
No. That’s what daddy’s company is for.
The wedding ring of Italy’s Olympic flag-bearer slipped off his finger and fell into the Seine during yesterday’s opening ceremony, similar to Bill Clinton’s loss of his wedding ring down the throat of Monica while skull-fucking her during that Oval Office tryst.
Both men were just too excited to control their hand motions.
Both men were just too excited to control their hand motions.
Hmmm.. like you and your bestus vip room bud around the prized filly?
it knows of what it babbles…
Ok Boomer. You keep thinking that anyone still cares about Clinton’s blow job when Republicans want project 2025 and a vengeful dictator.
A new poll found that a whopping zero percent of Black voters in Michigan plan to vote for Donald Trump, despite all of the former president’s underwhelming attempts to shore up support in that state.
In the next poll, the elderly senile criminal got one black man to poll for him
So….
There’s my African-American!”
“We have THE BLACK’s vote!”
Vote Blue
Apparently having chicks with dicks mock The Last Supper might cause some problems for people. The “right” people. Best keep it from being seen.
Might The Streisand Effect amplify the declaration that Boxcheck Momala was the most liberal US senator, now that said declaration has been taken down?
Welfare Queen YLB isn’t the only woman who’ll spend time on her knees today.
27
Keeping your references fresh, eh?
Got any new Chappaquiddick material?
“Didn’t commit suicide!” “Epstein?” “No Marilyn Monroe”
CNN no longer considers Georgia a battleground state.
CNN’s Harry Enten stated that Biden “barely won” 2020 when he took the popular vote by 4%. He also pointed out that Trump is more popular now than ever before, is up 1% over the Democrat candidate in national 2024 polling, and that it might take a 5% swing for Democrats to win the White House in November.
And for some reason, the DNC thinks that Boxcheck Momala is just the candidate to pull it off.
I smiled when I wrote that last sentence.
Update on the sabotage of the TGV network. Foreign suspects are not being ruled out. Could be anybody. It’s France, There are always labor issues at SNCF, but that mostly entails a few people on a picket line. Although can’t rule out an inside job, due to the extent of the damage. Surprised the perpetrators didn’t go further, if the train is equipped to run in lines with different voltages, TGVs can, and do, run on conventional lines at lower speeds. Although where they did divert, already caused enough chaos for the conventional Intercities and TER networks.
The TER network is regional services outside of the Paris/Ile de France region. On that network, a day France has avoided, has arrived. As the European Union directive for Liberalization of National Railway networks now being implemented, SNCF has lost its monopoly on these services. At first it was the central government doing a form of money laundering, with SNCF always winning the contract. Now regions have to open up the contracts, and SNCF isn’t always winning.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/27/europe/france-train-attacks-explainer-2024-paris-olympics-intl/index.html
The DNC chose Boxcheck Momala because fewer people will dispute the coming claim that she cost Democrats the presidency than would dispute that claim against any other potential Dem candidate.
See what I mean? The dumbfuck Nazi coward is more cowardly, stupid and boring than ever.
My God, that poor horse. Makes me so sad. I’ll give ASPCA a call first thing Monday morning.
Trump would take every battleground except WI in this polling result:
Say what you will about Trump, but I seriously doubt that he gets ass-fucked by a horse.
The first step towards SNCF implementing the EU directive I mentioned, was separating operations from infrastructure management. That led to an infamous scandal with the trains that were too wide. Part of that was SNCF Infra sent the manufacturers data on train platforms 30 years or newer. Problem is, a lot of stations were older than that. Both of those affected designs were great products though. The at the time Alstom Regiolis(since sold to Spanish manufacturer CAF, during EU Merger approval), is designed to operate on the TER network, where not all lines are fully electrified, or on the same voltage. The Regiolis is available in Diesel, Diesel-Elctric, Electric, Dual Voltage, and various dual mode versions.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/27/europe/france-train-attacks-explainer-2024-paris-olympics-intl/index.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9giolis
@41 by a horse and any maga zoomer hustler with a baby momma.
heh.. drops all its “rules”, spreads its ass cheeks wide.. lmao..
@36
Yes!
@36
That seems exactly right
@36
BUT I WON THE PRIMARY!
INCONCEIVABLE!
Apparently having chicks with dicks mock The Last Supper might cause some problems for people.
28 “You are those who have continued with me in my trials; 29 and I assign to you, as my Father assigned to me, a kingdom, 30 that you may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel…
No prob whatsoever with top dog assigning dominion over the tribes of Israel to twelve illiterate nobodies from Galilee..
The first “DEI hires”.. yawwwn…
Man, they’re thin-skinned.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4796094-olympic-opening-ceremony-criticism/
You hate to see what they’d do to apostates.
Mark Robinson’s wife has been grifting the federal child nutrition program.
https://www.rawstory.com/mark-robinson-wife/
48)Hasn’t France been on the Secular side since the Revolution? The Catholic Church was too involved with the Monarchy.
Surprised he isn’t jumping on the other story out of Paris.
What’s not true: Harris said “defund the police.”
What’s true: Vance said, “I hate the police.”
https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-emails/
Harris campaign reports record-breaking volunteer surge in key swing states
>> People energized to stop the fascist project 2025 Republicans.
“Jesus moved the bullet into a retired fireman’s head” is not the cool, catchy slogan they think it is.
@14 “@ScottJenningsKY Yes. Biden. Literally this past weekend.”
Once again the dumbfuck doctor goes to this “source,” one of his all-time favs, i.e. a Moscow Mitch mouthpiece.
And he’s wrong. Or lying. Because Biden isn’t a presidential nominee who pulled out of a debate. I’m surprised CNN lets this guy talk on their airwaves. I’m not surprise Doctor Dumbfuck reposts this disinformation.
@18 The pass rate on Washington’s most recent bar exam was 47%. If you want to continue giving out online legal advice you should move to California, where you stand a better chance of being licensed to do it.
Trending on the interweb and funny, calling Vance
Vladimir Futon
who hates LE and stand at the right hand of “America’s Hitler”..
I’m all for laughing all the way to the ballot box and beyond.
fuhgedabout the whining over “The Last Supper”…
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1817304372482888113
teh murkan’ always wrong wing: laughingstock of the world.
A childless cat lady donated the 5 millionth book to an Arkansas family this week.
Elon pretty famously has a Baphomet Tattoo on his shoulder and upper arm.
Canadian National re-opening the main line in Jasper, Alberta after the recent wildfire . Besides tge 40 daily freight trains, a couple passenger operations were affected. Although of those two, the Rocky Mountaineer tourist train probably is jealous of VIA Rail right now. Tge government passenger rail carrier will resume operations west of Edmonton probably in a week or two, it will be awhile before the private Rocky Mountaineer can resume operations. The Rocky Mountaineer relies on hotels for overnight journeys, and it appears the ones in Jasper are unavailable indefinitely. VIA’s Vancouver-Toronto flagship, the Canadian, still uses the Classic streamlined rolling stock ordered by Canadian Pacific in the 50s, includes sleeper cars. Tge Jasper-Prince Rupert service operates sort of like the RM, except it serves local communities as a VIA Remote service train(serves largely roadless communities).
There are plans to finally replace the aging equipment, hopefully more rolling stock is ordered so these essential services outside of the Windsor-Quebec City corridor can operate more than 2-3days a week.
https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/cn-main-line-reopens-through-fire-ravaged-jasper-alberta/
Actual quote:
Way to go out on a limb to NOT upset the white supremacists you need to vote for you. I mean I get my wife isn’t the master race but she has other qualities of you give her a chance.
Every day there’s a new thing with this guy. He definitely couched his emotions on this.
Also, bitcoin bros are notoriously the most easy going about how their currency will become the worldwide standard and that’s why it’s valuable.
Trump ends his Bitcoin 2024 stump speech,
Elon’s doing well, emotionally.
Remember “disgraced” FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page? Yeah, they said stuff about Trump in their private emails. Yeah, making those emails public violated the Privacy Act. Yeah, the FBI is gonna pay Strzok $1.2 million and Page $800,000 for violating their privacy.
https://thehill.com/homenews/4796219-peter-strzok-lisa-page-settle-lawsuits-justice-department/
St. Louis Dispatch editorial endorses the opponent of corrupt, antisemitic POS and overall dumb cunt Cori Bush:
Editorial: Bell has our enthusiastic endorsement for Missouri’s 1st Congressional District
The POS is way down in polling against Bell, but it’s nice that the town paper is willing to put out the trash when necessary.
That will be two down, with POS Ilhan Omar hopefully the third Squad member to be cashiered.
@25 Does anyone know what J. D.’s “negative experiences” with the police were? Did he encounter Loren Culp’s police dog?
@29 Don’t insult my generation. He’s no Boomer. He isn’t a day older than 59.
Looks like SNCF Infra should have the TGV network back to normal by Monday. As for the culprits, prosecutors and police aren’t saying if they have any leads, but it has been suggested, tge damage is similar to attacks done by far-left extremists in the past.
https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20240727-france-travel-disruption-expected-to-last-all-weekend-after-massive-attack
There have been a few incidents involving crashes with the TGV series, an interesting one in 1993 involved a high speed derailment caused in part by the legacy of WW1.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_TGV_accidents
@53 But it’ll do in a pinch.
56, 57 – It was hard to imagine a Republican worse than Trump until Vance came along.
@58 They can’t even keep feasts straight.
@60 It may not be pandering at all, he might be summoning the militias.
@63 “she has other qualities of you give her a chance”
“She’s a good mom” was the only one he could think of. Come to think of it, he thinks that’s all women are good for.
More evidence that J. D. Vance is a strange dude:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/07/jd-vance-unhumans-book-jack-posobiec-alt-right-january-6/
On Friday night Elon Musk began posting AI manipulated DeepFake ads on Xitter attacking Vice President Harris that violate Xitter’s TOS.
Elon Musk this week ordered the suspension of the Xitter account of former White House Director of the Office of Photography Peter Souza for reposting an AP wire photo showing Donald Trump’s completely uninjured ear.
JD has got a big thick one but it fit perfectly. 🍆
Peter doesn’t suck dick the best but he’s not as bad as the police suck.
https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-i-hate-police-remark-raises-eyebrows-1931086
In 1857, as arguments about slavery roiled, the U.S. Supreme Court went a step further, finding in the Dred Scott v. Sandford case that Scott, an escaped slave suing for his freedom, was not a citizen because he was of African descent. Nor could any other person of African descent be considered a citizen, even if they were born in the U.S., Chief Justice Roger B. Taney wrote in the majority opinion.
>> The federalist wing of the supreme court can rule any way they want. Vote Blue.
Project 2025 plan calls for demolition of NOAA and National Weather Service – Project 2025 calls for the elimination of some of the nation’s most dependable resources for tracking weather, combating climate change and protecting the public from environmental hazards.
>> Republicans want to privatize it. Turn weather tracking into a toll road, maximizing profits for cheap as possible. Vote Blue.
According to JD Power, Toyota had the fewest vehicle defects, with Toyota-owned luxury brand Lexus close behind. No one else was anywhere close to these two. Tesla was not close to these two.
Toyota is going to replace 102,000 engines in Tundra and Lexus SUV vehicles. The entire fucking engine. My guess is $15k per unit, so $1.5 billion to make a problem go away.
Nobody’s perfect. Not Tesla. And not Toyota.
@ 77
On Friday night Elon Musk began posting AI manipulated DeepFake ads on Xitter attacking Vice President Harris that violate Xitter’s TOS.
Shitbag, the policy is that altered media must be removed or labeled. The link in the post by Musk clearly labels the video as parody:
If you want to crucify Musk for not including the parody mention in his reshare of the video, have at it. But what you’re really doing is fanning the flames of the Streisand Effect. As an example, had you not whined about it, I would not have seen it.
So cry more. We’re counting on it.
CNN helps libbies understand that if a woman of color is also dishonest, it’s only the dishonesty that resonates with swing voters:
As a law school graduate, Biden passed the Delaware bar on his first attempt, despite graduating 76th in his class of 85.
82% of Boxcheck Momala’s classmates passed the California bar exam on their first attempts. But not Boxcheck Momala.
In Boxcheck Momala’s own words:
This was, of course, eclipsed by her half-assed performance these past 3 1/2 years.
Golf cart-driving seniors for Boxcheck Momala!
Well, she spent a couple of her formative years ascending San Francisco’s high society by sucking Willie Brown’s dick. That’s not nothing.
Elon Musk reposted the video omitting the required label and adding his own comment “This is amazing”.
Shitbag.
#CrookedHillary failed the bar exam her first time.
So did Michelle O.
Yet both of them made it to the White House. By fucking powerful men.
It has actually only been one week since President Biden announced that he was abandoning his re-election campaign and endorsing Vice President Harris.
Almost as fast as Democrats went from claiming Bi-Done is sharp as a tack to blaming everyone but themselves for not noticing he’s nearly a vegetable.
The Harris for President campaign is conducting nearly 2,500 online and in-person orientation and training events this weekend with more than 175,000 brand new citizen volunteers, less than a week after filing campaign paperwork establishing her campaign for president.
Vice President Harris has built a six point lead over 78-year-old convicted felon Donald Trump in recent polls in Minnesota, a state that Trump had dearly hoped to contest.
In a rally stump speech over the weekend in West Palm Beach 78-year-old convicted felon Donald J. Trump promised if elected he would do away with voting within four years. Four years on, after more than 100 failed election challenge lawsuits and a violent armed insurrection attacking the Capitol, Trump continues to claim that he won the 2020 election, but that his victory was “stolen” from him by secret, invisible, evil forces that only he can see.
For the people who insist Dobbs is not on the ballot a not remotely old podcast (2021) appearance of JD Vance is making the rounds on the TickyTocky.
“Should a woman be forced to carry a child to term after she has been the victim of incest or rape.”
“My view on this has been very clear and I think the question betrays a certain presumption that wrong. It’s not whether a woman should be forced to bring a child to term it’s whether a child should be allowed to live even though the circumstances of that child’s birth are somehow inconvenient or a problem to the society. The question to me is really about the baby. We want women to have opportunities. We want women to have choices. But above all we want women and young boys in the womb to have the right to life.”
see it’s not just that I don’t give a fuck about grown women. And my wife though not white has other qualities. None that I’m going to name here except the ability to be a mom.
Fun exchange on the Network Donald is afraid to go live in a debate on…
‘This Week’:
Let’s say Roe vs. Wade is overruled. Ohio bans abortion (Ed’s. Note, how’d that work? 57-43) You know every day George Soros sends a 747 to Columbus to load disproportionally black women to get them to go have abortions in California.”
2022 ‘What’s Left’ Podcast.
ProLife, Check, pregnant travel ban, check, Jews control the world with their financial superiority, check, racist, check. I did excellent work here today.
@96&98
When the epitaph is written the cocaine fueled night with a couple Adderol in the mix that Don Jr convinced pop that a throughly unvetted Alpha bro was the best VP choice is going to be the single biggest reason for a 30 state Democratic victory.
Do they hang him now or wait til November?
Donnie Jr. and Eric were the go-betweens. It was high ranking senior executives with Thiel’s companies, Thiel himself, and a handful of other VC billionaire types who led the campaign for the Sofa-Fucker.
In the near term they want laissez-faire regulatory treatment for data privacy, AI, crypto currency, and Deep Fake media. They don’t really give a shit about abortion or culture wars. They want to sell privacy like a utility, to sell access to and control of the culture to manipulate thinking, and to seize control of global capital.
Once private companies wrest control of these things, “authoritarian” leaders like Trump will in effect become their servants. Vance hopes to be among the first.
@ 99
Do they hang him now or wait til November?
Don Jr. or JD Vance?
Conservatives are up at arms about DEI hires demanding all hires should be on merit and skill,
but conservative not up at arms about Project 2025 plans to fire all the federal workers and replace them them with meritless political operatives, selected for political ideology. ‘
Something doesn’t add up.
Vote Blue.
Were you sick of Marshawn Lynch having nothing to say? Well, your wait is over.
Some of it even sounds like English. An example:
Apparently he’s not sure.
@ 102
Conservatives are up at arms about DEI hires demanding all hires should be on merit and skill…
Perish the thought.
In 2015 voters were envisioning a President Hillary Clinton. This year they’re envisioning a President Boxcheck Momala, who is widely (and accurately) perceived as far less competent.
If people were hired on merit and skill The Even Bigger Fucking Moron would starve.
Republicans are going to go apoplectic when VP Kamala Harris certifies the 2024 election for President Kamala Harris.
>> Especially if the republicans try to pull electoral shenanigans.
I’m a merit hire.
I’m hired on the merit that my daddy wants to fuck me.
I’m a merit hire.
I’m hired on the merit that my FIL wants to fuck my wife.
It’s not whether a woman should be forced to bring a child to term it’s whether a child should be allowed to live
heh.. Even teh babblin’ butthole troll was for aborting salt mining buddy’s rapist’s spawn..
it supported abortion in the case of incest as well..
drumpf-jerkoff dickhead vance still gets its vote in November..
If people were hired on merit and skill
All the “20 minutes of action” bois in kreepshit’s frat would be homeless.
Polio 2024:
https://x.com/MikeDuHaime/status/1817563399347220614
@ 77, 84
As of this spew 122.6 million people have viewed the video Elon Musk featured.
Have there even been 122.6 million visits to Mastodon, cumulatively, yet? But I digress.
Imagine how many liberals with intellects similar to that of The Even Bigger Fucking Moron have viewed that video and think it’s real, because libbies @ 77 amplified it.
Ron Filipkowski in Xitter
>> Well said. Expose the lies and hypocrisy of the republicans. it’s totally about their usual reasons to hate Vice President Kamala Harris.
Buy an e-bike, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. You’ll cycle more if there’s no climbing effort, they said.
Dude’s still alive at the end, but I bet he wished he wasn’t. Bless those Asian countries and their penchant for recording everything.
@115. That’s awful I noticed you and ted had no remorse about his injury, it was just an excuse to slur electric bikes.
It was one man and no context as to what triggered the battery explosion. How many people died in auto accidents in 2023?
what triggered the battery explosion.
https://youtu.be/3F-ZH70Qkok?si=7qpZQcnHRFysb3JRA
liddle maxwhipple babbled that it wanted to hang all Marxists..
https://x.com/audiomagnate/status/1817525147596620219
Of course, we all know that means anyone to the left of Dino 4(5?)-time Lossi.
‘scuse me.. I lost count.
After promising an evangelical crowd in West Palm Beach this weekend that if elected he would do away with voting before the next election, 78-year-old Donald Trump is summoning surrogates to defend his remarks while he continues to hide from the press and calls for him to debate Vice President Harris.
3 shuffled out for lack of sicko-phanting:
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1817616289566790100
Ole’ Rupert bringin’ it to drumpf:
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1817660151303975098
Kamala is a big hit in The Villages:
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1817362574758854788
Who’d a freakin’ thunk it?
America’s first throuple:
https://x.com/plathiandc/status/1816834037031338462
awwww….
This is a nonsense question.
A better question is are YOU ready to vote for a woman.
What the poll is asking is ‘How misogynist do you assume your neighbors are?’
Looks like SNCF has repaired the remaining damage to the TGV Network. They said by Monday morning, and it’s almost Monday.
https://www.france24.com/en/france/20240728-french-rail-authority-sncf-says-sabotage-damage-fully-repaired-france-trains
Favorability +8 for Kamala.
Harris sees boost in favorability after Biden drops out of race: POLL
The vice president’s approval among independents jumped, poll finds.
And this…
‘Huge F*cking Deal’: ‘The Villages’ Is Fired Up For Kamala Harris
I did not see this coming.
The trend isn’t the dumbfuck troll’s friend.
Lock them in a cell together with nothing but a sofa cushion.
JD Vance: QAnon Shaman J6er Seems ‘A Fun Guy To Have A Beer With’
Yale Law School grad Vance says he doesn’t know if “fun guy” QAnon Shaman Chansley broke the law on J6 but insists he didn’t deserve his prison sentence.
It so hypocritical for republicans say they hate identity politics then endless complain about perceived DEI. They LOVE identity politics as a club against liberals.
Enthusiasm.
In First Week Of Campaign, Harris Raised $200 Million And Signed Up 170k Volunteers
Fascist enthusiasm.
Lindsey Graham Laughs Off Trump Saying No Need ‘To Vote Again’ If He Wins
Today I learned that JD Vance is not a lawyer. He did not take or pass the bar. For all the talk of Vice President Kamala Harris passing the Bar on the second try, JD Vance didn’t even try.
Harris didn’t raise $100 million. That’s wrong. She raised $200 million. In one week.
https://www.rawstory.com/harris-approval-rating/
Tell me again the enthusiasm isn’t real.
It’s too soon to be talking about a “blowout election,” as Republicans were a week ago.
But it’s not too soon to fantasize about it.
@130 I can’t find anything on the internet about whether Vance took a bar exam or passed one, but he was hired by a law firm and practiced law for a couple years, so he must have passed a bar exam and been licensed.
@82 If Trump is elected, national weather forecasting will once again consist of a child drawing with crayons.
@84 “If you want to crucify Musk for not including the parody mention in his reshare of the video, have at it.”
Merchants tearing content labels off pillows and selling polyester fill as goose down is illegal for a reason.
And violating his own TOS rules is, well, hypocritical.
@85 Sez the Trumper-hugger:
” … if a woman of color is also dishonest … GEORGIA SWING VOTER: ‘I worry about [Kamala’s] character.’ … ”
🤣😂😁😍😹🤠🤡🤩😵💫🥹🙌👌🫣🧐😮🤤😜🙃😬😨😬🤪🥳🤭
P.S., she ain’t no swing voter.
@87 I’m actually shocked that 200 of The Villages’ 79,000 residents are Democrats. They’re fish out of water.
@88 Vance’s running mate didn’t “take a bullet.” He got shot. Which is worlds apart from volunteering to go in harm’s way. A Marine veteran like Vance, as one of Trump’s “suckers and losers,” should know that as well as anyone.
@90 And either one of them has more on the ball than you do. Legal or non-legal, and especially about politics.
@96 “We want women to have opportunities. We want women to have choices. But above all we want women and young boys in the womb to have the right to life.”
And when those values are in conflict, fuck the woman’s opportunities and choices, he’s going to force motherhood on her.
And in J. D. World the “right to life” ends at Gaza’s borders.
@98 Has anybody actually seen those 747s full of pregnant black women landing in California? This airport and this airport are under constant surveillance, so they must be landing on a grass strip in an obscure farmer’s field.
@105 Competence has nothing to do with it. Nominating Trump again proves that beyond any shadow of a doubt.
@115 Guess what, gas tanks explode, too.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5aNDQNc1mNc
@130. I was wrong. I found bad information on the internet. JD Vance DID pass a bar exam and become a lawyer.
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@103
It must be soul crushing to know that a bunch of non-white players in the pro
Military anti-woke ownership league with the rabidly OK with domestic violence fanbase are actually progressive.
Or at least know the policies of the owners and their candidates directly harm their communities.
Maduro says he won the Venezuelan election.
His official vote-counters say he won, too.
Who cares if he lost in the exit polls?
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French authorities have made an arrest in the sabotage of the TGV network. Suspect is a Far Left extremist.
https://www.dw.com/en/french-police-arrest-far-left-suspect-after-rail-sabotage/a-69794459
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4797024-elon-musk-kamala-harris-extinctionist/
How many years has it been since Elon’s had a bowel movement?
Someday Florida will be the world’s largest reef.
On Fox News no less…
Shannon Bream asked Buttigieg — the Transportation Secretary who has been floated as Vice President Kamala Harris’ running mate — if President Joe Biden was aware of how badly he had been doing in polling against Donald Trump.
The answer wasn’t what Bream expected, because she tried to interrupt, but Buttigieg wouldn’t allow it.
“I’m aware of how he was doing. We’re all aware of how he’s doing,” Buttigieg said. “Our country has watched our president lead, and yes, we’ve also seen the fact that he’s 10 years older than he was 10 years ago. But unlike Republicans, who in Trump’s personality cult will take a look at Donald Trump and say he’s perfectly fine, even though he seemed unable to tell the difference between Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi, even though he’s rambling about electrocuting sharks and Hannibal Lecter, even though he is clearly older and stranger than he was when America first got to know him.
“They say he’s strong as an ox, leaps tall buildings in a single bound. We don’t have that kind of warped reality on our side.
“On the contrary, the president confronted that reality in what must have been one of the most difficult decisions for an American president to make ever. And he did something that I don’t think Donald Trump could even conceive of doing, which is putting his own interests aside for the country.”
>> Between the elderly senile criminal babbling about being a dictator, and not allowing future elections, and Project 2025 gutting Social Security and the Weather Service and replacing the federal government with fascist yes men, Vice President Kamala Harris and Democrats are looking better and better to independents.