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The New York Times: The Deep State is kind of awesome

Alex Wagner: Right-wing Supreme Court “dripping contempt for federal regulation”

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Scotus, Scotus (Where Did Your Soul Go?) ♬

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

Robert Reich vs. Big Tobacco

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The Bible’s biggest secret

The MAGA Cult Of The Insane:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Alex Wagner: Judge shopping scheme backfires on anti-abortion activists with “embarrassing” case in Supreme Court

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Comments

  1. 1

    Wonder, why was the Utah team staying in CdA ? Were there any hotels available in Spokane?

  2. 2

    @1,

    Maybe they have plans to stop for dinner at the strip joint in Stateline after the game.

  3. 3

    @1 “Wonder, why was the Utah team staying in CdA ?”

    No rooms at the inns. Ever try to get a room in Spokane without a reservation, even when there isn’t a basketball tournament in town? Good luck with that.

  4. 4

    @1 & 3

    A better question is why after holding all the round one games at neutral sights does the NCAA hold the second round games in the home buildings of the highest seeded team?

    And the NCAA being cheap as fuck on the women’s tournament there’s no way they blocked rooms in all the possible second round sites. ‘Ladies you need to get on the phone now and find a hotel for tomorrow night.”

  5. 5

    3)Thought it would be the tournament organizers responsibility? Some schools, are lucky to get in. EWU, we only make the Men’s tournament every decade or two, could build a dynasty if the coaches quit getting a case of abetterofferitis. The Women had a first round exit in Corvallis against Oregon State. Last time the Men were in, it was Kansas we drew.

    If coaches stay, a dynasty can be built. Baldwin did a good job with the Football team, won the FCS once, made the playoffs several times, his replacement was off to a great start, but we have caught a bad case of the rebuilding years. One thing, need to sweep the Montana schools, so our Big Sky championship chances don’t get wrecked by road games against Idaho.

  7. 7

    The Trump Taj Mahal – bankruptcy in 1991.
    The Trump Plaza, – bankruptcy in 1992.
    The Trump Castle – bankruptcy in 1992.
    Plaza Hotel – bankruptcy in 1992.
    Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc. – bankruptcy in 2009.
    Trump Shuttle Inc – failed in 1990
    Trump University – failed in 2011 amid lawsuits and investigations
    Trump Vodka – failed 2011.
    Trump Mortgage, LLC – failed 2007
    Trump Steaks – 2007 failed two months after its launch.
    Broke Don the rapist is a failure

  8. 8

    The Republican nominee has now issued a colorable threat of violence directed at the President of the United States.

    I’m looking forward to this.

  11. 11

    After a grand total of six minutes of debate the Kentucky Legislature’s last bit of business before adjourning was to approve a bill allowing hiring of armed guards in schools. These guards will require less training hours than the lunch lady.

    No one could have foreseen

  12. 12

    Last night the Republican nominee instructed his strip mall lawyers to file motions to New York Judge Juan Merchan to protect and extend his legal authority to issue threats against the judge’s daughter.

    This will also be fun to watch.

  13. 13

    Perhaps with any luck Trump can do for Xtianity what he has done for the Republican Party.

  14. 14

    9)Airlines used to not hire African American pilots, some excuses were the layover in the south. Colorado had a civil rights law that Continental took to court and lost over. As a result, airlines started hiring Qualified African American pilots. That was who had been getting rejected, Air Force veterans. One case, with 3000 hours on the KC-135., and United said they weren’t hiring janitors.

    https://youtu.be/x0s_V5FF0uY?si=SlqL2hyZU5Vla0fl

  16. 16

    15,
    Her name continues to appear in filings connected to his appeals of his NY financial fraud.

    He stands a pretty good shot at eventually getting that reduced. So she might just be keeping her hat in the ring for some of the media credit if/when that happens.

  17. 17

    Imagine if Obama got really mad and dressed down an interviewer.

    Anas Alhajji
    @anasalhajji
    A must watch!

    This is my hero!

    He is Mohamed Irfaan Ali, President of Guyana.

    #Oil #Guyana
    9:50 AM · Mar 29, 2024

    Assuming he is correct, Guyana has the lowest deforestation rate in the world. And a whole bunch of other facts about Guyana I didn’t know before hearing this.

    Two minutes out of your life. Neither of our major party presidential candidates this Fall will be able to string sentences together the way this guy does.

    Clearly he was ready for the insinuationquestion.

  19. 19

    Guyana has the lowest deforestation rate in the world

    Not for long.

    The country’s oil reserves were only first discovered less than a decade ago and haven’t even begun to be developed. It’s expected that with development it will become the largest oil producer per capita in the world. But only if the population remains static. Which it won’t. Oil is wealth. Wealth attracts population. Guayana is poised to boom. Those forests won’t last another two decades.

  20. 20

    Growing numbers of factory jobs held by illegals in SoCal don’t resonate with laid-off blue collar voters in Rust Belt swing states. Go figure.

    Some 146,000 more people work in manufacturing than five years ago, and billions of dollars in subsidies are fueling an investment boom in new factories destined to add even more jobs.

    That renaissance, however, has benefited some states more than others. Across Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin — three key election battleground states with proud industrial pasts — there were still 39,000 fewer people employed in factories in February than five years earlier.

    Add the additional interest on the national debt that those subsidies require and it’s suddenly a trillion dollars in subsidies. Paid for by Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

  21. 21

    The illegals move to a whole different country to get work so why won’t the Americans move to a different state for work?

    Are the voters are less ambitious than the illegals, do they think those jobs are their right but they shouldn’t have to work for, to move for?

  22. 22

    @ 11

    After a grand total of six minutes of debate the Kentucky Legislature’s last bit of business before adjourning was to approve a bill allowing hiring of armed guards in schools.

    That may be because SB2 is an expansion of existing law and places SROs in schools that previously could not afford them. Qualified armed SROs have been in place in schools that could afford them since 2019.

    These guards will require less training hours than the lunch lady.

    They’re already trained.

    Wise’s bill is an extension of his Senate Bill 1, the School Safety and Resiliency Act, passed into law in 2019 after the Marshall County High School shooting that killed two students. Guardians under Wise’s bill would be required to take an annual “firearm proficiency” test, an active shooter response training course from the Department of Criminal Justice and as well as a resource officer training course. Each district would choose how and whether to fund these positions. Examples of who could serve as guardians, according to the bill, including “honorably discharged veterans, retired Kentucky state troopers, retired law enforcement officers and former federal agents.”

    Read more at: https://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article287096050.html#storylink=cpy

    It’s time to admit that your real problem is that one of these armed officers might kill a rampaging tranny carrying an AR-15 and a cis-phobic manifesto.

  23. 23

    @18 Good gawd, the dumbfuck troll admits being stupid. Well, at least we can’t fault his self-awareness, even if he has no other positive attributes.

  24. 24

    @ 21

    …why won’t the Americans move to a different state for work?

    You know that California and New York lost congressional seats in the last census, don’t you, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron?

    More U-Haul trucks left California than any other state in 2022

    Texas is the top destination for U-Haul trucks, followed by Florida and the Carolinas. Texas and Florida were the top destination states in 2021 as well.

    Illinois was the state with the second-largest loss in U-Haul trucks in 2022, the same as in 2021.

    They’re leaving high taxation, high crime, and liberal bias, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, and moving to states that value rather than hinder personal advancement.

    Go figure.

  25. 25

    @ 24

    … admits being stupid.

    With each and every one of your spews you admit the same, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  27. 27

    @24 Somehow I’ve never thought of Texas as a place you’d go for “personal advancement.” Cheap gas, maybe. Lousy schools, lousier politics, and not a place to knock on someone’s door to ask for help.

  29. 29

    Isn’t running a sham impeachment inquiry to sell a book about the sham impeachment inquiry a conflict of interest?

    A publisher’s slip-up revealed that House Oversight Committee chair James Comer (R-KY) is hawking a book about his effort to impeach President Joe Biden….

    https://www.rawstory.com/comer-impeachment/

  30. 30

    @ 25

    Somehow I’ve never thought of Texas as a place you’d go for “personal advancement.”

    And I just got done mentioning your neverending stupidity, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Thank you for reinforcing my point. Oh, by the way, your hindered your own personal advancement by being such a bloviating, useless asshole. That would have been the outcome no matter where you set foot, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  31. 31

    @30 What do you know about Texas? Ever been there? Are you even free to travel? Or were you, like Napoleon and the McNeil Island inmates, involuntarily exiled to an island?

  32. 32

    @ 31

    I’d wager that nearly everyone who has spewed onto HA in the last week knows significantly more about Texas than you do, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. After all, we can afford to do more with our time than trudge to the local public library.

    I was there for a week last month. Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.

  34. 34

    If you don’t have kids in school or are not a woman of childbearing age or are not brown near the border or never vote while black or are not LGBTQ or don’t need steady electricity then texas is a great state for personal advancement.

    And yet the greedy racist incel lives in high tax high ctime high liberal Washington

  35. 35

    The problem is, last time Gazans chose Hamas, which then refused to allow a “next time”.

    Palestinians reject proposal to introduce Arab multi-national force in Gaza – report

    Al-Mayadeen, a Hezbollah-affiliated network, reported on Saturday that “Palestinian factions” in Syria rejected the proposal to establish a multi-national military force of Arab countries with the backing of the US. This force would be responsible for controlling law and order in Gaza and escorting humanitarian aid convoys.

    “Arab countries, together with the US, are trying to rescue the IDF from the situation it has found itself in Gaza. The Palestinian people are capable of choosing their leaders and institutions that will manage the Strip,” the report stated.

    And the second problem is that if outside Arab nations were allowed into Gaza, they would see how absolutely useless to the world the Palestinians as a people have allowed themselves to become.

  36. 36

    @ 33

    Tiny crowd? Dude, have you seen the attendance at a Biden event that doesn’t also include former presidents?

  38. 38

    And now I’m a clerk on the United States Supreme Court.

  39. 39

    Four years ago then President Donald Trump awarded an “emergency” no bid, $600,000,000 contract to a fraternity brother of his son-in-law to supply machines and equipment to sterilize N95 facemasks so that they could be re-used.

    The machines never worked and were later recycled.

  40. 40

    MAGA’s Ugly, Hateful Response to Bridge Horror Is About to Get Worse
    https://newrepublic.com/article/180286/magas-ugly-hateful-response-bridge-horror-get-worse

    Some GOP lawmakers are already treating future funding of the Baltimore response as a future concession on their part. Representative Jeff Duncan says Congress should not spend “one more dime” of additional infrastructure money before a border wall is built, as if the need for disaster relief can be used to extort Democrats into funding MAGA priorities in return.
    >> Why bother, Broke Don will just have his zombies block that as well. Broke Don and the republicans already failed to implement a border deal.

    Republicans: “This tragedy is a direct result of lazy blacks getting jobs that they are not qualified to hold!”
    Also Republicans: “Why won’t black people vote for us??”

  41. 41

    @39. Republicans don’t care. Rules and standards are only enforced on Democrats if it hurts Democrats.

  42. 42

    @ 37

    30 million audience for a free media appearance paid for with tax dollars.

    Praytell, what was the approval boost Biden received after his shouting SOTU performance, QoS McHillbilly?

    Newsweek:

    Joe Biden’s Approval Rating Falls to All-Time Low After SOTU
    Published Mar 13, 2024 at 8:12 AM EDT

  44. 44

    @ 39

    Four years ago then President Donald Trump awarded an “emergency” no bid, $600,000,000 contract to a fraternity brother of his son-in-law to supply machines and equipment to sterilize N95 facemasks so that they could be re-used.

    This seems unlikely. For instance, it’s nearly double the amount of the highest of the contracts that ProPublica listed, here:

    Coronavirus Contracts
    Tracking Federal Purchases to Fight the Coronavirus
    Search contract descriptions, companies and agencies.
    Home › All Categories › Category ›
    Hospital and Surgical Clothing and Related Special Purpose Items

    In fact, it would be more than half of the total value of those contracts:

    September 23, 2020
    Spending
    $7,252,650
    Adjustments
    -$7,252,870
    Total Committed Value of Federal Contracts
    $1.06B
    Total Contracts
    179
    Total Actions
    252

    So, since you looked it up, purportedly, please share with us your link. Much appreciated.

  45. 45

    @ 39, 44

    Is it possible you mistakenly added three zeros to the dollar amount in your spew?

  46. 46

    @44 “So, since you looked it up, purportedly, please share with us your link. Much appreciated.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-administration-paying-huge-premium-mask-cleaning-machines-which-don-n1210896

    @45 “Is it possible you mistakenly added three zeros to the dollar amount in your spew?”

    No, he quoted the $600 million figure correctly:

    It sounded like a great deal: The White House coronavirus task force would buy a defense company’s new cleaning machines to allow critical protective masks to be reused up to 20 times. And at $60 million for 60 machines on April 3, the price was right. But over just a few days, the potential cost to taxpayers exploded to $413 million, according to notes of a coronavirus task force meeting obtained by NBC News. By May 1, the Pentagon pegged the ceiling at $600 million in a justification for awarding the deal without an open bidding process or an actual contract. Even worse, scientists and nurses say the recycled masks treated by these machines begin to degrade after two or three treatments, not 20, and the company says its own recent field testing has only confirmed the integrity of the masks for four cycles of use and decontamination.

    Comment #44 illustrates the danger of trying to arrive at numbers by extrapolation, which Mike Lindell and others also tried to do with election results (while ignoring the only prime source, the actual certified vote tallies).

  47. 47

    Florida stays red.

    Marc Caputo
    @MarcACaputo
    Biden campaign/FL Dems botched a Hispanic outreach event

    In Miami

    ✅didn’t invite local media

    ✅Then,
    @fabiolasantiago (who often reflects their politics!) wasted them in @MiamiHerald

    ✅Dems attacked her

    ✅top Hispanic media coming to her defense

    https://miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fabiola-santiago/article287165135.html
    Quote
    Roberto R. Tejera
    @RobertoRTejera
    ·
    Mar 29
    Do you guys, out of all people, really want to pick a fight with @fabiolasantiago ?? Really??
    Please, tell me, how many Hispanics, know who Mr… what ever his name is, is??? x.com/hispanic_caucu…
    1:12 PM · Mar 29, 2024

    Very red.

  48. 48

    @47 But only for president if Trump runs with Donalds or Rubio, in which case Florida’s GOP electors would sit out the voting for vice president.

  49. 49

    To reverse Trump’s gains with Hispanic voters, Dems will need a lot more than staging a conga line down Calle Ocho. They need to actively participate in civic life and dish out substance where the voters are, glued to TV and radio shows, and not only political ones.

    Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fabiola-santiago/article287165135.html#storylink=cpy

    Instead, they’ve got DOCTOR Jill Biden talking about breakfast tacos

    Jill Biden apologizes for calling Latino community “unique as the breakfast tacos” in San Antonio

    and botching Si se puede! even after practicing it for hours on the plane ride down.

  50. 50

    In which HA Legal Eagle Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit demonstrates @ 48 his ignorance of both the Twelfth Amendment and that one votes for a presidential ticket, not separately for president and vice president.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit validates @ 25 with each and every one of his spews.

  52. 52

    We’ve all been there.

    Caught on camera: Blank ballots brought into Lorain County bar day before election

    When you need a beer, you need a beer.

  53. 53

    You thought tomorrow is Easter, didn’t you? Well, it’s not.

    It’s the day proclaimed by my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president to be

    “Transgender Day of Visibility”

    As if chicks with dicks aren’t easy enough to laugh at already. Unless you’re a 10 year-old girl in a locker room trying to change into your swimsuit while one of them is sitting next to you with a hard-on, moaning and drooling.

  55. 55

    @53

    He fell for it. Easter is a floating liturgical holiday based on Lunar Cycles.

    Transgender Day of Visibility was first celebrated on March 31st, 2009. It went international and was celebrated on March 31st, 2014. It was acknowledged on March 31st, 2018 when Donald Trump was president and that was also Easter Sunday. President Joe Biden made a proclamation (as binding as Governor Inslee proclaiming KEXPs International Clash Day every year) in 2021, 2022, 2023.

    The hard bigotry of the Trump can be seen in his hate statement calling for Biden to apologize to Catholics (eds note, “The Whore of Babylon, Not True Christians” – evangelicals) AND Christians.

    Sorry your fake holiday fell on a made up holiday that is pegged to March 31st since 2009.

  57. 57

    https://fox8.com/news/i-team/i-team-why-were-blank-ballots-brought-to-a-bar-the-day-before-the-election/

    Lorain County Board of Elections Director Paul Adams told us it’s not unusual for poll workers to take some supplies home — but they shouldn’t be taken to a bar.

    “Would you expect better judgment from somebody who’s a manager or a poll worker in general?”
    Adams answered, “I would absolutely expect better judgment from a manager. And this person has been removed from their position because of that.”

    Adams said Provenza was at the bar, which is located across the street from the Board of Elections, waiting on a ride and left in a rideshare.

    “A team of Democrats and Republicans can look at those seals, make sure that none of them were open and confirm that all the seal numbers are the proper seal numbers,” Adams said.

    The board of elections said all of those bags have seals and numbers. The board checked and found no tampering with the ballots. And the board found all ballots were accounted for, as well. None had been lost or thrown away.

    >> Much ado about nothing. It’s not like he tried to violently over throw the democratically elected government like trump did.

  58. 58

    what was the approval boost Biden received after his shouting SOTU performance,

    Biden wins federal elections in November (ten times), not landline telephone surveys in People Magazine.

  59. 59

    @50 “one votes for a presidential ticket, not separately for president and vice president”

    Are you sure about that? You may want to actually read the Twelfth Amendment and then reconsider before I throw you to the wolves hand you over to Elijah.

  60. 60

    @52 Blank provisional ballots in possession of a polling place manager authorized to have them who stopped at the bar for a beer after picking up supplies from the election office across the street.

    Not the same as 15,000 screaming rioters trying to overthrow an election, and assaulting police and trying to “KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN!” But go ahead and report this to Mike Lindell; it’s the closest thing to election fraud he’s likely to find.

  61. 61

    What I know about TexAss is that if a black person votes a provisional ballot there, that isn’t counted, because a poll worker tells her she can, the black person will get five years in prison.

    But if white residents of Florida’s Villages intentionally vote in two states, they get fined and have to attend a class, but it’s all good because they voted twice for Trump.

    I’ve heard that in TexAss it’s legal to shoot people for trespassing, too. This guy’s mistake was taking up residence in a civilized state that doesn’t treat people like wild hogs.

  63. 63

    @ 55

    …a made up holiday that is pegged to March 31st since 2009.

    Now, now. Not all trannies engage in pegging.

  64. 64

    63. So not all trans people know how to put up pegboard? OK?. Is putting up pegboard some sort of racial slur that only exists in the greedy racist incel’s head like eggplant and DEI?

  65. 65

    Republican state lawmakers in Idaho just voted to turn away over $16 million dollars in summertime nutritional assistance for very low income children.

  67. 67

    Deep thinkers over at The American Conservative’ who opine that Biden is too old think the 22ns Amendment should be done away with if Donald wins. (Ed’s note, mmmmkay whatever) They want to se an 82 year old Trump run again. Let’s be real, the actuarial table of an obese 78 year old living to 82 is 50/50.

    The case of Donald Trump, however, makes an even more forceful ethical argument against the Twenty-second Amendment and for its repeal: If a man who once was president returns, after a series of years, to stand again for the office and proves so popular as to earn a second nonconsecutive term—as Trump seems bound to do—to deny him the right to run for a second consecutive term cuts against basic fair play. If, by 2028, voters feel Trump has done a poor job, they can pick another candidate; but if they feel he has delivered on his promises, why should they be denied the freedom to choose him once more?

  68. 68

    @67 To some folks, the Constitution means whatever they want it to mean, or even — as in this case — nothing at all.

  69. 69

    The greedy racist incel fearmongers about Joe’s investment in reshoring industrial growth to America paying huge dividends in jobs and better times ahead for american workers.

    And it pooh pooh’s what it should be celebrating: greedflation.

    “We may be looking at the end of capitalism.” Those words, from the pen of the loquacious Albert Edwards of Societe Generale, shocked the Wall Street analyst set last April and set Alberts on his way to becoming a financial press favorite for his witty turns of apocalyptic phrase. He was commenting on the phenomenon of “greedflation,” an economic bugbear previously beloved of progressive economists, not quite venerable 160-year-old French investment banks.

    But after falling from its blistering pace in 2022, consumer inflation has gotten stubbornly stuck in the 3% range—rising unexpectedly for the last two months even as wholesalers’ prices stay flat or fall. That is greedflation’s music, offering a clear bit of evidence that excessive profit-taking is happening above the raw cost of goods. And yet another progressive economic study, this time from the Groundwork Collaborative, sheds light on the problem, arguing that more than half of the consumer price price increases in the middle of last year were due to excessive profits, according to the findings. Corporate profits, by the way, remain at all-time highs.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/greedflation-caused-more-half-last-100000899.html

    It’d rather LIE about Joe to avoid an IRS audit.

    “End of capitalism”, eh? heh.. IRS audit aside, teh shitstain of widbee is so FUCKED..

  71. 71

    America is divided over major efforts to rewrite child labor laws
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/03/31/us-child-labor-laws-state-bills/

    The push for changes to child labor laws arrives as employers — particularly in restaurants and other service-providing industries — have grappled with labor shortages since the beginning of the pandemic, and hired more teenagers whose wages are typically lower than adults’.

    Some (IE Red) states have reported soaring numbers of child-labor violations over the past year, with investigators uncovering violations in fast food restaurants, but also in dangerous jobs in meatpacking, manufacturing, and construction, where federal law prohibits minors from working.

    >> I thought the free market was going to fix everything? If there is a shortage of labor, then the price of labor is too low.
    >> If they raise wages, then MAGA whiners would work there? Or would they just rather complain that illegals and the poors are taking the jobs they won’t do.

  72. 72

    I thought the free market was going to fix everything?

    Markets are not “free” until workers can move and allocate as freely to wherever employment efficiency is highest in the same way that capital is allowed to move. Mitt Romney’s idea of free markets are where capital is completely unrestricted and unhindered in its movements and labor is tied to the roof of the station wagon.

    So long as political nation states demand that the freedom of worker productivity and labor allocation is controlled, restricted, and regulated, then the freedom of capital must be controlled, restricted, and regulated to avoid slavery.

  74. 74

    @71

    America is divided over major efforts to rewrite child labor laws

    Fixed

    A handful of Corporatocracies want cheap labor. Rest of country says ‘Hell Nah’

  75. 75

    @72. The greedy racist incel was crowing that the rustbelt workers were unwilling to move to California where there were jobs . Is that an example of the workers demanding capitol to be forced to come back to them?

  77. 77

    75,
    They can’t afford to move to California.
    They are economically dependent upon ad hoc family/community support systems for survival. Whether it’s couch-surfing, peddling corn sugar beverages and meth, trading child care, and other itinerant trade craft, the shocking low wages and benefits provided by conventional employment requires these other forms of income/support. And that’s without the added burden of relocation costs and any period of unemployment while relocating. They are stuck.

    Republican lawmakers understand that the real problem with economic dignity is that it is accompanied by economic options.
    That was the essence of JD Vance’s lament about Appalachia. But that was before he sold himself to Peter Thiel.

  80. 80

    capital is completely unrestricted and unhindered in its movements and labor is tied to the roof of the station wagon.

    Nicely put.. yep, that’s kreepshit’s man “who understands [vulture] kapitalism”…

    and it’s too fucking funee.. kreepshit is now a big fan of the man “who DID NOT understand“.. back in the day.. heh.. dang.. pull out the irony meter.

  81. 81

    When I say “Bombs away.”, I don’t just mean IDF hitting Gaza. The Gazans do a pretty fuckin’ good job hitting themselves, after all.

    “These documents prove that the terrorist organizations in Gaza are lying and concealing failed missile launches that resulted in the deaths of civilians in the Gaza Strip. Hamas was aware of the high rate of failed launches carried out by the Islamic Jihad and the danger it poses to the homes in the vicinity of which the launches took place, and even directed it to them, demanding that they not set up launch pads in the vicinity to their members to avoid putting them in risk,” Adraee continued.

    “Among other things, the names of the seven casualties appear as a result of a local rocket shell hitting near the Imad ‘Aql Mosque in Jabalia. Although Hamas reports indicated that they were killed as a result of failed launches, the report issued by the [Hamas] Ministry of Health in the Gaza Strip claimed that they were killed as a result of an Israeli raid.

    “The IDF seized many other documents indicating that terrorist organizations knew about the tragic consequences of the failed launches, but the method of action is clear: to hide the information and accuse Israel,” continued Adraee.

    Adraee added that during the current war, high rates of failed launches carried out by Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad were recorded – with 11% of launches towards Israel since October 7 falling in the territory of the Gaza Strip.

    11% is significantly higher than Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s stock-picking success rate.

  82. 82

    I MOVED ON HER LIKE A BITCH.
    I DID TRY AND FUCK HER.
    WHEN YOU’RE A STAR YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
    GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUSSY. ANYTHING.

    HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY

  83. 83

    Republicans are OUTRAGED that President Biden showed compassion and acceptance of trans people on Easter, of all days.
    Republics consider compassion and acceptance for other to be offensive to their “Christian” values of intolerance and hate.

    That is why people are giving up on religion in droves.

  84. 84

    According to the Republican House committee’s star witness, Donald Trump’s collusion with Vladimir Putin is “blatant”.

  85. 85

    @83 That is why people are giving up on their religion in droves. That and the unending grift that enables “pastors” to live in mega-mansions and fly around in private jets.

    There are still legitimate religions that exist to help and comfort people instead of taking their money and peddling hate.

  90. 90

    NOTHING A PRESIDENT DOES IS ILLEGAL!

    Good to know.

    Excuse me for a moment, I’ve got Seal Team 6 on the line.

  91. 91

    It would appear that tens of thousands of Israelis have figured out that Bibi doesn’t give a fuck about hostages just wiping out an ethnic minority and take their homes.

  92. 92

    “We’ll be looking very, very seriously at full pardons,” Trump told an interviewer in 2022. “I mean full pardons with an apology to many.”

    “LET THE JANUARY 6 PRISONERS GO,” Trump posted on his social media site, Truth Social, in March 2023.

    https://www.npr.org/2024/01/04/1218672628/the-trump-campaign-embraces-jan-6-rioters-with-money-and-pardon-promises

    Is this who Trump plans to pardon?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnH6vs27B5U

  93. 93

    @91. Probably lots of overlap with the people who were protesting Bibi’s corruption and power consolidation before he started the genocide.
    It’s amazing how successful Hamas was, in letting Bibi frame Israel as monster. Bibi could have chose a different path, and Hamas would looked like the bad guys, but he didn’t.
    Elections have consequences.

  94. 94

    92,
    “She failed six drug tests. She showed meth in her system each of those times. She refused to get a job. Pryor also never paid her court ordered $500 restitution fee. Probably because she didn’t have a job. And she continued to associate with known, convicted felons.”

    Insurrection Barbie smells like cigarettes and ass antlers.

    Trump’s missing an opportunity here. These girls know how to party. I’m thinking start with a TRUMP 47 2024 Calendar. See how it sells. Go from there.

  96. 96

    @ 95

    DJT is trading at 2000 times it’s annual revenue.

    You didn’t include the revenues of the other company involved in the merger.

  97. 97

    @ 91

    … Bibi doesn’t give a fuck about hostages …

    They’re already dead.

    Israel reports there are 130 hostages still held by Hamas. Of these at least 34 are already dead and Hamas is holding their bodies. As many as 50 could be dead, according to WSJ a few days ago. Every time a Hamas fighter is captured there is new information available to IDF, and the state of the hostages becomes clearer.

    There’s a reason Hamas won’t agree to a hostage deal.

  98. 98

    The guns and ammunition used by the gangs in Haiti are being smuggled in from the US states, primarily Florida, Texas and Georgia.
    >> If only those states would crack down on illegal gun smuggling.

  99. 99

    @ 98

    The guns and ammunition used by the gangs in Haiti are being smuggled in from the US states, primarily Florida, Texas and Georgia.

    The boat trip to Haiti from Hawaii is a little longer, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

    Maybe look at a map once in awhile.

  100. 100

    @99 There are states closer to Haiti than Texas, dumbfuck, but not necessarily ones with laxer gun laws.

    What’s the difference between Haiti and Texas? Both are third-world places that have 14-year-olds armed with assault weapons, but only Texas has 14-year-olds who drive cars and commit road rage.

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