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Comments

  1. 1

    I was surprised they had so many Republican votes to expel Santos. Didn’t think they were get the 90 Republicans needed.

  2. 2

    Gavin’s wife put an end to the ass-kicking DeSantis was administering.

    Queen YLB loves her some strong, assertive women.

  3. 3

    some strong, assertive women.

    That give to liberal causes and make their silly spouse dance over a LOW 4 FIGURE ONCE A MONTH SS CHECK like Mary Kay?

    Long live Mary Kay!

    heh. 41 points down in its own state.. silly fake smile and risers in the boots…

    That DEE-shitstain of FL..

  4. 4

    Free Jussie!

    CRIME
    Jussie Smollett’s conviction upheld by Illinois appeals court

    “We wish to highlight that the decision was divided, with Justice Lyle offering a detailed analysis in favor of Smollett,” his rep Holly Baird told Fox News Digital. “We are preparing to escalate this matter to the Supreme Court, armed with a substantial body of evidence.”

    Ah, yes. Justice Lyle dissented. Justice Freddrenna M. Lyle.

    I can’t imagine why.

  5. 5

    He’s right.

    Ben Kew 🏌️‍♂️
    @ben_kew
    ·
    FETTERMAN: “We have a colleague in the Senate that’s actually done much more sinister kinds of things.”

    “If you are going to expel Santos, how can you allow Menendez to remain in the Senate? Menendez is really a Senator for Egypt, not New Jersey.”
    11:59 AM · Dec 1, 2023

  6. 6

    Menendez is really a Senator for Egypt

    Hmmmm.. If he was a Senator for just one country bordering (i.e. the country that can do no wrong)…

    it’d be ok..

  7. 7

    “Can you imagine the notion of the Republican nominee for president not being able to campaign for the presidency because he is in some form or fashion in a courtroom defending himself?”

    Then don’t do crimes.

  8. 8

    “Defendant’s four-year service as Commander in Chief did not bestow on him the divine right of kings to evade the criminal accountability that governs his fellow citizens,”

    Dumbfuck’s seven years of service laboring in abject humiliation to defend the single most incompetent and criminally corrupt president in all US history bestowed Dobbs upon him. And that in turn bestowed upon him the divine fate to lose every election and to watch his political part disintegrate.

  9. 9

    And if Menendez was the Senator for “just one certain country bordering Egypt”..

    We’d get

    “good on him”..

    and

    “he’s right”..

    from teh kreepshit.. heh..

  10. 10

    “They’re just a bunch of idiots.”

    Rep.Tom Emmer describing the top MAGA Republican House leadership of Christo-fascists and their support base of raptured voters upon learning that the Biblical right wing of the party are now walking away from all of their previous bright spending lines in the budgetary sand.

    It was never about spending.
    It was always about seizing power to advance their theocratic agenda.
    “JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US!”

  11. 11

    He’s innocent till proven guilty, but we just can’t have a party chair that is under that type of scrutiny,”

    DeSantis told reporters Thursday night, soon after learning that Ziegler, Florida’s GOP Chair, had come to agreement with Trump’s campaign to abandon Fat Midget.

  12. 12

    Further details have emerged describing the traditional Republican values of making your spouse watch as you rail some random pill-popping slut and then beating the shit out of her when she refuses to allow anal.
    Sarasota police have released the warrant application for Florida GOP Chair Ziegler’s phone.

    Having previously gotten together as a threesome, Ziegler’s victim had agreed via text msg to a second three-way “date”. But when the victim was informed by text message that Ziegler’s wife would not be present for the second “date” the victim declined telling her attacker via text “she was mostly in it for his wife“.

    Dumbfuck can certainly relate.

  13. 13

    Surveillance footage from the victim’s apartment complex viewed by police reportedly showed Ziegler arriving on the victim’s floor before leaving and driving away 38 minutes later, the affidavit reportedly reads.

    So not exactly a “Sixty Minute Man“.

  14. 14

    So Max Miller and its Mom was ripped off by Santos..

    How many other repukes suffered the same? Little wonder they expelled him..

    Munee is EVERYTHING to repukes like our krazee troll.

    Santos called Miller a “woman beater”.. Heh.. Stephanie Grisham seemed a bit sad over their breakup.. Abuse wouldn’t surprise me. The guy is yet another drumpfist sleaze.

  16. 16

    In March, DeSantis, he with the charming smile, led Trump 25 in Florida. Now he’s down -41. That’s a swing of 66 points in a matter of months.

    A dumpster fire.

    ‘It’s over’: DeSantis insider admits presidential bid is now a ‘dumpster fire’

    “The best thing he’s got going for him is the expectations for him are so low.”

    When will the Dumbfuck Nazi coward accept that DeSantis will never be his president.

    Not anytime soon. The dumbfuck Nazi coward simply isn’t ready for The Pain.

  19. 19

    @1 It’s because he was charging to their credit cards. And their wives’ credit cards, too (see @14 above for details). They’ll put up with a thief, until the thief is stealing from them.

  21. 21

    4 – Go listen to Dave Chappellel’s YouTube video about Smollett and his racist flare-up. It’s funny as all get-out!

  23. 23

    video about Smollett

    Never heard about this Smollet guy until the trolls started babblin’ on and on and on about him.. zzzZZZzzzzZZzzz.. Who is he? Some tv actor? On a show I missed.. why do people waste their time?

    yawnn..

    Never heard of Dylan Mulvaney until the trolls started babblin’ on and on and on about Mulvaney and a beer I haven’t touched in several decades.. Didn’t like it then. Don’t like it now. ESPECIALLY a brand owned by InBev notorious for watering down brands for munee..

    If InBev suffered because of Mulvaney, couldn’t care less. Couldn’t happen to a nicer outfit.. But of course, the trolls droned on and on and on and on and on as if anyone cared.

    yawwwwn.. nother day.. nother day of trolls goin’ stoopid over stuff they believe we care about.. zzzZZZZzzzzzz.. zzzz..

  24. 24

    23,

    The time, money, and energy they invest in the precise building and triumphant dismantling of their grievance scarecrows is all a permanent sunk cost of their self-imposed grift. And it deprives them of resources elsewhere where it might actually do real harm.

    Whenever they go after C-list celebutatds and fake grievances then they aren’t beating the shit out of frightened middle school kids or sobbing Guatemalan toddlers.

  25. 25

    Wished they started this last month, adding two round trips Seattle-Portland. December 11, is too close to the anniversary of the derailment of 501. Looks like Amtrak Cascades has retired No501 as a train number, first trip out of King Street Station is scheduled for around 5:50AM, is 503. Also, wasn’t sure, what amounts to the December 2017 schedule would not be restored until new Rolling Stock arrives, but that is a few years away. Right now, it’s the two ODOT TALGO 8s, plus a couple Horizon train sets leased from Amtrak.

    https://www.theurbanist.org/2023/11/30/amtrak-cascades-launching-two-more-daily-seattle-portland-trips-on-december-11/

  33. 33

    Georgia Republicans’ New Voting Maps Defy Court Order to Boost Black Representation
    “We don’t follow the Rule of Law and the Judiciary when infringes on our rule. ”
    >> Seems we are staggering toward a civil war.

  34. 34

    @ 33

    > Seems we are staggering toward a civil war.

    If it rids society of moronic homosexuals like The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, it can’t be that bad.

  35. 35

    @33 Doctor Dumbfuck is now on record as supporting civil war. For dumbfucks like him, it’s another way to kill toddlers.

  36. 36

    @ 35

    …supporting civil war.

    Years ago, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit broached the subject with, “Liberals must arm.”.

  37. 37

    Your terms are acceptable.

    Dec 2 (Reuters) – Deputy Hamas chief Saleh Al-Arouri told the pan-Arab Al Jazeera TV on Saturday that no more prisoners would be exchanged with Israel until there was a ceasefire in Gaza.

    Arouri said the hostages still being held captive by Hamas were Israeli soldiers and civilian men who had previously served in the Israeli army.

    He said they would not be freed unless there was a ceasefire and all Palestinian detainees were also released.

    “Let the war take its course. This decision is final. We will not compromise on it,” Arouri said.

    Neither will Bibi.

  38. 38

    Good on Genocide Joe.

    US sends ‘bunker buster’ bombs to Israel for war on Gaza, report says

    The United States has given so-called ‘bunker buster’ bombs and an array of other munitions to Israel for its war on Gaza, according to a report by The Wall Street Journal.

    Washington has transferred 100 BLU-109 bombs to Israel that are meant to penetrate hardened structures before exploding, the report said, citing unnamed US officials.

    Why are HA libbies so interested in supporting the re-election of such a warmonger?

    According to the WSJ, large bombs made by the US have been used in some of the deadliest Israeli attacks on the Gaza Strip, including a strike that levelled an apartment block in the Jabalia refugee camp, killing more than 100 people. Israel said the attack was justified as it killed a Hamas leader.

    Bombs away. The US wouldn’t have sent the bombs unless there was a good reason.

  39. 39

    @ 8

    “Defendant’s four-year service as Commander in Chief did not bestow on him the divine right of kings to evade the criminal accountability that governs his fellow citizens,”

    No, but being the POS felonious son of the Commander in Chief apparently bestows the divine right to evade a subpoena. if Democrats be believed.

  42. 42

    @38 “The US wouldn’t have sent the bombs unless there was a good reason.”

    A good reason has nothing to do with it.

  44. 44

    Good on Genocide Joe.

    See.. All it takes is a little magic genocidal, kid killin’ dust from the country that can do no wrong..

    and our trolls turn into puppy dogs..

    “good” on Hillary..

    “good” on “the vegetable”..

  45. 45

    No, but being the POS felonious son of the Commander in Chief apparently bestows the divine right to evade a subpoena. if Democrats be believed.

    Please let me appear. I beg you. I want nothing more than to answer all your crazy accusations and put your corrupt Trump nightmare in my rear view mirror.

    I’ve responded to your subpoena by agreeing to appear on the date you specified, swear an oath, and answer all your questions truthfully. That’s all I can do. That’s all anyone could do. And you’ve rejected my response.

    I am not evading your subpoena.

    You are.

  47. 47

    On Amtrak Cascades Seattle-Portland core, Tukwilla, Tacoma, Olympia, Centralia, Kelsi, and Vancouver, WA will have 6 Round Trips a day. A while back, saw this video about the least used station in France. Les Cabrils, ha a population in the hundred, if that, but has two round trips a day, electrified as well. Stanwood, at 300 passengers annually, has more boardings than Les Cabrils. The rolling stock used in the video was interesting. SNCF’s attempt at a common platform for services on the TER Regional network. The AGC is available in Diesel, Electric(dual voltage), and two Diesel hybrid models(single and dual voltage).

    https://youtu.be/h4zLFfN9dkM?si=uqx9ePwvtnozIsFu

  48. 48

    @34. http://horsesass.org/friday-ni.....nt-1493185
    “After I turned him in, he stopped his moronic postings.”
    Greedy racist incel, so how do you want the fascists to kill all the homosexuals? Will you personally be participating in the firing squads, shooting us in the head or the belly, or will you will pushing us off tall buildings, or will you outsource the cleansing to the death camps so you will not hear the screams?

  49. 49

    This comment is sick

    If it rids society of moronic homosexuals like The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, it can’t be that bad.

    Like the HA staff.

  50. 50

    “The decomposing bodies of the four babies. Eaten by worms. Blackened by mold. Mauled, Balousha said, by stray dogs.”

    FINISH THEM!!!!

  51. 51

    “The remains, still hooked up to respirators, bear little resemblance to bodies. They appear as piles of rotting flesh, bones protruding, body parts difficult to make out. Soiled-looking diapers remain wrapped around their middles.”

    FINISH THEM!!!

  52. 52

    I’m still extremely Pro-Life.

    But I’m exclusively Pro-White-Life.

    Obviously.

    FINISH THEM!!

  53. 53

    They were very tiny Hamas fighters.

    The four premature infants were a well trained and highly seasoned very tiny rocket team.
    My IDF sources communicating to me on a microwave channel to the transmitter in my tooth have verified all of my evidence.

    FINISH THEM!!!

  54. 54

    Its so simple. The good Palestinians should turn on every bad Hamas supporter they know and take them out. I’m sure Netanyahu will reward their sacrifice with peace, a homeland and independence if they do that simple task.

  55. 55

    The Genocide Joe crowd goes after one of its own in Washington state.

    Rep. Adam Smith
    @RepAdamSmith
    ·
    Last night, my home was vandalized by people advocating for a ceasefire in Israel and Gaza.

    Here’s my full statement:
    https://adamsmith.house.gov/press-releases?ID=576CE593-C52E-4E14-A57E-F429245C2262
    10:30 AM · Dec 1, 2023

    Next year Pramila Jayapal’s campaign photo will have her about to let fly a Molotov cocktail at a synagogue. She’ll receive 85% of the primary vote.

  56. 56

    We will grind Democrats and any others who oppose us into paste beneath our boot heels. At first our opponents will beg for our forgiveness. In time they will come to relish the warmth of unity and purpose bestowed upon them by President Trump’s majestic leadership.

  57. 57

    Tell you what Bob, there will be heterosexuals dying too. There already is. You tend to be violent people, you heterosexuals.

  58. 58

    Those who have chosen to support a third party or alternative candidate will be forgiven and rehabilitated first. In time they will come to serve Trump’s movement and they will understand their error. But they may be granted grace and understanding for having erred in a way that helped assure his victory over his enemies.

  59. 59

    Finishing them.

    Over 800 tunnel shafts have been discovered in Gaza since Israel’s ground invasion against Hamas began, of which, 500 have been destroyed, the IDF announced on Sunday.

    Many of the tunnels connected strategic Hamas locations underground and were located in civilian areas, such as in or near kindergartens, mosques, and children’s playgrounds, amounting to further evidence of Hamas’s use of Gaza’s civilian population as a weapon of war.

    It takes time to ensure that Israeli hostages aren’t being held in a discovered tunnel.

    The 500 tunnels so far destroyed have been done so with a mix of explosives, blockages, and flooding.

    More tunnels should be flooded, I think. The seawater incursion into aquifers might be an issue, but it would be temporary. And if Hamas would stop stealing metal pipes, the desalination plants could compensate for it. If not, hey, what’s the harm with a little brining of everything eaten and drunk?

  60. 60

    Doctor Dumbfuck is now on record as supporting civil war. For dumbfucks like him, it’s another way to kill toddlers.

    The dumbfuck Nazi coward seems to believe he wouldn’t be one of the casualties of his civil war.

  61. 61

    Over 800 tunnel shafts have been discovered in Gaza since Israel’s ground invasion against Hamas began, of which, 500 have been destroyed, the IDF announced on Sunday.

    I built them.

    Many of the tunnels connected strategic Hamas locations underground and were located in civilian areas,

    They are located where I built them.

  62. 62

    If there were any tunnels discovered beneath the tiny rotting, rat-chewed corpses of four premature babies in al-Nasr hospital’s neonatal ICU it is because I built them there.

    This is no secret.

    I am simply relying on American stupidity, laziness, and racism to overlook this fact

  63. 63

    @61 Can you comment on the wild parties around Eppie’s hot tubs?

    What did Bill Clinton and Ken Starr talk about? Were they too busy being “massaged” to say anything beyond, “dude, awesome!”???

  64. 64

    Not surprising, given the growing realization that Israel plans to finish them this time.

    WORLD POLITICS
    Israel faces growing US calls for restraint amid renewed Gaza fighting

    What Palestinians fear most about a Hamas-free Gaza is they’ll be expected to go out and actually work for a living like everybody else. Yassir Arafat knew this. It’s why he launched the intifada. Hey, it was either that or get a job.

  65. 65

    Many of the tunnels connected strategic Hamas locations underground and were located in civilian areas, such as in or near kindergartens, mosques, and children’s playgrounds,

    25 square miles, over 2 million people crowded in an open air prison they more or less couldn’t leave since.. 2005, 2006?

    Tunnels have to run somewhere in a small place. Just like they ran in Vietnam and North Korea to escape American carpet bombing.

    And if Hamas strategy was “human shield” I guess it didn’t work did it?

    Bibi is stacking kid corpses as high as it can get away with.

    Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

  66. 66

    @ 62

    I am simply relying on American stupidity, laziness, and racism to overlook this fact

    Meanwhile, Bibi will rely on American-made bunker-busters. Courtesy of Genocide Joe.

  67. 67

    Those who have openly opposed us will face mortification and brutal punishment at the hands of our justice system and our unified administrative state.

    But even those who have failed to offer their fullest support to us will not be spared the consequences of their weakness.

    Consequences are necessary to ensure the vigorous growth, expansion, and consolidation of rightful authority under President Trump’s majestic leadership.

  68. 68

    “Yeah, the first guy is an insane show off.. Second guy is super sick.”

    I’m known for my shredding. Last year I was challenged to a shredding Death Match by a 10 year old girl! I asked her, “Where did you come from?” Her reply, “Danny **** sent me.”

    Danny’s my best fucking friend! Worse, that little girl proceeded to kick my fucking ass! Needless to say, Danny’s now my ex-best friend.

    Just kidding. We’re still best friends.

    On another note, one thing that I couldn’t help but notice in my reading of some threads from 2017, 2015 and 2011 was the steep cognitive decline of the dumbfuck Nazi coward.

    His Orange Jesus did that to him.

  69. 69

    go out and actually work for a living like everybody else. Yassir Arafat knew this. It’s why he launched the intifada. Hey, it was either that or get a job.

    building settlements on the West Bank.. or apartments and office building in Tel Aviv. oh wait – they can’t vote.. they’re more or less chattel slavery..

    Too bad they couldn’t work at Kibbutzim doing the scut work like the imported Thai cheap labor some of which Hamas took hostage. I understand they slept in bunks like 4 to a small room.

  70. 70

    Courtesy of Genocide Joe.

    Heh.. And Joe’s gotta a new fan.. Hands across the aisle. The Washington consensus extends to widbee..

    Joe’s thinking on Israel is so 1973. yawwwn.. next?

  71. 71

    To ensure that the 2024 primary caucuses, elections, and nominating convention are not interfered with by globalist funded RINOs, we have formed militarized cadres of armed delegates who will be present to ensure fair and lawful proceedings.

    Throughout the primaries we will continue to build and train these election protection forces to be deployed in November in the polling places and ballot counting facilities of America’s filthy, rat infested urban wastelands where the greatest threat of election interference by dark forces exists.

  72. 72

    @ 69

    oh wait – they can’t vote.. they’re more or less chattel slavery..

    They voted to end democracy. They voted not to vote anymore.

    They got what they voted for. Good and hard. Like Democrats who chose #CrookedHillary in 2016. Good and hard.

  73. 73

    FINISH THEM!

    Because the dumbfuck Nazi coward can hardly wait to go back to hating Jews.

    Jews Will Not Replace Us!

  74. 74

    They voted to end democracy. They voted not to vote anymore.

    LMAO… Bibi is one hundred percent opposed to the “two state delusion”.. Always has been. Bibi and Likud covertly funded Hamas to prevent that and Washington looks silly mouthing it.

    There can only be one state in Palestine..

    Either a workable democracy where everyone regardless of ethnicity or religion respects one another. Almost impossible to conceive of at the moment.

    Or an ethno state, an apartheid state kept in power with repression and violence which you have now.

    Guess which one kreepshit supports? yawwwn…

  75. 75

    I voted.
    Really hard.

  77. 77

    Censorship will only strengthen our movement and hasten your own day of judgement.

    Democracy is weakness.

  78. 78

    22, 23; Ooooh! Looks like I hit a never! Newsflash, Tinkerbells – just because they’re a minority does not mean they’re not as racist as anyone else.

    27, 28: Neener, neener, mo-fo!

  81. 81

    Looks like I hit a never!

    A “never”.

    I believe in order to have hit a “never” someone would actually have to follow you to whichever VDare 8chan white supremacy petting zoos you link.

    As if.

  82. 82

    @76. Too often now, people who decry censorship, are pissed that there are consequences when they rant stuff that are racist, misogynist, homophobic, lies about immigrants, lies about science, lies about voting, incitement to violence, etc.

  83. 83

    They voted to end democracy. They voted not to vote anymore.
    Are you testing out that argument if republicans get into power next year and install a dictatorship?

  84. 84

    BTW, it is not “blackmail” for any particular company to decline to buy advertising on Twitter.

    Blackmail is when you secretly deliver a threat to do something along with a demand for something of value in exchange for not doing it.

    An example would be a fat, rage-spitting, cheeseburger tossing corrupt baboon secretly threatening Ukraine with a Russian invasion if they don’t agree to fabricate evidence against your political opponent.

  88. 88

    College rankings: Michigan #1, Washington #2, Texas #3, Alabama #4. Semifinal matchups: Michigan vs. Alabama in Rose Bowl, Washington vs. Texas in Sugar Bowl.

    Two Washington coaches, present and former, will face off in the Sugar Bowl. Washington beat Texas in last year’s Peach Bowl, and will be the first (and last) Pac-12 team to play in the Sugar Bowl.

    Some Washington fans may think the Huskies were slighted by being passed over for the Rose Bowl, the traditional Pac-12 venue. But Michigan is the #1 team and looked tough against Iowa yesterday. If you want to see Washington in the National Championship game, the path looks easier through the Sugar Bowl against a team they beat in a bowl game last year.

    If things go as you might expect, i.e. Michigan vs. Washington in the final, I wouldn’t expect Washington to win that one.

  89. 89

    @85,

    The neonatal ICU of a hospital that COGAT was supposed to have evacuated before calling in the laser guided bombs.

    There was no evacuation.
    No safe route was established.
    Those who could left on foot. Most were killed in the open while fleeing.

    We planned for all this.
    We aren’t trying to exterminate Hamas. Why would we do that? We need Hamas, now more than ever.

    We are trying to exterminate enough of all the Palestinian civilians in Gaza that you will open your borders to the rest of them as refugees. The sooner you accept our ultimatum the sooner the slaughter can end. We will depopulate Gaza. How we do it is up to you.

  90. 90

    @54 If the good Palestinians turn on every bad Hamas supporter and take them out, Netanyahu will view the good Palestinians as even more dangerous than Hamas, and redouble his efforts to FINISH THEM.

  91. 91

    @59 “The seawater incursion into aquifers might be an issue,” but neither Benjy nor you mind if Gaza civilians have to drink seawater. And besides, it’ll be diluted with aquifer water, so they might not die (although both of you think it’s better if they do).

  92. 92

    @64 “they’ll be expected to go out and actually work for a living like everybody else”

    Provided, of course, Israel allows Gaza to have an economy some day.

  93. 93

    @72 “They voted to end democracy. They voted not to vote anymore. They got what they voted for.”

    You make Hamas sympathizers look like Trumpers …

  94. 94

    @ 87

    Hamas, to my great regret, is Israel’s creation,” …

    Well, President Trump was the creation of #CrookedHillary, the DNC, and all y’all HA libbies who chose to look away from the blatant theft of the 2016 primary from Bernie Sanders.

    To all y’all’s collective great regret.

    Gorsuch.

    Kavanaugh.

    Coney Barrett.

    Think on yer sins.

  95. 95

    It’s now even more unlikely that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will ever be able to afford a trip to Hawaii, as Alaska Airline has agreed to purchase Hawaiian Airlines.

    Just as well, really. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is uncomfortable in foreign lands, what with all the reminders of the people he calls gooks running around the jungles there. That, and he can’t afford a seat for himself and another for his rectal catheter maintenance kit, which requires his constant attention. Ew.

  98. 98

    After careful consultation with my legal adviser I’ve spent the entire week pleading with ultra-MAGA House Republicans to allow me to comply with the subpoena they issued a few weeks ago.

    You can see their subpoena here:
    https://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Subpoena-Robert-Hunter-Biden.pdf

    They asked me to appear in person in Washingto DC. I said yes please.
    They asked me to appear on Dec. 13th. I said yes please.
    They asked me to appear at 9:30 am. I said yes please.

    This week for some reason, without communicating with me or my lawyer, the ultra-MAGA House Republicans instead went on televsision(?) to announce that they were not satisfied with my response and that they would hold me in contempt of Congress and attempt to have me charged with a criminal offense.

    I’d really like to just appear on the 13th and testify before the ultra-MAGA House Republicans and the American people and get this over with. That’s what I’m going to hold out for and hope for.
    But I don’t think they can charge me with a crime like “contempt” if I’ve responded to their subpoena by their deadline and if I agreed to appear and testify as their subpoena commanded.

    I want to testify. I don’t want another legal fight with these crazy ultra-MAGA House Republicans. But if they won’t give me any other option then I guess that’s what it will be. I don’t think anyone can charge me for any crime relating to this subpoena issued by these ultra-MAGA House Republicans. That’s because I’m not in contempt as the relevant statute reads and as my lawyers advise me. How could I be? I agreed to their demands. That’s not contempt of Congress. That’s the opposite. I respected their subpoena. I replied by the deadline. I agreed to appear in the time/place they required in their subpoena.

    I don’t think any responsible prosecutor will ever agree to charge me with a crime for this. Because it isn’t a crime to comply with a subpoena. And even if American makes the same huge mistake twice and elects Donald J. Trump a second time, I don’t think any federal judge will agree to proceed with a trial on such a charge, Because it isn’t a crime to comply with a subpoena.

    I just want to testify next week and get this over with.
    Ultra-MAGA House Republicans won’t allow me to.

    Why don’t they want me to testify?
    What are these Republicans trying to hide?

  99. 99

    @98,
    Hi.

    I’m an ultra-MAGA Republican and I just appeared in a televised public debate last week.

    I think I might know what they are trying to hide.

    Call me.

  100. 100

    If Fat Midget and other Florida Republicans feel, as they claim to, “a heavy sense of betrayal” at the charges that their state party leader raped a woman, then how come none of them have ever expressed any concern that their party leader and nominee raped E. Jean Carrol?

    Trump even confessed on tape eighteen years ago to lots of sexual assaults. And we all heard that plain as day.

    Why is it okay with Republicans for Donald Trump to be a rapist?

  101. 101

    @ 100

    Why is it okay with Republicans for Donald Trump to be a rapist?

    Because Bill Clinton is a rapist, and he served two terms. Oh, and he was actively and repeatedly enabled by his unlikable and corrupt spouse, too.

    As Queen YLB would put it, Clinton was a TWO-TERM PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!! [Bill, not #CrookedHillary.]

    Trump’s merely playing catch-up.

  102. 102

    Legal Eagle @ 100

    …their party leader and nominee raped E. Jean Carrol?

    1. It’s Carroll, not Carrol. Since getting little things @ 81 wrong seems to be a big deal to you this weekend, try not to get little things wrong yourself.

    2. Trump is not a rapist.

    Jurors rejected Carroll’s claim that she was raped…

    Other than the above-mentioned mistakes that a 1L at a for-profit law school wouldn’t make, you’ve nailed it, McHillbilly.

  103. 103

    @95 “Alaska Airline has agreed to purchase Hawaiian Airlines.”

    They’re buying the routes. The fleet is flying scrap, and the operations lose more money every year.

    Sweet deal for Hawaiian Holdings shareholders, though. Alaska is paying $18 a share for stock that closed Friday at $4.86.

    Maybe the stock ticker symbol “HA” will be available, too.

  105. 105

    Because Bill Clinton is a rapist,

    Jean Carroll filed a suit and won.. a jury found that drumpf sexually abused her.

    Paula Jones sued cuz.. she wanted an apology? Where is she now? How much of the settlement did her lawyers take?

    Oh I read she posed nude.. How “likable”.. Next stop for Paula, teh widbee VIP room ..

    Talking about likable.. kon-klown DEE-shitstain.. that fake smile.. those risers in the ugly cowboy shoes.. how fitting a pose (and fate) for a thug..

  106. 106

    Because Bill Clinton is a rapist, and he served two terms.

    Then why throw #TwoMomsAndADadForLiberty under the bus?

    Why are the Florida GOP and Fat Midget all broken hearted about Ziegler but unconcerned about Trump and as you say Bill Clinton?

    Follow up question:

    Is it okay for a morally crusading conservative father of two very young and impressionable children to keep amateur porn videos of their father, their mother, and last week’s snack mom in the home where they sleep?

  107. 107

    I told you I was a rapist in 2016.

    I wasn’t merely bragging on that tape.

  108. 108

    @ 105

    that fake smile

    How many of Joe Biden’s choppers do you think he had when he was 18?

    those risers in the ugly cowboy shoes

    You know that most of the hair on the top of Joe Biden’s head formerly grew on his ass, yes?

  109. 109

    Serious question:

    Why does Washington deserve a playoff spot, and Florida State does not?

    Asked another way, what would Husky supporters be saying had Florida State been awarded a spot and Washington left out of the playoffs?

  110. 110

    @ 103

    Alaska is paying $18 a share for stock that closed Friday at $4.86.

    The deal won’t close for another 18 months. Maybe longer. The Maui fires won’t be a drag on Hawaiian Airlines shares in 18 months. There won’t be a Democrat in office forcing up jet fuel prices and hurting profits in 18 months, so all airlines will be worth significantly more. Asian tourists will be back in Hawaii in a couple more years.

    Alaska isn’t paying what Hawaiian is worth now. Alaska is paying what Hawaiian will be worth to Alaska in mid-2025.

    You’re a fucking clown of an investor, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  111. 111

    You know that most of the hair on the top of Joe Biden’s head formerly grew on his ass, yes?

    Wow a fantasy about Joe’s ass.. Stock market up.. Investors are bidding up risk-on assets. Fed is gonna pivot.. One outfit estimates 6 drops in 2024..

    It sure is desperate for ass fantasy. Anything to deaden..

    THE PAIN…

  112. 112

    @110 Given that Hawaiian Airlines’ airplanes will be 18 months older, the airline likely will be deeper in the red, and the economy may be in a recession, by mid-2025 they could be paying $18 for a $2 stock.

    By the way, HA was losing money long before the Maui wildfire. Oh and remind us again how you bought Tesla ahead of the curve. Meanwhile, I recently bought Delta Airlines for under $35. It was $38 on Friday.

  113. 113

    For its next expansion, Alaska Airlines plans to acquire Abominable Snowman Airways with its fleet of DC-3s and Everest Base Camp route in operation when weather allows.

    Abominable Snowman Airways is world-famous for instantly recycling old airplanes into aluminum beer cans under the cliff at the end of the base camp runway.

  116. 116

    Conservatives must disarm.

    Being far outnumbered by dumbfuck Nazis like our dumbfuck Nazi coward, there are very few actual conservatives left anymore.

    Liberals must arm. because the dumbfuck Nazis will never disarm.

  117. 117

    “We’re gonna deport a lot of people, 10 million people and growing – anchor babies, their parents, their grandparents. We’re gonna put kids in cages. It’s gonna be glorious.” – MIKE DAVIS
    https://www.mediamatters.org/google/mike-davis-were-gonna-put-kids-cages-its-gonna-be-glorious
    >> Liberals promote better health care and fantasize about reducing income inequality, Conservatives promote caging children and fantasize about fucking their enemies’ sons and murdering gay people. Both parties are not the same.

  118. 118

    Conservatives promote caging children…

    As I said to Roger, there are few actual conservatives anymore. There’s nothing conservative about American fascists.

    True conservatives like Romney, Cheney and Kinzinger have no place in today’s fascist GQP.

  120. 120

    It’s so weird that the Dumbfuck wouldn’t answer my questions about #TwoMomsAndADadForLiberty making three-way rape porn videos. /s

    Seriously though, this is a pretty fascinating media moment, and that isn’t sarcasm.

    MomsForLiberty is the fastest growing dark money political funder org in history. Ziegler, as Florida GOP Chair will host the convention and play a key role in its organization and operation. These people are conservative Republican political royalty serving at the highest ranks. And in particular, they represent as both figureheads and organizers, the specific anti-LGBTQ, anti-Black, strident, combative moralizing culture war campaigning that defined Fat Midget as a candidate.

    If any prominent Democratic couple of comparable fame and stature were embroiled in something similar the story would dominate the media for weeks. If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg were in a three way relationship, were making amateur porn videos on their phones, and if Sec. Pete were accused of rape, there would be prime time specials featuring blacked out silhouettes and Anne Coulter would already have a book out.

    This is the real media bias.

  121. 121

    While it is newsworthy, it doesn’t sell. Republicans don’t have standards or morals and so don’t care, while liberals are not surprised.

  122. 122

    It’s so weird that the Dumbfuck wouldn’t answer my questions about #TwoMomsAndADadForLiberty making three-way rape porn videos.

    heh. What a coward..

    …. …… ……..

  123. 123

    @120 The media are owned by rich conservative white guys, so why is that surprising?

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