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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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LegalEagle: First Amendment auditors—Knights or nuisance

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

NowThis: Late-night hosts express solidarity with TV and film writers

Carla Ulbrich and Lauren Mayer: ♫ It must be hard (to have a penis) ♬

Lawrence O’Donnell: Supreme Court “is in crisis” over lack of ethics rules

Alex Wagner: “This is really a five alarm fire”—Supreme Court in crisis after spate of scandals

The Cult of Cheeto Jesus and His Copy Cats:

Alex Wagner: What the writer strike is all about

Now This: Why “thoughts and prayers” aren’t enough to end gun violence

Robert Reich: How can we stop bank failures? Make banking boring

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Pay the goddamn writers! ♬

NY Times: How to fix America’s other drug problem

The Watched and the Watch Dogs Feast and Joke Together:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Vice News: Will detainees at Guantanamo Bay ever go to trial?

Rachel Maddow: Blue states passing laws to protect against red state overreach

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    I can see why the WGA has issues with AI, but so should SAG-AFTRA. It can be used to have actual people who are deceased play themselves. Already done in For All Mankind with Nixon, Ted Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, and John Lennon for example.

  3. 3

    NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Capping several quarters of robust profit growth, Ginni Thomas has announced that she will be listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

    Investors are expected to snap up shares in Thomas, who is believed to be the first spouse of a Supreme Court Justice also to be a major corporation.

    Harland Dorrinson, an analyst with Morgan Stanley, rated Thomas as a “strong buy,” telling CNBC, “I’m urging institutional investors to get out of the banking sector and into Ginni. Unlike the banks, Ginni doesn’t have to disclose where her revenue comes from.”

    He said that Mrs. Thomas’s listing on the N.Y.S.E. was a “cause for celebration” for all investors. “Billionaires have been buying and selling Ginni Thomas for years,” he said. “This will make it possible for smaller investors to get in on the action.”

  4. 4

    We don’t care that you’re the State Auditor. If you have access to the data you might find some crimes.

  5. 5

    25 YEARS!

    Well I guess it’s good we threw off the yoke of British oppression or they’d Mary Queen of Scots me right quick after the verdict.

    This is our 1776

  6. 6

    It’s beginning to look as if the only Republican primary debate that can get any buy-in from any of the networks and campaigns will be one that Donald J. Trump will show up for.

    And it’s also beginning to look as if the only Republican primary debate that Trump will show up for will be one where he gets to choose the format, the location, the moderator, and the topics.

    I can’t imagine this working out any better for Democrats.

    I guess Republicans will blame the DERP STATE!! for this too.

  7. 7

    @5 Geez, that sucks. Doesn’t the DOJ understand that 1/6 was merely a dozen cosplaying grandmothers on a sightseeing tour of our Capitol?? The only problem I see was that those grannies didn’t use the visitor’s entrance.

    Take heart, though, in knowing that once Trump retakes the WH (one way or another), 1/6 will become our new national Independence Day and you and the other grandmothers who’ve been so unjustly treated will be pardoned.

    Seriously!

  8. 8

    For my part, I see absolutely nothing wrong with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas having a sugar daddy who financed his and Ginni’s lavish lifestyle.

    Seriously!

  9. 9

    @6 “And it’s also beginning to look as if the only Republican primary debate that Trump will show up for will be one where he gets to choose the format, the location, the moderator, and the topics., and his opponents.” ftfy

  10. 10

    The last time US unemployment was this low, we were drafting 2 million working age males to go fight a jungle war to benefit McDonald Douglas and United Technologies.

    Biden Economic Miracle

  12. 12

    This will not help.

    “The Special ‘Prosecutor,’ Jack Smith, who is harassing, threatening, and terrorizing people who work for me, probably illegally, and totally at odds with the way Crooked Joe Biden is being treated, will no longer be known as the Special ‘Prosecutor,’ but rather, the Special ‘Persecutor.’ He is a Trump Hating SLIMEBALL who is going far beyond the original instructions of the Department of Injustice. The Witch Hunt continues, as it always will, with the Radical Left, Country Destroying, Lunatics!”

    “All of these Fake Prosecutions are merely being done to Interfere with, and Influence, our Elections. It is a dangerous time in America!!!”

  13. 13

    “Kira West, an attorney for Jan. 6 defendant Darrell Neely, has questioned the government about Pink Beret, who is seen on video holding hands with Neely inside the Capitol. West wrote in a memo this year that it was ‘hard to believe the government doesn’t know who she is and even harder to understand why they haven’t charged her with crimes like everyone else.’

    “West, in a filing in February, wrote that ‘r. Neely’s entry into the Capitol was directed by Pink Beret. Mr. Neely needs to know who she is and why she was there. He also needs to understand if he was targeted by her that day and for what purpose.’

    “Pink Beret was ‘central to Mr. Neely’s defense,’ and the court should allow a ‘robust cross examination of government witnesses about Pink Beret girl, her possible connection to law enforcement and her role in the events of January 6, 2021,’ West wrote.”

    Well, Pink Beret has finally been identified, thanks to a tip from a guy who broke up with her because she’s affiliated with Adolf Hitler, not with law enforcement. So sure, Mr. West, go ahead and put her on the witness stand on behalf of your client.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/jan-6-rioter-pink-beret-identified-ex-spotted-viral-fbi-tweet-rcna82286

  14. 14

    @ 3

    Unlike the banks, Ginni doesn’t have to disclose where her revenue comes from.

    Neither did the Clinton Global Foundation. Which was essential for the grift to succeed.

  15. 15

    12,
    I don’t think it hurts. And from Trump’s perspective it can only help.

    Criminal Trump (selling Ukraine to Russia in exchange for election help, organizing sedition through lawyer intermediaries at the Carlyle, pressuring state officials to defraud election officers, defrauding lenders and tax collectors, or forcibly raping vulnerable contestants and reporters ) does not contemplate or prepare a competent criminal defense as a fall back. If caught, he expects to be forgiven and excused. And he says so.

    If that expectation should fail his remaining response is to invalidate and nullify the very concept of ordered justice and the rule of law. Calling judges and prosecutors names is just a normal part of that. But it also includes prolonged, and wildly incompetent demands for delay, for extended process, and for endless appeals. And a fire hose of intemperate remarks as widely publicized as possible. Shitting all over everything only validates his later claims that the process was covered in shit.

    It doesn’t help establish his innocence. But I don’t think innocence is any part of his thinking.

  16. 16

    @ 10

    The last time US unemployment was this low, we were drafting 2 million working age males to go fight a jungle war …

    Now, we’ve got 4 million working age males on permanent “disability” because their unemployment insurance ran out in 2010. The fake disability they claimed paid well enough that they just decided it should be a permanent one.

    Queen YLB approves.

  17. 17

    @14

    You can find all the audited reports, statements, and donor PII at our website for your convenience. It’s always been there. Publicly available. The statements, the 990s, the audit files, all of it.
    Help yourself.

  18. 18

    Jason Furman and his colleagues at the Council of Economic Advisers found that only a tiny sliver—at most about 0.1 percentage point—of the decline in prime-age men’s labor force participation since 1967 can be explained by the modest increase in SSDI receipt. And they noted in their comprehensive peer reviewed study that diversion of prime-age men into SSDI was disproportionately concentrated in states with Republican Governors and legislatures – apparently in an effort to alleviate UI tax burdens on employers in those states.

  20. 20

    16,

    And since we are once again on this subject:

    Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is the winner of the United States Presidential election held on November 3, 2020.

    Has that been “noted” yet?

  22. 22

    16,

    On May 25th of 2020 George Floyd was murdered in police custody by Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin.

  23. 23

    16,

    Clarence Thomas let a GOP megadonor take him on lavish trips, buy his mom’s house and let her live there rent free, pay for his grandnephew to attend a private boarding school and kept it all secret until he was found out.

  24. 24

    Neither did the Clinton Global Foundation. Which was essential for the grift to succeed.

    I hate to be the one to tell you this, my fellow unserious twat, but that was truly weak of you.

    Trust me on this, I’m here to help you.

    PS: That was really mean of @19 thru @23 to pwn you like that. So cruel. Ouch!

  26. 26

    @16

    Can you point us to where there are 4MIllion TOTAL people on permanent disability.

    The SSA chart says the total is 1.8M of all ages and sexes so….

    I can smell the desperate bulls shot through the monitor.

  27. 27

    I understand kreepshit applied for the position of fool to the court of King Charles.

    But Camilla was having none of it. “Stay at fucking HA, kreepshit!”, was her final edict.

    She’s trolling for Tucker Carlson now that it’s available. She’s a big fan of his cackle.

  28. 28

    @18,

    It was mostly to free up funds so I could build a volleyball stadium for my daughter.

    Suck it, losers

  29. 29

    It’s hearts and prayers day, folks! No, I don’t mean the 7 dead horses at Churchill Downs. I’m referring to today’s mall shooting in Texas that left 8 innocent people (and 1 shooter) dead and 7 others in hospitals.

    Last fall, Keith Self, a West Point graduate and career Army officer, was elected to Congress and began his new job this January. He represents the district where the mall is. His constituents were shot.

    “Asked by CNN’s Paula Reid what — in his capacity as a lawmaker — could be done to better prevent mass shootings, [Self] said he was ‘focused on the families and the victims today.’

    “When asked to respond to critics who say prayers aren’t enough to prevent shootings, he told CNN: ‘Well, those are people that don’t believe in an almighty God who is absolutely in control of our lives. I’m a Christian. I believe that he is.’”

    https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/allen-texas-mall-shooting-05-06-23/index.html

    So, I take that God being in absolute control, He or She wanted this to happen. And if you think we need more gun laws, you’re an atheist.

    Don’t ask me to explain the logic behind his thinking. I’m pretty sure there isn’t any.

  30. 30

    More about today’s Texas mall shooting:

    “Dashcam footage shows the moment the gunman, dressed in full SWAT garb, pull up to the outdoor outlet before opening fire on unsuspecting civilians, using an AR-15 to mow down a crowd that included children.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12055177/Multiple-victims-reported-shot-active-shooter-Allen-Premium-Outlets.html

    But if you think we need laws to keep guns away from people like this, “you don’t believe in God,” because “God is in absolute control” and so when something like this happens it’s God’s will and you’re not supposed to question it.

  31. 31

    More about today’s Texas mall shooting:

    “Dashcam footage shows the moment the gunman, dressed in full SWAT garb, pull up to the outdoor outlet before opening fire on unsuspecting civilians, using an AR-15 to mow down a crowd that included children.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12055177/Multiple-victims-reported-shot-active-shooter-Allen-Premium-Outlets.html

    But if you think we need laws to keep guns away from people like this, “you don’t believe in God,” because “God is in absolute control” and so when something like this happens it’s God’s will and you’re not supposed to question it.

  32. 32

    @29,

    Sounds to me like we need to focus everyone’s attention on CRT and Drag Queens and fighting The Woke Agenda®.

  34. 34

    I sense that the other unserious twat isn’t long for this blog. When he disappears for good, after I’m done weeping over his passing, I’ll remind everyone here that I called it.

    The unserious twat lost heart. Actually, y’all libbies ripped it out of the unserious twat’s flabby chest by pwning him so damned often. Just look at what you did to him in this thread alone. You people are so…awful.

    Seriously!

  37. 37

    Ooops.

    How to get in massive trouble for fraud.

    1. Glom on to a ‘controversy’
    2. Announce the sale of Utra Right beer
    3. Take a couple $100k of orders.
    4. Don’t get ATF approval
    5. Don’t get a label approved by any state
    6. Announce it’s under production
    7. Continue to take orders and payments
    8. Announce than Bent River Brewing a contract brewery is producing your beer which will ship soon.
    9. Continue to take orders and payments.
    10. Bent River Brewing announces they were approached to produce a contract beer but since it has no approval by ATF, no Approved Label, no legal entity licensed to sell alcohol connected to the inquiry AND no signed contract Bemt River Brewery has no intention of brewing the beer.
    11. Continue to take orders and payments for future delivery on a website.
    12. For a product. That doesn’t exist. And never will.

    Welcome to the world of a massive class action lawsuit.

  38. 38

    @37 Republicans aren’t very good at staying out of legal trouble. Shitty lawyers, or sometimes no lawyers at all, may have something to do with it.

  39. 39

    Was just reading the latest news updates about the Allen, Texas, mass shooting. Media don’t publish pictures or descriptions of bodies, so most Americans don’t really appreciate how an AR-15 blows apart a human body. Daily Mail quoted a witness who described finding a little girl who “had no face.” Apparently many of the victims in this shooting were children.

    Recent polls show a large majority of Americans want assault weapons banned. The Washington legislature just banned them, and our governor signed the bill, but it probably won’t survive the Extreme Court. The justices are setting a useful precedent by abandoning precedent, though. The court won’t always be conservative, and when liberals are a majority again, they can draw on Dobbs to overturn Heller on the grounds it was “egregiously wrong” and the only people entitled to bear military-grade weapons are military personnel. Alito gave them the precedent to do it.

  43. 43

    “Not a Dragshow”

    I really think a special website is in order that reports all those GOP Pedophiles and the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    Maybe it could even be bigger thatn TMZ Website or Faux News. It would be the bomb. It would be the epifamy to neutering the pigs.

    Once in a while – maybe we could even have a feature story told by Bob’s Horse.

  46. 46

    37,

    It’s an open invitation for a criminal fraud charge in nearly any of the states from which customer payments were taken. But AGs and county prosecutors eager to take his scalp must wait for him to complete the fraud scheme and round up as many co-conspirators as choose (very unwisely) to involve themselves.

    On that note, Weathers has more recently announced on social media a substitute brewing partnership with a Georgia contract brewer with a 50 barrel brewhouse capacity. At his currently announced sales numbers he’s already backordered to 1000 barrels. And he’s continuing to take all the pre-orders he can get. So the math isn’t great. He’s being told he can have label approval completed by next week. 🤔 I’m skeptical since he didn’t bring his promotional website into federal compliance until a few days ago. And TTB won’t even accept or review paperwork when an applicant is out of compliance. Assuming he paid the right lawyers enough money to clean up his mess, he would be able to get label approval by the end of the month. But…

    He’s also being sued by AB InBev for violating their trademarks. And they will oppose his label. AB InBev lawyers are revolving door at TTB – ALFD.

    I assume his plan is to portray himself as a victim of WOKE tyranny and the DERP STATE. Then perhaps rebrand and relabel. Go through licensing all over again. Further delay fulfillment while blaming Joe Biden and “leftists”. Buying himself more time to rack up more pre-orders.

    How it all ends is anyone’s guess.
    But I’m not hopeful that Kid Rock will be able to serve Mr Weather’s product at this summer’s Independence Day celebration.

  47. 47

    @ 39

    Recent polls show a large majority of Americans want assault weapons banned.

    A Washington Post/ABC News poll found that

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    ·
    2h
    “Today, 63 percent say Biden does not have the mental sharpness to serve effectively as president, up from 43 percent in 2020 and 54 percent a year ago. A similar 62 percent say Biden is not in good enough physical health to be effective.”

    63% is a large majority, no?

  48. 48

    As Bud Light’s volume plummets by 26% (so far) and its market share is swallowed up by Coors and Miller, I’m sure what AB Inbev is most worried about is UltraRight beer’s emergence.

    So let’s do a deep dive into a 50-barrel wannabe, shall we? We’ll all feel better.

  49. 49

    My corrupt, incompetent, senile, fossil of a president has hit a new low in approval, now only 36%. Same poll.

    Not that the results of a national poll matter but the guy who beat Trump 51-47 nationally in 2020 now trails Trump by 7. Same poll.

  50. 50

    If the percent of those polled who think Biden is too senile to be president has jumped from 43% to 63% in only two years, where do y’all think that percent is gonna be in another 18 months?

    I can wait. Hell, the accelerating wealth gap – Thanks, Joe! – literally pays me to wait.

  51. 51

    Early 30s dude on his side, about to be lifted to his feet, shouting “I cannot breathe!” While a single cop is pushing on his back with hands but nothing else.

    Rebecca Brannon
    @RebsBrannon
    Two majors arrests were just made as protesters continue to clash with NYPD.

    One protester claims he can’t breathe.

    The other is carried away in cuffs.

    #JordanNeely
    4:38 PM · May 6, 2023

    I can’t sympathize, asshole.

  52. 52

    Yeah. That’ll work.

    Kamala Harris
    @KamalaHarris
    ·
    20h
    No one fights harder to build a better future for our nation than
    @JoeBiden

  53. 53

    Fill the tank, make the rent..

    Noun, verb, Chicago!

    Afghanistan could really use our help. Let’s go back and stay for 100 years. It only costs 9 or 10 billion a month.

    I got a lot of Hunter Biden dick pics for sale. Dr Oz, eat your heart out.

  54. 54

    Wasn’t it just a few days ago that Greg Abbott was chastized for tweeting a photo of his dog on the same day that some people were killed?

    The White House
    @WhiteHouse
    ·
    14h
    A little friendly competition at the White House.

    This is First Vegetable Joe Biden’s unserious twat.

    Yeah. That’ll work.

  55. 55

    @ 53

    This is how HA’s unserious twat dismisses black-on-black homicide in Chicago:

    Noun, verb, Chicago!

    This is Chicago’s reality:

    Year To Date
    Shot & Killed: 171
    Shot & Wounded: 674
    Total Shot: 845
    Total Homicides: 186

    Queen YLB puncuates her unseriousness with an exclamation point. But to demonstrate that she’s more serious than usual, she only uses one. This time.

    Imagine if I referred to what happened yesterday as “Noun, verb, Texas!”

  57. 57

    Ham sandwich – 49%
    The Biden Crime Family – 37%

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    ·
    38m
    The electability argument against Trump going kaput.
    Quote Tweet
    InteractivePolls
    @IAPolls2022
    ·
    10h
    ABC/WP POLL: 2024 Presidential Election Poll (𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬)

    (R) Trump — 49% ( 7)
    (D) Biden — 42%

    (R) DeSantis — 48% ( 7)
    (D) Biden — 41%

    ABC/WP (A) | n=1,006 | 04/28-05/03
    https://archive.ph/o/ImAwq/https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f409a864-d58c-430a-8adc-ee6a8a344854.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_6

  58. 58

    This is Chicago’s reality:

    #20 on this list

    We need to elect more repukes to national office in Missouri but I don’t see a path there. Maybe babble “fill the tank, make the rent” and promote Amtrak service.

    I got it! Missouri should load its street criminals on a bus or a chartered turboprop and drop them in Las Vegas.

  59. 59

    Brass knucks? Yeah. They deserved to die.

    Schumacher agrees his grandson and his friends made a bad decision, but not one worthy of deadly consequences.

    “They knew they could be punished for it but they did not deserve to die,” said Schumacher.

    Redfearn, 19-year old Maxwell Cook and 16-year old Jake Woodruff were shot by the homeowner’s son while breaking into the Wagoner County house Monday.

    Schumacher says his grandson didn’t have a chance. The 17-year old, he says, never got into trouble.

    “Brass knuckles against an AR-15, come on, who was afraid for their life,” said Schumacher.

    Brass knucks = Never got into trouble. At least the POS won’t get into any trouble going forwardhasn’t gotten into any trouble since he bought it. In 2017, when this article appeared. Oldie but goodie.

  60. 60

    @ 58

    HA’s unserious twat offers snappy comeback with data five years old, which includes among violent crimes the incredibly violent act of “negligence”:

    Violent crime is defined as a crime in which the offender or perpetrator uses or threatens to use force upon a victim. Violent crimes include homicide, murder, assault, rape, robbery, kidnapping, negligence, manslaughter, and sexual assault.

    Hey, not just actions, but a threat of action constitutes violence.

    Any day now Queen YLB will threaten to make an adult argument. Darryl’s been face-palming everything she spews for the last decade.

  61. 61

    homicide, murder, assault, rape, robbery, kidnapping, negligence, manslaughter, and sexual assault.

    My fellow troll believes leaving a loaded gun where kids can play a more realistic game of cops and robbers is not “violent”.

    I agree. How else are kids gonna learn?

    with data five years old,

    Hey that’s FBI data. Not that “unserious” third way shit.

    A “serious” troll waits for the authoritative data.

    Like the oldie but goodie@59.

  63. 63

    I can wait. Hell, the accelerating wealth gap – Thanks, Joe! – literally pays me to wait.

    When the earth’s billionaires escape to an Elon Musk space station orbiting the planet as the world they leave behind becomes a shithole, you’ll be left behind too because your so-called “wealth” is chump change. But seeing as how you already live on a shithole island, you won’t notice much difference.

  64. 64

    Of course, the space station will need servants, so maybe there’s some hope for you.

  65. 65

    I’m sure what AB Inbev is most worried about is UltraRight beer’s…

    appropriation of one of their Michelob brand’s unique trade symbols.

    It’s proforma. They’ve invested too much in these registered names, brands, and badges to give them away or let some con artist ruin them by associating them with a grubby fraud scheme.

  66. 66

    @63 I wonder if Elon will come clean and address the rumors that he diddles little boys. He really shoud address those rumors, unless he doen’t mind or they’re really true.

  67. 67

    I can wait

    Remember that classic!

    American Dad Republicans may have to wait even longer for the fake beer than they’ve been waiting for the dramatic HUHRDUHRHAM LOCKUPS.

    Meanwhile AB InBev CEO told shareholders on the most recent call that the sales drop represents just 1% of global sales.

  69. 69

    Advice Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has never needed, and will never need.

    How to Manage a Windfall

    To paraphrase the Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger: A great fortune can be a great servitude.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is uniquely qualified to turn a large fortune into a much smaller one.

  70. 70

    @ 68

    Trump, who was notably silent on recent Bud Light boycott…

    Also notably silent is the frilly dude at the center of it.

    U.S.
    Dylan Mulvaney Goes Silent As Bud Light Makes Changes After Backlash

    Dylan Mulvaney has not posted to her 10.8 million TikTok followers in sixteen days amid an ongoing backlash to the transgender influencer’s partnership with Bud Light.

    The silence comes as the beer brand itself fell back into quiescence on its social media channels after a brief post to Twitter and Instagram on April 14 and news emerged of a recent staff change. Prior to that, it had not posted since the controversy began online on April 2.

    Push unseriousness too hard and watch your gravy train disappear. Hell, Queen YLB could have told him that.

  71. 71

    In the Bud Light/Mulvaney camp there is widespread concern that Bud Light may be dropped as a named sponsor of the 2024 DNC convention, and that Mulvaney may lose her keynote speech slot.

  72. 72

    Only 36% of Democrats think Biden should be re-nominated.

    Although I’m sure that number would rise, substantially, if the question were paired with Momala being nominated instead.

  74. 74

    Lesbos don’t stay married long, either.

    One of the first Starbucks locations to organize has voted to dissolve its union

    The decision by employees comes two years after the location voted 18-1 in favor of union representation. It was the sixth Starbucks in Buffalo to officially form a union.

    You make coffee, Starbucks baristas. Then you add sugar and milk to coffee. That’s all you do. It’s about the easiest task in the world for a robot to replace.

    Nobody cares about your Masters degree in Critical Dance Studies. Took you about as long to figure this out as it takes a lesbian to realize that marriage to another lesbian doesn’t come with a dick. Forever.

  75. 75

    @47 Confront a Republican with AR-15 carnage and all you get is “Biden isn’t very smart” (even though it’s obvious he is).

    No wonder the majority of people aren’t voting for Republicans any more. They don’t have answers to pressing problems; they can’t even stay on topic. And they aren’t very smart.

  76. 76

    @49 Well, if your poll is right, our schools are failing even worse than we thought, because Biden is a damn good president. Without him, Putin would be riding a white horse leading a victory parade through downtown Kyiv while Sen. Herschel Walker was voting to confirm Klan members to federal court vacancies.

  77. 77

    @50 Sounds like you don’t fancy yourself on the losing side of that wealth gap trade, as a majority of voters do. It’s not obvious to me how a widening wealth gap helps the party of the rich. Maybe you could explain that?

  78. 78

    @60 Wherein Doctor Dumbfuck classifies negligent homicide as a nonviolent (victimless?) crime, because he’s a dumbfuck.

  79. 79

    Dylan Mulvaney has not posted to her 10.8 million TikTok followers in sixteen days

    Posted the next day.
    Got 12 million unique views.
    So far.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7226873048345939242

    It’s funny, because these things are all just a click or two away and literally anyone positing on HA can find them in seconds.

    This fragile troll broke its brain. And now even its lies are weak, stupid, and generally unworthy of our efforts to interrogate them.

    But at least he is still worthy of ridicule.

  80. 80

    @69 “Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is uniquely qualified to turn a large fortune into a much smaller one.”

    I must be the luckiest rabbit alive, then, because I’m richer with every passing year. But, yeah, I have four rabbit’s feet.

  81. 81

    @74 “Nobody cares about your Masters degree in Critical Dance Studies.”

    After all these years, he still resents being turned down by every girl in his high school when he tried to get a prom date.

  82. 82

    This morning we learned the latest mall shooter is an ex-security guard with neo-Nazi leanings. He appears to have specifically targeted children.

    So do Republican politicians in South Carolina, Florida, Texas, Tennessee, South Dakota, and numerous other states, except they legislate kids out of existence instead of shooting them out of existence. The end result is roughly the same, though.

  83. 83

    @48

    Citation needed.

    Side note, we’re a global brewing behemoth and even if your made up inflated number were true in the United States,

    CEO Michel Doukeris on Thursday noted that while Bud Light volume declined in the U.S. over the first three weeks of April following the uproar, the dip represented just 1% of overall global volumes for the period.

    You know what a 1% dip in sales of one of our 30 or so worldwide brands means to our bottom line?

    If you guessed nothing you’d be right.

    Some of you jackasses switched over to Stella Artois and still other of you morons went to Michelob Ultra and we’re also pushing into the Seltzer space which has been eating away at light beer for the last several years

    Your prediction for our demise is duly noted and laughed at.

  84. 84

    Too bad Steve went pussy.

    Steve is impressed that you linked to something other than a Russian cover band.

    After Steve played in the best Jimi, Cream, Fudge cover band in America, he played in Seattle’s first mixed-race funk band that was the house band at a popular black nightclub in Seattle’s CD, and he played while wearing a black leather jacket concealing a sawed-off 12 gauge Stevens single barrel shotgun. That same year Steve was one of two white guys to party with the entire Seattle Chapter of the Black Panthers while his friend’s all-black funk band which was featured in the documentary film Wheedle’s Groove played that night.

    Steve adds that he’s presently working on a music video for a little girl, one that you, a Putin-loving traitor, want dead. Her name is Amelia Anisovych, the Ukrainian girl who sang ‘Let It Go’ in a Kyiv bomb shelter.

    The creation of these music videos involves musicians and vocalists from Seattle, LA and Ukraine. He is presently working with her English-speaking vocal coach to give all rights to what will actually be two music videos to the girl. One music video will be in English, the other Ukrainian. The Ukrainian Society of Washington State will provide an interpretation of the lyrics and a female vocalist. They’ll also provide a musician who plays the bandura, a Ukrainian stringed instrument which will be on both versions of the song, a song written by Steve, by the way.

    Steve also says that projection is a Psych 101 thing, but is sad that you didn’t inform him of anything new, seeing as how he already knew you were a pussy. That, and a monumentally stupid fucking bore.

    Steve closed by saying that you, Trump, DeSantis, Putin and your dozen cosplaying grandmothers can all go fuck yourselves.

  85. 85

    83,

    Lately, whenever I see some rando like the Shit-lord strutting around tossing out bullshit claims of triumph and spiking the ball for “pwning the libs” I am consistently reminded of this:

    https://youtu.be/J_Is_vQu65E

    It’s interesting to think about it as you watch the clip. What I see is a truly sincere expression celebrating triumph and great joy over what they clearly considered a great accomplishment.
    At the very same time, I’m fairly certain that many, many “conservatives” and Trumpalos have played this clip over and over again many times, sharing in those feelings. And even more interestingly, I suspect that even now they don’t make the connection between these moments of triumphant celebration and the truly horrible consequences that followed.

    Much will be said between now and August about the potential sentencing, most of it probably very inaccurate. But the outcome will devastate their lives permanently. I can promise you that. And knowing what I do about what they will face in the coming years, there is no way I can resolve any calculation that balances what we see in this video and the price they are all going to pay for it. Not just ruined lives, but ruined psyches. Most of these men will emerge from their period of incarceration with chronic illness ranging from hypertension to coronary disease, chronic pain, vitamin deficiencies, ruined teeth and gums, chronic depression and PTSD. They probably will never know another sound night’s sleep for the rest of their lives. They will experience terrible difficulty forming relationships of any kind. They will have difficulty obtaining and keeping employment. They will struggle to maintain focus and concentration. They will be quick to anger and slow to forgiveness. And they’ll spend the rest of their lives trying to recover from it all.

    Oh well. It’s not like nobody warned them or gave them every single conceivable opportunity to change course. They were not born on this terrible life trajectory like so many. They drove past a thousand warning signs, broke through dozens of barricades, fought their way past an army of people trying to stop them and dove in head first.

  86. 86

    Berkshire’s Charlie Munger told shareholders to get used to making less.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s way ahead of him.

  87. 87

    The Biden Crime Family isn’t just a snarky nickname.

    “My message to the Department of Justice is very loud and clear. Do not indict Hunter Biden before Wednesday,” Comer told Maria Bartiromo on “Sunday Morning Futures.”

    “When you have the opportunity to see the evidence that the House Oversight Committee will produce with respect to the web of LLCs, with respect to the number of adversarial countries that this family influence peddled in, and this is not just about the president’s son. This is about the entire Biden family, including the President of the United States. So we believe there are a whole lot of tips that the IRS and the DOJ don’t know about because we don’t believe they’ve done a whole lot of digging in this, and we have.

    “By all accounts from the media reports that we’re getting, what they’re looking at charging Hunter Biden on is a slap on the wrist. It’s a drop in the bucket,” he continued. “So Wednesday will be a very big day for the American people in getting the facts presented to them so that they can know the truth, and then the Department of Justice can finally do what they should have done years ago.”

    Never underestimate how awful the combination of opportunity and stupidity can end up.

  89. 89

    88

    Yeah, they go into politics to do good and end up doing DAMN GOOD – for themselves!

  90. 90

    I’m sure it will be a BOMBSHELL

    Maybe get the Fairmount for the press conference. Wait, that’s a hotel right? A Dressage barn? Well shit. Too late to get the deposit back so I guess we’re on for the dry cleaning place. NOT dressing and alterations?

  91. 91

    HYUUUGE!!!
    DONT MISS IT!!!

    Trust me.
    We’ve been laying these plans for months. It’ll go off just like clockwork. But we sure could use some more of your kind support.
    Whatever you can give helps.
    Just whatever. Any amount. Happy to accept crypto, baseball trading cards, old fillings, just whatever you can manage.
    Cool.
    🦍 🍌🦍 🍌🦍 🍌🦍 🍌🦍 🍌🤡

  92. 92

    “I have here in my hand a list of 205 Biden Crime Family White House employees that were known to then Vice President Biden as being members of the Chinese Communist Party Central Committee and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the Biden White House. One of them is even named Chung! Right? Hello? Giveaway much!”

  93. 93

    We’ve got the proof folks. It is irrefutable. I’ve got guys, computer experts. Top guys. And I tell ya, they have the data, live data showing the Chinese Communist money moving in real time. You can actually see it. I tell ya, it’s the real deal. It’s a smoking gun. And I’m so confident I’ll pay anyone a million bucks if they can prove it’s fake.

  94. 94

    Local Elections in tge UK, Tories took a pounding, with Labour, Greens and Lib Dems gaining. Most suggest that Labour could gain a minority government next year. A lot can change, but tge Tories could have been worse. Imagine the local elections occurring during Liz Truss being in charge. The Tories lost only about 1000 local seats.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-65485099

  95. 95

    @84 “Steve also says that projection is a Psych 101 thing”

    Looks like this triggered him. See #86.

  98. 98

    So if you see a guy wearing an “RWDS” patch, and decked out in tactical gear and brandishing an AR-15, do you have a right of preemptive self-defense?

    Seems to me if someone tells you they’re going to do it, and look like they’re going to do it, you should have a right to conclude they’re going to do it, and if you shoot first, nobody should question it.

    “RWDS” stands for “Right Wing Death Squad.”

  99. 99

    @ 98

    “RWDS” stands for “Right Wing Death Squad.”

    I see we’re back in White Hispanic territory.

  101. 101

    @86 “Charlie Munger told shareholders to get used to making less.” Does he mean capitalism doesn’t work anymore? Leeches like me can no longer freeload on the backs of labor? About time!

  102. 102

    “South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott (R), who is likely running for president in 2024, said when Biden announced student loan relief last August that it was a ‘handout to the wealthy. Period.’”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3990415-future-of-student-loan-forgiveness-looms-over-biden-in-2024/

    Scott’s definition of “wealthy” is someone struggling with student debt. He is, of course, against rescinding tax cut handouts to poor billionaires.

  103. 103

    97)Caused some infighting among Unionist Parties in NI seen the Nationalists to be tge largest party in the NI Assembly. Although probably be seeing a fresh election to break the deadlock. Still. A Northern Ireland First Minister from Sinn Fein attending a Coronation, definitely would not be expected pre-Good Friday.

  104. 104

    @99,

    Holding out for the “one drop rule” I see.

    It’s a bit of a tell, you know.

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