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Stephen: We got infrastructure

Amber Ruffin: ♫ Congress passes infrastructure bill, but it isn’t enough ♬

Samantha Bee: Tough love or abuse? The troubling truth behind the “troubled teen industry”

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Washed-out Weak-Willed Whackjobs and Wretched Whiny Weasels That Make Up Трамп’s G.O.P.:

John Oliver: Union busting

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: One nation under the wrong impression

Lewis Black: Best of climate change rants

Amber Ruffin: Where the hell is Kamala Harris?

This Week in ТрампPlague:

Zerlina: Recent trials exemplify racism in criminal justice system

Meidas Touch: Let’s go Brandon!

Trevor: The real reason gas prices are so damn high

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Comments

  1. 1

    Wonder how it felt to Jill today, to briefly have as her president a woman she detests.

    Hell, I guess I should wonder how it felt to #CrookedHillary, too.

  2. 2

    Loaded handgun on the grounds during the Capitol riots.

    Scott MacFarlane
    @MacFarlaneNews
    ·
    6h
    Another tough break for those who say Jan 6 didn’t appear to be an “armed insurrection”

    In court filings, feds allege defendant Mark Mazza brought loaded revolver to Capitol ==>

  3. 3

    Gaige Grosskreutz was arrested last Fall for DUI with a blood alcohol content of 0.212%.

    Charges against this POS were dropped a week before he testified that he aimed his handgun at Rittenhouse’s head, causing Rittenhouse to forcibly defend himself.

    It was not his first DWI.

  4. 4

    @3 Gotta wonder if Grosskreutz had shot POS Rittenhouse in the head whether he’d be the one getting acquitted under Wisconsin’s self-defense rules. Two guys pointing guns at each other, both believing they’re in mortal danger, how do you resolve that one? They equally had a right to be armed. They equally had a right to defend themselves. Kinda looks like in a vigilante society, the survivor walks.

  5. 5

    “Gaige Grosskreutz was arrested last Fall for DUI with a blood alcohol content of 0.212%.”

    Wherein Doctor Dumbfuck insinuates DUI drivers should be summarily executed without trial by the first teen vigilante they encounter.

  7. 7

    4)Surprised nobody mentioned the record of the third person killed aboard 501. I’ve been talking about Zack Willhoitte and Jim Hamre the past few days because I’m a dues paying member of the organization they were apart of. In fact, still have the message from Zack inviting me to join.

    The third person killed had a record, don’t know if he was a.member. On the AAW Facebook page, we’ve been covering the restart of the Point Defiance Bypass as a tribute to Zack and Jim. Anti-railers were probably wishing for another wreck thinking a few more advocates could be gone. Unfortunately, one of the things done to improve safety, TALGO 6s have been retired. Just TALGO 8s and Horizons.

  9. 9

    It’s nice to see rightwingers embracing a jury verdict and rule of law, even if only when it works in their favor.

  10. 10

    9)They see it as owning the libs and open season. Although they maynface different judges if caught.

  11. 11

    No black man will ever be acquitted for defending himself, like a white man can
    For murdering.

    Matter of fact, in the GA case, where the victim tried to defend himself, that action is the excuse that the defense is using to say the murderers were defending themselves.

    Shameful, Patric, racist bigots, all need to go to hell where the belong. Along with 50 percent of fuckwad Repukes.

  13. 13

    So I assume in the wake of these Rittenhouse verdict celebrations by “conservatives” we may now anticipate that there will be no further expressions of “outrage” over the shooting of Ashli Babbitt.

    Am I wrong to assume this?

  14. 14

    On Thursday the city of Aurora CO announced it was settling with the family of Elijah McClain for $15 million dollars. This occurs in the wake of a state grand jury in Colorado handing up a 32 count criminal indictment against three police officers and two paramedics who murdered McClain for sport in August of 2019.

    Meanwhile, having established a pattern and practice of racially biased policing in Aurora Colorado, the CO Attorney General is moving forward with a comprehensive civil rights investigation of the department and its officers.

  16. 16

    @13 Applying a Kyle Rittenhouse standard of self-defense, Ashli Babbitt was a “rioter and looter” shot by a police officer defending himself. The officer reasonably feared that if she got through the window, the mob would take his gun away from him and shoot him with it. Therefore, deadly force was lawful and justified.

  20. 20

    16)She’s their martyr, won’t let that get in the way.

    I was looking at the Wikipedia page about the USCGC Eagle and it had a link to it’s history as a Kriegsmarine training vessel, named after somebody they made a folk hero. There was a link after that to Babbit.

  21. 21

    “Be brave.” That leaves out YLB.

    Maher went on to say that he’d “love” to have the congresswoman on his show since there’s “so much to admire” about her, expressing gratitude toward her for spearheading the Green New Deal.

    “But that will probably never happen because Democrats don’t go anywhere these days where they’re not being adored,” Maher said. “And that’s my last bit of advice to them. Go where the ‘amen corner’ isn’t. Do Fox News. Be brave. Come here. Go everywhere. Winning is about expanding the electorate.”

    It will be interesting to watch, should AOC accept Maher’s challenge. It’s about as likely as YLB stepping out from behind Goldy and Darryl.

    “Woke — I don’t remember the day the term was born, although I hear AOC says, ‘Only old people use it now.’ Well, you gave it to us. Like five years ago. So sorry we didn’t get the memo,” Maher told CNN anchor Chris Cuomo on Wednesday. “In its best sense, if we’re talking about being aware of things we should have always been aware of more, reckonings that we’ve had … but there’s a reason why the term ‘woke’ has come to signify going too far. And doing things that don’t make sense.”

    Doing his show would promote AOC, and her ideas, far more than that silly trip to the border so she could wear all-white and fake-cry, back in the Trump years, before there really was a border crisis. But if AOC was brave, she’d be at the border now.

    She’s not.

  22. 22

    I must say, I very much enjoy reading from various libbie moronic fucks that

    • Jacob Blake was murdered/killed by police
    • Jacob Blake was unarmed
    • Rittenhouse shot three black men
    • Rittenhouse murdered people
    • He illegally transported a firearm across state lines

    Among these woke authors: Toure, Nikole Hanna Jones, the London Independent.

    It’s like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is putting on blackface to type this shit.

  23. 23

    Y’all know that Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer in the same way that Derek Chauvin is not. Right?

  27. 27

    @22 “It’s like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is putting on blackface to type this shit.”

    No, it’s a shit-typing racist dumbfuck pretending to put blackface on me. I never said or suggested anything about blackface. The blackface shit is entirely your idea and thought process. It’s 100% yours. Own it.

  28. 28

    @23 Crying Teen With An AR-15™ (soon to be a marketable brand) is a killer. That’s a fact. Let’s see you refute it.

  29. 29

    Grosskreutz’s mistake was he didn’t defend himself against the active shooter who had just killed two unarmed people while he still could.

  30. 30

    @26 Reminds me of the wingnuts in Vermont who got all worked up about the flood of Mexican migrants at their borders.

  31. 31

    The most prominent traits of today’s Republicans are (not necessarily in order of prominence): Stupidity, ignorance, gullibility, greed and dishonesty, racism and bigotry, faux victimhood, inability to manage anger, alcohol and drug abuse, and a total lack of informed knowledge about anything whatsoever. Did I leave anything out? Oh, the horses.

  33. 33

    30)In Vermont they have town streets as International Borders, like Derby Line’s Canusa St(or in neighboring Stanstead, Rue Canusa). Best part is the town’s library, serves both communities, and the border goes through it.

  34. 34

    @ 28

    …is a killer. That’s a fact. Let’s see you refute it.

    No need. “Killer” is not a crime. Hell, Ted Kennedy was a killer, and it didn’t stop him from running for president, nor being re-elected in his state numerous times. Nor from contributing significantly to the damage to Jimmy Carter in 1980, which gave us 12 years of Republican presidents.

    Also not a crime: Manifesting oneself as a dumbfuck rabbit or as an unserious twat.

  35. 35

    If You’re so Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich? Turns Out It’s Just Chance.
    The most successful people are not the most talented, just the luckiest, a new computer model of wealth creation confirms. Taking that into account can maximize return on many kinds of investment.
    https://getpocket.com/explore/item/if-you-re-so-smart-why-aren-t-you-rich-turns-out-it-s-just-chance

    The team studied three models, in which research funding is distributed equally to all scientists; distributed randomly to a subset of scientists; or given preferentially to those who have been most successful in the past. Which of these is the best strategy?
    The strategy that delivers the best returns, it turns out, is to divide the funding equally among all researchers. And the second- and third-best strategies involve distributing it at random to 10 or 20 percent of scientists.

    An argument for forcing greater income equality.

  37. 37

    Shorter The Even Bigger Fucking Moron @ 35:

    The secret to societal success is that everyone should just play the lottery.

  38. 38

    Distance between the residences of Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother in Illinois and his father in Kenosha: 17 miles.

    Just in case that state lines bullshit and “Rittenhouse didn’t live in Kenosha” bullshit comes up again. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  39. 39

    “Airline passengers are bringing guns to the airport in numbers never seen before, and it is a ‘huge problem,’ the Transportation Security Administration chief told CNN.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/13/politics/tsa-guns/index.html

    This is just the beginning. Now that courts approve of children and childish adults using guns on anyone they subjectively feel threatened by, we’re going to have in-flight shootouts in airplane cabins.

  40. 40

    @38 Distance between Mexico and Texas: >17 feet. Now do migrants with relatives in Texas …

    By the way, Crying Teen With An AR-15™ didn’t drive to Kenosha that night to “visit his father.”

  41. 41

    @34 And how many times have trolls on this blog whined about Ted Kennedy not going to prison for “murdering” Mary Jo Kopechne? I lost count years ago.

  42. 42

    @35 I recall reading about academic studies that concluded the best predicter of success in American society is who your parents are.

    Unfortunately for Kyle Rittenhouse, his pedigree only gets him into an online nursing school. It sucks to be born unlucky.

  44. 44

    Rivalry Week in NCAA Division I FCS. My Eagles have the Dam Cup against Portland State. Usually we host it in Cheney in odd years, but the COVID season schedule in the spring changed it. For both EWU and PSU, it’s a road game. PSU no longer plays home games in Providence Park, but in Hillsboro. One county over. Although if PSU students want to get to the game, simple, take Green or Yellow lines, change at Pioneer Courthouse to the Blue line.

    Other rivalries include the Brawl of the Wild between UM and Montana State(Go Grizzlies, my Eags. beat them but lost to the guys from Bozeman), and the Causeway Classic between UC Davis and Sacramento State. Not sure about the future of the Grand Canyon cup, as Southern Utah is moving up to the WAC I believe.

  47. 47

    Nor from contributing significantly to the damage to Jimmy Carter in 1980, which gave us 12 years of Republican presidents.

    Heh.. To which it flunked supporting in ’80..

    After “the miracle on ice” even..

    Shame it will never live down..

    Imagine.. it voted for Jimmeh Caahtaah..

    awwwwwwww… Take heart dimuk.. teh babblin’ butthole admitted voting for Bill Clinton in ’92.

  48. 48

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict that when this Atlanta airport thing is reported further, and we learn who is responsible, it won’t be a Republican. Or anything close to a Republican.

    TSA said the incident began with a bag search when an agent at the checkpoint identified a prohibited item via the X-Ray.

    According to the released statement, the TSA agent “advised the passenger not to touch the property, and as he opened the compartment containing the prohibited item, the passenger lunged into the bag and grabbed a firearm, at which point it discharged.”

    TSA said the passenger then fled the area and ran out of the airport exit.

    I’ll leave it at that.

  49. 49

    Dayum. I was wrong. It was a Republican, after all.

    On Saturday evening at a press conference at the airport, Atlanta police announced they have issued warrants for the arrest of the passenger, Kenny Wells, 42. Charges include carrying a concealed weapon at a commercial airport and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

    Here’s his mug shot.

    I stand corrected.

  51. 51

    @ 41

    Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne. He was a killer. I need go no further than that.

    Being a killer didn’t seem to phase Kennedy much. I mean, not after he got his dad involved and the Democrat Machine started to work its magic.

  52. 52

    @39
    Only a matter of time before a gun goes off inside a pressurized cabin at altitude, then you’ve got real problems.

  53. 53

    And he won’t be running with the unlikable, incompetent Kamala Harris.

    The Washington Post
    @washingtonpost
    Biden and aides tell allies he is running in 2024 amid growing Democratic fears
    washingtonpost.com
    Biden and aides tell allies he is running in 2024 amid growing Democratic fears
    The message is aimed in part at tamping down the assumption among many Democrats that Biden may not seek reelection given his age and waning popularity, while also effectively freezing the field for…
    1:26 PM · Nov 20, 2021

    Nuthin’ to worry about, libbies. It’s not like First Vegetable Joe Biden will have to answer for his abandonment of American citizens, our Afghan partners, and our global allies when we ran like pussies out of Afghanistan.

  55. 55

    Old: Hey, don’t worry about wage increases. Employers can always just raise prices. A famous Goldy quote is “I’d pay another 50 cents for a banh mi.”

    New: Blame inflation on employers!

    Jeff Stein
    @JStein_WaPo
    ·
    12h
    NEW: Allies privately urge senior WH aides to escalate attacks on corporations over price hikes in inflation offensive

    WH this week sent letter to FTC on oil & gas firm collusion. Could do much more

    Hope is to deter firms w/ big profits from price hikes
    washingtonpost.com
    As Biden agenda advances in Congress, White House weighs new offensive on inflation
    Biden has blamed the oil industry for the increase in gas prices. Other business broadsides could be coming.

  56. 56

    @ 54

    And Laura Bush?

    Indeed. Her, too.

    The label “killer” has little meaning without consideration of the circumstances.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit seems to think @ 28 he’s got something on Rittenhouse, who as a minor child was forced to defend his life, and has since been exonerated by a unanimous verdict issued by a jury of his peers.

    Here’s what Rittenhouse has to say about all of it:

    “The jury reached the correct verdict,” Rittenhouse said in the back of a vehicle, speaking to a cameraman following the acquittal. “Self-defense is not illegal, and I believe they came to the correct verdict, and I’m glad that everything went well.”

    It’s rather pathetic that this 18 year-old kid is sticking it to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Were Rittenhouse to address Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit directly, he’d no doubt say that he’d take being a killer over being a dumbfuck any day.

    Kyle Rittenhouse will soon be a millionaire, which is something that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit can never truthfully claim to be. That’s what pisses Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit off the most.

    Sad!

  57. 57

    Still dead: Convicted criminals Rosenbaum and Huber.

    Unlikely to get $10 million from the city of Kenosha: Gaige Grosskreutz. Although if he plays his cards correctly he might get raped in prison, so there’s that.

  59. 59

    Following on his characterization of Rittenhouse, when First Vegetable Joe Biden dump’s Kamala Harris from the ticket in 2024, it will be because he has concluded that she is a white supremacist.

  63. 63

    @ 61

    Leave it to an incompetent lawyer to misread the story.

    Your incompetence could make it harder for people to believe you the next time you falsely claim to be a millionaire, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    What a small man you are.

  64. 64

    a minor child was forced to defend his life,

    What bullshit.

    If he was hop in bed, where should have been, he wouldn’t have had to instigate a fight with his AR-15.

  65. 65

    @48 “I’ll leave it at that.”

    Doesn’t have the guts to post what he’s thinking: b-l-a-c-k

  66. 66

    What a small man you are.

    What a false big man you claim to be. If you truly were a big man you wouldn’t have to tell others that they aren’t big.

    Pathetic person you are

  67. 67

    @49, 50 Where was Kyle when you needed him? The make-believe-cop kid’s not only homicidal, he’s unreliable.

  68. 68

    @51 “Killer” and “murderer” are different, and learn how to spell “faze,” dimwitted illiterate.

  69. 69

    @56 “Kyle Rittenhouse will soon be a millionaire”

    He already is, at least temporarily, see #61.

  70. 70

    Kyle will go on the r/w lecture circuit. No one will hire him to be a nurse. Even the ambulance companies won’t touch him; a transportee might wake up and find out who his EMT is. He’s your next CPAC professional celebrity. Maybe he’ll even get the McCloskeys to adopt him.

  72. 72

    @63 “incompetent lawyer” blah blah blah

    I’ll take a University of Wisconsin law professor’s opinion over yours any day.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/kyle-rittenhouse-not-guilty-verdict-reveal-true-value-life-wisconsin-ncna1284131

    P.S., she got the “boy” part exactly right. Rittenhouse will a little boy with a gun. Who sobbed in court, not for his victims, but for himself. Who sees himself, not the people he killed, as the real victim. Only dumbfucks think it’s a good idea for children to take assault rifles to riots and pretend to be cops. Or for real cops to let them. That’s why Kenosha is going to be sued, and should be.

  73. 73

    disgraced and twice impeached repuke drumpf

    should read: disgraced, twice impeached, one-term repuke drumpf..

    Excuse me.

  74. 74

    Great game for my Eags. Portland State drew first blood, but we are good at comebacks. 10 years ago Delaware had us down by 19, and we came back to win the title. At the stadium in Hillsboro, as usual for the Dam Cup. More Eagles than Vikings were there.

  75. 75

    @ 72

    The article was written by a man, not a woman.

    Nowhere in the article did he call Rittenhouse a murderer or state that he was incorrectly acquitted.

    There is no reason to weep for dead felons. No one will miss them.

  77. 77

    @ 42

    I recall reading about academic studies that concluded the best predicter of success in American society is who your parents are.

    YLB’s kids are so fucked.

  79. 79

    YLB’s kids are SO pissed about the Rittenhouse verdict that they have each sworn themselves to chase after and assault the first rifle-carrying citizen they see.

  80. 80

    @75 “The article was written by a man, not a woman.”

    Well slap my paw, you got me good on that one! Score one for Vicious Troll.

  81. 81

    @75 “The article was written by a man, not a woman.”

    Well slap my paw, you got me good on that one! Score for Vicious Troll.

  82. 82

    @76 In your way of thinking, yes. That’s been obvious for a long time. That’s the Russian system. Are you Russian?

  84. 84

    @78 A kid who takes a rifle to a riot has no common sense. Dumbfucks who defend his actions don’t, either.

  86. 86

    To be fair. Racists in general are sent over the edge when black people have guns, or toy guns, or skittles, or cell phones, or gun permits, or cigarettes or walk or sleep or shop.

  88. 88

    60,
    Trump’s already running.
    You had your chance to stop him in December of 2019 and every single one of you declined. You cowered before him in subjugation and praised him instead.

    You could have had Pence and you know perfectly well he would have won in 2020. But you made a terrible choice and now you are stuck living with the consequences of that choice for the next seven years.

  89. 89

    Said by a federal judge as he issued his sentencing for a Jan. 6 Republican Terror Attack defendant:

    “You are a pawn in a game that’s played and directed by people who should know better.”

    I think one of the things the Biden White House ought to be paying attention to as they struggle with his polling numbers is the obviousness of this. When a federal judge states it this plainly into the record during open court, yet voters continue to watch Mark Meadows and Amy Kremer walking around free without a care, it has an effect.

    It might be very helpful for Garland to become more aggressive. The best way to do that imho would be to turn it all over to the right Special Counsel now and not later.

  90. 90

    Republican cope

    Trump’s 15% unemployment: “Learn to code!”

    Biden’s 6% inflation: “BENGHAAAAAAZIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAA!!!!”

  91. 91

    Given the current environment where Democrats are blocked from enacting election reform, I expect the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor who hires prostitutes to jerk him off with rubber gloves to be installed as president if he’s not in jail.

  92. 92

    Them’s the only tears I know how to boo-hoo, Joy.

    ‘Male White Tears’: Joy Reid Compares Kyle Rittenhouse To Brett Kavanaugh
    “They can Karen out and then as soon as they get caught, bring waterworks.”

    The same happened when Kavanaugh, a fellow white male, did so during his 2018 confirmation when pressed about his alleged sexual assault of Christine Blasey Ford when the two were in college.

    “His [Kavanaugh’s] tears turned out to be more powerful than the tears of Christine Blasey Ford,” said Reid on TikTok Thursday.

    “But in America, there’s a thing about both white vigilantism and white tears, particularly male white tears,” she added. “Really white tears in general, because, that’s what Karens are, right? They can Karen out and then as soon as they get caught, bring waterworks.”

    Every so often I read something particularly imbecilic written by The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, and I realize that he may very well have been watching the Joy Reid show when he concocted his idea. And it makes me realize that maybe it’s not really his fault.

    BTW Joy, it wasn’t BK’s tears that overpowered those of Blasey Ford. It was his evidence, and her lack thereof. And then there was Di-Fi’s choice to sit on her letter for three months before doing anything about it…

  94. 94

    Somebody should explain @ 93 to The Even Bigger Fucking Moron that SNL is not a real news network. It’s a set to make it appear to be a news network on TV.

    Like CNN and MSNBC, SNL is really just a joke.

  95. 95

    I need to come clean. During two trips, four separate instances, I crossed state lines this month.

    I am tormented by guilt for having done so. Where do I go to turn myself in for these crimes?

  96. 96

    The last 48 hours have provided Bill Maher with enough material to last an entire year.

  97. 97

    Enemy of the State is a very good movie.

    Tulsi Gabbard
    @TulsiGabbard
    ·
    7h
    The FBI tracked concerned parents using counterterrorism measures in the Patriot Act. Such abuse of power is why I’ve long advocated to get rid of the Patriot Act. AG Garland & anyone involved should resign or be fired. This politicization of the DOJ will destroy our democracy.

    One could do worse than to cast Regina King in lingerie.

  98. 98

    While California’s AG, she did everything she could to keep black men incarcerated.

    Vice President Kamala Harris
    @VP

    United States government official
    · Nov 19
    Today’s verdict speaks for itself. I’ve spent a majority of my career working to make our criminal justice system more equitable. It’s clear, there’s still a lot more work to do.

  99. 99

    Now that the Rittenhouse trial has been correctly decided we can turn our attention to Ghislaine Maxwell’s video evidence that Bill Clinton fucked minor girls in the ass while jetting around in Jeffrey Epstein’s plane.

    In Bill’s defense, his alternative at the time was Hillary, who hasn’t been physically appealing since the ’70s. Ewww.

  101. 101

    Heh.

    The Babylon Bee
    @TheBabylonBee
    ·
    Nov 20
    Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

  102. 102

    101. In the free and fair election. Biden is president, not the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor who hires prostitutes to jerk him off with rubber gloves. No matter how many times you recount the votes.

  103. 103

    87)Been hearing on line from veterans saying when they were in, with vaccines, it wasn’t a choice. Told in colorful language, to look at the boat as they used the injection gun on them.

  104. 104

    Q: What do minor children Nicholas Sandmann and Kyle Rittenhouse have in common?

    A: Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit lost, bigly, to each of them.

  105. 105

    100. To be fair, it’s very hard to murder with a basketball while it’s very easy to murder with a gun.

  106. 106

    Having been made @ 104 to look silly by two minor boys, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has begun training for his next fight. Negotiations are still ongoing, but his next opponent will be either JonBenet Ramsey or Natalee Holloway.

  107. 107

    99 is that the video evidence that’s on Hunter biden’s laptop that your friends in Colorado have?

  110. 110

    Heard on MSNBC, probably:

    Joseph Rosenbaum was the first to attempt to take Rittenhouse’s rifle away so that he could beat that white doughboy to death with it.

    In that sense, our JoJo was like Rosa Parks.

  112. 112

    @110 Which an unarmed individual is legally and morally entitled to do to anyone who points a rifle at him or someone else. The law calls it “self-defense.” A Second Amendment citizen is, of course, entitled to shoot the gunman.

  113. 113

    @109 White supremacists calling a white man a “nigga.” It’s to be expected. It’s who they are.

    That’s who you are, too, or you wouldn’t be posting it here.

  114. 114

    By the way, thanks for posting that. I’m going to use it on Handbill.

    I can’t determine whether the image is real. I suspect it’s fake. In which case, whoever disseminates that picture may find his ass getting sued by Rifle Coffee Company.

    I, of course, will post it with an appropriate disclaimer. Now, if you’ll excuse me for a few minutes, I have some work to do.

  116. 116

    But I’m not quite done yet. I still have to send an email. I’m going to notify Goldy that a certain somebody is using his blog to disseminate the “n” word.

  117. 117

    And if that image of a coffee product, using a real coffee company’s name, is a spoof — which I suspect it is — then posting it here (or anywhere) may be an actionable trademark infringement and commercial disparagement. Goldy might not want to be a party to that. Trolls who use his blog for that purpose might not continue to be welcome here. That’s up to him. I’m merely the rat informant.

  119. 119

    Donnie Jr. fancies himself a possible political candidate. He might be viable. After all only 50% of voters have average-or-better IQs.

  120. 120

    I recall reading about academic studies that concluded the best predicter of success in American society is who yyaour parents are.

    Awww… Too bad I wasn’t a disgraced, twice impeached, one termer, sex predator, many bankrupted repuke piece of shit.

    Or a misogynist washed up radiologist whose life destiny is trolling HA.. and childless piece of you know what..

    Kids are doing great by the way.. Looking forward to a pleasant get together on Thursday..

    yawwwwwwnnn..

  124. 124

    Reading some tax literature that my accountant’s office sends out…and it’s more apparent to me than ever before that Bob has no fucking clue what my AGI, and it’s more apparent that he fucked up so bad that he in no way shape or form can tell, that’s how clueless he is in life. He is a complete Dumbfuck.

  125. 125

    I think godly makes a few bucks every time Bob posts a comment. I’m sure Gold would thank him for letting him know

  127. 127

    An SUV driven at high speed plowed into a Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin. Hit a girls’ dance team. At least 30 injured. May be deliberate. Police say they recovered the vehicle and are searching for a “person of interest.”

  129. 129

    I wonder if y’all HA libbies will still be using Charlottesville as y’all’s go-to example of right-wing violence after everything shakes out from today’s incident.

    Maybe this one will be even more useful to y’all. Maybe this one will be what is brought up immediately the next time one of y’all use Charlottesville everyone who thinks different than y’all.

    Distance from Kenosha to Waukesha: 55 miles. Jus’ sayin’.

  130. 130

    This is as blatant an example of in-your-face white privilege as I believe I have ever seen:

    cityofwaukesha
    @CityofWaukesha
    The Christmas Parade is today, Sunday, November 21 at 4pm! We hope to see you there!

    If you aren’t able to make it in person, the parade will be live on the City’s Facebook page.

    #Waukesha #Waukesha125 #DowntownWaukesha

    Imagine you’re a leftist, and you just learned that Santa isn’t gonna bring you a life without the possibility of parole sentence for Kyle Rittenhouse.

    Then you see something like this waved in front of your face.

    What are you prepared to do, libbie? What are you prepared to do?

  131. 131

    @129 I’m prepared to wait for the facts of who did it and why.

    I see you’re not bothering.

  134. 134

    @130 You realize, don’t you, that you’re going to look awful stupid if the perp turns out not to be who you assume?

  135. 135

    Slept in for the Selection Show, but my EWU Eagles will play Northern Iowa Saturday in the FCS First Round at the Inferno.

  136. 136

    @133 Are you suggesting Doctor Dumbfuck may have something in common with the Waukesha perp? Asking for a relative who’s thinking of visiting Whidbey Island and is wondering if it’s safe.

  137. 137

    @129 “I wonder if y’all HA libbies will still be using Charlottesville as y’all’s go-to example of right-wing violence after everything shakes out from today’s incident.”

    Yes. And unlike your ilk, we won’t defend or make excuses for today’s horrific incident, or call the perp a martyr or hero.

  138. 138

    I am tormented by guilt for having done so. Where do I go to turn myself in for these crimes?

    Maybe you should be more focused on your permanently documented record of fabricating fake “FB friends from CO” in order to dupe lesser mouth breathers into avoiding a perfectly safe and wildly effective life saving vaccine.

    By some very conservative estimates about 100,000 of the COVID dead have disinformation like that to thank for their demise. It’s interesting to me to contemplate the volume and source of all that lying. And then try to estimate, as our system sadly does, what percentage of the blame belongs to which individuals. 100,000 dead Americans. That’s about twice the dead from the war in Vietnam. So a very significant number in comparison to other great tragedies.

    So what percentage is Bob’s disgraceful lying responsible for?
    1%?
    0.1%?
    0.01%

    Still leaves Bob a degenerate mass murderer.

  139. 139

    Does it really matter. The right can murder people, and then they want to start to referee a game that they instituted and cheat at with complete lawlessness. What do the dumbfucks think is going to happen.

  140. 140

    The right is clamoring for a civil war and when they get it they’ll blame the left for getting it. They have no scrooples.

    Maybe the driver was defending himself, someone scared the individual at the red light.

  141. 141

    Drugs don’t kill people. Drugs aren’t bad for society. People are bad for society

  142. 142

    You realize, don’t you, that you’re going to look awful stupid if the perp turns out not to be who you assume?

    He looks stupid everyday. The answer is no…a Dumbfuck can’t change being a Dumbfuck.

  144. 144

    A Dumbfuck is someone that says he knows something, like ones AGI, but has no clue and unable to say what it is.

    A Dumbfuck is someone that gets there news from a tweet, unfortunately for him, but fortunate for Us, that The FuckHump Pussy Grabber can’t tweet no more

  145. 145

    @143 I haven’t seen or heard that yet, but I saw a photo showing the driver is a white guy.

  146. 146

    Maybe the vehicle was trying to flee an AR-15 pointed at him, or felt threatened and was shook up and trying to get away. If he’s white that excuse will be good.

  150. 150

    “I’ve never been so afraid before. I just went to Waukesha with my SUV to see if I could provide security like any normal person does. But then the crowds of people came at me marching with trumpets and drums. It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before. They wouldn’t stop. They just kept marching and singing.

    I was terrified that if the mob of marchers got to me they might take away my truck and use it to kill me by running me down. So I did the only thing I could do to protect myself.”

  151. 151

    Bob disappeared for several hours this afternoon, but I think if horses could talk, he’d have an alibi.

  152. 152

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit:

    I’m prepared to wait for the facts of who did it and why.

    Also Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit:

    … the driver is a white guy.

    39 minutes between his spews.

  153. 153

    Sunday, San Diego opened another extension of the first modern US LRT line. The Mid Coast extension of the Blue Line cost about $2 Billion, a far cry from the original line, but there were several reasons it was so cheap then. One was it was built as a single track line(although demand led it to be double tracked immediately), and Right of Way acquisition was cheap because they were using the right of way of a railroad damaged by a hurricane (railroad got to use it at night for freight, a win-win). LA tried to copy it, using the right of way of the last Pacific Electric line to be abandoned, but costs escalated in part, because the MTA’s fore-runner, couldn’t say no when communities demanded grade separations.

    https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/its-finally-here-riders-take-first-trips-on-trolley-extension-with-9-new-stops/

  154. 154

    Lonely, violent, emotionally disturbed MAGAteen on Tucker last night:

    “I support the BLM movement”

    Hasn’t been seen or heard from since.
    Possibly in hiding with missing Chinese tennis star.

  156. 156

    What are you prepared to do, libbie? What are you prepared to do?

    Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈
    @MrAndyNgo
    ·
    15m
    Mary Lemanski, the social media manager for the Democratic Party of DuPage County, Illinois, says the deadly #Waukesha Christmas parade incident is karma.

    “The blood of Kyle Rittenhouse’s victims is on the hands of Wisconsin citizens, even the children.”

    I guess this means the blood of the five dead (so far) is on the hands of people like Toure and Joy Reid, too.

  157. 157

    Dude has a social media post about running people over.

    Suzanne Spencer
    @suzspencertv
    ·
    1h
    JUST IN: The
    @AP
    confirms Darrell Brooks was taken into custody following the deadly Waukesha parade. Police have not yet identified the person of interest they took into custody.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  158. 158

    POS.

    Gothamist
    @Gothamist
    ·
    1h
    BREAKING: New York State Assembly releases report that finds Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed multiple women, used state resources in violation of state ethics laws and withheld information regarding the deaths of nursing home residents from COVID.

    And CNN cheered him on while he was doing all of this.

  159. 159

    @158. Did CNN know about it? That’s the important question. What did they know and when did they know it?

  161. 161

    @152 “the driver is a white guy” is not what I said.

    I said, “I saw a photo showing the driver is a white guy,” which is true and unrefuted by you.

    Get back to us when you figure out the fucking difference, stupe.

  162. 162

    @156 And here we have HA’s chief troll and apologist for GOP subversives, liars, and ranters whining about a Democratic idiot bloviating through her ass about the Waukesha tragedy.

    Coming from someone who bloviates through his ass, and defends wind-blowing bloviators through their asses, all the time it comes across as a little hollow.

    Yes, she’s an ass. You’re simply the wrong bloviator to call her out. Someone more reputable than you should call her out.

  163. 163

    @157 I don’t see anything here other than someone named Suzanne Spencer highlighting an AP report naming a suspect not yet ID’d by police. What’s the point?

  164. 164

    @158 “And CNN cheered him on while he was doing all of this.”

    Kinda like you did as to another grifting sexual predator.

  165. 165

    @160 She should. Probably will. And maybe the next day get a job working for a Republican congressman, a group who aren’t known to have any hiring standards …

  167. 167

    I’m just going to assume that as usual Desperately Poor Bobby got way out over his skis again, with plenty of bigotry in the mix.

    What happened?
    Will bob survive?
    Will he still vote Trump in 2024?
    If we all agree to be nice to him and stop pointing it out to him when he tells lies and says racist shit do you think he’ll vote for Joe Biden?

    Do I care?

  169. 169

    @167 He may be out looking for a BLM crowd to ride his horse into. Sending peaceful demonstrators for preservation of innocent human life from wanton police violence sprawling on the pavement is what his ilk love to do more than almost anything else except fucking farm animals and children. I’m not saying he does that; I’m only saying he aligns himself with people who do.

  170. 170

    “BLM” is now slang for “black guy driving fast while fleeing police.”
    Also for shoplifter gangs looting stores.
    And all forms of white disadvantage.

  171. 171

    Praise deathsantis!

    Florida clears Groveland Four of 1949 rape of white woman

    Hmmmm.. 1949.. ’bout fucking time I think. Heh. Our always seriously deranged misogynist troll will now take a victory lap for its mancrush..

    After all, deathsantis granted pardons – to two dead men.. Wow what compassionate klownservaticism.. so impressed. heh. the freak earned its nickname with that one.

  172. 172

    And all forms of white disadvantage.

    BLM is responsible for the capillary farm Bob has been growing on his nose for the past five years.

  174. 174

    @ 170

    …while fleeing police.

    He wasn’t being pursued.

    He also wasn’t @ 145 white.

    Not that you’ve ever let facts get in the way of your bloviating dumbfuck commentary, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  175. 175

    Not at the White House: Hunter Biden’s bastard son.

    Emily Goodin
    @Emilylgoodin
    ·
    3h
    Hunter Biden is at White House Christmas Tree arrival with Melissa and baby Beau. Jill Biden broke off a piece of tree to give baby Beau – along with a kiss

    The son whose mother was forced to take legal action in order to compel Hunter Biden to admit paternity and to take the smallest bit of financial responsibility.

  178. 178

    177,
    He was the chosen one.

    At least until he wasn’t.

    How personally demoralizing it must be to be a Trumpublican like that.

  179. 179

    @174 I never said he was white. I said I saw a photo showing the driver is a white guy. Of course I don’t expect an idiot to know the difference.

  180. 180

    @177, 178 He co-authored a book about fighting in Afghanistan which made him a hero to people who gobble up combat stories. Probably has PTSD. Probably pleaded with the judge that PTSD made him do it. But not every veteran with PTSD beats the crap out of his wife; in fact, most don’t. So, something else made him do it. Republican ideology? I’m merely asking on behalf of his next girlfriend.

  181. 181

    Dude’s got a history of Warnocking.

    According to court records, on Nov. 2, Brooks knocked on the door of a woman staying at a Milwaukee hotel, yelling profanities. She opened the door and tried to walk past him, but he snatched her phone and drove off, records say.

    The woman was later walking toward a gas station when Brooks pulled up alongside her and demanded she get in the car, the criminal complaint said.

    When she refused, he punched her in the face and then as she walked away through the gas station parking lot until Brooks ran her over his vehicle, a 2010 maroon Ford Escape, the complaint says.

    What he learned from this prior event is that to do serious damage he has to drive much more quickly, as he demonstrated yesterday.

  182. 182

    How conservatives think:

    White people rioting because their candidate lost an election is okay.
    Black people rioting because cops keep murdering them is not okay.
    Critical Race Theory explaining this disparity as systemic racism is “indoctrinating white kids to hate themselves and their parents.”

  183. 183

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, in Parnell’s book did he use the term “gooks” like you did? Or, because it’s Afghanistan, maybe he used the term “towelheads”, like you did.

    I’m asking on your behalf, as you apparently are HA’s self-designated tattler. Because someone should chase down those old HA spews of yours and delete them due to offensive language, too, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Also Steve’s liberal use of the n-word in past spews, but I digress. Steve’s gone woken and broken.

  184. 184

    @ 177, 178

    He may have saved his party from being Cunningham’d, or worse.

    No worse than John Edwards, because at least there may be a plausible excuse for his behavior.

    I don’t think that Tom Carper could claim military-related PTSD for his history of spousal abuse, either.

    Dem Senator Tom Carper Admitted to Giving His Ex-Wife a Black Eye

    It’s good that Parnell is out this early.

    Keep rockin’,

    Tony

  185. 185

    Toni Morrison is CRT…
    Ken Burns is CRT…
    Spike Lee is CRT..
    “The Wire” is CRT
    MLK’s “I have a dream” speech is CRT..
    MLK Day is CRT… drumpf and its repuke minions will rescind it.
    Juneteenth is CRT.. Ditto..
    Any images/documentation of necktie parties is CRT
    Any images/documentation of the Tulsa Massacre is CRT
    The word “redlining” is CRT..
    Slavery reparations is CRT (Sorry poodebutt, you’re out of luck)
    The emancipation proclamation is CRT (Lincoln was a cuck).
    The Gettysburg Address is CRT..
    The 13th amendment is CRT..
    It goes on and on and on and on…

    What’s next? The Diary of Anne Frank?

  187. 187

    Heh. These two old stalwarts of the days of “endless war” have resigned from Faux Snooze.

    https://www.inquirer.com/entertainment/tv/fox-news-tucker-carlson-jonah-goldberg-stephen-hayes-resign-quit-20211122.html

    Awwwww. If they wanted to stay they’d have to tow the Tucker kraphead Karlson klownspiratorial, white nationalist, big lie, make shit up all the time line.

    Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran just can’t rise above that noise.

    triggerin’ and Pwnin’ teh libs have replaced liberal fascism.. Sad.. those were the days…

  188. 188

    @ 185

    MLK Day is CRT… drumpf and its repuke minions will rescind it.

    Not until 2027.

    Documents describing secret FBI recordingsallege Martin Luther King Jr. had affairs with 40 women and watched on as a pastor raped a woman in the 1960s, a new report said.

    According to London’s The Times, an article written by the King biographer David Garrow and set to be published in the June edition of the UK magazine Standpoint details newly released FBI memos that discuss the tapes.

    The tapes — sealed until 2027 in the US National Archives — hold recordings from bugs placed in hotel rooms King used in the 1960s, when they suspected his aide Stanley Levison was a Communist.

    The King Center declined to comment on the report.

    2028 at the latest. Just as President DeSantis kicks off his re-election campaign.

  190. 190

    @ 187

    triggerin’ and Pwnin’ teh libs have replaced liberal fascism.

    Those are fun, I’ll admit.

    Even more fun is replacing liberal SCOTUS justices with conservative ones.

  191. 191

    180,
    Judge’s first duty is to the children.

    PTSD isn’t going to regrow teeth when Senator Daddy punches them out with his Ranger Ring.

    Children are never safe around Republicans.

  192. 192

    I see. It was the Ford Escape’s fault.

    The Associated Press
    @AP
    · 6h
    At least six children injured when an SUV plowed through a Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin are listed in critical condition. Five people have died and over 40 were injured in the tragedy Sunday. http://apne.ws/xAz26p4

  193. 193

    President DeSantis kicks off his re-election campaign.

    Puttin’ the cart before the horse..

    First it’s gotta get past Tulsi’s participation in a gay-bashing cult (shouldn’t be too much of an issue) and touting her international diplomacy with Assad (very “popular” with FL retirees).

    AMIRITE? Your the one who’s so infatuated with Tulsi. You put her next to every repuke you like. Heh. Too funny.

    Final stake in the heart of repuke endless war.. maybe..

  195. 195

    Steve’s gone woken and broken.

    As usual, you’re slow on the uptake. I find your low IQ stupidity to be exceedingly boring and no longer worth my time. I also see through your pathetic store-bought manhood and what I see is nothing but a pathetic construct, with the pickup trucks and horses being nothing but inadequate affectations which do not reflect that which is your true unmanly existence. How it must suck to be you.

    Thanks for the offer of free rent to live in your head, but I decline. Insufficient cranial space. Obviously.

    God bless Gman and God bless America.

  196. 196

    192,
    6 hours old.

    Passive voice is commonly used either when reporting before official details have been confirmed by investigators OR whenever white police officers sport-murder an unarmed black man… or female child… or dog.

  198. 198

    I refuse to acknowledge any post from a purported “Steve” that does not include a tired RawStory link.

    Glad you’re OK.

  199. 199

    Yours truly understands that violent magateen had a 2 million dollar defense fund and hired OJ Simpson’s jury consultant..

    Does this mean that violent magateen is now free to find “the real killer”?

    The search begins with tuckem’s exclusive interview with violent magateen and will continue through the “arm wrestling match” between insurrectionist Gosar and sugar daddy Gaetz.

  202. 202

    I read comments backwards sometimes.

    Thanks Steve, God Bless you. It is good to know you are ok.

  204. 204

    Yours truly understands that violent magateen had a 2 million dollar defense fund and hired OJ Simpson’s jury consultant..

    Needless to say, Jaleel Stallings did not.

    Also unlike the lonely, violent, emotionally disturbed MAGAteen, Mr. Stallings, upon surrendering to police, was beaten mercilessly for over ten minutes. For fun, of course.

    https://www.startribune.com/man-cleared-of-unknowingly-firing-at-minneapolis-officers-in-self-defense-files-lawsuit/600110952/?refresh=false

  205. 205

    You got love Bob asking someone what they are prepared to do and in bold. What a fraud he is.

  208. 208

    Glib “smarminess” aside, it’s a good idea to watch the Stallings arrest video carefully:

    https://www.startribune.com/man-cleared-of-unknowingly-firing-at-minneapolis-officers-in-self-defense-files-lawsuit/600110952/

    Notice that as he is fully cooperating and surrendering to them without resistance they are kicking him in the face and orbital sockets with their combat boots, kneeing him in the neck and groin, beating him with clubs and punching him repeatedly. As they do this they are commanding him to put his hands behind his back. Reflexively, Stallings attempts to protect his vulnerable areas from the ongoing beatings using his hands. MPD officers would later falsify in their reports that he was resisting and refusing to obey.

    Every single one of the officers involved in these arrests included serious, materially false statements in their sworn affidavits supporting the arrests.

    They are all still working as MPD, still patrolling mostly poor, non-white neighborhoods, still doling out beatings for fun.

    Prosecutors who charged and tried Stallings were caught withholding evidence, including portions of the video you just watched – the part showing the police planning their attack on Stallings and the part showing the police beating him while he was surrendering to them.

    Those prosecutors are still on the job, lying to judges, withholding evidence, protecting corrupt, violent, murderous police, and trying (usually with great success) to put innocent black men in jail.

    Bob thinks he’s figured out what’s wrong in Minneapolis.
    As always, he’s wrong again.

  209. 209

    @ 208

    I see no justification for what the LE did. It’s probably not fun to get shot at but keeping control of anger is part of a cop’s job.

    It’s a good thing those cops didn’t have skateboards to hit him with.

    Everyone has to take a beating sometimes. I think I may have heard that on video somewhere last week.

  210. 210

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 179:

    I never said he was white. I said I saw a photo showing the driver is a white guy.

    The words of a catheter-shitting, hair-splitting dumbfuck.

  211. 211

    I see no justification for what the LE did.

    Hmmmm.. Sure???

    It’s probably not fun to getFriday shot at

    Even by someone in self-defense. Who’d a thunk it?

    but keeping control of anger is part of a cop’s job.

    Now don’t go putting more burdens on LE dimfuk. Protecting and Serving is hard work.

    It’s a good thing those cops didn’t have skateboards to hit him with.

    Now here it comes…

    Everyone has to take a beating sometimes.

    Dimfuk.. Hide! ANTIFA BUS! BOO!

  212. 212

    185)Don’t give them any ideas. By the way, is Anne Frank’s Step-sister still alive. If they do try to say that is CRT, she may need to educate them.

  214. 214

    @183 Getting one of your racist posts deleted isn’t the end of your world, crybaby.

  215. 215

    @183 Getting one of your racist posts deleted isn’t the end of your world, crybaby.

  216. 216

    @185 Of course DAF is on their ban list. Anything reminding them they’re racist assholes is CRT.

  217. 217

    @188 Civil rights leaders aren’t allowed sex?

    Btw, why aren’t conservatives (and you) howling in protest against this government intrusion into someone’s private life?

  219. 219

    @192 Well, if that’s the case, why hasn’t the Ford Escape been charged with a crime?

  220. 220

    @193 He’s tired of the horse, wants a woman, and thinks maybe he has a chance with Tulsi.

  225. 225

    @209 “Everyone has to take a beating sometimes. I think I may have heard that on video somewhere last week.”

    Not really, and your mother should take that video away from you.

  228. 228

    209,

    I see no justification for what the LE did.

    Any “justification” for MPD senior commanders planning an operation that sent police LARPing as soldiers in an unmarked van to “shoot on sight”?
    Any “justification” for the hundreds of material acts of sworn perjury that followed?
    Any “justification” for initially denying Stallings the medical treatment he needed thanks to the beating he “had to take”?
    Any “justification” for police monitoring his conversations with doctors and nurses and responding to questions on his behalf?
    Any “justification” for any of the charges brought by Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman?
    Any “justification” for Mike Freeman simply refusing to conduct any kind of investigation into the operation or the arrest?
    Any “justification” for Freeman refusing to investigate his own prosecutors for multiple Brady violations they committed during Stallings’ trial?

    Bob, as so many millions of people have been trying to get you to understand for the past six years, if you are looking for “justification” for all this madness you are looking for the wrong thing. At the end of the day it is a system run amok, institutionally blood drunk on dehumanizing and debasing mostly black men in order to allay the crippling fears of majority whites. Until enough white people like you agree to really look at it and see it for what it is, rather than searching for “justification”, people will continue to be out in the streets just like they were the night Kyle Rittenhouse shot three of them.

  229. 229

    210,
    You insisted that Brooks wasn’t being pursued by police.

    Learn the lesson. Hot takes can wait. They still be there, just as hot after the facts have come in.

    Race appears to play no role in the incident.
    Overly aggressive police work definitely might.
    Ask any of the thousands of attorneys now camping outside the homes of grieving family members.

    Best to probably chalk the whole thing up to “collateral damage” in the “war on crime”.
    Or risk having to admit that more cops equals less safe.

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