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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/28/24, 9:58 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп the Savior ♬
  • Robert Reich: Why Трамп is partnering with Christian Nationalists
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Pandering Candidates ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares to debate Joe Biden
  • The Daily Show: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog unloads on undecided voters
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Hannibal Lecter—The Dotard’s greatest hits ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: Biden vs Трамп! Let’s Get Ready to RUMBLE! Press conferences!
  • Jon Stewart’s Debate analysis: Трамп’s blatant lies and Biden’s senior moments
  • Rachel Maddow and Stephanie Ruhle blow up myth of big business support for Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Presidential pickleball debate—President Joe Biden and former President Dotard Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ On Watching the Biden/Трамп Debate ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates his debate win over Joe Biden
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Biden’s disastrous debate panic
  • Alicia Menendez: Inside Трамп’s pre-debate panic
  • Stella Magz: Does Lauren Boebert have a chance?
  • Robert Reich and Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп would take a wrecking ball to our economy
  • Sarah Cooper: How to Boat
  • Tommy Campbell: The Dotard’s dirty debate prep revealed
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Always Look on the Bright Side (of the Debate) ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell rambles about sharks not living in lakes at Wisconsin rally
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s final debate prep
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jacked Up versus Dumbed Down, the Biden/Трамп Debate ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Purpose of A System Is What It Does ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: We live in a country where most commentators declared the liar the debate winner
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп calls a Black barber shop
  • The Daily Show: Трамп accuses Biden of drug use ahead of debate & says “refuttal”
  • Rachel Maddow: American voters punish Republicans for Supreme Court’s revocation of abortion rights

Robert Reich: Why the “Fee Market” isn’t really free (10 economic myths debunked #5)

The Cult Of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania: Dinner date with Bill Gates
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Ballard of Vagina Neck Gulch ♬—Трамп Show 54 w/ AI co-host Lauren Boebert, debate prep, Kari Lake
  • The Other Brother: ♫ On Top of Трамп Tower ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania meets King Charles
  • RightPlight: BBC Presents, The MAGA Morons of America [Episode 3]
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says you can’t call him a FELON!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bad Sneakers Boebert Edition ♬:

  • Jiminy Glick’s ♫ Musical salute to the Felon Von Shitzenpantz ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Bannon imprisonment threatens to hobble MAGA movement at key time
  • Jabari Jones: AI Ted Cruz—Dinner date with Melania
  • Gordon Lustig: ♫ Alito Shuffle ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Man Who Never Returned ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Blasting Louisiana’s Ten Commandments law
  • Jabari Jones: Defense motions
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Snowflake Трампers—Fuhh Your Feelings ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ A Lil Slow sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania’s dinner date with Kim Jong Un
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: “She is not up to the task”—Трамп’s favorite judge shows her bias again
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania finds her dream man
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Breasts of Lauren Bobo ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Just when you thought Трампers couldn’t get any lower ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania—Dinner date with Elon

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/28/24, 8:16 am

– After having not watched the debate, I am still firmly in the Biden camp.

– Moar sidewalks, but you know, actually fund them.

– Moar CARE Program.

– There are too many killer cops. Prosecute them all.

– Anyway please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible .

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/26/24, 8:44 am

Jesus, man. SPD arresting people for writing “peaceful protest” and “fuck SPS” in chalk. Of course it’s for their viewpoint rather than some anti-chalk stance. Chalk. Fucking arrested people for goddam chalk at the height of the pandemic. $680,000 seems like a small amount for 4 people.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/25/24, 5:31 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for an evening of conversations over a drink. And, in preparation for Thursday night, you REALLY need a drink!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/24/24, 8:26 am

Good morning to everyone except the jerks with initiatives targeting LGBT folks. Stop being jerks, you big ol’ jerks. At least they’re losing in court, like a bunch of jerks.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/21/24, 4:15 pm

NYTimes: Nuclear testing victims speak out—“I have poison in my blood”

Electile Dysfunction, 2024:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп seeks Black support & posts nasty Father’s Day message
  • Stephen: Трамп tries being nice & Vermont’s Watergate
  • Mark Fiore: Sootstorm!
  • NowThis: A dramatic reading of Трамп’s MAGA campaign events
  • The Late Show: ♫ That’s Not His Name ♬
  • Dark Brandon: Biden-Harris Administration’s transformative legacy—Reshaping America’s future
  • Jordan Klepper vs. Трампers at first post-felony conviction rally
  • Seth Meyers: Biden takes lead in FAUX News poll and Трамп & Faux claim Biden will be on drugs at debate
  • NowThis: A breakdown of Project 2025 & why you should be worried
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп and Biden gear up to debate, Louisiana puts Ten Commandments in schools & Santos on OnlyFans
  • Stephen: Jon Lovett (Pod Save America) pitches some zingers for Biden to use at the first debate
  • John Oliver: Трамп’s second term:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is proposing the “worst economic policy in U.S. history”
  • Steve Shives: Трамп proves Republicans are the real moral relativists
  • NowThis: Трамп vs. Biden—Let’s compare the facts
  • Joy Reid: Exposing Трамп’s “Black church” deception—The cynical, hidden agenda
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Biden is old, but Трамп’s a jerk (who is old) ♬
  • Stephen: A birthday to ignore & The Трамп vs. Milwaukee & CEOs worry about Трамп’s brain
  • Jimmy Kimmel: New Трамп tell-all details unhinged behavior & FAUX News making excuses in case Biden wins debate
  • BobLevin’s Videos: Трамп and Epstein—Two peas in a pod!
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Milwaukee Blues ♬
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard stuns CEOs with $1 billion quid pro quo & lies about Biden’s insulin price cap
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Conspiracy theory roundtable
  • NowThis: Project 2025 is a fundamental issue in the 2024 election
  • Rachel Maddow: “The end of politics”—How to make sense of the new Трамп campaign
  • Jon Stewart debunks GOP’s city crime narrative
  • Stephen: FAUX News poll puts Biden ahead & the meme debate looms & RFK Jr. is a bird guy

Jimmy Kimmel: The Week in Unnecessary Censorship

The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трампism means “never having to say you’re sorry for being stupid”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Advice for Judge Merchan—Lock Him Up! ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ They Despise Him ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп (“All the best people!”) spiritual advisor admits to sexually abusing 12-year-old girl
  • Right Plight: BBC Presents—The MAGA morons of America (Episode 2)
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s favorite casino game revealed
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ I Don’t Know Why They Love Him ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Trying to Make America Great by Making Americans Horrible ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Lindell deposed and MAGA media misleads with cropped Biden video
  • J-L Cauvin: Dotard Jr. wishes his father a Happy Father’s Day
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ One Last Birthday Song for Трамп ♬
  • LegalEagle: Alex Jones loses his personal fortune in bankruptcy
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп glitches, gets Ronny Jackson’s name wrong while bragging about cognitive test
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has done more for Black Americans than anyone & Don Jr’s weird “Joe Biden” voice
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Electrical Canoe ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: How Трамп turned the GOP into the “pro-crime party”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Doctor Reveals, Трамп Has Potato Blight! ♬
  • The Other Brother: Orange Man
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Father’s Day memories
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s Tiny White Balls return Трамп Show 53 w/AI cohost Lauren Boebert, RFK Jr worm and MORE
  • Liberal Redneck: How bad is Трамп’s whole brain situation?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Night I First Heard About Marjorie Taylor Greene ♬:

  • Right Plight: BBC Presents—The MAGA morons of America (Episode 3)
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ The Crockettes sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert hires handy lawyer while candidate grilled over abortion
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fathers Day and Crappy Dads, Like Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard asks for one thing for Father’s Day

Robert Reich: How legalized bribery works in America

The Fauci Files:

  • Rachel Maddow: Dr. Fauci exemplifies the Трамп Republican war on expertise
  • Stephen: Vitriol and pure hostility”—Dr. Fauci on the politicization of science
  • Stephen: “We got along well early on”—Dr. Fauci on his relationship with The Dotard Трамп
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: It’s time to thank Dr. Fauci for saving millions upon millions of lives
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Dr. Fauci reflects on the advice Pres. Obama gave him
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s failure & dangerous lies—Dr. Fauci on bleach, lab leak & WH lessons

Lauren Mayer: ♫ In A World of Ted Nugents, Be A Dolly Parton ♬

Robert Reich: When the KKK murdered my childhood friend

Supremely Fucked:

  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Wouldn’t It Be Neato? ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Ex-SCOTUS clerk aserts “Something is rotten at the court”
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about the courts:

  • Joy Reid and Robert Reich: The Supreme Court made it easier to union bash
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about corrupt Justices Alito and Thomas
  • Chris Hayes: Elie Mystal shreds far-right Supreme Court, “They’re on a revenge tour”

Vice News: On the fringes—Life after eviction in America

NowThis: What would you give up for billionaires to pay less taxes?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/21/24, 9:46 am

– The work of decarbonizing continues.

– Good settlement for the Swinomish. Don’t trespass on tribal land.

– Diaz isn’t helping himself.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/18/24, 1:56 pm

DLBottleYou are invited to stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally tonight. Join us for informal conversation over a beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/17/24, 8:35 am

Since I missed Friday, and Wednesday was short, you would think this Open Thread would be particularly long or insightful. You would think.

– Yay for e-bikes on trails.

– Yay for urban gardens.

– Yay for financial statements on garbage initiatives.

– Boo to Burien.

– Yay for getting vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/14/24, 10:52 pm

Jordan Klepper: Hunter Biden convicted, Alito’s wife caught on tape talking flags, and more political news

Electile Dysfunction, 2024:

  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—The Dotard flip flops on mail-in ballots
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп visits Republicans in Washington, sells fake cheap bibles & Mitch McConnell has no spine
  • Bob Levin’s Videos: ♫ Трамп—Revenge and retribution music video ♬
  • NowThis: Your vote is more important than you think
  • Jabari Jones: AI Dotard makes speech to House Republicans
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Dotard Трамп is Back in Town ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп cognitive decline increasingly difficult to conceal despite setting low bar
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Just TWO WEEKS Away from Solving ALL of Life’s Problems ♬
  • Troy Iwata: Humiliation kinks get political in advance of the 2024 election
  • Joy Reid: Republicans gush over a Capitol Hill visit from a terrorist
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s Jan 6 Capitol reunion & SCOTUS’s vote to protect abortion pill
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп just proposed “one of the most deranged policies” all of time
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Wisconsinite responds to The Dotard ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Voting Blue ♬:

  • Joy Reid: Fake news on Biden’s age pumped through local outlets by right-wing controlled Sinclair
  • Rachel Maddow: How Republicans are using one state as a testing ground for hijacking an election for Трамп
  • Ari Melber: Трамп jail time? Трамп faces probation officer in felon ritual
  • Stephen: Трамп’s top VP picks & Clarence Thomas’s shocking grift
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: History is like shampoo
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп turns 78 years old & parasites kiss his ass in D.C.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why I’d Never Back a Трамп ♬
  • NowThis: A detailed list of The Dotard’s failures as President
  • Lawrence: Fawning Republicans craving time with Трамп welcome him back to Cap Hill
  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—Your big crowds don’t mean what you think they do
  • NowThis: Project 2025 aims to remove U.S. checks & balances
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп meets with his probation officer & goes on unhinged shark rant at Vegas rally
  • ActTV: Трамп assaults women and lies to your face!
  • Chris Hayes: “Drunk uncle”—Трамп rants and raves at Republican “pep rally” on Capitol Hill
  • Joy Reid: “Moral collapse”—Republicans slammed for hosting Трамп’s first Capitol Hill visit since Jan. 6
  • Rachel Maddow: Harbinger for 2024? Shocking European elections eyed for U.S. election foreshadowing
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I don’t care about you!
  • Ari Melber: See the secret comeback powering Трамп’s swing state nightmare
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп’s an Ugly Man ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s bullshit rally, “I don’t care about you. I just want your vote” & MTG says Трамп is like Jesus

Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart smashes the myth of corporate morality in pride, BLM, and beyond

The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: Pres. Biden won’t pardon Hunter & Трамп goes after Taylor Swift & Martha-Ann Alito’s flag fetish
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Susan DuBois sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Stella Magz: Conservatives love to compare apples to…not even oranges!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Probation officer meeting
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Dotard Трамп Is A Loser ♬
  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—Трамп’s MAGA world goes directly to jail
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ 3Volved sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Alex Wagner: A good week for reality, a bad week for the Big Lie
  • Right Plight: BBC presents—The MAGA morons of America
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Every Cult Needs A Song ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ T’Kashé sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Desperate Mike Lindell launches sweepstakes, will he pay out?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп meets with probation officer after bizarre rally rant about sharks
  • The Late Show: Dr. Phil fawns over Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims the Navy SEALs are too woke now
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Snowflakes! ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Dino Bartin sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп rants about shark attacks, Jimmy upsets FAUX News & Hunter Biden found guilty on 3 counts
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп birthday special w/ AI cohost Lauren Boebert & Byron Donalds
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Song For an Elderly, First-time Offender ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Advice for Former Трамп Cultists ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Frankie Cilantro sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп makes first visit to Capitol Hill since Jan. 6, asks GOP to overturn conviction
  • NowThis: Conservatives are coming for contraception
  • Stella Magz: It’s your birthday, Dotard
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Stacey L. sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Sleepin’ in the Courtroom ♬
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s golf courses offer alcohol alternatives
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Crying (Alex Jones) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrating his birthday at Applebee’s
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s shark electrocution rant has supporters jumping ship
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ L.ush H.armony G.low sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬

John Oliver: Deep-sea mining

Supremely Fucked (Up):

  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ (A Little Ditty About) Sam & Martha-Ann ♬
  • Alex Wagner: As mask slips on Supreme Court bias, radical Christian agenda comes into focus
  • Joy Reid: “I’m gonna get them”—Supreme Court Justice Alito’s wife targets media in bombshell secret audio
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “This is how I Satisfy Myself” (the Martha-Ann Alito song) ♬
  • Alex Wagner: How the Supreme Court is setting the U.S. up for a major transformation this month
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: What did Mrs. Alito mean when invoking being German to those who come after her?
  • Ali Velshi: “He’s lost the thread”—Chief Justice Roberts “out in the wind” amid conservative supermajority
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Justice Clarence Thomas ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Neighbor who clashed with Justice Alito’s wife reacts to undercover audio of her ranting about flags
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ginni Loves Clarence (and Clarence Loves Cash) ♬
  • Ari Melber: Exposed! NRA’s “fraud” in SCOTUS guns ruling broken down

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

DOJ Weaponized (And Sometimes The GOP Is OK With Infringing On The Right To Bear Arms):

  • Stella Magz: Hunter Biden found GUILTY!!!!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Hunter Biden verdict
  • The Daily Show: FAUX News on Hunter Biden’s verdict but make the footage Трамп
  • Christopher Titus: Hunter Biden… ALSO GUILTY AF? Let’s compare!
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Hunter Biden has been found guilty in federal gun trial
  • Jordan Klepper: Hunter Biden verdict ignites GOP conspiracies & hot dog eating champ can’t compete
  • Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Hunter Biden
  • Seth Meyers: Hunter Biden verdict blows up MAGA Ccnspiracy theory about Трамп’s crimes
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Jill Biden is “fake support” for Hunter Biden
  • Liberal Redneck: Did Joe Biden prosecute his own son?

Ali Velshi: State courts pick up where SCOTUS fails

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Wednesday Update

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/12/24, 8:38 am

WordPress ate my last post, so here it is again.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/11/24, 5:30 pm

DLBottleJoin us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for an evening of political conversation and good cheer over a drink. All are welcome.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/10/24, 8:31 am

– Man, we have too many dipshits with guns.

– So many dipshits with guns.

– Dipshits who demonstrated that they are not responsible gun owners want guns.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/7/24, 11:05 pm

Jon Stewart tackles climate change over the years

Chris Hayes: How Joe Biden broke OPEC and rewrote the rules for oil trading

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Stella Magz: Let’s talk about Joe Biden’s executive order
  • Stephen: Biden honors WWII vets & Трамп warns kids about drugs and cigarettes
  • Dark Brandon: Caught
  • NowThis: Трамп vs. Biden—Dog breeds and their 2024 election picks
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s massive flip-flop on mail-in-voting & right wingers spew poison for pride
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Preparing Your Pet for Higher Office ♬
  • Seth Meyers: RNC makes plans for Трамп to accept nomination from jail, GOP demands revenge
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп didn’t understand D-Day’s “bravery and devotion to duty”
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ I’m never voting Red again ♬:

  • Stephen: WSJ Shocker—Joe Biden is old & GOP unhappy with asylum order & RNC mistakes Milwaukee for Vietnam
  • Ari Melber: Jail or dictator? See Ari Melber’s breakdown on Трамп & Bannon reupping retribution vows
  • Seth Meyers: Majority of independents want Трамп to drop out after guilty verdict & MTG melts down
  • Jon Stewart assures young voters that their voice matters
  • Ronny Chieng: Biden honors D-day, Трамп vets VPs & GOP attacks pride
  • Chris Hayes: Hayes shreds Трамп’s “truly appalling” threat to keep Evan Gershkovich hostage
  • Stephen: If Biden wins & Трамп’s “relationship” with God

The Daily Show: What the deep state is hiding in spelling bees—Project Conspiracy

Jimmy Kimmel: Vice President Kamala Harris on protecting reproductive rights, Трамп’s guilty verdict & health care

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: Was Mike Lindell Minnesota’s biggest dealer? Scotland shuts Трамп out
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans’ pledge of allegiance is a lie. Their allegiance is to Трамп
  • John Fugelsang: Breaking Bannon
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Brother Jenkins sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Republicans hatch new legislative scheme to save Трамп from state criminal prosecutions
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп—Convicted felon. Now what?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Melania ♬
  • Mark Fiore: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
  • Dark Brandon: President poopy pants or?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard delivers a strong D-Day & Father’s Day message
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Creating Jobs by Creating Crimes ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ginni Ginni (Thomas) ♬:

  • Joy Reid: Трамп begs Supreme Court cronies to intervene before hush money sentencing
  • Seth Meyers: Hysterical Трамп faces jail time after guilty verdict, FAUX News predicts “revolution”
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s threats and bluster fail to intimidate Americans who see guilty verdict as reasonable
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп literally foaming at the mouth & he loses his gun license
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Riker’s Island Jail ♬
  • Dark Brandon: Still standing by their man—MAGA on Трамп’s felony case
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is losing his guns
  • Parody Project: Lie, Lie, Lie
  • Stephen: Трамп is a convicted felon and definitely “didn’t” Say “Lock her up”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Wins Popular Vote! (of the jury) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Graybar Hotel ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Guilty—See historic Трамп verdict and Трамп’s jail outlook
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trailer-House Трамп on Parole ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп rolling tombstone skit
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I’m going to prison
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Catt Wilkes sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • BobLevin’s Videos: ♫ Ivana Трамп and Donald ♬
  • The Late Show: Disney World updates The Hall Of Presidents after Трамп’s conviction
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song about a Convicted Felon, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: MAGA faithful protest Трамп verdict with upside-down flags & Lauren Boebert confronted during debate
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп & ScaredKetchup in prison, w/AI co-host Lauren Boebert, fraud trial guilty memes & MORE!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ She’s in the Doghouse Now ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Watch an under oath Dr. Fauci destroy MAGA Republicans’ Covid lies
  • Right Plight: BBC Presents the MAGA morons of America
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Short Song about Representative Nancy Mace ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ She Got The Flagpole / We Got The Shaft ♬:

  • LegalEagle: Why Трамп is guilty of 34 felony counts
  • J-L Cauvin: Dotard Jr. loses it over Hunter Biden’s jury
  • The Late Show: Why the GOP hates contraception
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ The Melodies sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • The Remix Bros: ♫ Трамп Guilty REMIX ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MTG, Mutating Faster than Initially Believed ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ I’ve Been Sitting In A Court Room ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Lunchtime at Rikers
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ He Thinks I’m Ugly ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s first interview since guilty verdict & Marjorie Taylor Greene spews nonsense at Dr. Fauci
  • Stephen: Exclusive—Трамп juror speaks to Stephen
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Love ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ramifications of What Трамп Did In Bed ♬
  • Ari Melber: Why Трамп may lose 2024—He’s a convicted felon along with his CFO, 2016 chair, WH aides & lawyers
  • Lawrence: Alvin Bragg taught sunday school while Трамп lied to FAUX
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to new female Jewish Mexican President
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп Love Flag—Give the American flag your ultimate salute
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ T3ChN0 Kang sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Alex Jones sings “I Lost It All” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert’s “Beetlejuice” debate recap
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans—Keeping Irony Alive and Well ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Dotard Трамп is going to jail ♬
  • Jon Stewart tackles the Трамп conviction fallout & puts the media on trial

Robert Reich: Why corporations have more rights than people

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/7/24, 8:28 am

– Geez Garfield. What a fucking tragedy. There are too many guns.

– What fucking dipshits would vandalize a pride crosswalk?

– Impressive Reckless Driving Record Scores Belltown Hellcat Job at SPD

– Anyway, right would be an excellent opportunity to wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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