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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Robert Reich: The hidden danger of America’s wealth gap

ONN: Slow-witted conspiracy theorist convinced government behind NASA

Jeffery Epstein’s Best Friend:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Liars, Thieves and Thugs:

The Daily Show: Mark Zuckerberg—Human Status Update

Liberal Redneck: Did California just perpetrate the most brazen election fraud in history? Uh…No

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  2. On this day in 1994, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were stabbed to death by Karmelo Anthony.

    Who was acting in self-defense.

  3. Happy 80th birthday tomorrow to TWO-TERM!!!!!!!!!!!! President Donald Trump. He was born on Flag Day.

  5. yawn @ Grover Cleveland #2

    aka first loser..

    Joe Biden won in 2020. How many repukes still deny that? A fucking lot.

  6. Wow….Daryl slides in the Friday thread with 9 minutes to spare…

    Just put this place out of its misery already.

  8. Then:

    @godwinha spews:

    Saturday, 2/22/20 at 10:54 am

    I’m a traitor because I never voted for Trump and because I’m spending substantial time pointing out that y’all are about to nominate someone who will ensure Trump’s re-election.

    I’m a MAGAT now. My beloved orange dear leader got robbed in 2020.. Where’s my kneepads?

  20. @4

    I don’t disagree but I think too much focus is on the Villain as one individual. And in my opinion, to be too consumed with one villain when it is a group of villains then we lose our focus to stop this. This villain will only be replaced with another one.

  21. @1 No matter how corrupt Harding tried to be, he couldn’t come close to Trump, because he didn’t have a party behind him who aided, abetted, and encouraged corruption on a vast scale.

    And no other president turned the White House lawn into a carnival midway, either. And yes, it’s a money making enterprise; Trump is hawking UFC coins.

  22. It’s glory daze were in junior high. It doesn’t “mind”..

    yawn..

  23. @3, 4 I’m older than “the villain,” but in much better shape, and “when it comes” I’ll still be here to sing, cheer, and dance on his grave. I won’t eat the grass he pushes up, though; no telling what toxins are in it.

  24. How many Democrats still think Gore beat Bush in 2000…..

    ….a fucking lot

    And they are probably correct.

    I already proved to you lefties that Al Gore made the mistake of not counting the whole state and that’s a reason the US Supremes stopped the count. If he wasnt’ so trying to get Tampa Hillsborough), Palm Beach (Palm), Ft. Lauderdale (Broward) and Miami (Dade) counties to only do a recount, he could have been president

    https://horsesass.org/2005/06/06/dismissed-with-prejudice/#comment-36733

    Even a troll admits to it.

  25. Should I tell the poster @6 there are 60 minutes, not 30 minutes, in an hour? Or let him figure it out? He couldn’t on his first try.

  28. @13 Name one. And when Bush won, nobody rioted, beat up cops, or tried to overthrow the election results. You guys suck.

  29. @14 It didn’t have to. You guys had a choice not to vote for a pathological liar and cheater, sticky-fingered grifter, draft-dodging warmonger, serial adulterer and bankrupt, racist, misogynist, and megalomaniac. But you did, and not merely because you’re repelled by black women though that was part of it, and having done so you’re in no position to criticize us for voting for Harris.

  30. Speaking of pinch hitters, I’m the guy YLBs wife calls when she needs a real man in bed…

    …no wonder he hates my people.

  32. And not one of them requires us to rent out extra rooms…..

    Imagine that….the best deal in town!

    Sit Ubu, sit!

  35. @ 14

    We are saying the same thing. Biden’s presidency ensured that Boxcheck Momala was the only choice the DNC had, no matter how much the Obamas wanted it to be someone else.

    Ergo, Biden’s presidency ensured Donald Trump’s re-election.

    Glad we agree.

  36. @ 24

    SCOTUS did not “stop the count”.

    The Court opined 7-2 that the recount as conducted was unconstitutional.

    One county stopped counting on its own.

  37. SCOTUS did not “stop the count”.

    Another stupid lie.

    This time by obvious omission.
    Additionally, in a 5-4 split the Court ordered that the recount be stopped and awarded the election to Bush.

    In subsequent hand recounts Gore had a nearly three-to-one majority among 56,000 Florida voters whose November 7 ballot papers were discounted because they contained more than one punched hole.
    Gore had a majority of 682 votes among the discounted “dimpled” ballots in Palm Beach county. Sum it all up and Gore got the most votes. Preventing the recount is what handed the election to the Republican. No imaginary space laser required. Just banal Republican corruption.

    As usual, the lying troll is completely full of shit.

  39. Did Algore have a cold

    Oh no. It’s much simpler than that.
    He had at least 856 more votes than Bush.
    And Republicans cheated with help from a Republican Supreme Court majority.
    No moon laser, pizza box, cop killing riot or head cold required.
    Just corrupt Republican election officials disenfranchising tens of thousands of voters from counties that went for Gore. And a Supreme Court that saw an opportunity and grabbed it.

  41. @36 The Court opined 7-2 that the recount as conducted was unconstitutional.

    What do you think inciting a riot to stop an electoral vote certification was? But that’s just one of an endless string of unconstitutional actions by your cult leader.

  42. @ 37

    Additionally, in a 5-4 split the Court ordered that the recount be stopped and awarded the election to Bush

    The nation’s electors did that, not the Supreme Court.

    The Supreme Court reversed and remanded. That put the issue back in Florida’s court system.

  43. The nation’s electors did that, not the Supreme Court.

    Untrue.

    AKA another lie.

    By halting any recount and disallowing the counting of the votes of tens of thousands of Florida voters from counties that heavily favored Gore the Supreme Court decided the outcome of the election.
    Electors are bound.
    And the lying troll lies.

  44. when it’s not “self-owning” by stalking..

    It runs as well..

    kreepee dumbfuck has a lapdog.. a poodle..

    kreepfuck smiles..

  45. 19 & 29

    You idiots voted for Kameltoe, and she was a loser from the get-go. You fucking got what you deserved.

  46. @45 If you voted for Trump, or some third-party candidate, or didn’t vote, you were the idiot.

    The choice was between Trump and Harris. Everybody knew one of those two candidates would occupy the White House. Even if you loathed both choices, one very clearly was better for the country than the other.

    If you didn’t vote for Harris, then you contributed to the glaring incompetence, corruption, and abuses emanating from the White House today, leaving you in no position to lecture us about Harris.

  47. If you didn’t vote for Harris, then you contributed to the glaring incompetence, corruption, and abuses emanating from the White House today, leaving you in no position to lecture us about Harris.

    And best of all, he voted to fight for Isreal! Hehehe. He voted to be Israel’s little bitch boy.

  48. I see that Donald Trump’s favorite team has won the NBA championship. Mere hours before his 80th birthday.

    This must have come as good news to libbies.

  49. What better 80th birthday gift than to have Emmanuel Macron lick your ballsack in public?

    Politics
    Trump heads to G7 summit in France as world awaits Iran deal

  50. Hey Elon haters,

    What did Warren Buffett ever build, other than a large pile of money?

    And yet Barack found it useful to put Warren in a special SOTU seat.

  51. Yabbut AOC looked good in that Tax The Rich dress that one time.

    TMK
    @themagaking

    Elon Musk’s companies employ roughly 170,000 people.

    AOC drove Amazon out of New York, killing 40,000 jobs.

    One creates. The other destroys.

    They are not the same.

    11:56 AM · Jun 13, 2026

  52. @ 46

    If you voted for Trump, or some third-party candidate, or didn’t vote, you were the idiot.

    What if you were gullible enough to believe that Biden merely “had a cold”?

  53. What if you were gullible enough to believe that Fat Hitler would reduce spending, reign in government waste, control inflation, refrain from new Forever Wars, or successfully deport 20,000,000 immigrant workers?

  54. 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto!!!

    – Another stupid troll lie spread like wildfire on the AI infant porn platform and highlighted on their YouTube channels and propaganda television networks.

    There is no such place as San Recto.
    🤡

  55. Nothing to see here. Just a liberal raised to be a liberal.

    Metro
    Antisemitic Cornell student turns down interview because he’s ‘not interested in working for a Jew’

    A Cornell University student who applied for a summer internship with a Jewish-owned NYC startup rejected the opportunity with a hateful message: ‘Not interested in working for a Jew,” the shocked CEO posted on X.

    Austin Franco put his antisemitism on full display when he passed up an interview with VryfID because its co-founders Gabe and Aiden Einhorn are proudly Jewish.

    Franco, 19, delivered the message to both brothers via job board site Handshake after applying for a summer role at the company, which pairs renters with landlords and verifies their identities to prevent fraud.

    What father would not be proud of a son who wears his anti-Semitism on his sleeve the same way Platner proudly – until he got caught – wore a Totenkopf on his chest?

    His father, Alexander, a patent attorney, declined to comment.

    Oh.

  56. @ 54

    There is no such place as San Recto.

    And Biden’s debate performance was not incomprehensible because “he had a cold”.

    Important lesson, Elijah, thank you for sharing. One need not believe everything posted on X. Until this morning I think not all of us knew that.

  57. the same way Platner

    Now do Kegseth.

    Then do Charlie Kirk.

    Then do your president.

  58. One need not believe everything posted on X.

    And yet, the lying troll does. Far too often to obviously ridiculous effect.

    “They’re eating the cats and dogs. They’re eating the pets.”

  59. One need not believe everything posted on X.

    What about believing his Secretary of Nazi Tattoos on Bari Weiss’ CBS Face the Nation this morning:
    HEGSETH: “We have controlled the straits this entire time”

    Nope.

  60. Sunday morning is bound to always be a tough time for a lying troll to put down the morning bourbon and hold forth about “truth” and “belief”.

    But on this Sunday morning when the entire administration has been sent forth to disseminate bullshit to cover up their disgraceful surrender to Iran it’s going to be a Sisyphean task indeed.

  61. 48,
    Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl
    NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals

    Happy Birthday

  62. @ 61

    DNC nominates #CrookedHillary, gets

    Gorsuch

    Kavanaugh

    Coney Barrett.

    I think my correlation is stronger. Seattle and NYC keep their trophies for only a year.

  63. Donnie, “Isreal has agreed to a cease fire and Iran will sign the bestest deal ever made by a president certainly better than Barack Hussein Obama’s ‘give Iran a nuke deal”*

    Bibi. “No” bombs Beruit

    Iran “we don’t know what he’s talking about.

    * nate that the deal is almost the same with MORE frozen assets than Obama freed going to Iran

  64. teh kreepfuck babbles that I’m bigoted towards South Asians:

    Ramaswamy’s central message is that anyone can be a part of the American dream if they just work hard enough. But even as he waxes poetic, he’s discovering that not all of his fellow Ohioans see him as part of that dream. In interviews with more than 20 voters and strategists across Ohio — a state that is 80 percent white and two-thirds Christian — Ramaswamy’s background was seen as a real political hurdle to overcome. Few admitted their uneasiness with Ramaswamy’s race, but several said they knew a neighbor who won’t vote for him because he isn’t white. None said they would reject him because of his religion (Ramaswamy is Hindu), but several said they know people at church who will.

    https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2026/06/13/vivek-ramaswamy-ohio-governor-race-religion-00958879

    They’re not cottoning too well to the pump and dumper Ramascammy..

    Could they be racist?

    Not looking too good for Ramascammy. Nothing to do with his religion, ethnicity or skin color. The guy is just an obnoxious, grifting jerk.

  66. Happy Flag Day and Barrack Obama Appreciation Day.

  67. NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals

    To an HA troll, anyone, I mean ANYONE, one femtometer to the left of Dino 4-time Lossi is not just a socialist but a Marxist.

    Could doormat, dog obedience school owner (3 locations!) and all around dumbshit liddle assiwipe be on route to NYC with its popgun and a hangman’s noose?

  68. Headliner at Fat Hitler’s 80th birthday party accused of rape, kidnapping and stalking.

    Appropriate.

  69. Quick update:

    Russia has now suffered over 1.4 million casualties in its war of aggression invading sovereign Ukraine.

    Slava Ukrainii!🇺🇦!

  70. No. You don’t.

    Mike Solana
    Pirate Wires
    @micsolana

    listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism

    you see how stupid you sound, yes?

    2:54 PM · Jun 13, 2026

    He merely was slowed by a cold during that debate. And by the advertisement leading up to it – the one that required 5 jump-cuts over 14 seconds.

  73. And just wait until there’s 30k of those to maintain in low earth orbit.

    Oh and a shit ton of orbiting data centers. Did he say 1 MILLION?

    Yes he did!

  74. Trump’s Big New Vulnerability in 2026: Blue-Collar White Voters
    A review of polling data shows an extraordinary swing among white working-class voters on the president’s handling of the economy….

    Then, working-class white voters approved of his management of the economy by margins of 30 percentage points or even more. Now, recent polls show them disapproving by anywhere from 14 to more than 30 points.

    http://archive.today/2026.06.1.....onomy.html

    But.. but.. but..

    cold..

    and

    (fart) jet lag..

  75. 72,

    That’s why Elmo is selling orbital data center flim flam to the mouth breathers like the lying troll.
    Starlink has reached scale without profit or profitability. He needs a Robotaxi in space to keep the grift going.

    Imagine believing he can loft the mass equivalent to 80,000 International Space Stations into a stable orbit in any current human lifetime.

  76. @ 70,

    Keep at it. Don’t give up.

    We’ve been trying to nationalize Susan Collins and Maine for almost 30 years. You just gotta find the right tattoo.

  77. Working on a high stakes resolution to the generational geopolitical disaster I caused but I’ll be taking a break later to tell some fighters with brain damage that they’re sexy. It’s my 80th birthday after all.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  78. lol @ YLB…..what better way to spend a summer weekend day than rage posting. Sad.

    Heading back out to the pool…

  79. Mitch The Glitch, who is only a few years older than Fat Hitler, has been hospitalized suddenly and some reports say he is not expected to return to the Senate.

  80. @78 And look who shows up on cue to see who’s taped yet another “dumbshit” sign to its ass pocket?

    Kiddie pools are a hazard. Don’t deprive us now of further laughs at your expense.

    Much to made of that doggie obedience school you’ve run for.. 17 fucking years that’s expanded to 3 locations.

  81. @ 75

    Starlink has reached scale without profit or profitability.

    Other than the $4.42 billion profit last year, you must mean.

    In its long-awaited prospectus on Wednesday, SpaceX said its connectivity unit, which is primarily comprised of Starlink, generated $11.39 billion in revenue last year, accounting for 61% of total sales. That number went up to 69% in the first quarter of this year.

    Additionally, Starlink is the company’s profit engine. It was the only profitable division last year, generating income of $4.42 billion…

    Profit would be higher, but Elon provide Starlink to Ukraine at no cost when the war began.

  84. It was the only profitable division last year, generating income of $4.42 billion…

    SpaceX reported a net loss of $4.94 billion in 2025.

    So spin it off and watch the trillionaire go broke overnight.

  85. Profit would be higher, but Elon provide Starlink to Ukraine at no cost

    That has not been true since June of 2023. So that lie meets the minimum aging requirements for Kentucky Straight Bourbon

  89. The Prince is waiting…

    The IAF is ready and rarin’ to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran for that regime change..

    Oh excuse me Mossad is chomping at the bit to reveal a little photo or a snatch of video to help orange pants shitter “finish teh jerb”.

  90. Iran’s Mehr state news reported that the memorandum of understanding agreed with the US calls for the reopening of the strait for a period of 30 days under “Iranian arrangements”. So the MOU recognizes Iran’s territorial claims to the strait.

    The memorandum did not appear to address the most contentious issues, such as Iran’s nuclear program, which would be addressed during a 60-day period leading to a more comprehensive deal.

    Full, unconditional surrender.

  91. For my birthday I have surrendered.

    All praise me. No President would could have done this.

    Please clap.

  93. @81

    We’re losing billions on Space X as a whole, placed the astronomically money losing Boring Company under Space X, bought all the lemon trucks from Tesla, bought X and folded it and Grok into Space X BUT STARLINK IF IT WERE A STANDALONE AND NOT PART OF SPACELINK’S BOOK WOULS BE MAKING MONEY

  94. ‘We’d be fine if you don’t look at ‘Heaven’s Gate’ United Artists

    ‘We’d be profitable without ‘Blair Witch 2’ -Artisan Entertainment

    ‘Bud Light’ and Dylan Mulvanney made them go bankrupt.

    ‘There is no way Bear Sterns is in trouble’

  95. BUT STARLINK IF IT WERE A STANDALONE AND NOT PART OF SPACELINK’S BOOK WOULS BE MAKING MONEY

    And nowhere close to what is needed to cover any part of the SpaceX IPO grift now or in the future.

    It’s a very expensive sat phone service for rich guys, clout seekers, James Bond, and mercenary armies disrupting democracies in Africa and South America. It has already reached market saturation.

    It’s Tesla ten years ago. A great but very expensive proof of concept with nowhere to go but down.

  96. Which one of you is the clown who keeps claiming that we will never again see $70 oil?

    Last | 10:10 PM EDT
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  97. @ 95

    And nowhere close to what is needed to cover any part of the SpaceX IPO grift now or in the future.

    But you claimed that Starlink is not profitable.

    Which is clearly wrong. Claiming now that Starlink doesn’t cover losses of other divisions is a clownish dodge.

    You were wrong. Take the L and move on. I didn’t even call you a liar for being wrong. Take the L.

  98. 96,

    Coming here just to remind us how shitty he is at math.

  99. But you claimed that Starlink is not profitable.

    It ceased to be profitable the instant it was folded into the SpaceX grift.

    Starlink is not profitable. All of its potential profits are swept up to cover the losses it now shares with Grok, and SpaceX.

    Take the loss.

    The lying troll has confused me with Al Gore.

  100. Pouring rain with thunder and lightning at the 80th birthday party monster truck rally.

    You hate to see it. 😶

  103. Let us not forget that in 2028 Donald Trump also gets his very own Olympic Games.

    No doubt he will use them to kick off the general election campaign for his third term.

    Boxcheck Momala promises that she’ll be ready for the 2028 debate.

  106. Donald Trump’s 80th was a little different.

    I slept through most of it.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  107. shorter kreepfuck @ 103

    ha(prod)> Comment.by_commenter_tag(“kreepfuck”).search_plain_content(“she’s running”).count=> 216
    ha(prod)>

  108. Fat Hitler’s decision to refuse to debate Vice President Harris (really Suzie Wiles’) was the smartest political decision of his life.

    By November 3 in 10 voters barely knew her name and still thought Biden was on the ballot.

  109. The terms of the Memorandum of Understanding are so one-sided in favor of the United States, and so much of an improvement over the Obama deal that I TORE UP, that I’m not going to let you see them cuz I’m just so modest that way and I wouldn’t want to embarrass Iran.

  110. The White House last year weighed suspending habeas corpus rights, which allow for a challenge of someone’s detention, for immigrants in the country illegally, according to a new book from two New York Times reporters.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5924546-white-house-habeas-corpus-suspension/

    This, of course, would also mean suspending the habeas corpus rights of U.S. citizens detained by ICE because they look like immigrants, because ICE’s policy is to assume detainees are illegals until ICE independently verify their citizenship, and driver’s licenses, passports, and other IDs provided by detainees at the point of arrest mean nothing because those can be faked.

  111. If releasing ALL of the Epstein files would cause tremendous upheaval in our government, then it’s past time to release everything. That government needs to be ousted and punished accordingly.

    We need to go after everyone involved, no matter who they are.

  112. Who is being protected?

    And who is doing the protecting?

    It defies reason itself to assume that a unified Republican federal government backed by a solid Republican majority on the Supreme Court is protecting any Democrat.

    Grow the fuck up.

    Having spent a lifetime supporting Republicans you own this. And everyone here finds your protests ridiculous and laughable. Reacting angrily to this post, as you always do, will not confront its irrefutable and obvious truth.

    For once consider just sitting with the obvious truth that Republicans are not protecting Democratic Epstein abusers. And then take some time to consider your own role in all that, before making declarations about “what needs to happen next”.

    Honestly, what needs to happen next is to never, ever vote for any Republican in any election at any level ever again. That is the very basic minimum first step. It has to come first before anything else is even possible.

  115. When the black guy was defense secretary, we didn’t lose an F 15 and a B-52 on routine training flights Within days of each other.

    Maybe hiring a drunk white fox news’s fill in host was DEI?

  116. Callback…

    I did hear from a friend in LA who saw Rush over the weekend that Geddy put in the work to get the voice together for what is surely a final tour.

    Which is good ‘cause let me tell you about the time I did PR for David Lee Roth going back out with Van Halen and sifting through 40 minutes of rehearsal to find a minute of useable audio. Or ‘clean and sober’ Scott Weiland coming out of the bathroom all dilated and jittery every 17 minutes.

  117. Based on some of the isolated vocals getting posted on youtube, I’m surprised you found ANY usable audio from Roth. Hell, he wasn’t any good even in his prime.

    Glad to hear Rush sounded good. Looking forward to the show…and yes it’s probably the last tour, as it probably should be.

  118. Not seeing the connection between Sec of Defense(no matter who they are) and training flight crashes.

    You’re gonna have to try harder than that. Don’t waste our time writing amateur shit.

    And yes, Hegseth is a clown and has no business as Sec of Defense. But still, do better next time.

  119. Not seeing the connection between Sec of Defense(no matter who they are) and training flight crashes.

    It’s Vineyard Vines catalog DEI for less qualified white guys with “the right attitude”. It’s accelerated training cadence due ongoing and obviously unnecessary overseas combat engagements that stress supply chain, logistics, maintenance and operations to the breaking point. It’s deepening and extending those readiness deficiencies by drawing crews, units, and systems into birthday shows, parades, border deployments, and other political displays for partisan aggrandizement. It’s cutting budgets for basic needs in order to splurge on dumb extras like litter pickup tours of DC and flyovers at Kid Rock’s mansion. It’s systematically driving out your most qualified and experienced senior NCOs in demanding technical MOSs into the eagerly awaiting arms of the private sector with dumb and useless standards and requirements for BMI, grooming, and even religious affiliation. It’s 326 day deployments at sea just because Israel asks nicely. It’s communicating from top to bottom a deeply unserious attitude and demeanor throughout the ranks that encourages the same within the ranks. It’s telling every service member in every branch at every rank that qualifications and experience matter less than personal relationships and political connections.

  120. Trump sought to break Iran’s regime. He settled for reopening Hormuz.

    The emerging agreement ends a costly war but leaves Iran’s leadership intact and its nuclear future still subject to negotiation.

    With the Iranian regime still in place, he was celebrating a resumption of the way the world was on Feb. 27, the day before the United States and Israel attacked Iran.

    A return to a version of the status quo was a far cry from the original aims of a war effort that kicked off with a vow to come to the aid of the Iranian protesters who had taken to their nation’s streets to denounce their regime. Once strikes killed Iran’s supreme leader, Ali Khamenei, in the opening hours of the war, Trump told Iranians that the moment to seize back their nation had come.

    An uprising never happened. In the nearly four months since, Iranian leaders demonstrated an ability to withstand withering attacks from the most powerful military in history, shut down the Strait of Hormuz, cripple global energy markets, and drive such a deep wedge between Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that the U.S. [orange dear] leader spent part of his 80th birthday Sunday cursing out his Israeli counterpart to journalists.

    http://archive.today/2026.06.1.....t-out-get/

    Cussing out the leader of the country that can do no wrong??? Say it’s not so orange pants shitting dear leader. How disrespectful.. How anti-semitic..

    Settled.. for the status quo.. of Feb 27.. and in doing so made silly dumbshit fools of its magat and Israel lapdogs like teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee.

  121. @120 The “emerging agreement” is a closely-guarded secret, and for good reason: Trump hasn’t finished painting the stars and stripes on the white flag yet.

  122. @ 118

    Not seeing the connection between Sec of Defense(no matter who they are) and training flight crashes.

    The connection is between Democrats’ refusal to fund replacement military aircraft (guns) because they instead favor butter. So when a couple of 60 year-old planes crash, they can blame Donald Trump for not buying enough butter.

  123. @122 As usual, you’re lying. Defense spending rose under Biden. And unlike Trump, Biden didn’t raid military housing funds for a border wall.

  124. Years from now, the Trump presidency will be remembered for its vulgarity. And nothing says “vulgar” like the circus he held on the White House’s front lawn yesterday, in honor of his own birthday, at which one of the star performers called Michelle Obama “a man.” Even UFC’s president was appalled.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mma_ufc/josh-hokit-disparages-michelle-obama-at-ufc-white-house-event/ar-AA25IijW

    Michelle reacted with class, something Trump will never have.

    https://www.aol.com/articles/breaking-graceful-michelle-obama-breaks-144419000.html

  125. Jeezus Elijah, take a break from the AI posting for a change.

    None of that spew has anything to do with a pair of unrelated training crashes, especially the Edwards AFB crash.

  126. The connection is between Democrats’ refusal to fund

    The lying troll just finished celebrating a Republican party line reconciliation funding without any Democrats needed.

    So yes, now he’s lying again.

    Republicans went to war in Iran and also with themselves.

    In doing so they gutted domestic spending on anything other than concentration camps and ICE home invasions. They gutted overseas diplomacy. They poured money into foolish and wasteful boondoggles like Fat Hitler’s ballroom, Golden Arches, scum pond, and Tax Money For Cop Killers Slush Fund™️. And they exploded the debt with tax cuts for billionaires.

    There simply wasn’t anything left for an Israeli Sport War. And their own members became fed up with themselves and disgusted with what they have become. Just like everyone else.

  128. Lost leverage.

    Having now accepted these settlement terms and timelines and pivoting to promoting them to the press and global trading partners, it will be almost impossible for weak, stupid, Fat Hitler to take any action against Iran that would precipitate Iran re-closing the strait.

    And Iran knows it too.

    His best, and perhaps only opportunities to apply leverage will come very early before oil shipments have really begun to resume. But once they do, and for Republicans in this case sooner is definitely better, all of weak, stupid Fat Hitler’s leverage in negotiating civilian nuclear development with Iran will quickly melt away.

    Iran will use the $300 billion to rearm in six months and to harden underground nuclear facilities against future attacks. And they’ll have a nuke in under a decade no matter what Israel does.

    Congratulations to every Republican voter who made all this possible.

  129. Apparently the reflecting pool won the Masters

    NY Times Pitchbot
    @nytimespitchbot.bsky.social

    Whether it’s China developing an electric car that can charge in 5 minutes or Donald Trump keeping Washington’s reflecting pool algae-free for nearly 48 hours, both countries have pushed the limits of their technological capabilities.

  132. @ 124

    … at which one of the star performers called Michelle Obama “a man.”

    He got Michelle O mixed up with Malia.

    Dude.

  133. @ 123

    Defense spending rose under Biden.

    Hey, those new DEI uniforms don’t come cheap.

  134. Remember the dumbfuck troll was bragging about falling gas prices? Did he wonder how it was done?

    The Iran deal came just in time as Strategic Petroleum Reserve hits lowest level since 1983

    The U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to the lowest level in more than 40 years as emergency stocks are released to help ease the supply disruption triggered by the Iran war. … “We’re approaching unheard of inventory levels,” Exxon senior vice president Neil Chapman said ….

    Inventories will continue to decline even after the U.S.-Iran deal is implemented as it will likely take weeks to months for oil flows through Hormuz to normalize.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/15/iran-deal-came-in-time-as-strategic-petroleum-reserve-hits-lowest-level-since-1983.html

    It’s not totally unreasonable to infer that Trump had to take whatever terms Iran offered.

  136. THERE ARE NO RANSOMS GETTING PAID TO IRAN TO MOVE SHIPS THROUGH HORMUZ. THAT IS DUMBOCRAT MEDIA FAKE NEWS! RESPECT! NO PRESIDENT COULD GET SUCH A DEAL. IT IS A Convenience fee. NOT THE SAME. HOTTEST. ME!

    Thank you for your attention in this matter

  137. 134,
    Still more surrendered leverage.

    Iran is going to toy with Fat Hitler like a Persian cat toying with a fat mouse.

    What’s he going to do?

  138. @137 “What’s he going to do?”

    What fat mice always do in a cat’s clutches: Get eaten alive.

  139. Right-wing YouTuber Nick Shirley is claiming more than 30 people illegally registered to vote at the same United Parcel Service (UPS) location in San Diego, California.

    Two of the dumbest MAGAs around, Sen. Mike Lee and Don Trump Jr., picked up this story and ran with it. A teensy bit of fact-checking — something Republicans rarely if ever do — would have revealed that:

    Antonia Hutzell, a spokesperson for the San Diego County registrar of voters, told AFP: “Our records indicate that there are no registered voters at The UPS Store located at 4142 Adams Ave., Ste. 103, San Diego, CA 92116. The building at this address is a multi-use structure, containing both commercial businesses and residential units above,” she said in a February 23 email. The California secretary of state’s office also said in a February 24 email that “none of the voters registered to vote at the building referenced in the social media posts are registered to vote with the UPS Store’s Suite 103 number. They are registered to vote in one of the apartments at that building … there are 34 apartments in that building, and the voters registered to vote at that address all have suite numbers for apartments at that building.”

    https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.98U62G3

    Now, Nick Shirley is either (1) blind, in that he couldn’t see there were apartments above the ground-floor UPS store, (2) severely intellectually impaired, or (3) a liar.

  140. If Bluesky is an “echo chamber” then how should we describe the cultural relevancy and impact of a pay walled streaming event centered on a sport that is orders of magnitude less popular than watching golf?

  142. Which of you clowns assured us last week that we’d never see $70 oil again in our lifetimes?

    WTI Crude (Jul′26)
    @CL.1:New York Mercantile Exchange

    *Data is delayed | Exchange | USD
    Last | 9:30 AM EDT
    $77.72
    quote price arrow down-3.03 (-3.75%)

  143. Which of you clowns assured us last week that Iran was utterly defeated and beaten into absolute submission?

  144. We submit! We submit!

    We accept your complete surrender, the scurrying away of your naval blockade, a new toll $y$tem over the strait, removal of nearly a decade of $anction$, immediate release of all our embargoed oil fund$, and your pinkie promise to pay us $300 billion to use building nukes we can rain down on Israel.

    We’re so very sorry 😔

  145. @133

    Cheaper than a Bomber and a jet? Cheaper than an A-10 and some Apaches? Cheaper than $1 billion a day in munitions?

    Say what you want about Biden the mess hall on his ships had food.

  146. Market cap of SpaceX is now $2.89 trillion.

    Market cap of Tesla is “only” $1.51 trillion.

    Shouldn’t you HA libbies be bashing TSLA for not keeping up?

    Oh. BTW, Ford’s market cap is $58.38 billion. And Ford transmissions still suck.

  147. Add up the market caps of Ford, GM, and Stellantis, and you’re at less than 10% of the market cap of Tesla.

    But yeah. Elon’s the loser to silly HA libbies.

  148. Fat Hitler now appears to be gearing up to purge all the Iran surrender naysayers from his administration. Rubio may be vulnerable as well simply due to his close ties to Israel and Bibi. But Whiskey Pete is probably toast.

  149. It sure looks as if the lying troll is selling $70 oil contracts.

  150. The Texas Republican party had a state convention. At it, Muslim Texan Republicans were told to convert or get out.

    State Rep. Brent Money, a Greenville Republican who founded the Sharia-Free Texas Caucus, told the audience at Scarborough’s panel on Judeo-Christian values that there should be religious tests for people who run for office and that the country should be run by Christians,

    My dude…they mean Unity as in ‘Pure’. That it took you this long to figure it out is on you.

    When they say Sharia-free, that means Muslim-free, no practices of Islam,” Hussein said in an interview with The Texas Tribune. “No one is calling for the state to implement Sharia laws.”

    Hussein said he was in disbelief that he was told to convert or leave — for the first time in his life — at a Republican convention with the tagline, “Unity drives victory.”

  151. Busy day for me today so I haven’t had time to check, but does anyone know if HagSeth lost anymore B-52 Bombers with dead crew members

  152. Cops are human, and have human foibles, just like the rest of stupid humanity. They go to bars, they get drunk, they stick knives in inflatable lake equipment …

    I think you are describing the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    Not everyone (wink wink) does that kind of stuff. The other people wave rainbow flags and call for peace, equality and justice.

  153. Do we know the names of the dead crew members?

    Any of them trans? I guess not.

    Fitting that it crashed after the military flyovers on Sunday.

    POWER! WHITE POWER!

    White CHRISTIAN Power!

  154. I’m not sure it is apparent to those that don’t get gay porn on their social media but there are many “straight” and bisexual men having sex with other men… for money and for fun. Some are even entertaining the LGBTQ+ on Chaterbate for fun AND THEIR OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT.

    I think this is something you can only understand if you scientifically analyze after watching it, and maybe you are, maybe you are a closet watcher, but unless you do watch then you can’t understand what is happening.

    The attacks on the LGBT!+ community will not stop the GAY porn!

  155. Who was teh klown who babbled about antifa being “out of control”?

    On Sept. 27, President Trump described Portland, Ore., as a “War ravaged” city that was “under siege from attack by Antifa” mobs protesting ICE raids.

    But here is how federal officers described the scene outside the Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in southwest Portland on Sept. 25: “low energy.” The next day the same: “low energy.”

    http://archive.today/2025.10.0.....roops.html

    Uhhh. same weakened klown that’s been cucked since 10/05/2025?

    BOO!

  156. @146

    What was Enron’s market cap in Summer 2001?

    Now I may not know shit about fuck but a 375 P/E ratio on a company with falling profits seems high.

  157. Not seeing the connection between Sec of Defense(no matter who they are) and training flight crashes.

    No? But wasn’t the DC government responsible for some sewage leak?

  159. Without a hint of incredulity Fox News is reporting JayDee’s comment the $300b is not a payout it’s an investment opportunity for foreign corporations to shape a future Iran.

    Wanna buy my ‘Action Comics #1?’ No it just feels like inkjet paper. That’s how it was back then.

  161. So to kreepfuck, elmo is a “winner” like Kyrsten Sinema..

    Late last year, Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot began allowing users to edit photos based on text prompts, including instructions to take off someone’s clothes and depict them in sexualized positions in revealing underwear or bikinis. Grok produced an estimated 3 million sexualized images of people in an 11-day period at the start of this year, 23,000 of which appeared to depict children, according to the Center for Countering Digital Hate.

    Grok is now the subject of a federal class-action suit alleging Musk’s company knowingly designed it to generate child sexual abuse imagery. Annika Martin, lead counsel on the case, said the content is corrosive to society as a whole.

    http://archive.today/2026.06.1.....l-d242b8d4

    Yeah, typical spew from kreepfuck.

  162. @ 150,

    How can any of this be self-destructive? After all, we just hosted the Nitro Circus on the White House lawn and lost a war to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp. We are on a role!

  164. Roll. But I think role plays well there too.

    They are role playing a government.

  165. 160,
    I for one love the idea of Israel sinking the lying troll’s $70 oil futures contracts.

    Perhaps Lid’l Marco can save himself if he can prevail upon his sponsors to pull out. But that would require Lid’l to move very fast and be very smart. Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!

  167. Former Trump Deputy Comms Director Sarah Matthews asked why Trump can’t say ‘Michelle is a man’ on live TV is wrong.

    Expecting Trump to say or do the right thing is useless and disappointing. This is the guy who posted a racist meme depicting the Obamas as monkeys, and a meme depicting himself as Jesus. There is no decency or decorum In this White House, and when the White House was asked to comment, they praise the performance of the fighter. They didn’t comment on it. They had every opportunity to condemn it.

  168. And not at all surprising news, Millcreek police, and the city of Millcreek are now subject to a lawsuit.

    The suit stems from an incident of 213-year-olds riding E bikes on city sidewalks an officer, for some reason decided to use His cruiser to knock one of the boys off his bike to initiate a stop.

    Officers, then handcuffed one of the boys the one who had been hit by the cruiser, told him to “stop being a pussy“ and initiate a rest while letting the other 13 Year old calmly, explain himself.

    Which one of those kids do you think was black?

  169. I’ve seen video and can confirm there is an unusually large contingent of a pool boy is trying to suck the algae out of the reflecting pool today.

    Jerry Jr. and Becki Falwell are unable to function.

    Donnie, you’re doing a heckuva job.

  170. The guy with the Nazi tattoo, PTSD and violent sex fantasies he expressed to another adult he’s going to be a senator and we just have to deal with it.

    This is the first reelection campaign that you’re run since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. I was hoping you could talk to me a little bit about your vote to confirm Kavanaugh and whether you regret that?

    SUSAN COLLINS: I do not regret that vote.

  171. I have uncovered Plantifa cells secretly adding algae to the President’s majestic pond which is a blue gift to all Americans.

    They are well funded. We found a tropical fish service truck and the invoices indicate a G. Soros sent them in from Arlington Virginia.

    ARRESTS EILL BE MADE!

  172. Essentially they were just exercising their 2nd amendment rights, as Sharon Angle called for.

    Amirite Boob?

  173. I remember when Obama caused that gulf oil pipe leak.

    No connection between HagTooth and the death of a plane and its crew. Yeah, ok.

  174. I for one love the idea of Israel sinking the lying troll’s $70 oil futures contracts

    I was actually enjoying the high gas prices. I liked to watch them whine or pretend that it didn’t bother them.

  175. I’m going FUCKING swimming. Then I’ll have something to eat. It’ll fix the birth rate! Cheryl! Get my speedo!

  176. The Texas Republican party had a state convention. At it, Muslim Texan Republicans were told to convert or get out.

    State Rep. Brent Money, a Greenville Republican who founded the Sharia-Free Texas Caucus, told the audience at Scarborough’s panel on Judeo-Christian values that there should be religious tests for people who run for office and that the country should be run by Christians,

    My dude…they mean Unity as is ‘Pure’. That it took you this long to figure it out is on you.

    When they say Sharia-free, that means Muslim-free, no practices of Islam,” Hussein said in an interview with The Texas Tribune. “No one is calling for the state to implement Sharia laws.”

    Hussein said he was in disbelief that he was told to convert or leave — for the first time in his life — at a Republican convention with the tagline, “Unity drives victory.”

  177. JD Vance on Iran victory

    Friday is the formal signing ceremony and kicks off these negotiations”

    So they successfully negotiated Iran agreeing to start negotiating peace?

  178. G man proving yet again what a twisted psychopath he is.

    He’s one of the few people society would be better off with if they disappeared.

  180. @178

    Did the snowflake’s feelings get hurt? Ohhh, the poor baby.

    Oh, you can dish it but you can’t eat it.

    Did you beat up your girlfriend today?

  182. @142 Well, since Hormuz Strait still isn’t open, the oil has to be coming from somewhere else, amirite? Like maybe opening the SPR spigots?

  183. @146 Ford transmissions still suck.

    IIRC you bought one. Weren’t you the guy bragging on here about having an F-250?

  188. The FBI’s court filing revealed that in those communications, the group – described as strangers claiming to be ex-military and Christian-based – discussed grievances about government corruption, the handling of the Epstein files and concerns about data centers consuming water in communities.

    Yet another ultra violent Xtian Nationalist right wing terrorist plot.

    Better investigate the wife of the Governor of California.

  189. Per the FBI affidavit, Proper’s family members were concerned about his recently making “sympathetic comments about Adolf Hitler and posting anti-Semitic comments on Facebook.” They said the group he fell in with expressed “ultra-religious” sentiments.

    That is just classic Newsom!
    He’s always making wise assed threats and admiring Hitler like that.
    I bet he even supplied the Hot Pockets.

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