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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/10/26, 8:43 am

How is everyone?

  • The Forest Service is good for forestry business. Such short sighted cuts.
  • Let the health inspectors in to the immigrant detention center.
  • Hey, stop deporting people who are doing good. And really anyone who isn’t here to do harm.
  • The native plant sale is going on now at the UW.

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  1. I Was a Teenage Hooker spews:

    Friday, 4/10/26 at 9:06 am

    Well now we know what Melania is trying to get ahead of. Paolo Zampolli Is the cover story. The Italian immigrant founded a modeling agency and is close friends with Donald Trump. Donnie and Mel have claimed for years HE is the one who introduced them not Jeffrey.

    An interview with Amanda Ungaro, former partner of Zampolli is set to release in Spain’s ‘El Pais’ this weekend. Ungaro was very close to Melania and posted on Twatter that she is coming clean about what she knows about Paolo, Donnie and Mel.

    Paolo is ‘Special representative for Global Partnerships”’ Jared Kushner’s White House bribery scheme, a member of the Kennedy Center Board (who Biden didn’t fire for being an R appointment) AND last year presented himself as the US Ambassador to Italy despite not being nominated or confirmed.

    Also of note, Zampoli inherited his father’s toy company at 18 and sold it to Silvio Berlusconi. Bunga Bunga

    This guy has a lifetime of corruption and prostitution in his resume and half a lifetime of friendship with ‘The Donald’.

    Gonna be fun.

  2. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 4/10/26 at 9:44 am

    Pete Hegseth is being investigated for insider trading. Good! Now go after the rest of the lifers in government who have been insider trading for decades.

    (Go after the Epstein criminals, too.)

  3. G spews:

    Friday, 4/10/26 at 9:45 am

    Yeah, we know this is bullshit.

    They love to kill people, except for the little innocent fetus.

    https://www.salon.com/2026/04/09/reasonable-discussion-pentagon-denies-reports-that-official-threatened-pope-leo/

  4. G spews:

    Friday, 4/10/26 at 9:47 am

    @2 what good is that?

    Where will it lead? To a pardon?

    Not sure you get it – but you have a lawless swamp going on that you can’t change.

  5. WWG1WGA spews:

    Friday, 4/10/26 at 10:22 am

    Your Friday morning conspiracy.

    I don’t think there was a second pilot. Or if there was, we didn’t actually get him.

    Previously discussed exhibits:
    Helicopters stuck in sand left behind and blown up, supposedly by our own forces to keep them from falling into the hands of the Iranians. We’ve been fighting in the Gulf for almost 40 years. How are helicopters still getting stuck in sand?

    Fixed wing aircraft going beyond their range with no refueling aircraft in the group.

    Why was the pick up 100 miles away from the crash site of his plane?

    Then Pete gets up and tells this fine story of them rescuing him on Easter and when he finally got to a point where could use his beacon sending out a message of “God is great!” An appeal to Christian Nationalism. They still believe the debunked Columbine “Do you believe in God?”

    As a multitude of retired pilots are pointing out those beacons are GPS locators. You don’t send messages from them. You turn them on and our satellites find you.

    Still not a single statement publicly from the pilot no welcome back to the ship photos even with hidden identity. No Interview with friendly media outlet. Nothing he does not exist in the media.

    Literally all the public has to go on that this mission was a success is Pete Hegseth telling us it was a success.

    This is looking more and more like a botched mission to go secure an Iranian nuclear facility.

    And it’s not like this administration doesn’t have a proven track record of lying about really big things

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