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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/23/26, 7:47 am

Good morning. I am still adjusting to the nice weather. How lovely, though. Too cold for shorts  not that it stopped some of you.

  • The fewer Flock cameras, the better.
  • The fewer parking spots, the better.
  • The fewer ICE agents at airports, the better. And SeaTac has 0 as the correct number.
  • I am struggling to figure out what the sign off should be. Contact your member of Congress is fine, but maybe something more Washington specific?

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:43 am

    Not a good start to the day for Trump-hating libbies.

    Unless the entry of Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan into talks means to them that TACO.

  2. Doug McArthur spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:47 am

    7000 US Troops dies taking Iwo Jima Lady G.

  3. The Best and the Brightest spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:53 am

    LaGuardia is closed Secretary Real World. Where are you? Why did DOGE cut the FAA? There were six fatal crashes in 2020-2024.

    You’re at five.

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:54 am

    Good on Blumie to distract from the weakness and incompetence of Schumer:

    Garret Lewis
    @GarretLewis

    The @SenateDems retweeted this trash. Dick @SenBlumenthal wrote that ICE Agents at airports will shoot people. Dems continue to lie, division and promote chaos and violence. Americans see this.
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    Richard Blumenthal
    @SenBlumenthal
    ·
    23h
    ICE agents at airports will only aggravate delays & lines—disrupting checks, interrogating travelers, dragging parents from children, detaining citizens, brutalizing families, shooting & even killing. https://politico.com/news/2026/03/22/homan-confirms-ice-airports-monday-00839426

    10:58 AM · Mar 22, 2026

  5. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:59 am

    We’re gonna give Iran $14b to fund this war with the US?

    Y’all remember when the lying troll was inconsolably outraged that President Obama returned $1.4 billion of Iran’s own money to terminate their nuclear development?

    What a fucking clown.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:29 am

    News you might have missed:

    InteractivePolls
    @IAPolls2022

    CBS News Poll: Do you favor or oppose requiring people to show valid photo ID before they are permitted to vote?

    🟢 Favor: 80%
    🟤 Oppose: 20%
    ——
    • Dem: 65-35 (+30)
    • GOP: 95-5 (+90)
    • Indie: 79-21 (+58)
    • White: 80-20 (+60)
    • Black: 80-20 (+60)
    • Hispanic: 77-23 (+55)

    YouGov | 3/16-19 | 2,496 A

    3:42 PM · Mar 19, 2026

    Apparently the only black people in America who oppose Voter ID requirements are members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:29 am

    All you libbies looking forward to the upcoming Schumer Summer Shutdown over Voter ID?

  8. Bari Weiss spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:12 am

    @6

    Nice of CBS NOT to poll the other questions others have asked like:

    Approve / Disapporve requiring Real ID or Passport

    Require In-Person Voting

    Etc.

    Good try.

    Side note, one has to provide ID to register in WA so problem solved.

  9. Cool story, Bro spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:22 am

    ‘Chuck Schumer is a Plaestinian’

  10. The Midterms spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:28 am

    The Hill
    @thehill

    Republicans reject Democrats’ effort to pay TSA by suspending Senate rules

    They can lie as much as they want but we all know.

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