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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/23/26, 7:47 am

Good morning. I am still adjusting to the nice weather. How lovely, though. Too cold for shorts  not that it stopped some of you.

  • The fewer Flock cameras, the better.
  • The fewer parking spots, the better.
  • The fewer ICE agents at airports, the better. And SeaTac has 0 as the correct number.
  • I am struggling to figure out what the sign off should be. Contact your member of Congress is fine, but maybe something more Washington specific?

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:43 am

    Not a good start to the day for Trump-hating libbies.

    Unless the entry of Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan into talks means to them that TACO.

  2. Doug McArthur spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:47 am

    7000 US Troops dies taking Iwo Jima Lady G.

  3. The Best and the Brightest spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:53 am

    LaGuardia is closed Secretary Real World. Where are you? Why did DOGE cut the FAA? There were six fatal crashes in 2020-2024.

    You’re at five.

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:54 am

    Good on Blumie to distract from the weakness and incompetence of Schumer:

    Garret Lewis
    @GarretLewis

    The @SenateDems retweeted this trash. Dick @SenBlumenthal wrote that ICE Agents at airports will shoot people. Dems continue to lie, division and promote chaos and violence. Americans see this.
    Quote
    Richard Blumenthal
    @SenBlumenthal
    ·
    23h
    ICE agents at airports will only aggravate delays & lines—disrupting checks, interrogating travelers, dragging parents from children, detaining citizens, brutalizing families, shooting & even killing. https://politico.com/news/2026/03/22/homan-confirms-ice-airports-monday-00839426

    10:58 AM · Mar 22, 2026

  5. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:59 am

    We’re gonna give Iran $14b to fund this war with the US?

    Y’all remember when the lying troll was inconsolably outraged that President Obama returned $1.4 billion of Iran’s own money to terminate their nuclear development?

    What a fucking clown.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:29 am

    News you might have missed:

    InteractivePolls
    @IAPolls2022

    CBS News Poll: Do you favor or oppose requiring people to show valid photo ID before they are permitted to vote?

    🟢 Favor: 80%
    🟤 Oppose: 20%
    ——
    • Dem: 65-35 (+30)
    • GOP: 95-5 (+90)
    • Indie: 79-21 (+58)
    • White: 80-20 (+60)
    • Black: 80-20 (+60)
    • Hispanic: 77-23 (+55)

    YouGov | 3/16-19 | 2,496 A

    3:42 PM · Mar 19, 2026

    Apparently the only black people in America who oppose Voter ID requirements are members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:29 am

    All you libbies looking forward to the upcoming Schumer Summer Shutdown over Voter ID?

  8. Bari Weiss spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:12 am

    @6

    Nice of CBS NOT to poll the other questions others have asked like:

    Approve / Disapporve requiring Real ID or Passport

    Require In-Person Voting

    Etc.

    Good try.

    Side note, one has to provide ID to register in WA so problem solved.

  9. Cool story, Bro spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:22 am

    ‘Chuck Schumer is a Plaestinian’

  10. The Midterms spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:28 am

    The Hill
    @thehill

    Republicans reject Democrats’ effort to pay TSA by suspending Senate rules

    They can lie as much as they want but we all know.

  11. Gonna need a pardon spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:46 am

    Weird. A very large amount stock buying started before any twats or announcements.

  12. lmao spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:58 am

    kreepee dumbfuck of widbee been rubbin’ ’em out to

    Jessica Foster..

    But what all the media hoopla misses is the kreepfucks of the world holding out the desperate hope that elmo puts out a model for sale.

    Any task? uh… yeah.. sure..

    More than enough to make a kreepfuck part with lots and lots and lots of its fookin’ munee.. heh..

  13. LaGuardia spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:00 am

    Sean’s on his way! Sean’s on his way!

  14. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:02 am

    people to show valid photo ID before they are permitted to vote?

    Show us the jurisdiction where they are not already so required, you liar.

  15. G spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:07 am

    I don’t know about you, but I’m having fun. Couldn’t be funnier – death and destruction.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221117617

  16. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:10 am

    Schumer Summer Shutdown over Voter ID?

    This is very easily addressed, as seen above.

    Nowhere in the United States is anyone granted ballot access without having first presented documentation to prove their identity and residency.

    That last bit about residency ought to be a useful counter proposal. And smarter, more sophisticated Democrats than Chuck Schumer are ready with it. The most common form of individual voter fraud has nothing whatsoever to do with citizenship. It has to do with place of legal residency. And as we have seen in recent years this is a form of individual voter fraud disproportionately committed by older white people who tend to vote Republican.

    Lets pass a federal law requiring that voters prove their place of legal, permanent residency, documented with financial records and billing statements. Taking your boat, RV, fishing cabin as a permanent legal residence in order to enjoy some tax breaks? Better be sure your voter registration matches.

    Or believe it or not, straight to jail!

  17. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:13 am

    Trump’s dick dance with Iran will
    encourage smaller nations to get nukes as a deterrent to US meddling.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:21 am

    MAGA GOP Rep Anna Paulina Luna lied about claiming Ashkenazi Jewish heritage and it turns out her grandfather was an actual Nazi:

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/grandfather-of-gop-lawmaker-claiming-jewish-heritage-fought-for-nazis-report/amp/

  19. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:36 am

    The Hill
    @thehill

    Republicans reject Democrats’ effort to pay TSA by suspending Senate rules

    It was a Republican plan to fund TSA.

    And Fat Hitler rejected it in another one of his President Grandpa tantrums. All Republicans do is lie anymore. And voters are figuring it out.

  20. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:46 am

    As you pass through TSA security on your next journey keep in mind that thanks entirely to President Angry Grandpa and his team of GOP lickspittles, the heavily armed person you see standing there doing absolutely nothing is getting paid like a prince, while the diligent, hardworking person in a blue polo shirt you see checking documents and screening bags and passengers is working without pay.

    That’s GOP government in action.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:47 am

    @1 Trump blinked on attacking Iran’s power plants, the stock market’s up, the SAVE Act is going down, and more Republicans are ready to deal on ICE’s and CBP’s unconstitutional violence against U.S. citizens. So what, exactly, makes this a bad day for us?

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:50 am

    @4 There are several precedent of ICE agents shooting people, and since they won’t be screening baggage, exactly what is their function at airports, besides strutting around for show?

  23. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:52 am

    @6 A solution in search of a problem.

  24. Evangelical for Trump spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 11:59 am

    Guy who was fucking his second wife while still married to the first first was fucking a playboy, bunny and raping underage girls while married to the second and then was fucking a porn star while his third wife nursed his infant son is criticizing Joe Kent getting married too soon after his wife died.

  25. NY Post spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 12:04 pm

    @18

    FauxcaHans SS

    GASLIGHT chamber

    Lamestream Jews

  26. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 12:21 pm

    24,
    You’re just making the lying troll love him even more, if that’s possible.

  27. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 12:32 pm

    Here is what the current U.S. tactical plan for Iran looks like:

    Click me.

    This might also be the reason that President Angry Grandpa is doing another TACO right now.

  28. Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:04 pm

    You’re just making the lying troll love him even more, if that’s possible.

    It should be obvious by now that the dumbfuck Nazi troll is now severely diminished, and it’s not like he started out in a good space to begin with.

    One might now think of lynching him being a mercy killing, putting him out of his fucking misery.

  29. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:07 pm

    Yesterday ICE bagged two illegals at SFO.

    These arrests and deportations brought to you by Chuck and Hakeem.

    Oh, and by the two FAFOd domestic terrorists in Minneapolis!

  30. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:11 pm

    @ 29

    Clarification: These two arrests were prior to the ICE surge into US airports, which did not begin until today.

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:18 pm

    Looks like San Fran Nan is gonna need a new downstairs maid.

  32. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:44 pm

    2)In that case, necessary for the Army Air Force, allowed for more direct path for the XXI Bomber Command’s B-29s, and a base for Fighter Escort.

  33. THEY WERE TO SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 1:57 pm

    Well no one you appointed because they’re all as smart as your son Eric but the Joint Chiefs told you. You ignored them and whipped out your tiny dick and called it ‘John Holmes’

    Look at the way Iran attacked unexpectedly all of those countries surrounding them. That was not supposed to– nobody was even thinking about it.”

  34. lmao spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 2:26 pm

    the dumbfuck Nazi troll is now severely diminished,

    greatly diminished since 10/5/2025..

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2024-01-01 to 2026-03-23
    Export Type: first (Items: 143)
    Generated on: 2026-03-23 14:24:35 -0700
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    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
    ——————————————————————————–
    141 | 2025-10-04 11:39 | unserious twat
    78 | 2025-10-04 07:40 | has unserious twat
    26 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare queen
    26 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare

    by who? heh.. the imagination runs wild.

    hey kreepfuck’s “minder”! Great job making the kreep behave itself!

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 2:26 pm

    It appears at least questionable at this point whether Drumpf is willing to risk a global depression in order to continue his war.

    I expect an announcement any day now that Iran has agreed to reinstate the agreement they negotiated with Obama, and Trump tore up, as a condition for ending hostilities.

    The question is, whose condition?

  36. lmao spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 2:28 pm

    Clarification:

    Translation: troll LIED @29..

    The woman didn’t resist “arrest”. She resisted being deported. She and her daughter had already been arrested and were being put on a flight to Guatemala.

  37. G spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 3:07 pm

    So what, exactly, makes this a bad day for us?

    It doesn’t. He can’t sleep at night without lying to himself too.

    And as a prestigious failed medical student he feels better about himself, just like today was a bad day on Wall Street because it wasn’t a buying opportunity day!

  38. G spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 3:20 pm

    This is what changed Grandpas mind

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWNOXtYDANZ/?igsh=MXRhZ2RpMXI4ZzZhcg==

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 4:04 pm

    Have been reading that Democrats think armed police in airports is a bad look.

    I guess Democrats have not spent much time in European airports. Airport police armed with semiautomatic rifles are all over the place.

  40. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 4:46 pm

    Have been reading that..

    Prove it.

    That you can read, I mean.

  41. East Coast spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 4:48 pm

    So $1B taxpayer dollars to NOT get clean wind energy.

    So much winning

  42. G spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 5:27 pm

    I’ve been doing more than reading that Repukes don’t like democracy and freedom, and are fascists.

  43. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 5:48 pm

    @39 That’s what airport police are for, numbnuts.

    ICE agents aren’t “police” in any conventional sense. They can’t arrest an angry passenger who assaults a ticket agent. They can’t even direct traffic. Their only lawful authority is to enforce immigration laws, and the only time they can lawfully detain a U.S. citizen, no matter how drunk and disorderly he is, is when the citizen assaults an ICE agent or impedes immigration enforcement.

    So what, exactly, can they do in airports besides take out the trash?

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 5:52 pm

    Fifty thousand dollar signing bonuses to recruit people to stand around in airports twiddling their thumbs while trying to look important.

    Never again can Republicans accuse Democrats of wasting taxpayer money with straight faces.

  45. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 6:46 pm

    @ 44

    Fifty thousand dollar signing bonuses to recruit people to stand around in airports twiddling their thumbs while trying to look important.

    Pales in comparison to the financial grants to DEI-major students, who then graduate to operate the fryer at Dick’s.

  46. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 6:47 pm

    Congratulations, Secretary Mullin.

  47. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 7:27 pm

    @45 No comparison at all. The students are doing honest and useful work to pay off their debts. And neither the government nor you has any business telling them what to study.

  48. Just get the president, some crayons and an ice cream sandwich and it’ll be quiet for weeks spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 7:37 pm

    Senate Republicans emerged from meeting with the dumb shit in the White House and convinced him they can strip immigration funding get the Democrats on board get the government back open, and then force through without any Democratic support the SAVE act and restore the cuts to ICE.

    And he apparently believes them and endorsed the plan.

    How they plan to get anything else through without nuking, the Filibuster remains impossible.

    But they convince Donnie that this is a real thing kind of like the student described @45

  49. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 7:44 pm

    @48 Probably the plan is to nuke the filibuster just this one time, and one time only, to pass the Abolish Mail Voting Act and fund ICE’s warrantless searches and murders.

    And then the Democrats, when they get their chance, will nuke the filibuster just one time, and one time only, to reform the Supreme Court and pass a whole bunch of other shit including a wealth tax on obscenely rich and just plain obscene billionaires.

    There’s gotta be at least a couple Republican senators thinking about that.

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 7:50 pm

    In Texas, the voters spoke, and the GOP has no respect for them at all.

    https://www.rawstory.com/taylor-rehmet-2676581221/

  51. lmao spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:03 pm

    DEI-major students, who then graduate to operate the fryer at Dick’s.

    Educational Scholarships Dick’s offers college, vocational, and self-improvement scholarships to every current employee who works 20 hours per week for at least six months and continues to work at least 20 hours per week while attending school or receiving childcare assistance. Current year High School Graduates need only work full time 2 months of the summer to qualify. See website for more details.
    How the scholarship works: Participants receive $3,500 a year for each of their first 2 years of college, followed by an increased award of $9,000 per year for the last two college years.

    https://www.scholarshipjunkies.org/scholarship-search/dick-s-drive-ins-employee-scholarship-program

    I see no guidance there from those of teh dumbfuck mentality.

    I started working at Dick’s in August 2019 to help pay for my studies at Seattle University. Dick’s was great because they were happy to work with my school and theater schedule. I’d have class during the day, rehearsals at night from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., and I’d work at Dick’s when I wasn’t studying. Not a lot of jobs are open to that much flexibility. Now, I’m a senior crew member and certified trainer at the Capital Hill store.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/job-diary-dicks-burgers-fast-food-worker-in-seattle-2021-10?op=1

    Dicks is very popular. People love the food. It’s simple maybe but it satisfies in a pinch. But what would a moldering fuck in widbee know?

  52. lmao spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:08 pm

    Fifty thousand dollar signing bonuses to recruit people to stand around in airports twiddling their thumbs while trying to look important.

    Goons kreeping people out:

    https://assets.newsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/AP26082577012812.jpg?w=1600&quality=80&webp=1

    Heh. Next thing you know they’ll be polishing the glass. Then teh dumbfuck will crow, “at least they’re not sitting on their asses.”..

  53. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:11 pm

    Pales in comparison to the financial grants to DEI-major students, who then graduate to operate the fryer at Dick’s.

    Show your work.

    .

    Just kidding. Of course you can’t. Anymore than you can show us thousands of “The Beaners” voting without citizenship.

    Good post. You’re getting stronger every day. Keep guzzling the beef tallow and tanning, bro. It’s working.

  54. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:20 pm

    Fifty thousand dollar signing bonuses to recruit people to stand around in airports

    Are the TSA lines getting shorter?

    .

    Just kidding. Don’t answer.

    They are not. It’s just another MAGA Republican circle jerk of course.

    At enormous taxpayer expense.

    Fat Hitler is a genius at media optics. Give him that. The theatrics. The manly drama. All of it

    But he’s shit with a budget and always drives his businesses into bankruptcy.

    Are we next?

  55. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:43 pm

    51)When I was equipment manager for the Fighting Irish, one of our assistant coaches was the manager at the Broadway location, and another a teacher at Seattle U. Great carpool team getting to practice.

  56. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:54 pm

    Interesting runoffs yesterday in Bavarian mayoral elections , the three major cities, Social Democrats lost Munich to the Greens, Christian Social Union held Nuremberg, Social Democrats took Augsburg from CSU.

    National Rally won several mid size French Cities but lost in the big ones they targeted, except Nice. Paris was a battle between Socialists and the Center-Right, NR didn’t make the Runoff.

    Denmark has a snap election tomorrow, wonder which pro-independence candidates win the two seats, might be a factor in who is PM. The Greenlanders in the National Parliament just differ on timeframes.

  57. Unfit but we knew that spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 8:55 pm

    Sleepy Don.

    🎶
    Napping in Memphis🎶

  58. It’s not a few bad apples it’s rotten in the roots spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:42 pm

    Two SPD officers have been found to have been presubmitting their overtime paperwork and leaving as little as 30 minutes and as much as three hours before their paid time ends.

    In total about 80 hours of overtime pay for no work.

    Ironically one of them is supervised by Paige Max who was videoed sleeping in her cruiser while on the clock. She made $500k in overtime in 2024 according to public disclosure, the top overtime earner with the department.

    One of the officers was given three days unpaid suspension, after collecting about six in extra money and the other one retired before this was discovered and was ceremonially given 30 days suspended but SPOG of course saw to it financial restitution is off the table.

    Both Cox and other Sergeants confirm overtime is on the honor system and SPOG draws a line in the sand on contact negotiations on having any kind of clock in/out system. Wonder why?

    Safe to say this fraud is standard operating procedure..

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:50 pm

    @51 what would a moldering fuck in widbee know?

    He doesn’t go to establishments that don’t serve wine.

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 9:55 pm

    @58 It’s hard for me to see how defunding cops who sleep on the job or collect pay for time not worked compromises public safety in any way. And I wonder why KCPA doesn’t prosecute them for fraud?

  61. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/23/26 at 10:16 pm

    60)Probably SPOG extorting the prosecutors. Refusal of cooperation if they do.

  62. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 1:48 am

    @61 If KCPA can’t get murderers, kidnappers, rapists, robbers, carjackers, and drug dealers off the streets because the cops refuse to do their jobs, that’s not the prosecutors’ problem.

    After all, if the police make themselves useless, why have a police force at all and why pay them?

  63. The SAVE act spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 9:16 am

    Just a reminder that The White House in response to press questions confirm Donald J. Trump voted in today’s Florida Special Election with a mailed ballot.

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION in this MATTER

  64. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 9:40 am

    @ 62

    After all, if the police make themselves useless, why have a police force at all and why pay them?

    Because police unions are as effective as teachers’ unions at ensuring that useless members are paid.

  65. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 10:28 am

    Senator Kennedy, R-LA, a conservative GrandOldPedo loyalist if ever there was one went on the Fox news and stated flat kut Democrats agreed to fund EVERYTHING except additional funds for ICE which is already funded and Donnie told Thune no.

    Kennedy Said he would accept the offer and vote Yea.

    That Kennedy, of all Senators, is putting this on blast on State News Channel tells you what rhe midterm polling looks like and who the public blames for the airport lines.

  66. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 11:59 am

    Amtrak is shifting the on board crews of the Empire Builder out of Seattle to consolidate it all in Chicago. It’s just the sleeper and Coach attendants on 7/8, the Diner was already based out of Chicago, with one attendant overnighting Whitefish(not needed for the breakfeast shift westbound, Dinner Eastbound out of Seattle). Whole OBS Crew on 27/28, the Portland Section already based out of Chicago with one.
    https://www.king5.com/article/money/business/amtrak-empire-builder-onboard-staffing-chicago/281-07aad1a2-5c2f-4069-bb79-1a9a714d16d8

    Going to be interesting, The crew will get the toughest portion right off the bat. 16 hours on the full day through western Minnesota, North Dakota and Montana, and the short Day into Seattle following, where while sleeper passengers are in the Diner, already beginning the turnaround cleaning.(Train gets in before 11AM, has to be ready by 4, same set used on the return trip to Chicago).

  67. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 12:35 pm

    The volatility in the market might be manipulations conducted by the Trump organization to exploit things for quick profits.

  68. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 2:37 pm

    @64 You’ve got a point, to some small extent, in that it’s evident your teachers didn’t accomplish anything useful with at least one of their students. However, I’m inclined to think you’re largely a one-off.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 2:39 pm

    @67 Ya think???

  70. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 2:41 pm

    This “pastor” is a Satan worshipper, not a Christian.

    The pastor from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s home church in Tennessee said last week on a podcast that he wants James Talarico to die

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pete-hegseth-pastor-james-talarico-death_n_69c18fe3e4b0964b57003b56?origin=home-latest-news-unit

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 2:49 pm

    Hey, look who else besides Elizabeth Warren has claimed Cherokee ancestry:

    Ousted Border Patrol Officer Greg Bovino was revealed Tuesday to have claimed minority status …. “He identified his race as ‘Native American’ and his tribe as Cherokee,” the Times report reads.

    I wonder if they’re cousins? Oh, and don’t miss this little bit:

    To reward top performance, he said, he gave out tomahawks.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/greg-bovino-2676611179/

  72. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/24/26 at 2:58 pm

    Stephen Miller never ceases being a monster. Now he wants to ban the children of illegal immigrants from public schools, even if they’re U.S. citizens.

    https://www.rawstory.com/stephen-miller-2676614235/

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