Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

LegalEagle: Anthropic just told the government “No”

Elective War Without End, Amen:

• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп posts “Make Iran great again,” and says U.S. won war on day one
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Yes Siree, Трамп Has Kicked Off WWIII ♬
• Get High, Watch This: Трампs update on Iran… and other stupid stuff
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about killing & attacks “late night morons” and Iran war coverage
• Stella Magz: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants our allies to clean up his shitshow
• Parody Project: ♫ After the War ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s stupidity is utterly flawless at exposing his own lies on the Iran war
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Strait of Hormuz ♬
• SNL: Трамп gas prices
• Jon Stewart invites panel of Трампs to debate Iran war
• Stephen: Trump says he’ll bomb Iran “just for fun” & Hegseth wants a patriotic press & dig we must??
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Incursion Subversion to Mask Past Perversion ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп UPSET at lack of media cheerleading for his war, tries bullying
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Never Bomb Countries With Oil ♬
• Puppet Regime: Regime invades streamers with Special Military Operation
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’ll “take” Cuba, Rand Paul rips DHS pick Mullin, Gabbard grilled on Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants $200 billion for emotional support war
• The Late Show: Surprise her with a 2026 Lexus
• LegalEagle: War crimes in Iran
• The Late Show: Bombing Iran? Try Havinaplan
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп compares Iran strikes to Pearl Harbor
• Stephen: Allies pass on helping Трамп fight Iran and MarineTraffic is amazing & taking Cuba
• Christopher Titus: War is peace. Dumb is smart.
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s Iran war, takeover of Cuba, MAGA brawls over micropenises & is the new Ayatollah gay?
• Seth Meyers: NATO countries rebuff Трамп’s plea to help with Strait of Hormuz amid Iran oil crisis

The Resistance: ♫ Please Don’t Give Up On Us (A Letter to Our Allies) ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Attacked by Radicalized Cowboy! ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Inside Трамп’s controversial clemency spree freeing criminals
• The Daily Show: ntroducing Free Speech Plus—Pay what you need to say what you want!
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп just had a MAJOR senior moment, “President Gavin Newsom”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Who Cares What He Says? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Трамп Does “Just for Fun” ♬
• Jen Psaki: Lying? Confused? Трамп spins WEIRD Iran fantasy narrative contradicted by reports
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s DOJ settles with Ticketmaster
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to hijack next election, attacks Newsom’s dyslexia & MAGA official resigns over Iran war
• Lawrence O’Donnell: When asked, Трамп refused to honor fallen U.S. troops in his war
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’re Not Fit To Gov ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s St. Patrick’s day speech
• The Resistance: Real Трамп quotes set to an unsettling 80s disco groove
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s war on voting rights & windmills, Markwayne Mullin grilled by Senate & no pay for TSA agents
• Seth Meyers: Трамп voter rips him over soaring gas prices, MAGA says high prices are a “sacrifice”
• JoJoFromJerz: A new low? Трамп mocks people with learning disabilities (again)
• Ari Melber: The Felon Von Shitzinpantz can’t escape Epstein—DOJ under pressure as files EXPOSE Epstein’s bid to scrub past online
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Chuck Norris
• Rohit Chopra: Трамп sold you out to credit card companies
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes a Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japanese Prime Minister & is he lying about Epstein!?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Steve Shives: The Twilight Zone’s “The Shelter” is the perfect parable for this moment

The Stupidest Motherfucking Sycophants, Liars, and Idiots You’ve Ever Seen:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Simple Song of Sociopaths (mostly) ♬
• MAGA Country: ♫ Not So Sweet Karoline ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Marco… Those shoes don’t fit. At all.
• Stella Magz: Tulsi Gabbard—Brown-noser or responsibility dodger?
• Chris Hayes: Gabbard BUSTED for omitting key Iran line that contradicted Трамп
• Jordan Klepper: MAGA spins high oil prices into patriotism & Rand Paul beefs with Markwayne Mullin
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Pete Hegseth ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Take J.D. ♬
• SNL: MAHAspital:

• John Oliver: J.D. Vance
• Tommy Campbell: Trump Forces Staff to Wear Matching Shoes
• Jen Psaki: Dems dump Epstein meeting with A.G., demanding oath to stop lying
• SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on liberal politics and the 2026 Oscars
• John Oliver: J.D. Vance
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Baggy Shoes ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Shoes ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Big Shoes to Fill (The Marco Rubio Song) ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Melanie Трамп labels herself ‘A VISIONARY’ in bizarre self-absorbed speech
• The Resistance: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Face ♬

Sen. Patty Murray: Thoughts on the “SAVE America” Act

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.