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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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SNL: Epstein-Barr

LegalEagle: They’re arresting journalists for journalism

The Resistance: ♫ We Will Rebuild! ♬

150+ Episcopal Bishops: A letter to our fellow Americans on ICE actions

Good Looser: Mass student protests in Tri-Cities, WA

Lawrence O’Donnell: No Republicans show up as victims of Трамп-encouraged ICE shootings testify

Reign of The Melon Felon and Führer Von Shitzenpantz:

The Late Show: Introducing “Coalie”

Stella Magz: Marjorie Taylor Greene, “The Pope is Catholic….”

The Daily Show: Gavin Newsom—Leading man, for your consideration

MPR: Sociologist Nicole Bedera explains how observing ICE is a ‘de-escalation’ tactic

Vox: The House of Representatives is too small. Here is one way to fix it.

Ali Velshi: A look at the corporations enabling ICE operations

Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello: ♫ Protest concert at First Avenue, Minneapolis ♬:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Langhorn Slim: ♫ We The People ♬

JoJoFromJerz: Fuck you, Susan Collins!

Lisa Remillard: Why did the Supreme Court just rule against Трамп on California maps?

The Late Show: Let’s give women something to smile about

John D. Cundle: ♫ Weapons of Mass Illumination ♬

LegalEagle: Judge saves 5-year-old from ICE

Executioners, Grifters, Traitors, and Liars:

Jimmy Kimmel interviews Don Lemon

Robert Reich: How can we defeat big money?

Jesse Welles: ♫ Shirley Not ♬

Caitlin Speaks: Why this “agitator” video makes the killing of Alex Pretti worse

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  2. Wonder how many more of the law firms that caved has leaders in the Epstein files?

  3. Rafael Cruz R-TX less than a year ago filed an amicus brief arguing that partisan gerrymandering by the legislature is right a proper and fair in Texas.

    Today he’s melting down on the Twatter about Virginia doing the same.

    Get fucked, Rafael.

  4. 2

    We will never know the truth about Epstein and his sorry business. The Zionist Cabal will not allow it.

  5. Looking at this homage to Black History Month by MSR about MUNI, the one that stands out is the first African American Female Cable Car Grip. They don’t direct hire Grips, they start out as bus drivers, and have to have a clean record for 10 years before can even bid on the job, and then have to pass the physical requirements, including upper body strength, and 80% wash out. In their history, only six women have passed Grips training.

    https://www.streetcar.org/black-barrier-breakers-in-san-francisco-transit/

    The photo of MUNI’s first African American Director and a famous Supervisor promoting the FastPass, the streetcar in the background was one of MUNI’s worst, build by a subsidiary of Boeing. Rooted in Nixon’s push for UMTA to promote Buy American.

  6. With the last part of Phase II opening next month, ST planning on the next round of Phase Iii projects is next. The proposals to streamline it, should have passed decades ago.

    https://www.theurbanist.org/2026/02/04/olympia-seeks-to-boost-sound-transit-with-long-overdue-permit-reforms/

    In the article is a rendering of the proposed Portland Ave Station on the Tacoma Dome Link Extension, might as well call it EQC Notth Station as it and Fife Station will be within a short walk from the Crown Jewels of Puyallup Tribal Enterprises. As TDLE will be on tribal land, tribe has veto power and Sound Transit already has made concessions, including rooting it away from I-5 to avoid the St George’s Indian School and Cemetery.The rooting through Fife will probably be the largest stretch where it will parallel the Interurban’s former Right of Way.

    I-5 has proven to be the default path of least resistance, something that the next two branches won’t have.

  7. Global warming update:

    Great Lakes Ice Tracker
    @glicetracker

    Great Lakes ice update for February 5, 2026: Combined 57% | Lake Superior 54% | Lake Michigan 37% | Lake Huron 75% | Lake Erie 96% | Lake Ontario 21% | #GreatLakes

    1:15 PM · Feb 5, 2026

    The Lake Erie average over the last 53 years is 60%.
    ·

  8. YLB certainly @ 1 has the focus on Vice President Vance, because he is married to a highly intelligent Asian woman who puts the fear of God into YLB.

    Here is another individual with an unnatural focus on the vice president:

    TOLEDO, Ohio – A federal grand jury returned an indictment earlier this week charging a 33-year-old man with threatening to kill the Vice President of the United States during his visit to the Northwest Ohio region in January.

    Shannon Mathre, of Toledo, is accused of making a threat to take the life of, and to inflict bodily harm upon, a successor to the presidency, in violation of Title 18 U.S. Code Section 871(a). In the indictment, he allegedly stated, “I am going to find out where he (the vice president) is going to be and use my M14 automatic gun and kill him.” Mathre was arrested by U.S. Secret Service agents Feb. 6.

    The grand jury further charges that from about Dec. 31, 2025, to Jan. 21, 2026, Mathre was also engaged in the receipt and distribution of images that visually depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct, in violation of Title 18 U.S. Code Section 2252(a)(2). While investigating the threats allegedly made against the vice president, federal agents discovered multiple digital files of child sexual abuse materials (CSAM) in Mathre’s possession.

    So YLB, take heart. You are not alone. There are others out there who bear a scary similarity to your “Asian” phobia.

    By all means, YLB, keep your digital images secure. And for Christ’s sake, clear your search browser. “Pregnant Asian bitches” never applied to Boxcheck Momala. Not for more than a couple of weeks a time or two, anyway.

  9. This is for you, G-clown:

    The Hill
    ·
    The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed above 50,000 points for the first time in the 140-year history of the stock index.
    The Dow gained more than 1,200 points, rising 2.5 percent to close at 50,115 points. The S&P 500 index rose 2 percent on the day, and the Nasdaq composite closed with a gain of 2.2 percent. https://trib.al/SNsTV8C

    Happy Saturday, G-clown.

  10. That all ya got, kreepfuck @8?

    Take heart O kreepee one. Your streak of felating unlikable jerks at HA remains unbroken.

    More poor taste and shitty judgement than Casey and Usha COMBINED.

    One for the record books.

  11. Furthermore, kreepfuck appears no longer in denial that jerky dick BOWMAN was BOOED by a stadium full of Meloni voters.

    Earth to kreepfuck. Congrats on your ischemic episode jolting you into a touch of reality. But there were more than just Meloni voters in that stadium.

    And every major media outlet with a shred of credibility left reported on the booing. But thank you for being so silly in the previous thread.

  12. @ 11

    Furthermore, kreepfuck appears no longer in denial that jerky dick BOWMAN was BOOED by a stadium full of Meloni voters.

    This serves as consolation to YLB, who otherwise must live with the reality that was Boxcheck Momala and the corrupt Tim Walz booed by more than 77,000,000 American voters in 2024.

    So a victor, booed, is YLB’s victory. Everyone else is too busy to care. And certainly in no mood to use all-caps for such a silly thing as this. YLB slips into Obama mode.

  13. YLB will be sure to boo President Vance’s successful nomination of Sonia Sotomayor’s replacement in 2030.

    And YLB will throatily boo President Vance’s successful nomination of Elena Kagan’s replacement in 2035, which will give the conservatives an 8-1 Supreme Court advantage.

    Yes, it’s a word.

  15. @ 14

    Hahahahahahaha..

    Written like someone whose party holds control of one or more of

    The White House

    The House of Representatives

    The Senate.

    I don’t think you could credibly explain to Darryl what’s so funny, YLB.

  16. @15 babbling like a bozo scared to death of what’s coming in November..

    The idiot crows about a Dow 30 index driven by a handful of way overvalued high flyers.

    Yet Amazon laid off 16k.. Oracle is laying off 20 percent of its employees. To afford more compute power for AI. But the AI bubble is going to pop..

    The picture gets ever worse for working Americans, the kind of voters that were conned by orange poopy pants:

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2026/01/25/paychecks-not-keeping-up-with-cost-of-living/88306961007/

    BOWMAN won’t last past the midterms. Won’t last past the popping of the AI bubble. And kreepfuck is sooooo scared.

    But keep fellating BOWMAN and pants shitter if it gets ya through the night dumbass.

  17. I don’t think you could credibly explain to Darryl

    Your “value” in the poll roundup threads?

    Silly puppy dog widbee dumbfuck needs a pat on the head from Darryl. lmao..

  18. And it’s kinda of funee in very rare lucid moments that pants shitter reaches out to Dems talk about affordability.

    No doubt pants shitter is scared of what’s coming in November.

    It would rather win through cheating (see TexASS and other red disasters) but it seems to want to practice at making a deal to avoid being held accountable for its fascist thug policies.

    That all changes if the orange asswipe just strokes out and is made incapacitated. Can’t happen soon enough.

  19. BOWMAN was so “well liked” by kreepfuck’s fantasy Meloni voters in that stadium that BOWMAN:

    demanded a blow job from Meloni herself.

    kreepfuck be jelly..

    But BOWMAN had to back up pants shitter on the cowardice of Italian soldiers in Afghanistan:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/meloni-trumps-nato-remarks-afghanistan-201315080.html

    A measly 53 Italians died in Afghanistan, 700 or so wounded. “Serious” indeed coming from pants shitter and its sicko-phant for “life” (not much longer, eh?):

    BOWMAN.

  20. WinterOlympics2026 12h
    J.D. Vance and his family are attending the Winter Olympics in Milan with an exceptionally large security and logistics operation. Their entourage includes a fleet of 14 aircraft and a motorcade of 100 vehicles navigating tightly secured streets. Eleven of the planes are carrying his delegation, staff, former athletes, and security personnel, while one aircraft is dedicated solely to food supplies. Two additional planes transported armored vehicles across the Atlantic.

    Aside from (waives at it all)…

    Why are you taking your own food to Italy? Pasta too spicy? Kids only eat pizza? MAHA Mediterranean diet?

  23. Pants shitter on kreepfuck fav fellatee, jerky dick BOWMAN:

    “Well, I mean he is in a foreign country, in all fairness. But, uh, he doesn’t get booed in this country.”

    Oh yeah orangie?

    Vance has been booed in the United States on multiple occasions. He was booed at a firefighters’ union conference in Boston in 2024, during Trump’s presidential campaign. He was booed by protesters in Vermont when he traveled there with his family last March for a ski vacation. He was booed by the audience at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., the same month. And he was seen being ruthlessly heckled and, yes, booed, in viral video clips from Washington, D.C.,’s Union Station last August.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-learned-jd-vance-got-164855055.html

    Fellate BOWMAN harder kreepfuck!

  24. @3 Snowflake is right. I’ll always remember Ted Crud standing on a stage and saying nothing while Trump falsely slandered his father as a terrorist. What a wuss. And then, of course, there’s the “Cancun Ted” episode when he basked at a Mexican resort twiddling his thumbs while his constituents froze in the dark. He’s useless, and it takes super-dumb voters to keep reelecting him. But then, as we all know, Texans have chili for brains.

  25. @8 So who, and what, is this dude?

    According to the Feb. 4 indictment, which was unsealed Feb. 6, Mathre allegedly said he would find where the vice president would be and “use my M14 automatic gun and kill him.”

    That sure makes it sound like he’s one of yours.

    As investigators looked into Mathre’s alleged threats against Vance, prosecutors said Mathre also had digital files of child sexual abuse materials. In addition to a count of making threats against the president and successors to the presidency, Mathre is also charged with receipt and distribution of child pornography.

    This does, too. Gun freaks and child porno reek of “Republican.”

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/02/07/ohio-justice-department-vice-president-jd-vance/88564776007/

    His lawyer claims the alleged threat against Vance is a “farce.” We’ll see. In our legal system, an accused is presumed innocent until found guilty in a court of law, but the dumbfuck troll thinks they’re all guilty, even if they’re innocent. He’s like Trump in that respect (think Central Park Five).

    Whatever. Let the chips fall where they will; if this dude is going around threatening public officials, even ones I don’t like or support, by all means take him out of circulation and keep him behind bars. There’s no place for that in a civilized society. Of course, we’re not a civilized society while Trump is president and Republicans like the dog murderer are running things.

    And the dumbfuck troll’s outrage at political violence is, shall we say, highly selective. He’s okay with his tribe threatening civil war, with the insurrection at the Capitol, and the beatings of police officers trying to protect our democracy. He’s all in on the murders of unarmed, nonviolent protesters against ICE thuggery. So he has no credibility on the subject of political violence.

    I’m against political. All the time. No matter who the victim is. I’m principled, not selective, on the issue. Principled is something the dumbfuck troll will never be.

  26. @12 America is a misogynistic and racist country that would rather elect a lying, thieving, fascist piece of sit like Trump than a woman, let alone a black woman. And you’re one of those voters.

  27. @15 At least we agree fascism isn’t funny. You’re not funny, either. Nor do you have any sense of humor. You’re a ghoul incapable of laughter.

  28. @18 And it’s kinda of funee in very rare lucid moments that pants shitter reaches out to Dems talk about affordability.

    He’s reaching out to crow about the stock market — in the third person, like the spectator he is.*

    And he’s right about the stock market. It’s on afterburners. I’ve made more in the last five weeks than I paid for my Seattle house. Not in options, but from gains in stocks I own outright.

    What’s going on is several things, but principally earnings. Wall Street expects corporate earnings to grow 14%-15% this year. How much will wages grow? Or the economy? It doesn’t take a math whiz to see the capitalists are taking an ever larger share of what workers produce, because they can.

    By any measure, those of us who own shares of companies are vastly better off than those who work for those companies. And we do no work, we produce nothing. It ain’t fair or logical, but it’s the system, and I go with the flow.

    * By his own admission, he doesn’t own any stocks.

  29. Don’t worry. We’ll stop at the surface of this case.

    Don’t worry. We’ll get to the surface of this case.

    Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.

    Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Ms. Good’s vehicle, but Trump administration leaders said to drop it.

  30. The Trump administration needs to read the room: nobody who ain’t batshit crazy wants to attack Iran to start World War III or bow down to the Zionist lobby.

    Enough already!

  31. Dumbfuck

    37 convictions, whatever.

    3800 references in the Epstein Files, doesn’t matter

    Rando gets indicted PAY ATTENTION TO THIS IT IS PROOF OF SOMETHING!

    An attempt was made.

  33. Well, now we know that Trump RX is Bullshit it’s basically a coupon system just like Goid RX with a few differences.

    It only covers you if you buy the name brand version of a drug and in most cases even with the coupon, the generic from your pharmacy is a lower cost. Not only that you can’t go through your insurance so if you have decent coverage, you would never ever use this plan. If you have the cash to pay for your medication, you would save some money. If you are neither of those things this program gets you dick bubkis diddly squat nothing good day, sir.

    Like everything the octogenarian touches it is designed to save people who already have quite a bit of money a little bit more money.

  34. @8

    Cool. Maybe I can sell some stock to pay the mortgage now that I’m laid off.

    What’s the nutritional value of the Dow?

    Will a copy of Barton’s feed a family of three or do I need back issues too?

    Are shoes for the kids SNAP eligible?

  35. @30 Attacking Iran won’t start World War 3. Russia doesn’t care that much about Iran, and even less for the ayatollahs. In Moscow, the Iranians are considered useful idiots. Nobody would miss the ayatollahs. Where the Russians might get excited is if we staged nuclear-armed missiles there with a new government’s blessing (this is what triggered the Cuban missile crisis).

    As for bowing down to the Zionist lobby, the Trump administration doesn’t need any prompting. They’re more than happy to do that on their own initiative, even when Benjy fucks them in the ass. Because Netanyahu is a fascist after Trump’s own heart.

    What Trump admires most about his Israeli counterpart is the latter murders doctors, journalists, and babies with abandon. Trump loves that, but lacks the guts to do it himself.

  37. This is North Korea shit, and it needs to stop, even if that involves abolishing ICE and letting immigration enforcement slide for a while:

    Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. …

    He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton.

    He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

    https://tinyurl.com/y6kpc8kx

    This is criminal conduct, not legitimate law enforcement. Somebody should go to prison for this.

  38. This is how they’re filling seats in theaters showing “Melania”:

    The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has warned that thousands of active-duty military personnel may have been coerced into attending screenings of the Melania documentary.

    The foundation has received complaints from service members at eight military facilities worldwide. One soldier wrote, “Nobody that I know wanted to go except for those that did not want to get jacked up by our unit commander for not attending.”

    The commander in question allegedly wore red MAGA hats and “made it very clear” his position regarding those who do not support the administration. He reportedly designated the documentary screening as one of three mandatory monthly unit activity events designed to strengthen military unit cohesion.

    https://www.rawstory.com/military-2675108262/

    Take their commander’s name, so the next administration can fire his ass. The military is supposed to be nonpolitical. You gotta wonder if this guy watches soldiers fill out their ballots.

  40. Tim Walz caved, and his lefty constituents are not happy about it.

    FRONTLINES TPUSA
    @FrontlinesTPUSA
    ·
    HAPPENING NOW: Anti-ICE Protestors are now attempting to keep Minnesota Governor Tim Walz awake as they have grown unhappy with his cooperation with President Trump and Border Czar Tom Homan.

    @Bodittle | @TPUSA

    4:52 PM · Feb 6, 2026

    I bet Alex Pretti would be pretty unhappy. If he hadn’t FAFO, I mean.

  41. @ 33

    Like everything the octogenarian touches it is designed to save people who already have quite a bit of money a little bit more money.

    It was like that with everything Barack and ol’ Joe touched, too. Sometimes those Democrats gave my friends and me a lot more money.

    Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

  42. Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Ms. Good’s vehicle, but Trump administration leaders said to drop it.

    There was a time in America where that sort of interference would have produced months of hearings.

  43. 37,

    Did he injure himself by repeatedly running head first into a brick wall? 😉🙄

  44. Democrat Chasity Martinez just won a Louisiana district specifically redrawn to be Trump +17.

  46. @40 I can’t think of anyone who would’ve been happier on the Gettysburg battlefield than you. So many dead bodies to gloat over.

  47. @41 Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

    You can say that again! We capitalists are getting away with daylight robbery. It’s like walking into Fort Knox and walking out with souvenirs.

  48. @45 30 House Republicans have now announced their retirement retreat headlong panic-stricken flight from the political battlefield.

  50. This is why I don’t get paid to write jokes and have to do it for free.

    Kid Rock makes music for guys who buy their girlfriends personalized, Bedazzled tobacco spit cups for Christmas.

    Now you might argue that’s an inappropriate gift for a 13 year old, but sisters really are the hardest family members to shop for.

  51. Republicans will lose in November. They will lose control of the House and Senate. Trump will re-arrange his agenda, but it won’t matter very much.

    2028 is the election for which we should all be preparing. 2026 is a done deal.

  52. The correct response from all 50 states as written in the precise original language of the Constitution is, “Fuck off as hard as you have ever fucked off.”

    Dear Chief Election Officials,

    To prepare for the 2026 US midterm elections, your election partners at the FBI, DOJ, DHS, USPIS, and the EAC would like to invite you to a call where we can discuss our preparations for the cycle, as well as updates and resources we can provide to you and your staff.

    The call will be on Wednesday, February 25 (2-3pm EST) and will be for Chief Election Officials. You may designate a proxy to attend in your place if you are not available. On Wednesday, March 4, we will hold a similar call for members of the EAC’s Local Leadership Council.

    We look forward to speaking with you in support of the 2026 midterm elections.
    Thank you,

    Kellie M. Hardiman
    FBI Election Executive

  54. @52 The only business the feds have in the 2026 midterms is monitoring for Russian or other foreign interference. But we know the leadership of these agencies isn’t interested in that.

  57. More from Ossoff. And why the GrandOldPedophiles are going to lose bigly.

    We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

    Carry on with the ‘Epstein Class’. It resonates.

    Ossoff’s likely challenger out of the primaries, Mike Collin’s is mired in an ethics scandal in the house for buying a second home rental property funnneling campaign money to an aide for personal use. Spends his time championing the unconstitutional SAVE act and tweeting about criminals. All of whom on his feed are black or brown.

    The top fundraiser opponent Earl ‘Buddy’ Carter spends most of his time screeching about trans kids, the Heroes of ICE and the criminal illegal aliens.

  59. @ 57

    We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

    Suzan DelBene: $141.66 million

    Kim Schrier: $29.87 million

    Patty Murray: $3.38 million

    Maria Cantwell $3.34 million

    Pramila Jayapal: $1.66 million

    Good on WA-2, WA-3, WA-9 reps for net worth closer to $1M, or below.

  60. @ 59

    I was surprised at now little Cantwell’s net worth is reported to be (I saw other figures up to about $5.7M)

    She one held a shit-ton of equity in RealNetworks shares, which funded the Senate seat she purchased in 2000.

    Apparently she spent so much to buy that seat that her 2000 campaign still owes her $5 million. It’s uncertain whether that $5M is on the books as an asset. I mean, after 25 years shouldn’t it just be written off?

    Or is Maria Cantwell’s campaign paying her 8% interest or so on that owed amount, each and every year, which would justify keeping the asset on her personal books and the loan active on her campaign’s books?

    What was is that dude @ 57 spewed? Cantwell is the Epstein class. And the finances can be cumbersome at the Epstein class level.

  61. @ 57

    “More from Ossoff.”

    Ossoff was on the Georgia ballot, too.. Including all of the fraudulent ones.

    To answer #CrookedHillary’s Benghazi question WRT Georgia 2000, it matters because the widespread ballot fraud also benefitted Ossoff. Ossoff lost the November count and his opponent was very close to 50%. It doesn’t take much fraud exposure to make a credible claim that his opponent was over 50%, in which case there should have been no runoff.

    The DOJ has eight months to prove this.

    There is more than one reason that Georgia Democrats tried oh, so hard to prevent the ballots from seeing the light of day.

  62. It’s not about the game. It’s not about the Seahawks, nor the Patriots, nor the stories the QBs of each team have to share.

    It’s about skin color, if you ask the sports desk at WaPo And by that I don’t mean the local team name Redskins, which the WaPo sports desk already killed:

    Charles C. W. Cooke
    @charlescwcooke

    In which a sports reporter at the Washington Post declares that “The most relevant figure to Super Bowl LX is” . . . Colin Kaepernick. They cannot fix themselves. They will not fix themselves. They are incorrigible, monomaniacal weirdos.
    Quote
    The Washington Post
    @washingtonpost
    ·
    15h
    The Super Bowl is being played in Colin Kaepernick’s former home stadium, at a societal moment that echoes the issues he forced football fans to confront nearly 10 years ago, after he kneeled during the national anthem before a 49ers game. https://wapo.st/4rHY5R3

    4:23 AM · Feb 8, 2026

    Shed no tears for those laid off by WaPo last week, which include the entire sports desk. Those useless fucks committed ritual suicide.

  63. For WaPo sports desk reporters the Super Bowl is about skin color, not about football.

    For YLB @ 1, 10, 11 the Winter Olympics are about bashing Usha Vance in any way possible, not about international winter sports competitions.

    YLB will mourn the loss of the WaPo sports desk. The rest of us have no reason to give a shit.

  64. JayVee took 24 Suburbans through the streets of Milan to attend the figure skating team competitions.

    Most teams were unable to get to the arena in the resulting traffic and had to skip their warm-up routines.

    USA USA USA USA

  65. @59

    So you’re saying an old school Microsoftie, direct report to Balmer, head of MSOffice Kurt DelBene is rich but not Rick Scott rich?

    Good work. Now report 100% of the value of a winery Ilhan Omar’s husband is a fractional owner as her net worth.

    How about Paul Pelosi

    Good job

  66. @61

    Good luck with that.

    FEDS, “Because a poll supervisor failed to sign a form, all these completely real ballots should be tossed.”

    Keep fucking that dead horse.

    Trump lost. Deal with it.

  67. …all of the fraudulent ones.

    Are the “fraudulent ones” in the room with us right now?

    Can you see them?

    Are they with the expired COVID vaccine lots?
    🤡👍

  68. @ 64

    JayVee took 24 Suburbans through the streets of Milan… Most teams were unable to get to the arena… had to skip their warm-up routines.

    So weak. To think that a line of 24 vehicles, as alleged, interrupted the carefully planned events of an Olympic Games.

    I guess the planners only expected 22 vehicles. And that absolutely nobody else would need a ride to the arena.

    So weak.. This is where reliance on the political skills of Boxcheck Momala has left you, libbies.

  69. Next up: Libbies whine about the carbon footprint that will be left by Usha and JD’s fourth child.

  70. This seems relevant:

    The petitioners concede that they are deemed to be
    “applicants for admission,” i.e., “alien[s] present within the United States
    who ha[ve] not been admitted” by lawful means. 8 USC §§ 1225(a)(1),
    1101(a)(13)(A) (definition of admission). Each of them entered illegally
    many years ago. As such, the government contends, because neither
    petitioner showed himself to be “clearly and beyond a doubt entitled to be
    admitted,” he “shall be detained” pending his removal proceeding.     8 U.S.C.
    § 1225(b)(2)(A). The petitioners counter that, despite falling squarely
    within § 1225, they are nonetheless eligible for discretionary release on bond
    during removal proceedings. Section 1226(a)(2), they contend, applies to
    them precisely because they did not “seek [lawful] admission” according to
    § 1225. 8 U.S.C. § 1226(a)(2). These provisions were framed by the IIRIRA
    immigration reform legislation in 1996, Pub. L. 104-208, 110 Stat. 3009
    (1996), but their interrelation had not been adjudicated until the past few
    months, when the current Presidential Administration began detaining illegal
    alien residents, like the petitioners here, for removal proceedings without
    Case: 25-20496 Document: 213-1 Page: 2 Date Filed: 02/06/2026
    25-20496
    c/w No. 25-40701
    3
    bond, rather than bonding and releasing them. After reviewing carefully the
    relevant provisions and structure of the Immigration and Naturalization Act,
    the statutory history, and Congressional intent, we conclude that the
    government’s position is correct. We REVERSE the district courts’ orders
    to provide petitioners with bond hearings or release them     and REMAND for
    further proceedings consistent with this opinion.

    The Fifth Circuit’s opinion is one of the reasons that liberals prefer to talk about how much carbon will be released into the atmosphere when the placenta currently shared by Usha Vance and her fourth child is expelled during childbirth.

  71. In which the Fifth Circuit references the Biden administration:

    In any event, that prior Administrations decided to use less than their
    full enforcement authority under § 1225(b)(2)(A) does not mean they lacked
    the authority to do more.

  72. Tulsi Gabbard is pretty much directly over the target, isn’t she?

    Such distressed, panicky Democrats in Fulton County these days.

  73. @66 Yes, the brain-dead doctor is dumb enough to buy into the Big Lie. He just proved it.

  74. @70 Unreadable. Either you don’t know how to use the “delete” key to clean up your copypasta or are too lazy to do so. This is how it’s done:

    The petitioners concede that they are deemed to be “applicants for admission,” i.e., “alien[s] present within the United States who ha[ve] not been admitted” by lawful means. 8 USC §§ 1225(a)(1), 1101(a)(13)(A) (definition of admission). Each of them entered illegally many years ago. As such, the government contends, because neither petitioner showed himself to be “clearly and beyond a doubt entitled to be admitted,” he “shall be detained” pending his removal proceeding. 8 U.S.C. § 1225(b)(2)(A). The petitioners counter that, despite falling squarely within § 1225, they are nonetheless eligible for discretionary release on bond during removal proceedings. Section 1226(a)(2), they contend, applies to them precisely because they did not “seek [lawful] admission” according to § 1225. 8 U.S.C. § 1226(a)(2). These provisions were framed by the IIRIRA immigration reform legislation in 1996, Pub. L. 104-208, 110 Stat. 3009 (1996), but their interrelation had not been adjudicated until the past few months, when the current Presidential Administration began detaining illegal alien residents, like the petitioners here, for removal proceedings without bond, rather than bonding and releasing them. After reviewing carefully the relevant provisions and structure of the Immigration and Naturalization Act, the statutory history, and Congressional intent, we conclude that the government’s position is correct. We REVERSE the district courts’ orders to provide petitioners with bond hearings or release them and REMAND for further proceedings consistent with this opinion.

    Dumbass. 🤡🤡🤡

  75. Today of all days, who cares about the fecal incontinent babbling and otherwise silly maundering of a kreepee dumbfuck from widbee, a lifelong aspirant to the “Epstein Class”.

    Folks, it’s GAMEDAY.

  76. @71 The Fifth Circuit is where Trump lovers go to find dicta no other circuit would stoop to publish.

  77. @75 Exactly. If he has any interest in sports at all, he’s salivating over videos of Lindsey Vonn being airlifted off the downhill course. He loves to watch people writhe in agony.

  79. Dementia doesn’t cause racism.

    It just removes inhibitions and judgement.

  81. 70,

    A split from a 3 judge panel from the most reversed circuit in the last two terms.

    But by now the idiot troll has his shirt off, his face painted, and he’s heading out into the damp woods surrounding his trailer to scream in triumph. 🤡

  82. White Supremacists Conservatives, this whole DEI assault on free speech must end.

    Oompah Loompa DeSantis, “This bill brings fair and free exchange of ideas back to our campuses!”

    February, one year later. Historically Black College and University Florida Atlantic administration has clarified. To stay within Florida’s new laws and policies the words ‘black’ cannot be used in association with ‘history month’ or ‘student association’.

  83. “See me cruisin’ in my Caddy, hoes, they like to call me daddy / Cool, when I’m stylin’, just rollin’ on my island,”

    “Now just in case I pack heat, keep a case of brew in my backseat / Got a pocket full of cash, hey, got a fatty in my ashtray.”

    “Mackin’ to this phat beat, bass pushin’ through my backseat / You know I got that gangsta lean / Hoes, they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me / To check out all my fly gold rings / They treat me like the mayor ’cause I’m the biggest player.”

    “Now some people say my mind’s blown, I’m coolin’ like a snow cone / On my cell phone, I’m paid, G, can’t call me, just page me /

    > Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage,”
    “Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)

    / My story ain’t that complex, two forties and a Rolex / I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the Flowbee.”

    Oh that “kid”…

  84. Dana Bash appears to have had enough.

    BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines?

    DR OZ: I don’t believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines

    BASH: Oh, come on

  85. @84 A Republican is someone who is never right about anything and never admits being wrong.

  89. @ 81

    A split from a 3 judge panel from the most reversed circuit in the last two terms.

    Yeah, the Nutty Ninth has inexplicably begun to make some sense here and there.

  90. @89 He was referring to the Fifth. Your reading is as sloppy as your posting. Try moving your lips, that might help.

  93. @ 90

    He was referring to the Fifth.

    And I was referring to the Ninth no longer bearing the brunt of “most often reversed”.

    Although I do note that all four of the Nutty Ninth’s cases were overturned by SCOTUS in the Fall 2024 term, while only 77% of the Fifth’s cases were overturned.

    The Fifth is the “most often overturned” because the Fifth’s cases were, by far, a plurality of those reviewed by SCOTUS during that term.

    I think that once you knew the Ninth was problematic. You no longer recall easily remembered facts such as that.

  94. In the most recently completed term the First, Fourth, Ninth, and Tenth Circuit courts’ cases were 100% overturned by SCOTUS.

    Which Elijah finds inconvenient to his argument.

  95. @93 As a lawyer and citizen, I would rather live in the Ninth than the Fifth, and I consider SCOTUS a rogue court — and you’re not minimally competent on anything have to do with law.

  96. Why is the Ninth no longer so nutty? DJT45 appouinted 10 judges to the circuit. Which helps in decisions like these:

    California Open-Carry Ban Unconstitutional (Jan 2026): A Ninth Circuit panel ruled that California’s ban on openly carrying firearms in counties with populations over 200,000 is unconstitutional. The court found the ban inconsistent with the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms under the Bruen standard.
    Oregon National Guard Deployment (Oct 2025): A Ninth Circuit panel granted a stay of a district court order that had blocked the President’s order to federalize the Oregon National Guard to protect federal property in Portland.
    Gun Ban for Nonviolent Felons Upheld (May 2025): The court upheld a federal law prohibiting nonviolent felons from owning firearms, ruling that such bans do not violate the Second Amendment.
    Refugee Admission Restrictions (Sept 2025): A three-judge panel lifted most of a ruling that had previously blocked a Trump-era executive order suspending certain refugee admissions.
    Ammunition Background Checks (July 2025): The court considered challenges to California’s ammunition background check regime, with panels focusing on whether such restrictions violate the Second Amendment.

    Just imagine where the courts from SCOTUS on down will stand at the end of President Vance’s second term, in 2037.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

  98. Conservatives melting down over Food influencer and Sold out for Christ superstar Keith Lee being asked what to eat in Los Angeles by Entertainment Tonight.

    Anywhere Mexican food. It’s amazing here and Fuck ICE!

    You were expecting him to be of the White Evangelical Fake Christian variety?

  99. The Fifth is the “most often overturned” because the Fifth’s cases were, by far, a plurality of those reviewed by SCOTUS during that term.

    Important detail hidden in the ususal gaslighting noise: the admin venue shops the fifth and carefully cherry picks cases to appeal there.

    By statute, nationwide injunctive relief of administration interpretations of the Illegal Immigrant Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 cannot be applied to classes. What this means is that similarly situated immigrants denied habeas may not be joined in a class. The result has thus been many thousands of individual cases currently plodding through the court processes in dozens of venues. One of the reasons why the administration has been on a panic stricken fast track to build out detention facilities in Louisiana, and one of the reasons the DHS very quickly transfers detainees to these detention facilities in Louisiana is to obtain jurisdiction in the favorable circuit. And despite losing literally hundreds of district level rulings on the very same question of how the administration interprets IIRIRA, the administration carefully selects only just the right cases with just the right fact sets to appeal to the circuit panel. So out of all those cases, with all those reversals from all those district judges, including more than a few of the most respected and influential, this one goes to appeal before the preferred venue and gets a split panel decision from the two most laughed at circuit court judges in the U.S.

    The gameplan for all this from the beginning has been to prolong the legal uncertainty about the truly tortured way the administration has chosen to define IIRIRA in a way that actually defies 29 years of stare decisis and many hundreds of previous judicial rulings.

    This is in fact why the Fifth has become the most reviewed and overturned circuit. It is being used to drag out the charade. But now that charade has reached its terminal stage. The plaintiff appellees now have the option to go straight to the SCOTUS. And if SCOTUS denies cert they can opt for an en banc review at the circuit. But if cert is granted, and if the court reverses the fifth circuit yet again, as it has grown increasingly comfortable doing, it may also produce guiding opinion from the SCOTUS that would confirm the previously settled interpretation of IIRIRA and end the charade for good.

  100. Feels fake but man that’f be funny

    Turning Point USA v
    @TPUSA

    UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

    Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show

  105. Well, if NE scores again, we get to see how onside kicks work under the new rule,

  106. Still some game to play but..

    MVP: the DEFENSE

    no silly dumbfuck, NOT the “WAR”. (rolls eyes)

  107. I remember about the third or fourth quarter in the Super Bowl again Denver, Sound Transit had a good tease on their social media, asking the Denver RTD pointers on a Super Bowl Parade, being new at it,

  108. Took the fun out of Onside Kick’s, especially now you have to declare an attempt, no surprise ones.

  109. Bad Bunny is helluva musical artist. Excellent halftime show.

    Poor dumbfuck confused the Super Bowl with its vip lounge.

  110. Congrats Seahawks, now please keep the drunken fans off of the Pergola this time.

  111. There were even betting odds on whether BB would be “brave” or a cowardly chickenshit.

    Polymarket
    @Polymarket

    BREAKING: The odds of Bad Bunny wearing a dress at tonight’s Halftime Show are on the rise.

    1:23 PM · Feb 8, 2026

    Badly dressed cowardly chickenshit won the day.

  114. The number of Elon Musk-founded companies that purchased advertising slots during today’s Super Bowl is

    A) 0
    B) 1
    C) 2
    D) 3
    E) more than 3

    Hint: It’s not A

  115. I told y’all the other day how much Bad Bunny scares the shit outta me.

    For once I wasn’t lying

  116. @ 115

    I watched the SB in a bar. During halftime the bartender turned down the sound. Looked like a lot of people working hard and smiling like it hurt in that show, but I didn’t hear a thing.

    Guy on 102.5 said he didn’t understand any of the lyrics.

  117. Over on Xhitter the official Muppet Elmo account says the halftime show was “AMAZING” and that Bad Bunny should be named “Good Bunny”.

    Deputy Chief of Staff slides into Elmo’s mentions to threaten Elmo and Bad Bunny with deportation.

  118. @114 wtf cares about how some outfit owned by a nazi pisses away its munee?

    @113 yawwwn..

    This evening in Santa Clara, CA on the left coast, an NFL Franchise based in SEATTLE, WA, won the NFL Championship game aka the Super Bowl.

    The end of a long road from when the franchise failed to repeat a Super Bowl win in Super Bowl XLIX and against the same opponent – the New England Patriots.

    Vindication is sweet even after so long an interval.

    HA trolls by their very nature HATE SEATTLE and the boring numbnuts @ 113 believes everyone to the left of 4 time loser, Dino 4-time Lossi is a Marxist that should be hanged.

    What a silly life it leads holding ignorant grudges and grievances and so it still comes here to HA from time to time to vent its vile spew and fritter away what’s left of the “life” that it boasts is right out of Lives of the Rich and Famous. It’s been doing this for 16 years if not more.

    Thanks for the comedy angry toll @ 113. Worship a fecal incontinent orange tinted wannabe dictator till the day its dementia can no longer be denied and/or it strokes out. Continue your dumbass spew as long as your silly string plays out and we’ll keep laughing at you.

    Got Iranian oil?

  119. I watched the SB in a bar at my fav vip lounge.

    Little wonder you saw your fav trans entertainer on the big screen.

  120. I needed my own halftime show the same way I needed my own drinking fountain back in the 60s.

  121. The MVP had to go an individual and sure Kenneth Walker III played his heart out. Much respect to him.

    For me, my fav post-game interviews will always be with the Dark Side players.

    Awesome bunch of guys.

  122. Tonight the GOP crusade against Latinos officially stopped being about immigration and was finally shown to be only about racism.

    Colorado and Nevada are off the election map. And the Rio Grande Valley is up for grabs. It took MAGA just a little over one year to reverse Uno the GOP’s best issue and drive away their Latino vote share.

  123. @ 121

    The MVP had to go an individual …

    Why?

    The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to an entity rather than an individual.

    Game was in California. The MVPs could have been the Bay Area homeless, for not murdering any of the players before or during the game.

    Certainly not taking a life is of great value, is it not?

  124. @ 122

    Colorado and Nevada are off the election map.

    Perhaps you did not understand just how soundly I was spanked.

  125. The MVPs could have been

    for Ted Bundy for being dead and not stalking and killing the wives or daughters of NFL players while promoting yet another Charles Munger Jr. initiative.

  126. Guy on 102.5 said he didn’t understand any of the lyrics.

    Notably, it’s the same language spoken and sung in Venezuela.

  127. Guy on 102.5 said he didn’t understand any of the lyrics.

    Which is amazing since Lady Gaga appeared and sang a massive ‘Silk Sonic’ hit in English. KZOK. Maybe if they’d done a verse of Led Zeppelin the geezers listening to KZOK would have recognized it.

  128. Over on the alternative show it was lip synched. So while a hundred milllion people at minimum got to hear Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin you snowflakes got to see the worst modern dance performance in decades by a guy in shorts and a t-shirt.

  129. For someone so outspokenly skeptical of the humanities, the lying troll has devoted most of his available bourbon soaked bandwidth to debating the semiotics of a Superbowl halftime performance. Even if he doesn’t know what that word means.

    It’s like meeting a fish who doubts the existence of water, but wants to debate which direction the current flows.

  131. So Doctor Dumbfuck watched the Superbowl in a bar? I think he’s an alcoholic. That would explain a lot of things, including the pony with fetal alcohol syndrome.

  132. The subject of a whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard has been withheld from the public, allegedly for national security reasons. Members of Congress were briefed in secret.

    According to the Guardian, the whistleblower’s attorney says it involves “a phone call between two members of foreign intelligence involving someone close to the Trump White House.” The Guardian added, “The person close to Trump is not understood to be an administration official or a special government employee.”

    Who might that be?

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/07/nsa-foreign-intelligence-trump-whistleblower

  133. @132

    1. WSJ reported this a week ago:

    Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard …

    The Wall Street Journal
    https://www.wsj.com › Politics › National Security
    7 days ago — WASHINGTON—A U.S. intelligence official has alleged wrongdoing by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard in a whistleblower …Read more

    2. Two different IGs reviewed the complaint and found it not credible. The whistleblower statute calls for credible complaints to be forwarded.

    3. You caught the part at the bottom about the liar changing his story, right?

    Thanks so much for keeping us all in the loop. Whatever would we have done without The Wall Street Journal you and The Guardian.

  134. @ 132, 133

    Here is the communication from Senator Tom Cotton referencing the fact that two different IGs reviewed the complaint, and came to similar conclusions:

    Tom Cotton
    @SenTomCotton

    I have reviewed this “whistleblower” complaint and the inspector general handling of it. I agree with both inspectors general who have evaluated the matter: the complaint is not credible and the inspectors general and the DNI took the necessary steps to ensure the material has handled and transmitted appropriately in accordance with law. To be frank, it seems like just another effort by the president’s critics in and out of government to undermine policies that they don’t like; it’s definitely not credible allegations of waste, fraud, or abuse.

    4:35 AM · Feb 5, 2026

    [Italics are mine.]

    Do note that this was sent early Thursday morning, and that your false spew of the false hit piece was late Sunday night, nearly 4 days later.

  135. Just Democratic men, who recent elections and shutdown attempts have shown are far from powerful.

    Politics
    FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show

    Hey, it’s from The AP. Solid story.

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