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Merry Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas Stuff And Decorations

by Darryl — Thursday, 12/25/25, 10:42 am

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings Christmas—Трамп’s Royal Holiday Special ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Charles Dickens’ The Reverse Scrooge (Remastered) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance and Santy!
  • Puppet Regime: Protests against AI rock the North Pole
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Up In The White House ♬
  • Stephen: How does Melanie Трамп really feel about Christmas?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You’re a Rotten One, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler tries to get everyone on Santa’s naughty list
  • Puppet Regime: Putin’s big holiday party mistake
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Petty, Pervy, and Worse than Scurvy (a Christmas song) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Can You Hear What I Scream? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Grandma Can No Longer Pay for Healthcare ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Dear Santa (Please Bring Us Democracy) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The 12 Days of Epstein ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп isn’t Scrooge—he’s worse
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dim Don! Dopey, Orange Guy! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Run, Run Donny! ♬
  • The Late Show: Colbert’s canceled Christmas—The Last Noel
  • Stella Magz: The Трамп administration sent me a Christmas Card….
  • The Daily Show: Трамп Yule Log
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп Christmas con
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blamey JD Christmas ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп show holiday spectacular w/ Kid Rock, Justin Beaver, & Marjorie Taylor Green
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Have a Grumpy, Трампy Christmas ♬
  • Parody Project: There Was a Chump Thought He Was King
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler calls Santa
  • SNL: Трамп Christmas address
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ O Little Town of Mar‑a‑Lago ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Saw Trump Release the Epstein Files ♬
  • Robert Reich reacts to “It’s a Wonderful Life”
  • Executive Odors: ‘Twas the Night Before Epstein
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Rubber Beside the Christmas Tree ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Have Yourself a Very Merry Impeachment ♬
  • The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! I started dating Mrs. Claus when she was 14!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh, Holy Hands ♬

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 12/25/25 at 11:51 am

    Merry Christmas HA.

    Here is my gift to you all this year:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/doge-says-government-paying-11020-adobe-acrobat-licenses-zero-users-plus-more-idle-accounts

    This is MAGA propaganda organ FOX news nine months ago celebrating DOGE cutting off government access to Adobe Acrobat.

    Nine months later it was that loss of access that led to the MAGA DOJ being unable to successfully scrub the Epstein Files of the fat pedophile’s dominating presence.

  2. elmo spews:

    Thursday, 12/25/25 at 12:26 pm

    @1 don’t look at me, that was big ballz’ idea.

    Pleez babee pleez babee pleeez

    Buy my wanker panzer.

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 12/25/25 at 12:45 pm

    Donald Trump’s Christmas message to Goldy:

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump

    Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

    6:12 PM · Dec 24, 2025

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 12/25/25 at 12:52 pm

    It isn’t really Christmas without some harebrained liberal trying to ruin it for others.

    MRCTV
    @mrctv
    ·
    FLASHBACK: Kamala Harris angrily scolds “how dare we speak Merry Christmas?! How dare we?!” because illegal immigrants may not get to celebrate Christmas.

    9:34 AM · Dec 22, 2025

    Boxcheck Momala is the Christmas gift that just keeps on giving.

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