Nick Offerman: America’s small farms are being slaughtered by corporations
Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Sleepy Don” A Lullaby ♬
- JoJoFromJerz: Capt’n Bone Spurs doesn’t give a fuck about our veterans
- Glenn Kirschner: Judge orders release of some immigrants detained in Трамп’s “Midway Blitz” operation in Chicago
- The Late Show: The Dotard J. Трамп sleepy-time coin collection
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
- John Di Domenico: Трамп rips Mamdani & wants troops in NYC
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When The Crowd Starts Booing the President ♬
- Stephen: Трамп threatens air traffic controllers & the math on 50-year mortgages
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Go to Sleep ♬
- Randy Rainbow: ♫ Big Phoney Schmuck! ♬:
- Steve Shives: Brainstorming how Трамп can get a third term
- Tommy Campbell: Трамп falls asleep in Oval Office chaos and Newsom trolls him again
- Josh Johnson: Трамп’s affordability tailspin—50-year mortgages, tariff checks & maybe socialism
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I believe in the Dotard Трамп ♬
- SNL: Oval Office press conference
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on food stamps
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dozy Donnie, Asleep at the Wheel ♬
- Marsh Family: ♫ Трамп’ll Nail Ya ♬
- SNL Weekend Update: Executive collapses in Oval Office & Zohran Mamdani elected New Mayor of NYC
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Two Truths and a Lie ♬
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Bought Me A Supreme ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп–Terrible Taste and Likely Tastes Terrible ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard suing BBC for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Matthew Cooke: The Mamdani effect
ScaredKetchup: Dead celebs react to new SOUTH PARK episode
The Deplorable Brigade:
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is lost in his own fear about the Epstein emails. His silence proves it.
- Seth Meyers: Трамп aides meet in situation room to discuss Epstein crisis & MAGA furious over visas
- Ari Melber: New Epstein emails implicate the felonious President and his DOJ
- Stephen: “Of Course [Трамп] knew about the girls”
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s go with the lie ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is betrayed by Boebert & Mace on Epstein files
- ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп knew about the girls—Jeffery Epstein ♬:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Rotten ♬
- Josh Johnson: Epstein emails implicating Трамп surface as Ghislaine gets VIP treatment in prison
- Caitlin Speaks: Mike Johnson’s $3.7 million “roommate” scandal explained
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ F.B. Eyes ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп rocked by new Epstein Bombshell, shows off gaudy White House redesign
- Desi Lydic & Troy Iwata recap MAGA’s night of flops at the FAUX Nation Patriot Awards
- Lawrence O’Donnell: In newly public emails Epstein says “of course” Трамп “knew about the girls”
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Dirty Dotard ♬
- Ari Melber: Трамп panics over 20K Epstein emails and Bondi shredding her own “cover up” memo
- Stella Magz: Трамп did what to Bill Clinton?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
- Mother Jones: Why Border Patrol recruits at rodeos
- Josh Johnson: Epstein-Трамп saga gets 20K pages longer & Megyn Kelly splits hairs on pedophilia:
- Stella Magz: Karoline Leavitt ditches her cross for this press conference
- LegalEagle: Epstein implicates Трамп
- Chris Hayes: Never-before-seen Epstein emails—Трамп “spent hours” with victim inside house
- The Resistance: ♫ Cover-Up ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Files Foster Fear for Foul Fathead! ♬
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Knew Epstein ♬
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Release the files ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Epstein’s Island ♬
- Ari Melber: Трамп is in the Epstein emails—He “knew,” spent “hours” with victim
- Stell Magz: Let’s play a game…Two truths and a lie
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Epstein emails about him
LegalEagle: Sandwich hero wins trial over hero sandwich
Total Shut-show Shuts:
- Seth Meyers: Трамп booed at NFL game; Democrats cave on shutdown despite big wins, favorable polls
- Lawrence O’Donnell: With Трамп’s shutdown ending, Dems are closer than ever to forcing Epstein files release
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates shutdown win
- Stephen: Dem defectors vote to end shutdown, get nothing from GOP & Трамп stadium & asleep in the Oval Office
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets booed at NFL game & Democrats cave on government shutdown
Barack Obama surprises plane of veterans as they arrive in Washington
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Oh the lengths I’ll go to pretend my 50year old client fucking a teenager is normal.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/border-agent-seen-in-viral-arrest-of-u-s-citizen-fatally-overdosed-lawyer-says/
Thanks to Republicans.
So, does the new investigation prevent a release of the files, assuming it passes Congress?
1 – You got some ‘splainin’ to do, Alan.