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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/17/17, 9:21 pm

Oh, I almost forgot, I do this on St. Patrick’s Day sometimes. Here’s his translation of Swift’s Epitaph:

Swift has sailed into his rest;
Savage indignation there
Cannot lacerate his Breast.
Imitate him if you dare,
World-Besotted Traveler; he
Served human liberty.

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  1. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 3/18/17 at 10:54 am

    You don’t expect Trumpanzees to comprehend poetry, do you? To them, art in all its forms is a liberal plot to undermine their hillbilly culture.

  2. Carl Ballard spews:

    Saturday, 3/18/17 at 2:50 pm

    @1,

    I don’t post here for them!

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