HorsesAss.Org

  • Home
  • About HA
  • Advertise
  • Archives
  • Donate

Welcome, Hanna Brooks Olsen, to Nick Hanauer’s Crass Menagerie

by Goldy — Monday, 11/23/15, 2:03 pm

Back in March, when I welcomed Paul Constant to our then-unnamed policy/messaging shop, I joked about our boss’s weird hobby:

Most 1 percenters just don’t know what to do with all their filthy lucre. Some rich people collect art. Other rich people collect cars or even houses. But Nick Hanauer, America’s premier self-loathing plutocrat, seems intent on ostentatiously collecting ex-Stranger writers.

Well, I’m happy to announce that Nick has recently added Hanna Brooks Olsen to his crass menagerie.

Hanna has a number of freelance bylines at The Stranger and elsewhere, though she’s certainly best known to local readers as one of the forces behind the popular tumblog, Seattlish. Mostly, Hanna will be heading up a top-secret internal Civic Ventures project, but she’ll also contribute regularly to our Civic Skunkworks blog. In fact, her first Skunkworks post just went live today: “It’s Too Soon to Tell if a Higher Minimum Wage is Eliminating Restaurant Jobs.” Give it a read, and then pretty much ignore just about every headline you see on the so-called “early” impact of Seattle’s minimum wage.

So welcome to Civic Ventures, Hanna. Now let’s all go out there and change the world… you know, hopefully for the better.

Related

2 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. Distant Replay spews:

    Monday, 11/23/15 at 2:52 pm

    STB in five… four… three… two…

  2. dutch spews:

    Tuesday, 11/24/15 at 5:12 pm

    So what you are basically saying is:
    Nick is like Pasado’s Safee Haven just for unemployable writers

    (from their website: ” Established in 1997 in honor of a special donkey named Pasado….”

    Just saying

Recent HA Brilliance…

  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle! Tuesday, 9/9/25
  • Deferred Maintenance Sunday, 9/7/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Saturday, 9/6/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 9/5/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 9/3/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 9/2/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 8/29/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 8/29/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 8/27/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 8/26/25

Tweets from @GoldyHA

I no longer use Twitter because, you know, Elon is a fascist. But I do post occasionally to BlueSky @goldyha.bsky.social

From the Cesspool…

  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Vicious Troll on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • lmao on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Vicious Troll on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Vicious Troll on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • www.https://www.charliesmurderers.com/ on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • GOP on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!

Please Donate

Currency:

Amount:

Archives

Can’t Bring Yourself to Type the Word “Ass”?

Eager to share our brilliant political commentary and blunt media criticism, but too genteel to link to horsesass.org? Well, good news, ladies: we also answer to HASeattle.com, because, you know, whatever. You're welcome!

Search HA

Follow Goldy

I no longer use Twitter or Facebook because Nazis. But until BlueSky is bought and enshittified, you can still follow me at @goldyha.bsky.social

HA Commenting Policy

It may be hard to believe from the vile nature of the threads, but yes, we have a commenting policy. Comments containing libel, copyright violations, spam, blatant sock puppetry, and deliberate off-topic trolling are all strictly prohibited, and may be deleted on an entirely arbitrary, sporadic, and selective basis. And repeat offenders may be banned! This is my blog. Life isn’t fair.

© 2004–2025, All rights reserved worldwide. Except for the comment threads. Because fuck those guys. So there.