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Drinking Liberally

by Goldy — Tuesday, 5/30/06, 1:41 pm

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. I’ll be in particular need of a couple of drinks and some friendly conversation after the final school closure recommendations come out this afternoon, and the only changes will likely be to keep a couple North End schools open.

I’m told that 43rd Legislative District candidate Lynne Dodson will joining us tonight to slake her thirst after a round of doorbelling. Chances are I’ll probably talk her ear off about school closures too.

And if you happen to be a liberal drinker on the other side of the mountains, the Tri-Cities chapter of DL also meets Tuesday nights, 7 PM, Atomic Ale, 1015 Lee Blvd., in Richland. Go ask Jimmy for more details.

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  1. dan spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 1:51 pm

    first!

  2. Richard Pope spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 1:52 pm

    Why are they keeping North End schools open, when so few parents in the North End send their children to public schools?

    They need to get rid of this entire bussing nonsense, divide Seattle into attendance zones like every other school district in the state, and send children to their local neighborhood school.

    This would probably save Graham Hill, and shut down a number of schools in the North End. Or maybe even North End schools could reopen, if parents didn’t have their children bussed over half of creation.

    This would also cut transportation costs by at least $5 million, and allow that money to be used to actually improve children’s education.

  3. Schizophonic (D. John) spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 2:02 pm

    Damn, I’m in bellingham til next weekend. I may come to the next one though

  4. For the Clueless spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 2:06 pm

    2 – Everything I’ve read claims that the Northend school’s enrollment is expected to rise. I know there’s a waiting list for my kid’s school every year.

  5. ArtFart spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 2:57 pm

    Huh? Must mean something else…uh…”rose” about six years and nine months ago. (snerk!)

  6. Mr. Cynical spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 3:07 pm

    Damn, I’m in bellingham til next weekend. I may come to the next one though
    Commentby Schizophonic (D. John)— 5/30/06@ 2:02 pm

    I’m sure those KLOWNS in attendence will grieve your absence.
    I mean anybody with the courage to call themselves DiJon Schizo can only raise the groups social status.

  7. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 3:43 pm

    I haven’t been attending DL the last couple weeks because I was held PRISONER in a fucking fascist CONCENTRATION CAMP where they perform MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS on rabbits!!! Now that I’m out, the NAZI BASTARDS probably have a contract out on my furry ass just because I gave DOCTOR MENGELE a teeny little scratch in his fucking GONADS. Sheesh — he would’ve CUT MINE OFF if he could’ve!!! What does he expect, the NAZI BASTARD. Don’t put it past the FASCIST REPUBLICANS to put a rabbit trap outside the door.

  8. Mark The Redneck Kennedy spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 4:25 pm

    Why don’t you gullible idiots put your heads together tonight and figure out what the fuck you’re going to do about me….

    None of you were able to provide even a shred of scientific evidence that shows global warming is beyond natural variations. Shit, that kinda blows a hole in your alarmist rhetoric doesn’t it?

    But have fun at “church” talking about it. Be sure to worship your hero Algore

  9. Richard spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 4:26 pm

    Richland’s not the only drinking liberally on the other side of the mountains. Spokane has one every Wednesday (you can go to http://www.spokaneyoungdems.org for more details).

  10. Mark The Redneck Kennedy spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 4:30 pm

    Here’s another idea for you gullible fools… if you’re so upset about global warming, why not do the usual librul reaction?

    Just outlaw it. Do what you hafta do, but get a law passed outlawing global warming. You can get Ron Sims to do some more of that “extraordinary leadership” that Goldy mentioned. I’m sure the kooks who run Seattle would go for it too.

    I’m sure Statesman Murray and Gouger Fighter Cantwell would get behind it too.

    Problem solved…

  11. GBS spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 6:15 pm

    MTR and the other REAL gullible troll fucks:

    How about this; back when Sen. Bill Frist-flopper was diagnosing Terri Schivo as having visual stimuli y’all said we should error on the side of life.

    If us lefties are wrong about global warming the worse thing that happens is that we try to keep our environment cleaner.

    If you conservatives are wrong the human race becomes extinct.

    Now explain again why we should error on the side of life? Mr. “Culture of Life” Neocon.

  12. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 6:34 pm

    Hey MTR instead of trying to solve the planet’s climate problems why don’t you start with something a little less ambitious like paying your gambling debts? Let’s see if you can handle that, first.

  13. howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 8:11 pm

    A Washington Post magazine article on “global warming” includes this howler:

    James Hansen, the prominent NASA scientist, points out that the models don’t realistically include ice sheets and the biosphere–all the plants and animals on Earth. The global climate surely has more surprises for us. . . .

    Hansen thinks we have less than 10 years to make drastic cuts in greenhouse emissions, lest we reach a “tipping point” at which the climate will be out of our control.

    Someone might want to take Hansen aside and explain that the climate has always been out of our control.

  14. MtRainier spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 8:52 pm

    Mark the inverted penis redneck….truthfully no normal blogger here gives a shht about welshing bile like yourself….try the koolaid gang @ uSP or better yet hookup with Jamet the Ugly American…a match made in HELL

  15. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:12 pm

    13

    By your logic, floods caused by poorly constructed dams are out of our control, too. After all, what human force can hold back all that water, once the dam gaves way? It’s an impossibility. Floods from collapsing dams are inevitable; all we mere mortals can do is give tort immunity to the incompetent engineers and cheapskate developers who built the dam the cheapest way possible in order to maximize profits.

  16. ArtFart spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:17 pm

    Whether we’re just on the upside of some natural cycle, or we’ve managed to mess with things enough to affect the process, it takes someone in really heavy denial to make believe there isn’t **something** going on. I mean, c’mon folks…there are cruise lines offering voyages to the North Pole, for crying out loud.

    What I’d really like to know is how many red-blooded conservatives are investing in beachfront property nowadays. I’ll betcha it’s about as many as were buying up airline stocks in early September of 2001.

  17. howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:17 pm

    Welcome back Roger Rabbit… I take it the lobotomy went well?

  18. howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:21 pm

    Of course there are cruise lines going to wherever… IT’S CALLED CAPITALISM AND CAPITALIZING ON NEW AND UNTAPPED IDEA!!!!…it’s the same damned reason the Russians are offering trips (FOR A PRICE) on their space shuttles!

    Only liberal arrogance can claim humans have enough power to “mess up” weather patterns.

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:30 pm

    16

    “Whether we’re just on the upside of some natural cycle, or we’ve managed to mess with things enough to affect the process”

    Probably both. The difference is that natural cycles occur over geologic time, giving human and animal populations ample time to adapt, whereas the human impact on the climate seems to be occurring within a few decades.

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:31 pm

    16

    “What I’d really like to know is how many red-blooded conservatives are investing in beachfront property nowadays.” Commentby ArtFart— 5/30/06@ 9:17 pm

    You’re underestimating these people. They WANT global warming to happen, because the Montana acreage they bought cheap will vastly appreciate after it becomes beachfront property.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:32 pm

    17

    “Welcome back Roger Rabbit… I take it the lobotomy went well?”
    Commentby howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS— 5/30/06@ 9:17 pm

    Ask DOCTOR MENGELE that question — he’s the one who’s recovering from, ahem, surgery.

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:52 pm

    18

    “Only liberal arrogance can claim humans have enough power to “mess up” weather patterns.” Commentby howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS— 5/30/06@ 9:21 pm

    First of all, there is no such thing as “liberal arrogance.” The fact we’re right and you’re wrong about nearly everything doesn’t make us arrogant, it’s simply a reflection of the reality that educated people who rely on scientific method and, by the way, are habitually tentative about their conclusions are statistically more likely to reach correct conclusions than ignorant uneducated fucks who shun knowledge and base their belief system on a dartboard. It’s not arrogance to acknowledge that knowledge earned through academic discipline is qualitatively superior to willful stupidity.

    Secondly, nearly every reputable scientist qualified to have an opinion on the subject now believes that human activities are indeed altering the earth’s climate. By the way, Ass, for you ignorant fucks, “weather” is not the same as “climate” and the issue is not what the weather is going to be but the possibility that human-induced atmospheric warming may render the land were roughly half of humanity currently lives uninhabitable. Since you’re too stupid to understand what that implies, I’ll spell it out for you: Economic collapse, political turmoil, conflict, and population die-off. A lot of those people will simply die because they have no place to go, comprende? And others — those with the means — will try to TAKE land occupied by others when the land they currently occupy is no longer inhabitable. That’s called “war,” and it kills lots of people.

    Now, us really smart liberals know you can’t just turn off all the internal combustion engines, power plants, home heating furnaces, etc., overnight. All we’re saying is, humanity needs to work faster to transition from fossil fuels to next-generation energy technologies. We can’t stop climate changes that will occur naturally anyway, but we don’t need to, because those changes occur over geologic time — thousands of years. We do need, however, to arrest mankind’s spewing of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere as quickly as possible. If we don’t, there will be various consequences for humanity, none of them good.

    As for you wilfully ignorant fucks, go ahead and stand in the middle of the tracks and tell yourselves the train will get out of your way. Just don’t make us stand there with you. That’s all we’re saying. If you want to commit suicide, jump off a fucking bridge. But you have no right to make the rest of humanity commit suicide with you.

  23. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 9:55 pm

    18 (continued)

    You’re damned fucking right humans have the power to mess up the climate.

  24. YO spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 11:23 pm

    GBS THE PISS ANT YOU SEEM TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING.HOW COME THEY BOOTED YOU OUT OF THE NAVY.BIG FUCKING DEAL THE CLIMATE HAS CHANGED ONE DEGREE IN THE LAST 100 YEARS.THE SHY IS FALLING. FUCK YOUR CLIMATE

  25. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 5/31/06 at 8:44 am

    YO:

    And, you seem to know nothing about anything.

  26. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 5/31/06 at 8:53 am

    Any conservative care to take a crack at the philosophical question I posed at 11?

    What if you conservatives are wrong about the effect of rapid climate change caused by humans?

    I guess Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, R-Calif., is some crazy, moonbat, left-wing lunatic now, huh?

    Here’s what he said: “The science is in. The facts are there that we have created, man has, a self-inflicted wound that man has created through global warming.”

    http://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek.....038;page=1

    What is it with you conservatives that you don’t believe in science?

  27. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/31/06 at 2:42 pm

    24

    “Yo” is a contraction of the word “yahoo” (as in “trailer park yahoo”) and is properly spelled “Y’o.” Y’o, like most wingfucks, can’t even spell his own fucking name! much less a big word like “sky.”

    As for temperature changes, scientists who have worked on reconstructing temperature records for the last 1,000 years agree on two salient points:

    1. The 20th century was the warmest century of the last 10 centuries; and
    2. The rate of warming is accelerating, with the 0.6 degree (+ or 1 0.2) Centigrade increase of the last 100 years expected to increase another 1.4 to 5.8 degrees C. over the next 100 years.

  28. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/31/06 at 2:42 pm

    (+ or – 0.2)

  29. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/31/06 at 2:44 pm

    The really scary “conservatives” are the ones who think it’s okay to wreck the planet because the Rapture is coming soon and we’re all going to die anyway.

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