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by Goldy — Monday, 5/29/06, 7:30 pm

Jimmy at McCranium has an interview with 4th Congressional District candidate Richard Wright.

Who’s Richard Wright? He’s the Democrat running against “Do nuthin’ Doc” Hastings, the House Ethics Committee chair who refuses to launch a single investigation of what may be the most corrupt House in modern times. That alone should be reason enough to send Wright to the other Washington.

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  1. Mark The Redneck Kennedy spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 7:52 pm

    Not to get off topic… but does anybody know where Roger Rabbit has been lately?

    It would have been fun to bash him around too on the religion of global warming….

  2. Dave Gibney spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 8:02 pm

    Dick Hastings is not a doctor of anything, except maybe Warners Brothers cartoons, speaking of Wabbits.

  3. rwb spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 8:21 pm

    I though Richard Wright played keyboards for Pink Floyd

  4. dj spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 8:36 pm

    Mark the Thieving Redneck,

    What are you doing back here? You haven’t paid off your bet with Goldy yet, have you?

    BTW: the only thing you demonstrated in the previous thread is that you don’t really understand the process of science.

    You’re irrelevant, punk. Scram.

  5. Republican National Committee spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:05 pm

    In keeping with his duties as our top science advisor, Mark the Redneck has accurately expressed the view of this organization that global warming is completely unsupported by science — and in fact, is rooted in satanic worship.

    However, it is outside of Mark’s realm of expertise to discuss in any depth our view on the Christian crusade against Islam. Mark has declared that all Muslims in the world should be exterminated. This is not the position of the Republican National Committee. We believe that they should be sent to re-education camps on the Moon, where they will learn the value of a proper Christian work ethic. These work camps will be run by Halliberton.

    Our apologies for the confusion.

  6. Jimmy spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:18 pm

    Dave. Funny. I almost covered that fact. Hastings has an AA degree. Richard is well… far above that.

  7. Jimmy spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:19 pm

    oh.. Actually, I am not sure “Doc” finished that.

  8. Green Thumb spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:23 pm

    Maybe “doc” did a lot of house calls when he was young.

  9. Proud To Be An Ass spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:26 pm

    Hey, vagina lips. “Doc” Hastings supports the senate version of the immigration bill. Your thoughts? Oh. Sorry. You already showed you are incapable of thought.

  10. Richard Pope spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:43 pm

    “Hastings studied business administration at Columbia Basin College and at Central Washington University.”

    http://hastings.house.gov/AboutDoc.aspx

    And Darcy Burner studied law at the University of Washington. Al Gore studied law and divinity at Vanderbilt University.

  11. Spanaway Grandma spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:50 pm

    There you are, Proud to Be the Devil – if I came upon you at Walmart I would pummel you with my purse!

    You keep your hands of that Mark Kennedy. He speaks the Word of God. God would not let the polar ice caps melt! Those are His ice cream cones. That’s like unplugging the refrigerator. Are you calling God stupid? God is not stupid!

    Mark Kennedy is a Modern Prophet of the Word. He has great courage to stand up to your blasphemy. That’s why all of us GOOD Christians will stand up for Mark Kennedy.

  12. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:53 pm

    As long as everybody is getting their civil rights trampled on by this administration, I think it only fitting that Congressmen and Senators should lose theirs as well. I, for one, would love to know what these bastards are trying to hide.

    Defending the Constitution is the LAST thing on their minds. CYA is what these guys are all about.

  13. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 9:56 pm

    ABC is standing by its story that Dennis Hastert is under investigation. That would prove inconvenient for Repulicans if the infinitely morally pliable Hastert were not re elected.

  14. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 10:24 pm

    Well, Richard Pope, as a Republican Social Darwinian I hope that you understand that despite what you may think of their credentials , they are your betters and deseve their positions — as you deserve your obscurity.

    They have worked harder and smarter than you and deserve their high position in this great Republican MERITOCRACY we all live in.

    Why do you snipe at your betters and attempt class warfare on them? You are the failure. Not them. Doc Hastings is just made of better stuff than you. Face it, Richard Pope!

  15. Fedil Castrol spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 10:30 pm

    Why do you snipe at your betters and attempt class warfare on them? You are the failure. Not them. Doc Hastings is just made of better stuff than you. Face it, Richard Pope!

    Commentby GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO— 5/29/06@ 10:24 pm
    How is the rabbits doing in Green Lake Gorditos De Los Alberto? Did you teach the litte bunnies to speak English yet?
    Rogger Rabbit is alive and well Folks!!!!!!!

  16. thomas romer spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 10:35 pm

    i love that guy dressed as a bear on the o’brien show.

  17. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 10:42 pm

    “Dave? Is that you ,Dave? Dave… I’m scared ,Dave.”

    HAL, in , 2001, A Space Odyssey

    Roger Rabbit is in front of your nose and has even had a letter published in th Seattle Times Op. Ed. page. How do I know these things? Because when I see a2 and another 2 and add them up, I get four.

  18. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 10:46 pm

    This is the idjit that Mr. Cynical posited as an “expert” on global warming: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Bastardi

  19. LeftTurn spews:

    Monday, 5/29/06 at 11:13 pm

    Just saw Baghdad ER on HBO. Man it was powerful. I hope lots of people see it. The Bush regime fought hard to keep it from getting distribution but HBO wouldn’t buckle under. The chickenhawks on the right don’t want us to see the truth about the bloodshed. This movie brings home how much pain Americans are suffering so Bush and his cabal can make a few bucks.

    The movie itself is a-political. It just shows the docs and the wounded. The rest is up to you!

  20. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 12:07 am

    re 19: It just drives home the truth of the absolute terror of this kind of situation. I used to clean carpets in a military town and I know from talking to these kind of guys that the LAST person they would want with them was a chickenhawk bragadoccio type with them.

    I professed to be an actual coward who was afraid of dying and who would crap in my pants and want to run away under fire and they would always say that that is the type of person they would want to be with because that’s how you feel in those circumstances.

    I am with our men in arms 110% — but I am against the Bush regime110% , too!

  21. Mr. Cynical spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 1:15 am

    Mark the Redneck Kennedy–
    Roger Rabbit = GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO

    Rog, the Cybil of Bloggers, is now on his 113th identity.
    I think he now believes he is Che Gueverra’s brother or something.
    That’s what happens when you eat Organic Carrots, grown in pure Bullshit!

  22. GORDITOS DE LOS ALBERTO spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 6:32 am

    Mr. Cynical: You are as correct about my identity as you are about the assumption that Joe Bastardi is a reputable meteorologist. Only an idiot like you would quote that moron as an authority on Global Warming!

  23. Mr. Cynical spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 6:49 am

    And Ron “Richard Pryor” Sims and Al “Gene Wilder” Gore are even more credible in your fuzzy vision????
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    A PSYCHOLOGY degree from the bastian of environmental studies, Central Washington University in Ellensburg is certainly a necessary precursor to Global Warming solutions!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  24. LeftTurn spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 8:03 am

    CIA OFFERS FRIENDS & FAMILY EAVESDROPPING PLAN
    Promises Fewer Dropped Calls in Exchange For 24-hour Surveillance
    In a sign that the Bush administration intends to ratchet up its program of domestic surveillance, the Central Intelligence Agency today announced that it was offering what it called a “Friends & Family” eavesdropping plan.

    Under the new plan, American citizens would reap significant discounts for long-distance calls in exchange for permitting the CIA to listen in on all of their conversations.

    The calls will be routed through a CIA spy satellite and then beamed back to the spy agency’s headquarters in Langley, Virginia, where agency operatives will be listening in on a 24-hour basis.

    With many Americans unhappy with their current long distance service, the CIA hopes that consumers will decide that having a CIA agent listening in on all of their conversations is a small price to pay for fewer dropped calls, which the CIA’s eavesdropping plan promises.

    According to the agency’s announcement, the CIA is sweetening the deal by offering even deeper discounts if the customer will allow the agency to “out” the names of its friends and family by leaking them to a newspaper reporter or columnist.

  25. JDB spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 10:43 am

    It should be obvious that Roger Rabbit is gone because it is breading season.

    And isn’t it funny that now that the Republicans’ lies are not working, that they have nothing to say. You can just put on a loop tape of “Tax Cuts for the Wealthy,” “Drill in ANWR” and “The Democrats Love Terrorists” and you have all that any republican is saying now days.

    Of course, they are horrified by the horrors of the abuse of power when the White House investigated a congressman’s office (with a warrant, no less, and probably legal), but are they upset about warrantless wiretaps and/or collecting phone records without a warrant (probably not legal)?

    Oh well, with gas prices out of site, corruption running rapid through out the GOP, problems in Iraq, Iran and one of the Koreas, uncontrolled budget deficits and all kind of other problems, it is good to know that the GOP plans to spend the summer trying to push through the first two amendments to the constitution to limit individual rights. Which are obviously necessary because of the rash of flag burning going on (one can barely breathe for all the smoke over Memorial Day), and we wouldn’t want a fag like JCH to get married, would we.

  26. JDB spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 10:45 am

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/horsey/

    And Goldy, you need to do something about line breaks on this blog.

  27. JDB spews:

    Tuesday, 5/30/06 at 10:50 am

    Isn’t it terrible how the media ignores all the good news in Iraq? Maybe some one on the right should ask Kimberly Dozier why that is:

    http://www.nytimes.com/aponlin.....ref=slogin

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    Friday, 6/16/06 at 7:40 pm

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  29. AntySPAM spews:

    Saturday, 6/17/06 at 10:10 am

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