Here’s an idea for discussion… how about McGavick’s support for oil drilling in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, because as we all know, with modern technology, there’s nearly zero change of a massive oil spill threatening enivronmentally sensitive areas.
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NTERIOR SECRETARY QUITS; CITES ‘NO MORE ENVIRONMENT LEFT TO WRECK’
Norton Declares Mission Accomplished
Secretary of the Interior Gail Norton announced her resignation on Friday, saying that there was “no more environment left to wreck” after five years at her Cabinet-level job.
Flanked by members of her Department of the Interior staff, Ms. Norton was clearly in a celebratory mood, telling reporters, “When I took this job five years ago, my goal was a simple one: to destroy as much of the environment as possible.”
Beaming with pride, Ms. Norton said, “I am here today to say, ‘mission accomplished.’”
I wish Mike! W! McGavick! write write another letter, this time to the oil companies telling them not to spill oil all over the fucking place. That would be useful.
er, “would write”
Ya know what would fix this problem. Why don’t all you moonbats who hate oil companies stop consuming oil? Sell your cars. Don’t ride airplanes. Don’t even ride the goddam bus. Walk, bike, or hop around on your powerful hind legs. Also stop using electricity since much of our power is generated by natural gas fired turbines.
Either that, or STFU.
Why don’t you shut me up you cum-drunk, baby raping piece of shit?
4 – Redneck, as usual – fuck you.
Read this, then read this. If you can read. Then put 2 and 2 together.
Asshole..
So oil is bad if it is on top of the ground where you can
see it, but okay if it is underground where we cant see it.
My thoughts are that by pumping the oil out of where we
cant see it aren’t we cleaning up a huge underground disaster.
I’m heading out to buy a new Hummer and help out. Hopefully
the paint on it is oil based so it will last forever like
the paint on my house. If only..
CommentFortheClueless@6 You’re asking a great deal of Mark the Retarded Redneck. He claims engineering expertise, but when I asked him to explain the significance of both ‘Galloping Gertie’s’ (something discussed in beginning engineering classes), he was silent.
7 – Tell you what, let’s spill 267,000 gallons of crude in your environment – let’s say your back yard. Then you can be all self-reliant and fill your hummer without burning any oil to get to the filling station.
I don’t have a car. If the Feds stopped shoveling subsidies on oil companies, they might find a way to make money on their own accord.
MarkktheGeologist@7 Don’t give up the Day Job.
Up until now, I have supported drilling in ANWR, but this spill is causing me to reconsider my position.
The fun thing about this spill is that the suspect cause was corrosion. In Canada they have mandatory anticorrosion stations along pipelines, powered by thermoelectric powerpacks. Was this pipeline an example of Mark The Retarded Redneck’s engineering expertise?
OKIE SCUMBAG BEHIND VOTER REGISTRATION $$$ SCAM
“News Release
“Issued: February 14, 2006
“OLYMPIA… Secretary of State Sam Reed reminds all Washington citizens that registering to vote is free.
“Reed is issuing this warning because an out-of-state website, http://www.iwanttovote.com, is offering an online voter registration service for $6.95 and requests copies of citizen’ identification and Social Security numbers.
“… Reed cautions providing private information to third parties may create a risk of identity theft. …
====END SAM REED PRESS RELEASE===”
http://www.secstate.wa.gov/off.....5QwQ%3d%3d
The scammer behind this bullshit tried to hide his identity by listing his web site at DomainsByProxy.com, but a citizen tracked him down … iwanttovote.com is an offshot of RPM Industries, d/b/a GunSwap.com, whose human persona is:
McGuire, Chuck
10301 Us Highway 77, Apt 1
Lexington, OK 73051-9672
(405) 872-9629
Now what do you want to bet this guy votes … er … hmmmm … well … who DO you think he votes for??? Mmmmmmm??? And what do you think will happen to (a) your voter registration, and (b) your Social Security number, if you send this guy $6.95???
I’ll leave that to your imagination.
The detective work on this case was done by a Washington voting rights lawyer who is, needless to say, a Democrat — using publicly available sources. No one’s privacy was invaded.
Tree Frog – What would you like to know about Karmen vortices?
Hey Tree Frog – Can you explain how anodic protection works? Explain galvanoelectric corrosion to us. We’d all luv to partake in your expertise.
@16 The amazing thing about a trained spaniel farting The Star Spangled Banner isn’t how well it does it, it’s that it attempts it at all.
Clueless – Nuke batteries huh… Yeah, I’ll bet the moonbats here will get behind that effort.
Just for the record, can you reconcile these two articles against the second law?
Tree – Thanks for explaining your knowledge of engineering to us.
Fucking ignerint idiot..
MarktheRetardedRedneck@20 Ah, but you are forgetting the First Law of Holes. When you find yourself in one Quit Digging!
For the record, Ultracapacitors function in perfect accord with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Careful measurement will show slight losses due to reluctanceand elastic hysteresis. This seems to be the main advance discussed in the articles cited by Comment for the Clueless. The second article has to do with replacing nuclear plants with wind power farms. Really Mark the ‘Tarded Redneck, I have to question your reading comprehension. WTF are you talking about? Were you HomeSchooled?
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“Can you explain how anodic protection works? Explain galvanoelectric corrosion to us. We’d all luv to partake in your expertise. Commentby Mark The Redneck— 3/12/06@ 3:12 pm”
If you immerse your dick in saltwater long enough, it’ll fall off.
The above only applies to people like MTR who have tin dicks.
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Tree Frog — how big a capacitator do we need to shoot MTR into orbit with a flashlight battery?
I found it rather amusing for Gale Norton to claim that she’s looking forward to visiting some national parks “as an ordinary tourist”. I’ll betcha she might get something less than a warm welcome from quite a few park staffers, now that she’s no longer their boss.
Hey Rabbit – WTF is a “capacitator”. Do you mean capacitor?
Fucking idiot…
Well,If we hook it up to his tin dick, maybe a AAA will do.
Wind power farms.. Uh huh… that’s a great idea.
Name a single instance… just one… where they are commercially viable. Commercially viable means not fucking the taxpayers by making them subsidize a stoopid idea.
Fucking idiot…
I call this “Jane Fonda Engineering”. People with zero knowledge of a complex technical topic attempting to dictate policy. I suppose your lack of knowledge allows you to “think out of the box”. Right?
Redneck – TFF said it better than I could. Even if EEStor doesn’t pan out, there’s advances in the pipeline with Lithium ion and even improved lead acid designs. We’re going to be filling up our cars at least partway with electricity. It’s not a matter of if but when. And that juice is going to come from renewables like wind and solar.
Some nukes may come on line in the next 10-15 years but nuke is the most expensive energy bar none and building nuke is throwing away money – like Shrub’s excellent adventure in Iraq without the body bags and the missing body parts.
Markthe’TardedRedneck@30 You have already demonstrated you inability to think outside BOX by having to pay child support. . . .
Clueless – Did you know batteries have to be charged? They don’t come that way you know. Where the fuck do you think the power is going to come from? Or are you going to wish away the laws of physics or conjure up imaginary magic materials.
JFC… this is why you guys cannot be allowed to be in charge. Shit, you shouldn’t even be allowed to vote.
BTW, we already “have nukes on line”. Lots of them…
‘Tard@33 You’re displaying your lack of reading comprehension again.
Redneck – are you calling GE Wind Power systems a “Jane Fonda” engineering company?
Look at this fucking map. Are you calling the companies that built and sited all these wind farms and sold the power to utilities a bunch of “Jane Fondas”? What state is the number two producer of wind power behind deep blue California? It’s red freaking state Texas and it’ll easily overtake California.
Did you know one of world’s latest billionaires is a wind power developer in India? Wake up and smell the coffee Redneck, it’s not a nuke, coal and gas world anymore.
One of my favorite, tho’ problematic, power sources, is Geothermal . The County lockup in Kittitas County is heated that way. MT may be familiar with this (as an inmate?) facility.
Oops, gotta close that tag .
@ 32
Your comments prove that you can’t square yourself with the true meaning of Murka. Government exists to make private wealth possible. Thrity percent of anything’s value is made by government intervention in the economy.
TFF – They are ALL subsidized by the taxpayers. Every gd one of them.
I’m talking about commercially viable. With a total cost of .05/kwh or less.
Just for the fuck of it… can you explain the difference between “power” and “energy”. Most moonbats can’t. Don’t just copy something you google… just explain in coupla sentences.
Didn’t think so…
fucking idiot…
Initially Geothermal was geared to hi-temp sources and steam generating plants. The Nordic countries, and particularly Iceland have led the way with solid state direct electric generation with variations of Peltier Effect systems.
LMAO…,”government exists to make private wealth possible”.
That’s a good one. Show me where it says that or even makes remote reference to it in any of the founding documents.
That’s a good one.
Keep ’em coming…
Markthe’TardedRedneck you are full of challenges. . .in fact you seem to be the most ‘challenged’ individual I know of.
Roger and Gang is this Ted Kennedy replacement for the Democrats?
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03.....r=homepage
WASHINGTON, March 12 — A Democratic senator who is widely believed to be considering a run for the White House in 2008 said today that he would seek to censure President Bush because of his domestic eavesdropping program.
The senator, Russell D. Feingold of Wisconsin, said, “What the president did by consciously and intentionally violating the Constitution and laws of this country with this illegal wiretapping has to be answered.” He added, “Proper accountability is a censuring of the president, saying, ‘Mr. President, acknowledge that you broke the law, return to the law, return to our system of government.’ ”
Mr. Feingold, who spoke on the ABC News program “This Week,” said he planned to introduce legislation on Monday that would censure President Bush and condemn his authorization of the eavesdropping program.
Senator Bill Frist, Republican of Tennessee and the majority leader, called Mr. Feingold’s proposal “a crazy political move.”
The Senate Intelligence Committee has rejected Democrats’ call for a full committee investigation of the eavesdropping program and adopted a Republican plan for a seven-member
38 – Fuck you again. Practically every energy source in the country is regulated and subsidized with tax breaks and whatnot to keep consumer costs low. The feds just injected 13 billion into the corpse of the nuclear industry. They injected even more into the oil and gas industry. Why should wind power be held to a higher standard especially if it comes with zero fuel costs and minimal environmental impact?
Roger and Gang is this true of the Democrat Party that it will use a Republican plan that work in 1994? The party of the Socialist Democrats will make this happen after running all the true Democrats out of the party. Have the Democrats lost its base prostituting the party for special interest groups and alienating all the Religious groups all over the country.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03.....tml?8hpiby.
In January, the Democratic leaders in Congress, along with several dozen members of the rank and file, gathered in the splendid foyer of the Library of Congress to let loose the opening barrage of a campaign to take control of Congress this November. With the possible exception of the Capitol, no setting in Washington suggests the majesty and antiquity of our form of government more than this domed, pillared, tiled and bemuraled space. As Democratic legislators filed onto a raised platform, a patriotic march — was those . . . snare drums. — swelled from the wings. To the rear hung two giant American flags and between them a banner, which read, “Honest Leadership, Open Government.” One by one, the leaders spoke of how they were saddened, but also outraged, at the Republican “culture of corruption.” “We throw the gauntlet down today!” cried Representative Louise Slaughter. At the conclusion of this press event, the legislators formed a tableau intended to evoke glorious moments in the history of the Republic as they stood together to sign a charter known as “The Declaration of Honest Leadership and Open Government.”
Cringe if you wish — but didn’t this kind of stagecraft work wonders for Newt Gingrich and the Republicans when they assaulted the Democratic bastion in 1994? The Democrats have been trying to recover ever since from that lightning strike, which not only placed both houses in Republican hands but also ushered in the era of conservative supremacy in which we still live. It’s true that the Democrats have been vowing to retake Congress every two years, while the Republican majority merely waxes and wanes. But 2006 feels different. What with Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, the Abramoff scandal and an unconvincing economy, President Bush’s approval ratings are down in the mid-30’s. Even Republican strategists and legislators concede the parallels to 1994 and worry that their party now feels as entrenched and unaccountable as the Democrats did then.
Places nearby where windmills would be commercially viable.
Anywhere in a 50 mile radius of Hanford WA. Massive connections to the electrical grid, non stop wind, not even the indians lived there since there is no water outside the columbia river. And damn few animals to annoy. The fruit growers in mattawa can’t complain since they all have windmills for microclimate frost control.
If you put a picture of the area next to shots from the Mars lander pics, you could not tell the difference.
If one wnated to make a secret federal facility to enrich uranium for bombs it would also be perfect.
Oh wait. They already did that. The only flaw they did not forsee was the non stop wind that carried released radiation to the populated areas.
No chance of that with windpower.
Why should wind power be held to a higher standard especially if it comes with zero fuel costs and minimal environmental impact?
Commentby For the Clueless— 3/12/06@ 4:30 pm
Clueless they shut down all the wind power sources due to high bird kill and noise in Bitburg Germany. So much for the minimal environmental impact, what do you suggest? You folks already on finical nightmare with Hanford and WOOPS, did you forget? Now you killed the monorail in Seattle, its taking years to complete the light rail, and you choke I5 into downtown with your off ramps. With all your political correctness, the state taxpayers will be paying on this for years and Seattle will left off the hook. I suggest that Seattle has ten years to provide their own power for the city within the city limits and the power grid will be disconnected from the dams.
klake
Repubs would not know true open government if it bit them on the ass. The K-street project was as close as they could get and that was just open bribery, influence peddaling and corruption.
However you bring up a good point. Bush and Darth Cheney have reminded us all that Nixon and Reagan were not as bad as we thought they were.
Never again.
“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again…. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are H.L. Hunt…a few other Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.”
–Eisenhower wrote his brother Edgar on May 2, l956:
Hey Wabbit – Didja edjimikae yerself on them there “capacitators” yet? Tell me all about them. Regale me with your knowledge of electrical injuneeeeering.
Since you fancy yerself an expert on energy, even though you don’t know the first fucking thing about it, have you decided to get rid of ALL your cars and hop around on your powerful hind legs?
C’mon… serve as an example to the moonbats here. Serve as an example of an ingnerint fucking idiot.
CLueless @ 44 – Really? Give me a single example where my tax money goes to subsidize energy companies… say like the taxpayers of FUWA get hit to put money in Paul Allen’s pockets to pay for that goddam stadium.
MTR–
Hey, I had a very interesting day volunteering my time working in a Kitchen that serves Mentally Ill LEFTIST PINHEADED KLOWNS. It’s yet another handout to these idiots.
The name of the program is “SOUP TO NUTS”!!!!!!
MTR, why in the hell would anyone want to copy you? We don’t need anymore “ingnerint fucking idiots”, you fill the state’s capacity already.
Clueless & rujax drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
“If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant.
“How do we enter?” asked Clueless.
“Well, I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”
“O.K. I guess 7, ” said Clueless.
“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”
The next week, Clueless & rujax returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the rujax asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”
“2” said rujax.
“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”
As they walked back to the car, Clueless said to the rujax,”You know, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said rujax. “My wife won twice last week.”
Redneck –
Read it and weep.
Wow, these moonbats want to ban me….
Why don’t you shut me up you cum-drunk, baby raping piece of shit?
Commentby LauraBushKilledAGuy— 3/12/06@ 1:14 pm
4 – Redneck, as usual – fuck you.
Read this, then read this. If you can read. Then put 2 and 2 together.
What SCUMBAGS!
Here’s one for our Gay Pal, Bob from Boeing:
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.
He went to the first man’s house and told the man’s wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.’
‘Well,”she said,”he loved to fish so I would like to have his body creamated and his ashes spread over the lake so he can be forever with his fish. “And it was done.
The General went and informed the second man’s wife. She too cried and was then asked what was to be done with his body? “She said, “Well,he loved to hunt, so I think it would be great if we could have him creamated and have his ashes scattered over the forrests so he can be forever with the creatures that he loved so much.”
The third man was gay. The General was a little hesitant but proceeded in telling the man’s husband (Bob from Boeing) the bad news. Bob from Boeing cried and screamed for well over an hour and then finally calmed down enough to hear the General’s question.”What would you like to do with his body?”
Bob from Boeing responded, “Well,my husband was a good man, but he was not very outgoing. He didn’t like to do anything outside the house. He was the best lover I ever had. He was amazing in bed. He loved my chili too. I loved him so much. Well,the only logical thing to do is to have his body cremated, make some chili for dinner,throw his ashes in, and let him burn my ass up one more time!”
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Hey that’s a good one, Cynical Irrelevant BOZO!
What was even funnier was your frenzy at (un)SP about “Goldstein going down” the week before Bridges’ decision. Top that off with all your patriotic I-912 signature gathering going down the toilet! How sweet that was!
Funniest of all is when your irrelevant ass is troll-rated out of here and you’re reduced to circle-jerking at (un)SP!!!!
Can’t wait to see who has the last laugh then!!!!
November 2006? Woooohoooo!
Foghorn Freephorn @ 55
Yes we do want to ban you.
Ladies and gentlemen – exhibit one:
Puddy’s porno fantasy about the children of those he disdains politically.
CluelessASS: Wrongo stupidone! That was in response to your schizophrenia! Just like a moonbat, take it out of context and then print it.
FF @ 60
We’ll let the rest of the community decide Freephorn. However I think the decision to ban you will be as they say a fait accompli?
RancidButtPutty better enjoy his time. . .it won’t be long.
Mr. C – telling jokes is your forte. And you type better off the free form blather. I did laugh a bit — and as they say, that is good.
Yes, I have had several husbands who were really, really, really good in bed. It is nice feeling to have often exceed your fantasies.
And besides the good pot of chili, the potassium and other minerals might be very good for ones long term well being..
But you forget – Oh, baby, men in uniform……… and lots of brass to boot. In a perfect world, he is a Navy Captain in full dress uniform, just returned from the sea, accepting my offer of world class whisky and a little smoke……..I can substitute this once.
Bien sur, mon General, entrez-vous monsieur. Une petite verre peut tetre……..soyez le bien venue.
(Of couse General, come in. Welcome, can I offer you a drink…. )
It won’t exactly be the Rapture for the trolls, but it might seem that way to some of us. . . .
CluelessASS: Fine. Ban me for calling you out. Schizo. I will spend more time making more money.
MTR: Do you realize I worked only 26 weeks and pulled in almost $150K. I guess you all can ban me. Please, I’ll work more and make more. This economy is great!
Goldy, better yet say the word and I’ll leave for good!
The economy will be the next, Rancid. That is of course, unless an indictment inervenes first. . . .
How about changing the name of your blog…and getting a tad mainstream….
TFF: Maybe to you. I may have to hire help. It’s great. I guess you are in some dead end job doing mundane work. I guess your guidance counselor really told you… How are those trees?
Clueless fucking idiot @ 54 – I just decided not to rob you. Have I done you some kind of favor? Is letting you keep your money some kind of fucking favor?
The fact of the matter is that every kookball nutcase alternative energy source requires direct subsidies by the taxpayers to keep afloat because the economics just aren’t there. Take yer pick.. wind, solar, geo, waves… they’re all stoopid from an economic standpoint.
by Goldy, 03/12/2006, 11:43 AM
“Here’s an idea for discussion… how about McGavick’s support for oil drilling in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, because as we all know, with modern technology, there’s nearly zero change of a massive oil spill threatening enivronmentally sensitive areas. ”
You mean “zero chance” right?
Roger, you got all over my spelling of a word in a discussion on another thread, calling me an idiot. Is Goldy an idiot because he can’t spell “chance”? Or does he get a pass just because you agree with him?
How about the Claude Allen approach to affordable energy? Go to the gas station, fill up your tank, and just drive off without paying. A little easier than getting free merchandise from Target.
TFF and Wabbit – Hey, I wanna know more about “capacitators”. Here’s a start…Go look up the word “picofarad”. And once you get yer head around the notion of 10^-12 or “trillionth”, do some math and let me know if the “ultracapacitators” that you want to put in yer cars are larger or smaller than taxpayer subsidized billionaire Paul Allen’s fucking football stadium.
Hey Goldy – Fill me in again on your amateur engineering analysis of EPFB. I thought you wanted to shut it down. Did your suit to have it declared unsafe go anywhere?
Inquiring minds wanna know…
Hey Puddy – Ain’t it great makin big bucks? The thing I like best about it is that it serves to remind yer average moonbat what miserable fucking failures they are. And of course, most life failures result from character failures.
…it’s just that the reality is vaginas make us men .
Comment by GBS— 12/29/05 @ 5:44 pm
…vaginas do indeed make us men.
Comment by Donnageddon— 12/29/05 @ 5:55 pm
25. Tree Frog – how big a capacitator do we need to shoot MTR into orbit with a flashlight battery?
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 3:42 pm
My, my, the trolls are restless tonight. The chimpster’s numbers are down in the 30’s. That could do it.
Now chimpster is going on the road to tell us how well things are going in Iraq. Gee I’m glad we don’t have a civil war going on, only 66 dead today in Iraq.
Scores killed in Baghdad car bombings
Monday 13 March 2006, 0:26 Makka Time, 21:26 GMT
There was no word from US forces on American casualties
Related:
Gunmen storm mosque in Baghdad
19 killed in Baghdad attacks
Baghdad under daytime curfew
Many killed in Baghdad bombing
At least 66 people have been killed and more than 300 wounded in a series of attacks in Iraq, including 50 dead and 290 injured in a triple car bombing of a Baghdad Shia neighbourhood.
And of course, I now see we have helped the insurgents learn how to take out an Abrams tank. Sweet.
MTR: Yes, this economy is great. You know I have to decide where to vacation this year. The wife already asked about it. Maybe we’ll piss off the moonbats and visit JCH. Even though he’s a racist pig at times. NOT!
I am almost there on having three weeks of Marriott points to spend at St. Thomas. Yes, moonbats figure out how many points that is!
The current total of 50 dead was a tally of Iraqi civilians in Sadr City. Gentlemen, those were Shiites. We have yet to hear from Muqtada al-Sadr and his Al-Madhi Army.
MTR @ 70:
Of course, it would be completely pointless to discuss the flaws in your logic, because you have never shown that you could learn something from people with different ideological perspectives.
The only reason you come to this blog is to verbally abuse people. What a mean-spirited little man you are.
When the Mosque of the Golden Dome was bombed, our own military command acknowledge that we did not have enough boots on the ground to control the situation indefinitely. They apparently were asked to keep the lid on as long as they could while chucklenuts went off to Pakistan and India in search of his Presidential blanky. The word was, that even with a daylight curfew and allowing no vehicular traffic on Fridays (the Sabbath), we coud only keep a certain level of calm for a week to ten days. We’re approaching the ten day mark. Stand by.
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A “capacitator” is a capacitor made in China. Find me one made in the USA and I’ll call it a “capacitor” — until then, it’s a capacitator.” http://chinasuppliers.alibaba......tator.html
Bob from Boeing–
You DO have a sense of humor.
That’s a start.
Here’s some more capacitators, you ignorant fuck.
http://www.directron.com/ec358.html
http://www.bhmotorsportsonline.....tator.html
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors.....4613531443
http://shopping.msn.com/prices.....d=22819724
http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/r.....Fan+Switch
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“Commercially viable means not fucking the taxpayers by making them subsidize a stoopid idea.”
Well I guess that means Grand Coulee Dam and 99% of eastern Washington agriculture aren’t commercially viable.
There goes eastern Washington … but what the hell, they’re all Republikkkans anyway.
Bob–
Here’s a good one…probably not a good one to try at home–
Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says “Hey, I feel something in my ass … see if you can feel anything.” So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. “I don’t feel anything”,the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, “No deeper…I’m sure I feel something”.
So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. “I’m telling you there is nothing there” says the boyfriend. “No really”, the guys says, “I can feel it, look deeper.” So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.
“Hey, I found something,”says the boyfriend. “Well take it out,” says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see’s it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, “Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you……”
Looks like Halliburton isn’t commercially viable, either.
But here’s the biggie — if you factor in all the transfer costs … OIL ISN’T COMMERCIALLY VIABLE.
What’s wrong BOZO? You didn’t find humorous what I’ve been laughing AT all these months?
I’m hurt..
Watch it Cynical, clulessASS will have you banned too.
Oil is the most subsidized substance on earth. If it wasn’t given legal immunity from all the damage it causes, it wouldn’t be able to compete horse-drawn plows or rickshaw coolies.
If oil gets much more expensive, it won’t be able to compete with them anyway.
You humans are all gonna go back to hoe agriculture and walking. ha ha ha ha ha ha
RogerRabbit@85 Just glancing at your “shopping list” of capacitators, I believe the 1.5 Farad unit for approx. $35 would do the job of putting Markthe’TardedRedneck into orbit. . .particularly id we attached it to his tin dick. . . . . . .
Bob–
One more to share with your pals–
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns’ sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Mark came to John and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Mark, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
However, what we found fun was finding an old capacitator filled with oil, say ones used in power supplies, and subjecting them to hi-voltage. . .say an order of 100 times their dielectric rating. This caused them to blow up with a very satisfying blast.
Now if we attached one of these to MTRR’s tin dick, we could use the same technique, and insure that he won’t have to pay any new child support at the same time. . . . . .
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And as usual MTR is blowing smoke out of his ass.
“It has been said that their primary product is not electricity but rather tax write-offs. However, this is inaccurate …. California … does not have very many commercially viable wind farm sites, at least not onshore. Much of the Southwest is not much better, although there are some significant exceptions. However, the Midwest has an abundance of suitable sites for wind energy development …. The Pacific Northwest and the Northeast both have many excellent sites as well.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_farm
“Until recently, the costs associated with utility-scale wind power generation have been prohibitive. With significant advancements in technology, the economic feasibility of wind power generation, coupled with the positive environmental attributes of wind power, is leading to rapid global growth in commercially viable wind power development. Wind technology is the fastest-growing generation source in the world.” http://www.district.squamish.b.....Power.aspx
Hey MTR, this is 2006, not 1896.
Hey MTR — you need to update your knowledge of science, engineering, economics, and politics.
It’s hard to believe anybody pays that fuck for whatever he does.
“Wind power farms.. Uh huh… that’s a great idea. Name a single instance… just one… where they are commercially viable.”
Midland, Texas. (Ever heard of that place?)
“Today’s tax laws give producers a break only if they actually produce electricity, encouraging them to build commercially viable machines. The West Texas plant produces electricity at rates competitive with today’s higher fossil fuel prices.”
http://www.district.squamish.b.....Power.aspx
Pull your head out of your ass, MTR.
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MTR has to pay child support because he spent too much time INSIDE THE BOX.
If he had pulled it out, he wouldn’t have this problem.
Well, the party of Crooks and Liars may be able to tap into some of those bricks of U$ dollars that’ve gone missing in Iraq. Maybe that what is being used to pay his sorry ass.
Hey Wabbit – Howya doin with that “picofarad” thing. Learn anything yet? Bigger or small than that gd stadium?
And do tell me more about “capacitators”.
LMAO…
What Markthe’TardedRedneck should do to demonstrate his knowledge of basic electricty is to take a large, fully charged Leyden Jar with him to his next circlejerk over on UnSound politics and discharge it instead of his. . .
Redneck freaking idiot @ 70
Did you see the freaking word “subsidy” in that article? And what about the tax breaks? Don’t you think those companies with their overpaid executives should help shoulder the burden of defending this country, funding the courts, the fbi, homeland security, etc. No. Of course not. Typical Republican policy is someone else always pays – never the Republican.
Redneck you’re going to be banned with the rest of them – not so much for being a troll (you are certainly are that) but for being totally thick-headed!
Go back to (un)SP for “intelligent” comment.
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“One of my favorite, tho’ problematic, power sources, is Geothermal.”
Most people think of “geothermal” as drilling down into an underground hot spring. However, today the real action in “geothermal” is geothermal heat pumps, which are much more efficient than standard heat pumps.
Geothermal heat pumps can be incorporated into new construction or, in many cases, retrofitted to existing structures. They are based on the principle that, whereas ambient air temperature fluctuates greatly, the temperature in the ground is relatively stable. Based on simple refrigerator mechanics, a geothermal heat pump transfers heat stored in the ground to thermal space heating. The process also works in reverse, and a geothermal heat pump installation can be used for winter heating and summer cooling. These units consume anywhere from 25% to 70% less electricity than conventional electric heating and cooling units, and can be installed almost anywhere there’s soil.
http://www.energymatch.com/fea.....ticleid=46
I kinda like’TardtheRedneck for entertainment value. . . .
Comment on 37
“Government exists to make private wealth possible. Thrity percent of anything’s value is made by government intervention in the economy.”
What happens when you bring capital, labor, and material together? Nothing. Government is the catalyst necessary for an economic reaction to occur.
Maybe ‘TardtheRedneck could explain COP’s and why they might be important to geothermal, or even hydrothermal generational schemes. . .
Rabbit – Dat good. Whered ya hear that? Ron Sims? LMAO..
No frog…. splain capacitators to me. Splain how a capacitator measured in trillionths is gonna power yer car. Can’t wait to hear.
Oh, maybe space aliens will drop in with magic materials. OK. Let’s wait for that.
Inna meantime, lets drill for oil.
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“I’m talking about commercially viable. With a total cost of .05/kwh or less.”
If your criterion for “commercially viable” is “.05/kwh or less,” you’ll have a hard time finding a commercially viable power plant anywhere. I’m pretty sure no fossil fuel plants exist in the U.S. that can produce power at that cost.
In California, wind and geothermal have the lowest costs. http://www.energy.ca.gov/elect....._cost.html
‘Tard@115 You still haven’t read the links Commentforthecluelss gave you, or at least comprehended them.
Didn’t know that, didja, ya dumb fuck? Hard to believe anybody pays you for whatever you do.
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and the deper you go – the more staqble the earth temp. Thus the energy themal mass can balance both heat and cold.
The Chinese are very big in ths new technology. The rebuild of Peking for the Olympics is using this technology in giant new structures.
Very erudite, RR. You are the Rennaisence Rabbit. When you get to heaven, say hi to Mr. Angelo.
Wind is an especially promising technology here in Washington state! As long as MTR and our other trollfucks hang around, we have an inexhaustible supply of hot air.
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You found any capacitors yet, Mark? All I’ve got is these capacitators made in China.
Sheesh, .05/kwh. . . .whoohooo. They were paying .06/kwh on the East Coast in 1984, when we were paying .03/kwh in Seattle. What time warp have you been hiding in.
Hey Wabbit – splain what a kwh is. Do you even know? is it a measure of power or energy.
Didn’t think so.
Fucking idiot.
Hey Bob – yeah, yer right. Deeper = hotter. Why don’t you drill a hole a thousand miles deep and then sell the energy to all yer moonbat friends.
Let us know how that goes.
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Maybe if you parked your smog machine and walked once in a while, you wouldn’t have so much fat between your ears.
RR@120 Which brings up another alternative. . .the Hot Air Engine. No, seriously. Perhaps Markthe’TardedRedneck could elucidate the difference between the Carnot Cycle and the Sterling Cycle, while he is elucidating the Second Law of ThermoDynamics.
Freephorn @ 92
All you wingnuts are going to be banned unless a miracle occurs and you start arguing in good faith.
Here’s the list: BOZO, DOOFUS, WrongOne, yeaWrong, jaybo, Yossarian, Dumb Ass Washout, Mark the bloviating Redneck, Jerkoff Creepy Hater, klake the flake, Lys, MWS, Oink, Michael, Janet S the talking points queen and last but not least Puddy “Freep” Koresh – President of the HA.org Bush-Davidians
Have I missed anyone?
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“Very erudite, RR. You are the Rennaisence Rabbit. When you get to heaven, say hi to Mr. Angelo.”
I’m not going if they have Republikans there.
Wabbit – I’ll letcha in onna joke. Us high powered technical types use special words with a special meaning known only to those of us who are studied and degreed in the field. We use these words purposely to identify those who have no business interacting with us so we can exclude them.
“Capacitator” is one of the first word on the list. We laugh at guys like you.
But I gotta hand it to you… this is the first time I’ve ever had anyone actually defend the use of a shit for brains word. I guess that makes sense… coming from a fucking idiot like you.
Thanks for the entertainment.
The best place to get energy is conservation. To illustrate what design can do, today’s desktop computers use a teeny fraction of a 1960’s mainframe, yet are far more powerful.
The trick to an energy-efficient economy is to move electrons, not planes, trucks, ships, or people. When you stop to think about it, there’s really no reason explainable in terms of physics why most office workers actually have to go from one place (their homes) to another place (the office) to do their work. As the percentage of America’s economic output consisting of intellectual services grows, the opportunities for a more energy-efficient economy also grow, because you can move intellectual output to virtually any place on earth with negligble expenditure of electrical energy.
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Hey – diddle wit – That is what thye do in Iceland, since the vocano stuff is close to the surface, the pump vater to in and create steam heat which is them piped to the whole city.
We should be so luck on our Northern Tier – gets very col, very expesive to heat, and the coal and oil fumes are toxic.
You are a fat head – on top of you sisist and homophoibic problems. No wonder you have to bragg so much to strangers.
Also, very bad manners in the North West. I can tell you come from some other region with less manners in their culture. Or maybe, the trailer parks of Aberdeen-Centrailia.
Clean fusion is coming — vive la France –and, more solar, but not from your roof. Collectors in uppers stratosphere, laser beamed back to terra.
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Us lawyer types wait until you engineering types finish doing whatever the fuck you do, then we clean up the mess you made.
Wabbit – Nice theft of “Being Digital”. Move bits not atoms was the theme of the book.
You just forgot to cite the source right?
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Hey MTR — I’ll letcha in onna joke. We lawyers call you engineering guys “slide rule boys.”
If you think the term “boys” as used in this context has a disparaging and patronizing flavor — you’re right.
Goddam engineers can’t do a fucking thing right.
I’m crying all the way to the bank…
I actually carry a slide rule. One of those circular ones. Great fun to use it in a meeting.
I also carry sorobon in my laptop bag and practice it occasionally.
Can you do either?
Didn’t think so…
Herbert Hoover, for example, was an engineer by training and profession — and look what he did — he pushed the wrong buttons and shut down the whole fucking economy.
Hey Wabbit – Back on track… tell me about those picofarad capacitators and how they gonna power your car. Tell me how that gonna work. I’m waiting…
Fucking idiot…
Jimmy Carter, The Worst President of the 20th Century for example, was an engineer by training and profession – and look what he did – he pushed the wrong buttons and shut down the whole fucking economy.
Hey MTR — did you help install the O-rings on this equipment? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared.....html/1.stm
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See what I mean? If you want a job done right, hire a lawyer. Bill Clinton, The Best President Since FDR, was a lawyer by training and profession, and look what he did — he pushed the right buttons and we enjoyed a decade of stock market growth, 22 million new jobs, real income growth, and a decline in poverty.
Now we’re stuck with a fucking C-average MBA who doesn’t know an interest rate from a capacitator …
In Shrub’s case, though, it doesn’t make any difference because he would have been a fucking moron no matter what occupation he went into.
@143 Now, now, that was the best eddicashun the ‘ole man could buy. It cost him $6 million in donations just to get the pup accepted after thirteen rejections.
A picofarad is what a femtofarad wants to grow up to be.
Boeing Bob, go visit Iceland and stop reading it from books. Take a flight to Reykjavik. Maybe on the tour you’ll really learn something, like how the common folk make it work. Oh, are you a I’ve never left the US person?
Hey moonbats in FUWA, why don’t you drill a nice hole in the side of MT. St. Helens. Then place cluelessASS on the hole as the magma capstone. Every so often the hot gas pressures would lift his smelly ass off the pipe and the geothermal heat would be harnessed for use. You would know it’s ready because cluelessASS would whistle, kind of like what he does here on ASSes. You know, whistle out of his ass!
In all seriousness, the problem would be how to heat exchange the hot gases to make geothermal work here in FUWA. We would need a pipeline, with corrosive capacitance. Since they are corrosive, a high stainless steel content would be needed. But , I guess, it would be a very expensive operation. Since the moonbats like to get away from oil, they could invest in this project!
BTW MTR, in my IVY League edumication, we learned about galvanic corrosion. Just put cluelessASS’ magnesium dick on Roger Rabbit’s furry ass and galvanic corrosive action will immediately occur. He is such a highly charged individual, seething and ready to ban all people who think right. BTW, the magnet will pit! Figure it out cluelessASS.
When the Mosque of the Golden Dome was bombed, our own military command acknowledge that we did not have enough boots on the ground to control the situation indefinitely. They apparently were asked to keep the lid on as long as they could while chucklenuts went off to Pakistan and India in search of his Presidential blanky. The word was, that even with a daylight curfew and allowing no vehicular traffic on Fridays (the Sabbath), we coud only keep a certain level of calm for a week to ten days. We’re approaching the ten day mark. Stand by.
Commentby Tree Frog Farmer— 3/12/06@ 7:37 pm
Hey you French Tree Frog Farmer didn’t I see you at WTO running around the city with your head up you ass? What the hell do you know about winning a war? I sure the hell didn’t your silly ass in the desert the last time I was over there and if I did you would have been mating Mohammad’s camel. The only thing you know how to do run around town with you hands up and screaming the sky is falling. The first bit advice for you is to pull your head out of you ass and smell the roses.
Ah, the pain of thirty percent approval ratings. Come on now, let it out. . .get out a good primal scream, now. There, there, now isn’t that better?
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There are some things no amount of money can buy: Bringing a dead pet back to life … becoming young again … teaching third-grade reading comprehension to a trollfuck …
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Give it six more months and Bush will look back on his 30% approval rating with nostalgia.
Puttyferbrains @147
Oh, you went to one of those schools where daddy bought your way in? That explains a lot.
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Hey dumbass, go back and read what I wrote about geothermal heat pumps. You don’t need a volcano to cut electricity use in half; all you need is a backyard.
MTR: I am so surprised the moonbats didn’t speak of boat corrosion! The easiest way to spot an older boat is to go below decks and inspect the metallic joints. I am also shocked the moonbats didn’t discuss the reason why zinc is attached to boat metals to protect those metals from corrosion. But then again they are just moonbats. They google a good talk, maybe remember some chemistry and physics but have to visit the Internet for a good understanding of the corrosive effect!
Jimmy Carter realized we were too dependent on mid-east oil and oil in general. He gave ( and many states gave ) tax incentives to homeowners to have solsr installed on their homes. A burgeoning new industry was developing in the U.S. with lots of research going on and improvements all the time. Carter even had solar installed on the WHITE house.
…which the amiable dunce, Ronald Reagan, had removed and rescinded all the solar tax incentives . What a lame brain Reagan was!!!
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“What the hell do you know about winning a war?”
More than you Neocon retards. Speaking of which, how’s your war going? You needn’t answer that, we already know, and don’t need to bother to read today’s headlines to find out. Today’s headlines are the same as yesterday’s headlines, and tomorrow’s headlines will be the same as today’s headlines.
RancidButtPutty maybe you can answer Markthe’TardedRedneck’s searching questions about the The First Law of Holes?
Hey dumbass, go back and read what I wrote about geothermal heat pumps. You don’t need a volcano to cut electricity use in half; all you need is a backyard.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 9:31 pm
Just save all of Rabbit’s posts. There is enought hot air to power your home for centuries.
Republicans used to blame Democrats for starting wars. They based that on the fact Democrats were in the White House when both world wars started. All I can say is, we won our wars.
Oh, and Markthe’TardedRedneck, wannabe Engineer, perhaps you can explain the significance of a Brass Rat?
Roger Dumb Bunny Rabbit: So I assume you use aluminium? Don’t google that Dumb Bunny!
Oh by the way, my parents didn’t buy me into anything. I got there on scholarship. Now how did you get into law school? Knee pads maybe? Bent over maybe?
Yes speaking about geothermal heat pumps, how far do you plan to dig? Isn’t that what MTR asked. I suggest MSH because it’s above ground, it belches like cluelessASS on ASSes every so oftern and you can view the result of the belch! Dumb Bunny!
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You wanna see corrosion, go look in a mirror.
Puttybutt is a self-contained battery. If you stuck a wire in his nose and another wire up his ass, he could run a light bulb.
TFF, Yo hang with the trees, maybe you can perform your Lord of the Rings act and ask them about the Holes Law!
Of course, RancidButtPutty should know. . . .with that education in the hallowed halls. . .
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“Yes speaking about geothermal heat pumps, how far do you plan to dig?”
Depends on whether you want a horizontal or vertical installation, but in general, a trench about six feet deep should work fine.
And if you knew the first damn thing about it, you wouldn’t even ask that question.
Hey Puddy – In yer Ivy League edumikashuns, did you ever larn about them there “capacitators” that wabbit and tree frog talkin about?
Now wabbit claimin we was wrong all along.
Doncha love moonbats doing engineering?
French Tree Frog Farmer look what is happening in your native country.
http://today.reuters.com/news/.....ived=False
PARIS (Reuters) – French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin prepared on Sunday to defend his unpopular labor reforms after riot police stormed the historic Sorbonne university in Paris to end a protest over the new law.
Villepin was scheduled to give a major television interview a day after riot police smashed their way into the faculty’s halls in the heart of the capital’s Latin Quarter and dragged some 200 demonstrators from the building.
The students started their sit-in on Wednesday in the university, birthplace of the May 1968 student protest movement, to denounce moves to loosen France’s rigid labor laws and make it easier for employers to hire and fire people aged under 26.
“This is what happens when you call for disorder,” Education Minister Gilles de Robien said as he visited the Sorbonne’s ransacked offices, holding up torn books at the site where a 1968 rebellion that weakened President Charles de Gaulle began.
Roger Dumb Bunny: Ah yes I have electomotive force. Thanks for pointing that out! Unlike you, I don’t need the influence of an external field. But you Dumb Bunny, being a short circuit from birth; how does it feel knowing your electrons never reached the top floor? Maybe your electrons were never deposited upon ovum fertilization!
“Now how did you get into law school?”
A 3.9 GPA in my senior year and an LSAT score in the top 5% both helped.
More than you Neocon retards. Speaking of which, how’s your war going? You needn’t answer that, we already know, and don’t need to bother to read today’s headlines to find out. Today’s headlines are the same as yesterday’s headlines, and tomorrow’s headlines will be the same as today’s headlines.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 9:34 pm
Roger you want to get your uniform on and join me in Southwest Asia? Hell you can give us first hand advice on how you would win this war with turning tail and running.
TFF@165: Usually I can put on my moonbat decoder ring and figure out WTF you all are saying. But with #165 you got me on that one!
Ivy Leager “K”: WTF is TFF writing about now?
MTR: Aluminium, it’s a simple metal! But Dumb Bunny will have to look it up! Capacitators – isn’t that a large field of tubers?
ALASKA AIRLINES JET EVACUATED
“Bullet Found On Alaska Airlines Jet
“March 12, 2006
“By KOMO Staff & News Services
“SEATTLE – Passengers had to be taken off an Alaska Airlines plane Sunday afternoon at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport after a federal air marshal found a bullet in the cabin, the airline said. … It was not immediately clear how the bullet got onto the plane.”
It probably was dropped by one of the Crips they hired to handle baggage.
http://www.komotv.com/stories/42367.htm
MTR: Undergraduate degree is in engineering. Did it for years. But I found I had a hankering for computers. So I work only a half-year and make more than most moonbats here. Yes I work hard, but as JSA on Beacon Hill can attest, it’s rewarding! When I showed the wife I only worked 26 weeks she was shocked!
Dumbh Bunny: Aluminium? What is it? In that vast emptiness of your rabbit brain, I am sure you must have come across this metal!!!
Hey MTR, did you also work on the Mars lander that you slide rule boys misplaced? Did you guys ever find it?
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Of course I know what it is! I used it on my TV antenna to get better reception.
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“When I showed the wife I only worked 26 weeks she was shocked! Commentby Puddybud— 3/12/06@ 9:48 pm”
I’ll bet she was! And here she thought you were at work the whole time! Was your other wife shocked, too?
Really Dumb Bunny? Are you sure you won’t get galvanic corrosion since we live in a moist climate? So what is it?
Last year I worked 0 weeks, and I’m living quite comfortably, thank you very much.
Good news for Bill;
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Ca.....50-cp.html
EDMONTON (CP) – Former U.S. president Bill Clinton thanked Canadians for staying the course in Afghanistan, knowing the price of that commitment is the blood of its soldiers.
“It’s painful that you’re losing people there and I’m sorry,” Clinton said Thursday in a speech to 7,000 people at Rexall Place.
“But you’ve done a good thing for the cause of freedom and the stability of Canada.
“And as a citizen I am profoundly grateful that you’ve stayed the course and I appreciate it,” he said to applause
Hey puttybutt — don’t forget to pay yer Soshul Sekurity taxes. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Do you have a point?
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“Are you sure you won’t get galvanic corrosion since we live in a moist climate?”
Not a problem. I’m not a boat.
Now dumb bunny shame on you. You are the one parading on ASSes how you fuck all the female bunnies in King County. You are the one who cheats on Mrs. Rabbit with over 5000 other dumb bunnies. That was what you wrote to a question about you shitting on Stefan’s lawn and your other comment to someone sterilizing the Greenlake bunny population.
Hey klake — maybe you could enlighten me about how the physical processes of corrosion work in rabbit fur.
I’d like to know, cuz I don’t wanna, you know, corrode.
CLUELESS@127 IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED.FUCK YOU.EAT SHIT AND BARK AT THE MOON.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
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“Roger you want to get your uniform on and join me in Southwest Asia?”
No.
“Hell you can give us first hand advice on how you would win this war with turning tail and running.”
1. Send enough troops
2. Supply the troops with the equipment they need
3. Seal the borders
4. Don’t torture civilians
5. Invade the country the bad guys are in
Just to demonstrate how dumb the dumb bunny is:
In 179 dumb bunny wrote: Of course I know what it is! I used it on my TV antenna to get better reception.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 9:54 pm
Then in 181 he regaled us with: “Are you sure you won’t get galvanic corrosion since we live in a moist climate?”
Not a problem. I’m not a boat.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 9:58 pm
Now Dumb Bunny which is it? On your antenna or not? What is it? Just admit you don’t know and we’ll move on! But being a librul means you can’t say I don’t know!
It’s not all that complicated, but you wingnuts couldn’t get A SINGLE ONE of those things right.
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“Here’s the list: BOZO, DOOFUS, WrongOne, yeaWrong, jaybo, Yossarian, Dumb Ass Washout, Mark the bloviating Redneck, Jerkoff Creepy Hater, klake the flake, Lys, MWS, Oink, Michael, Janet S the talking points queen and last but not least Puddy “Freep” Koresh – President of the HA.org Bush-Davidians Have I missed anyone? Commentby For the Clueless— 3/12/06@ 8:59 pm”
You could’ve just said Kevin Carnes will be banned, and that would pretty much cover it.
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Oh c’mon now, admit it — you’re gonna miss us, Dumb Ass Wash Out.
D u m b
A s s
W a s h
O u t
Roger and Gang are the folks on the left supporting this mind set?
http://www.arabnews.com/?page=.....ry=Opinion
What disturbed me was not the content of this letter but that this was a rare voice of reflection in an ocean of arrogance and insensitivity. Commentators from across the Western world seem dismissive of the Muslim angst and almost impervious to our bruised sentiments. The general impression that transcends the non-Muslim society is that the Muslims are pathetically out of touch with reality. Repetitively, the same questions are being asked of the Muslims, while we continue to dole out the same clichéd answers.
Is the Muslim community so self-absorbed that it cannot look beyond its own fractured sentiments? In addition, before we take up knee-jerk defensive postures let us concede one simple fact — the issue is not limited to the ongoing cartoon controversy. It goes much deeper and in fact reaches the core of Muslim double standards.
One can hardly dispute that the Muslim community takes to violence too easily. We seem unable to harness the incalculable power of the mind over adventurism of the heart. We believe that “the ink of a scholar is mightier than the blood of a martyr”, yet we do not put this into practice. If we strain across the chasm of perception that divides “us” from “them”, then we, Muslims, cannot ignore our burden of guilt. For starters, let us at least admit that our guilt lies more in omission than in acts of commission.
Not knowing what a BrassRat is and claiming an undergraduate degree in engineering from the Ivy League. RancidButtPutty you gotta be ‘storyin’ me. No Engineering Degree. No Ivy League.
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“Now dumb bunny shame on you. You are the one parading on ASSes how you fuck all the female bunnies in King County. You are the one who cheats on Mrs. Rabbit with over 5000 other dumb bunnies. That was what you wrote to a question about you shitting on Stefan’s lawn and your other comment to someone sterilizing the Greenlake bunny population. Commentby Puddybud— 3/12/06@ 9:58 pm”
It’s not the same thing. I’m a rabbit.
A rabbit’s only function is to make more rabbits. :D :D :D
Hey klake – maybe you could enlighten me about how the physical processes of corrosion work in rabbit fur.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 9:59 pm
There is none, you lack the right chemisty to be corrosive, but that does not keep shit from sticking to your pelt.
ROGER RABBIT@182 THATS THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEEKS YOU WORKED EACH YEAR FOR THE STATE.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
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“The Muslim reaction to three blasphemous cartoons in an obscure Danish newspaper was more violent than the American reaction to terrorists flying planes into our buildings and killing 3,000 people. This statement, in itself, is absolutely unbelievable. And a couple of wars he forgot to mention. He’s right about one thing — this statement is absolutely unbelievable.”
He’s right, this statement is absolutely unbelievable, plus it’s absolutely untrue.
“After 9/11 no embassies were firebombed, no people were kidnapped, no mobs chanting ‘Death’ were formed…just a random report or two of some ignorant redneck somewhere who spray-painted a mosque or threatened a Muslim, and who was quickly dealt with by authorities.”
And a couple of wars.
ROGER@171 3.9 in gym.and tell us how much did you pay the gal to take your LSAT.
TFF: I’d invite you to the house, you can come upstairs and see the master bedroom where my wife and I have our degrees displayed. You will then have to get the lye soap out and wash your lying hands for typing more librul lies.
I didn’t answer you on the BrassRat because you didn’t ask me DUMBASS! But being a IVY LEAGUER, it is something MIT graduates hold dear to their heart! DUMBASS!
http://alumweb.mit.edu/classes/1993/brassrat.html. My brother-in-law has one for his masters in engineering! DUMBASS!
DAWO@204: Couldn’t have said better myself.
YO/DUMB ASS WASHOUT:
SORRY TO HEAR YOU’RE GONNA BE BANNED FROM GOLDY’S PLACE. IT KIND OF PUTS A CRAMP IN YOUR STYLE, DON’T IT? AFTER A HOT AND HEAVY CIRCLE AT (UN)SP YOU “COME” HERE TO HA.ORG TO “FINISH OFF” – ON YOUR KEYBOARD. THATS WHY YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS STUCK.
Click here for photos of peaceful U.S. response to 9/11.
http://www.villagevoice.com/bl.....e-dogs.jpg
http://www.thememoryhole.org/w.....index2.htm
http://www.ccmep.org/usbombing.....iraq-2.jpg
http://www.ccmep.org/2003_arti.....032403.jpg
Roger I retire last Friday were is your checker game at Green Lake? You must be as good at checkers as running off at the mouth.
So … tell me again how this turn-the-other-cheek thingee works?
Oh wait, I know —
How the Christian Taliban practice the Gospels:
1. A commits terrorist act against B
2. B gets even by killing C
Oh TFF: I guess the my alumni association newsletter, the Seattle Club meetings, and the annual fund raising drives are just figments of my imagination too. If I remember right you said wikipedia was worthless. Well there are other donks on ASSes who love wikipedia. Recently I got one to reconfess to it!
Let’s try this again.
How the Christian Taliban practice the Gospels:
1. A commits terrorist act against B
2. A goes scot free because B is too busy killing C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, 0, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
“”I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority. I am truly not that concerned about him.” – George W. Bush, March 13, 2002
(Note: Exactly 4 years later, Bush still doesn’t know where bin Laden is, or what he’s planning next)
Of course, it’s not hard to find a guy for 4 years if you’re not looking for him.
Roger Dumb Bunny still doesn’t know what aluminium is: I bet you use it every day. Most Americans do! You are free to visit Google dumb bunny!
Good night dumb bunny. Keep up the moonbat show. You, TFF, and cluelessASS remind me of the Three Stooges and the three blind mice! It is hard to determine which of you are Moe, Larry and Shemp!
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“see the master bedroom where my wife and I have our degrees displayed”
I don’t display my degrees. I used to, but I got over that particular insecurity about 25 years ago.
Hey dumb bunny, how long did we look for Eric Rudolph and he was in America?
Hey everybody, I heard Alaska Airlines is gonna adopt a new corporate name. They’re gonna call themselves Gang Bang Airlines, and their logo will be six holes in a series of concentric circles.
Roger Dumb Bunny glad you got over “that” insecurity. Are you off your medication for the other insecurities you continually display on ASSes?
Click here to see picture of new Alaska Airlines corporate logo: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_.....-0710.html
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how long did we look for Eric Rudolph and he was in America? Commentby Puddybud— 3/12/06@ 10:26 pm
He’s one of yours — you own him.
Click here for photos of peaceful U.S. response to 9/11
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/12/06@ 10:19 pm
Roger you have to be oxymoron to believe that is a peaceful response to 9/11. RR did you forget the fog of war in Southeast Asia and all the dumb things that people due under fire. Please do not include all the troops in what happen in those jails. Every country has it bad apples, if you do not believe that check out Twin Rivers in Monroe, Washington
What I mean is, Rudolph isn’t exactly a flaming liberal, is he?
G’night Freep! You going on the road tomorrow? Don’t get too lonely. You might get tempted to read the wrong kind of stuff.
Hmmm…? What happened to the amoeba object or… was it a paramecium… AKA pond scum, called cluelessASS? I guess he didn’t want to whistle anymore tonight like hot magma gases from his ass being a magma capstone!!!
I’ll read your retort tomorrow cluelessASS! I am sure it will have freep somewhere in the comment. You are just like a broken record.
Wow, I was brushing my teeth and cluelessASS posted. I was right about the freep. Never an original thought. Only repeats himself like a scratched record! Don’t worry cluelessASS, I won’t venture into librul reading materials. I am on ASSes keeping you straight.
Nothin’ to retort to Freep. Your dialogue here is empty and bankrupt like the policies of the Republican party and the Shrub ‘ministration. Diminishing heat and there never was any light.
Believe me we’re doing you a favor.
CluelessASS: What is aluminium? What is goethermal heat exchange? Why is Iceland so lucky? You know nothing. You are the one going to zero entropy. Do you inderstand the 3rd law of Thermodynamics? You are a truly crystallizing personality!
You are the morally bankrupt one on ASSes, one of the three dull knives. How does it feel to be known as a dull knife? How does it feel knowing your political opponents best you every day? How does it feel knowing you are schizophrenic?
Roger Dumb Bunny: Wrong point, but you always miss it. Rudolph was being searched for years!
Freep – you crack me up. Did you cut a check to those great Republican lawyers who argued before that Republican Bridges? Did you contribute to the “Yes on I-912” campaign? Did you send a few dollars to David Irons, the female-abusing liar? Have you settled up with GBS yet?
How does it feel to be such a LOOOOOOOOSEEER?
I’m not going to read all the comments because I have, like, things to, like… do and stuff.
But I want to make a comment: The name of the place is Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. The ‘National Wildlife Refuge’ part means that this issue is already decided.
Pee-Crappy is just waitng for POLYGAMY to me LEGAL so he can out-breed Roger.
BTW is klake an inbred offspring? That MIGHT explain why he is intellectually defective…like you…and your “ghetto” brothers.
Nice racist comment rugratASS! When did I ask for polygamy. Roger Dumb Bunny brings it up all the time with his Stefan rants. Keep up the good work as the dullest knife of asses! Don’t worry cluelessASS won’t ban you. You and he are intellectual brothers, ASSHeads to boot!
Freep – Rujax and I respond to insanity the only way one can under the present circumstances – by holding up the mirror. Like what you see?
An alternative is to commit the insane to an asylum – FR and (un)SP is your destiny. Unfortunately, no treatment will be afforded there – just an echo chamber for your “right-thinking”.
PuddyPacManLionelBenson
And don’t forget…
Government exists to make private wealth possible.
Commentby Belltowner— 3/12/06@ 4:15 pm
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GBS, I leave for 6 days, and I count 24 posts from you concerning JCH. Classic!! I own you, bitch boy!!