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  1. 1

    Well I tried to apply for the Social Media Manager position at The Stranger – so far no calls back.

    Plan B is to give it another shot at being an attorney. Roger, can you give me some pointers?

  2. 2

    I’d love to hear Dave Chapell do some comedy on Hasidic Jews…..like what’s weirder dressing up as a Drag Queen or growing up with a shaved head, a beanie on your head with curly que sideburns.

    Kind of monkey looking. Even ape ish. Did you know ape in the dictionary is copy

    Remember people…it’s comedy!

  4. 4

    @4 that’s my point. Just my style of showing people how it’s not funny…..until they get it. Can’t let them roll over you.

    Plenty of Hasidic Jews that say mean awful things about the LGBTQ ….and would like to interject their beliefs upon you. Bid difference between the two.

  5. 5

    2

    ya…all we need now is some Mathew Shepard jokes….did you hear the one about the gay guy tied to a tree?

    its really no wonder why you are unemployable gman

  6. 6

    1,
    I’d suggest LegalZoom but honestly you’ll make more money at Dicks.

    OTOH Alina Habba is probably interviewing for associates.

  7. 7

    did you hear the one about the gay guy tied to a tree?

    Yeah, I did hear of that, as a matter of fact.

    Your attack on my approach is proof that it’s effective.

    You could have denounced all derogatory remarks, but no you decided to go lower….hahah. Very good while you wait in the soup kitchen

  8. 8

    The recording industry and media industry billionaires who profit from Chappelle’s bigotry, and who ensured that he would win a Grammy, appreciate it whenever anyone draws attention to his fame and influence.

    So as I see it, it’s not so much about choosing to ignore Chappelle’s bigotry, but choosing instead to notice the people who very intentionally profit from it. Maybe take a minute to look up the billionaires who run Netflix. And look at whatever else they are up to.

  9. 9

    7

    Guy nobody cares about your approach or your worn out Hetero disease comments…Nobody clicks on the links, nobody reads your posts.

    go back to scheduling sheetrock deliveries…

  10. 10

    @1 “Roger, can you give me some pointers?”

    Glad to. It’s really simple. Be a capitalist, then bosses can’t fire you, because you don’t have to work or pay taxes. We capitalists (me and doc) have such a cushy lifestyle I’m surprised everyone isn’t like us.

    I know you’re wondering, if nobody works, how will we eat? Well, we won’t starve because farmers, all of whom are non-collectivized socialists, will still work. But it doesn’t make sense for anyone else to work. For generations, Democrats did all the work and Republicans got all the mansions, yachts, private jets, and seats in Wisconsin’s legislature. So obviously there’s a very strong inverse correlation between working and wealth. In our system, you don’t get rich by working; you get rich by paying other people $2.35 an hour plus 20% of the tips to work.

    Let me point out something else to you. Working for a socially conscious publication like The Stranger is a noble idea, but nobility doesn’t pay. On the other hand, there’s big money in whoring for rich capitalists. Just ask Tucker Carlson or Joe Rogan. BIG MONEY. You can’t look at yourself in the mirror, but you don’t have to when you have their bank statements. But it’s unnecessary to pimp yourself out like that; just be a capitalist, and then you get to do the fucking instead of being fucked all the time.

    So to answer your question, to engage in productive activity is for saps and suckers who don’t get how our system works. You’re better off materially if — as doc describes us — you’re a useless bloviating capitalist like we are.

  12. 12

    11

    Clearly the discussion and comment went completely over your head.

    On a side note, I have a friend with a speeding ticket – perhaps you can help out with that. Seems the only level of juris you would have qualified for.

    snap snap

  13. 13

    nobody cares about your approach or your worn out Hetero disease comments…Nobody clicks on the links, nobody reads your posts.

    I didn’t notice that. Do I do that?

  14. 14

    @12 It clearly did not.

    Making an educated guess about what your friends are like, my advice is plead guilty and pay the fine instead of wasting money on lawyer fees.

  15. 15

    Well, we won’t starve because farmers, all of whom are non-collectivized socialists, will still work

    Until they no longer can farm because it’s no longer viable.

    Breeding will not save them

  20. 20

    We are very sorry the entering of China’s airspace and the landing did not have verbal clearance, but very pleased the crew landed safely. We appreciate China’s efforts to see to the well-being of our crew.

    The day we all wept in the streets for the humiliation of our incredibly weak leadership.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/apr/11/china.usa2

    George W. Bush crawled like a dog and begged China to forgive him.

  21. 21

    Cuchhi cucchi cooo.

    https://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-br-meriden-coach-arrested-platt-high-school-voyeurism-student-20230208-kzfujka4jffsfn75gqhqkav5ra-story.html

    “ The Meriden Police Department began investigating an act of voyeurism at Platt in January after they received a complaint from Meriden Public Schools. A female student reported they saw a cell phone recording in a bathroom while she was preparing to change after practice, according to Meriden Mayor Kevin Scarpati.”

  25. 25

    “Hunter Biden’s legal team sent letters to Rudy Giuliani, Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and 11 others on Wednesday, asking them to preserve potential evidence for future lawsuits related to the alleged theft of personal data that may include information from his laptop, according to documents obtained by NBC News.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/hunter-biden-lawyers-bannon-stone-giuliani-lawsuits-rcna69824

    I suspect there will soon be many more potential defendants after House Republicans hold public hearings to demonstrate their actual malice.

  26. 26

    @18 Yeah, 19-year-old rookie cop quit because he didn’t feel “safe” on the streets if his superiors “didn’t have his back” while he enforced his personal bigoted beliefs on the community.

  28. 28

    @18

    If his irony is as good as the “I’m never gonna get the jab viral video radio sign off’ WaState Patrol guy he’s gonna show up dead in a bathhouse in six months.

  29. 29

    Twitter Kept Entire ‘Database’ of Republican Requests to Censor Posts
    Elon Musk’s “Twitter Files” focus on Democrats, but former administration officials and Twitter employees say Trump’s team and other Republicans routinely demanded posts be taken down
    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-trump-twitter-files-collusion-biden-censorship-1234675969/

    I await conservative outrage against their own. Waiting. Waiting. Oh that’s right, it only matters if they can own the libs. Hypocrites.

  30. 30

    They go on and on and on and on and on and on about dementia and on and on and on and on about not knowing where I am and on and on and on and on about not being able to walk without Dr. Jill Biden….

    And then I just get out there and give a helluva speech while the dim bulb in the white coat shouts at me and….

    Voters say, “will you shut up man.”

  31. 31

    “So folks, as we all apparently agree, Social Security and Medicare, off the books now, right?”

    I’m an “imbecile”.

    I got the GOP to release their most valuable hostages before we even send in the negotiating team.

    It gets better.

    Republicans want a binding agreement to balance the budget in ten years without raising any taxes. But their own budget analysis shows that can’t happen without gutting Social Security and Medicare.

    So now that’s off the table too.

    I just stood there and smiled at them while they shrieked and yelled and wore themselves out having their tantrum. And they gave me everything before we really even got started.

    You might think I’ve been here and done this before. Because I have.

  32. 32

    @31 Old age and treachery will overcome … etc.

    The old man, having been around the block a few times, doesn’t have to kick Republican ass. He knocks them over with a feather.

  35. 35

    Tesla has doubled in little more than a month, but hey, does anybody recall that day in late January when AT&T shares climbed an incrediblt SIX PERCENT?

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  36. 36

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  37. 37

    Well we started with Marge’s premise that Twitter is the government regarding the First Amendment and then made a bunch of accusations about how the content moderation worked.

    And then Democrats on the committee showed iron clad proof that the Trump administration, with a stunning amount of regularity, demanded Twitter censor the Meanies making fun of him. AOC even pointed out how a series of racist Tweets by the President about her ‘going back where she came from’ (Manhattan Adjacent as the real estate moguls would say) were allowed to stay on the platform resulting in threats of violence against her and Rep. Omar.

    The best was when the President tweeted out about John Legend and his Model wife and how low talent and awful they are AND THEN the White House jumped on the phone and demanded of Twitter that the wife’s response tweet, ‘Donald Trump is a punk ass bitch’’ be censored.

    He’s such a strong tough leader that a swimsuit model can make him cry.

    So that went great.

  38. 38

    @37

    “Donald Trump is a punk ass bitch” is now a part of the Congressional record.

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  39. 39

    @37,
    That job’s harder than it looks, right?

    Get’s much harder when you actually pass legislation.

    “Good luck in your Senior year!”

  41. 41

    Clearly the new ‘Power Save’ mode on the xBox is a plot to indoctrinate your kids into being environmentalists. It’s all a plot with these woke companies getting themselves into politics. They want your gas stoves and now your entertainment.

    BTW our electrical grid could never ever handle electric cars. Why would anyone want to lower their electricity use. It’s just the left now coming for your videogames. *

    * Parapharse of actual coverage on Fox News

  45. 45

    @36 So basically you pay $249.99 for a “collectible” consisting of a small piece of embossed gold-colored foil that says you’re an “ardent” Trump supporter. I know Trumpers are stupid, but this takes stupid to another level.

  46. 46

    Today, Elon Musk’s contribution to the betterment of mankind is to cut off Ukraine’s troops from Starlink.

  47. 47

    42,

    “OMG. I can’t wait to show you what Mama has to bring Papa.”

    A federal criminal arrest warrant?

  48. 48

    @42 So what did he do that violated their standards of conduct? Fuck a horse in broad daylight?

  49. 49

    “House Republicans made the first official requests Thursday for documents from Hunter and James Biden regarding their foreign business dealings, further escalating a wide-ranging investigation into the president’s family.”

    https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2023-02-09/gop-asks-for-records-from-bidens-family-on-business-deals

    Unless I missed something, I think they can write back and say, “Until you have a search warrant signed by a judge, go take a flying leap.”

  50. 50

    A Colorado gun lobbyist’s answer to the kids with guns problem is that if you get rid of black kids you won’t have a problem.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/colorado-gun-lobbyist-says-child-gun-deaths-would-be-lower-if-you-remove-black-males-from-stats_n_63e51be9e4b0808b91be80a6

    For the record, and to prevent misinterpretation by Doctor Dumbfuck, I’ve never said, “Black kids must arm!” In fact, I think that’s a terrible idea, and I fully support removing guns from the streets so black (and Hispanic, Asian, white, etc.) kids won’t be armed.

  51. 51

    Trump’s ex-acting SecDef:

    “Your question … is, why didn’t I call out President Trump for being extra-constitutional or trying to overthrow the government? Yeah … I think his activities on the 6th and … with the transfer of power were not helpful … but it’s, like, let the courts figure it out. We impeached the guy, we had the 1/6 Committee and they referred charges.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/christopher-miller-trump/

    “We”? What “we” is he talking about?

  53. 53

    You need to study it out.I’ve talked to my pastor. It’s our duty as Christians to pray for Joe Biden’s death. It’s right there in the book of Relativity.

  57. 57

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  58. 58

    So Republicans in Congress, and the Trump administration, including the Trump campaign, routinely, for years, issued demands to Twitter to CANCEL tweets that were critical or mocking of them, and Twitter routinely, for years, complied with those demands. Huh.

    And crack INDEPENDENT journalist Matt Taibi never managed to mention any of that even one single time in all his extensive TWITTER FILES reporting that I hired him to do.

    Cool.

  59. 59

    48,

    Admiral Dildo, through his attorneys, has been informed, according to policy, that he is the target of an FBI criminal investigation and that the local United States Attorney has impaneled a criminal grand jury to hear evidence against him and consider a bill.

    As a result his lawyers will have informed Admiral Dildo that this is information he is legally obligated to share with the members of his board of directors representing the Donors Trust Inc. under Charles Koch, who fund his dildo shenanigans, and pay his salary and expenses. A failure to inform them would constitute a breach and entitle the board to terminate Admiral Dildo immediately with no further compensation. The Donors Trust will undoubtedly have bylaws requiring that Admiral Dildo step down from his day-to-day trust role in decision making until this is resolved.

  61. 61

    @59 “The Donors Trust will undoubtedly have bylaws requiring that Admiral Dildo step down from his day-to-day trust role in decision making until this is resolved.”

    In other words, on administrative leave with pay while he serves his upcoming prison sentence.

  62. 62

    61,
    I would assume that whatever contract Admiral Dildo negotiated with his board allows for him to be terminated immediately upon conviction, and possibly upon indictment.

  63. 63

    Y’all may recall that the white Republicans who run Mississippi stole roughly $100 million of federal TANF funds from Mississippi’s poor people (many of whom are black); they gave $2 million of that to football ex-legend Brett Favre, which he returned only on the glare of bad publicity and threat of criminal investigation, and that doesn’t count the TANF funds spent to build his daughter a volleyball court.

    You all may recall that Jackson, Mississippi’s water supply was unfit to drink, wash dishes, or bathe with. Biden’s infrastructure bill allocated $600 million to repair Jackson’s water system and provide its (mostly black) residents with safe water.

    https://www.wlbt.com/2022/12/30/biden-signs-legislation-allocating-600m-jackson-water/

    The white Republicans who run Mississippi are now moving to seize that federal money. They’re also taking control of Jackson’s police and courts away from the city’s (mostly black) voters.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/oppressive-legislation-mississippi-house-passes-controversial-bill/story?id=97004623

    This is starting to look like genocide.

  64. 64

    It just gets better…

    In The Villages, three Republicans run for county office to cut ruinous property tax hikes that benefit only developers and the Morse family and fuck the always wrong wingers who flock to The Villages to live the “good (always wrong wing) life” in FL during their golden years.

    It’s hysterical to see greed repukes hiking taxes on their fellow always wrong wingers to avoid paying reasonable impact fees.. And the greed repukes are supported by none other than the one kreepshit kneepads for:

    kon-klown deathsatanist..

    https://theintercept.com/2023/02/05/ron-desantis-florida-villages-oren-miller/

    The only thing at stake is ginormous campaign money. Great read.

  67. 67

    @64 People need to understand that Florida is a third-world banana republic, and only nominally part of the United States. You have no rights there. You can go to prison for free speech. But not for standing your ground against a black kid walking home from a candy store.

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