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What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
The seriously deranged and silly kreepshit troll will continue in this thread babbling its unhinged support for an orange tinted, twice impeached, pathologically lying, incontinent, malodorous con-man under multiple indictment.
For desperate want of a tax cut and to stave off an IRS audit.
The rest of us have a life to attend to.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Village Idiot declares a 45 state landslide for The Rape Nominee in May.
Bonkers. The whole mess of deplorables has lost their shit.
Choose less confrontational words spews:
2 – “deplorables”
Probably not the best label to use. You remember, of course, how well that named worked out for Hillary Clinton back in 2016. Calling those with whom you disagree “deplorables” is not going to bring them around to your point of view.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Looks like Sunak has silenced the speculation on when the next UK Election will be. July 4.
If the polls are right, looks like the Chief Mouser of #10 is about to get new friends.
https://news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunak-to-call-general-election-for-4-july-sky-news-understands-13141213
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
“Them” being the people who overwhelmingly nominate a legally adjudicated and declared rapist to be their nominee for President of the United States.
“Them” being the people who even as I type these words overwhelmingly declare that in the event that rapist loses in November they will rise up in violence to overturn that result.
“Them” being the people who did just that a little less than four years ago the last time that rapist suffered a humiliating loss to President Joe Biden.
“Them” being the people who gather by the thousands in college towns to march by night in uniforms carrying torches and chanting “JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US” to defend monuments celebrating treason.
“Them” being the people who armed themselves with crates and duffle bags of military assault rifles, pistols, knives, spears, chemical weapons and pipe bombs and gathered by the thousands at the invitation of that rapist in order to attack the elected legislature of the United States of America and murder police officers.
Republicans are trash. They have by intention placed themselves entirely outside the bounds of civilized, democratic society.
We do not save democracy by welcoming its enemies to come and destroy it. We save democracy by destroying them instead.
They are deplorable. Absolutely deplorable.
If the name fits, then it fits.
RedReformed spews:
Today i learned there are so many on-the-fence conservatives that surf this site that would have voted for President Biden if only liberals had not used a rude name.
RedReformed spews:
It like saying the liberals who surf here would have voted for the failed convicted rapist if only the greedy racist incel had not used rude names like jigaboo, cunt, faggot, thug, slurred sexuality and fantasied about sons being repeatedly anal raped.
Will the threat of financial ruin finally toss out the 'few bad apples' from the tree rotting from the roots up spews:
Little noticed news. Mississippi, Judge Carleton Reeves of the Southern District of Mississippi has ruled in Green v Thomas that Officer Thomas is NOT covered by qualified immunity and that Desmond Green can continue his lawsuit against her personal assets for unlawful arrest and mental anguish.
The case is a bit unique. An arrested for burglary drug user pinned the murder of Nicholas Robertson on Green in a jailhouse confession. During the interrogation Robertson was shown a photo array and identified people NOT Green before Officer Thomas pointed to Green in the array and Robertson agreed that that was indeed the murderer. Robertson recanted that statement. Undeterred, Officer Thomas secured a warrant for Green’s arrest. Green spent 22 months in jail.
In the narrowest sense Judge Reeves ruled that due to her actions leading the witness Officer Thomas was not covered by qualified immunity because she was not acting on the assumption that harm could come to herself or the community in “making a sudden decision under duress.”
But there’s more. In the opinion Judge Reeves argues that Qualified Immunity is unconstitutional altogether and urges the Supreme Court to overturn the doctrine entirely. (Fat Chance with this court.) In the decision Judge Reeves quotes Dobbs in arguing that Pierson v Ray was “egregiously wrong from the day it was decided.” Qualified Immunity has since been cited as a blanket clause for any and all law enforcement behavior like shooting a man with a pocket knife on the street within moments of contact (Seattle), firing bullets into the wrong apartment/house killing residents (many) and pepper spraying students sitting on the ground at close range (UC Davis).
Throwing more shade on Dobbs, Reeves rules that Qualified Immunity is not in the Ku Klux Klan Act on which Pierson V Ray was decided and is not in the Constitution. Throwing further shade on the Dobbs decision Reeves writes, “50 years of precedent” is no longer relevant in light of Dobbs as Stare Decisis is moot and “if Congress wanted to give law enforcement officers qualified immunity, it could pass legislation. But Congress chose not to do so.” That is the EXACT rationale and almost a direct quote of Justice Alito’s decision in Dobbs.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
About a quarter of the 19 defendents charged in the Arizona fake elector scheme have been at least temporarilly assigned pubic funded attorneys following first appearance earlier this week.
Nineteen high ranking state and national Republican officials have been charged with having created or participated in a criminal conspiracy to pose as fake state electors and produce fake state electoral certificates in order to defraud the 2020 election in Arizona.
The nineteen charged include former President Trump’s Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, former Trump 2020 Campaign Counsel Kenneth Cheseboro, former Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, former Executive Director of the Arizona Republican Party Greg Safsten, and former Chairman of the Cochise County Republican Committee Robert Montgomery.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
President Joe Biden confirmed his 200th federal judge today.
Vicious Troll spews:
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. @ 8
In the decision Judge Reeves quotes Dobbs in arguing that Pierson v Ray was “egregiously wrong from the day it was decided.”
She was quoting Alito who was quoting Kavanaugh who wrote those words WRT Plessy and Korematsu.
There was life before Dobbs, QoS McHillbilly. And it was full of shitty SCOTUS decisions.
Vicious Troll spews:
I suppose it’s good news that Biden is only losing two of the Rust Belt states instead of all three.
Late night TV spews:
First off, Fuck Bill “I’m a house nigger” Maher.
But Greg Guttfeld got a ‘scoop’ having his first ‘liberal’ on his show. Among the fawning over clearly his personal comedic hero Maher Guttfeld led him into the expected ‘woke’ conversation.
But Maher to his credit did take a moment to show the absolute lunacy that is Fox and ‘Guttfeld!’
When Guttfeld admitted that he was unaware that Trump had filed a (dismissed) lawsuit against Maher for being satirically mean to the Donald, Maher replied, “Really?! You’re in news?”
When Guttfeld tried to claim that he has a debate show with varying viewpoints of the guests, Maher looked at the panel of Himself, a ‘centrist’, George W. Bush Press Secretary and Fox News Host Dana Perino, Fox News Contributor Kat “End public education” Timpf and Dr. Drew “It’s just the flu” Pinsky, Maher derisively injects, “TONIGHT.”
Vicious Troll spews:
It’s no surprise that the GOP added a House seat last night and QoS McHillbllly decided to keep it a secret from HA’s lowest-information participants, Queen YLB and The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.
AP Politics
@AP_Politics
BREAKING: Republican Vince Fong wins special election to U.S. House in California’s 20th Congressional District. #APRaceCall at 8:17 p.m. PDT.
From apnews.com
8:18 PM · May 21, 2024
Asian-Americans for Trump gets a boost as well.
Fong replaces Kevin McCarthy, who deserved better than he got. But hey, so did Bernie in 2015 and 2016.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
…apparently only deserve review if they thwart the malign political objectives of authoritarian racists with enough money.
The basic problem with rooting around in the mire of English common law and Blackstone’s Commentaries to divine the “historical basis” of our own constitution’s inclusions and exclusions is that history goes back forever. This approach appeals to corrupt plutocrats like Kavanaugh, Alito, and Gorsuch because it empowers them with complete freedom to pick and choose whatever historical references they need to support their intended outcome.
For example, an individualized right to privacy is exceedingly well established in English common law. It is clearly more well established in English common law than any individualized right to carry weapons around in public wherever a person might choose. But if a corrupt authoritarian judge chooses to apply history in the one question and ignore it in another then that judge can engineer the law in whatever way they or their wealthy benefactor employers decide.
Also: that’s not me at 8.
But it’s gratifying to know that I’m living rent free in this racist fucktard’s worm-eaten, Bourbon soaked brain. To wit, Reeves identifies as male and chooses he/him pronouns. So either the Village Idiot is suddenly embracing gender fluidity or he’s drunk before noon again.
Dumbfuck got a 400 SAT on the R&W sections apparently spews:
@11
Now do Reagan’s “City on a Hill.”
The other passages where Judge Reeves directly quotes Dobb’s make it clear to even the dimmest of reading comprehension types where he was going with his point.
FKA Hops spews:
@14 You mean the super safe Republican CA-20 of Speaker Kevin “I fucking quit” McCarthy where CA’s top two primary produced two Republican candidates?
The one McCarthy won with 60+ percent twice?
OK, you got us. We’re terrified of the coming election. The Tea leaves are Baaaaaaaaad
Vicious Troll spews:
Yesterday in New Hampshire:
It doesn’t help Biden that Kelly Ayotte will be on the ballot in the race for governor. She lost a squeaker of a Senate race to Maggie Hassan in 2016. She’s a reasonably moderate Republican, which will help bring out people who otherwise wouldn’t be thrilled about voting in an election with Trump and Biden as the only choices with a chance to win.
Cook still has NH “likely Democrat”. We’ll see how long that lasts.
Vicious Troll spews:
Asswipe @ 17:
It’s a super-safe Republican vote in the House. Good chance it will come in handy in coming months. That it is a safe GOP district is irrelevant. It’s another vote for GOP interests.
You’re aware of the slim GOP majority in the House, aren’t you?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
CA-20 was redrawn follwing the 2020 census as a concession to create a very safe district for Speaker candidate Brave Kevin.
He clearly needed all the help he could get.
Fong, who has no professional skills or experience other than his service to other Republicans, will never be Speaker.
FKA Hops spews:
Newly unsealed Grand Jury documents in the Mar-A-Lago case.
Normal not guilty people knowing that they’ve already “had their beautiful home raided” wouldn’t have taken documents they had somehow hidden well enough to still have them out and put them in the bedroom for light reading and for Melania with no security clearance to see. Wait, just kidding Melania hasn’t been in the bedroom since 2018.
Aileen Canon to the rescue!
But her emails!
Dumbfuck will be along now to tell us why none of this matters.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 20
Fong, who has no professional skills or experience other than his service to other Republicans, will never be Speaker.
Neither will Cori Bush. Or Jamaal Bowman.
Vicious Troll spews:
36% and falling.
United States
Biden’s approval rating falls to lowest level in nearly two years-Reuters/Ipsos poll
It’s the lowest of the Biden presidency. In April it was 38%.
He’ll be in the twenties by the time of the election.
Biden makes the Carter presidency appear successful by comparison.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Republicans must have big plans to rename a post office after Joseph Goebbels.
Hakeem Jeffries spews:
But I will.
Suck it.
Politically Incorrect spews:
Hey Carl, when are going to stop blocking my posts?
RedReformed spews:
If the voters fairly vote for a fascist apartheid theocracy, so be it. Most will regret it but it will be too late.
RedReformed spews:
26. Try not writing lies that trigger the delete filter
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
Biden makes the Carter presidency appear successful by comparison.
Oh yeah, sure..
You didn’t vote for Biden..
But, you voted for Carter. Even after the real, actual “miracle on ice”..
“Success” for Jimmy!
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
Bakersfield..Wow what a coup for the GOPP..
yawwwn..
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Bakersfield… exemplifies how modern MAGAturds manage their feels and expections.
They cloister to themselves in a remote, miserable place where they binge watch FOX and cower in fear of “BLACK CRIME” and sardonic eye-rolling from “ungrateful” baristas.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@9 Of the 19, those able to monetize treason have private lawyers.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@11 Shitty judges make shitty decisions. See, e.g., the novice judge in Florida still learning first-year Crim Procedure as she goes.
Dumbfuck Doctor spews:
“Them” being the people who armed themselves with crates and duffle bags of military assault rifles, pistols, knives, spears, chemical weapons and pipe bombs and gathered by the thousands at the invitation of that rapist in order to attack the elected legislature of the United States of America and murder police officers.
Lies. It was merely a dozen cosplaying grandmothers who were peacefully parading in a stack formation.
When we fascists rule, one of the first things we’ll do besides execute libbie bloggers and commenters such as yourself is to rename the Statue of Liberty after Ashli Babbitt. We’ll remove the torch and have Ashli’s hand up as though to say “Stop!” The new tablet inscription will read, ““Fuck your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!”
Fascist America is going to really suck for you stupid libbies.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@15 “For example, an individualized right to privacy is exceedingly well established in English common law.”
For example, “The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail—its roof may shake—the wind may blow through it—the storm may enter—the rain may enter—but the King of England cannot enter!”
https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/acref/9780191826719.001.0001/q-oro-ed4-00008331
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Fascist America is going to really suck for you stupid libbies.
How so? I’m not the rapidly aging capillary farm who needs plenty of cheap imported labor to change my diapers and pre-chew my cat food for me.
We all know from the first round that Trump will be particularly hard on brown and black people wherever they are. But of course most of that will be in the MAGA places. Some more shitty judges won’t be great. But it’s already obvious that in a second term Trump won’t be relying on judges to secure his dictatorship.
What most people are missing is what we already got a taste of in his final year in office. Emperor Trump’s rule will undoubtedly fall hardest on Boomers, particularly rural Boomers. After all, he managed to kill off over a million of them.
I hope you won’t be disappointed to learn that I’ll be laughing if more of that happens. Trump’s generation of voters who are disproportionately responsible for his political rise are the ones who will be at the front of the ass-fucking line if he gets back in office. That one hour ferry wait will turn into four. That bucket of Kirkland brand Flaturin will triple in price. And the docs at the T-clinic in Mukilteo will drop their asses when reimbursements are cut.
Politically Incorrect spews:
@28 – It’s you that’s the liar, not me.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@37 You said your posts are being blocked, but your posts @26 and @37 are not blocked; however, I propose we call that perception error instead of lying.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
I can actually remember when “conservatives” used to strut around like roosters on meth criticizing “the lazy poors” and “yunguns” for refusing to take responsibility for their choices.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Shop Girl today officially dropped to her knees and accepted her cruel mouthful of bitter orange fate with a crust of smegma.
All must grovel. There can be no exceptions.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
House Republicans cited a debate rule against attacking the “personality” of any other member of the House or Senate during debate today, in order to strike from the debate record remarks made by Rep. Jim McGovern describing in summary the list of criminal indictments currently facing private citizen Donald J. Trump. The entirely factual remarks made about a private citizen who is not now and has never been a member of Congress were stricken by a party line majority voice vote.
DOCTOR Jill Biden spews:
Anybody know why Bloomberg is polling Trump vs. Kamala Harris?
That bitch can go fuck herself.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 41
Streisand Effect. We would have heard little about this had the remarks not been striken after an argument on the floor.
Democrats should thank the GOP for its own-goal.
Vicious Troll spews:
I hope libbies weren’t hoping that Haley wouldn’t participate in the Fall campaign.
She’d be an exceptionally strong VP nominee if Trump changes his mind about her.
Americans Against Fascism spews:
Oh?
The White Christian Nationalist ‘Appeal To Heaven’ flag flew from Alito’s beach house last summer. There are pictures.
That same flag was carried in Congress on January 6th.
See this is where the Obama committed treason and so did Biden crowd shrugs the shoulders and says, “Erection, Insurrection? What’s the difference?”
I guess his wife had issue with some OTHER yard sign.
Vicious Troll spews:
The last time Reuters/Ipsos had Biden’s approval at 36% was July 2022. Inflation in the previous month had just been announced, and was at 9%.
It’s not current inflation that had driven his approval numbers so low. It’s that Americans are still feeling the pain that he caused with his policies from two years ago.
Substituting Kamala Harris won’t make that go away. Although it’s nice of Bloomberg to put a poll in the field so we don’t have to guess. We know – she’s still awful.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
During his Zoom arraignment Rudy Giuliani stepped out to take a dump and left his microphone live in the meeting.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Thomas Joseph Kelly Jr., 36, a January 6th defendant who is charged with civil disorder, assaulting officers using a deadly or dangerous weapon, trespassing, disorderly conduct, and engaging in physical violence in a restricted building, used a metal-edged Trump sign as a battering ram against police, cracking an officer’s helmet and knocking him unconscious.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
City officials in Wildwood New Jersey have now admitted that the Trump campaign rally attendance figures they reported to the AP were deliberately fabricated. And they now confirm that the rally was sparsely attended by perhaps only a thousand people, as displayed in phone videos captured by those present, many of whom left early to go on rides.
The Wildwood Mayor, who originally provided the falsified numbers to AP, is currently under criminal indictment for insurance fraud along with several other city officials.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Was thinking about going to Aberdeen on the bus on one of the days of my extended Memorial Day Weekend. Seriously, it does appear that the Driver had a heart attack.
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/bus-crashes-off-bridge-aberdeen-near-wishkah-river/2BUIV7YNUBBWTAMDXZWXPQFEAM/
Vicious Troll spews:
Pendulum is swinging the other way now.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Interesting how Tory backbenchers were hoping for a fall election, thinking they would have time to recover from the beating they took in English Local Elections earlier this month. Although Gaza did dent some of the Muslim vote for Labour in a few council races. Will be interesting to see if the polls tighten now that the date has been set for July 4. Also, wonder how many Irish Republicans are going to waste their votes in Northern Ireland on Sinn Fein, who because of the Oath of Loyalty, refuse to take their seats in Westmonster(they still win a few seats). It does lower the number of seats to determine a majority.
https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-sunak-fires-starting-gun-as-starmer-says-its-time-for-change-13141570
Northern Ireland has complicated Brexit, as avoiding a return to a hard border was seen as necessary to keep the Good Friday Agreement going. Even caused a delay in forming a government in NI after the last Assembly Election. If a Unionist is First Minister, the Deputy has to be a Nationalist/Republican.
https://www.bbc.com/news/explainers-53724381
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Didn’t know this was on the Lane County ballot, a measure that would adopt Score, Then Automatic Runoff or STAR Voting. It’s been pitched as an alternative to RCV, but is untested. Looks like voters rejected it.
https://www.klcc.org/politics-government/2024-05-21/eugene-voters-appear-to-reject-star-voting-proposal
Was looking for the Portland City Council, which tripled in size, but they are using multi-seat RCV, in November. The incumbents, who were used to 4 seats plus the mayor, tried to get the voters to change their mind, but could not get a third commissioner to vote to send the revised Charter Amendment to the voters.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Love Orlando Magic player and Rainer Valley native Paolo Banchero’s response to a remark about Caitlin Clark’s games being on ESPN more than his. “Rightfully So “ His mother played in the WNBA towards the end of her career. Way to go Cousin.
. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10122015-caitlin-clark-praised-by-magics-paolo-banchero-in-response-over-national-tv-games
Roger Rabbit spews:
@44 “I put my priorities on a president who’s going to have the backs of our allies”
If I didn’t know otherwise, I’d assume from this she was voting for Biden. But I do know otherwise, so I have to conclude that Haley is a liar. No one should ever let this shameless sycophant anywhere near the White House, not even with a visitor pass.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
City officials in Wildwood New Jersey have now admitted that the Trump campaign rally attendance figures they reported to the AP were deliberately fabricated.
the drumpf way since at least the first sparsely attended funereal drumpf “inaugural” i,e. weirdo shit show.
Heh.. And kreepshit can’t stop babbling about small numbers of drumpf kultists showing up to suck in drumpf senior moments.
People’s minds are made up.. Anyone who follows the news anyway. Most people, unfortunately, aren’t engaged yet. Biden has tons of cash to tout his achievements and define the hideously awful drumpf and his band of sicko-phantic deplorables.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
I have to conclude that Haley is a liar..
Good article about her shit show tenure as governor.
https://jacobin.com/2024/01/nikki-haley-south-carolina-scandal-mismanagement
Even her own repuke legislature overruled her. She’s awful.
RedReformed spews:
Project 2025 associates shared new details Friday about their plans for an expansive immigration crackdown, setting the stage to realize Trump’s desire to mass-deport up to 20 million people.
You pull 20 million people out of the country it will be a financial disaster. At minimum, the price of food will skyrocket, construction projects across the United States will come to a standstill.
Given how much the greedy racist incel posts about economics, you would think he would be worried about this. But we all know why he doesn’t.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
56,
The Village Idiot really covered himself in glory on that one.
He used it as the basis to not only claim a Red Wave Tsunami in New Jersey but also in neighboring Philadelphia.
I can only imagine how easily led astray he is by speculative rumors and unconfirmed bullshit when he’s busy day trading. No wonder “it was time”.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 54
… Caitlin Clark’s games being on ESPN…
They should be on OWN instead.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 55
Haley is no more dishonest than Democrats who publicly declare that Biden is cognitive and capable.
One need only view video of Biden recorded in 2021 and compare it to Biden today in order to understand otherwise.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
…a sad, perseverative twitching Village Idiot who claims repeatedly that hundreds of thousands of non-existent Rape supporters overwhelmed the boardwalk in Wildwood to weep in gratitude before their bumbling, sleepy, wannabe emperor.
Such sad desperation can only be compared to the leading contender for the ticket who literally paid people to donate to his campaign to create some perception of support and popularity.
Cringe so thick it can be cut with knife.
Enjoy this photo of the teeming masses of supporters thronging at the NY courthouse to show their support:
https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/0522_trump-supporters_2000.jpg
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
…any of the half dozen other VP wannabes ALL of whom now loudly, clearly, and entirely falsely claim that their beloved Rapist WON the 2020 presidential election.
All must grovel.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
And btw, the fundamental rejection of the simple democratic principle of counting all the votes now extends to the upcoming election. Here’s Lidle to explain it:
https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/sen-marcio-rubio-says-he-won-t-accept-2024-election-results-if-it-s-an-unfair-election-211204677984
To be considered qualified for the VP slot they must also promise to join with the Rapist in rejecting their own defeat, ignoring the will of the voters, and calling for Insurrection 2.0
Vicious Troll spews:
How much longer until Democrats start discussing what Bloomberg polled @ 42 about replacing the don of The Biden Crime Family?
And the wholly unlikable and incompetent Momala?
Vicious Troll spews:
Another poll in which Biden’s disapproval hits 60%. This time it’s the Marquette poll.
To be fair, Marquette’s poll regularly has my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president’s disapproval at 60 or higher. In February Biden’s disapproval in this poll was 62%.
QoS McHillbilly brushes this off as mere noise. The rest of us recognize the strengthening signal, even those most of us refuse to talk about it.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 64
We listened to #CrookedHillary spend four years calling Trump’s win illegitimate and that the election was stolen from her. That stopped, of course, after January 6.
Trump’s November win will be beyond the margin of fraud, so really not to worry about the presidential race.
FKA Hops spews:
@49
Eric Trump posted a video Tuesday of the YUGE crowd waiting to welcome The Donald back to Trump tower after his harrowing, some might say life threatening, day in court. Charlie Kirk reposted “(The Court) have created a LEGEND!!!”
Oops. Weird that not a single one of them are clad in the MAGA gear we’ve come to know.
Why?
It was Biden’s motorcade in April.
https://x.com/EricTrump/status/1792717228292608345
Vicious Troll spews:
Democrats won’t have lies about the origin of The Wuhan to help them this Fall. Pretty much just the opposite, at the rate this blowback is moving:
The Wuhan came from gain-of-function research, which Fauci and Democrats claimed never happened.
Of course it happened. The researchers themselves admitted or worried as much that it happened, before issuing a statement claiming just the opposite after conferring with Fauci.
Independent Voters spews:
Vee Vill take you to CAMP where you vill be reducated.
Mailer sent to Texas Primary Voters by pro Trump PAC.
BUT THERE WERE GOOD GERMANS WHO DIDN’T KNOW!
RedReformed spews:
@68. I am kind of surprised they have not figured out how plagiarism script generated images can be used for propaganda
RedReformed spews:
@70
Voter intimidation to influence their vote is definitely a crime
Saying that you can’t afford to have that on your record us a threat of personal consequences and they are telling you specifically to vote for trump.
Don’t believe everything just because it’s on the Internet! spews:
70
Just because you read on some obscure site doesn’t make it true. That bit you posted is clearly disinformation.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
At least after the second or third felony conviction of The Rapist.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Yet not one single pipe bomb.
Nor even one single lawsuit after MAGA’s more than 100 lost LOLsuits.
I’ll start:
Q) If Donald Trump is certified as the winner of 270 state electoral votes will you accept his election victory?
A) YES. Of course I will. That is how our democracy and the peaceful transition of power in the United States works. Rejecting that is a rejection of democracy itself.
Any others wish to join on the side of the good guys?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
68,
Previously they posted old stock photos of a Bon Jovi beach concert to prop up their wounded feels about his sparsely attended rally in New Jersey.
The whole fucking thing is being managed like a reality television show to manipulate the fragile and delicate feelings of the “aggrieved” MAGA donors and keep them shelling out for red hats, vinyl bibles, and RUDY brand coffee – with the unique aroma of television farts!
RedReformed spews:
@73
https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1793668284824350869
Are you arguing this is fake?
Independent Voters spews:
@73
Yes, yes. It’s as fake as the Robocalls
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Yesterday Tennessee Republican House member Andy Ogles filed 11 amendments to his federal campaign finance disclosures going all the way back to spring of 2022, admitting that he had previously lied in those sworn filings when he claimed to have loaned his campaign $320,000.
Investigators have also discovered that Ogles fabricated substantial portions of his campaign bio in which he has claimed to be an academic economist, a certified law enforcement officer, and an expert in international sex crimes. It was also discovered that at a previous point in time Ogles had generated a campaign to raise over $25,000 online to build a “memorial garden” for a stillborn child. But the garden was never built and Ogles pocketed the money.
Independent Voters spews:
More fun in the recent Florida unsealings.
Tell us more about the encrypted server of a third party hosting company that had 110 E-mails, Dumbfuck.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
80,
FBI photos taken during the execution of the search warrant at the private sex club clearly show a high speed photocopier in the same room as hundreds of boxes containing stolen classified defense information.
Other FBI photos taken during the execution of the search warrant at the private sex club display cover sheets identifying the file contents as being highly classified defense information. Forensic experts with the NSA have verified that these cover sheets displayed in these FBI photos are clearly photo copied duplicates of the originals, showing irrefutable evidence of second generation photo copy defects.
The only thing keeping the Republican nominee outside of prison is a thoroughly corrupt federal judicial system paid for by billionaires who oppose democracy.
RedReformed spews:
@80 Don’t be silly, Hillary or President Obama or President Biden or Hunter will always be held to the absolute black letter of the law if it helps republicans and the failed convicted rapist will never be held to the same standard, or any standard, if it keeps republicans in power and money.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 79
Investigators have also discovered that Ogles fabricated substantial portions of his campaign bio in which he has claimed to be an academic economist, a certified law enforcement officer, and an expert in international sex crimes.
Any interest in the false claims Joe Biden has made about his past?
How about Elizabeth Warren’s claims about her ancestry?
Richard Blumenthal’s claims about his military experience in Vietnam?
How about #CrookedHillary’s claim to have landed under sniper fire in Bosnia, disproven by the photos on the ground at the airport?
Any interest at all?
Or are you content to call out a GOP back-bencher in the TN legislature for doing the same thing?
Vicious Troll spews:
This cannot be. Multiple HA libbies asserted that Scheffler ran down that heroic detective.
The action is in the first 20 seconds in the top left of the video – took me awhile to figure it out. No dragging of the detective appears to have occurred and he ran alongside the car from his original position behind it. At no time was he in front of the car or otherwise on the hood.
His body cam was not on at the time.
This is a nothingburger. Rich white guy tries to get to work, stopped by a guy earning double OT for street work at night instead of desk work during the day. BFD.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Cite to credible, edited, independent journalistic sources or it’s just another Christmas Tree Cock Ring lie.
Shall we recap?
Here is but a brief synopsis of the outrageous pure fabrications the lying Village Idiot has brought to us on these pages in recent years:
-Hillary Clinton decorated White House Christmas trees with cock rings and condoms;
-Barack Obama thrust his erect penis into the face of a female pool reporter on board Air Force One;
-Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss used empty pizza boxes to conceal thousands of forged ballots during the 2020 presidential election in Georgia;
-January 6th rioters who attacked Congress to stop the official counting of the election results and who murdered police in the process were completely unarmed and merely wandering tourists;
-Barack Obama was born in a madrassa in Indonesia;
-Hillary Clinton murdered Vincent Foster;
-The CIA working in concert with a global conspiracy of Jews conspired to set up President Donald Trump;
-Michelle Obama has a penis;
-Vice President Joe Biden stopped the investigation of Burisma by Ukraine;
-Monica Lewinsky was forcibly sexually assaulted by President Bill Clinton;
-Colorado health officials conspired to supply expired vials of COVID vaccines to patients in their state;
-Fulton County DA Fani Willis met repeatedly and had sex with Nathan Wade at the Dogwood Senior Center;
-Hundreds of thousands of tear-soaked super fans showed up to cheer and weep for his presidential candidate in New Jersey
Andy Ogles is just another George Santos.
Vicious Troll spews:
Perhaps Biden is sufficiently desperate for the black vote to allow this dishonest dumb cunt to keep the $400k gain on the condo in addition to pardoning her.
Marilyn Mosby must forfeit Florida condo, federal judge rules, with sentencing next
A side benefit to jailing this cunt: this will help ease the housing shortage.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Something else that never happened.
RedReformed spews:
Any interest in the false claims Joe Biden has made about his past?
These are only the fever dreams of conservatives. Unlike Ogles, there is no proof. Not that it matters to conservatives.
>> didn’t steal money or steal from a charity like the trump and ogles did.
How about Elizabeth Warren’s claims about her ancestry?
Addressed. Elizabeth Warren thought the family stories were true.
According to Warren and her brothers, older family members told them during their childhood that they had some Native American ancestry. in 2012, she said that “being Native American has been part of my story, I guess, since the day I was born”.
During a January 2019 public appearance in Sioux City, Iowa, Warren was asked by an attendee, “Why did you undergo the DNA testing and give Donald more fodder to be a bully?” She responded in part, “I am not a person of color; I am not a citizen of a tribe. Tribal citizenship is very different from ancestry. Tribes, and only tribes, determine tribal citizenship, and I respect that difference.” She later privately contacted leadership of the Cherokee Nation to apologize “for furthering confusion over issues of tribal sovereignty and citizenship and for any harm her announcement caused”. Cherokee Nation executive director of communications Julie Hubbard said that Warren understands “that being a Cherokee Nation tribal citizen is rooted in centuries of culture and laws not through DNA tests”
Throughout his presidency, former president Donald Trump mocked Warren for her assertions of Native American ancestry, and pejoratively called her “Pocahontas”
>> didn’t steal money or steal from a charity like the trump and ogles did.
Richard Blumenthal’s claims about his military experience in Vietnam?
During his 2010 Senate campaign, news report videos that showed Blumenthal claiming he had served in Vietnam created a controversy.He denied having intentionally misled voters, but acknowledged having occasionally “misspoken” about his service record. He later apologized to voters for remarks about his military service that he said had not been “clear or precise”.
” Without a smoking gun of his having listed it in a resume or in a more substantive medium, it all seems a little weak. Blumenthal’s defence – that he mistakenly said “in” instead of “during” – was fodder for much Twitter humour (“Q: What’s Blumenthal’s favourite Village People song? A: During The Navy.”)”
>> didn’t steal money or steal from a charity like the trump and ogles did.
How about Hillary claim to have landed under sniper fire in Bosnia,
>> Oh god, the video mock-ups of that were hysterically funny. That was a stupid lie. Give you that one. Now, you be fair and acknowledge the thousands and thousands of trump lies.
>> But didn’t steal from the Clinton charity (outside of the conservative fever dreams), unlike what the trump and ogles were proven to have done.
RedReformed spews:
@85. Oh man, I’d forgotten those classics. He tells so many lies, Who can keep up?
As intended.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
One week from Tuesday Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota will hold Republican primaries.
Haley’s vote share will be even more interesting. New Jersey is a closed primary.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
88,
Regardless of what Warren thought, the origin of the claim was not Warren herself, but her university without her knowledge or permission. Upon discovery of the claim Warren investigated the family “lore” and concluded that her family having some trace of Native ancestry was indeed possible, perhaps even likely (as it appears to be for a great many Oklahoma families) and she later shared some of the family history discoveries she made. Because she is an outspoken opponent of the rapacious US banking industry and its abuses she came under sustained and still unrelenting attack with this false claim because her billionaire opponents have nothing else.
Elizabeth Warren is not a liar.
Andy Ogles is.
And so is the Village Idiot.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 87
Multiple HA libbies asserted that Scheffler ran down that heroic detective.
Something else that never happened.
It happened in the Friday thread, third spew:
Officer Dante Salinas spews:
Bu.. bu.. but that’s exactly what happened.
Officer Kimberly Potter spews:
Sure is.
Officers Daniel Meads, Robert Morgan, and Aaron Lewellyn spews:
Absolutely no doubt about it.
Vicious Troll spews:
On the first Wednesday of November, if you guys and Queen YLB want to start blaming George Soros for the annihilation of the Democrat party the previous day, I really don’t think you’d be all that wrong.
FBI raids office of controversial Soros-funded Mississippi DA
This has not been a good year for Soros-backed DAs. ’bout time.
Vicious Troll spews:
The video is longer than it needs to be although it pulls no punches.
When Jon Stewart’s team takes out the long knives for the Biden-Harris administration, HA libbies should pay attention.
She’s awful. Truly awful. Momala at the top of the ticket will drive 40% of black voters to Trump.
Vicious Troll spews:
The Biden-Harris administration actively funds and feeds Hamas.
No reason for Hamas leaders to exit the tunnel network if The Biden Crime Family is providing them Door Dash delivery.
LAPTOP CHRISTMAS COCKRING spews:
It’s part of a nationwide campaign of Bircher-inspired paranoia from the Law Enforcement Legal Defense Fund. They produce regular accusations in the form of media kits every month or so.
An example:
https://www.actionnews5.com/2024/02/08/billionaire-behind-curtain-da-steve-mulroy-denies-funding-claims-after-billionaire-george-soros-revealed-possible-campaign-donor/
LELDF poses as a grass-roots legal fund for police. Which is weird on the face of it because cop union negotiated taxpayer funded attorneys represent corrupt, sport-murdering cops. Turns out, of course, that LELDF spends barely 5% of their income on legal fees to defend police officers. It’s a basic Republican charity scam that puts most of its donations towards staff salaries, pushing out the “Soros-Backed Radical DA” media kits, and fund raising vendor fees directly connected to senior executives. The whole “Soros-Backed Radical DA” campaign is built on bullshit but targeted to bring in the coin. But the Village Idiot would never know any of this because he just lap ups whatever crazed, paranoid pablum NEWSMAX orders him to consume and then hurries here to puke it all back up.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
From a two day old briefing from the spokesperson informing the collected media that due to conditions imposed by the IDF attacking UN World Food Program trucks and other NGOs none of the supplies that had crossed the pier since last Friday when the pier began operations had been able to leave staging. Operations had been halted by Saturday until the security of the relief workers could be established.
IDF continues to refuse to establish secure supply routes to reach the starving refugees. And it refuses to permit third parties to intervene to establish secure supply routes.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@58 The economy is not their priority. Racial purity is.
Vicious Troll spews:
Last Fall Media Matters claimed that Twitter/X was hosting far-right content on its site and that ads were being shown on the same screen, which prompted companies to cease advertising on the site.
Musk quickly hit back, demonstrating how MM’s intentional screen refresh manipulation artificially caused this to occur. He filed suit.
Today Media Matters had to lay off a shitload of staffers.
Good.
ACAB spews:
@84
The guy who still insist Hagopian wasn’t hit directly in the face with pepper spray is passing along a video that in no way shows what the Tweet says it does.
Good work.
The ONE time Dumbfuck thinks a cop was out of line spews:
@84
Rich white guy tries drives the wrong way in the opposite lane to get past an active vehicular investigation to work, stopped by a guy I’m going to demean as not nearly as important as the golf man, refuses to comply with order to stop officer is injured in the process and then work re-arranges the schedule to accommodate how he wasn’t there for his delayed due to the accident clock in time and gives him an extra 45 minutes.
Fixed
Get out of paying....ask me how spews:
@86
“She should have known better. Everyone knows if you want to avoid civil asset forfeiture you need to make your primary residence in the state of Florida.”
Donald
OJ Simpson
FKA Hops spews:
I’m just wondering how many barely hidden antisemitic references to George Soros does he have in him today?
“Those Jews. They have their hands in everything I don’t like.”
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
In the North District of Texas, where neither party is located. Got lucky by drawing Reed O’Connor last November. But procedurally the thing is languishing in part owing to obvious failures of jurisdiction.
If the case were not without merit, and the plaintiff had any real expectation of obtaining some final judgment in the form of a remedy, then they would have filed in the district where plaintiff is located and where the alleged harm is said to exist. But that particular state has a SLAPP statute.
So what is it when a party simply uses the complications and expense of process to punish an adverserial party with no expectation of prevailing?
And why wouldn’t Elmo simply move his failing company to Lubbock?
It’s obvious why the lying Village Idiot carries a torch for Elmo.
It’s just too bad for him that the trust fund he inherited will never be enough to fund multi-million dollar Lawfare SLAPP suits to soothe his many wounded feels. There’s always the Bourbon, at least until the money runs out.
Sloppy Steve spews:
@96-98
Flooding the zone with shit..
Thank you my devoted tool.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Every single Senate Republican today voted to use Senate minority rules to kill the bill they wrote earlier this spring to secure the Southern border with Mexico and increase funding for immigration enforcement.
Once again, the entire Senate Republican caucus rose up to oppose border security and immigration enforcement.
Sloppy Steve spews:
@102
Good.
“Got laid off, lmk who wants research done,” researcher Brendan Karet said. “On the plus side, no more listening to the dumbest dogshit on earth everyday.”
That’s what I tell my legions of tools to spew day in, day out.
Flood the zone!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@61 “Haley is no more dishonest than Democrats who publicly declare that Biden is cognitive and capable.”
The difference is Haley’s dishonesty is real and Biden’s incapacity is your fevered imagination.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@62 I assume that’s an organized demonstration, not a spontaneous one.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@64 Little Marco says he won’t accept the 2024 election results if it’s an unfair election. The Catch-22 is he decides what’s unfair. Therefore, “unfair” can mean anything he wants it to mean. Just like Humpty Dumpty in “Alice in Wonderland.”
Roger Rabbit spews:
@66 Disapproval of Biden doesn’t translate into approval of Trump except in weak minds like yours.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@69 “The Wuhan came from gain-of-function research, which Fauci and Democrats claimed never happened.”
Just to clarify, Dr. Daszaks’s debarment was not for gain-of-function activities, but for reporting failures.
However, I have it on good scientific authority that you came from primordial slime, after passing through several evolutionary phases.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@72 “Vote for Trump” is not a crime. “Vote for Trump or else” is.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@73 “Just because you read on some obscure site doesn’t make it true.”
True. But being true makes it true. He didn’t post a link. Neither did you. Here’s a link for both of you:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-supporters-are-now-sending-threatening-letters-to-get-people-to-vote-for-him/ar-BB1mV1XP
As for source, MSN is not “some obscure source.” Need more proof? Here’s a photo of such a mailer: https://tinyurl.com/45cxrbcs
This is a standardized mailer being used nationwide. That one is from New York State. Please consider your “disinformation” assertion a returned serve shoved up your ass.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/cf5c65e5afd115bdef74f7c6e053bdce/tenor.gif?itemid=8599086
Roger Rabbit spews:
@77 He is, yes. And being stupid, he failed to do what any half-assed trial lawyer always does: Know the answer before you ask the question. Thirty seconds of internet research would have saved him from acute embarrassment. He’s only stupid, he’s lazy.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@84 This video is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq6FgA7TaEE
Roger Rabbit spews:
@92 What Doctor Dumbfuck is saying is cops often are liars.
I don’t disagree.
Independent Voters spews:
Clarence “Winnebago” Thomas thinks Brown v Board of Education was judicial overreach and by extension Whites only public schools within a contiguous community that includes black students is A-OK as long as you redraw the school districts to keep the darkie neighborhoods in one and the white neighborhoods in another.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@86 “A side benefit to jailing this cunt: this will help ease the housing shortage.”
No jail time for stealing her own money and lying about it.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marilyn-mosby-baltimore-prosecutor-sentencing_n_664fb610e4b01123ffe4c505
You and Trump should be very, very happy with this result and the precedent it sets.
RedReformed spews:
There Is Literally Nothing Trump Can Say or Do That Will Stop Republicans from Voting for Him
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1cz7hyd/there_is_literally_nothing_trump_can_say_that/
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Donald Trump just announced that he has worked out an arrangement with his business associates in the Russia government to hold onto a kidnapped WSJ reporter unless and until he is elected President.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
Grocers are finally lowering prices as consumers pull back…
Since the pandemic, the major chains have been operating at the highest profit margins on groceries in two decades, according to a study by the White House Council of Economic Advisers. An array of federal regulators, Democratic lawmakers and think tanks contend that large retailers have kept prices artificially high, allegedly through coercive tactics like price fixing and price gouging, and industry consolidation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/05/24/grocery-prices-falling/
As in the greedflation string has run out.. kreepshit is so fucked!
knock, knock, knock
RedReformed spews:
Fontana pays nearly $900,000 for ‘psychological torture’ inflicted by police to get false confession
https://www.sbsun.com/2024/05/23/fontana-pays-nearly-900000-for-psychological-torture-inflicted-by-police-to-get-false-confession/
Man reports missing father to police. Police interrogates him for 17 hours, withholds medication, lied about his father being found dead, and threatened to kill his dog if he didn’t confess to killing his father. He confessed and tried to hang himself. Turns out his father was alive and well.
It’s fucked up when the logical conclusion is “DO NOT TALK TO POLICE”
“Am I being Detained” No? Then leave.
“I want a Lawyer” before you talk to any of them.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
126,
It’s the wise advice that every public prosecutor and judge gives to their own family. But the big difference is that US police will generally not interrogate a family member of a prosecutor or judge… or another cop… or pretty much any white person with money.
The rubber hose treatment has always been reserved for “bad guys” and “assholes with attitude”. Which mostly serves as cop-code for Brown and Black people and “hippies”.
Vicious Troll spews:
This guy responds directly to Queen YLB when he says,
“Yeah it’s always hard to explain to people who don’t produce and sell things just what the last four years have done.”
Queen YLB does nothing except bitch that everything that happens is the fault of someone other than the people she votes for. She has absolutely no fucking clue how businesses work.
Queen YLB’s precious Costco runs at a net profit margin of 2.98%. Grocery stores run at a net profit margin of 1-3%. Yet Queen YLB would have you believe that if a grocery store tacks on an additional percent the entire inflationary effect on the consumer is the fault of the store.
Our darling Queen YLB is an unserious twat. Always has been, always will be. Even Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit doesn’t blame Safeway because his family has to eat ramen at least six times per week.
Vicious Troll spews:
Dude shoulda kept eating McDonald’s every day, like Trump.
MEDIA
Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, who skewered fast food industry, dies at 53
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has had zero sex drive since at least 2004, and doesn’t blame Mickey D’s.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
@128 fucked troll “seriously” triggered as Target lowers prices on 5000 items.
Poor greedee babies “producing” worthless swill!
Mission accomplished!
knock, knock, knock..
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, who skewered fast food industry, dies at 53
If only Mickey D’s served the whiner’s swill @ 128.. dunno, might have churned the guts a bit.. greased the junk food through to mitigate the harm.
Oh this is fun:
“He confessed that he had been accused of rape while in college and had settled a sexual harassment case with a female assistant. He also admitted to cheating on numerous partners. “I am part of the problem,” he wrote.
Not quite a guy after kreepshit’s own heart.. You don’t admit such things publicly. You only brag about it at the vip room.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
does nothing except bitch that everything that happens is the fault of someone other
noun, verb, Joe’s SPENDING!
knock, knock, knock.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
From the aggrieved, MAGA “victims” who in this very thread brought us…
Having now transformed the party ideology and persona from producers who value personal responsibility and self reliance into angry white nationalists fighting to secure their “birthright” entitlements, it now becomes very hollow for the entirely unproductive, entirely unemployed Village Idiots to whine about the entitlement of “others”.
Get a job you lazy hippie.