The blog ate my homework edition:
I thought it might be a slow week in bullshit locally until Goldy decided to cover Dino Rossi’s bullshit non profit. Still no word from those guardians of electoral integrity over at (un)Sound Politics. Hmm.
It has been a banner week in prudishness from local people. Lou Guzzo doesn’t like that the federal government took over a legal brothel for a short time almost 2 decades ago after its ownership fell behind on their taxes. And Michael Medved saw a study that the kids are having s-e-x and kinda freaked out.
Some famous people came to town last week. Torture boy going anywhere but his impeachment hearing is bullshit. And when Howard Dean came to town, it inspired a bullshit press release from the state Republicans.
Nationally, Jonah Goldberg changed the name of his bullshit book. That he still has written, so there.
In thank God they aren’t in the majority any more news, Pete Domenici and Norm Coleman are trying to weaken the Violence Against Women Act.
Finally, the big piece of bullshit today is the Scooter Libby pardon not quite a pardon. By a man who once said, “I don’t believe my role [as governor] is to replace the verdict of a jury with my own, unless there are new facts or evidence of which a jury was unaware, or evidence that the trial was somehow unfair.” But those were just for people being killed by the state, not as big a deal as say his friend outing a CIA agent.
Democratic ciminals with cash in the freezer are victims, former Clinton administration employees such as Sandy Berger are “not organized” when they try to smuggle documents out of the National Archives. Harry Reid was forgetful when he failed to disclose his connections to his land dealings. Al Gore had to urinate when it came to undestanding the details of taking money from Buddhist Monks. Scooter Libby’s only problem was he was not a Democrat where he could plead he was a confused victim that forgot to disclose the full content of his conversation because he had to go to the bathroom from an extreme urge to urinate.
On top of that Scooter Libby is incredibly stupid. Instead of getting money like Jefferson and Reid he had to pay $250,000. I admire you Democrats.
Since Moonbat!s can change their name I will too!
Ain’t it great Scoota got commuted? I know it fries de little Moonbat! mind.
If scooter was a dems he could have used their favorite catch phrase “I dont recall” like these donks:
Number of times that Clinton figures who testified in court or before Congress said that they didn’t remember, didn’t know, or something similar.
Bill Kennedy 116
Harold Ickes 148
Ricki Seidman 160
Bruce Lindsey 161
Bill Burton 191
Mark Gearan 221
Mack McLarty 233
Neil Egglseston 250
Hillary Clinton 250
John Podesta 264
Jennifer O’Connor 343
Dwight Holton 348
Patsy Thomasson 420
Jeff Eller 697
Ah, the life of a criminal…. oh I mean a democrat. roof roof.
DOOFUS @ 2
FACE IT. YOUR CHIMP’S ADMINISTRATION IS A TOTAL BUST.
YOUR ASSES ARE GOING TO GET KICKED IN 2008.
BEEN TO THE AC4VR WEBSITE LATELY?
Horse’s Ass is the perfect name for this website. Justice has finally been done in the Scooter Libby case and you can’t even recognize it.
Hopefully Joe “the liar” Plame-Wilson will soon be sent up on charges of his own.
Once again our great commander-in-chief President George W. Bush ignores the polls and makes the right decision. We are blessed to have such a fine leader.
More here: http://blogs4brownback.wordpre.....-commuted/
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You dems have been saying that for the last 30 plus years. The only reason you won in the 90s was because of Ross Perot. You dems have to face facts, over half the nation will never vote a dem in as president. The 2008 election will be the same. Unless the dems get another Perot in 2008 they will lose again. WOOF!!! Good boy. Yeah.
IDIOT @ 4
Hopefully Joe “the liar” Plame-Wilson will soon be sent up on charges of his own.
EXACTLY WHAT THE CRIMINALS YOU WORSHIP DON’T WANT! WILSON WILL BE ABLE TO CALL WITNESSES AND THE BLOW THE LID OFF THEIR SCAMS!
BROWNBACK? WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE!
#1, and #2: I think anyone that still thinks the Bush Administration is doing a good job needs to be in a padded room.
As far as aides going to prison, Reagan won that one.
As far as Democrats go, when Clinton was president, you know when America was not hated worldwide, they had special prosecutors.
If we had a special prosecutor today, Bush would already be serving his sentences consecutively.
It is amazing how the wingnuts screamed at the top of their lungs “No one is above the law”, but yet want a convicted felon pardoned, after committing what amounts to treason.
I really want to know something wingnuts. How does it feel defending people that are committing treason, by outing undercover agents, and destroying boiler plate CIA front companies in a time of war? Lying about WMD’s and Nuclear Programs to start a war? Wiretapping American Citizens without warrants? Torturing American Citizens? Losing Billions upon Billions of taxpayer dollars, and not even trying to track who stole it? Administration officials lying every time they open their mouths? Running the Justice Department as a hit organization to prosecute Dems right before elections, and refusing to answer questions about it?
We have a word for people that support the Bush Administration, or their friends.
It is TRAITORS….
Carl,
Love the roundups, and, even though they’re only samples, the size is about right. I don’t think I could take much more in a single post. Serving sizes much larger might induce nausea.
DOOFUS @ 5
WAS THE BABY RAPIST A LIBERAL OR A CONSERVATIVE?
FACE FACTS DOOFUS. YOUR PARTY HAS BEEN ON A LOSING TRAJECTORY SINCE 2004 BECAUSE DEGENERATES LIKE KLAUDT CAN SPOUT YOUR SIMPLE-MINDED TALKING POINTS AND HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT.
THAT’S WHY YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE DOOFUS. NOV 2006 WAS JUST A WARM-UP.
If Scooter was negotiating a plea deal, commuting his sentence is a crime. Obstruction of Justice. The Chimperator can pardon people, but not to keep the silent. Every day a few more devastating facts about their crimes, and hypocrisy bubbles to the surface.
#6 Valerie did not lie. Some Republicon claimed she lied, and the 2,500 inbred right wing media organizations screamed she lied all in unison. They are the pathetic liars, and only fools believe them.
One thing is for certain. The true believers. The real Kool-Aid drinkers have to be more insane every single day to defend the actions of todays dishonest, pathetic Republican Party.
I confess the Dems have major problems, and some of them are just as corrupt as the Cons, but at least the Dems are not one entire criminal enterprise from top to bottom like the GOP. Nothing but cronies in every position looting the treasury for the benefit of their buddies, and supporters.
I pay attention and know a lie when I hear it. I saw Duncan Hunter come on today’s Tucker show, and lie his ass off, and Sharpton didn’t call him on it.
Lie, lie, lie, and lie some more. Today’s GOP. Thank god they have people with extremely low IQ’s to lie to. Anyone with an IQ over 50 knows they are all pathetic dirtbags.
I really want to know something wingnuts. How does it feel defending people that are committing treason, by outing undercover agents, and destroying boiler plate CIA front companies in a time of war? Lying about WMD’s and Nuclear Programs to start a war? Wiretapping American Citizens without warrants? Torturing American Citizens? Losing Billions upon Billions of taxpayer dollars, and not even trying to track who stole it? Administration officials lying every time they open their mouths? Running the Justice Department as a hit organization to prosecute Dems right before elections, and refusing to answer questions about it?
There is not one thing in this diatribe that is true. I guess I could tell you if I was a dem back in the 1990’s.
Political fan boys…yikes. Listening to some of you little kids on here argue whether the “Dems” or “Republicans” are the good guys or bad is like listening to annoying 13 year olds debate the latest Batman movie on Aint-it-Cool-News. No facts, no context or reality…just ‘my team is good, you team sucks’.
The Ds and Rs are like the Crips and Blood mostly. They fight the other side becuase…well…it’s the other side. Half of you yahoos on here act as if YOUR guy was 100% pure and brilliant and the other side is obviously totally corrupt. Grow up. Reality is a LITTLE more complicated than that.
The Ds will tend to nanny me a bit much and ‘protect’ me via too much OSHA and EPA rules, and the Rs kiss ass to the dumbest and meanest aspect of the political electorate and transfer as much $ from my pocket to defense contractors as possible. Don’t think the Rs tax and spend? How much $ have we pissed away in Iraq? Think the Rs want smaller government? Guess if the gov got bigger or smaller after Saint Reagan, George H and George W so far (I’ll give you a hint, it’s always gotten bigger, so STOP F__KING voting because you think YOUR guy makes government smaller, it’s never happened)
The Ds make the social programs bigger, the Rs make the military programs and their pet programs (Homeland Security, TSA) bigger. In the end…meet the new boss, same as the old boss. You can now resume your “my god can beat up your god” retarded bitch fest.
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOW BLOOD SUGAR…
I confess the Dems have major problems, and some of them are just as corrupt as the Cons, but at least the Dems are not one entire criminal enterprise from top to bottom like the GOP. Nothing but cronies in every position looting the treasury for the benefit of their buddies, and supporters.
Wow. There is one problem though:
CLINTON MACHINE CRIMES
FOR WHICH CONVICTIONS
HAVE BEEN OBTAINED
Drug trafficking (3), racketeering, extortion, bribery (4), tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement (2), fraud (12), conspiracy (5), fraudulent loans, illegal gifts (1), illegal campaign contributions (5), money laundering (6), perjury, obstruction of justice.
1. CRIME STATS
– Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
– Number of these convictions during Clinton’s presidency: 33
– Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
– Number of congressional witnesses who have pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122
You may want to reexamine your position. Anyone who says the Bush presidency is the most corrupt in history is just simply lying. Remember we republicans have truth and history on our side.
we republicans have truth and history on our side.
THE TRUTH OF:
DUKE CUNNIGHAM, BOB NEY, DAVID SAFAVIAN, JACK ABRAMOFF, TOM DELAY, SCOOTER LIBBY, TED KLAUDT, TED HAGGARD, MARK FOLEY AND MANY, MANY MORE.
LIARS, HYPOCRITES, THIEVES, GREEDHEADS AND PERVERTS.
YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE IN 2008 DOOFUS. THE PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR PARTY OF CRIMINALS.
dumbfucks, do you understand the difference between a commuted sentence and a pardon? I thought not.
Another @ 9,
Thanks!
@3 Now you’re blogging, too? Hey dog, don’t let the fact you’re a voter go to your head. You’re still just a stupid dog with a stupid face.
@5 Are you a dog, too? You sound like one.
I sure am glad this blog is fixed and I can post again!
@6 “The only reason you won in the 90s was because of Ross Perot.”
B U L L S H I T ! ! !
“Some conservative analysts believe that Perot acted as a spoiler in the election, primarily drawing votes away from Bush and allowing Clinton to win many states with less than a majority of votes. However, exit polling indicated that Perot voters would have split their votes fairly evenly among Clinton and Bush had Perot not been in the race, and an analysis by FairVote – Center for Voting and Democracy suggested that, while Bush would have won more electoral votes with Perot out of the race, he would not have gained enough to reverse Clinton’s victory.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.....tion,_1992
And, of course, in 1996 Clinton’s margin over Dole was larger than Perot’s total votes.
Geez, so many more reasons that Recraplicanism needs a visit from Dr. Kevorkian. It is going to be so great to see you punks locked up in your permanent-minority cage again for the next 100 years.
Oh, and Xdouchebag….fuck you, loser. Enjoy pissing into the wind, it’s all you’ll ever be good for.
The use of Michael Medved’s name and th word sex in the same sentence kinda freaks me out.
re 1: “…cash in the freezer….”
I suppose it never occurred to you that someone with enough political pull and smarts to become a congressman would know better than to take cash from strangers and put it in a freezer in his office?
I’m not sayin’ Jefferson’s an angel, but he’s not a retard, either.
Black Southern congressman with $90,000 in the office freezer? Plays well to a religious, white, southern, racist base. Not that the FBI would ever do anything illegal…
re 16: …the pardon will come later. You guys are crooks.
re14: I have one thing to remind you of: Kenneth Starr and 70 million taxpayer dollars.
A bunch of trumped up bullshit charges and all they could get him for was lying about a private sex act between consentibg adults.
You’re pathetic — and Kenneth Starr is a self-hating gay. Like so many Republicans.
re 13: And in the meantime , 50 million Americans have no health care. Care to hazard a guess as to which political party is responsible for that?
#14, You want to talk about how many officials were prosecuted, but you fail to acknowledge that Karl Rove is running the justice department. Now, how many in the Bush Administration would be prosecuted if I was running the justice department?
The difference between me, and Fredo, is the fact that I would prosecute all corrupt sleazebags, no matter what party they belonged to, instead of Dems 9 to 1…..
To a Con, justice is prosecuting only Democrats, and ignoring the felonies of Jeb Bush, Catherine Harris, and Tim Griffin. Using caging lists to steal the right to vote from tens of thousands of legitimate Americans, and many vets to boot.
The wave of Americans that truly want justice is building, and I would hate to be a slimy Bush Official at this point in history. When the ship goes down, all the rats will drown, and with today’s actions, his approval will probably reach the teens. Kinda hard to protect your buddies Bush when most of America understands you belong behind bars with them. We have not even had any real investigations with “All” the facts yet. Ever wonder why the Bushies won’t release the emails, and the docs? Because they are so guilty it would be over instantly. Pressuring prosecutors to investigate, and prosecute people to swing elections is a crime if you didn’t know it. Wiretapping without a warrant is a crime. Lying to start a war is a crime. Conspiring to out Valerie Wilson is a crime if she had been overseas in the previous 5 years, and they had top security clearance is a crime.
It is kinda early in the morning. To type out all the felonies of the Bushies would take all day, and I need to get to work.
The difference between Bush, and Clinton is the fact that Bush did the crimes, and the 2,500 inbred conservative media outlets claimed Clinton did crimes, but of course he didn’t.
They spent $66,000,000,000 investigating Clinton, and couldn’t bring a single misdemeanor charge. You could spend $20 investigating Bush, and charge him with enough felonies to overload our system for a generation.
Just remember. Almost all the judges were appointed by cons, and many are worried far more about being “Loyal” to their party than dispensing justice…..
Americans with brains understand what is going on. Anyone still supporting Bush belongs in a nuthouse.
Anyone that thinks the justice department was not being controlled by the White House to play politics with belongs in a nuthouse.
Anyone that still thinks invading Iraq was a good idea belongs at a recruiter’s desk, along with their children, and grandchildren.
As far as the comment above about my side / your side, they are both the same…. They are not the same. There is a difference between the Boy Scouts, and the NAZIS even though they both wear uniforms.
99% of the problems America faces today is the fault of Republicans, but they couldn’t have got away with it without the help of a few Dems.
The use of Michael Medved’s name and th word sex in the same sentence kinda freaks me out.
It freaks out Medved too.
#28, actually Lucy, both parties are responsible. Pharma has poured so much money into lobbying (corrupting) officials, and filling the campaign coffers of both parties it is sickening. Actually deadly….
One thing is for sure. We don’t need a system that gives 1/3 of the taxpayer’s money to “Providers” to determine what kind of treatment you need you won’t get so you can die untreated, and they can reap a profit. I like that reap, as in the grim reaper….
It is the American People ~vs~ PHARMA, and hell Pharma has more money…. The politicians are stuck in the middle.
Want a real solution?
Federal Funding of Elections 100%.
Get the lobbying money out of the game!
Our lawmakers can spend their time making our country better, rather than spending 75% of their time worrying about, and raising money any way they can get away with….
#3 and #14…I call bogus.
Two problems. One, NEVER put absolute numbers in an argument without citing source. Were those numbers from Rush Limbaugh, Matt Drudge or some actual independent source? Two, you didn’t compare it to the Bush Sr., Reagan or Bush Jr. administrations. So there’s no context…are the numbers bigger or smaller? Who knows. But science (statistics) isn’t really the strong suite of Republicans. Just say Jesus like us better and be done with it. Don’t try to use fancy ‘facts’ when you don’t know how do it properly.
$66 BILLION for an undeclared, preemptive, elective, failed war against Clinton? My oh my. Actually, for the mere millions Starr spent, he scored about a dozen convictions … Jim Guy Tucker, Webb Hubbell, and all the rest of that rancid liberal spew crew.
Kenny Boy failed to get Hillary, tho, because she had situational Alzheimer’s. Check Dog’s ‘I don’t recall’ list, above. 250 memory prolapses.
That was Scoot’s problem: he forgot to forget.