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I’ve got an appointment this morning (apparently, it takes both parents these days, in person, to renew your child’s passport), so don’t expect much from me until after noon. So in the meanwhile, here’s your daily Daily Show.

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  1. 1

    Breaking News

    Mecca, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

    In a striking move, intended to address American concerns about the building of an Islamic Center near to the 9/11 site, the Faisal ibn Hagoldy, Minister of Commercial Development, and Solomon Cohen, CEO of Burlington Coat Factory, have announce that Burlington will open a Burlington Burkha Factory in Mecca.

    Burlington, the owner of the site planned for the Islamic Center in NY, has agreed, in return for the access to Mecca to donate the site in NY, to Feisal Abdul Rauf, the Imam Behind the Islamic Cultural Center.

    Burlington’s press release states that the company sees this as “a golden opportunity to bring Burlington’s low prices ans quality to the expanding market of Muslim women who desire fashionable outer clothing that complies with Islamic law.”

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    I enjoy your blog topics Goldy, but gee whiz…what a complete and total non value added commentary about your morning errands.

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    @2,

    I don’t know about that, W. Goldy’s errands illustrate how screwed-up our government is when it comes to red tape and paperwork. Why do BOTH parents have to be there to renew a kid’s passport? The government has no concern at all with inconveniencing the very people it’s supposed to serve. Government has become the peoples’ master when it the situation was originally intended to be the reverse.

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    Good luck, Goldy.

    My mom had a hell of a time getting her passport as she didn’t have a birth certificate (born on a farm in 1936) and her SSN didn’t match her age, didn’t get signed up until she couldn’t get into college without it.

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    Indeed it does take both parents – and that’s to ensure your ex isn’t secretly whisking your daughter out of the country without your knowledge and consent.

    Factually Incorrect @ 3 – I just renewed my drivers license online. Your blanket anti-governmentr screed is tedious.

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    I wonder how this works if you’re a single parent who wants to travel with your child?

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    Actually, no, you don’t need to have both parents present to get a passport.

    http://travel.state.gov/passpo.....s_834.html

    I got my ex to notarize this form:

    http://travel.state.gov/passpo.....3_846.html

    (Alternately, you can prove you have custody for the purposes of federal law, and that your ex sucks and won’t fill out the forms, and get a passport. This is, however, a pain in the ass, and ideally you’re on good enough terms with your ex to avoid this.)

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    @6

    typically you have to get written permission from the other parent – and carry that written permission with you as proof.

    You may not necessarily need it, but its always good to have.

  9. 9

    eponymous coward @ 7

    Of course Goldy could have had his signature notarized by a regular notary, but that would have cost him $10. Going to the court clerk to execute the form in person didn’t cost him anything extra. Wonder which parent paid for the passport fees?

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    Looks like King, Pierce, & Spokane Counties are the only folks with a sizable # of ballots left to count.

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    ImamObaMao (I love that one!) goes on another costly vacation at upper crust Martha’s Vineyard the day after crushing Unemployment numbers come out. This KLOWN is totally out of touch. But he is, after all, IMAMOBAMAO!!

    Oh well, things ain’t lookin’ very good for ImamObaMao–

    Friday, August 20, 2010

    The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows that 25% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Forty-four percent (44%) Strongly Disapprove, giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -19.

    If Israel attacks Iran, 51% of voters say the U.S. should help Israel. Two percent (2%) say the U.S. should help Iran and 35% say the U.S. should do nothing. Eighty-two percent (82%) believe that voters should be required to show photo ID before voting.

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    Do you KLOWNS think Blanche Lincoln will pull out a victory?
    Friday, August 20, 2010

    Support for incumbent Democratic Senator Blanche Lincoln has now fallen to its lowest level yet as Republican John Boozman remains on track to shift Arkansas’ Senate seat to the GOP column.

    The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely Voters in Arkansas shows Boozman capturing 65% of the vote, while Lincoln earns 27% support.

    A DEMOCRAT Incumbent now 38 points down.
    Wow!
    Thanks ImamObaMao!

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    Remember when Joe Wilson screamed “LIAR” when ImamObaMao claimed that ImamObaMaoCare would lower Health Cost and lower the Deficit.
    Turns out Wilson was correct…ImamObaMao is a LIAR!!
    Both statements are now proved to be clearly FALSE.
    ImamObaMao needed to smoke-and-mirrors the CBO to show it would lower the Deficit or it would not be PERMANENT. Now they are saying it will increase the Deficit…and that reinstating the Bush Tax Cuts will improve the economy.
    Imagine that.
    ImamObaMao is a LIAR after all….again.

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    @13

    There was a reason we tried to get her out in the primary, Blanche Lincoln is from the right wing of the party (DINO). Voters don’t like politicians hiding out in the wrong party and they will likely toss her ass, as polling has shown all along.

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    @14

    Liar!

    This evening I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the President’s remarks regarding the coverage of illegal immigrants in the health care bill…

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    15. uptown spews:

    There was a reason we tried to get her out in the primary, Blanche Lincoln is from the right wing of the party (DINO). Voters don’t like politicians hiding out in the wrong party and they will likely toss her ass, as polling has shown all along.

    Ahh, I see, the HorsesAss.org crew is out campaigning for the Republican in Arkansas. That makes a lot of sense.

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    ImamObaMao also made the PROMISES about the impact on the Deficit and lowering costs…right?
    You heard the speech.
    Yeah, Wilson lost it on the immigration issue, but that doesn’t mean the LIES by ImamObaMao weren’t lies on the Deficit and Lowering costs you fool.

    ImamObaMao is literally throwing the Progressive Movement under the bus and then going on a swanky vacation courtesy of taxpayers to leftistville Martha’s Vineyard.
    It’s hysterical to watch.
    ImamObaMao KNOWS he needs for R’s to control the House, Senate or both in order to have any chance of re-election in 2012.
    ImamObaMao cares more about himself and his legacy than you USEFUL IDIOTS!!

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    Geez…that “jesusownbutthole…mr. cynical” is sure a cranky old fart.

    Hey dudareeeno…we may not like ALL of what United States President Barack Hussein Obama does…but his policies saved us from a second great depression and are a damn fucking sight better than you repubifucks…you cheap-labor money-slut.

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    re 18: Better enjoy it while you can.

    Your manic phase is coming to an end and the long, slow slog through the depressive phase begins in about thirty seconds.

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    Geez…that “jesusownbutthole…mr. cynical” is sure a cranky old fart.

    And he doesn’t let little things, like facts, get in his way.

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    @17

    You do know what a primary is?

    Well in Arkansas they held a Democratic primary and…

    Lincoln, a centrist, beat Lt. Gov. Bill Halter in the race, despite an onslaught from the left wing of her own party,…

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    Hehehe… Dino’s got an ad up on HA right now. Yeah, that’s effective use of his ad budget.

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    RP @9

    Of course Goldy could have had his signature notarized by a regular notary, but that would have cost him $10.

    I go to the bank where I have a checking account. They notarize for free. The guy also tries to sell me a credit card, but I say “no thanks.” The bank doesn’t make any money off me.

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    ImamObaMao sure has earned another high-class vacation. Oil prices spike. Peace talks collapse. Progress in Afghanistan stalls. The White House faces severe fallout if Israel or U.S. strikes Iran, but is doing nothing worse, as Iran enters the world’s ‘nuclear club’?

    Nice job dumbass!
    Talking doesn’t cut it.
    The magic has worn off.
    No one is listening to the silly bastard ImamObaMao! They laugh at him instead.

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    re 25: Oil prices spiking !!! In the summertime!!!

    Who could have predicted that?

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    Re 25: After the final results in 2008 of decades of Republican misrule, I truly wonder why you would work so hard for more of the same?

    You remind me of the old cartoon of a yokel with a contraption behind him that booted him in the ass every time he pulled a rope — and as long as the carrot was in front of him, he kept on pulling — time after time.

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    @25

    ImamObaMao sure has earned another high-class vacation. Oil prices spike.

    Sure if by spike you mean a downward spike.

    http://www.google.com/hostedne.....AD9HN5ABO0

    Oil drops below $75 amid US economic concerns
    By PAN PYLAS (AP) – 13 hours ago
    LONDON — Oil prices dropped below $75 a barrel Friday amid mounting concerns over the pace of the U.S. economic recovery, following another batch of downbeat economic data.
    Benchmark crude for October delivery was down 19 cents at $74.24 a barrel by mid morning London time in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange. The contract fell 99 cents to settle at $74.43 on Thursday.

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    Here’s a little perspectivefor “thejesusownbutthole…mr. cynical”:

    George Bush made 77 trips to his phony “ranch” in Crawford, TX, at $226,0702 each, for 490 days — that’s over ONE YEAR OF VACATION

    Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Names
    Aug 9, 8:26 am

    Newsgroups: alt.politics
    From: Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Names
    Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:26:12 -0400
    Local: Mon, Aug 9 2010 8:26 am
    Subject: George Bush made 77 trips to his phony “ranch” in Crawford, TX, at $226,0702 each, for 490 days — that’s over ONE YEAR OF VACATION
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    Rightwingers are going fucking berserk because President Obama goes
    out to Andrews AFB, MD, to play golf then shoots hoops at the White
    House.

    Meanwhile, let’s review a few FACTS: Bush Made 77 Trips to Crawford
    TX at $226,072 a Pop
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....-Trips-to-…

    — QUOTE
    At a bare minimum, for the flights alone, Bush’s 77 vacation trips to
    Crawford cost us $226,072 per trip. That’s $17,407,544 so he could
    ride his bicycle in the woods and clear brush for the cameras.

    Try to google the cost of the Bush’s 77 trips to Crawford TX on Air
    Force One and the information is nowhere to be found. Because it was
    never reported. I had to calculate the costs myself.

    At a bare minimum, for the flights alone, Bush’s 77 vacation trips to
    Crawford cost us $226,072 per trip. That’s $17,407,544 so he could
    ride his bicycle in the woods and clear brush for the cameras.
    — END QUOTE

    http://oversight.house.gov/doc.....113550-475

    http://groups.google.com/group.....1?lnk=raot

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    Clinical you are not suppose to show so much hatred, it tends to bother lostinaseaofshit.

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    Sounds like Clinical can finally come out and say what hes been dying to say from 2001 to 2008 but was too much of a pussy to do so. Way too much pent up frustration, that’s what GWB will do for you. GWB will keep you constipated for eight years then you shit diarrhea for the next coming years.

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    @21

    HAHAH, ya, you are one to talk uptown..

    hows that belltown investment doin for ya?

    dumbass.

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