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by Carl Ballard — Monday, 5/15/23, 8:10 am

It’s too hot. Please for goodness sake, someone do something about it. Like another week of this in May. In May? May? Seriously, May. I don’t like it. We just skipped from low 60’s to mid 80’s? Fuck. In goddam May. This is supposed to be some of the nicest time of the year. Instead it’s just too hot.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 9:21 am

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 9:33 am

    Gee, I’m sure sorry about driving drunk earlier this month. But because I’m a shameless Democrat, I’m still gonna run for Congress.

    Dave Min
    about 2 weeks ago
    Last night I was cited for a misdemeanor for driving under the influence. My decision to drive last night was irresponsible. I accept full responsibility and there is no excuse for my actions. To my family, constituents and supporters, I am so deeply sorry. I know I need to do better. I will not let this personal failure distract from our work in California and in Washington.

    Husband-beating Katie Porter wants me to own her seat and I’m not gonna let her down.

  3. 3

    Paul "If it Aint White it Aint Right" Gossar spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 9:54 am

    Hi, I’m Rep Paul Gossar and when I’m not busy hiring very young men as my aides for some reason I’m elevating avowed white supremacists to create my Twitters, thanks Elon.

    TPM has uncovered an extensive digital trail of interconnected Groyper social media pages using variations of the “ChickenRight” and “Chikken” handles that can be linked to Wade Searle, who works as the digital director for Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ), one of the most extreme, far-right members of Congress. ChickenRight’s posting on far-right websites and Searle’s alleged involvement with Fuentes occurred before and after he started working in Gosar’s Capitol Hill office. Gosar, his chief of staff, his press secretary, and Searle have not responded to multiple detailed requests for comment.

  4. 4

    Gggeeeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 11:00 am

    Hey Bob,

    can you help find them? They desperately need your help.

    https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-whistleblowers/

  5. 5

    Ggeeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 11:04 am

    The GOP doesn’t like Freedom nor Democracy. Nor do the Taliban and Nazis.

    I always knew, long ago, that the Repukes are the American Taliban, fascist pigs that they are. All a bunch of POS mother fuckers.

    https://apnews.com/article/democracy-ballot-initiatives-abortion-republicans-ohio-missouri-c48033311370f071ccece0da975818cb

  6. 6

    James Comer spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:18 pm

    Have you seen my informant?

  7. 7

    Marge Green spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:32 pm

    @7

    No but when we find him he’ll bring down Joe Biden.

  8. 8

    Lauren Boebert spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:34 pm

    How could we have lost the absorbent?

  9. 9

    James Comer spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:35 pm

    Actually there are a whole bunch of informants and we lost them all.

  10. 10

    Charlie Kirck spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:35 pm

    Joe Biden had them deported.

  11. 11

    Lauren Boehbert spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 12:36 pm

    Well that’s easy if their in a department we can find them.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:06 pm

    @2 Lookit the Concern Troll’s handwringing over a California state senator who isn’t in Congress, got a misdemeanor DUI, admitted it, and apologized. You’d never see a Republican do that. Admitting and apologizing, I mean.

    Great performance, doc. Now do George Santos. Do Trump. Do all the pardoned GOP criminals like Bannon and Flynn.

    Whatsamatter, don’t you trust voters’ ability to make sound judgments about candidates’ fitness for office? Well, that makes two of us, although I trust Democratic voters way more than I trust Republican voters on that score.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:08 pm

    We’re now learning that “anonymous police sources” slanted the news stories about the NYC subway choking death case.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jordan-neely-daniel-penny-homicide-new-york-media_n_64625ebae4b005be8ff529cb

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:10 pm

    @4 They’re holed up in a hideout with Joe McCarthy’s blank-paper commies.

  15. 15

    Gov. Kari Lake, Arizona's only true, duly-elected governor spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:16 pm

    Suck on it, bitches!

    A judge is mulling Kari Lake’s last-ditch attempt to overturn the 2020 election

    WTF is wrong with the troll @2? That’s some weak shit. Must be a lost and confused DeSantis supporter. Disillusioned much?

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:19 pm

    White woman tries to take rental bike away from young black guy after he paid for it.

    https://www.rawstory.com/woman-accused-of-weaponizing-white-woman-tears-after-viral-video-shows-scuffle-with-black-man-over-citibike/

    Isn’t that stealing? Or bikejacking?

  17. 17

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 1:50 pm

    @16

    Hang her!

  18. 18

    Gggeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:07 pm

    This Woman needs a big horse cock in her mouth.

    https://democraticunderground.com/1017828558

    Actually I think she did have one in her mouth during the interview.

    Witches!

    Withchy, witch hunt!

  19. 19

    Ggggeeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:10 pm

    Many of the countries recieving foreign aide. Is there not one country that doesn’t recieve forrign adie from the US.

    All this TV news and yet the Heterosexual Neanderthals are still killing their wives and children.

  20. 20

    John Durham spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:32 pm

    $6.5M and counting to find out that I personally think the FBI could have done better.

    I’m about done here. Just keep paying me while I clean out the desk. Shouldn’t take more than a month

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:42 pm

    @20 Executive summary of 326 pages: “Durham said he was not proposing any changes to FBI policies.”

    Plus one conviction for lying to the FBI, and two acquittals.
    How much did this cost taxpayers?

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:44 pm

    Today’s “Bidenflation” report:
    Egg prices are crashing.
    Gas is down 29%.

  23. 23

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:45 pm

    21,

    How much did it cost the dissembling troll?

    “I can wait.”

  24. 24

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 3:56 pm

    An 18-year-old “good guy with a gun” (i.e. 2 handguns) killed 3 people and wounded 9, including 2 cops, in front of a church before being stopped by police bullets.

    https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/police-activity-prompts-lockdowns-in-farmington/

  25. 25

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 4:17 pm

    The other unserious twat @2 is showing why I fear he’s not long for this blog. He never had much going for himself in the way of mojo, but now his tank seems to be completely empty.

    I blame Durham and Comer. And speaking of having no mojo, it turns out his candidate Ron DeSantis hasn’t any mojo at all.

    I wonder if the other unserious twat has fallen into a hell-hole of depression. If so, I’d advise him to stay away from RealClearPolitics today.

    2024 Republican Presidential Nomination
    I&I/TIPP
    Trump 55, DeSantis 17, Pence 6, Haley 4, Ramaswamy 4, T. Scott 2, Elder 1, Christie 0, Hutchinson 1, Sununu 0 Trump +38

    2024 Kentucky Republican Presidential Primary
    FOX 56/Emerson
    Trump 70, DeSantis 14, Pence 4, Haley 3, Ramaswamy 3, Christie 2, Scott 1, Hutchinson 0, Sununu 0 Trump +56

    Ouch!

  26. 26

    Gggeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 4:18 pm

    See what happens when you let Drag Queens ride motorcycles.

    https://apnews.com/article/shooting-motorcycle-gang-georgia-augusta-abe9d719866f70e2121bf62ccb324906

    Just a little news, notheing to get worked up about….you know, just a bunch of Heterosexual Nenaderthals being a bunch of superior beings.

  27. 27

    Gggeee Money spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 4:47 pm

    More Witchy Witch Hunts!

    https://democraticunderground.com/10143074669

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 5:26 pm

    Well at least he didn’t have an AR-15.

    https://www.rawstory.com/fourth-dimension-torture-suspect-in-virginia-congressional-staff-beating-last-year-filed-a-bizarre-29m-lawsuit-against-the-cia/

  29. 29

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 5:35 pm

    McDonald’s USA:
    Employee $9 / hour;
    Zero benefits;
    Terminated for getting the flu;
    Big Mac $5.81

    McDonalds Denmark:
    Employee $22 / hour;
    Cradle-to-grave healthcare;
    Paid maternity leave;
    Six weeks paid vacation;
    Defined benefit pension;
    Big Mac $4.82

  30. 30

    Z spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 6:53 pm

    Now that the “investigation” is pretty much over, it’s time to consider defunding and dismantling the FBI. We should also look at destroying other Deep State criminal agencies.

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 7:51 pm

    I try to be fair, and keep an open and objective mind, but I’m almost in a place where if a woman accuses Trump or Giuliani of something, I’m almost gonna assume it’s true.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-sues-giuliani-lawsuit_n_6462d937e4b018d846bfbfa2

    Especially the allegation that Giuliani “made [her] perform oral sex on him while he was on speaker phone to Trump – because it made him feel like Bill Clinton,” because that sounds just like something he’d do.

    Plus, she has the tapes.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12087277/Woman-accuses-Rudy-Giuliani-sexual-harassment-files-lurid-legal-documents.html

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 8:02 pm

    I can’t explain why so many conservatives are crooks; I only know a lot of them are.

    Three men who “were all active in college conservative politics in Wisconsin about 15 years ago” raised $89 million from small donors” by pitching “building political support for police officers, veterans and firefighters,” but “just 1 percent of the money they raised was used to help candidates via donations, ads or targeted get-out-the-vote messages,” and the rest was used to “pay the fundraisers themselves or other consultants.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/are-police-fundraising-calls-legitimate/

  33. 33

    Ron DeSantis spews:

    Monday, 5/15/23 at 8:15 pm

    @30,

    We need to find the real birth certificate first.

  34. 34

    Ggeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 7:26 am

    I guess he didn’t want her to live poor.

    So lady, call 1-666-YOU-DEAD

    https://torontosun.com/news/world/canadian-man-murders-wife-kills-self-in-philippines-over-money-woes

    Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus strikes again, waaaayyyyyy waaayyyyyyyy wayyayayayayaya to often, but that’s ok.

  35. 35

    Gggeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 7:28 am

    She went Limp.

    https://www.news24.com/news24/southafrica/news/limpopo-man-kills-wife-in-front-of-family-and-torches-vehicle-before-taking-his-own-life-20230516

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD

  36. 36

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:27 am

    I hope you folks will be nice to me and the other unserious twat for a day or two. You pinko-commies have no idea how devastating this is to us democracy-hating fascist traitors and seditionists.

    Damn you, Durham!

    ‘Where are the charges?’ Steve Bannon blows up over ‘epic failure’ of John Durham’s report

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:35 am

    Congratulations to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, whose investment into 3M has broken the Benjamin!

    Market Summary
    >
    3M Co
    98.55 USD
    −1.91 (1.90%)today

    After losing 30% of his investment and selling to harvest the tax loss, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit re-invested and, lucky guy, has another 20% loss which he can use to offset his nonexistent gains.

    Yay for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit!

  38. 38

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:36 am

    And if you will, lay off on Donald as well. Considering how the other unserious twat and I are completely devastated by this, imagine how awful Trump must feel.

    Have a heart!

    Trump rages about John Durham report in an all-caps rant calling Mueller’s Russia probe ‘treason!’

  39. 39

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:40 am

    Yay for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit!

    Irrelevant, of course, but what a great rebound! The only thing that could have made it any sweeter would be if you had included GE in your unserious twat comment.

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:40 am

    @ 36

    You pinko-commies have no idea how devastating this is to us democracy-hating fascist traitors and seditionists.

    The consolation is that the unfair advantage provided to #CrookedHillary by Loretta Lynch’s cronies has now been laid out with clarity, and still she lost.

    The consolation is

    Gorsuch

    Kavanaugh

    Coney Barrett.

    I’ll guess I’ll have to live with that. Darn.

  41. 41

    MTV spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:48 am

    Video killed the radio star!

  42. 42

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:50 am

    So corrupt.

    Catherine Herridge
    @CBS_Herridge
    #Durham does deep dive 2016 IC referral to FBI leadership first reported
    @cbsnews
    Fall 2020. “…candidate Clinton’s approval of a plan concerning …candidate Trump and Russian hackers hampering US elections as a means of distracting the public from her private email server.”
    7:45 AM · May 16, 2023

  43. 43

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 9:06 am

    Trump’s sons stole money from a charity for children.

  44. 44

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 9:18 am

    FOX admits under oath, in sworn statements and sworn legal proceedings that they deliberately tell lies to their viewers.
    Catherine Herridge began her career at FOX, where they eventually assigned her the job of lying to their viewers about Hillary Clinton for ratings.

  45. 45

    That’s just the way it is spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 9:47 am

    44

    None of the news outlets are telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Each outlet has a specific narrative that they promote at the expense of being valid news sources.

  46. 46

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 9:53 am

    FOX is the only broadcast network and the only U.S. media company that has been compelled to admit in sworn testimony under oath, in sworn responses, and in sworn proceedings that they intentionally lie to their viewers for ratings.

  47. 47

    I AM A REASONABLE, THOUGHTFUL, CONSERVATIVE VOTER WHY AM I SHOUTING? spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:00 am

    @46,

    THAT DOESN’T MATTER.

    THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT THIRTY YEARS AGO BILL CLINTON ENGAGED IN CONSENSUAL EXTRAMARITAL SEX WITH A WILLING PARTNER.

    FOR THAT REASON IT FOLLOWS THAT ALL VOTERS MUST ADMIT THAT BUSH WON AND THAT ROSS PEROT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, BEG FOR OUR FORGIVENESS, AND PUT REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE FOREVER EVEN IF WE ARE NOW A SHRINKING MINORITY OF VOTERS.

  48. 48

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:05 am

    The failure of cult prophesies are always followed by a retconning of the prophesy to maintain the cult narrative.

    After that comes the mass suicide.

  49. 49

    I AM A REASONABLE, THOUGHTFUL, CONSERVATIVE VOTER WHY AM I SHOUTING? spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:20 am

    THIS IS DELICIOUS KOOL-AID AND EVERY TRADITIONAL PATRIOTIC AMERICAN OUGHT TO HAVE SOME AND IGNORE THE BITTER AFTERTASTE.

  50. 50

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:28 am

    Look who the Shit-lord crybaby was forced to buy his sinking Tesla shares from:

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2023/05/16/musk-fans-conspiracies-about-george-soros-after-billionaires-fund-dumps-all-tesla-stock/

    I bet that stings.

  51. 51

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:32 am

    Isn’t it nice of him that, at the very moment when Tesla was cratering and George Soros was trying to get out, the Shit-lord crybaby was very thoughtfully propping up the share price for him?

    He’s quite the humanitarian.

  52. 52

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 10:38 am

    I strongly advise motion sickness meds and a stiff drink before reading the Dunphy compaint against Giuliani:

    https://eddsa.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net/public/650033_2023_Noelle_Dunphy_v_Rudolph_W_Giuliani_et_al_COMPLAINT_10.pdf

    LAPTOP indeed. Holy shit.

  53. 53

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:12 am

    I’ll guess I’ll have to live with that.

    Ron DeSantis will never be your president. I’ll guess ya’ll will have to live with that.

  54. 54

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:19 am

    Ohhhh, so sad.

    Can’t we just have a nuclear bomb go off somewhere? Fuck!

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/16/homebuilder-sentiment-may-2023.html

  55. 55

    Ggeeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:23 am

    As an added inducement, Giuliani also offered to provide pro bono legal representation to Ms. Dunphy in connection with an ongoing dispute arising from an abusive ex-partner. To Ms. Dunphy

    A lot of heterosexual fun there….lucky she didn’t die.

    Shit, I wonder what kind of perk it would take to hire Bob’s horse as your personal assistant.

  56. 56

    Ggggeeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:28 am

    But Giuliani’s offer came with a significant catch: Giuliani was in the midst of an acrimonious divorce, and he told Ms. Dunphy that her pay would have to be deferred and her
    employment kept “secret” until the divorce proceedings finished. He claimed that his “crazy” exwife and her lawyers were watching his cashflow, and that his ex-wife would “attack” and “retaliate” against any female employee that Giuliani hired. Giuliani promised Ms. Dunphy that his divorce would be resolved “any day now,” and…..

    My God Heterosexual Marriage really is fucked up, bunch of Groomers taken their wives for a ride and then to their death. The Sanctimony of Marriage, taken so serious by the Sanctimonious fakers.

  57. 57

    Ggeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:31 am

    He made clear that satisfying his sexual demands—which came virtually anytime, anywhere—was an absolute requirement of her employment and of his legal representation. Giuliani began requiring Ms. Dunphy to work at his home and out of hotel rooms, so that she would be at his beck and call. He drank morning, noon, and night, and was frequently intoxicated, and therefore his behavior was always unpredictable.

    What a horendous example of the supramacy of Heterosexuality.

  58. 58

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:42 am

    Beginning on page 294 of the Durham report it concedes that the FBI Cross Fire Hurricane investigation was validly predicated because of the low standard required, as was independently confirmed by OIG, and that it could have been opened under any of several different justifications.

    https://www.justice.gov/storage/durhamreport.pdf

  59. 59

    Ggeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:49 am

    More Indian Heteros want in on The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus action.

    https://asianatimes.com/man-kills-wife-and-daughter-later-hangs-himself/

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD

    Look how cool this guy looks with them sunglasses….I bet he’d like to drive around in a supped up car that pollutes the air with noise becuase he’s a tough Neanderthal man.

  60. 60

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 12:01 pm

    In the 316 page “factual” Durham report intended to inform DOJ about how an FBI investigation was actually conducted the word “may” appears 226 times, the word “might” appears 55 times, the word “could” appears 153 times, and the word “can” appears 62 times.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 12:11 pm

    @37 “3M Co 98.55 USD −1.91 (1.90%) today”

    A trivial price to pay for the coming economic debacle that will break the Republican Party and impoverish its donors.

  62. 62

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 12:27 pm

    If Republicans were indeed sincere about budget negotiations relating to their taking the Treasury hostage, then they would be willing to talk about closing tax loopholes and other tax code carve-outs for special interests and Congressional lobbyists.

    Let’s consider a few.

    – Why do home swimming pools qualify for a tax deduction?

    – Why are giant yachts included in the deduction for home mortgage interest?

    – Why is there a carried interest tax deduction for the purchase of private business class jet airplanes?

    – Why is there accelerated depreciation for NASCAR race tracks?

    If Republicans want to protect these loopholes, shouldn’t they at least be willing to explain their reasons?

  63. 63

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 12:30 pm

    Republicans are refusing to discuss closing these or any of the hundreds of thousands of other tax loopholes they created for the wealthy and their donors. But at the same time they are insisting on firing over 100,000 public school teachers and kicking over a million low income seniors off Meals-on-Wheels.

    Gross.

    Trolls and other Republican voters should probably just look away right now.

  64. 64

    Ggeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 12:39 pm

    @62

    Come on! Chicago, Chicago, Chicago!

  65. 65

    Real Deal spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 1:47 pm

    Please tell Jerry Nadler that the Durham Report is not discredited. It’s the real deal..

  66. 66

    Popcorn Tips for Watching the GOP Shit Show spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 1:56 pm

    @65,

    How will you be occupying your time while you wait for all the criminal indictments and frog marches?

    If you are considering snacking on some delicious popcorn you might want to sign up for my tips delivered daily to your inbox.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:07 pm

    First black woman US Attorney, whose confirmation required the first black woman Vice President to twice break a 50-50 Senate tie, resigns in disgrace after little more than a year on the job.

    Elizabeth Warren, who lobbied aggressively for her confirmation, was strangely quiet about her resignation.

  68. 68

    Ggeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:13 pm

    My God! The Sanctity of Marriage! She is staining it with her vaginal juices.

    https://www.denverpost.com/2023/05/16/lauren-boebert-divorce/

  69. 69

    Ggeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:14 pm

    I, I, I. I, I, I.

    This woman is such an annoying Twit.

    https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-2660277348/

  70. 70

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:14 pm

    Doesn’t really seem that my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president has the upper hand here:

    Manu Raju
    @mkraju
    ·
    5h
    Jeffries has indicated to members a deal could include debt limit through 24, permitting on energy projects, some agreement on caps on spending, and pulling back some enacted covid aid, per source.
    GOP wants shorter debt limit, longer caps and work rules for social safety net

  71. 71

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:26 pm

    @ 69

    I, I, I. I, I, I.

    This woman is such an annoying Twit.

    Homosexuals have such short memory spans. G-clown’s memory is even worse due to his AIDS-addled brain, which is afflicted with amoebic encephalitis.

    He does not recall that Barack referred to himself 75 times during his farewell speech.

    Full disclosure: Trump is worse.

  72. 72

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:29 pm

    Democrat profiles in courage.

    Manu Raju
    @mkraju
    Jon Tester still won’t say how he will vote on Julie Su’s nomination to be Labor secretary. He says he may not announce how he will vote until the nomination comes to the floor. Her nomination continues to hang by a thread in Senate.
    3:48 PM · May 15, 2023

    Tester’s balls continue to reside in the 2024 ballot box.

  73. 73

    Matt Gaetz spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:30 pm

    Barack referred to himself 75 times during his farewell speech.

    Marge is at least as accomplished as that guy.

    At least.

  74. 74

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:31 pm

    And it only took him four minutes to say all of this.

    Jeff Stein
    @JStein_WaPo
    ·
    3h
    Sen.
    @JohnFetterman
    (D-Pa.) to SVB executive Greg Becker: “Shouldn’t you have a working requirement after we bail out your bank? Republicans seem to be more preoccupied with SNAP requirements for hungry people than protecting taxpayers that have to bail out these banks.”

    Fetterman apparently cannot comprehend that Democrat appointees took pains to explain to the American public that taxpayers did not pay for the bailout.

  75. 75

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:34 pm

    No longer married: MJG, Boebert.

    Still married: #CrookedHillary, Huma

  76. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:37 pm

    Lauren Boebert, in her divorce filing, proclaimed she’s “always been faithful.”

    I interpret this as a denial that she turned tricks to keep their failing restaurant afloat, and an implicit accusation that he’s been cheating on her.

  77. 77

    Vicious Troll's Long Suffering Mother spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:42 pm

    My rotten son spent nearly my entire Mother’s Day harassing the brunch buffet staff and complaining about the bill. But the most humiliating moment came when, after he made a big deal about paying for the whole family, he insisted on trying to use an expired 2 for 1 brunch coupon that specifically excluded Mother’s Day Brunch. He made a terrible scene and I felt so awful that later, after his “new” wife dropped me off, I called the restaurant and gave them my credit card to tip the staff an extra $100.

    Worst Mother’s Day ever.

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:44 pm

    CNN fell behind Newsmax in prime time viewership last Friday.

    Don Lemon was seen celebrating with a Bud Light. In a coupe glass.

  79. 79

    Lauren Boebert spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 2:51 pm

    Well clearly I’m too old for Matt Gaetz and you can speculate all you want but there is no way my soon to be ex-husband caught me under Donald at Mar-A-Lago.

    Nope. Keep guessing. Nope not DeSantis in my office.

    (A 17 year old friend of your kid in the bed at your Colorado home?)

    No comment.

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:09 pm

    @77 You rode a horse to the restaurant?

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:23 pm

    @78 That doesn’t mean Newsmax is gaining audience. It means Chris Licht is driving away CNN’s audience. That doesn’t enrich Newsmax, any more than 3M’s stock price going down enriches Tesla options holders.

  82. 82

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:32 pm

    In Oct. 2016 all 17 of our country’s top intelligence agencies stated that they are “confident that the Russian Government directed the recent compromises of e-mails from US persons and institutions, including from US political organizations.”

  83. 83

    Z spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:36 pm

    @82,

    We should do away with all 17 of them.

  84. 84

    Vladimir Putin spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:45 pm

    @83,

    I very much agree.

  85. 85

    Xi Jinping spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:45 pm

    @84,

    Me too.

  86. 86

    Kim Jong Un spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:47 pm

    @85,

    Me too.

  87. 87

    Hibatullah Akhundzada spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:49 pm

    @86,

    Me tool

  88. 88

    Hibatullah Akhundzada spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:50 pm

    @87,

    Me too.

  89. 89

    Pol Pot spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:50 pm

    @88,

    Me too.

  90. 90

    Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:51 pm

    @89,

    Me too.

  91. 91

    Ron DeSantis spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:52 pm

    @90,

    Me too.

  92. 92

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 3:55 pm

    @ 82

    In Oct. 2016 all 17 of our country’s top intelligence agencies stated that they are “confident that the Russian Government directed the recent compromises of e-mails from US persons and institutions, including from US political organizations.”

    “Moreover, our evidence of this is so compelling that we feel the need to mislead and/or outright lie to FISA judges when we need a warrant to spy on innocent Americans.”

    – Lovely Lisa Page

  93. 93

    John Durham, You Can Stop Waiting Now spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 4:32 pm

    @92,

    Believe me, if I could have said that in my report I would have.
    I gave it my best shot implying it. Even though I know it isn’t really true.

  94. 94

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 4:37 pm

    He does not recall that Barack referred to himself 75 times during his farewell speech

    It’s a farewell speech…..like as in “i plane to relax and retire”, “I plant to play slot of Basketball”?

    All that twitter is doing is passing legislation, and all we get is, “I did this”, “zi did that”. Yeah, and your a pig….thanks for telling everybody.

    She’s got a limited vocabulary and has to fill up a sentence with….I, I, I. Almost as much vocabulary as yours.

  95. 95

    Ron DeSantis spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 4:48 pm

    If one were to travel by motor vehicle from the furthest Western city in Florida to the nearest town on the Texas/Mexico border it would take approximately 13 hours.

    So we know the campaign will be all about the brown people stealing your jobs and the Gays stealing your kids. Maybe even some gay brown people taking YOUR kids to “Accompany a migrant in the field day” at a sweet potato farm.

    Sounds like a winner in states like, Minnesota and Pennsylvania and Georgia and Nevada and Wisconsin and North Carolina. Not that it matters. I’ll never be the nominee.

    TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said on Tuesday he will send state law enforcement officers to the southern border in Texas, a tactical maneuver that will test how far the state will go to help enforce immigration law as the Republican governor prepares to launch a presidential campaign.

  96. 96

    Ggeeeee Money spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 5:12 pm

    I just realized Heterosexuals (Sexual Orientation) aren’t a protected class. I guess you could fire someone on the grounds that they are heterosexual, or maybe you don’t believe in that type of lifestyle so you don’t want to bake them a cake, or work on that Brides’ dresses just because.

  97. 97

    Bugs Seduced Elmer Fudd spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 5:57 pm

    A couple hundred conservatives who were still reading after the bones were picked clean by the venture capitalists but don’t follow the Fox/Rupert Post outrage of the day are fapping to images tonight.

    “Except Kim Petras is not there because of her popularity with SI readership, but because SI editorial despises its readership, just as Bud Light management despises its customer base,” one Twitter user wrote in response to SI’s tweet about Petras’ cover. “This really pure class contempt. ‘Ha ha those dumb beer-drinking SI readers!’”

    Strong source

    Another user curiously accused the publication of “mind rape,” writing: “The goal is to trick hetero men into sexual desire for other men.”

    It’s like the old joke….Conservative men aren’t gay it’s just these dicks keep falling in their mouth.

  98. 98

    North Carolina GOP spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 6:03 pm

    You know what’s a really excellent idea and guaranteed to put our state back in the Red Column for 2024….

    Having every single one of us in both chambers get behind a deeply popular idea that resonates with all the voters.

    What could go wrong?

    RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — Legislation banning most abortions after 12 weeks of pregnancy will become law in North Carolina after the state’s Republican-controlled General Assembly successfully overrode the Democratic governor’s veto late Tuesday.

    The House completed the second and final part of the override vote Tuesday night after a similar three-fifths majority voted for the override earlier Tuesday in the Senate. The outcome represents a major victory for Republican legislative leaders who needed every GOP member on board to enact the law over Gov. Roy Cooper’s opposition.

  99. 99

    Nate Silver spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 7:45 pm

    Mildly interesting for the obsessive poll watchers.

    Less than a year ago Duval County (Jacksonville) FL went +7R for Senate, +8R for Governor, +15R for AG, and elected 7R-3D to down ticket candidates.

    They just went +4D in a mayoral race that was very much expected to go Republican.

    Could be nothing…could be something.

  100. 100

    Every Republican You Know spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 8:57 pm

    My beloved Republicans have also once again failed in Kentucky and Pennsylvania.

    The world must be coming to an end.
    Institutions are not to be trusted.
    Nothing is as it appears.
    We must all now prepare for Armageddon and the Final Battle.
    Buy ammo and begin collecting your own urine.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:27 pm

    @95 No doubt Florida residents will be gladdened to hear their cops are on duty in Texas.

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/16/23 at 11:42 pm

    This wasn’t a good night for DeSantis or Mastriano; their candidates flopped, revealing their very short coattails. Election deniers lost, and Democrats retained a majority in Pennsylvania’s General Assembly.

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