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  1. 1

    Round of pints on me if the Auto Tariff announcement today excludes electric vehicles but only if they are made by a company starting with ‘TE’.

  2. 2

    You know the kind of thing a cursory security clearance check would have found before giving a 19 year old access to pretty much whatever US Government IT systems at least until a judge tells him to get the fuck out of them.

    Exclusive: DOGE staffer ‘Big Balls’ provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show

  3. 3

    It looks like you are trying to describe highly sensitive, classified defense intelligence.

    Would you like to include a journalist in the chat?

  4. 4

    Hey look. We needed something to divert attention from the gay makeup artists that we kidnapped and sent to a torture prison.

    So this is what I came up with.

    I might have been drinking.

  5. 5

    Thomas and Alito are totally good with guns being completely untraceable.

    The other seven aren’t.

    WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Wednesday upheld a federal ban on the sale of parts kits that permit unlicensed gun owners to make firearms at home which cannot be traced by the police.

    In a 7-2 decision, the justices agreed these homemade weapons, often referred to as “ghost guns,” qualify as firearms under federal law.

    …

    The decision upholds a regulation issued in 2022 by the Biden administration that was strongly supported by police and prosecutors.

  9. 9

    A day later and on advice of council and now before the House instead of the Senate, yes I was on the Signal chat group.

    Apparently I can’t plead the fifth in a Congressional Hearing unless there are criminal charges likely or pending.

    Sorry. I’m not a lawyer I just thought I could get away with it because Putin has my back.

  10. 10

    Graham will have no credibility until he stops acting as an apologist for these fuckups. embraces his true self as a gay man, openly and publicly.

    fixed

  11. 11

    @7,

    That rotten fat cunt Hillary learned she couldn’t have an email exchange about the sequence of amuse bouche at a state dinner hosting Upper Volta if she didn’t do it on a “secure server” and everyone on the chain had “Q” clearance from “Agent Orange”.
    🤡🇺🇸🤡🇺🇸🤡🇺🇸🤡

  12. 12

    Economies are cyclical…. Until one day you become a fascist economy and it is no longer cyclical.

  13. 13

    Flight data now shows a member of Pete Hegseth’s gossip girl group chat was inside Russia at the time he was texting to them.

  14. 14

    @9 Team Trump should admit they fucked up, instead of trying to lie and spin their way out of it, because everybody knows they did.

  15. 15

    This doesn’t look like a winning legal argument to me:

    Trump To Courts: What I Do With Migrant ‘Terrorists’ Isn’t Your Business

    The Trump administration is building a case in court for its ability to send people in the United States to an overseas detention camp — and then refuse to bring them home even if they’re innocent.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-alien-enemies-act-tren-de-aragua-terrorists-el-salvador_n_67e43a17e4b03483d8f9a801

    This is like saying to a panel of judges, “Your Honors, what my client did to the plaintiffs is none of your damn business.” The usual suspects, Thomas and Alito, might go along but I don’t see this argument being highly persuasive to the rest.

  17. 17

    Meanwhile, back on the reservation …

    Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) unloaded on a British journalist after being questioned about the fiasco over Trump officials sharing war planning on a Signal chat group.

    The Georgia Republican told Martha Kelner of U.K. broadcaster Sky News that “we don’t give a crap about your opinion,” and urged the reporter to “go back to your country” during her unhinged rant on Wednesday.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-british-reporter_n_67e4533ae4b00db00a3942ac

    Yeah. I can think of another foreigner who should go back to his own country.

  18. 18

    Here’s their fall guy for the group chat fuckup:

    National Security Advisor Mike Waltz donated nearly $10,000 to three past Republican presidential candidates who staunchly opposed President Donald Trump – while not giving his boss a single dime, federal election data reportedly shows.

    https://www.rawstory.com/michael-waltz/

  19. 19

    Earlier from the Nazi Fucktard:
    Jasmine Crockett ‘Liked’ Posts Calling Abbott ‘Hot Wheels’ in 2021

    But he still thinks it’s funny whenever Fat Hitler mocks disabled veterans.

  21. 21

    Where Republicans get their information:

    Drunkard Hegseth: “Nobody’s texting war plans!”

    Kooky Karoline: “Again, I would defer you to the Secretary of Defense’s statement he put out this morning …”

    Little Marco: “Well, the Pentagon says it was not …”

  22. 22

    President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he would impose 25% tariffs on “all cars that are not made in the United States” and “we start collecting April 3,” he said.

    Trump White House aide Will Scharf said the new tariffs apply to “foreign-made cars and light trucks.” He clarified that they come in addition to duties that are already in place. Scharf said the tariffs will result in “over $100 billion of new annual revenue” to the U.S.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/26/trump-could-sign-new-auto-tariffs-as-soon-as-wednesday-white-house-says.html

    This is, of course, a 25% sales tax paid by Americans. And it will kill the car market.

  23. 23

    @ 6

    Canada revoked its electric vehicle rebates for electric vehicles starting with “TE.”

    Canada’s dollar is worth 69 US cents. It’s down from 79 cents only three years ago. US goods are expensive in Canada because the Canadian dollar sucks.

    So, Canada can make it’s own EVs, right? To avoid the dissuasive exchange rate involved in buying a foreign vehicle, right?

    Fate of $100 billion in Canadian EV projects in doubt as political landscape shifts
    As Trudeau prepares to exit and Trump takes helm in U.S., policies that helped prop up the industry are being scaled back or cancelled

    Canada has only made 40k EVs. That isn’t even enough to keep the Quebecois happy.

    Canada has done some really good Kabuki theater this year.

  24. 24

    I like to remind people that I have a Mandate.

    Forget that it’s based on lies (they wouldn’t call me a Con Man if I didn’t lie), like I knew nothing about Project 2025….and my work phone, I leave it with Melania…but anyways my Mandate, I got to keep reminding everyone that I do have a Mandate… come on, say it it with me, Mannnnndate, Man Date. I don’t want the Mandaters to forget that they gave me a Mandate. I mean if I had a real Mandate I wouldn’t have to remind those that I have a Mandate, am I right! Ivanka got some nice knockers… collectively, I got less votes than the rest of the field…MANDATE!

    The guy not on 17 State Ballots got 700,000 votes…and he dropped out of the race. Mandate! Right Bigballs! Right Hairyballs!

  26. 26

    Hey, I’m not the only one who’s reminded of Baghdad Bob by Kooky Karoline!

    Difference is that that Kooky bitch is a White Incompetent Hire.

  27. 27

    @23 “US goods are expensive in Canada because the Canadian dollar sucks.”

    Now Teslas are even more expensive in Canada. #winningforelon

    “So, Canada can make it’s own EVs, right? To avoid the dissuasive exchange rate involved in buying a foreign vehicle, right?”

    Or buy cheaper Chinese models, or Canadians who were considering buying a Tesla will just shrug and buy a gas vehicle.

  28. 28

    @26 Baghdad Bob’s job was to boost Saddam’s morale by denying U.S. tanks were rolling into Baghdad in the background as he spoke.

    Kooky Karoline’s job is to boost Donnie’s morale by denying his cabinet is incompetent and blaming all his mistakes on Biden.

  29. 29

    Or buy cheaper Chinese models, or Canadians who were considering buying a Tesla will just shrug and buy a gas vehicle.

    He used to say, “Am I Rite”…. But either way… he’s never right

  30. 30

    Canadians won’t buy American whiskey. I don’t think they don’t plan on buying anything Amurika related. They seem more serious than American people. I know a few. They’re not thinking about an exchange rate, only Americans would do that. The tight wad ones.

  33. 33

    @32 The families will get telegrams, but due to Pentagon staffing cuts, six months from now; and the bodies will get lost in transit to Dover. But don’t worry, they’re somewhere, and an Air Force ground crew eventually will find them while cleaning an airplane. Probably during the next administration.

  34. 34

    Mandate!

    They Mandated I take away their Social Security!

    They Mandated higher priced goods!

  35. 35

    From news reports it sounds like the missing soldiers tried to drive an armored vehicle across a wood bridge, or tried to ford a river thinking it would float.

  36. 36

    Announced Keynote speaker, Florida Young Republicans, Tampa chapter. Andrew Tate

    Charged with multiple counts of rape, including rape of minors. human trafficking, and forming an organized crime group to sexually exploit women. Non-green card holding UK citizen on a tourist visa.

    Smarter adults told them ‘Hell No’ and he’s en route back to Romania and house arrest.

    Also, while he was in the Untied States at the direct intervention of the Trump administration intervening to het Romania to give him back is passport he probably caught another rape charge.

    According to Stern, Tate, 38, allegedly refused her pleas to stop until he finished having sex with her. It was only after he fell asleep that Stern says she rushed to the bathroom to photograph her injuries.

    The model, who reportedly met Tate last June while she was in Romania for a gig, was diagnosed as “post-concussive” four days later, according to emergency room discharge documents shared with the outlet

  38. 38

    @35

    My google fu is pretty good so I could be not finding but so far no official acknowledgement, statement of condolence, twat from the underaged groomer at the podium or official White House accounts.

  41. 41

    A gaggle of strangers in civilian clothes ambushed a Turkish grad student, threw her in a van, and flew her to Louisiana where she’s in an ICE lockup. It appears her valid student visa was summarily revoked, without notice or hearing, for “supporting terrorism.” In other words, she referred to Israel’s war in Gaza as “Palestinian genocide” in the student newspaper.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/federal-immigration-authorities-detain-international-tufts-graduate-st-rcna198158

  44. 44

    20,000 fewer vehicles produced per day after the new Nazi tariffs take full effect.

    I’ll take the win.

    I know it isn’t the Fat Hitler intention here. But when did that ever matter. And while the high unemployment, plunging GDP, and rising inflation this will produce will cause suffering, so does our cultural and economic addiction to cars. Our North American obsession with cars is a huge drain and burden on our economic capacity.

  45. 45

    If you’d like an easy way to search for local MAGA chud fascists in your area to target for boycotting, or maybe stopping by to leave an upper decker, here’s a convenient tool:

    https://www.publicsquare.com/

    Browse to it using an incognito or private browsing sesh. Refuse cookies. Click the “Near me” button. Don’t allow location. Enter a zip code.

    Voila! Convenient map coordinates for aerial strikes, boycott, protests, etc All the fascist shit stains you want to avoid conveniently gathered in a single local map.

  47. 47

    “Under the previous administration we looked like fools.”

    – Alcoholic wife beater Pete Hegseth

    Under this current administration we look like drunken fools someone needs to hide car keys from.

  48. 48

    One of the tattoos that the fascists are using to justify the kidnapping and torture is an autism awareness ribbon.

  49. 49

    Kash Patel’s personal and household security is being provided by private security contractors of his choosing, rather than by FBI or Secret Service.

    Because FBI or Secret Service agents would be obligated to disclose it when they observe their protectee using narcotics.

  50. 50

    Imagine the signal chats that haven’t been drunkenly shared with the media.

  51. 51

    While Putin actively violates the “limited” ceasefire he agreed to, and while slapping an industry killing 25% tariff on cars, Fat Hitler is offering to help his pal out by opening up U.S. markets to be flooded with Russian exports.

  52. 52

    “Girlfriend’s building” (residence) is not a legal target under the Geneva Conventions.

    So that’s the Trump Secretary of Defense admitting to a war crime and the Trump Vice President cheering it on and describing it as “excellent”.

  53. 53

    Trump Administration Abruptly Cuts Billions From State Health Services
    States have been told that they can no longer use grants that were funding infectious disease management and addiction services. Red states rely on federal public health grants more than blue states. These grants were just cut with virtually no notice.

    Republicans did that.

  54. 54

    Major US steel manufacturer laying off 600 in Dearborn, citing weak auto demand
    While the Minnesota workers were told they could be brought back to work within six months, Michigan workers were given no such assurances.

    Republicans did that.

  55. 55

    I literally have no explanation why flight reservations from Canada to the US for the summer travel season are down 70% from 2024 levels.

    Don’t they known this is the greatest country in the galaxy?

  56. 56

    Huh…

    Weird that the Mustang EV, the third best selling EV in the USA is assembled in Mexico.

    I had no idea.

  58. 58

    Because Alzheimers is just a state of mind.

    we’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women to the women between the fertilization and all of the other things that we’re talking about it’s gonna be it’s gonna be great. We’re uh joined today, heh, fertilize.

  59. 59

    The party that ran ads that Tammy Duckworth doesn’t stand up for America is super Butthurt over ‘Governor Hot Wheels’

  60. 60

    Frengel Reyes Mota was a taxpaying, productive, married, working parent and a completely legal resident with a pending case for asylum who had no criminal records anywhere, and no immigration violations. He came here “the right way” applying for and obtaining a legal, provisional residency while his application for asylum was being processed. He has no tattoos and no affiliations with any gangs.

    Today he’s in a torture-for-hire prison in El Salvador thanks to the new GOP Fascism and their consistently predictable incompetence.

    Yesterday the DC Circuit panel denied the Fascist’s motion for a stay of Judge Boasberg’s order. As information continues to trickle out about the true identities of the people the Fascists kidnapped and flew to El Salvador in defiance of a valid court order, the judge is now going to have to weigh the plight of these victims into any calculations about how to respond to Fascist’s contempt.

  62. 62

    Ken Paxton,

    “I have this default judgement of $113,000 and I demand the state of New York enforce it and extradite the defendant.”

    New York Superior Court

    “Everything in your claim is legal in the state of New York where all actions by your defendant took place. Kindly, and Respectfully…

    Fuck right off.”

  63. 63

    I’m sorry sugar tits but we’ve seen the polling. You saw what just happened in Pennsylvania where they cheated us out of a state district we’ve never lost. You have ti stay where you are, actually ben over just a little bit. Okay. Top button, undo it. Anyway the polls are clear that there isn’t anyone who can hold your seat even with my Soaring Greatness when the lying New York Democrats don’t let me just appoint a replacement. You have to stay in the house. Imagine that, a woman staying at house like Great America.

  64. 64

    Why tariffs?

    Electric vehicle sales in Europe rose 26% last month.

    Tesla sales in Europe plunged 40% last month.

    Gotta keep those nasty Volvos and Volkswagens BMWs out of the country for our boy Devin. You know Devin Devin Husk great guy meet with him all the time. You shit up I known his name. Who are you to correct me?

  67. 67

    @63 Well waddaya know, somebody advising Trump can do simple arithmetic. If Republicans lose both special elections in Florida, their House majority will shrink to 218-217. If they also lost Stefanik’s seat in New York, it would be …

  68. 68

    @63 Well waddaya know, somebody advising Trump can do simple arithmetic. If Republicans lose both special elections in Florida their House majority will shrink to 218-217. If they also lost Stefanik’s seat in New York, it would be …

  69. 69

    Another one. It appears the Orange Fascist is arbitrarily revoking student visas, kidnapping them on public streets in broad daylight, and spiriting them away to black sites, if he doesn’t like the content of their First Amendment protected political speech.

    This is a good place to pause and note that constitutional rights apply to everyone in the U.S. including visa holders and even illegals. (In other words, an illegal accused of a crime is entitled to the full panoply of due process rights.) And while foreign students on F-1 visas are guests in our country, it appears their visas can’t just be arbitrarily revoked. However, the Trump administration appears to be doing just that. Newsweek reported today (here,)

    A State Department official told Fox News that the agency has revoked more than 20 visas since President Donald Trump’s second term began on January 20, adding that the foreign nationals whose documentation was revoked are being processed for immediate deportation. The official added that the department is also reviewing hundreds of visas.

    These are the foreign students being singled out for visa review:

    people who have spoken out or demonstrated against the Israeli government’s ongoing war in the Gaza Strip.

    Not “pro-Hamas,” just “against the war.” Merely expressing sympathy for the innocent Palestinian civilian victims of the Gaza war is not only enough to get you thrown out of the Trump Kingdom, but also to get arrested and thrown in jail. All of which is cloaked in “national security concerns.” This policy could have been written by Netanyahu himself. Actually, I suspect it was.

  70. 70

    Asked point blank why DOJ isn’t investigating a now admitted violation of several US Laws, Scam Bondi gives the press a now 9 year old Whadabout

    if you want to talk about classified information, talk about what was at Hillary Clinton’s home

  71. 71

    @70

    We are LITERALLY the deep thinkers raised on weak clap backs and high fives and entire media networks telling us we’re never wrong.

  72. 72

    Rural 2-lane highway, light traffic moving at posted highway speed, unimpeded visibility.

    A rookie trooper, with a training officer in the passenger seat, is parked off the roadway on the shoulder, clocking passing traffic. He decides to pursue a speeder going in the opposite direction.

    To do this, he’s going to make a U-turn from the shoulder across his own travel lane. He doesn’t notice the car coming up from behind him. Nor does he activate his emergency lights.

    The state patrol car and passenger car sideswipe. The cops get the civilian driver’s insurance info and tell him the state is self-insured. Later, they make him pay for the police report, delete police camera footage, and redact police audio. Two weeks after the accident, the trainee resigned from the state patrol.

    The civilian driver and his passenger went to a hospital with minor injuries. He paid a $1,000 deductible to have his car repaired on his own insurance. The only thing he wants from the state is his out-of-pocket $1,000 reimbursed.

    The state denies his claim on “qualified immunity” grounds, citing a legal case the court published with a notation that it’s “non-precedential.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNKqXwYCods

  75. 75

    Border Patrol Union endorsed Trump, now Trump bans fed union bargaining
    including Border Patrol

    Republicans did that

  76. 76

    So how is the appeasement democrats strategy doing?
    Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand promised us that if they voted yes on the Republican budget, they’d be in a better position to fight the Trump admins’ illegal reallocation of federal spending:
    Trump admin just announced $300M in HHS cuts to New York, slashing federal HHS funding by 50%

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gm1QnHGWwAAsC1g.jpg:large

  77. 77

    Remember when Republicans promised if Roe v. Wade was overturned, they wouldn’t prosecute women who got abortions? They were lying through their teeth.

    Since the beginning of this year, Republican lawmakers have introduced bills in at least 10 states, including Georgia, Kentucky, Missouri, South Carolina, Texas, Oklahoma, Indiana, Iowa, Idaho and North Dakota, that aim to charge pregnant women with homicide if they seek out or receive an abortion.

    https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/5217297-republican-state-lawmakers-abortion-homicide-bills/

    Don’t be a bit surprised if they try to push this women into the electric chair or put them in front of a firing squad. That’s the next very short step. Oh, and one more thing: They don’t make distinctions between abortions (MURDER!!!) and miscarriages (MURDER!!!) You lose your baby, you die!!!

  78. 78

    As for tariffs on imported cars like Hondas and Toyotas, which Trump is about to make cost a lot more:

    The White House claims the tariffs will “protect America’s automobile industry,” which it says has been undermined by “excessive imports.”

    https://thehill.com/business/5218248-donald-trump-auto-tariffs-car-prices/

    Yeah, that’s right, he wants to FORCE you to buy American cars even if they’re overpriced junk.

    Oh, and if laid-off autoworkers think this will bring their jobs back, they haven’t been inside an assembly plant lately. The days when car factories needed thousands of workers are over.

  79. 79

    B-b-uttt the price of eggggs …

    The Federal Reserve’s key inflation measure rose more than expected in February while consumer spending also posted a smaller than projected increase, the Commerce Department reported Friday.

    The core personal consumption expenditures price index showed a 0.4% increase for the month, the biggest monthly gain since January 2024, putting the 12-month inflation rate at 2.8%. Economists surveyed by Dow Jones had been looking for respective numbers of 0.3% and and 2.7%.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/pce-inflation-february-2025-.html

    #itsbidensfault

  80. 80

    The Dow Jones Industrial Average, S&P 500, & Nasdaq Composite are starting day trending down, are down for the week, and are all worth less than they did at the start of the year.

    Republicans did that.

  81. 81

    Car Repossessions Hit Levels Unseen Since 2008 Financial Crisis

    Republicans did that

  82. 82

    LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid pricey subscription costs. Users don’t want to rent the software for the rest of their lives. LibreOffice is also standalone, with creator’s data stored on their computers, not the cloud.
    Same for Adobe Photoshop and 3d Studio Max. Users are moving to open source versions to avoid being forever renters of their expensive subscriptions. In the case of graphic software, to avoid embedded plagiarism scripts as well.

  84. 84

    America’s birth rate sparks fears for the economy
    Who can afford kids? If society wants more kids, pay the poor and middle class a lot more.

  85. 85

    Before traveling to Greenland Vice President Sofa-Fucker had his advance team head out and offer to pay Greenlanders to agree to appear in social media postings with the gender ambivalent fake “hillbilly” and his surprisingly masculine wife Usha.

    There were no takers.
    🤣❤️

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