The trailer for Joel Connelly’s latest column is out. “Just get me there!”
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Joel has gotten a bit whiny about anything to do with transportation, methinks. Especially anything that makes it hard for him to drive around. Sigh.
Ooo… Maybe Seattle should follow Gig Harbor’s lead by plowing the snow off the streets and onto the sidewalks then declaring a “State of Emergency” and urging everyone to walk instead of driving.
(As a side note, they’re several days late, if there was an emergency it was last weekend. The main roads are clear the side roads* are passable.)
*Vernhardson not Inc.**
** One of the steeper hills you’ll ever encounter.
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Everybody ought to just quite bitchin’. It’ll all be gone in a couple days. Damned pussies.
In case you missed Al Zaidi’s statements as he threw his shoes:
“This is a gift from the Iraqis; this is the farewell kiss, you dog!” And as he tossed the second shoe, there was this lovely sentiment: “This is from the widows, and the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq!”
@3 I like it! I hope he stuck some chewing gum to the sole before pitching it, or at least spit on it. Now let’s wait and see who gets pardoned on Jan. 19. Innocent people don’t need pardons, you know.
Innocent People Who Don’t Need Pardons (IPWDNP); Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condi, Rove, Blackwell, Kathryn Harris, Josh Bolton, John Bolton, Goss, Gonzalez, Tenet, Casey, Mukasey, Chertoff, WMD, Yellow Cake, Aluminum Tubes. Of course, he won’t pardon Colin Powell, the only one of the bunch to realize the lies and truths.
@3 In case you missed Harold Pinter’s statement as he figuratively threw his last shoes at BushCo:
“How many people do you have to kill before you qualify to be described as a mass murderer and a war criminal? One hundred thousand?
“The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them.”