Song of Solomon 4:5-6
Your breasts are perfect;
they are twin deer
feeding among lilies.
I will hasten to those hills
sprinkled with sweet perfume
and stay there till sunrise.
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Ok this is a little off topic but hopefully it doesn’t get deleted – it has a little tit and ass subject matter.
Uber getting complaints for overcharging last night after the explosion.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141575447
Well then don’t use thier service. Stop you bitching. I walked all last night.
Here is the tit and ass part – as I was walking last night down 8th avenue, a young white lady, with a big ass, and s cabbie were arguing. More like she was complaining at him because he dropped her off before her desired destination because of the blocked roads and diverted traffic. So she is upset and as she runs off she says to him “go back to your country”. I found it a little spaullung, so I yelled back at her, “shut up you fat ass”.
She probably is a Drumpf supporter. An explosion occurred, roads blocked all around. Cars not really moving to far, and little miss princess fat ass is a little upset. What dumb ass self centered dumb bitches (woman version of Neanderthal)
My breasts are like rhinos feeding among the cabbages. C’mon and get’m.
Oh.
For a sec I thought it was the Republican nominee talking about his daughter again.
Or Hillary pining for Huma Abedin.
@1 The cabbie is in the wrong here. Unless he could negotiate with the woman to change her plans he had an obligation to take the passenger to her destination. Doesn’t matter if she is a Trump or Hilliary, a raving fascist or a radical communist. She may have wanted the cabbie there just because of the situation. A cab is better protection than just walking down the street. The cabbie may have wanted to get somewhere else where he could et another fare out of the immediate area, only he’s already screwed. One can only hope his next passenger is John McClane a definite breast man. No offense to you women who admire and enjoy a perfect set of breasts.
Oh Solomon.
Just how do the Christians manage to play this off as the literal word of god. Does it mean God approves of porn, guess he loves the internet. Which could explain the lack of miracles these days as god is occupied. Is Syria the place blessed with his cum? Well it’s good to be the king.
@5 not sure about that. Maybe the canie should have just let her sit, going nowhere, and run up the fare.
But it’s also possible that she was complaining in the cab because she was inconvenienced by the traffic and the cabbie couldn’t take it any longer and so he tossed her out. Or maybe bad smells were coming from her vagina and he couldn’t take that any longer.
Uber might have been her better choice.
@6
It’s OT. It doesn’t count unless it’s Leviticus.
“One can only hope his next passenger is John McClane”
Are you kidding? He’d probably be in hot pursuit of someone or other, so he’d kick the cabbie out, commandeer the car and turn it into a crumpled, smoking wreck while muttering “Yippee kai-ai-ay mutherfucker.”
@4,
Only thing is, your party hero publicly admiring his teenage daughter’s breasts is an actual real thing that we all watched on television. Whereas the alt-Right, conspiracy theory lunacy about “HILLARY IS A LESBO MUSLIM LOVER”® is yet another 4chan masturbatory fantasy for racist bigot Republican cuckservatives that only exists inside the diminishing “conservative” event horizon.
I’m having a fantasy about Huma Abedin right now…..
@11,
of course you are.
Red pill, or blue?