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Goldy comes to terms with the break-up of his marriage

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/3/06, 10:30 am

The Seattle media is All Goldy All the Time this week!

This time Goldy writes for The Stranger about the real reason for his failed marriage:

All this time I thought my marriage had dissolved due to selfishness or immaturity or a failure to communicate, but now I no longer blame myself. I blame the gays for gnawing away at the institution of marriage and tearing asunder my daughter’s once-happy home.

But mostly, I blame Dan Savage.

Read the whole thing here.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 10:59 am

    Legislative bodies are entitled to believe anything they want to. For example:

    a) the moon is made of cheese
    b) printing money doesn’t make prices go up
    c) money has nothing to do with education

    and so on.

  2. 2

    REP Pat Kennedy [D-Bitchslap the Black Security Guard At LAX] spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 11:46 am

    Your “ex” will “own” you for the next 14 years. Enjoy!!

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 12:03 pm

    2

    The taxman will “own” your sorry ass FOREVER!! Enjoy!!

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  4. 4

    GBS spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 12:18 pm

    Ohhhhhh, Goldy, is this ever going to cost you. Talk to Mark The Lying Redneck Bush, but I think the going rate in this state is $500,000.

  5. 5

    REP Pat Kennedy [D-Bitchslap the Black Security Guard At LAX] spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 12:53 pm

    3, That’s not what my CPA sezs!!! hehe, and fuck you, “guvment” hack!, JCH

  6. 6

    REP Pat Kennedy [D-Bitchslap the Black Security Guard At LAX] spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 12:55 pm

    4, a half a million PLUS HER lawyer fees. No doubt she will use Goldstein, Stein, Loeb, and Lowenstein, ESQ [hourly rates at $350 an hour!] Enjoy!! JCH

  7. 7

    GBS spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 2:40 pm

    @ 6:

    You’re not too bright, are you?

  8. 8

    REP Pat Kennedy [D-Bitchslap the Black Security Guard At LAX] spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 2:58 pm

    E3 GBS, Time for your meds?

  9. 9

    GBS spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 3:04 pm

    @ 8:

    At least I really served in America’s military. Unlike you.

    Why did you lie about serving in the military?

  10. 10

    Horseofanothercolor spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 4:29 pm

    GBS @ 9
    What was the story again regarding JCH and the big lie?
    (I love hearing that one over and over)

  11. 11

    Mike Webb Sucks spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 5:32 pm

    All this time I thought my marriage had dissolved due to selfishness or immaturity or a failure to communicate, but now I no longer blame myself. I blame the gays for gnawing away at the institution of marriage and tearing asunder my daughter’s once-happy home.

    What did I just read?

  12. 12

    The Socialist spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 5:37 pm

    Im sorry about your marrage Goldie.

  13. 13

    Mike Webb Sucks spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 5:43 pm

    Goldy it’s tragic about your marriage but YOU trumpetgay marriage!

  14. 14

    The Socialist spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 5:43 pm

    A Chemical Imbalance
    Growing seawater acidity threatens to wipe out coral, fish and other crucial species worldwide.

    http://www.latimes.com/

  15. 15

    Mike Webb Sucks spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 5:53 pm

    Wow an almost moonbat free thread. Must be the info Goldy put out goes against moonbattiness!

  16. 16

    sgmmac spews:

    Thursday, 8/3/06 at 11:33 pm

    Goldy is divorced because he’s gay???????

  17. 17

    ! spews:

    Friday, 8/4/06 at 12:41 am

    The most probable reason your marriage broke up is because you are obnoxious.

  18. 18

    N6FcptlR9U spews:

    Friday, 8/4/06 at 2:01 am

    O4zvU4YxQNXKGl qLtRk2Hw3mBqvQ zZt2ePFDM9S4Kt

  19. 19

    pbj spews:

    Friday, 8/4/06 at 1:03 pm

    Did he explain why his wife quit claimed his house to him?

  20. 20

    pbj spews:

    Friday, 8/4/06 at 1:04 pm

    And what the HELL does gay marriage have to do with it?

  21. 21

    pbj spews:

    Friday, 8/4/06 at 1:05 pm

    @16,

    Oh hell, Goldstein wouldn’t go fight for any nation. He is too much of a weeny.

  22. 22

    Harry Tuttle spews:

    Wednesday, 8/9/06 at 6:55 am

    Senator Lieberman lost his primary in Connecticut this evening to Ned Lamont. He has had his chance to prove to the voters of Connecticut that he has listened to them on the war in Iraq, on which justices should sit on the Supreme Court, and on basic bread-and-butter issues – in short, that he still represented them.

    He failed.

    But instead of accepting the decision of the people of Connecticut, he has instead decided to run an independent campaign for the Senate, speaking of “unity” and “purpose”. Instead, his actions this evening are bound to sow division rather than create a sense of unity. His actions are little more than placing personal aggrandizement ahead of the greater good.

    In short, Senator Lieberman has become a sore loser.

    He prefers focusing on the image in his mirror rather than focusing on the needs of his constituents and his party.

    I am asking that each of you contact Senators Murray and Cantwell tomorrow morning and every single day from now until they state publicly that Senator Lieberman should withdraw from the Connecticut Senate race.

    I am also asking that you contact Senator Chuck Schumer, who is running the DSCC this election cycle, to make it clear that he should also not only do the same as Senators Murray and Cantwell, but should make it clear publicly to Senator Lieberman that, as an independent, he no longer has the support of the Democratic Party.

    Toll Free Phone Numbers:
    (866) 808-0065
    (888) 355-3588

    Senator Lieberman’s attempt to run an independent campaign will take away money needed for local Congressional and statewide campaigns in Connecticut at a time when every seat in the Congress counts. It will exacerbate tensions between moderates and liberals within our party. And it will, in the end, become a vortex for cash, energy and organizational effort that would be better spent on other campaigns across the nation.

    Senator Lieberman can leave the field with honor, or he can be dragged off of the political stage, leaving a twisted and diminished remnant behind of what he once represented.

    We must force our Senators and our party to make it clear which choice Senator Lieberman should take.

    It is time for Lieberman to stop thinking only about Lieberman.

    Help break his mirror.

    Rich Erwin
    Vice Chair: Membership
    41st LD Democrats

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