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Everyone, please look for your ballot. It should be in the mail. Soon you’ll start to see social media pieces where someone has already voted when you don’t even have your ballot yet. So you start to freak out. What if I never vote again, you think to yourself. But then you get it, and remember to vote by November 7.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    In Alex jones case, I’m glad to see the wheels of justice finally grinding Jones into a thin slime.

  2. 2

    How is Jim “The pleas for help are coming from the locker room” Jordan supposed to negate the voters and install trump if he can’t get elected Speaker?

    As we know, Gym doesn’t understand the concept of “No” so this still might take awhile.

  4. 4

    Having previously rejected a very lenient plea bargain offer from Fulton County and demanding criminal discovery and jury selection, former Trump campaign lawyer Kenneth Chesebro has today agreed to plead guilty to state criminal RICO charges and provide cooperation against the remaining co-conspirators, including America’s Dumbest Fascist.

  5. 5

    Greta Thunberg claiming the stuffed octopus toy behind her in the photo of her supporting Gaza was not meant to be anti-Semitic is as believable as Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s use of an eggplant as his selected vegetable in a spew about black people was not meant to be racist.

    “If Condoleezza dropped a watermelon from the roof…”

    Peter Ratener, 60, who has taught at Bellevue Community College for more than 25 years, said Wednesday night at a trustees meeting that the question on an exam last month was an “egregious mistake.”

    It began, “Condoleezza holds a watermelon just over the edge of the roof of the 300-foot (90-meter) Federal Building, and tosses it up with a velocity of 20 feet (6 meters) per second.” The question then asked students to determine when the watermelon would hit the ground.

    https://www.diverseeducation.com/leadership-policy/article/15081962/community-college-instructor-apologizes-for-racially-insensitive-question-regarding-condoleezza-rice

    We know exactly what you’re doing, libbies. Stop doing it and we’ll stop calling you out.

  6. 6

    @ 5

    I’ll give credit for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s greatly reduced use of racial slurs.

    I’ll give credit for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s cessation of telling us how much he made in a specific day on a specific trade.

    Call them on it, and they’ll behave differently.

  7. 7

    @2 Being the centerpiece of the GOP’s plot to block certification of Biden’s re-election, Gym will NEVER bow out. This morning, he announced his intention to beat McCarthy’s record of 15 votes. The strategy is clear: Gym or NOTHING. Let the government shut down. Let Ukraine and Israel lose their wars. Leave the border unguarded.

    Hamas is watching closely to see if they can glean some tips for their own hostage negotiations.

  10. 10

    @ 8

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has no clue that he’s spewing about an anomaly that began in 2018 and ended in 2019.

    The amount of energy crabs needed from food in 2018 — the first year of a two-year marine heat wave in the region — may have been as much as quadrupled compared to the previous year, researchers found.
    …
    “2018 and 2019 were an extreme anomaly in sea ice in the Bering Sea, something that we’d never seen before,” Szuwalski said.

    Too often, too much is made of an unusual event. Measuring temperatures on a single peninsula extending northward from Antarctica does not provide data points representative of the entire continent, and yet environmental policy is made and enforced based upon this type of stupidity.

    Stupidity is what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does.

  12. 12

    @10 The complete context of the quote is:

    “Temperatures around the Arctic have warmed four times faster than the rest of the planet, scientists have reported. Climate change has triggered a rapid loss in sea ice in the Arctic region, particularly in Alaska’s Bering Sea, which in turn has amplified global warming.

    “’2018 and 2019 were an extreme anomaly in sea ice in the Bering Sea, something that we’d never seen before,’ Szuwalski said. ‘There was maybe 4% of the coverage of ice that we’ve historically seen, and to know whether or not that’s going to continue going forward is hard to say.’

    “What’s happening with Alaska’s crabs is proof the climate crisis is rapidly accelerating and impacting livelihoods, Szuwalski said. He knew this was going to happen at some point, but he ‘didn’t expect it to happen so soon.’”

    Explain how 2018-2019 was a one-off and conditions for snow crabs will get better.

  13. 13

    Well more fun from GOP criminals.

    Not only did Sarah Huckabee buy a podium for 3-4 times the going rate, not only did she buy it from a friends’ business that has never ever sold a podium before and at the same time as the purchase travel on a luxury trip to France that friend and yet another friend, not only was friend #3 an organizer of the Jan 6th event that turned into a riot and attempt to overthrow the government and not only do documents appear to have been altered after the fact including the original ‘invoice’ for the podium itself….

    The company that allegedly manufactured the Podium which they say has a maximum price of $7500 with every possible customization they offer, but they say, based on pictures the Governor’s office has provided to prove the $19k podium exists, it’s a counterfeit of one of their designs.

    Governor Huckabee has clammed up saying ‘If I answer questions that’s all you the media will focus on instead of the real important work I’m doing. I’d rather talk about what I’m doing for the citizens of my state.”

    But Governor, it’s now clear SOMEONE forged documents in an official budget from your office. That’s a felony. So who was it? Does the Buck stop with you?

    That important work by the way included trying to have any records of Gubernatorial Travel shielded from FOIA disclosure AND an executive order banning ‘woke’ language this week.

  14. 14

    “Two American hostages, a mother and her daughter, are being released by Hamas, according to a person familiar with the negotiations and a diplomatic source.” — CNN

    Roger Rabbit Response: That’s nice, but release ALL hostages NOW, including the U.S. Congress.

  15. 15

    Call them on it, and they’ll behave differently.

    This has never stopped this emasculated troll from coming here to share easily dismissed conservatard media lies and even quite a few of his own making.

    There is no intellectual consistency that a “conservative” will not instantly abandon for the sake of “scoring liberal tears”.

  16. 16

    @12. The greedy racist incel is a legendary expert in carcinology don’t cha know, along with his legendary knowledge of blast radius damage and inner city crime.

  17. 17

    Governor Huckabee has clammed up. ” I’d rather talk about what I’m doing for the citizens of my state.”
    She made it illegal to use Woke Words. She has let little kids work in the meat packing plants. Arkansas ranks among the worst states for education and child welfare.
    Yeah she’s doing things.

  18. 18

    Gym has been kicked out of the nomination by a majority of House Republicans faced with their own hopelessness. And the caucus has also voted to quit for the week, go home, play some golf and work on the boat.

    Israel and Ukraine must continue to suffer and beg while the members of the country club hang out, sip bloody marys and bitch about taxes and “gimmee-gimmees”.

  19. 19

    Looks like the dumbfuck troll’s safe spaces for today are Greta and crabs.

    Call them on it, and they’ll behave differently.

    And yet the dumbfuck troll and the rest of the GQP have been called out countless times for being Putin-loving fascist traitors who are trying to end our democracy. Go figure.

  21. 21

    Mitt Romney talks a good game, and sounds like a wise old man, but I still don’t like how he made his money.

    NORAH O’DONNELL: “Privately, what do you hear from fellow Republicans in the Senate?”

    MITT ROMNEY: “I don’t think I’ve heard a single member of my caucus, the Republicans in the Senate, say, ‘You know, Donald Trump is great. Aren’t we lucky to have him as our leader?’ … Donald Trump represents a failure of character, which is changing, I think, in many respects, the psyche of our nation and the heart of our nation. And that’s something which takes a long time – if ever – to repair.”

    ROGER RABBIT: We’ve heard before that Republicans disparage Trump in private, but it’s what they say (or don’t say) in public that matters. They’re all cowards.

    NORAH O’DONNELL: “You were once the party’s nominee, and now you’re a pariah in the Republican Party.”

    MITT ROMNEY: “Yeah, that’s, that’s saying it in a gentle way, yeah. I mean, yeah, no question. I don’t really have a home in my party … I come from a tradition of, you know, Ronald Reagan, and George Herbert Walker Bush, and George W. Bush, and John McCain. … Those are the people that have shaped our party: anti-Putin, anti-Russia, anti-authoritarians, anti-Kim Jong Un, very strong on foreign policy, involved in the world because it’s in America’s interest, character counts, that the character of our leaders makes a difference and it shapes the character of our country. That’s the party I’ve come from. And I don’t recognize that in the great majority of our party today. And that, for me, is very troubling.”

    ROGER RABBIT: Today’s GOP is a cult whose foreign policy lodestar is isolationism, led by a dictator-worshipping criminal. Yeah, I can see why Romney isn’t a good fit anymore. And while his emphasis on character is touching, I still don’t like how he made his money.

    Source of quotes: https://www.aol.com/mitt-romney-says-doesnt-home-160412161.html

  23. 23

    Two outs, nobody on base, Pete Sessions or Kevin Hern or Austin Scott or Jack Bergman or Tom Emmer or Byron Donalds coming to bat as pinch hitter for McHenry.

    Maybe the fans should just fire the fucking manager.

  25. 25

    SCANDAL!!!!!!!!! Strongest evidence yet!!!

    Headline: “Republicans reveal $200,000 DIRECT personal check from James Biden to Joe Biden they claim is evidence of Biden family’s influence peddling scheme”

    Story: “Republicans reveal a $200,000 personal check from James Biden to Joe Biden that they say is the strongest evidence yet that the president was directly involved in his family’s business dealings.”

    Details (many paragraphs later): “James Biden wrote a $200,000 check to ‘Joseph R. Biden’ from his personal account for a ‘loan repayment.'”

    More details (many more paragraphs later): “‘Even if this was a personal loan repayment, it’s still troubling that Joe Biden’s ability to be paid back by his brother depended on the success of his family’s shady financial dealings,’ Comer states.” IMPEACH JAMES BIDEN!

    See story here. See check here. I wonder if it bounced?

  26. 26

    @14

    This is where Fox and Dumbfuck would praise the strong leadership of the president who got the evildoers to release some Americans.

  29. 29

    Not only did Sarah Huckabee buy a podium for 3-4 times the going rate…..

    She’s a pig, like one of the horses.

    She’s a Scummy Mum for Fascism.

  30. 30

    Tesla is down 3.69% today, down further after hours.

    In other news, Momala still leads DeSantis in RCP’s Favorability Ratings.

  32. 32

    24,
    There is no huge, overwhelming downside as I see it if Republicans remain in a state of complete failure right on through the elections next November.

    Yes, 25% of the government shuts down. Ultimately air travel would wind way down and airlines would have to close, as an overwhelming percentage of air traffic controllers would be forced to quit and take work that pays. Passport processing would stop. Agricultural loans and crop insurance would stop. National Parks and monuments, including the main attraction in DC would be locked down and closed off. Food safety inspections would stop and a lot of grocery store shelves would eventually empty out.

    No one seriously contemplates a SHIT DOWN lasting for a year. And it would actually require specific and significant effort on the part of the House majority to allow it. The minute enough House Republicans walk off the job, Democrats hold a majority of those present and voting and may thus elect their own Speaker and pass a CR through the end of next year. So 213 House Republicans would have to return to DC at least every three days in perpetutity to reapprove another recess. And that’s essentially where they are at right now. They can’t unfuck themselves. And they can’t just quit and walk away for more than three days.

    So in order to sustain this clusterfuck the Republican Party has to own the fuck out of it, over and over again, at least every three days, forever. The minute just ten House Republicans decide they can’t take it anymore and refuse to come to the floor Hakim Jeffries can call the question and 212 Democrats can elect him the Speaker.

    So even in the impossible timeline where weak-willed, spineless shit eating House Republicans summon the unity and fortitude to hold out, they fuck themselves into oblivion. America would never forgive them for the kind of destruction their useless, partisan infighting would impose. And they’d lose a hundred House seats and ten Senate seats in the fall.

    DOOOEEEEEEET!

  34. 34

    @30 “Tesla is down 3.69% today, down further after hours.”

    Update: Tesla is now up 12 cents after hours. So, after being down $8.12 in regular trading, today’s loss is only $8.00 (-3.64%).

  36. 36

    34,
    Is an options contract unit normally 100 shares?

    Asking for a Dumbfuck.

  38. 38

    @36 Yes. For example, if a dumbfuck sells 10 naked puts on Tesla with a strike price of $280, he may have incurred a contractual obligation to buy 1,000 shares of TSLA for $280,000 and sell them for $211,990 in exchange for whatever payment he received on the puts, say, $150 a contract (I’m guessing; I don’t know what TSLA puts sell for).

  40. 40

    America’s Dumbest Fascist caught a couple of small breaks in court today.

    Judge Engoron bought the explanation from his lawyers that Trump’s own web bots were responsible for reupping the offending web pages.But it seems like that excuse is now exhausted.
    And Judge Chutkan granted Team Dumbshit a short administrative stay to allow the parties to brief the court on Trump’s arguments opposing her gag order. Which she will presumably quickly reimpose next week after America’s Dumbest Fascist spends his weekend threatening to “hang for treason all who dare testify against me”.

    Give him rope.
    He’ll take care of the rest.

  41. 41

    @40 I wouldn’t entrust Trump with a rope near a tree if a MAGA mob is present. But one out of three might be okay.

  42. 42

    And the five lowest-paying college degrees are …

    Family and consumer sciences: $52,850
    Fine arts: $53,450
    Elementary education: $54,900
    Social work: $55,060
    General education: $58,000

    Learning to be a teacher: Total waste, right down there with modern dance and home economics. Social workers? Who needs ’em? We need more cops with clubs, tasers, and guns. [sarcasm]

    https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4267072-the-5-highest-and-lowest-paying-college-degrees-in-the-us/

  43. 43

    We need more cops with clubs, tasers, and guns. [sarcasm]

    Cops earn six figures for a HS diploma and less formal “training” than a state licensed cosmetologist.

  44. 44

    Although the Gaza hospital disaster is fading from the news, the cause is still being debated, with questions raised about the evidence that it was an errant Islamic Jihad missile. What skeptics are saying:

    1. Al Jazeera says its analysis of videos concluded the flash in the sky was consistent with an Iron Dome missile intercept.

    2. Channel 4, a British TV network, says its video analysis doesn’t prove a link between the midair and ground explosions.

    3. Israel said the Islamic Jihad missile was fired from a cemetery, but BBC News said there’s no cemetery at that location.

    4. A London-based British forensic expert said crater and fragment patterning indicates the missile came from the other direction, i.e. the Israeli-controlled side of the Gaza perimeter.

    5. A Britain-based Doppler analysis of video audio indicates the same thing.

    6. A Netanyahu aide initially posted that the Israeli Air Force struck a terrorist base inside a hospital, then quickly deleted the post, and issued a denial a couple hours later.

    7. The Doppler analyst said the audio recording of a purported Hamas conversation blaming Islamic Jihad is a splice of two different channels. Channel 4 said analysis of syntax, accent, and tone of voice calls the recording into question.

    8. The small crater and light damage to buildings rules out an aircraft-dropped bomb exploding at ground level, but other sources suggest it could have been an air-bursting bomb or artillery shell. (Note, Palestinians don’t have artillery.)

    9. Other sources have noted that Israel has a history of bombing hospitals and schools, and rhetoric by Israeli military figures hasn’t ruled out attacking such targets if terrorists are thought to be hiding there.

    10. Biden said U.S. intelligence concluded the hospital was hit by a Palestinian missile.

    Fog of war — we still don’t know what hit the hospital, or why it was hit. What all sources agree on is that the site isn’t readily accessible to neutral investigators, so direct evidence (such as recovered fragments) is lacking.

  46. 46

    “As part of his plea deal, Chesebro admitted that he conspired to put forward fake GOP electors in Georgia with Trump and former Trump lawyers Rudy Giuliani and John Eastman. Giuliani and Eastman have both pleaded not guilty in the Georgia case, and now face the prospect of Chesebro taking the witness stand against them.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/20/politics/kenneth-chesebro-georgia-election-subversion/index.html

    Guess who else will go shopping for plea deals? I predict that, at the end of the day, all the dominoes will fall except for one stubborn holdout who will insist on going to trial and at sentencing will express no remorse and will call the judge unflattering names.

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