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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/27/24, 8:25 am

The other day I took the rush hour bus from Pioneer Square to Belltown. It’s a route I take frequently, but much more often when it’s gross out. And gosh is 3rd Ave so nice to take the bus through without cars.

Metro has figured it out. The drivers pass each other. The staggered stops are close enough that you can walk, but keep everything going.

Still, every once in a while, a column will suggest putting cars back on 3rd. And I want you to know that the people who write those are bad. Bad people who deserve bad things in their life. As Amazon pushes more people to come in to work, we have to resist the call of these bad people.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:29 am

    Boxcheck Momala losing supporters right and left.

    Tim Graham
    @TimJGraham

    Is this the @nytimes being a little upset at never getting an interview from Biden-Harris?

    “For the vice president, speaking with Ms. Ruhle was roughly in the same ballpark as Mr. Trump having one of his regular chats with Sean Hannity of Fox News.”
    From nytimes.com
    8:37 AM · Sep 26, 2024

    She’s blowing softball interviews almost as frequently as she blew Willie Brown back when she was trying to jumpstart her career.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:31 am

    And yet…

    The forecast is still in toss-up range, but we’re getting to the point where we’d say we’d rather have Harris’s hand to play.

    – Nate Silver’s blog

  3. 3

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:35 am

    as she blew Willie Brown

    90 year old Willie Brown is kreepshit’s new Willie Horton..

    “teh black guy”… of Cali…

    kreepshit prays for a sex tape to play on the nightly newz.. A kreepshot of Willie’s junk..

    yawwn.. next?

  4. 4

    Donnie spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:38 am

    Recession – oh where oh where arth thou!

    This is my economy…. I did such a wonderful job. I did the best job. Vote for me, your pig vomit mother fucker!

  5. 5

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:42 am

    the same ballpark as Mr. Trump having one of his regular chats with Sean Hannity

    i.e. two can play at that game.. fuck the butthurt gotcha freeks…

    who strangely treat drumpf with kid gloves for access, avoid being blackballed.. in most cases just as bad as with Hannity.. whatevs..

    the “hardball” interviews just feature the orange klown spewing batshit babble that isn’t challenged..

  6. 6

    Donnie spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:46 am

    DJIA – up close to 60% in the last 5 years.

    I did that! It was all me! Me! Me! ME! ME!

    Your pig fucker mother fucker!

  7. 7

    Viscuous Roll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:00 am

    Mitt Romney coming out and tacitly stating the reason he hasn’t endorsed Harris because he’s afraid for his Family’s safety is an acknowledgement MAGA IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.

    People know where I stand on Donald Trump and that’s enough,” Romney told The Post.
    …
    He has also cited concerns for the safety of his family as one reason for his reluctance to endorse her, a person familiar with his thinking said, also speaking on the condition of anonymity to disclose private conversations.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:09 am

    @ 7

    Mitt Romney coming out and tacitly stating the reason he hasn’t endorsed Harris because he’s afraid for his Family’s safety is an acknowledgement MAGA IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.

    Remind me about Jon Tester’s reason for not endorsing Boxcheck Momala, please?

  9. 9

    Ignoramus Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:19 am

    @8

    Remind me why in Montana a Democratic Senator running for reelection wouldn’t endorse St. Peter or Paul the Evangelist if they were registered Democrats?

    Sad. Low energy.

  10. 10

    Donnie spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:19 am

    We like to be called the American Taliban.

  11. 11

    Donnie spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:24 am

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/history-says-the-stock-market-will-make-a-big-move-now-that-interest-rates-are-falling/ar-AA1rj11d?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=91f572a014814eeb9e1b2388267ffc7e&ei=10

    Not fair! THEY ARE TRYING TO FUCK ME. THIS IS RIGGED AGAINST ME!

    I CAN’T WAIT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS….OH WAIT, THIS IS MY DOING! I CREATED THIS! THIS GREAT ECONOMY IS MY DOING! THOSE RADICAL LEFT COMMIES ARE TRYING TO TAKE CREDIT FOR MY HEROICS!

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:43 am

    Zelensky sure looks like a little guy when standing next to Donald Trump. He must be loving today’s meeting.

    Remember it was Kamala’s immediate superior, leader of the Biden-Harris Administration itself, in mid-2022, who opined that an end to the war would involve Ukraine ceding lost territory:

    Biden says Ukraine might have to give Russia land in ‘negotiated settlement’

    And let’s not forget that Biden wanted Zelensky to cut and run:

    Biden also reportedly irked Ukrainian officials in January, when he allegedly told Zelensky to brace for a “sack” of Kyiv. White House National Security Council spokesperson Emily Horne described the report as “completely false.” But Zelensky later said he rejected a US offer to fly him to safety with the remark: “The fight is here; I need ammunition, not a ride.”

    When he showed some lucidity, Joe Biden was a coward. These days he’s not even able to show that he follows the news.

  13. 13

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:51 am

    5,

    The voters they must reach in the coming weeks are not reading political coverage in the NYT or watching Meet the Press.
    So the candidates face choices about how to spend their time.

    Trump being Trump can call in to Fox and Friends and say more insane bigoted shit, talk about shark batteries, and issue more vague threats of violence, and know that it will go viral and hopefully reach the gun-humping incel building bombs in his mom’s garage, or crazy uncle liberty in a rehab center outside Reno.

    But Vice President Harris, being a basically sane and lovely person, can’t rely on that kind virality that only comes from shitting your pants and setting your hair on fire.
    So she has to choose her time and place more carefully to reach super scheduled suburban moms with three jobs, college work-study scholars who volunteer at women’s shelters, and Millennials who’ve never had cable or subscriptions of any kind.

    And Harris and her campaign are intelligent enough to understand that the key relationships a President develops with influential media personalities usually begin on the campaign. They can read polls too.

  14. 14

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:51 am

    Key Fed inflation gauge at 2.2% in August, lower than expected
    The PCE price index, a measure the Fed focuses on to measure the cost of goods and services in the U.S. economy, rose 0.1% for the month, putting the 12-month inflation rate at 2.2%.
    Excluding food and energy, core PCE rose 0.1% in August and was up 2.7% from a year ago.
    The all-items inflation gauge was below Wall Street estimates and the lowest since early 2021.

  15. 15

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 9:58 am

    Biden also reportedly irked Ukrainian officials in January, when he allegedly told Zelensky to brace for a “sack” of Kyiv.

    And while the report was indeed completely false, it happens to have taken place the last time House Republicans, under the failed, weak, and cowardly groveling leadership of a guy who has his son monitor his iPhone for porn, attempted to shut down the federal government at the direction of Vladimir Putin.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:04 am

    @ 14

    The all-items inflation gauge was below Wall Street estimates and the lowest since early 2021.

    The Fed prefers to follow the core PCE index, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

    Core PCE is up to 2.7%, the highest since April. You need to understand, you cerebrally challenged homosexual, that declining gas prices mean little if you can’t afford to repair your non-running car, which you’re living out of it because you can’t afford rent.

  17. 17

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:06 am

    an end to the war would involve Ukraine ceding lost territory:

    Funny hasn’t that been the babbling of drumpf since day one?

    We must always remember the “serious” take on Ukraine:

    https://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-alleged-russian-asset-tim-pool-screams-that-ukraine-is-the-enemy-of-the-us/

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:07 am

    In the second quarter this year credit card debt increased by $27 billion.

    Credit card debt is 5.8% higher than a year ago. Perhaps The Even Bigger Fucking Moron can gin something positive out of that rapidly approaching train wreck.

  19. 19

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:08 am

    And furthermore..

    Wouldn’t drumpf agree that Ukraine is really the “enemy”? ‘member when it was really Ukraine who “interfered” in the 2016 election?

    Trump and his allies have floated the theory that the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike hid a server of Clinton’s emails from a 2016 intelligence community investigation — and that Ukraine somehow controlled Crowdstrike. We found no evidence that Crowdstrike ever worked on issues around Clinton’s private email server. Crowdstrike was involved in investigating the hack of the Democratic National Committee, which is altogether different from the Clinton emails. Intelligence officials have warned lawmakers that the conspiracy has been promoted by a yearslong Russian campaign to frame Ukraine for the hack.

    https://www.politifact.com/article/2019/dec/03/what-we-know-about-politico-story-heart-ukraine-co/

    How in kreepshit world is Ukraine “not” the enemy? Sure they are.. Look how much munee Ukraine is costing us. Munee that could go to tax cuts that benefit “all levels”..

    A better deal would be Afghanistan any day.. yawwwn..

  20. 20

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:14 am

    Credit card debt is 5.8% higher than a year ago.

    And how is that Joe and Kamala’s fault? Times are tight, you tighten the belt.

    Need more munee? Get a better paying jerb. or work another jerb..

    A credit card purchase is a personal decision. Don’t tell us now, as a klownservatic, that kreepshit is shirking personal responsibility..

    Just blame it on Joe. Kreepshit’s impending IRS audit is at stake.

  21. 21

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:15 am

    @ 13

    So she has to choose her time and place more carefully to reach super scheduled suburban moms with three jobs…

    This is what the Biden-Harris Administration brags are three created jobs under its leadership.

    As does the BLS.

  22. 22

    Donnie spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:16 am

    @14

    Thanks Red – see @11.

    THIS WAS MY DOING! SEE, I AM A GENIUS!!!!! NOBODY CAN REPLICATE ALL THAT I HAVE DONE!! I AM THE PIG FUCKER!

    AND OH, DON’T LISTEN TO THAT HORSE COCK SUCKER @16!

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:18 am

    @ 20

    And how is that Joe and Kamala’s fault? Times are tight, you tighten the belt.

    And get @ 13 two more jobs, apparently.

    According to Welfare Queen YLB, it’s not Joe and Kamala’s fault if you borrow on your last remaining credit card with room to borrow so that you can feed your family.

    So serious is our precious Welfare Queen YLB.

  24. 24

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:19 am

    three created jobs under its leadership.

    heh.. now we’re talking here about busy women who in certain states risk dying of sepsis in a hospital parking lot..

    the same women who “didn’t matter” in 2022 and still “won’t matter” in 2024..

    cuz’ “fill the tank, make the rent”.. (rolls eyes)..

  25. 25

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:21 am

    And get @ 13 two more jobs, apparently.

    Hey isn’t called “working hard”?? or “bootstrapping”?

    Now the klownservatic kreepshit is against that?

    Well it’s counting on that kind of resentment to avoid an IRS audit for damn sure.

  26. 26

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:24 am

    Your move, mullahs.

    Israel Defense Forces
    @IDF

    “Moments ago, the Israel Defense Forces carried out a precise strike on the Central Headquarters of the Hezbollah terror organization…taking the necessary action to protect our people so that Israeli families can live in their homes, safely and securely.”

    Listen to IDF Spokesperson RAdm. Daniel Hagari’s full statement on the precise strike conducted on Hezbollah’s Central Headquarters.
    9:09 AM · Sep 27, 2024

    Your move, too, libbies.

  27. 27

    No drama, please! spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:28 am

    “Bad people who deserve bad things in their life.”

    You really are a drama queen! Give it a rest!

  28. 28

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:30 am

    an end to the war would involve Ukraine ceding lost territory

    Since that time, because MAGA Mike turned to Hakeem Jeffries for rescue, Russia has lost territory.

    And Russia is projected to begin running out of weapons systems and ammunition as early as next year but no later than 2026. Perhaps the bigger question will be where they can find enough alcoholic, criminal and cognitively impaired conscripts to fill all those salvaged BMPs before they inevitably go up in flaming horror.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:30 am

    i admit I haven’t been following that closely, but this is apparently the Hezbollah leadership organizational chart.
    ·
    Lonelier at the top than Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit in his shithole now that his family has disowned him.

  30. 30

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:32 am

    @ 28

    …where they can find enough alcoholic, criminal and cognitively impaired conscripts…

    Well, pretty soon some members of The Biden Crime Family will need jobs. Tap turned off right quick in late June for those assholes.

  31. 31

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:35 am

    Your move, too, libbies.

    So according to kreepshit, IDF learned from 2006.

    An Israeli operation to take the southern town of Bint Jbeil – where Nasrallah publicly declared Israel’s defeat in 2000 – also failed.

    Instead its soldiers were ambushed by a “withering array of Hezbollah small arms, machine guns, rocket-propelled grenades, antitank missiles, mortars, and short-range rockets”.

    For all Israel’s legendary military prowess, it never managed to take the town. Hezbollah’s media outlets boasted of its victories against Israel…

    On the Israeli side, the death toll stood at 157, mostly soldiers. Around 300,000 people were displaced from their homes in the north of the country.

    https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israels-2006-invasion-lebanon-and-stalemate-hezbollah

    If not this time, well, a third time is often the “charm”..

  32. 32

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:38 am

    This is what the Biden-Harris Administration brags are three created jobs

    Senior managing architect? ✅

    Full time mother, housekeeper, and cook?

    Church counselor, soccer coach, student mentor, and planning commission volunteer?

    TIL Bureau of Labor and Statistics finally has agreed to recognize all the unpaid work done by women in America.

    I guess that makes Trump both a professional golfer and a professional sex worker.

  33. 33

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:38 am

    Welfare Queen YLB has already filed for unemployment and food stamps in 29 states using J.D. Vance’s SSN.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:39 am

    @ 31

    If not this time, well, a third time is often the “charm”..

    Meanwhile, Welfare Queen YLB keeps Hezbollah in her prayers.

  35. 35

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:42 am

    29 states using J.D. Vance’s SSN.

    jerkoff dickhead bowman “doxxed”… ya don’t say kreepshit..

    someone call the secret service..

    And now everyone in credit card debt is thanking kreepshit for sage “advice”..

    a credit to humanity.. IRS.. beg off now..

  36. 36

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:45 am

    30,
    As with Trump, Manafort, Stone, Gaetz, and so many other Republicans, they might need a fallback for that fallback.

    Biden/Harris having broken OPEC, and with the House of Saud cranking up output, and prices expected to fall, Putin will be unable to make his payroll pretty soon. He needs this over in the next six months. That’s why he’s backing Fat Hitler with everything he can.

  37. 37

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:03 am

    “Hezbollah”

    stop killing women and children and other non-combatants in Gaza.. score is well over 50k vs 1.2 k.. making over a million suffer on crowded beaches in tents.

    There’d be no Hamas if there wasn’t an occupation since 1967.. and it’s well documented that Israel supported Hamas over Fatah and the PLO with munee when it was convenient. and even recently Bibi sent Hamas suitcases of cash.

    There’s be no Hezbollah if Israel didn’t prosecute the unjustified invasion of Lebanon in 1982.. That’s well documented.. there was no reason for that war aside from Begin, Sharon and Eitan being paranoid about the PLO who had just been kicked out of Jordan and taking advantage of the lull to consolidate control over the West Bank.

    Israelis believe they can live in a bubble indefinitely if only they kill enough arabs who have the temerity to resist occupation and being slowly squeezed out of the West Bank.

    they call it “mowing the grass”.. just a chore of sorts..

    Well ok.. only a lot of Israelis are leaving Israel because they don’t feel safe with their country being run by the kind of fanatics who do violent shit in the West Bank and those fanatics’ ass kisser in chief – Bibi. Economy isn’t doing great and the world is only more inclined to boycott Israel.

    Even old school Zionists like Benny Morris believe Israel is destined to fail.

  38. 38

    Women Voters spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:36 am

    Your senile candidate can’t remember.

    “Are you going to pull your endorsement of Mark Robinson?” a reporter asked Trump on Thursday. The Republican nominee responded with feigned ignorance: “Uh, I don’t know the situation.”

    “I only watch porn of younger girls if you know what I mean.”

  39. 39

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:48 am

    Having been finally convinced that lying about the 2020 election result was costing him votes he would need to win in places like Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, and North Carolina, Trump has recently and very reluctantly admitted that he lost to President Biden in terms of actual votes cast and the resulting electoral college vote in the 2020 election.

    Now just keep that fact in mind as you watch this once again:

    https://youtu.be/mgPLrckYVJw

    And don’t let yourself forget, even for an instant, despite all the relative media sanewashing, that this crazed and violent mob that Republicans led by Trump called down upon the Capitol was led and orgnized by trained paramilitary extremists, that they had carried out a series of pipe bombings ahead of the attack to draw law enforcement away, that they were armed with guns, explosives, chemical weapons, spears, knives, clubs, electric cattle prods, stun guns, and whatever they could lay their hands on, that they used secure digital military grade field radios to communicate and coordinate the attack, and that they had transported a massive arsenal of military assault rifles, ammunition, chemical weapons, and explosives and staged them nearby and arranged for them to be brought into the Capitol when needed. As those who accompanied her chanted “KILL MIKE PENCE” and threatened assasinations, to any adequately trained and prepared Capitol law enforcement officer Ashli Babbitt absolutely represented a suicide backpack bomber intent upon gaining entry into the House chamber in order to explode a backpack bomb assasinating any lawmakers present.

    And they want to do it all again.
    Right now they are losing. And as that probability increses so also increases the threat of yet another Republican Terrorist Attack.

  40. 40

    Trump's Weird Little Penis spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:50 am

    @38,

    Well, we know he has at least one racist “bone” in his body.

  41. 41

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:09 pm

    Boxcheck Momala’s got the silly twat vote locked down. Welfare Queen YLB is deeply in the tank for Boxcheck Momala after realizing, finally, that Bi-Done’s cold isn’t going away.

    But…

    Morning Joe
    @Morning_Joe
    ·
    .@KattyKay_: “The real struggle for the Harris campaign is young men, older men, men of color, white men. And they’re doing all they can. The debate next week will be really interesting to see how Tim Walz reaches out to that group.”

    4:20 AM · Sep 27, 2024

    People who actually pay the bills – XYs = aren’t sold on Boxcheck Momala. Go figure.

  42. 42

    Women Voters spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:19 pm

    People who actually pay the bills – XYs

    This is exactly why we’re handing your full ass for the rest of our lives.

  43. 43

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:36 pm

    cold isn’t going away.

    Neither is the IRS… knock, knock, knock…

    Well until next Jan anyway if kreepshit gets its way..

    yawwwwn..

    people who actually pay the bills – XYs

    aka “fill the tank, make the rent” – worked out great in 2022..

    noun, verb, CHICAGO, CHICAGO, CHICAGO PLEEZ!

    Where is “Citizens for Sanity” when you need them? Oh excuse me that was so 2022..

  44. 44

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:38 pm

    aren’t sold on Boxcheck Momala.

    noun, verb, yawwwwwnnn..

    How could the “XYs” reject a man “who understands [vulture] kapitalism” in favor of “teh (black!) community organizer”?

    Guess they were just “Mormon-phobic”????

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:47 pm

    @1 “Boxcheck Momala losing supporters right and left.”

    You wish.

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:48 pm

    Kari Lake will never be a governor or senator, but she may get elected as a county commissioner in the cactus precincts someday.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4903463-ruben-gallego-kari-lake-arizona-senate-race-polls/

  47. 47

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:50 pm

    CTV employees spliced together clips of the Canadian Conservative leader, Pierre Poilievre, to make it seem as if he said something that he obviously did not say.

    When called out, CTV attempted to attribute it to a misunderstanding during the editing process. Which did not work.

    After Conservative Party members refused to be interviewed by CTV until an honest admission was made, CTV came clean, admitted its dishonesty, and fired two POS employees.

    This is why US GOP members are insisting on having their own cameras for interviews by MSM.

  48. 48

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:54 pm

    to make it seem as if he said something that he obviously did not say.

    ya mean take a page from JOKIII aka former Project “Veritas”?

    kopy kats..

    their own cameras for interviews by MSM.

    JOKIII might still be in the market..

  49. 49

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:55 pm

    @ 46

    Kari Lake will never be a governor or senator…

    Donald Trump will never be president.

    Yes. It’s time for that reminder.

  50. 50

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 12:57 pm

    @ 48

    kopy kats..

    Yes, Welfare Queen YLB. If PBS ever decides to copy James O’Keefe, it would be like that.

    Welfare Queen YLB makes Darryl facepalm yet again.

  51. 51

    City of Seattle spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:05 pm

    20

    “Need more munee? Get a better paying jerb. or work another jerb..”

    or you could just take govt handouts like you did to finance the construction of the YLB Rent-A-Room Motel – then squeeze your own kids for that sweet, sweet, under the table tax free munee….

    people like you always with their hands out…….

  52. 52

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:07 pm

    take govt handouts

    like how much to finance a 1400 sq ft remodel? In Seattle.. post-pandemic..

    Wow you dumbass trolls give me a lotta cred.. kreepshit’s got me goin’ to 29 States on jerkoff dickhead bowman’s dime. Thanks..

    Btw how’s that Denali doin’ running on iranian oil?

  53. 53

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:10 pm

    If PBS ever decides to copy James O’Keefe

    Why not? They take corporate munee. Like from the Koch family even.

    Almost never watch the local PBS station these days.. It’s literally been years..

  54. 54

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:13 pm

    makes Darryl facepalm yet again.

    I advise Darryl on every “ellipsis”.. cut there.. oh yeah.. just a little to the left.. perfect..

    https://youtu.be/FNcxj54qtyk?t=141

    lmao.. the “perfect ellipsis”…

  55. 55

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:22 pm

    squeeze your own kids for that sweet, sweet, under the table tax free munee….

    One kid for the best deal in rent in Seattle.

    Nope.. we pay the IRS 4 times a year.. like any other responsible taxpayer.. Did you do that for the side biz, little maxpuddle?

    Hmmm.. I have some reason to be skeptical..

    Kid will prolly move out by this time next year..

    the pro-school invites to interview keep rolling in…

  56. 56

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:37 pm

    Trying ineptly to make a gender gap that grants a double digit advantage to Harris/Walz feeeeel like a good thing must be today’s new cope.

  57. 57

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:45 pm

    Platforming and amplifying the pseudo-dramas in the lives of Canadian fascists tells us more than I ever wanted to know about how Scotty P spends his glamorous trust fund retirement.

    It’s fucking Canada, dude. It’s a stable socialist republic with oil and gas reserves, a dwindling seasonal population of polar bears and those delicious maple candies. Has your homegrown greivance really become so overpriced that you have to look for cheap imports?

  58. 58

    Vacuous Fool spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 1:49 pm

    Yup

    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar.bsky.social

    FOX BUSINESS REPORTER: There it goes! The fireworks are queued. It is the 32nd record close for the Dow this year.

    *cuts to Kudlow*

    KUDLOW: Horrible illegal immigrant crime numbers!

  59. 59

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 2:14 pm

    Nobody on either side is talking about whether Nasrallah survived.

    Spoiler: He didn’t.

    IDF wouldn’t bother notifying the US just prior to dropping 2,000# bunker-busters if they didn’t know with certainty that he was there.

  60. 60

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 2:17 pm

    Words of Cocaine Mitch…

    https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1839696434012037352

    tldr: Tucker started the babbling that Ukraine was the true villain and drumpf shut down any action on the border..

    Magats: turtleman is a RINO in cognitive decline.. Pasture time can’t come soon enough.

  61. 61

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 2:19 pm

    @ 57

    …a dwindling seasonal population of polar bears…

    You need to update your propaganda. This time include the 200-400 bears in Greenland that until last year nobody knew existed.

    Seriously, there are regions of significant population expansion in several regions of Canada.

    It’s why we don’t see polar bear extinction scare stories anymore.

  62. 62

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 2:37 pm

    Spoiler: He didn’t.

    1982 never ended for the Shias in Southern Lebanon brutalized and radicalized by Israel’s invasion and subsequent occupation that lasted until 2000!

    2006 demonstrated their resentment and resilience..

    Fallout from today certainly remains to be seen but if history is any guide…

  63. 63

    Kingdom of Denmark spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 2:53 pm

    Greenland not actually in Canada.

    Not for sale either.

    Good one. Well done.

  64. 64

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 3:09 pm

    Future United States Attorney General Jack Smith has filed a motion subsequent to his evidentiary filing yesterday seeking a calendar of argument and review unsealing the document by no later than the middle of next month.

  65. 65

    Independent Voters spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 3:53 pm

    Republicans are creepy.

    VA-07 a leans D district the GOP was hoping to flip probably won’t.

    The Candidate, a MAGA Oath Keeper was already struggling but now he’s getting dragged for putting up family photos in campaign mailers and website…of him and his friend’s wife and her three kids. Not identified as such of course until people started wondering why this guy who also claims to have a fiancé has three daughters and a wife.

    Totally normal.

  66. 66

    FKA HOPS spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 4:03 pm

    Rudy is gonna need a place to leave. His lawyers were given an extension to oppose the motion to sell his Palm Beach condo to Satisfy the judgement against him. They missed the Sept. 23rd filing date.

    If only Rudy had a legal background shit like this wouldn’t happen.

  67. 67

    FKA HOPS spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 4:11 pm

    This is really quite a take:

    The Jews Should Stand With Eric Adams
    Jewish New Yorkers have an obligation to stand up against a corrupt Democratic Party lawfare campaign that is targeting the mayor who stood up for us

    It just descends into a Dumbfuck rant about the fantasies of James Comer being definitely criminal even when they still had no proof.

    https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/new-york-jews-eric-adams-democratic-party-lawfare

    Because he cracked skulls of peaceful protestors who don’t appreciate Jews committing genocide we should get him off.

  68. 68

    Independent Voters spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 5:06 pm

    @65

    If you were wondering how I knew about that one the NYT ran an article with that picture today.

    It stayed up for a couple hours before they replaced the image.

    G.O.P. Candidates, Looking to Soften Their Image, Turn to Their Wives
    Ads featuring candidates’ families have long been a campaign staple. But they have taken on new urgency, especially for vulnerable Republicans, in a year when reproductive rights are a pivotal issue.

  69. 69

    You’re not an independent voter. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 5:26 pm

    68

    You call yourself an “Independent” voter, but you only seem to criticize non-Democrat and non-liberal/progressives. This leads me to believe that you are not an independent voter.

  70. 70

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 5:50 pm

    Is it true that Silver has flipped to a 58 percent likely Harris victory?

    Lichtman sez it on xitter.. Must be somethin’ tuit, amirite?

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 7:06 pm

    @16 Wherein Doctor Dumbfuck loudly proclaims that nobody cares about lower gas prices, and hopes to ride that theme to victory in November. Ever wonder why everyone thinks he’s a dumbfuck?

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 7:09 pm

    @20 Maybe Mary Kay cut him off, and paying for necessities with a credit card isn’t optional for him now.

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 7:11 pm

    @26 “Your move, too, libbies.”

    Last I heard, Biden is sending weapons to Israel, and Harris (whose husband is a Jew) wants to send even more.

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 7:17 pm

    @47 “This is why US GOP members are insisting on having their own cameras for interviews by MSM.”

    Really? Can you give us one concrete example of where a MSM outlet spliced a tape to misquote an interviewee? I thought only Republican trolls did that.

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:16 pm

    @69 Well at least he’s not a Republican pretending to be a Democrat. Lots of those running around.

  76. 76

    Inquiring Minds spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 8:52 pm

    75

    Why would anyone pretend to be a Democrat?

  77. 77

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:04 pm

    They missed the Sept. 23rd filing date.

    Of course transactional details are privileged.

    But we can all assume the reason they didn’t file is they weren’t paid.

    They would have already done a fairly comprehensive analysis of their client’s assets, income, and other resources to pay the judgement as well as their billings. This is how you know he’s completely broke.

    He can live off the generosity of others for a while. But not his lawyers.

  78. 78

    Elijah Donimic NcFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 10:09 pm

    76,
    So the fast food workers don’t spit in their milkshakes?

    Was that it? Did I get it right?

    This is some kind of quiz game. Isn’t it?

  79. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:10 pm

    @76 Ask Tulsi.

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 9/27/24 at 11:15 pm

    According to the latest polls Trump leads in NONE of the seven key swing states.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4902948-kamala-harris-donald-trump-swing-state-polling/

    I don’t put much stock in polls. I only posted this to taunt Doctor Dumbfuck.

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