Ronny Chieng: A televangelist begs for a private jet.
Jimmy Dore: Nellie McKay’s anti-war song update.
Trevor with #MeToo founder Tarana Burke.
The Cruz Challenge:
- Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz says GAME ON.
- Jimmy Kimmel: Ground rules for Ted Cruz basketball game.
- Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Ted Cruz trash talk
Physics Girl: The physics of skateboarding.
Vox: Why chronic floods are coming to New Jersey
Samantha Bee: A message.
Bill Maher: New Rule—Crass dismissed .
Lauren Mayer: Please stop making insults out of genitalia.
The Dotard Трамп and Other Future Pardonees:
- Stephen: Can a president pardon himself?
- Trevor: Are we in an alternate universe?
- WaPoТрамп did not dictate the Трамп Tower response. Until he did.
- Chris Hayes: Scott Pruitt tried to get his wife a Chick-Fil-A franchise
- Ari Melber: Watergate prosecutor says that Paul Manafort is “toast”
- The Late Show: This is how we Pruitt—The corruption story
- Trevor: North Korea gets back on Трамп’s good side
- Lawrence O’Donnell: In the Robert Mueller’s probe, “It’s the money, stupid”
- Stephen: Kim Jong-Un had a big message for Трамп
- WaPo fact check: Can President Трамп (or any president) be subpoenaed or indicted?
- Conan: Sports figures willing to visit the White House
- Rachel Maddow: Трамп administration struggles to find space for seized immigrant kids
- Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп and water just don’t mix
- Late Show: Meet the real Commander-of-Cheese:
- Heads of State: Can Трамп shoot someone and pardon himself?
- Chris Hayes: “Mattress-lotion Scott” somehow still has a job at EPA
- Samantha Bee: Missing migrant children update
- Ari Melber: Bob Mueller indicts a Russian known as “Paul Manafort’s Manafort”
- Stephen: Scott Pruitt is hungry for Chick-fil-A
- Trevor: Team Трамп’s above-the-law legal arguments
- Rachel Maddow: Light of Russia investigation sends Трамп affiliates scattering
- Young Turks: The Dotard scolds Trudeau for Canada burning down White House (they didn’t)
- Conan: Putin calls Трамп to talk about “The Americans” finale
- Farron Cousins: Creepy Scott Pruitt wanted to buy used Трамп Hotel mattress
- Vox: Трамп invented a fake spy scandal and people will still believe it.
- Stephen: Трамп makes the G7 summit awkwaaaard
- Bill Maher: Turd in the punchbowl
- James Corden: Apparently Трамп knows numerous legal scholars?
- WaPo: What Трамп (and you) need to know about pardons
- Late Show: The big words in Kim Jong Un’s big letter
- Young Turks: Guess how the Dotard is prepping for North Korea summit
- Chris Hayes: EPA imploding under weight of Scott Pruitt scandals
- Trevor: Scott Pruitt’s petty side hustles
- Stephen: Have you seen this first lady?
- Ari Melber: Kardashian winning Трамп pardon shows “terribly wrong” process
- Lawrence O’Donnell: “Thanks Pal”—Stormy Daniels’ former lawyer was cozy with Dotard’s lawyer
- Randy Rainbow: Commander of cheese!:
- Late Show: In search of the First Lady
- Conan: Трамп releases an album of patriotic songs
- Ari Melber: People who obstruct justice usually have something to hide
- Stephen speaks Kellyanne Conway’s language
- Rachel Maddow: Трамп and GOP keep Scott Pruitt on despite flagrant abuse of office
- WaPo: Does the Dotard even know the lyrics?
- Trevor: Scott Pruitt’s spending gets weirder
- Chris Hayes: Sen. Jeff Merkley describes immigrants held in cages “like dog kennels”
- Stephen: Paul Manafort is bad at being sneaky
- Jimmy Kimmel: Melania Трамп finally makes public appearance
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani speaks, causes trouble for the Dotard Трамп
- Late Show: Under the table with Трамп and Pence
- Conan: Трамп the historian
- Farron Cousins: The Dotard fails basic history and embarrasses U.S. again
- Ari Melber: Melber on Трамп’s self-pardon claim—Pardons are for criminals
- Stephen: Rudy Giuliani says, “I don’t even really look at porn”
- Chris Hayes: Family separation is “barbaric,” a “National Shame”
- Jimmy Kimmel wishes Трамп happy 500 days
- Trevor: Трамп gets snubbed by the Philadelphia Eagles
- Stephen: Трамп disinvites the Eagles for… never kneeling?
- Conan: The one Трамп business that made money
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп administration is violating human rights according to U.N.
- Stephen: Трамп, Sanders, and Sekulow got caught in a lie
- WaPo: The lawsuit against Ben Carson that was 50 years in the making
- Ari Melber: Michael Cohen plotted with Stormy Daniels’ lawyer to push lies
- Trevor and Hasan: Трамп changes his tune on celebrating Ramadan
- Mark Fiore: Presidential Pardon Power Supplement
- Young Turks: Putin OWNS Трамп
- Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп history, like drunk history, only not as smart
- Michael Brooks: Hannity goes full crazy on live TV, tells Трамп’s friends to destroy evidence
- Stephen: Трамп is turning pardon power into reality TV
- Rachel Maddow: Mueller puts Трамп in desperate position; pardon spree a bad idea
Daily Show: Facebook cashes in on conflict.
The Atlantic: Hawaii’s Kilaeuea volcanic eruption—A stunning time-lapse
The Onion: How to increase your cognitive ability by reading a fucking book for once.
Vox: How noise pollution is ruining your hearing.
Stephen: The FBI’s Breakdancing Training VIdeo
Elections and Stuff:
- Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP gets wiped out in California Senate race
- WaPo: Winners and losers from 2018’s biggest primary night
- Sam Seder with Dave Weigel: Republicans should be TERRIFIED of California primary results
- Young Turks: Judge RECALLED after slap-on-the-wrist rape sentence
- Samantha Bee: The Texas conscience
- Trevor does New York gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon.
- WaPo: Is 2018 really the “year of the woman”?
Jim Jefferies: Abstinence-only education makes no sense:
The Atlantic: Tangier Island—The first U.S. climate refugees?
New Scientist: Can sleeping pills make you racist?
Stephen: China’s sonic attacks reach the Late Show.
Vox: Trade wars, explained.
WaPo: The Supreme Court punted on the Masterpiece Cakeshop ruling.
Late Show: Straight Cakes—The all-hetero cakeshop
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.