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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/8/26, 8:19 am

Guys, I’m exhausted. Biking to Drinking Liberally and back is great. But! Sometimes I get an adrenaline rush, especially if I take a different route because of all of the construction on Eastlake. And so I got home at a reasonable time, but didn’t get to sleep for a while. I don’t know. I’m going to ride my bike more now that it’s nice out.

I don’t know, it’s much nicer than a car and quicker than the bus in many cases. Maybe it’s time to get an e-bike?

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  1. The Midterms spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 8:50 am

    Abdul El Sayid, probably not going to be the MI Senate primary winner but more of this now from all y’all

    I’m about to pay my taxes. I don’t pay taxes so another country gets a bomb or a tank.

    I PAY TAXES SO OUR KIDS GET SCHOOLS AND HEALTHCARE!

  2. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 8:57 am

    Trump’s main concern is Trump. Netanyahu talked him up a tree, and now he’s going to get some payback. Still, it won’t matter much, because he will lose control of the House in November, and the impeachment process will start again. Whether it’s the 25th or regular impeachment, he will be removed from office.

  3. Happy Meal Duce spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 8:59 am

    I DEMAND YOU COVER ME BETTER! I AM THE LORD THY GOD! I ONCE BANGED THREE AT A TIME NO ONE COULD GET A DRINK AT THE TABLES.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    The alleged Statement put out by CNN
    World News is a FRAUD, as CNN well knows. The false Statement was linked to a Fake News site (from Nigeria) and, of course, immediately picked up by CNN, and blared out as a “legitimate” headline. The Official Statement by Iran was just released, and posted on TRUTH, below. Authorities are looking to determine whether or not a crime was committed on the issuance of the Fake CNN World Statement, or was it a sick rogue player? CNN is being ordered to immediately withdraw this Statement with full apologies for their, as usual, terrible “reporting.” Results of the investigation will be announced in the near future. President
    DONALD J. TRUMP

  4. THANK YOU ON THIS MATTER spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:27 am

    I’m so glad were able to make PEACE with Iran!

    But if them fucking TOWELHEADS don’t give me what I want then I’LL FUCKING KILL THEM ALL, AGAIN.

  5. The Spin Room spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:33 am

    GranOldPedos in public: we held MGTs seat. We’re back,

    GrandOldPedos in private. Marge won it by 29pts and we got 14 this time.

    Also Trump won Wisconsin by one and they elected a dirty commie to the Supreme Court by 20. We’re so fucked. Ron Johnson with an eye on 2028 is a vote to impeach.

  6. CNN - he doesn't own us yet spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:38 am

    @3,

    Threaten away, lunatic. The statement is authentic. We got it from the original source, confirmed. As usual, you’re full of it.
    Investigate this:

    🖕

  7. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:42 am

    5,
    The Insane Failing Cult Leader won that district by 37 points.

  8. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:51 am

    Iran is now left with more than 50% of its pre-war ballistic missile capacity, all of its stockpiles of enriched uranium, authority to proceed with uranium enrichment, removal of all international economic sanctions, military authority to control the Strait of Hormuz, and a brand new income in foreign denominated currency surpassing its entire annual national budget.

    Israel and Saudi Arabia are absolutely fucked in the ass by this.

    They partnered with Republicans. And this is what they get.

  9. Everyone watches women’s sports spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 9:58 am

    Thank you for you attention in this matter.

    In the two days since it was announced that Chicago had Traded Angel Reese to the Atlanta Dream for Atlanta’s 2027&28 first round picks and the 2028 second round pick if higher than Chicago’s (likely) predatory scalper website StubBub says tickets for all 2026 Atlanta Dream games went from $173 average to $255.

    Reese goes from a bottom dwelling badly mid-managed franchise to a contender.

  10. Donald J Trump spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:00 am

    @8

    We WON.

    USA!

  11. Donald J Trump spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:03 am

    @6

    It’s from Nigeria. Those ni&$@4s are always up to something to tear me down, rip off our country and lie about the greatest president of the world.

    Too bad we can’t just enslave them again. They’re all monkeys.

  12. FIFA Peace Prize spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:07 am

    You’re doing a heckuva job Donnie.

    The heads of hotel associations in three World Cup host cities—New York City, Philadelphia and San Francisco—told Forbes they have not seen a World Cup surge in demand so far.

    In recent weeks, FIFA cancelled tens of thousands of reserved rooms in host cities across the U.S., Canada and Mexico.

  13. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:27 am

    Megyn Kelly today: “I don’t know about you, but I am sick of this shit. Can’t Trump just behave like a normal human? “3-D chess.” Shut up about that shit. We are talking about threatening to wipe out innocent civilians casually in a social media post. This is completely irresponsible and disgusting”

    Ms. Kelly actively campaigned for Trump in 2024. Very aggressively. As recently as this same week she rejected calls to remove him from office over war crimes. And she implied that she would not have supported removing him from office had he gone through with his threats of genocide.

    BOLO: MAGA cult chuds are going to begin leaving the cult. As they do so they will be attempting to retcon their own histories of racism, misogyny, bigotry, and violent rhetoric. I’m as open to the potential for redemption as anyone.

    But redemption is not a process that society as a whole performs on its individuals. Redemption is a process that individuals perform on themselves. Nobody receives redemption. They construct it in their own lives. If that’s something people like Megyn Kelly want for themselves they need to get to work. But it’s far more likely that all these people want is a fucking hall pass so they can remain free to crank up their White Supremacy Machine again once the coast is clear.

  14. USA USA USA spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:28 am

    Gather round kids…

    Kkkaroline is about to take the podium and claim that Donald totally got the long straw.

  15. G spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:36 am

    Except Iran closed the Gay of Hormuz again, due to Isreal continued bombing in Lebanon.

    Good. If Iran can put pressure on Isreal from stopping to kill innocent people, I think all of humanity can agree.

    Isreal is the problem – killing innocent people to steal the land.

  16. Not so fast, dickhead! spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:38 am

    @13

    Their idea of “redemption” is likely to be very different from yours. They are not going to be interested in any liberal progressive agenda or other socialist ideology.

  17. G spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:39 am

    Fuck FIFA!

    Most corrupt and racist non-government entity.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:39 am

    ‪Elizabeth Warren‬ ‪@warren.senate.gov‬ · 59m

    NEW: Since Donald Trump waged war on Iran, Americans have paid over $8 BILLION MORE for gas.

    BbBuT oBuMmEr GgAvE a PaLlEt Of CaSh To IrAn!!!!!!!

  19. G spews:

    Wednesday, 4/8/26 at 10:40 am

    @16 that’s all in your anus brain. We know you racist, bigot.

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