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  1. $200 billion for the GOP Sport War.

    Just to get it started.

    $5 gas is the “bonus”.

  3. Did Bob so confidently say Rationing of gas will not be a problem. He kind of laughed at it.

    He should laugh at himself, after all he has Pom Poms, the Cheerleading Skirt and the clown suit. 🤡

  5. Well that’s not so bad innit?

    Average cost of gal regular unleaded up only $.03 since yesterday.

    That only adds $1.08 to an empty to full fill of a standard F-150 bringing it to $140.82.

    If you’re a state average salaried worker in Mississippi ($30.5K) it’s taking you more than a full eight hour day to pay for a tank of gas. But if your an average thinker in Mississippi you’ll probably point the finger at ‘illegals’ and vote Republican anyway.

  6. I see gas got to $6.50 in Seattle.

    Over $5 in Georgia.

    Even Texas is over $4.

    Republicans did that.

  7. if your an average thinker in Mississippi you’ll probably point the finger at ‘illegals’ and vote Republican anyway.

    Oh that’s what widbee dumbfuck does. Makes an “average thinker” in MS look sharp.

  8. In 50 years they’ll be studying how Putin defeated the United States of America and gained European Supremacy and rebuilt the Territorial empire of the USSR.

    Putin offers to stop sharing intel with Iran if US cuts off Ukraine

  9. White supremacist Supporter of Roy ‘Grass on the Field’ Moore Carlos Norris is dead.

  11. Federal Judge rules Gov Abbott declaring the Council on American-Islamic Relations a ‘terrorist organization’ is not a power he has AND was done for the purpose of excluding Muslim schools from the state ‘universal’ private school voucher funds.

    And THAT folks violates the establishment clause.

  12. With gas prices jumping nearly $1 a gallon, this tone-deaf GOP candidate suggests commuters who can’t afford a morning latte skip the latte to make ends meet. She suggests a “stiff upper lip,” too, which I guess is less painful than biting your tongue off.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5792145-michele-tafoya-senate-candidate-gas-prices-iran-war/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: I don’t think she’ll be elected. She’s in a blue state, and was already trailing in polls before she insulted Minnesota’s working class.

  14. @9 Won’t miss ‘im

    Re: @7 Kreepee dumbfuck’s been a little shy about its scapegoats dumbassery…

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
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    55 | 2026-02-11 06:57 | illegal alien
    35 | 2026-03-19 07:39 | illegal aliens
    31 | 2026-02-10 08:22 | the illegals
    30 | 2026-02-05 08:53 | the illegal
    28 | 2026-01-24 11:07 | an illegal
    22 | 2026-01-20 07:50 | illegal immigrants
    15 | 2025-12-19 09:10 | of illegals

    And… lmao…

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2024-01-01 to 2026-03-20
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    Generated on: 2026-03-20 12:16:40 -0700
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    28 | 2026-01-25 17:10 | chicks with dicks
    28 | 2026-01-25 17:10 | chicks with
    7 | 2025-11-10 10:42 | chicks with dicks are
    5 | 2026-01-25 17:10 | the chicks
    4 | 2025-08-02 09:32 | that chicks with dicks

    heh.. a little weak it seems.. gotta luv kreepfuck’s “minder”.

  15. @11 Republicans don’t care about your constitutional rights, they only care about whether they can get away with violating them. Abbott will shrug this off, and try goosing Texas residents from some other angle.

  16. Republicans did that.

    Not only did they do that, but they have no plan to fix or make it better.

  17. It’s time for the 25th Amendment.

    Maybe try writing every Repuke congressperson. We can’t help you. We tried to warn you, but you thought you knew better.

  19. Remember how Republicans promised they wouldn’t go after women, only doctors and abortionists, in order to get their draconian anti-abortion laws passed? They were lying.

    A Georgia woman has been charged with murder after authorities claim she took medication to induce an illegal abortion.

    https://www.aol.com/articles/veteran-31-charged-murder-suspicion-192149544.html

    You can’t rely on anything a Republican says, even if it’s under oath and in writing.

  20. That F-35 pilot the Iranians shot down (with slingshots apparently since Fat Hitler and MAGA all insist that Iran’s air defenses are completely destroyed) had better keep his damn mouth shut about his injuries if he wants to be a patriot.

  21. Trump about Iran: “They executed three young people for protesting”

    He’s behind, but only because one of his somehow managed to crawl to a hospital and get treated for her five gunshot wounds.

  22. Chuc Norris didn’t die from a case of ass cancer.

    Ass cancer died from a case of Chuck Norris.

  23. Sure, sure, you leftists might call it getting blind drunk and driving your truck into the dining area of a Waffle House…

  25. Not asking for help,

    Sure you are.

    Mewling about “somebody else” invoking the 25th Amendment is pleading for their help.

    Unless you are a double top secret cabinet member.

    That you Markwayne?

  26. Trump Day one: “It’ll only take a couple of days.”

    Trump Day twenty: “We need another $200 billion. And we need NATO.”

    “Conservative” podcasts: “Derp, derp, derpy, derp.”

    “Conservative” podcast listeners: “Zzzzzzzzz.. burp! Zzzzzzzz..”

  27. Fuck ICE
    Also, fuck long COVID.
    Fuck CONCACAF, as long as we’re here.
    I don’t even drive, but fuck these gas prices.

    Fuck Dolores without her consent.

  28. The first of many.

    Elon found guilty of making false statements in the run up to purchasing Twitter resulting in a decrease in stock value.

    The class action damages could be as much ad $2.6B.

    Under the next administration Elon will get to answer for using one company to but the surplus dead weight products of another.

  29. Former North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson admitted he lied about a bombshell CNN KFile investigation during the final months of his 2024 gubernatorial campaign, uncovering his extensive history of posting inflammatory and racist comments on a pornography website.

    Robinson initially denied the report and sued CNN for $50 million that fall as he marched on with his gubernatorial campaign. Robinson eventually lost to current Democratic Gov. Josh Stein by more than 14 points.

    Now, in a recent podcast interview, Robinson has acknowledged his deception and … says he lied about the CNN report to protect those around him, including President Donald Trump, because it was “the most expedient thing to do.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-admitted-lying-gubernatorial-campaign-2024

    This just reinforces what we already know about Republicans. And CNN should sue this liar for its legal expenses.

  31. 6)$5,29 Cash at the Arco at Rainier and McClellan. 3 of the 7 routes that radiate out of next door Mount Baker Transit Center use overhead electric. 7, 14, and the 1 Line. Need to electrify the 8 and 48, 9X and 106 would have to be a battery bus. Trolleybuses are rarely express routes, and the 106 provides local service on MLK South, doesn’t need to have to go Downtown anymore, but there are groups that won’t let Metro truncate it. So North of the intersection on MLK and Rainier, a 15 minute route runs parallel with a bus route that runs every 7.5 minutes. 48 only duplicates the 7 for one stop.

  32. Let’s be real, there ain’t no way a Republican is winning a state wide contest in MN in 2026 but Senate Candidate Michelle ‘Shut Up And Dribble’ Tafoya telling Americans to suck it up, skip the Starbucks in order to absorb the pain of Trump’s massive gas tax is excellent campaigning.

  35. Todd Blanche personally intervened to keep Epstein Records from Congress.

    In violation of the Epstein Files Act.

    Todd Blanche arranged the move of Ghislane Maxwell from Prison to Club Fed.

    Gonna need a pardon.

  37. The WNBA players despised by the dumbfuck troll are about to get big raises. This year the minimum player salary will jump to $270,000. Caitlin Clark, who made $76,535 in 2024 and $78,066 in 2025, will make $530,000 this year and could get $1.3 million next year. Why? Because the women are filling arenas and drawing TV audiences, that’s why.

    P.S., Clark made $16 million from endorsements last year. I’ll bet that’s more than the dumbfuck troll makes from his options gambling and rental income put together. But then, she’s more popular than he is.

  39. How bad has media become?

    President Donald Trump is reshaping a Colorado Republican primary by offering one of the candidates a role in his administration and returning his endorsement to the incumbent, whom he called a “RINO” just last month.

    On Friday, Trump said that he met with Hope Scheppelman, who is running for Colorado’s 3rd District, and her husband, Steven, “to discuss various opportunities to serve our Country in a different capacity than her current run for the United States Congress.”

    It’s a long article over on CNN.COM which at no point notes offering something of value to drop out an election is totally illegal. It happens all the time but every other person before Donnie has the good sense not to admit it.

  40. 38,
    Obviously you have not.

    “Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide”

    You are pleading for James David SofaFucker and the other giant shoes in the cabinet clown car, that one way or another you voted for, to come to your rescue.

    It’s never going to happen.
    Thanks to voters like you.

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