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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/20/26, 7:57 am

The ferns and the moss are happy with this gray. But I can use some sun.

  • Fuck ICE
  • Also, fuck long COVID.
  • Fuck CONCACAF, as long as we’re here.
  • I don’t even drive, but fuck these gas prices.

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 8:29 am

    $200 billion for the GOP Sport War.

    Just to get it started.

    $5 gas is the “bonus”.

  2. G spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 8:36 am

    Buying opportunity today. 🍾🌮🕺

  3. G spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 8:47 am

    Did Bob so confidently say Rationing of gas will not be a problem. He kind of laughed at it.

    He should laugh at himself, after all he has Pom Poms, the Cheerleading Skirt and the clown suit. 🤡

  4. G spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 8:49 am

    I think Trump should move to Cuba.

  5. The Midterms spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 9:36 am

    Well that’s not so bad innit?

    Average cost of gal regular unleaded up only $.03 since yesterday.

    That only adds $1.08 to an empty to full fill of a standard F-150 bringing it to $140.82.

    If you’re a state average salaried worker in Mississippi ($30.5K) it’s taking you more than a full eight hour day to pay for a tank of gas. But if your an average thinker in Mississippi you’ll probably point the finger at ‘illegals’ and vote Republican anyway.

  6. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 9:42 am

    I see gas got to $6.50 in Seattle.

    Over $5 in Georgia.

    Even Texas is over $4.

    Republicans did that.

  7. lmao spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 9:44 am

    if your an average thinker in Mississippi you’ll probably point the finger at ‘illegals’ and vote Republican anyway.

    Oh that’s what widbee dumbfuck does. Makes an “average thinker” in MS look sharp.

  8. Steven Ambrose spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 9:44 am

    In 50 years they’ll be studying how Putin defeated the United States of America and gained European Supremacy and rebuilt the Territorial empire of the USSR.

    Putin offers to stop sharing intel with Iran if US cuts off Ukraine

  9. The KKK lost theirCelebrity Hero spews:

    Friday, 3/20/26 at 9:55 am

    White supremacist Supporter of Roy ‘Grass on the Field’ Moore Carlos Norris is dead.

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