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  1. AIPAC is dropping $600k into IL-09 Democratic Primary.

    Why?

    Because a millennial journalist and social media star of Palestinian descent is polling well.

    But they know their brand is toxic so they’ve created an organization called Elect Chicago Women to find someone who ISN’T the front runner who also happens to be a woman.

    Sorry Dudes. AIPAC isn’t with you.

  2. @ 2

    But they know their brand is toxic so they’ve created …

    Deaf people are so toxic they have to rally around one of their own:

    Howard Rosenblum, former CEO of the National Association of the Deaf, Skokie – Democrat
    – Marlee Matlin, actress

    This is nothing more than overt bigotry toward people who can hear. Oh, and sarcasm.

  3. The Anti-Jew @ 1 is worried that his candidate of choice, Kat Abughazaleh, is fading despite spending $1,381,768.64 in 2025 Q4, which is more than a million dollars more than the next-highest spending Democrat candidate.

    While Abughazaleh raised the second-most last quarter at $1.18 million … this haul was wiped out by spending $1.38 million over the same period, over four times more than any other candidate. This was driven by spending $475,000 on her two digital ad buys, $339,000 on fundraising consultants, $95,000 on management consulting from former campaign manager Sam Weinberg

    And now, it seems, AIPAC figures the time to enter the race is now.

    Why did we not hear from Anti-Jew until his candidate began to fade?

    I don’t blame Anti-Jew for being worried.

  4. Here is why the Anti-Jew is worried:

    Fine has jumped into a tie for first place. A survey from November of last year2 showed a
    different picture, with Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss holding an early advantage, at 20
    percent, ahead of Kat Abughazaleh (14 percent) and Laura Fine (13 percent). Two months
    later, both Biss and Abughazaleh remain stuck in place despite heavy communications while
    Fine increased her vote share by more than 50 percent.
    • Fine’s strongest support comes from the most likely voters to turnout. Primary turnout
    projections can range dramatically, but one consistent factor in them is turnout among
    voters age 65+. This is where Laura Fine is strongest. Fine currently holds a 34 – 29 percent
    edge over her nearest competitor, Biss, with this critical bloc (Fine trailed Biss 19 – 29
    percent here in November). Fine leads the field among all voters age 50+ as well as among
    all voters outside the city of Chicago.

    Meanwhile, his favored candidate is mired in third place, 7 points back.

  5. Government owned grocery stores don’t work.

    Well unless you’re the Defense Commisary Agency. Prices cheaper than Walmart.

    https://youtu.be/PQOXdtPBGXI?si=N1RAgzzc2C7kH3px

    Oh EXCUSE ME, the WAR Commissary Agency. (rolls eyes)

    And and no, the video is NOT a plug for the fucking Army to occupy cities that poopy pants doesn’t like.

  7. Oh, and Ashley? That was not a hug. She took your wallet.

    Joel Berry
    @JoelWBerry

    I live in the Midwest. I’ve seen entire factories—employers that kept a little cornfield town alive—disappear overnight after production was moved to Mexico or China.

    Complete devastation for an entire close-knit community. No tears, no 4,000-word eulogies in WaPo, no hyperventilating on Twitter. Anonymous suffering, broken families, people forced to uproot their lives just to survive.

    The overeducated, overpaid, overvalued, overprivileged activists-disguised-as-journalists who spent years whipping up climate hysteria and fomenting racial division while destroying the reputation of a once-great American newspaper have no idea what devastation looks like.

    Good luck with your Substack, Ashley.
    Quote
    Ashley Parker
    @AshleyRParker
    ·
    Feb 5
    Yesterday, I was wet-eyed (obvi) on the Metro, wearing my Post beanie (obvi), and a woman, a stranger, leaned over and hugged me.

    Which is to say: The entire city understands the scope of this devastating tragedy…

    https://theatlantic.com/politics/2026/02/washington-post-layoffs-bezos/685872/?gift=c_badRqhhaNnVNIbhIguY-RknNEbVuzweJ9YRC4Qv8c

    5:22 AM · Feb 6, 2026

  8. @4

    Single digits back and generating support from the youngs who it’s assumed don’t turn out is why a pack is dropping over half million to try to stop her.

    Good of you to play into the namesake by equating a pack with all Jews.

  9. the Anti-Jew

    Wait a sec, kreepfuck voted for one of those:

    https://www.wrmea.org/2019-january-february/president-george-h.w.-bush-stood-up-to-the-israel-lobby%E2%80%94and-paid-the-price.html

    TWICE.. Amirite?

    Just as it voted for a repuke who spewed “gook” while asking people for their vote!

    https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/McCain-Criticized-for-Slur-He-says-he-ll-keep-3304741.php

    And today it lauds the Clintons for being staunchly pro-Israel while jerking off to Farmer Jim or Gym Jordan giving them a hard time in closed session or open – whatever.

    We all having fun at kreepfuck’s expense are we? lmao..

  10. It was a staffer. I would never be up in the middle of the night twatting out totally insane things. Might give that staffer a raise because I am right in line with where they stand. Stop being offended. Everyone knows the black are animals. No I can’t tell you who the staffer is but his name rhymes with believe in killer. He was the one he was up at night bleaching some robes and he got a hold of my phone.

  11. wants Kim Jong Un to run Walmarts.

    I wouldn’t know. I’ve only been in a Walmart a few times. Once for a snicker’s bar another to shop for cell phone accessories.

    But why not you want that? After all the orange asswipe you voted for and Kim Jong Un “fell in love”.

    Whatever pants shitter loves you love. You’re a funnee little “man”.

  13. Now kreepfuck believes Kim Jong Un runs the:

    DefenseWAR Commissary Agency.

    Dunno. Maybe poopy pants outsourced it to Kim and the NK’s.

    Wouldn’t surprise me that much. Considering how much those two are “in love”.

  14. I mean…

    He was only an out proud Klansman until the day he died*

    The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from the Medgar & Myrlie Evers Home National Monument. Among the anticipated changes? No longer calling his murderer a “racist.”

    Edits to the brochure have removed that reference to Byron De La Beckwith, according to Park Service officials, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution. Other edits include eliminating the reference to Medgar Evers lying in a pool of blood after being shot.

    * cue another Robert Byrd reference from Dumbfuck

  15. @ 10

    … his name rhymes with believe in killer …

    This is better than anything authored in the last decade by a certain failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool.

  16. It is just so brave of this dude to admit that he was awarded an Olympic gold medal for serially beating the living shit out of his female opponents.

    Algerian Olympic Boxer Imane Khelif Admits To Having Male Sex Chromosome For The First Time

    Khelif has now admitted to having XY chromosomes for the first time in a new interview with French sports outlet L’Equipe.

    In the interview, Khelif confirmed he has the SRY gene carried on a Y chromosome. ‘SRY’ stands for Sex-determining Region of the Y, a gene that initiates typical male sexual development by triggering testes formation.

    Please, libbies, there must be some other award you can give him. For being so brave to come out as a woman-beater.

    Is there a Vogue magazine Douglas Emhoff Bravery Award for woman-beating?

  17. The dude @ 16 looks forward to beating the living shit out of even more women in the 2028 Olympics in LA:

    In his interview with L’Equipe, Khelif expressed optimism about his career and insisted he intended to defend his Olympic gold in Los Angeles in 2028.

  18. @16,17 where widbee kreepfuck admits to HA “libbies” that it is battered by its radlib dominatrix.

    Have courage kreepfuck, you can always, at any time, make like one of the trees she makes you hug.

  20. On YouTube, Cenk Uygur and Tucker Carlson have been having civil conversations about Zionist control over the US government.

    Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K!

  21. @ 19

    jerkey dickhead BOWMAN and wifey BOOED by the WHOLE STADIUM in Italy.

    I bet a whole stadium in Italy wouldn’t boo Boxcheck Momala.

    This must be devastating to the vice president. To be unappreciated by citizens of one of the PIIGS nations. A nation which has barely grown its economy from what it was before The Great Recession.

    I mean, JD Vance is probably as disturbed by this as, say, Mitch McConnell was in 2019 when the GOP lost a seat in the Virginia House of Representatives. What do you think of that comparison, YLB? Please show your work.

  22. Italians not liking JD Vance is YLB’s consolation for the reality that Italy’s political leader supports Donald Trump.

    I know, it’s silly, but it’s the best YLB has been able to come up with so far.

  23. @7 Uh, yeah, Joel Berry is another of the dumbfuck troll’s “sources.” Managing editor of Babylon Bee. This guy:

    Catholics are pushing back after Babylon Bee Managing Editor Joel Berry accused Gaza’s Christian community of aiding Hamas — just days after three Catholics were killed in a July 17 Israeli strike on Holy Family Church, the only Catholic parish in Gaza.

    “This won’t be easy for people to hear,” Berry wrote on X July 19, “but there are only about 200 professed Catholics still living in Gaza and they all support Hamas.”

    https://catholicvote.org/justifying-killing-catholics-outraged-after-babylon-bee-editor-attacks-catholic-victims-of-israeli-strike-in-gaza/

    I would argue he isn’t an authority on journalism or anything else. Where the hell does the dumbfuck troll find these people? Crawling through sewers?

  24. @ 23

    Wouldn’t it be more persuasive pushback if it came from, say, Catholics in Gaza, rather than those in New Jersey and Connecticut?

    There are only 200 Catholics remaining in Gaza. The rest died when they misfired missiles purportedly aimed at Israel.

  25. @7,12 This has been happening to one-company towns since the dawn of the industrial age. People who live in such towns know, or should know, the economic risks of a non-diversified local employment base.

    When they blame the closure of a buggy whip factory on climate change you know who they are, who they’re listening to, and where they’re coming from.

  26. @19 He isn’t worried because he knows being popular isn’t a requisite for holding power. He has role models like Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Idi Amin, and the Kims to comfort him on that score.

  27. @25 Oh look, the dumbfuck troll is going after Catholics. Can’t say I really blame him. Some of the priests, at least, aren’t much to write home about.

  28. @ 26

    He isn’t worried because he knows being popular isn’t a requisite for holding power.

    Democrats weren’t worried in 2016 because they thought this as well. So they nominated the second-least popular general election presidential candidate in history.

    Democrats FO. And I see someone has forgotten that lesson.

  29. Today the DJIA blew way past 50,000. Another milestone for Donald Trump.

    Wasn’t it G-clown who whined that the markets weren’t going anywhere?

  30. Italians not liking JD Vance

    Oh silly, stupid dumbfuck. It’s the Winter Olympics. It draws a worldwide audience, not only on television, to the stadium as well.

    People abroad call a spade a spade. They see an idiot who can’t think past sicko-phancy to the worst asswipe that’s ever hustled and grifted its way into power since Hitler and Mussolini.

    They see and treat its silly lackey accordingly and all the sicko-phant of widbee can do is look down its nose and babble like a dumbass.

  31. @ 30

    People abroad call a spade a spade.

    Imagine the liberal knee-jerk reaction if I had written that.

  32. @31 It’s hearts, diamonds, clubs and SPADES, ya silly fool.

    But then you voted for guys who called Africans “monkeys” and spewed “gook” while asking for your vote – and then you had the gall to project that shit on others.

    You’re a very funee little “man”.

  33. Today the DJIA blew way past 50,000. Another milestone for [orange poopy pants].

    That right?

    Some of tech’s biggest names led the charge. Nvidia (NVDA) surged over 8%, while Broadcom (AVGO) and Tesla (TSLA) posted sizable gains. Some tech gloom persisted as Amazon’s (AMZN) shares tumbled 7%. In its earnings, the major cloud provider outlined plans for a massive 2026 jump in spending to at least $200 billion, even as its forecast for operating income fell short.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live/stock-market-today-dow-closes-above-50000-for-the-first-time-as-stocks-soar-to-cap-volatile-week-192439380.html

    Just more tech stock momentum bullshit. Shades of the dot bomb bubble. The report on Amazon is telling. They’re laying off people to buy more fucking data center gear.

    Oh look! Oracle is in the same shit:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/oracle-may-lay-off-up-to-30000-employees-nearly-20-of-its-entire-workforce/ar-AA1VFN8q?ocid=BingNewsVerp

  34. I just realized why YLB was so thrilled that the Olympic Opening Ceremony crowd booed while the US Olympic Team was being introduced.

    It’s because right next to VP Vance is the Second Lady, Usha. Looking resplendent and glowing as a healthy pregnant woman is wont to do, and YLB felt it possible to blame the booing on two people in the stands and not on the US Olympic Team.

    Healthy Asian-heritage women frighten YLB. Yes, of course, the booing was for VP Vance, because he married an intelligent woman of color, and not for the US team that was being featured on the stadium field.

    I hope this makes you feel a tad more secure, YLB.

  35. Some members of Congress have viewed the Epstein files in an un-redacted state. While this is great news, it does not mean the information will released to commoners like us.

    Government always looks after government. It’s an exclusive club, and we will never be members. (Apologies to George Carlin for using a bit of his material.)

  36. Donald Trump will end DEI.

    Fourth Circuit, 25-1189, no dissenting opinion:

    In the first days of his second term, President Donald J. Trump issued two Executive
    Orders that directed executive agencies to end “diversity, equity, and inclusion” (“DEI”)
    programs within federal grant and contract processes. See Exec. Order No. 14,151, 90 Fed.
    Reg. 8339 (Jan 20, 2025); Exec. Order No. 14,173, 90 Fed. Reg. 8633 (Jan. 21, 2025).
    Plaintiffs—the Mayor and City Council of Baltimore; the American Association of
    University Professors; and the National Association of Diversity Officers in Higher
    Education1
    —sued and sought to preliminarily enjoin three of the Orders’ provisions on
    First and Fifth Amendment grounds.
    The district court entered a preliminary injunction, but we stayed it pending appeal.
    We now vacate the district court’s injunction and remand.

    Who knows? This might even allow Deathfrogg to get a job. Of course, keeping it is another matter.

  37. @ 35

    Some members of Congress have viewed the Epstein files in an un-redacted state. While this is great news, it does not mean the information will released to commoners like us.

    It does mean that if there was something really bad involving Donald Trump, it would have been leaked during the last administration.

  38. 37

    Epstein was an operative of the Mossad. His job was to entrap influential and wealthy people in “honey traps” so that foreign intelligence agency could use their victims’ sexual peccadilloes as blackmail material. The plan was to control the American government and economy with the threat of exposure.

    But now that plot has been subverted. The Zionists using Epstein’s “materials” didn’t realize Epstein was a dangerously cavalier asset due to his “fondness” for younger girls. He was careless and got caught. That’s why the Zionists had him killed in a New York jail cell and made it look like suicide.

    It wasn’t suicide. It was a murder to protect Zionism.

  39. @ 38

    Epstein was an operative of the Mossad. His job was to entrap influential and wealthy people in “honey traps” so that foreign intelligence agency could use their victims’ sexual peccadilloes as blackmail material.

    Which explains why the Clintons sold all of our uranium to a wholly owned subsidiary of a Russian nuclear corporation, Rosatom.

    Hey, don’t trust me on this; you don’t have to. The New York Times pointed it out:

    Cash Flowed to Clinton Foundation Amid Russian Uranium Deal

    The New York Times
    https://www.nytimes.com › 2015/04/24 › cash-flowed-t…
    Apr 23, 2015 — At the heart of the tale are several men, leaders of the Canadian mining industry, who have been major donors to the charitable endeavors of …

  40. The evidence that JD Vance was booed during the Olympic Opening Ceremony is so strong that Axios’ Alex Thompson retweeted the allegation, then thought better of it after watching the NBC News footage and deleted his own tweet.

    Say, YLB, can you hear boos in the NBC News footage of the event? Or are they drowned out by all of the cheering?

    Next up: YLB shifts quickly to allege that the booing in the CBC video feed was, in fact, directed at the kidnappers of Savannah Guthrie’s mom.

  41. @28 Who got 3 million more popular votes than the worst presidential candidate in history. You, of course, voted for the worst candidate. Three fucking times, because you’re a fuckwit.

  42. @31 Yeah, because the first thing that pops into your mind is a racist definition that doesn’t occur to anyone else. Same as you did with a certain vegetable. It comes from conditioning. And, maybe, long years in the Klan. Is your wife missing any bedsheets?

  43. Hahahahaha.. kreepfuck is sooooo sicko-phantic..

    How sicko-phantic is it?

    It can’t stop bleating its butthurtedness over jerky dick BOWMAN being booed at the Olympics.

    https://apple.news/A7LaT_SwMQWeTkhWuiFNjow

    First Klown DEE-Santis now BOWMAN.

    More bad taste than Casey and Usha COMBINED. If that can be believed.

  44. @36 Yeah, one of the challenges was thrown out for lack of standing, the other on the meritorious ground that the executive orders didn’t require the plaintiffs to do anything other than comply with federal anti-discrimination laws.

    The executive orders in question directed federal agencies, departments, and commissions to

    terminate, to the maximum extent allowed by law, all DEI, DEIA, and “environmental justice” offices and positions (including but not limited to “Chief Diversity Officer” positions); all “equity action plans,” “equity” actions, initiatives, or programs, “equity-related” grants or contracts; and all DEI or DEIA performance requirements for employees, contractors, or grantees.

    and to include in every federal contract or grant award,

    (A) A term requiring the contractual counterparty or grant recipient to agree that its compliance in all respects with all applicable Federal antidiscrimination laws is material to the government’s payment decisions for purposes of section 3729(b)(4) of title 31, United States Code; and (B) A term requiring such counterparty or recipient to certify that it does not operate any programs promoting DEI that violate any applicable Federal anti-discrimination laws.

    All this does is require contract and grant recipients to comply with the law, idiot.

    https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/251189.P.pdf

    Toot your horn, dumbfuck. Heck, blow a foghorn. You caught a snipe! 🥳🥁👏

  45. Silly kreepfuck blames the booing of BOWMAN on Italians and in the next breath crows that Italians elected the fascist Meloni.

    The poor dumbass is addled over fellating yet another unlikable jerk.

  46. @39 Which explains why the Clintons sold all of our uranium to a wholly owned subsidiary of a Russian nuclear corporation, Rosatom. Hey, don’t trust me on this; you don’t have to.

    Tale is right. The dumbfuck troll falls for every tale that comes along:

    The Uranium One controversy involves various conspiracy theories promoted by conservative media, politicians, and commentators that characterized the sale of the uranium mining company Uranium One to the Russian state-owned corporation Rosatom as a $145 million bribery scandal involving Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation. No evidence of wrongdoing was ever found.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_One_controversy

    Sucker.

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