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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/16/26, 8:28 am

Gaaah.

  • How much of a fuck up do you have to be for The Washington Association of Sheriffs and Police Chiefs to be like, come on, buddy? Keith Swank levels of fuck up.
  • Katie Wilson’s early executive orders are looking good.
  • Fuck ICE and whatnot.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:40 am

    Minnesota Democrats working awfully hard to distract from all of the Somali fraud.

    C3
    @C_3C_3

    I’m frantically chugging a 24oz bottle of water my kids forgot they had in their backpack in the TSA line and Somalis are walking through with $700 million in cash.

    Insane.

    6:47 PM · Jan 15, 2026

    Somalis run the Minneapolis airport, at all levels. Convenient.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:46 am

    Somali-speaking liberal Minneapolis mayor planning to send his cops out to be slaughtered by federal troops.

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    ·
    Watch the Minneapolis police chief’s reaction when Mayor Frey says he wants cops to “fight ICE agents in the street.”

    2:19 PM · Jan 15, 2026

    Liberals in Minnesota from the governor on down, begging for civil war.

    Very insurrection-y.

  3. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:08 am

    A NYC maga for Mamdani voter:

    “I think economics and affordability, that’s what wins elections.

    Like, I think one of the most conservative things you can do is trying to get people to have a family with no cost childcare.

    Like being able to have a family and afford to have kids.

    How is that not conservative?”

    https://youtu.be/ICroxl2r1B8?t=272

    Asked to comment, teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee bleated, “And Israel controls the weather, amirite?”

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:10 am

    “may there be tyler robinsons for you all” is a pretty good line, actually.

    Brandi Kruse
    @BrandiKruse

    🚨 NEW: The University of Washington has released a statement about its research scientist who said @DeAngelisCorey and I should be assassinated: “UW Medicine denounces violence against all people and takes seriously the concerns reported to us regarding this matter. We are reviewing the specifics of this situation — including a detailed review of the facts, university policy and the law — and will determine next steps.”

    1:27 PM · Jan 12, 2026

    Kudos to this chick with a dick in the UW research community for some originality.

    Of course, originality also means that he is male, no matter what he tries to make you think.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:13 am

    @ 4

    Like, I think one of the most conservative things you can do is trying to get people to have a family with no cost childcare.
    …
    How is that not conservative?”

    If you mean not killing the baby while it’s in the womb, but letting it be born, I agree. Not killing babies is conservative.

  6. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:18 am

    If you mean not killing the baby while it’s in the womb

    widbee kreepfuck for women bearing rapist spawn..

    lmao.. Even the babbling butthole opposed that.

    widbee dumbfuck’s journey to teh magat side is complete.

  7. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:23 am

    Of course, originality also means that he is male

    Shorter kreepfuck:

    Someone in these pictures should be wearing pants.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-11058827/Donald-Trump-hits-links-golf-club-pro-celebs-Caitlyn-Jenner-Charles-Barkley.html

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:35 am

    Charles Blow says that imagery of George Washington is Nazi imagery.

    I gotta stop giving those $3 tips to the Somalis at the airport parking lots. I don’t want them to think I’m a Nazi.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:37 am

    Willingness (and ability – sorry to HA’s failed investor) to purchase Goldman Sachs shares at $835 sometime between now and next January is worth $76 right now.

    Certain individuals who do not understand basic options strategies see this as gambling.

  10. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:37 am

    For merely speaking the truth:

    Following Charlie Kirk’s death, public universities fired and censured employees who posted critical comments about the conservative icon. Months later, and with some legal pressure, a handful of schools are reversing course.

    In recent months, at least three fired professors have reclaimed their jobs, and three more have had suspensions lifted or investigations concluded in their favor. One of those employees, Darren Michael at Austin Peay State University in Tennessee, also secured a $500,000 settlement from his public university, The Tennessean, a member of the USA TODAY Network reported.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/professors-fired-for-criticizing-charlie-kirk-are-returning-to-work/ar-AA1UlhP6?ocid=BingNewsBrowse&cvid=696a759180f24023b120afd626f5bc84

    A TN uni? Oooh how woke, woke, woke of them. To settle with a prof for half a mil over the prof speaking the truth.

    Charlie Kirk was a bigoted jerk. Who strangely near the end of its life was crossing a red line.

    Raising uncomfortable questions about Israel.

    https://digitalchew.com/2025/09/19/why-is-charlie-kirks-israel-stance-stirring-so-much-debate/

    And getting loads of shit for it.

  11. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:43 am

    Charles Blow says that imagery of George Washington is Nazi imagery.

    Nazi is all the rage these days. You’d think 50k bonuses are enough.

    But play the nazi music and the right sorts of magats are recruited for crashing into cars, assaulting and kidnapping people going to their jobs or showing up to their court dates.

    https://theintercept.com/2026/01/13/dhs-ice-white-nationalist-neo-nazi/

    Definitely not maga for Mamdani.

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:14 am

    It’s hard to see how so much fraud could occur under the nose of Tim Walz unless he simply did not care because it propped up the DFL and other Minnesota liberals.

    Willful neglect.

    Great choice, Boxcheck Momala.

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