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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/16/26, 8:28 am

Gaaah.

  • How much of a fuck up do you have to be for The Washington Association of Sheriffs and Police Chiefs to be like, come on, buddy? Keith Swank levels of fuck up.
  • Katie Wilson’s early executive orders are looking good.
  • Fuck ICE and whatnot.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:40 am

    Minnesota Democrats working awfully hard to distract from all of the Somali fraud.

    C3
    @C_3C_3

    I’m frantically chugging a 24oz bottle of water my kids forgot they had in their backpack in the TSA line and Somalis are walking through with $700 million in cash.

    Insane.

    6:47 PM · Jan 15, 2026

    Somalis run the Minneapolis airport, at all levels. Convenient.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:46 am

    Somali-speaking liberal Minneapolis mayor planning to send his cops out to be slaughtered by federal troops.

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    ·
    Watch the Minneapolis police chief’s reaction when Mayor Frey says he wants cops to “fight ICE agents in the street.”

    2:19 PM · Jan 15, 2026

    Liberals in Minnesota from the governor on down, begging for civil war.

    Very insurrection-y.

  3. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:08 am

    A NYC maga for Mamdani voter:

    “I think economics and affordability, that’s what wins elections.

    Like, I think one of the most conservative things you can do is trying to get people to have a family with no cost childcare.

    Like being able to have a family and afford to have kids.

    How is that not conservative?”

    https://youtu.be/ICroxl2r1B8?t=272

    Asked to comment, teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee bleated, “And Israel controls the weather, amirite?”

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:10 am

    “may there be tyler robinsons for you all” is a pretty good line, actually.

    Brandi Kruse
    @BrandiKruse

    🚨 NEW: The University of Washington has released a statement about its research scientist who said @DeAngelisCorey and I should be assassinated: “UW Medicine denounces violence against all people and takes seriously the concerns reported to us regarding this matter. We are reviewing the specifics of this situation — including a detailed review of the facts, university policy and the law — and will determine next steps.”

    1:27 PM · Jan 12, 2026

    Kudos to this chick with a dick in the UW research community for some originality.

    Of course, originality also means that he is male, no matter what he tries to make you think.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:13 am

    @ 4

    Like, I think one of the most conservative things you can do is trying to get people to have a family with no cost childcare.
    …
    How is that not conservative?”

    If you mean not killing the baby while it’s in the womb, but letting it be born, I agree. Not killing babies is conservative.

  6. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:18 am

    If you mean not killing the baby while it’s in the womb

    widbee kreepfuck for women bearing rapist spawn..

    lmao.. Even the babbling butthole opposed that.

    widbee dumbfuck’s journey to teh magat side is complete.

  7. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:23 am

    Of course, originality also means that he is male

    Shorter kreepfuck:

    Someone in these pictures should be wearing pants.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-11058827/Donald-Trump-hits-links-golf-club-pro-celebs-Caitlyn-Jenner-Charles-Barkley.html

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:35 am

    Charles Blow says that imagery of George Washington is Nazi imagery.

    I gotta stop giving those $3 tips to the Somalis at the airport parking lots. I don’t want them to think I’m a Nazi.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:37 am

    Willingness (and ability – sorry to HA’s failed investor) to purchase Goldman Sachs shares at $835 sometime between now and next January is worth $76 right now.

    Certain individuals who do not understand basic options strategies see this as gambling.

  10. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:37 am

    For merely speaking the truth:

    Following Charlie Kirk’s death, public universities fired and censured employees who posted critical comments about the conservative icon. Months later, and with some legal pressure, a handful of schools are reversing course.

    In recent months, at least three fired professors have reclaimed their jobs, and three more have had suspensions lifted or investigations concluded in their favor. One of those employees, Darren Michael at Austin Peay State University in Tennessee, also secured a $500,000 settlement from his public university, The Tennessean, a member of the USA TODAY Network reported.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/professors-fired-for-criticizing-charlie-kirk-are-returning-to-work/ar-AA1UlhP6?ocid=BingNewsBrowse&cvid=696a759180f24023b120afd626f5bc84

    A TN uni? Oooh how woke, woke, woke of them. To settle with a prof for half a mil over the prof speaking the truth.

    Charlie Kirk was a bigoted jerk. Who strangely near the end of its life was crossing a red line.

    Raising uncomfortable questions about Israel.

    https://digitalchew.com/2025/09/19/why-is-charlie-kirks-israel-stance-stirring-so-much-debate/

    And getting loads of shit for it.

  11. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 9:43 am

    Charles Blow says that imagery of George Washington is Nazi imagery.

    Nazi is all the rage these days. You’d think 50k bonuses are enough.

    But play the nazi music and the right sorts of magats are recruited for crashing into cars, assaulting and kidnapping people going to their jobs or showing up to their court dates.

    https://theintercept.com/2026/01/13/dhs-ice-white-nationalist-neo-nazi/

    Definitely not maga for Mamdani.

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:14 am

    It’s hard to see how so much fraud could occur under the nose of Tim Walz unless he simply did not care because it propped up the DFL and other Minnesota liberals.

    Willful neglect.

    Great choice, Boxcheck Momala.

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:16 am

    CNN:

    Renee Good: More than a week has passed since an ICE agent fatally shot 37-year-old Renee Good. Her family’s lawyers are demanding that all evidence tied to her death, including Good’s car, cellphone video, dashcam video and communications between agents, be preserved as part of a civil investigation that could lead to a lawsuit.

    Dashcam video? I didn’t know there was dashcam video.

    By all means, let’s go to the tape. You libbies are anxious to see the recording, aren’t you?

  14. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:20 am

    @12 Your fraud jag is silly dumbfuck and based on a yt video from a silly magat. Fraud has been investigated in MN for years.

    Why did a bunch of Fed SA’s just resign? The priority isn’t fraud. It’s making an example of people armed with whistles bearing witness to a white nationalist terror campaign conducted by thugs with guns and chemical munitions.

  15. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:23 am

    I would like to thank YLB for repeatedly voting for and perpetually supporting the policies that have resulted in the K-shaped economy.

    Everyone else having a good LEAP day?

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:28 am

    @ 14

    Fraud has been investigated in MN for years.

    No argument.

    What’s different now, YLB, is that fraud is now being charged.

    Recall that the DOJ took over the investigation of Feeding Our Future during the Biden presidency, because Minnesota had fucked it up. Fraud was identified by the state in mid-2019 but it was the feds who finally shut it down. In 2022.

    Walz has been in office 7-plus years. Buck stops with him.

    How did it get this bad under Walz? Willful neglect is increasingly likely.

    Good luck with the “This is old news.” attempt, YLB.

  17. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:29 am

    that have resulted in the K-shaped economy.

    Never voted for tax cuts for the rich.. Ever…

    When papa Bush raised taxes, got a lot of shit for it. Like from Pat Buchanan, a Nixon worshiper transformed into suck up to the rich.

    Shit that bonzo never got after it raised taxes numerous times.

    And when Bill raised taxes, oh that was “class warfare”.

    Empty suit Bush on – the rich get richer and repukes get donors.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:30 am

    I see that the lying troll has returned to promoting a Nazi trash site that now sells subscriptions to infant porn.

    https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-01-14/newsom-calls-for-investigation-into-social-media-site

    Not unexpected.

  19. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:32 am

    @ 14

    The priority isn’t fraud.

    Of course the priority is fraud. Proving and successfully prosecuting billions of dollars of fraud makes the GOP look better than any arrest could.

    The new DOJ fraud unit is proof that it’s going after fraud. Meanwhile, ICE is going after the illegals.

    Donald Trump stopped illegal migration, without Congress. Joe Biden said he could do nothing without Congress.

  20. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:36 am

    because Minnesota had fucked it up.

    But you’re fixated on Walz over “Keith X”.. Why?

    Walz makes you forget Ilhan Omar.

    We get it dumbfuck. Cruelty is the point. Walz’ son has a mental disabilty. That triggers you. That brings out the hate in you. And you project all over the place.

    Dang, you are piece of “work”.

  21. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:41 am

    Of course the priority is fraud.

    Sure, bigot.

    Now do Rick Scott.

  22. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:42 am

    Proving and successfully prosecuting billions of dollars of fraud makes the GOP look better than any arrest could.

    Plenty of PPP and other fraud was unearthed under Biden. Didn’t do shit. Because so many of the fraudsters were white.

    Oh and just past April 14 BILLION of Medicare/Medicaid fraud was unearthed and crowed over by the Bondi DOJ. A lot of the investigation was done under Biden. Did that do anything? Nope. Over 10 percent of it was in South Florida.

    Did “the buck stop” with your previous manlove DEE-Santis?

    The difference here in MN is BLACK as viciously fixated on by the idiot magat youtuber and YOU.

  23. Cool Story Bro spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:43 am

    @1

    Random Twat from a random Twatter.

  24. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:46 am

    The new DOJ fraud de-naturalization and deportation to “shithole country” unit

    ftfy

  25. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:47 am

    Why are any of you arguing with this lying troll about fraud?

    He’s a proven liar.

    There. It’s done. Everything he’s posted can now be conveniently dismisssed by referring back to that simple, obvious, well established fact.

    This is just more Biden crime family and Whitewater bullshit. He hasn’t got anything more than a pile of made-up shit and he never willl. And when you painstakingly dig through all that shit to carefully point out the lies behind it all, he will just move one, pretend it has nothing to do with him, and blame his shit, pedophile sources. Like he always has done before.

    Only having dug through it all you will be covered in shit.

    Don’t dig around in shit.

    The lying troll is shit.

  26. FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:50 am

    @13

    Where a Dumbfuck thinks if dashcam video currently under ICE control was exculpatory it would not have been released instead of a bullshit claim of ‘internal bleeding’ that required zero medical observation leaked to the now state media CBS.

    This is why we don’t believe @9. You’re too stupid to navigate ETrade’s websites.

  27. The Midterms spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:51 am

    More Enten. 22 Senate Republicans are running on this record. And the Epstein cover up. And ICE. AND Greenland. AND Joe Biden Donnie insisting the economy is grrrrreat because stocks.

    58% of Americans say Trump’s second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump’s numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.

  28. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:56 am

    The lying troll is shit.

    We can’t resist poking fun at the new “Baghdad Bob”.

    The run up to November will be the best time ever here.

  29. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:00 am

    Dumbfuck, your beloved pants shitter has pardoned fraudsters:

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/11/19/eli-weinstein-fraud-pardon-donald-trump-prison/87346663007/

    Only for them to swindle more people of their life savings.

  30. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:08 am

    @ 18

    Others have generated images that appear to show minors, prompting criticism that the tools are being used to create child pornography.

    Let’s ban computers, because we can’t digitally create child porn without them.

    Let’s ban having children, too, because when we have children those little humans are being used to create child pornography.

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:11 am

    @ 26

    Where a Dumbfuck thinks if dashcam video currently under ICE control …

    I might have misread @ 13, as I interpreted it to mean that the lesbian poet domestic terrorist’s vehicle had a dash cam that was running at the time.

    Because wouldn’t that be fun.

  32. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:12 am

    @ 22

    Plenty of PPP and other fraud was unearthed under Biden. Didn’t do shit. Because so many of the fraudsters were whiteDemocrats.

    And because, in general, Biden didn’t do shit about anything.

  33. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:17 am

    Joe Biden said he could do nothing without Congress.

    There apparently was no border crisis because Senate repukes wrote a bill and didn’t pass it.

    On orders from pants shitter.

    Had the chance and whiffed. Musta been all made up. yawwwn..

    btw, Senate repukes agreed to do something that Biden told them he needed and they held up Ukraine aid to do that. Another big yawwwn.

    Biden didn’t do shit

    lmao… Infrastructure (repuke approved).. Chips bill (repuke approved).. Green energy (thumb down from fossil fuels and pants shitter)..

    Senate repukes ended up not doing shit about immigration. yawwwn.

  34. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:21 am

    We can’t resist poking fun at the new “Baghdad Bob”.

    Then have at it.

    But please stop smelling up the place by tossing through his shit salads, going through each of his ridiculous claims like they are credible or worthy of engagement. Focus more on dismantling the thousands of daily false claims of the GOP and the MAGASTAPO administration if that’s your bag. And just mock the troll and move on. It’s more fun that way, anyway. That’s how he gets frustrated and desperate and starts pulling out his FB friends in CO and his worst “European” vacation since Lord Douglas Haig’s 1916 tour of the Somme. That’s much more fun.

  35. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:23 am

    Let’s ban computers, because we can’t digitally create child porn without them.

    It’s easier to just ban Republicans, since they do all the pedophilia anyways.

    Release the files already. Stop protecting child rapists.

  36. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:25 am

    I might have misread @ 13 LIED

    Well, duh.

  37. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:26 am

    Taiwanese electronics companies will pay a 15% tariff on exports to the US.

    Taiwan’s tech/chip firms will invest $250B in US manufacturing.

    Taiwan’s government will invest another $250B in the US.

    The US will receive less in tariffs, but Americans will be doing the manufacturing.

  38. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:31 am

    Taiwan’s tech/chip firms will invest $250B in US manufacturing.

    Taiwan’s government will invest another $250B in the US.

    They’d better reshore cuz’ pants shitter is doing everything it can from Venezuela to Greenland to signal to Xi it’s ok to finally move on Taiwan.

    Btw, chip manufacture is a miserable job – just ask anyone who works for Intel and the way TSMC operates it’s even more miserable although their labor practices may not pass muster here.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:43 am

    19,000 fewer initial unemployment claims than during the same week last year.

  40. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:45 am

    The lesbian poet domestic terrorist sustained four gunshot injuries.

    Say, YLB, do you think the fourth may have been that fragment ricochet off of Charlie Kirk’s chest plate?

  41. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:47 am

    that fragment ricochet off of Charlie Kirk’s chest plate?

    ya mean the man of steel who thought Israel controlled the weather?

  42. Vanguard Funds spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:48 am

    Fool me five times…

    This is ALSO why no one believes your gambling wins.

    Nutlik announces once the plan is approved Trump will waive Tariffs on incoming Taiwanese chips.

    Get approved
    Draw plans
    Hire construction
    Get kickbacks from municipalities
    Break ground
    Wait til 2029
    …..
    Sorry there will be no jobs. It’s too expensive to do it here there are no kids to work the factories. Thanks for the cash, Tulsa!

    Foxconn

  43. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:50 am

    @ 38

    Btw, chip manufacture is a miserable job – just ask anyone who works for Intel and the way TSMC operates it’s even more miserable although their labor practices may not pass muster here.

    It must be news to YLB that TSMC is already here. New plants recently opened in AZ.

    How much does a Semiconductor Manufacturing make in Arizona?
    As of Jan 16, 2026, the average annual pay for a Semiconductor Manufacturing in Arizona is $48,355 a year.

    YLB, how much does Agave harvesting pay?

  44. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:52 am

    19,000 fewer initial unemployment claims than during the same week last year.

    yabut the participation rate is the same as when klownservaturds whined during Obama.

  45. St. Louis Fed spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 11:52 am

    @39

    As the Labor Force Participation rate ticks downward.

    Google is free.

  46. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:01 pm

    It must be news to YLB that TSMC

    Nope.. Not news at all. Happy to see it. Happy to see Biden convinced the Senate repukes to help make that happen.

    That’s pretty low pay at TSMC.. Doesn’t cover high rent and the high electric needed to endure AZ heat these days. And didn’t you say a worker at Intel is paid high 5 figures on average?

    yawwwn.. next?

  47. The Virus spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:10 pm

    The Virus is forever yours!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/surgeon-accused-killing-ex-wife-dentist-husband-ohio-indicted-murders-rcna254467

  48. The Virus spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:12 pm

    Release the files already. Stop protecting child rapists.

    GOP Proud

  49. He can’t NOT lie spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:14 pm

    So for whatever reason the Trump “I could’ve played major league baseball“ story has bubbled up over on TikTok today. And this is illustrative of so much of Donnie.

    For decades, he’s been telling the story about how he tried out for the Yankees with Willie McCovey.

    Now for the “Joe Biden embellishes a lot“ crowd Willie tries out for the Yankees as a 17-year-old in 1955 and begins playing minor league ball and fairly quickly makes the majors. In 1955 Donald Trump is nine years old and somehow he went to Florida And tried out at Yankee spring training as a great schooler.

    Oh, and a couple years ago, The Sporting News found the one season they could document via local newspapers of Donnie‘s high school baseball career where he batted .178

  50. The Virus spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:16 pm

    Ban The Straights – the only way to be murder and violence free.

  51. G spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:19 pm

    Bob is a random Twat.

    And sleeps with horses.

  52. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 12:37 pm

    Dang, the net is a time machine:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/83-old-man-convicted-killing-162851957.html

    I just found widbee dumbfuck’s future.. or present day.. or past day.. whatevs..

  53. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:04 pm

    The US will receive less in tariffs, but Americans will be doing the manufacturing.

    And gasoline is selling for $1.25.

    Sure, bigot.

  54. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:07 pm

    The lesbian poet domestic terrorist sustained four gunshot injuries.

    That’s at least three felony counts.

    No statute of limitations. Fat Hitler can’t immunize. Keep digging MAGA assholes. By the time this heads to trial you won’t be able to empanel a single juror who hasn’t had their car window smashed out.

  55. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:18 pm

    A distinguished retired former federal law enforcement agent after observing the NYT breakdown of all the Renee Good murder videos:
    “I watched it, that actually makes it much worse. He never should have been in front of the SUV. We are trained do not get in front of a vehicle like that, there’s only bad outcomes. Also, his video clearly shows she was not surreptitiously reaching for any objects within the vehicles drivers compartment, so the only defense for the agent would be that she was trying to run him over, which clearly isn’t the case, as emphasized by the fact that his legs were out of the way. The video also shows the SUV was moving so slowly that even in icy conditions he should’ve just moved out of the way. In the department of justice we are prohibited from using deadly force purely to prevent escape. Bad shoot all around.”

    Minnesota state law also prohibits law enforcement from using deadly force purely to prevent escape. Makes it a felony.

  56. Cut ICE to Fund Healthcare spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:30 pm

    Trump out there making “healthcare” his signature issue for this year’s midterms.

    Excellent.

  57. Uncle Rico spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:36 pm

    “You look at what’s happening in Minnesota, it’s so sad. And it’s so sad because ICE is taking out murderers, they’re taking out drug lords, they’re taking out people from mental institutions, bringing them back to their country. They’re taking out the roughest people. Tren de Aragua.”

    -Donald The MLB Superstar

    The only death from gunshot so far this year in Minnesota was when Renee Good was executed by a white supremacist incel.

  58. Scott Ritter under attack from the FBI spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:36 pm

    If one wants evidence that there is, in fact, a “Deep State” group of anti-Constitution government employees, he or she should look no further than the case of Scott Ritter and how the Federal Bureau of Investigation Investigation has treated him.

    Scott Ritter is a whistle-blower for exposing government corruption and criminal activity. He has been vocal in his recent criticisms of Trump’s administration because of the intense Zionist control over Trump and the Executive Branch, in addition to the Zionists’ control over the Legislative Branch and likely control over our Supreme Court.

    The FBI has de-banked Scott Ritter because of his activities, and this is the exact reason why the Founders established the Bill of Rights. When mere government employees start behaving like tyrants, the Constitution and Bill of Rights mandate their removal and destruction.

    I won’t try to tell Mr. Ritter’s full story here in small post on HA, but I recommend everyone go over the Judge Neapolitan’s YouTube channel and watch the approximately 30-minute video the Judge conducted yesterday evening with Mr. Ritter. If it doesn’t get you to realize there is a very dangerous Deep State in our federal government that needs to be removed, then you are supporting tyranny. Please give the video a look.

  59. Dementia J. Trump, First Base, Yankees 1955 to 1962 spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 1:47 pm

    a “Deep State” group of anti-Constitution government employees

    They’re called the Republican Party, dipshit.

  60. Scott Ritter under attack from the FBK spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 2:01 pm

    @59,

    Did you view the video?

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 3:14 pm

    The DOJ has decided it’s going to be the Supreme Court on 2nd amendment cases.

    A nearly 100-year-old federal ban on mailing handguns through the U.S. Postal Service is unconstitutional and cannot be enforced, according to an opinion released Thursday by the Department of Justice (DOJ).

    The 15-page opinion concluded that a 1927 law, which made it illegal to use the Postal Service to mail concealable firearms, such as pistols and revolvers, infringes on the Second Amendment.

    https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5691733-doj-opinion-handguns-usps/

  62. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 3:40 pm

    @ 54

    By the time this heads to trial you won’t be able to empanel a single juror who hasn’t had their car window smashed out.

    Why, surely. Once the fraud taps are turned off the illegals will be forced to do smash ‘n grabs. Or get jobs.

  63. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 4:06 pm

    watch the approximately 30-minute video the Judge conducted yesterday evening with Mr. Ritter.

    What a waste of time. Ritter is sadly a convicted sex offender who shills for Russia over youtube on a number of pro-Russia channels.

    Last I heard of him, he even tried to defect to Russia following in Tara Reade’s footsteps. I imagine Russia rejected him as they don’t care for pedos.

    You can watch that “deep state” stuff on RT practically 24/7. Who needs klownspiracy theorist Judge N?

  64. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 4:09 pm

    The FBI has de-banked Scott Ritter

    He should try a Qatari bank. I understand that works well for pirates like orange pants shitter.

  65. Scott Ritter under attack from the FBI spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 4:12 pm

    @63 & 64:

    Just watch the video.

  66. These ICEholes spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 5:42 pm

    Today’s video:

    A U.S. Border Patrol agent kneed a man at least five times in the face while several other agents held him pinned facedown on the pavement in south Minneapolis on Friday, according to multiple witnesses who shared videos with the Reformer.

    Yarrow Tkachuk-Kedziora, a Minneapolis resident, heard a horn blaring and looked out a second-floor window onto Chicago Avenue near 24th Street. They saw a black Chevrolet Suburban driven by a U.S. Border Patrol agent going the wrong way and then hit a gray Buick Encore head on.

    An agent then jumped out of the Suburban, smashed in the driver’s window of the Encore and pulled the driver out of the car.

  67. Solidarity Forever spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 6:07 pm

    Homan, (gloving away the game of why they wear masks), announces they are going to start contacting the employers of protestors and ‘Make them Famous.’

    He’s under the impression that ICE is still popular.

    Minnesota workers:

    MINNEAPOLIS LABOR UNION DELEGATION
    AND LOCAL REGIONAL LABOR BODIES
    ENDORSE JANUARY 23: DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM. NO WORK, SCHOOL, OR SHOPPING

  68. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 6:24 pm

    Trump pardoned a woman who committed fraud. She demonstrated her gratitude by committing fraud again. He just pardoned her again.

    https://www.aol.com/news/trump-pardon-ex-puerto-rico-190219792.html

    If you ask yourself, “why would he do that,” the immediate thought that comes to mind is he’s selling pardons or taking bribes. But that would be speculating without evidence, so I’m not gonna suggest such thing.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:00 pm

    In a “damning new Wall Street Journal poll … nearly half of all voters say the economy has gotten worse over the past year, while just 35% see improvement.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/wall-street-journal-2674904069/

    So much for running on cheaper eggs and gas.

  70. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:09 pm

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials dined at the El Tapatio Mexican restaurant in Willmar, Minnesota, then came back hours later to arrest the waitstaff.

    https://www.rawstory.com/michael-steele-2674904096/

    If they keep doing this, pretty soon ICE agents will have to brown bag, because there will be no one left to serve them.

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:13 pm

    After the GOP ran obstetricians out of Alabama, Dr. Oz thinks replacing them with robots is a great idea.

    https://www.rawstory.com/dr-oz-2674904171/

    I think all the women should leave Alabama, too, especially if they want to have children or value their lives. Let all the MAGA male morons fuck each other instead.

    Oh wait, in Alabama that gets you thrown off a rooftop. So I guess they’ll have to fuck their mules instead. Doctor Dumbfuck can give them instruction.

  72. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:15 pm

    The Martha Graham Dance Company, unwilling to dance to Trump’s tune, has declined to perform at the Kennedy Trump Center.

    https://www.rawstory.com/kennedy-center-trump-2674904046/

  73. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:19 pm

    Trump now shares the distinction of being gifted a Nobel Prize medal and diploma he didn’t win with Joseph Goebbels, who also was gifted a Nobel Prize medal and diploma someone else won.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-nobel-peace-prize-2674904160/

    I submit Trump and Goebbels have quite a bit more in common than just that.

  74. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:22 pm

    Bari Weiss did it again:

    A report from anonymous sources claiming ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered internal bleeding after fatally shooting 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good more than a week ago faced skepticism from CBS News staff but received approval from editor in chief Bari Weiss, a report states.

    https://www.rawstory.com/bari-weiss-cbs-mistakes/

    There’s no longer the slightest doubt that CBS under Weiss is being remade into a PR shop for the Trump administration.

  75. Revenge spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 7:26 pm

    “ There’s no longer the slightest doubt that CBS under Weiss is being remade into a PR shop for the Trump administration.”

    It’s revenge for Dan Rather’s hard-on for GWB 20 years ago..

  76. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:10 pm

    75)Or Cronkite on Vietnam, or Murrow going after MacArthur.

  77. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 8:11 pm

    73)Why didn’t he just claim Teddy Roosevelt’s Nobel Peace Prize, it’s in the White House.

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/16/26 at 10:44 pm

    A federal judge has enjoined ICE from further harassing, intimidating, pepper spraying, assaulting, and/or arresting peaceful and law abiding observers and protesters of ICE’s surge enforcement operations in Minnesota.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mnd.229758/gov.uscourts.mnd.229758.85.0_1.pdf

  79. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/17/26 at 12:07 am

    @78 Even Sky News, a rightwing network, isn’t immune from ICE’s abuse of fundamental rights. See video below. The judge enjoined this behavior by ICE agents, who can no longer threaten or arrest people simply for following ICE vehicles.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vKsJeG7Il2A

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