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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard β€” Friday, 12/5/25, 8:10 am

Be prepared to say, “Yeah, it sounds like an atmospheric river starting Sunday” to all of your coworkers.

  • Still excited about the One Line extension.
  • Shared streets.
  • I don’t know the specific resumes of the women nominated to replace Girmay Zahilay, but kudos for picking all Black women.
  • Rich people got a tax cut from the Federal government, so they wouldn’t even notice a tax increase in Washington. So a no new tax budget seems like leaving a lot on the table.
  • Just let trans people play sports.

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:23 am

    Grand jury transcripts and records from Epstein in south FLA have been unsealed by the judge and released today.

  2. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:28 am

    While FBI Dir Kash Patel (uncharacteristically) continues to keep a very tight lid on the investigation and impending prosecution of Brian Cole Jr. the narrative control slipped a bit yesterday when FBI leaked to major media that Cole has admitted that he was in DC to take part in the Stop the Steal rally and violent armed attack against the Capitol.

  3. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:31 am

    The Secretary’s transmission of nonpublic operational information over Signal to an uncleared journalist and others 2 to 4 hours before planned strikes using his personal cell phone exposed sensitive DoD information. Using a personal cell phone to conduct official business and send nonpublic DoD information through Signal risks potential compromise of sensitive DoD information, which could cause harm to DoD personnel and mission objectives.

    Inspector General report on the investigation into Secretary of Defense Whiskey Pete Hegseth and his unauthorized use of unsecured Signal app communications leaking details of classified defense plans earlier this year.

  4. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:36 am

    The White House is thrilled to announce that The President has won yet another very important global prize.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:50 am

    @ 2

    … Cole has admitted that he was in DC to take part in the Stop the Steal rally and violent armed attack against the Capitol.

    And yet he escaped notice by thousands of federal authorities using the exact same database material to ensure capture and prosecution of each grandmother who wandered through the Capitol building at the express invitation of the nice Metro policeperson manning the door.

    We were told that the cell phone tower logs had been corrupted. Yet there is the information from them, right there in the indictment.

  6. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:51 am

    FBI Director Kash Patel has been accused by FBI agents of ordering members of the security detail assigned to his country music singer girlfriend to escort her drunk friends home after a night out.

  7. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 10:57 am

    As the MAGA Fat Pedophile administration continues to drown in a gyre of criminal corruption, substance abuse, emergent fascism, murder on the high seas, and pedophilia, and as all other major media platforms and social media platforms pretend it isn’t happening, thank god for Bluesky where the only site censorship is on threats of violence.

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 12/5/25 at 11:20 am

    @ 6

    … ordering members of the security detail assigned to his country music singer girlfriend …

    Yeah, that’s not protocol.

    Protocol is Bill Clinton paying his personal attorney to hide him in a car so that he could escape the White House grounds in order to fuck women to whom he was not married.

    Patel should have paid an Uber driver to drive the bimbos home.

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