Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- The Resistance: ♫ This song is not allowed! ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Breathtaking Inanity, Impressive Insanity ♬
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Don’t Stop Mocking Him ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel (in Brooklyn): Трамп’s crucial release of Amelia Earhart files & JD Vance’s bullshit
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kimmel May Have Saved Democracy ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to new Taylor Swift album
- Caitlin Speaks: Трамп insults his own supporters…and they cheer
- LegalEagle: Трамп’s corrupt case against Comey is a trainwreck
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Trash Can of Freedom (Executive Privilege Blues) ♬
- The Late Show: A lifeline for easily-confused senior citizens
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Portland ♬:
- Ronny Chieng: Hegseth lectures “fat Generals” and Трамп threatens war against U.S. cities
- Jon Stewart: Трамп sends troops to Portland & shootings trigger left-right blame game
- Stephen: Трамп declares war pn Portland & Medbeds for all! & the weak case against James Comey
- Lawrence O’Donnell: We are clearly seeing madness pouring from the darkness of Трамп’s mind
- John Di Domenico: World leaders baffled by Трамп’s angry word salad at UN
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’ll Indict You! ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Americans
- Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Felon Von Shitzenpantz AGAIN—Escalator outburst & new docs drop
- Jen Psaki: Трамп’s policies are devastating U.S. farmers
- Glenn Kirschner: Трамп’s speech to military leaders PROVES he’s dangerously unfit as Commander in Chief
- Seth Meyers: Трамп posts AI “med bed” conspiracy video & threatens to send troops to Portland
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Fake Accomplishments, Real Corruption ♬
- Punchline Presents: Трамп’s Jimmy Kimmel plan backfires
- Ari Melber: Трамп’s unlawful call for ‘war’ on citizens met with stony silence from generals
- Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Fake Emergencies ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to bad bunny Super Bowl news
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Project 2025 ♬
- Lawrence O’Donnell: How many flashes of insanity from a president should we tolerate?
- Stephen: Shutdown eve & Hegseth to America’s enemies, “FAFO” & Трамп to military brass, “fight the enemy within”
- John D. Cundle: ♫ The Great Offender ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Horrible or Just Nuts? ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ He Could Drive the Public Crazy ♬
- The Daily Show: Thaddeus Crowley digs up old laws to serve Трамп’s lawless whims
- Jen Psaki: Apparent degradation of Трамп’s mental state raises alarms
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Consistently Awful ♬
- The Late Show: How do we know if Трамп Rx drugs are safe?
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Barron Трамп with ladies
Vox: Why Nevada has so many ghost towns
Total Shutshow:
- Stephen: Трамп uses the shutdown to punish Dems & Vance claims he is having a good time & catching the A.I. bug
- Ronny Chieng: Трамп posts bizarre AI videos as government shuts down
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans a government shutdown
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Trump Shutdown ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts himself on shutdown blame, declares “war” on U.S. cities
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard crushes NYC over shutdown
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп posts racist A.I. video, government officially shuts down & Ted Cruz calls for unity
- Ronny Chieng: Shutdown sparks cringey meme war & Трамп punishes blue cities
- Stephen: ICE deportations continue amid government shutdown & Bernie says, “We won’t back down” & humiliating J.D. Vance
- J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell begs The Dotard to stop the government shutdown
The Late Show: The hottest military in the world
Late Night Host Commingle:
- Jimmy Kimmel: Stephen Colbert on finding out his show was canceled & Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Hegseth lecture generals about being fat and a visit from Gov Gavin Newsom & Seth Meyers!
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel shares the minute-by-minute details of finding out ABC was taking him off the air
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Guillermo toast “To good friends, great jobs and late night TV”
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, “I never imagined that we’d ever have a President like this”
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sending ICE to the Super Bowl, MAGA melts down over bad bunny & Jon Stewart surprises Jimmy
- Jimmy Kimmel: Josh Johnson on having identity stolen while on a date, hosting The Daily Show & living in Brooklyn
John D. Cundle: ♫ Punch a Higher Floor ♬
Dipshits, Dullards, and Deplorables:
- ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 70—Pete Hegseth ‘fat troops’ Mike Johnson on Grindr & MORE
- Caitlin Speaks: Pete Hegseth EXPOSED—Drinking scandals, affairs & the power of his 3rd wife
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп & Hegseth—Single-File Warrior and Hair Gel Hero ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Your MAGA Flag Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore ♬
- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: An abuse cover-up to protect tax breaks more precious than children
- Christopher Titus: Pete Hegseth—Secretary of MANSCAPING!:
- Dark Brandon: Howard Lutnick calls Jeffery Epstein the greatest blackmailer of all time
- Stella Magz: Karo-lyin’ Leavitt is a liar and a fashion victim…pick a struggle!
- LegalEagle: The border czar definitely did not take a $50,000 bribe
- Chris Hayes: GOP “desperate” to stop Dem swearing-in to BURY Epstein vote
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Blood-Lust Pete ♬
- Jesse Welles: ♫ Tylenol ♬
- The Late Show: Sen. Ted Cruz—Stop attacking pedophiles!
- Francesca Fiorentini: The Creeps Of The Pronatalist Movement:
- Stella Magz: Pete Hegseth, the ultimate cornball….
- Lisandra Vazquez: 10/03/25 press briefing recap
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s War Pigs ♬
- Liberal Redneck: Pete Hegseth pointlessly peacocks for American military leaders
- Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson confronted by dems over “unwell” Трамп; Трамп lied about Project 2025
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Pete Hegseth army knife
- Steve Shives: RFK Jr.—Autism detective in “The Acetaminophen Jungle”
Lauren Mayer: ♫ Marching Through Portland ♬
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
If it wasn’t for the pre-determined outcome through gerrymandering, in our system, could look to other countries for how to handle a budget impasse, a Snap election instead of a government shutdown. Although not too many have the Senate involved in those. Mainly Australia, but that raises the specter of making such an impasse worse.(With only 6 states, 12Senators per state, all 12 at the same time lowers the threshold, potentially boosting third parties, or as they call it, the Crossbench)
Another video from the curator of the Battleship New Jersey about the remarks on reactivating in the Quantico speech. What would happen to the museum without the ship? Also, asking what would happen to the museum if the ship is no longer able to be a viable museum for other reasons.
https://youtu.be/_vmNhzkKtFg?si=mTJJa7p9odTbKHEp
Right now all four completed Iowas are museums, part of one of the unfinished Iowas lives on, there’s a reason why the Wisconsin is called the Whisky.
@3 What on earth does the U.S. Navy need a battleship for in 2025? Besides Chinese target practice?
A fire that damaged a processing unit at California’s second-largest refinery Thursday night and early Friday morning could affect L.A. gasoline supplies and west coast jet fuel supplies.
Dumbfuck’s corollary:
If it was good they’d release it.
Jobs Report (complete before the shutdown)
Epstein Files.
Amelia Earhart is in the news again, but people shouldn’t get too excited about the latest expedition to much-searched Nikumaroro (Gardner) Island or the alleged “anomaly” in its lagoon seen in satellite imagery and aerial photos.
We should know what, if anything, the expedition found around Thanksgiving.