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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jordan Klepper: Hunter Biden convicted, Alito’s wife caught on tape talking flags, and more political news

Electile Dysfunction, 2024:

Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart smashes the myth of corporate morality in pride, BLM, and beyond

The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

John Oliver: Deep-sea mining

Supremely Fucked (Up):

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

DOJ Weaponized (And Sometimes The GOP Is OK With Infringing On The Right To Bear Arms):

Ali Velshi: State courts pick up where SCOTUS fails

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleJoin us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for an evening of political conversation and good cheer over a drink. All are welcome.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jon Stewart tackles climate change over the years

Chris Hayes: How Joe Biden broke OPEC and rewrote the rules for oil trading

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

The Daily Show: What the deep state is hiding in spelling bees—Project Conspiracy

Jimmy Kimmel: Vice President Kamala Harris on protecting reproductive rights, Трамп’s guilty verdict & health care

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Robert Reich: Why corporations have more rights than people

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Wednesday Open Thread

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– When the Biden Administration gives them money to do good things, Seattle will do those good things. Here’s money for small businesses to upgrade appliances.

– Man does Seattle need to get its shit together on road safety.

– Man, Centralia.

– Listen. I’m glad she was actually punished, but stopping off at Starbucks instead of going to a domestic violence call is both surprising and typical for a department that stopped investing adult rape for a while.

– Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleDid you hear about the guy running for Governor? How about the guy running for President? Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and join our evening of political discourse over drinks.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Monday Morning Open Thread

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During the campaign, a lot of City Council candidates ran on cliches about taking a hard look at the budget to see what could be cut. They were pretty light on specifics, except maybe exempting police from cuts. But now that they are in power, and trying to make cuts, they are finding that no matter how hard the look, the only programs they come up with are good.

They don’t have a mandate for the actual, specific cuts; just vague promises to cut the bad bits or the waste. Of course, they wouldn’t have a mandate if they lost either.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jon Stewart speaks to two veterans about economic reintegration

Electile Dysfunction:

Stella Magz: Save the rich Christian White men!

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Jon Stewart devours the fast-food industry, Pt. 2

It’s Not Easy Being Bleach Blonde Bad Bitch Butch Body Greene:

Jon Stewart tells FAUX News to go fuck itself

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Felon Von Shitzenpantz

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“Lock him up!”

Today, for the first time in history, a former President has been criminally convicted. A short time ago, the jury in a NY State court found The Former Guy guilty on all 34 felony counts.
There is something important to notice here. This isn’t really a case about extramarital sex, or buying Pecker, or having people sign NDAs. Rather, its about the team that routinely cries “rigged election!” being found criminally guilty of falsifying business records in order to rig a presidential election.

Anything and everything they accuse Democrats of doing is because they have already tried doing it. It is always projection with these assholes!

With a little luck, there will be more guilty verdicts for election-rigging charges in D.C. Federal Court and Fulton County Court. The icing on the cake may be indictments and charges in another jurisdiction or two—you know, like AZ, WI, and MI.

One of the strongest criminal cases against Трамп is the federal documents case in Florida. So far, Judge Aileen Cannon has managed to slow-walk that case, but if Трамп loses the 2024 election, that case should result in a conviction with a serious sentence.

For now, we will have to be satisfied with a Felon Von Shitzenpantz guilty of business record fraud, and guilty of civil crimes that have racked up well over half a billion dollars for business fraud, defamation, and for sexual abuse.

Republicans must feel such a deep sense of pride in their candidate!

Wednesday Open Thread

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Man, the Seattle City Council really thought that they could just roll back gig worker protection and there wouldn’t be any opposition. Conservative as they are, none of the new slate ran on it. They just saw some bullshit on KOMO or whatever.

So whoopsadoodle, there was pushback and now they’re delaying the vote. The bill is bad and unpopular and in a decent society, that would be enough to make sure it stays defeated. But sadly we are going to have to keep vigilant. If you live in Seattle and want to let your City Council member know you oppose this, you can let them know here. I recommend calling, or send a request via US mail, but an email will work.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleTuesday at last! And that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together for an evening of political conversations over a drink. Please stop by!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

Stella Magz: The Harrison Butker speech

Clowns in the Service of Barron Von Shitzenpantz:

John Oliver: Corn

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body:

Andre Antunes: ♫ I’m Not Gay No More ♬

Justice Lets His Freak Flag Fly:

The New Yorker: A father-daughter swearing lesson—“The F-Word”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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