Good morning. I hope you survived the storm. Not too bad on the urban core of Seattle, but your mileage may vary. Anyway, here are some links.
– Still reading these essays in Assigned Media, but goddam. Any trans people reading this, I am glad you’re around.
– Seattle’s budget is yuck.
– Home Depot Unveils 12-Foot Turkey Carcass Skeleton
– Spokane looks to be doing good transportation planning.
– It’s good to have a police accountability agency, but it sure would be great if they did some police accountability.
– Still in need of a proper sign off, but it’s probably still a good idea to wash your hands.
Vicious Troll spews:
Most of the money AIPAC spent in the 2024 election cycle went to Democrats.
Notable among them is Wesley Bell, the dude who unseated Cori Bush in the primary. AIPAC put nearly $2.4M into that race.
And George Latimer, the dude who unseated Jamaal Bowman in the primary. Latimer received more than $2.4M.
And Robert Menendez, the disgraced POS who was indicted (twice, but I digress) as a Democrat, who took a cool mil. He belatedly became an independent candidate but that lasted not long at all.
AOC put AIPAC in her crosshairs this week, but it’s because AIPAC didn’t (and won’t) go full Joy Reid in support of the far left. In attempting to return Congressional Democrats into more traditional roles AIPAC help shit-can two of her buddies.
You never go full Joy Reid. Just ask Comcast about some reasons why.
Vicious Troll spews:
Please enjoy this 45 second video of one of the unserious twats on The View first saying that Gaetz fucked a 17 year-old girl and then having to walk it back after ABC Team Legal screams in the producer’s ear.
The look on her face is priceless.
Vicious Troll spews:
Gaetz: B4I4QRU/18?
Unnamed chick: I sho’ am. Got a condom?
Vicious Troll spews:
Boxcheck Momala deliberately didn’t mention she still supports fracking and that while CA’s AG she targeted black men for extended incarceration because she wanted people to enjoy the politics of joy without truth. Every value was designed to pander to far-left interests, regardless of the damage it causes for everybody else.
I cried at my vegan wedding — the $15K menu was completely upstaged after guests did the unthinkable
“We deliberately didn’t mention the food was vegan on the invitations because we wanted people to enjoy it without prejudice,” she wrote. “Every dish was designed to be delicious and satisfying, regardless of dietary preference.”
Ilhan Omar spews:
@1
Yes we know that. AIPAC made a point of spending large amounts of money to primary people who said out loud, “Mass Murder of civilians is wrong” to get, ‘go ahead and bomb another hospital Israel.”
Emily Post spews:
@4
Those people are dicks. Full stop.
Mom never taught them, “I know you don’t like fish but when you meet the girl’s parents for the first time and they serve salmon you eat the fucking salmon and tell her mom how good it is!”
He’s gonna need a pardon because that didn’t happen in Nevada spews:
And Dumbfuck is still behind him all the way!
Because he was too stupid to not make his Venmo private back in the day ABC news has the receipts of Matt Gaetz paying $10k collectively to the two women who testified to House Ethics that he paid them for sex.
Perhaps there is some innocent explanation?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 7
I don’t use Venmo or anything else like it. (I use PayPal, rarely.)
That info was publicly available? I thought it was subpoenaed.
Data Mining for Fun and Profit spews:
@8
Venmo default settings, you can turn them off, allow anyone who is ‘friends’ to see who you’ve sent or received money. If the payer added a note like ‘Pizza’ ‘Cable Bill’ they can see that too. If you aren’t ‘friends’ but you’ve paid or received from the same contact you can also click on that contact and see what the third person’s history with your common contact is. It’s a huge privacy thing that many users are only vaguely aware of.
It is HIGHLY likely Ethics subpoenaed that but any ‘friend’ of Matt Gaetz could provide that info to a news source.
FAFO spews:
There is an Executive order
From Dwight D. Eisenhower still in effect that Presidential Appointees must undergo an FBI security review upon nomination.
Now given what we know about the Kavanaugh review that doesn’t mean much but the incoming administration will either have to issue a new order that a President can nominate Alger Hiss if he wants OR argue in court that finding out if a nominee is a foreign agent or a big old slut who has lots of prostitutes in his past is not necessary.
AIPAC owns the federal government. spews:
1 & 5
AIPAC owns the US House of Representatives and the Senate.
Public Service Announcement spews:
That PSE outage map is something. If you have the urge to call them and demand they get to you ASAP….
You’re a fucking dick.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 10
There is an Executive order
From Dwight D. Eisenhower still in effect that Presidential Appointees must undergo an FBI security review upon nomination.
Not all of Obama’s appointees were vetted.
EOs aren’t what they used to be. Blame it on President Pen & Phone.
Clown Prince of whaddabout spews:
@13
Some vs. none.
And if that’s the case anyone could have filed suit to
A: follow the EO in force
B: require it be undone by new EO
Vicious Troll spews:
You Seattle pussies have no idea what a real power outage is like.
I think most/maybe all of Island County was spared. When we lose power the horses have no water and I had 3 days pre-poured as a precaution. No need. I don’t even think we have a downed branch anywhere.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
I just discovered Bluesky has just 20 total employees, all remote. No HQ. No conference rooms, cafeterias, or parking garages. No town cars or jets. No janitors or building engineers. Just 20 employees.
Earlier today Trumpaloompa billionaire Bill Ackman created an account and for his very first post suggested that a team of billionaires could buy Bluesky (it is a PBC and isn’t currently for sale) in order to shut it down to stop the mass exodus from Twitter.
His account has been suspended.
Meanwhile the parody account Bill Ackman has a micropenis remains active.
Top 100 Matt Gaetz Check Memos spews:
Memo: Not for rape of a minor child
Politically Incorrect spews:
The illegal and criminal alien who killed Laken Riley was sentenced to life without parole. While that’s OK with me, I’d rather the murderer was executed. The death is justified in this case.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Out of roughly 153 million votes cast in this election, the presidency was decided by 230k across the three states of Wisconsin (30k), Michigan (80k) and Pennsylvania (120k). That’s 00.15%.
It might not take a whole lot of inflation generously seasoned with silly idiocy, incompetence, and corruption to flip the lead back again.
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” ~Turkish proverb
Elon is a Pedophile spews:
@16
The other fun thing about the platform that is super angering to the right is the robust ‘block’ feature.
When some MAGA troll posts a totally irrelevant reply to someone liking ‘Wicked’ about it being ‘Woke Cuck Bullshit with a DEI hire lead’ the block, unlike Twitter makes the reply unviewable to all users but also nukes all replies said Troll ever made on your feed or the feeds of others.
The rage bait needs the energy to keep feeding and when not engaged it goes back to Twitter to cry about no one engaging.
Example, I posted a Joke about Jay Leno, falling down the Hill, Kate Bush and almost immediately got a reply about ‘libtard loving someone getting hurt’. Aaaaaaaaand, blocked. Bye Felicia. Comedy is back baby!
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 16
I just discovered Bluesky has just 20 total employees, all remote. No HQ. No conference rooms, cafeterias, or parking garages. No town cars or jets. No janitors or building engineers. Just 20 employees.
QoS McHillbilly just discovered that pre-Musk Twitter had somewhere between 5-9x as many employees as were needed.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 20
Example, I posted a Joke about Jay Leno, falling down the Hill, Kate Bush and almost immediately got a reply about ‘libtard loving someone getting hurt’. Aaaaaaaaand, blocked. Bye Felicia. Comedy is back baby!
So, the ability to eliminate all communication from anyone who might disagree with you, for any reason at all.
Sounds healthy.
And fucking unblock me, man.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
20,
This morning Jamelle Bouie posted a hummus recipe and a Twitter refugee troll replied calling it “Woke leftist nonsense”.
The troll account had two follows at that point. They subsequently became blocked by over 75k, including Bouie.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Definitely not for trolls.
Bluesky had 6 million users in late August, nearly 11 million in late October and hit 15 million users on Nov. 15. It added another 5 million users in just the past five days.
I’ve seen almost zero troll engagement so far. Plenty of healthy, substantive debate and lively conversations on a very diverse array of topics and interests. But only brief, and very short-lived appearance by any obvious trolling.
Scotty P would undoubtedly find it very inhospitable.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@1 “Most of the money AIPAC spent in the 2024 election cycle went to Democrats.”
And not a convicted felon among them. Only Republican idiots vote for felons. And you’re one of ’em.
Vicious Troll spews:
Democrats know they need to get serious after the shellacking of a couple of weeks ago. And nothing’s more serious than the guy who tried to start a pillow company with no prior business experience. Or pillow-making experience. Or an understanding that foreigners can’t bankroll American elections.
Nothing says serious like David Hogg as DNC vice chair.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 25
… money AIPAC spent in the 2024 election cycle went to Democrats.”
And not a convicted felon among them
Enjoy for the next few minutes – before he removes it and then claims her never wrote it – the smooth sounds of Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit claiming that Bob Menendez was not found guilty of more than a dozen felonies earlier this year.
Vicious Troll spews:
McHillbilly, here is what a WaPo columnist has to say about BS. Pay attention Item 4:
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See link @ 22.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 28
Perhaps they should not have capitalized that S.
Vicious Troll spews:
As long as you’re interested in the number of ways that liberals can drag someone for writing something that makes sense, hey, BlueSky is for you. Check out the thread following this comment:
The Alphabet People did much to cost the Democrat party the presidency. Now BlueSky will be their playing field.
See what I did there?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
I wouldn’t know about that opinion and probably never will.
I blocked WaPo on day one.
If McArdle has a personal account not specifically affiliated with her employment with billionaire plutocrat Jeff Bezos then there’s always a possibility I might see something she posts. But there’s a strong chance I wouldn’t because much of what she posts is not very smart, as Scotty P conveniently demonstrates.
Even if we assume some basis for her angry, fearful screed about “7%” of the electorate, even a complete and utter dumbfuck would know better than to suggest that a microblogging social media platform could ever honestly purport to engage with any larger percentage of the electorate. That’s especially relevant in the context of current events. An overwhelming majority of the electorate isn’t enaging period, at least not substantively. Twitter with a global reach spanning nearly two decades and a massive burden of AI bot accounts can’t possibly claim to engage with a meaninful percentage of the electorate.
But perhaps more relevantly, but as Ms. McArdle undoubtedly fails to grasp from the confines of her luxury townhome in Kalorama, there’s just a whole lot more to life than which incompetent rapist has been most recently appointed or how badly Republicans are fucking things up. And her elitist, delicate sensitivity to the “compelling need” for her voice to have an audience could not be more perfectly illustrated than by any sentence beginning with the words “I got blocked for…“.
Along with cultivating a more thoughtful and careful approach to her writing, she obviously needs to stop sobbing and grow the fuck up.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Grandpa doens’t understand the tech. Can someone please help?
BlueSky is nobody’s playing field. Each user account engages as they wish. If the musings or whinings of any identity group are not of interest then those musings or whinings will not see engagement. But what that also means is that some individuals who have grown accustomed to preferential treatment and privileged engagement owing to some perception of status will be terribly disappointed with their experience.
TLDR: cute dog posts will always tend to perform a bit better than even the most intelligent but “challenging” observations about public policy, and way better than rage bait, trolling, or punching down.
Comedy is back baby! spews:
@22 @23
People who react with rage, use the phrase ‘librard’, and insist that I find common ground with them are not worth having in my replies. Their entire desire is to have me ‘debate’. The WANT me to be angry but it’s easier to give them the quick ‘Fuck Off.’
Bye Felicia.
IRL if you met someone for the first time next to you at a bar and when they heard you order the black bean burger said person launches into a string of abuse about soy boy and vegetarians should be hung and real men eat beef you…checks…should change your order to a double bacon sandwich and sit next to them the NEXT time you go there too.
Dumbfuck is in fine form.
Facts are hard spews:
@27
Wait til he learns that guy got tossed by the Democratic Party and ran as an independent
Right Wing Snowflakes spews:
@28
Here’s what the self professed libertarian WaPo Opinion writer had to say.
‘In the last year of pre-pandemic low murder rate statistics more men were murdered than women so you are just flat wrong that women are killed by men an overwhelming amount of the time they are murdered.”
This is what’s known as BOTH cherrypicking the data and ignoring the point being made to advance an idealogical false argument.
The thread in question was specifically about partner abuse and not murder so it was even less relevant a point to make as of to say ‘If you’re still alive you weren’t abused.’
And GASP. One person blocked her! The Bluesky is falling.
Miss Grammar spews:
@33
“Libtard,” not “librard.”
Jeff and Ghislaine we don’t know them spews:
5 Republicans vote no
5 Democrats vote yes
The stalemate in theory allows the GOP to to bury Matt Gaetz’s sex crimes report but the PR is a nightmare and a large number of people now have a solid rationale for either passing it to one of their Senators or leaving a flash drove on the table over drinks with a reporter.
After all, the didn’t vote to keep it hidden.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
35,
This is what I meant about McArdle’s commentary often being of little value or interest. It’s not about her “ideology”. It’s about her unique combination of laziness, combativeness, and absence of scholarship. She seldom actually knows what she’s talking about. And most of her opinion seems to be informed by little more than Tweets she reads. She’s not even a credible libertarian, since she frequently finds herself siding with angry Church Lady scolds and “FREEDUMB of religion” types when it comes to their “rights” to abuse various minorities in public realms outside of their places of worship, but she’s been consistently unable to summon that energy in defense of religious minorities facing persecution.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
With the official pause in proceedings in the Trump criminal fraud conviction until 2029, Republican Donald J. Trump will become the first and probably only U.S. president to be sworn into office and serve his entire term while out of bail.
Roger Rabbit spews:
You have no business being a cop if you’re scared of every black person you see. Also, you shouldn’t carry a gun if you can’t find your own apartment.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amber-guyger-botham-jean-excessive-force-rcna181064
Roger Rabbit spews:
@26 Nothing’s less serious than an administration run by a convicted felon and staffed with pedophiles and conspiracy nuts … until they start detaining people.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@27 Wherein a total, complete, top-to-bottom dumbfuck with brain worms thinks resigning from Congress and running for Congress are one and the same.
Bob Menendez was not a Democratic candidate in 2024, moron.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@30 Like father, like son. Of course, not all the time, just when they’re both being homophobic assholes. Otherwise,
https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3264880/who-richard-dreyfuss-writer-editor-son-ben-dreyfuss-and-what-did-madoff-star-say-about-his-dads
But what the hell, why give a shit about how people are treated, if you don’t like who they are?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@31 There’s also the possibility that she deserved to be blocked for what she was blocked for.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@34 I address that at #42.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@35 If I lived in a world where more women murder men than vice versa, knowing what I know about you stupid humans, my first reaction would be maybe they have it coming?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@37 “We’re not going to release the report on whether the attorney general nominee had sex with underage girls” doesn’t fool anyone.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Yeah, I’m less than convinced.
Cliven Bundy still owes more than a million in unpaid fees, still grazes cattle on the Bunkerville allotment, still is in violation of a federal criminal trespass order, and remains free to this day.
Granted, for a time federal law enforcement fucked with him plenty. But in the end there have been zero consequences spanning more than a decade.
The lesson here is that cops are generally all the same, regardless of who they work for and regardless of who is in power. They are lazy, risk averse, and mostly ineffective at accomplishing big, consequential objectives. And most of the time they are only really effective at targeting and picking on people who appear vulnerable.
Don’t appear vulnerable.
Roger Rabbit spews:
A Republican is someone who doesn’t let kids get vaccinated for measles and mumps but lets tobacco companies sell cigarettes to kids.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
43,
Scotty P doesn’t want to live in a world where a celebutard nepo-baby can be held to account by the filthy masses of regular people who don’t even hold a SAG card.
Idaho observer spews:
The judge in the murder case of those Idaho students says Bryan Kohlberger, if found guilty, can be subject to the death penalty.
If Kohlberger is convicted, I don’t see him getting the death penalty, however. It’s very rare to hear of an execution in the US these days.
RedReformed spews:
I am liking blue sky because when some awful loser posts that black women are cunts, and vomits racial and homophobic and ethnic slurs and lies constantly, I can block them forever, knowing they will never, every say anything of value.
I’m ok with the conservatives who can argue their positions, but not ones who get off on being insulting to own the libs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I wouldn’t miss this two-faced weasel one tiny bit, and I’ve never even been in Maine.
https://www.rawstory.com/gaetz-susan-collins-retired/
Roger Rabbit spews:
@53 Senator Collins to media: “I’m so disappointed in him, I can’t even describe how disappointed I am.”
Senator Collins in roll call a few minutes later: “Aye.”
She’s been playing this game for years.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
I just noticed that Carter won the popular vote by more than Fat Hitler. 😉
Hunter Biden spews:
Enjoy this video of Don Jr. doing cocaine on camera.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eaNtTwX1KTw
Roger Rabbit spews:
@55 He sure did.
Carter beat Ford by 1,683,247 votes (50.1% – 48.0% = 2.1% difference)
Trump beat Harris by 1,551,582 votes* (50.0% – 48.3% = 1.7% difference)
* Latest figures posted on Wikipedia
Roger Rabbit spews:
Of course, Trump has a mandate … for cheaper gas and cheaper eggs.
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/trump-mandate-win-agenda-rcna181039
Republicans will overplay their hand. And 2026 will be fun. Trump and Vance have two years to purge America of immigrants and cat ladies.
Got you Beat, as in beat dead spews:
Heterosexual Z Neanderthals Virus.
https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/haryana/man-kills-wife-after-quarrel-over-drinking/
Vicious Troll spews:
HA libbies love them some BS because it provides them the uber-safe echo chamber that Darryl won’t.
Got you Beat, as in beat Dead spews:
Heterosexual Z Neanderthal Virus
https://www.fox4news.com/news/veronia-lopez-francisco-amaya
We, the men of the superior beings, are violent mad men suffering with the internal virus!
Liberty Moms groomed – the little bitches they are. Listen hear bitch go make me super.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
On the night of the alleged rape, Sec Def nominee Hegseth was visibly extremely intoxicated at a luxury hotel hospitality suite on the last night of a Republican women’s conference in Monterey, California. Multiple witnesses identified anonymously in the publicly released police report who gave statements reported Hegseth was seen grabbing and groping female guests on their thighs and buttocks despite multiple explicit complaints from these women. The alleged victim identified as Doe, was summoned to intervene by one of these witnesses to prevent Hegseth from pursuing and assaulting the witness further. Alleged victim Doe succeeded in leading Hegseth out of the crowded suite to the adjacent pool area. There a heated verbal dispute erupted between Doe and Hegseth concerning his treatment of female guests at the event. Hotel staff present confirmed the argument and front desk staff received complaints from other guests about the disturbance. Upon being confronted and warned about their disturbance by staff Hegseth was verbally abusive while Doe was apologetic and succeeded in leading Hegseth away. Staff statements taken by police describe Hegseth as unstable and unbalanced and using heavily slurred speech. They describe Doe as appearing in control and not visibly intoxicated. Doe then alleged that at some point Hegseth retrieved drinks for the two and, she believes, adulterated hers with unknown narcotics without her awareness. She next recalls waking in an unknown locked room with Hegseth who had taken her phone and blocked her from exiting. Doe alleges that Hegseth forced her onto the bed and the sofa where he lay on top of her and raped her before throwing her a towel to clean his semen off of her.
In his initial statement to detectives Hegseth reported that his memory of events was unclear, but that Doe consented to intercourse.
Israel is not part of the US spews:
The International Court has issued an arrest warrant against Netanyahu. I doubt he gives a shit.
Maybe we in the US should get his attention by stopping our military support for the mess in Gaza.
Sorrority House Mother spews:
@62,
Ladies, we’ve been over this.
When in the company of Republican men do not accept drinks from open containers.
An unopened White Claw is your safest option.
Bibi spews:
@63
It’s just anti-semitism.
Israel in not part of the US spews:
65
I believe you truly think that, Bibi. In fact, if it rained on your birthday, you’d say that the weather was anti-Semitic. You and your ilk in Israel, through AIPAC and other surrogates, think you own the US government.
You don’t, and it’s time for the US to show this.
Donald Trump spews:
Bibi…
Did you see how I played those Muslims
Barely Legal Magazine spews:
Gaetz pulls out.
Unemployed Sex Offender spews:
Shorter, at least 5 GOP Senators said, “Nah. No. Fuck no!” To his face.
The last act to convince everyone there’s no need to leak that report.
Linda McMahon spews:
Matt,
I would have gone off the top rope with a copy of David Barton for you.
Vicious Troll spews:
I’m not sure what his future plans are but it would be an interesting caucus if DeSantis were to appoint him as Rubio’s replacement.
Perhaps similar to what the Democrat caucus must have seemed after the conviction but before the effective date of resignation of POS Bob Menendez.
Vicious Troll spews:
I’ll just leave this for your consideration:
He also did not intend to run into the Senate roadblock that he did. And since the report has already been leaked…
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Vicious Troll spews:
HA libbies, think this through:
Would you really rather seen Mike Lee or Ted Cruz as Attorney General than Matt Gaetz?
Really?
Hold the Tickles, Hold the Pet Us, underage Hookers don’t upset us spews:
@71
It would be typical for the GOP to try to elevate Gaetz knowing what we know.
Ronnie has nothing to lose as term limits, never gonna be president, uninsurable homes…
Liberty Mom spews:
Hey you bitches, us liberty moms are protecting you from
The bathroom peepers becaus assaults happen.
Now let’s support Hagshit, and Eddie Monster, and the rest of Pussy Grabbing rapists! We are groomed!
Liberty Mom spews:
@70
Linda you got to spread your wrinkled legs and show us that vag that is just as wrinkly, bitch.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Matt Gaetz is the Representative-elect for the First Congressional District of Florida. There is no “right” of resignation in the Constitution. The majority of voters in his district chose him to served as their representative in the 119th Congress scheduled to convene on January 3rd of next year.
He’s not unemployed. He made a deal. Likely it was a deal engineered well ahead of the announcement of his appointment as Attorney General. It would be incredibly naive to suggest that this was not worked out ahead of time in consideration of what the ethics committee report contains and it’s anticipated publication upon the termination of the current 118th Congress.
Gaetz’s best and only option to remain in politics is this deal, assuming that the GOP House leadership can hold their caucus together. Even under these circumstances there is considerable risk that the report leaks. It will be another test of Johnson’s consistent weakness. But Gaetz’s fate now rests in his hands. Any other appointment would almost guarantee the report is released.
Now consider what the report must contain in order for Gaetz to have been forced to seek such a deal.
And I long for the optics of “rape survivor” and “conservative moral warrior for women” Nancy Mace standing linked in arms with Matt Gaetz, child sex trafficker. Midterm campaigns have officially begun.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Yes.
But if there is anyone more reviled by Senate Republicans than Ted Cruz it probably is not Matt Gaetz. And Fat Hitler is known to be unimpressed by Cruz and does not trust him enough in my opinion. There can be no appointment that is more important to a convicted felon out on bail and facing multiple additional state and federal criminal charges than Attorney General. The only discernable consistent theme about Fat Hitler 2.0 beta so far has been the selection of unwavering loyalists 100% willing to do exactly whatever Fat Hitler demands. I’m not sure that can describe Raphael Cruz.
Judge Nap Rocks! spews:
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Judge Napolitano would be great for the AG slot, but I’d rather see him on the Supreme Court.
Senator Larry Craig spews:
Given the slim majority and the definite dislike of him in the caucus, putting himself BACK under the jursidiction of the ethics committee which has a report teed up and ready is pretty risky.
The smart money is taking the gig at Heritage and laying low for 2-4 years. The longer he stays around the more details of his crimes, yes crimes, come out. We know Maga Mike Jesus Johnson can’t really protect him.
Hunter Biden spews:
If you missed it yesterday, here’s Don Jr. giving himself a numbie off his pocket bindle on camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaNtTwX1KTw
Keir Starme spews:
Today’s “No Fucking Shit Award”:
And that’s Vlad’s problem. Every NATO member has Bunker Busters, Real Time intelligence on his location, Air Power superior to Ukrainian Drones that he can’t even protect himself from and the second an ICBM is launched at any nation NOT Ukraine….He’s a dead man. And he knows it. That’s why his “red lines” are so powerless.
Vicious Troll spews:
Meathead will be roomies with Steve while he’s there.
DJT47 broke Meathead. I broke Steve.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 28
He’s a dead man. And he knows it. That’s why his “red lines” are so powerless.
The thing is, Eurolibbies, is that his nuclear weapons are not.
If he’s a dead man, then what are the recriminations for taking a few dozen million Eurolibbies with him? Not getting through the Pearly Gate?
Elon Musk spews:
Can anyone recommend a good class action attorney?
Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation spews:
@84
Which of his inner circle tosses him off a building before the order to get them all killed is carried out?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 86
Mark Milley.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 85
Yeah, let’s not read past the first paragraph. That’s either laziness in the style of Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit or comprehension inadequacy in the style of Welfare Queen YLB.
Tesla simply frees the driver to be an asshole.
NATO spews:
@84
But as usual, you’re missing the point. Vlad is not keen on going from alive to nothing in an instant.
Rather than end it with the kind of strikes he’s threatening he brought in North Korean mercenaries. And fired an ICBM of dummy warheads into a civilian target.
A sign that he has no actual intention of getting himself killed and he’s running out of Russian support for the disaster that is the invasion.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
That’s the thing about MAD. It’s mutual. So the ramifications (the actual word Scotty P was struggling to find) for an ICBM first strike would be Putin is dead. There are NATO nukes with his name on them sailing in the Firth of Clyde and a few other places even closer to Putin’s best hiding places.
And as recent drone and Storm Shaddow strikes have demonstrated, and not for nothing, NATO can strike any of these targets without warning. Aside from the strategic value of these strikes for Ukraine, they were also intended to serve as a demonstration for Vladdy. And there is probably no nuclear leader more frightened and protective of his own personal safety than Putin.
Putin is no nihilist. He believes strongly in his own destiny and that of Russia. He knows he won’t live forever. But he’s also known to be invested in life extending treatments and has not even considered any kind of succession plan. Yet throughout his history from long before his assension to dictatorship he has always been a keen, long term strategist laying plans and schemes. So there’s no reason to even suggest that Putin would engage in some kind of ritual Sepuku via nuclear annihilation just because of setbacks to one of his gambits. He just won a U.S. election and gets to look forward to a lot of ahistoric concessions in the next four years.
Of note: consumer credit rates in Russia just hit 44%. He’s looking for a soft landing that removes sanctions, not a murder-suicide pact.
Matlock spews:
@88
Attorney for the plaintiff.
“Did you release a self-driving feature that you could not be confident end users would be proficient in operating”
Tesla “Yes”
Attorney for the plaintiff
“And the basic safety feature of stopping for obstacles has failed several times resulting deaths to operators, operators of other vehicles and pedestrians?”
Tesla “Yes”
Attorney for the Plaintiff
“Was this defect disclosed at the time of sale of the vehicles?”
Tesla “No”
Attorney for the Plaintiff
“And did your marketing materials attest that the cars had a self-driving mode?”
Tesla “Yes”
Attorney for the plaintiff
“Can you explain to the court YOUR PERSONAL opinion of what self driving means?”
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Shorter Scotty P at 88:
Teslas are average normal cars no different than other cars when it comes to safety..
The people who drive them are somehow uniquely inattentive, distracted, risky, and aggressive unsafe drivers. There exists a causal link between being an over confident, distracted coke-fiend and a decision to purchase a Tesla.
Makes perfect sense to me.
Spread the word.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 89
I posted a spew that is awaiting moderation. It links to Biden’s 2022 comment that a minor incursion might be OK, and to references to Ukrainian polls that support a land-for-peace resolution.
There will be a land-for-peace resolution of this. Biden’s got a little bit less than 60 days to dig as big a hole for his successor as he possibly can.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
88 & 91,
It’s a highly problematic claim to resolve with Tesla’s long-held and long-promoted assertions that self-driving will make roads safer. Apparently 0.5 times “safer” to be precise. Scotty P likes those numbers. This is how he became such a tremendous success in investing his family trust fund inheritence.
Viscuous Foal spews:
@93
If he hurries he can free a thousand Taliban. And set the deadline to be off Okinawa. For a year off.
NATO spews:
At the rate of attrition of Russia’s no longer feared military we think you’re right.
Return of Crimea in exchange for not taking Volgogrod and Kursk. It’s not like Russia has much of a Black Sea Fleet left anyway.
Liberty Mom spews:
The heterosexual Neanderthal virus lives and will never be questioned!! It’s a virus that shames the superior ones.
https://www.ktvu.com/news/visitor-allegedly-assaults-patient-vallejo-hospital
G spews:
Heterosexuals cause war
BlueSky spews:
So apparently Elon is under the impression his made up government post comes with Subpoena power over, looks at notes, giggles, British MPs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@63 Nah, just arrest his war criminal ass and turn him over to the ICC.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@71 “I’m not sure what his future plans are but it would be an interesting caucus if DeSantis were to appoint him as Rubio’s replacement.”
Interesting you say that, because this is exactly the sort of thing the once-proud GOP stoops to these days. Republicans have zero interest in running the government for the benefit of the taxpayers who fund it, they’re focused on pwning the libs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@73 Yes.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@84 You don’t get it. You’re not following the logic. Putin is a dead man if Europe is already gone. They have an incentive to not shoot first. He has an incentive to not shoot first. If he does, that incentive no longer exists and NATO becomes incentivized to take him out.
GOP spews:
Well obviously if he DIDN’T commit statutory rape we would have released the report.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@85 Just don’t buy the damn things.
Please check this out! spews:
HA regulars,
Please take a look at the YouTube video over at Judging Freedom, streamed today and featuring Col. Douglas MacGregor. The Neocons that are running the Oval Office have brought us closer to nuclear war than in October, 1962.
This goes beyond our political and social differences. These people have taken over the Biden Administration and are bringing us all to end.
Pl;ease take a look. The video is only about 27 minutes or so.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@88 You have it ass backwards. It’s the other way around, or will be shortly. We’re still waiting to hear which Russian general Trump will appoint as head of the Joint Chiefs. I’m thinking Flynn.
Ron DeSantis spews:
if DeSantis were to appoint him as Rubio’s replacement
Excuse me? that pedophile pimp will never be my seat warmer.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@106 How are we supposed to watch a 27-minute video if our doom is just minutes away?
FKA Hops spews:
@106
No
Roger Rabbit spews:
Today the Illinois supreme court enforced Jussie Smollett’s due process rights, essentially holding that mutually bargained nolle prosequi orders are just as binding as any other plea deal a defendant has fulfilled.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jussie-smollett-conviction-hate-crime-attack-hoax-overturned-illinois-rcna181182
G spews:
Rehoboth Beach is a bit gay. Dewey Beach is a lot straight. Cops on a weekend in Rehoboth Beach have it easy. Cops on Dewey, well they’re breaking up fights and melees. Dewey Beach 1-2 miles from Rehoboth Beach.
It’s a virus! Or should I say it is the virus.🦠
The War is Going Swimingly for Russia spews:
@96
Vlad is starting to sound like Elon.
“We will drive the Ukrainian forces from positions near Kursk by October. Maybe November. Ok definitely by February”
(Ukraine missile attack takes out the Russian supply depots for winter intended for the region)
“Maybe Summer”
Roger Rabbit spews:
After campaigning for a white supremacy ticket, Byron Donalds shouldn’t really be surprised the incoming administration is only hiring white people.
https://www.rawstory.com/byron-donalds-not-surprised-at-snub-from-trumps-nearly-all-white-administration/
G spews:
@73 is just Bob trying to keep you from having a winning moment.
He knows the answer is Yes. But we all know that everyone of them cock suckers are mother fucking fascist pigs.
G spews:
What’s to live for? A Fascist dictatorship? You shouldn’t have voted for a dictatorship, then maybe life would be worth something.
G spews:
Why is this MacGregor worthy of listening to and not every general that came out against Drumpy and still speak with concern.
Worry about Drumpf.
Suggestion – listen to some music and kiss your ass goodbye.
G spews:
Heterosexual Neanderthals fucked up this world, the ones on the right specifically. Think of your sins.
🌈 spews:
@114
Is that Puddy?
G spews:
See if you can imagine me singing the following:
“Juuuuuuuuuusssst calllllllllllll it Puuuuuuuuuppy looovvve
https://nypost.com/2024/10/05/us-news/south-carolina-wife-jessica-barnes-allegedly-murdered-by-husband-brandon-and-two-roommates/?utm_source=aol&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=referral
The virus got this one pretty young.
G spews:
https://www.audacy.com/wbbm780/news/national/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-kidnap-wife-kills-her
Advocates are calling for change. Change to gay and less Neanderthals might do it.
Beat them down spews:
BlueSky has them freaking out
CEO of Instagram:
Meta getting their ass kicked by 20 programers who work remotely.
Another 4M new accounts since Monday.
Turns out users don’t want to be served up three ads, a bikini model, a realtor in their area and a hyperventilating influencer loving clean eating before seeing content from someone they know or have specifically shown interest in.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Immigrant roundups, what possibly could go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2uNb-npdw
Bitches B Beaten spews:
Classic
Sunlight spews:
Yes, you act like constituents knowing their Reps are Pedos or other ethical lapses is a bad thing. Who do you think you are, police unions?
RELEASE IT ALL!
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
101,
Fat Midget is term limited and wants that seat. He’s also not the least bit fond of Gaetz and would not trust him. Who would?
The appointment creates an opportunity for Fat Midget. He will not trade it away without getting something in return. Trumpland may be coked-up and naive about the administrative state, but they are not naive about power. They gamed this all out well in advance. If Fat Midget gives them a U.S. Senate seat he will be getting something of equal or greater value.
Steve spews:
I broke Steve.
This on the same day I redecorated his empty skull.
Vicious Troll spews:
McCormick broke Casey.
Fourteen days after the AP called the race, Bob Casey gins up the courage to put on his Big Boy pants and admit he lost.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Bondi will be under Wiles’s control.
So it’s a matter of accepting a fairly high level of professional incompetence in exchange for absolute, unwavering obedience.
Consistent with the other picks.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 129
Consistent with the other picks.
Happy with what Harry Reid did yet?
You were warned. You didn’t listen.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
“(W)hat Harry Reid did” has absolutely nothing to do with recess appointments rammed through without hearings or substantive process.
It should be noted that even the long knives of Kevin McCarthy’s loyalists and their media smear campaign have ultimately been of service here to Fat Hitler. Gaetz is neither loyal nor competent. At least Bondi will do as she is told and will not maneuver behind her boss’s back. By avoiding entirely any Senate review Fat Hitler will get precisely what his family of Dunning-Krueger coke-addicts provide to him.
He won’t be happy with that.
But it isn’t as if Fat Hitler could do any better. His only good hires were made by his father before he lost his mind.