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You should have received your ballot. Go make sure you have it. If you haven’t got it yet, go ahead and contact your county elections office.

And, hey. Wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Bill Maher: Future headlines—Summer 2024

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye (and thanks) Joe ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard accuses JD Vance’s couch of LYING
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬
• NowThis: Megan Rapinoe urges White women to show up for Kamala Harris
• The Late Show: Kamala embraces The Memes
• Ari Melber: Трамп losing again? 45’s nightmare comes true as his nemesis Obama backs Kamala Harris
• Mrs. Misanthrope: What The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz is talking about when he mentions Hannibal Lecter
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Everything out of Трамп’s mouth is “real garbage” and it should be treated as such
• Get Cluckd: ♫ Kamala Sings Charli XCX’s “Apple” on Campaign Trail! ♬
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Biden is OUT, and Kamala Harris is IN
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Joe Biden quitting the race
• The Founders Sing: ♫ THANK YOU for Saving the USA From Him! ♬:

• ScaredKetchup: Stephen Miller TV meltdown over Joe Bides stepping asider for Kamala Harris
• Lamorne Morris on Biden dropping out & Трамп vs Kamala
• Jabari Jones: AI Joe Biden—Happy now?
• Stephen: The memeification of Kamala Harris & Colbert Is Brat & The Dotard struggles to attack Harris
• Alex Wagner: Record-breaking surge in grassroots support greets new Kamala Harris campaign
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Vote All Blue ♬
• The Late Show: J.D. Vance’s “Hillbilly Eulogy”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is going to have to get used to hearing Harris’ prosecutor record
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ C’mon We’re Going To Vote! ♬
• Stephen: Why Melinda French Gates is so happy to endorse Kamala Harris for President
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard responds to Joe Biden’s farewell speech
• The New York Times: Kamala Harris may bring out Трамп’s harshest instincts
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala in The White House, Dotard in The Big House ♬
• Jen Psaki: “Panic with a dose of racism”—Republicans scramble as Harris energizes voters
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Rode Strong (With Biden) ♬:

• Christopher Titus: KAMALA HARRIS! Democrats flip the script
• NowThis: Project 2025 has it out for Elmo
• Steve Shives: Biden is out, Harris is in—Now what?!
• Liberal Redneck: So Joe Biden dropped out
• The Late Show: A round of applause for Joe Biden
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Biden response
• Stephen: Saluting President Biden, Wolf Blitzer’s happy hour, “Kamala IS brat” & The veepstakes begins
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The GOP calls Kamala Harris a “DEI hire”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to DUMP JD Vance
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Biden drops out of 2024 presidential race
• Dark Brandon: A special message for the cat ladies
• Knotheadusc: ♫ You Don’t Mess Around With Don ♬:

• Stephen: Biden’s speech got under Трамп’s skin & goodbye, brat summer & AP debunks J.D. Vance couch sex rumor
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Shady J.D. Vance ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ D Vance sings “I eff’d a couch” (Trump Show 56.5 w/AI Lauren Boebert) ♬
• The Other Brother: The Ballad of JD Vance
• John Oliver: RNC & ”migrant crime”
• Tommy Campbell: JD Vance dragged over cat ladies comments while Kamala smashes fundraising record
• NowThis: Трамп VP pick, J.D. Vance, wants a NATIONAL abortion ban
• Robert Reich: Трамп IS Project 2025
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ JD Vance Did NOT Have Sex With That Couch ♬
• The Late Show: J.D. Vance dogged by weird internet rumor
• Ari Melber: Why Трамп’s nightmare of losing again is getting real
• Steve Shives: Republican canvasser vs. progressive voter
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Joe’s Got Immunity! (Трамп’s Toast) ♬:

• Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Racist slur
• Mother Jones: DEI—The right’s main (and very) racist attack on Kamala Harris
• LegalEagle: What happens now that Biden dropped out?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, The Man Who Would be King ♬
• Stephen: Harris says, “We are not going back” & why did Трамп pick Vance? & FAUX News is grasping at plastic straws
• J-L Cauvin: Elon Musk endorses The Felon Von Shitzenpantz
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Make America Laugh Again ♬
• NowThis: Fact-checking claims of Kamala Harris’ time as a prosecutor
• The Other Brother: ♫ Back in the White House again ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz debuts a new face, Giuliani trips and The Dotard fails to unite at cringe filled RNC
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Wake-up Call from God? ♬
• Kat Abu: FAUX News’ initial reaction to Kamala Harris was kinda pathetic

Robert Reich: You’ve been lied to about inflation

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Destroying Democracy with Hate and Fear ♬
• Right Plight: What happened to anti-mask morons after getting attested?
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Replying to Трамп Jr’s nonsense
• Next 9NEWS commits an act of journalism: Colorado GOP leaders meet under a bridge to hide from other members:

• Get Cluckd: Elon Musk’s galactic pronoun showdown—From California to Texas!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan to Make America Great ♬
• Jabari Jones: Ted Cruz warns Kamala Harris to keep her hands off….

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everyday Is the Hottest Day ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Matt Driscoll will be missed.

– Chief Rahr just out here making up nonsense. You can really tell the so called reformers are serious when they believe any bullshit.

– Claudia Balducci pushing road safety like a champ.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

You don’t hear much about Patty Murray in the role as president pro tem of the Senate. I suppose it’s mostly ceremonial. Still the ceremony of not standing behind Benjamin Netanyahu when he addresses Congress is pretty big.

Ah, yes…here we are amid the sleepy dog days of summer when not much is happening. Somehow, we’ll find stuff to talk about tonight when the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations and drinks. Please stop by, if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Man big political news: Washington’s primary ballot dropped this week. You should have it in your hands this week. If you’re paying attention, you probably know how you’re voting on some big ticket races. But what about further down the ballot? Good news! Other people have put in the work.

– Fuse does great work statewide.

– The Stranger has Seattle area endorsements.

– The Sierra Club has endorsements for environmentally minded people.

If you have any other voters guides, feel free to leave them in the comments. And while you’re waiting for that ballot, maybe go wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

• Liberal Redneck: JD Vance ain’t it
• ScaredKetchup: MAGA Mike Johnson’s RNC Teleprompter fail
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The OFFICIAL Republican National Convention Song ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ That’ll Be The Day ♬
• Stella Magz: The RNC was WILD!
• Rachel Maddow: The real reason JD Vance was chosen to be Трамп’s running mate
• Ari Melber: “He blew it!”—Трамп strikes with RNC “dud,” stoking talk of him losing again
• Stephen: RNC night 2—Haley endorses Von Shitzenpantz, Babydog’s big moment & Rudy takes A tumble
• Steve Shives: Project 2025—If Republicans said the quiet parts loud:

• Jabari Jones: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s letter to Felon Von Shitzenpantz
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ An expert on WHY God saved Трамп ♬
• Alex Wagner: Preacher, prophet, messiah—Трамп cult takes on religious overtones at RNC
• Off_JaWaggon: Political figure—JD Vance
• Patrick Fitzgerald: Bang Bang, Misinformation Shot Me Down
• Scared Ketchup: Трамп Show 56 The Pirate episode
• Anthony Anderson: On Трамп rally attack and naming JD Vance as running mate
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence tells JD Vance how to be Von Shitzenpantz’s VP
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Shut up about Project 2025, y’all!

• Steve Schives: Someone took a shot at Трамп—Now what?
• Christopher Titus: The REAL ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!
• The Late Show: What J.D. Vance really thinks about The Dotard
• Robert Reich: A “kinder” Трамп? Hogwash!
• Adam Mockler: Republican convention CRASHES gay dating app INSTANTLY…
• Jordan Klepper and Friends: Трамп, Hulk Hogan & Kid Rock wrap up a weird, wild RNC
• Rachel Maddow: Exposing JD Vance’s past statements about Felon Von Shitzenpantz, Jan. 6 and more
• Seth Meyers: RNC speakers lie about Трамп’s record & Tucker Carlson pushed for Vance to be VP
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The OFFICIAL J.D. Vance VP Running-mate Song ♬

• Jon Stewart: The RNC and Трамп assassination attempt
• The Daily Show: Is J.D. Vance (and his facial hair) the right choice for Von Shitzenpantz’s VP?
• Stephen: RNC night 1 (part 1)—Toning down the rhetoric & Wisconsin nicer & MTG’s chilling words
• Stephen: RNC night 1 (part 2)—The Dotard picks Vance for VP & Judge Cannon dismisses documents case
• Stephen: RNC night 2—Haley endorses Von Shitzenpantz & Babydog’s big moment & Rudy tumbles
• Stephen: RNC night 3—Heartbreak & loss and Never-Trumper J.D. Vance’s MAGA pivot
• Stephen: RNC Night 4—GOP wants voters to forget & Hulk Hogan turns RNC into WWE & Gaetz face
• Robert Reich: Fact-checking Трамп’s anti-immigrant lies
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Ballad of JD (Vance) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: The Nancy Mace RNC Comedy Special
• The Founders Sing: ♫ J.D.’s Short For Jackass Deceiver ♬:

• Ronny Chieng: RNC ditches unity for division as DeSantis, Sanders, and Ramaswamy take stage
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard picks Vance as VP running mate
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why I STILL Prefer Biden to Трамп ♬
• Seth Meyers: Gaetz heckles McCarthy at RNC & Mike Johnson’s embarrassing Teleprompter fail
• LegalEagle: What happens to the criminal cases now that Трамп is immune?
• Anthony Anderson: Matt Gaetz’s crazy new look at the RNC
• Scared Ketchup: MAGABOT MATT GAETZ explains his new face at the RNC
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s full RNC speech

The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says his blood is stronger than Jesus
• ScaredKetchup: Drunk Rudy Giuliani FACE PLANTS at RNC w/HOT MIC
• Mark Fiore: Why not to shoot Трамп
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about assassination attempt on Трамп
• Dark Brandon: The worst new pair of shoes
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Supreme Deep-State Court ♬
• RightPlight: A.I. David Attenborough on MAGA and their “alternative facts”
• Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—BB gun!
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals major changes to his security
• Robert Reich: The Republican Party is over
• LegalEagle: Huge legal issues of Трамп’s attempted assassination
• Francesca Fiorentini: What can’t The Dotard Трамп do?!!!:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ TWO Genders, TWO Colors, and TWO Braincells (The MTG Song) ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert laughed at by EPA head, schooled on ruling
• John Di Domenico: The Dotard’s ear deflects assassins bullet
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon about Трамп and who’s incited violence
• Stephen: America’s brush with tragedy
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God Saved Mangy to Give you His Message (and save America) ♬
• Francesca Fiorentini: Political violence comes to its biggest fan
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Iran plot to get him
• Knotheadusc: ♫ These Shoes Are Made For Griftin’ ♬:

• Liberal Redneck: So Трамп got shot (a little bit, anyway)
• ScaredKetchup: Matt Gaetz Republican convention meltdown plus Matt visits his fellow SEX TRAFFICKER in JAIL
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп on political violence
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump in Pennsylvania—Not quite the miracle folks thought ♬
• LegalEagle: Judge Cannon kills the classified documents case because nothing matters
• Seth Meyers: Трамп assassination attempt & shocking Judge Cannon ruling in Mar-a-Lago docs case
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—the Трамп shooter’s motives are unclear

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Gosh. I have to be at work soon. I hope Microsoft resolves whatever this is before I get there. Really seems like a pain. Being several hours behind, if this is resolved, us Best Coast folks won’t lose half of the day???

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Man what the fuck? Adrian Diaz threatened to sue Publicola. Absolutely disgusting. Diaz, stop being a jerk on top of, allegedly, the sexual harrassment and discrimination. Anyway, I’m glad it was resolved, but if you can throw some dosh over there, now would be a good time.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is meeting this evening. We’ll be talking a lot of politics, enjoying a drink, and savoring the weather.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Please don’t shoot anyone.

Electile Dysfunction:

• NowThis: Priest shares his thoughts Трамп on Biden vs.
• Chris Hayes: “Трамп is a loser!”—Biden focuses on “envy of the world” American economy roaring back
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Project 2025, MAGA, & Putin—Strange Bedfellows Indeed ♬
• Alex Wagner: How a single sentence in the Supreme Court’s immunity ruling could upend Трамп New York convictions
• Seth Meyers: Jen Psaki breaks down what would happen if Biden were to step down from running
• Lawrence O’Donnell and Jen Psaki: Biden torches Трамп on guns and defends his record
• NowThis: Трамп’s ties to Project 2025
• Steve Hofstetter: Uncovering the Трамп conspiracy
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his winning strategy coach
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon about Трамп and the GOP platform
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Vote Vote – Scared Ketchup is Ridin’ with Biden ♬:

• The Late Show: Play mystery candidate today!
• Red State Update: Too old! Time to quit!
• Seth Meyers: Biden’s high-stakes press conference & Boebert’s bonkers theory about Biden’s age
• Christopher Titus: DEMO-Lition—The Democrats eat their own!
• Glenn Kirschner: New York Times Editorial Board—“Dotard Трамп is unfit to lead” as “The rule of law matters.”
• Alex Wagner: Трамп panics as public gets wise to Project 2025, “authoritarian how-to manual”
• Stephen: Трамп told lies both big and small—John Dickerson on the former President’s debate performance
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Project 2025 ♬:

• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—France and the U.K.
• Ronny Chieng: Did Foxconn’s Трамп-backed move to Wisconsin create jobs or catfish the public?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп caught lying about Project 2025, Biden insists he’s staying in race
• BobLevin’s Videos: Pedophile Трамп Vs Dark Brando, 2024
• NowThis: Project 2025—In the making since the 1980s
• Remix Bros.: Joe Biden’s “You think I’m too old?” REMIX
• Nicolle Wallace: How far right groups are using Трамп to push their toxic agenda
• Mother Jones: FAUX’s Kamala problem
• Chris Hayes and Joy Reid: Reaction to Biden campaign rally in Michigan…he “came alive”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Bring Back Dotard Трамп! (An inspiring campaign song) ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Project 2025 (Dotard Трамп edition) ♬:

• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Civil Rights Act
• Stephen: GOP platform reads like a Von Shitzenpantz Tweet & A bearded VP?
• Alex Wagner: “I’d vote for Darth Vader over Трамп”—Трамп faces rigid cap on support, with or without Biden
• MSNBC: Maddow, Hayes, Reid, & Wallace react to Biden’s high-stakes press conference
• Robert Reich: How Biden is changing the structure of our economy
• Kathryn Hahn: Трамп and Biden are NOT the same
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Трамп and Project 2025
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his VP running mate
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Heritage Foundation’s 2025 Song (We Don’t Think We’ll Have to Kill You) ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп returns to campaign trail with deranged FL rally & Dems meet on Biden’s future
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ How To Stop Stupid Hitler ♬
• NowThis: Former Трамп supporter shares what changed her mind
• Chris Hayes: Allies of the felon Von Shitzenpantz step up racist, sexist attacks on Kamala Harris
• Stephen: Project 2025 is Трамп’s blueprint for a radical conservative takeover of the U.S. government
• Alex Wagner: Трамп chooses wrong side as global democracy hangs in the balance
• Seth Meyers: The “Leave Him Alone Guy” sticks up for J.D. Vance
• Robert Reich: Have people forgotten about how bad Трамп was?
• Stephanie Ruhle: NYT & LA Times call Трамп “unfit” for office

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Abortion!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pedophiles and the Q-Anoners Who Love Them ♬
• Katie Phang: What Taylor Swift exposes about GOP’s “crushingly toxic” Project 2025
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about “skyrocketing” inflation
• Stella Magz: White Nationalists march proudly in Nashville
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Reveals Evangelicals’ Massive Theological Flaw ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Leave Us Alone (MAGA Red Cult) ♬

• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell burned by coffee deal with disbarred Rudy Giuliani
• Jabari Jones: Hannity—Трамп interview
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Getting Donald And Ivana Back Together (a romantic song) ♬
• Right Plight: MAGA and their fear of questions
• Couple Things with Jeff Wright: Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates 7/11 with Viktor Orban
• Katie Phang: Alito’s Jan. 6 shame vs. Jack Smith’s coup charges—How Трамп could lose
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Here Comes Little Donny Snowflake ♬

Robert Reich: The real welfare in America

Supremely Fucked:

• LegalEagle: The Supreme Court destroyed the government while you weren’t looking
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Big Supreme Court cluster fuck ♬:

• Ari Melber: Impeach Clarence Thomas! AOC hits the “nuclear option” after grifting scandal & Трамп immunity case
• Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Top Kids Court!

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Seattle isn’t the only place that can’t deal with homelessness in anything approaching decency. So congratulations to Lacey on winning your court case that allows cruelty to the least of us.

– Don’t worry, Seattle you aren’t just catching strays.

– Also, Seattle, throw the book at the officer who laughed at Jaahnavi Kandula’s death.

– Is this too Seattle based? Here’s the info on the transportation levy.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

So excited to see signs of the extended 1 Line popping up when I take light rail. Sorry I don’t know how to show a Bluesky post, but I was excited first about new maps and now the electronic signs being updated. It’s so cool to see my region doing this cool thing.

Anyway please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening for some refreshments, political talk, and good cheer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.