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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

John Oliver: TikTok ban

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Oh, I dunno. Seems like it was worth it for me.

    “Along the way, you claim that the rules are on your side and impose them on your political enemies, and sometimes yourself, because the results are good ones,” the professor stated, adding, “The trouble is that they regularly aren’t. In this election, legalistic tactics contributed to Mr. Trump’s victory, helping to produce the popular majority he had never boasted before.”

    “For all of Mr. Trump’s misdeeds, prosecuting them was not worth the cost of restoring him to power.”

    Really, libbies. You should have seen the backlash coming from a mile away. Especially with what Bragg strung together. McHillbilly, you especially have no excuse.

    “Yet many liberals, convinced that their causes were righteous, didn’t register the risks of this legalistic strategy, which included being seen by voters as treating the law as politics by other means. The criminal investigations fueled their target’s dominance of the Republican primary race and breathed new life into his campaign fund-raising,” he wrote.

    Moyn added, “The election became something like national jury nullification — after the fact for the New York case, and pre-emptively for the others.”

    76.8 million voters issued directed judgement notwithstanding the verdict.

    Pretty good chance of that judgement resulting in a 7-2 conservative SCOTUS majority.

    Think on your sins, libbies.

  2. 2

    @1 So prosecutors should back off every criminal who runs for public office? That sounds like an argument for giving Bob Menendez a Get Out Of Jail Free card. Or is this another “rule” that only applies to Republicans?

    P.S., when are you going to start thinking about your side’s sins?

  3. 3

    With the Infowars bankruptcy, I was wondering, are the trustees required to accept the highest bid?

    Used to be different rules for different industries. I read during the Milwaukee Road’s bankruptcy, Chicago and Northwestern put in a better bid, but Canadian Pacific won, because the C&NW had too much duplication and CP’s subsidiary showed they met a Public interest requirement that existed in railroad bankruptcy law at the time.

  4. 4

    From previous thread

    For Christ’s sake G, give it a fucking rest!

    You’d have to explain why you think i should give a rest.

    I think part of the nature of the problem is your feeling of superiority. Like you are some superior being to others that has no faults. That’s not anyway to deal with a problem. Especially if you want to point out all the problems in the world (or only the problems you perceive to be problems. Your limited cherry picked problems).

    Now if you want me to stop just because you can’t handle the truth, then that would be your problem and censorship. Where in the constitution can you point to that that is ok?

    Plus the women and children and pets are counting on you! They deserve better than to be groomed.

    Men ( heterosexual ones) are killing and raping a disrespectful to women because they think of themselves as superior. Now when it comes to sports, the black ones beet the whites ones by miles.

  5. 5

    With regard to @4. See @1. The dude is delusional and makes things up.

    Sexism is what did Harris in. Uneducated Neanderthals are what did her in.

    If Bob’s message were to be true, and the message of the uneducated one he quotes, another Neanderthals male, then some of the educated would have voted for Trump too. And afterall, if there’s a backlash with maintaining morals then ohhh let’s not keep our morals and ethics. Hitler would appreciate that.

    Where are the educated cross overs crossing to the dark side.

    I wrote the above before reading @2. So that’s an example of the independent opinions of the schmuck @1 being a blowhard.

    If I have to stop then he has to stop.

  10. 10

    Wasn’t Dubya a Yalie?

    That’s all the excuse anyone needs right there.🤡

    Must be a new bit, this.
    Where Scotty P who normally drags vulgar, juvenile critiques and mockery into the foulest part of the gutter and invites us all to gaze into his remarkable fascination with rectums and anuses, now stands back with suede elbow patches smoking a pipe and weakly attempts to scold HA for lacking “civility”.

  12. 12

    11,
    Who better to take a “well intended” scolding from than someone so entirely lacking in self esteem, after watching his Congressman father buy his way into an elitist academy, that he would stick his own finger into another mans rectum and then place it willingly into his own mouth for the sake of “fraternity”.

    Remember the time Dubya couldn’t figure out how much a gallon milk cost? Liter? Hogshead? Flagon? Demiard? What do you people use to measure liquid volume these days?

  13. 13

    But you should stay on the Twatter…Echo chamber…diversity of opinions…

    lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 21m
    i’m going to invent an “american style” full english breakfast that’s so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord

    ashleyb2020.bsky.social @ashleyb2020.bsky.social • 4m
    TRUMP WON.

    lauren
    @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
    what’s that got to do with breakfast

  14. 14

    Following up on yesterday’s claim that Elmo wants to fire 2/3rds of government workers, Robert Reich dog walked him about the fact that only about 4M (23 claims Elmo) people work for the Federal Government, a lot of them work for either the Postal Service or the Military. In fact since the mid 70s that number hasn’t changed a lot except for a once a decade spike in years ending with 9 or 0.

    80% of ‘Government Workers’ he’s counting work for State or Local Governments most being teachers. I think it would have been great if someone had fired all the county road crews a few weeks ago. You got a chainsaw to get to the freeway?

    Neither Vivek or Elon will be able to do much because they literally don’t know shit about fuck.

  15. 15

    Diet Supplement Fraudster and media personality nominated.

    No, Not Dr. Oz.

    Surgeon General.

    Here’s a well known fact. The Diet and Nutritional industry is wholly unregulated and any claims of health benefit are literally unproven. Selling them as a licensed Dr. is widely discouraged within the medical community.

  16. 16

    At least libbies had three months of calling JD Vance “weird”.

    I mean, that’s worth something, amirite?

  18. 18

    One down, 12,999 to go.

    Bill Melugin
    @BillMelugin_

    NEW: ICE Buffalo takes a shot at NY Governor Hochul while announcing the arrest of a criminal Brazilian illegal alien:

    “Regardless of what the Governor of New York says, we will not be deterred by politicians putting votes over protecting the citizens of this nation.”
    Quote
    ERO Buffalo
    @EROBuffalo
    ·
    23h
    ERO Buffalo arrested an unlawfully present Brazilian national with a final order of removal. The noncitizen has pending local charges for strangulation and endangering the welfare of a child. He is also under investigation in Brazil for several crimes including homicide.
    1:31 PM · Nov 22, 2024

    Will Team Trump remove the illegal alien murderers before one or both of Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids brutally become their homicide victims?

    One can only hope not.

  20. 20

    18,

    Note: this is political theater.

    Nobody, LITERALLY NOBODY argues that adjudicated criminal offenders for whom there is a valid, judge-issued warrant for arrest deserve anyone’s protection. No Governor in recent history has interfered with such a warrant. And nobody votes for that.

    Constitutional Cities / Constitutional States:
    These are the PATRIOT cities and states that defend and respect the Constitutional rights to due process and the warrant protections provided in the Fourth, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

    Do not let authoritarians in service to fascism goad you into attacking your own Constitional rights, as drooling dipshit Scotty P is doing here. Because that is certainly the plan. All your weapons will do you no good and will prove useless in your defense when set against the combined might of the federal government.

    “Get a warrant, asshole. Come back when you have one. Don’t come back until you do.”

    The only confrontation Fat Hitler should get should look just like that.

  21. 21

    @10 The right is having a civility spasm? You don’t say! Next thing you know Trump will be holding doors open for people in wheelchairs.

  22. 22

    What do you people use to measure liquid volume these days?

    1. Liquid ounces
    2. Cups
    3. Pints
    4. Quarts
    5. Gallons

    There are also metric measures in use: milliliters, liters…

  23. 23

    If you thought Bernie Moreno is the senator-elect from Ohio, you’re wrong. He doesn’t represent Ohio.

    His campaign was backed by $40 million from the cryptocurrency industry as part of a highly targeted effort to get friendly candidates elected and, perhaps more importantly, its critics removed. Moreno’s victory was one of the Senate seats Republicans flipped to take control of the chamber.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/11/23/how-tech-bros-bought-americas-most-pro-crypto-congress-ever.html

    But Moreno is just one of many:

    Crypto accounted for nearly half of all corporate dollars that flowed into the election …. Nearly 300 pro-crypto lawmakers will take seats in the House and Senate, … giving the sector unprecedented influence over the legislative agenda.

  24. 24

    @ 19

    Let the corruption begin:
    …
    Donald Trump has a record of pardoning favored companies from tariffs. Companies are once again lining up to try to influence him.

    And suddenly an entire decade of POS Hunter Biden’s influence peddling and tens of millions of CCP dollars finding their way into the pockets of Biden family members are memory-holed.

  25. 25

    @ 20

    Nobody, LITERALLY NOBODY argues that adjudicated criminal offenders for whom there is a valid, judge-issued warrant for arrest deserve anyone’s protection. No Governor in recent history has interfered with such a warrant.

    A purple state mayor has threatened to interfere, by sending armed cops to stop it:

    Denver Mayor Mike Johnston backtracks comments about sending Denver Police officers to block Trump deportation efforts

    Oh, and he’ll gladly put Denver moms in harm’s way, too. To protect the MS-13 and Venezuelan gang members.

    “More than us having DPD stationed at the county line to keep them out, you would have 50,000 Denverites there,” Johnston told Denverite. “It’s like the Tiananmen Square moment with the rose and the gun, right? You’d have every one of those Highland moms who came out for the migrants. And you do not want to mess with them.”

    He’ll do it if he thinks Trump is wrong.

    And hey, let’s not forget the judge in Massachusetts who enabled an illegal already under arrest for drug charges to escape ICE custody:

    Feds charge Mass. judge with obstruction for aiding undocumented immigrant’s escape from ICE

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/25/doj-charges-judge-obstruction-allowing-illegal-immigrant-escape-ice/3574450002/

    Don’t give me that LITERALLY NOBODY weak-ass shit, McHillbilly. You’re lying through your teeth. Weak-ass dishonest pussy.

  26. 26

    tens of millions of CCP dollars finding their way into the pockets of Biden family members

    Donald Trump will perp walk Bidens for show trials 24/7 on Fox/NewsMax/OAN and we’ll continue to offer “always low prices”.

    Throw in the Clintons while we’re at it.

    It’s not lawfare when “we” do it. Retribution? Nice word.. Many syllables.

  27. 27

    More women (people) being killed by their partner/spouse/Neanderthal Viral Husban than undocumented immigrants.

    But nothing to see there. They’re American! They even had an American flag on the back of their T-shirt.

  29. 29

    @25

    About that judge. Case dismissed. She’s back on the bench.

    Trying to force a member of the Judicial Branch by threat of prosecution to bend to the wishes of the Trump Executive Branch didn’t work.

    Dumbfuck is hoping no one remembers that Drumpy the Clown tried to mandate judges hold potential deportees until ICE could get around to picking them up. Many judges said, ‘Nah, were not going to have states and municipalities pay for that. This case in particular was a naked attempt to coerce cooperation from a Constitutionally independent branch of government.

  30. 30

    @26

    Wal*Mart, eh

    we’ll continue to offer “always low prices”.

    Arkansas-based Walmart, the world’s largest retailer that traditionally has catered to working- and middle-class Americans, warned the President-elect’s plans to hike import duties across the board will be felt by everyday consumers.

    Tariffs are going to be inflationary, there’s no disputing that,” Walmart finance chief John David Rainey told Fox News on Thursday.

  32. 32

    Tariffs are going to be inflationary, there’s no disputing that

    but think of all the dick pics we’ll be seeing on cable news covering the show trials with Judge Canon presiding.

  33. 33

    A BLUE state mayor has threatened to defend the Constitution of the United States by enforcing the laws, rights, and legal due process protections afforded to all persons in the United States.

    He has said that if anyone from the federal government attempts to violate those laws and the U.S. Constitution he will instruct police in his city to enforce the law. He believes that the citizens of his city are patriotic Americans who support the Constitution and will show up to protest if people from the federal government try to violate the Constitution in order to mistreat Coloradans.

    “Hell do it if” the stupid fuck sticks show up without warrants and begin attempts to detain and arrest Coloradans in violation of Colorado state law, federal law, and the United States Constitution.

    No Trump authoritarian has had any success at attempting to sustain any unlawful arrest or bring any prosecution against any person, judge, state or municipal official, lawyer, or cop who was defending the Constitutionally guaranteed rights in the Fourth, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendments. Let Homan send his BORTAC soldiers. And American patriots will send our strippers and clowns. That’s been remarkably effective.

    This is what a Constitutional City does.

    “SHOW ME YOUR WARRANT OR LEAVE. DO NOT COME BACK AGAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE ONE. COME BACK WITHOUT ONE AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH CRIMINAL TRESPASS AND CRIMINAL HARASSMENT.”

    And obviously Scotty P is just lying his ass off now that I’ve shown how because of his embarassing, poor choices he finds himself siding with fascist authoritarians who want to shit on the Constitution.

    ICE must first obey the law before they can seek to enforce it.

  34. 34

    Drumpy the Clown tried to mandate judges hold potential deportees until ICE could get around to picking them up.

    In the absence of judge signed warrants, state and municipal judges have absolutely no legal authority to support such detentions. They would be in violation of the law and the United States Constitution if they did so. Those who have done so have been successfully sued in federal court under Sec. 1983. Those who refuse are following the law and refusing to spend state and local tax dollars to fund Fat Hitler’s authoritarian immigration theater designed to turn American citizens against their own Constitution. In the case of Scotty P they succeeded years ago. He’ll kill you if you try to take away his machine guns. But apparently, because his individual liberty is contingent upon his fierce and irrational hatred of minorities and women, you are perfectly okay arresting him without a warrant or probable cause, searching his home without a warrant or probable cause, and holding him in detention indeffinitely without habeas.

    He just told you so.

  35. 35

    @ 26

    … show trials 24/7 …

    That’s exactly what the J6 House committee’s investigation was. The voters were not fooled. Voters other than Welfare Queen YLB and The Even Bigger Fucking Moron that is.

  38. 38

    @35 “That’s exactly what the J6 House committee’s investigation was. The voters were not fooled.”

    Apparently you were fooled into thinking that was a court trial, not a congressional hearing. The voters opted the defendant out of the court trial, remember?

    Funny how your outrage over “show trial” House hearings doesn’t reach anything with Jim Jordan’s name on it.

  39. 39

    …an entire decade of POS Hunter Biden’s influence peddling…

    Hunter Biden is a private citizen. Congress has absolutely no business investigating a private citizen.

  40. 40

    FischerKing & @FischerKing64

    Bluesky will collapse – or perhaps just remain totally irrelevant in a kind of shadow death – because it’s a monoculture of angry liberals who don’t want to face the fire on X. Most the people who left for it will be back here eventually.

    It’s funny how much they don’t get it. What Elmo did to Twatter by tweaking the algorithm and giving the mocked ‘Blue Check’ to anyone willing to pay is NOT ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SHOULD BE FACING THE FIRE.

    Take the current pop culture moment.

    Twatter.

    “I loved ‘Wicked’”
    Responses

    ‘Go woke go broke’
    ‘Another Libtard pushing DEI actress’
    ‘Fucking fag!’

    Bluesky

    ‘I loved ‘Wicked’
    Replies

    ‘Ariana Grande was OK but maybe I’m spoiled seeing Kristin Chenoweth on Broadway’
    ‘It was great’
    ‘It was kind of long but I had fun”

    Twatter is now just a place for the right to lose their minds being dicks. Where ‘Happy Birthday Mom!’ from Taylor Swift becomes death threats and calls for her Cuck boyfriend to get a concussion.

    Y’all on that site have lost the plot on how interacting with complete strangers goes and why entertaining the worst assholes in America isn’t something you need to do if you don’t want to

  42. 42

    Solid Joke making the way around the TikkyTokky.

    Matt Gaetz quit when he found out he wasn’t working with a JV Dance.

  45. 45

    @44 I bet there is a correlation to where the concentration of Heterosexual Neanderthals live with the Virus.

    Let us bow are heads now and pray to God.

    Dearly beloved, please look after the bitches. Keep them from harm. Keep them from their loved one, the ape 🦍 (no not Puffy himself), and save them from the Virus.

    Amen.

    May you go in peace now and sin with no dicks in your mouths. Keep the horse cock from your mouth too (Bob).

  49. 49

    @ 40

    Sour grapes from the side that didn’t get to use X/Twitter to manipulate the voters in 2024 the way it did in 2020.

    Also from the side that got to see just how influential X/Twitter remained despite jettisoning somewhere in the neighborhood of 80-90% of its labor force.

    Turns out a business needs far fewer staff to just tell the truth.

    Cry more.

  50. 50

    CBS News/Yougov found that 59% approve of Donald Trump’s handling of the transition. That’s not even close: 59 to 41.

    People are so anxious to be rid of this POS administration that they’re desperate for another heaping helping of Trump.

    Biggest winners: Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids. And she knows it, too.

  51. 51

    Narrower total vote win than Jimmy Carter.

    Egg prices are already rising too.

    But it’s possible MAGA can sustain themselves indefinitely on vibes, memes, online opt-in polls, and optics. After all, these are people who truly believe that a “Q clearance patriot” revealed the truth to them in the summer of 2020 during lockdown spent watching YouTube videos.

  52. 52

    Please someone give him a hug.

    And I’m sorry my daughter diddled the boy and made him wear dresses.

    …..it puts the lotion on its skin

  55. 55

    Wait’ll they see $3.25 celery and can’t get the insurance repair on the house fixed for 4-6 months.

    At the same time, most (64%) also say undocumented immigrants should have a way to stay in the country legally if certain requirements are met, according to a Pew Research Center survey conducted in August.

  56. 56

    most (64%) also say undocumented immigrants should have a way to stay in the country legally

    GET THEM THE HELL OUT!

  57. 57

    most (64%) also say undocumented immigrants should have a way to stay in the country legally

    Ivanka and I are selling dispensations. If they can just come up with $500k they can stay, no problem.

  58. 58

    “Under the right conditions” is meet a guy as an underaged hooker model and then spend some time on his private island and eventually meet a guy with a mushroom penis who gets you a visa you don’t qualify for, overstay it, then marry him.

    I know he sucks in every possible way but beats being in Slovenia

  60. 60

    @56 I assume you’re willing to help pay for deporting them, and won’t mind doing without the services they provide.

    Don’t get me wrong. If they’re here illegally, they don’t have a right to be here, and the law’s the law.

    But law enforcement is expensive, and we all have to pitch in and help pay for it. You included.

  61. 61

    54)More reason for Greyhound to tell their drivers not to abandon passengers there.

  62. 62

    We think of cops as the good guys. Not only law enforcers, but role models, people who follow the rules themselves.

    This is, of course, an idealized view of people who, after all, are human like the rest of us. They argue with their wives, yell at their kids, even vote for Trump.

    This one, a Navy veteran and former Border Patrol officer with a spotless employment record, is a serial killer.

  63. 63

    @ 51

    Egg prices are already rising too.

    Hey, as long as we’re blaming stuff like this on a guy not yet in office, I guess stuff like this is his fault, too:

    Updated Mon, Nov 25 20249:41 AM EST
    Dow jumps 400 points Monday following Trump’s pick of Bessent for Treasury: Live updates

    And as long as we’re talking about egg prices, let’s talk about why it’s news this week:

    CNN
    Egg prices are going even higher. This time it’s avian flu and the holidays
    23 hours ago

    ABC News – Breaking News, Latest News and Videos
    Why you may be shelling out more money on eggs: Bird flu spikes dwindle supply
    2 days ago

    CBS News
    Eggs are getting scarcer and pricier ahead of the holidays. Here’s why.
    2 days ago

    Avian flu and Thanksgiving are the fault of the GOP election victor. This is what QoS McHillbilly is reduced to claiming.

    Donald Trump broke QoS McHillbilly.

  65. 65

    53

    Now now G, that’s no way to talk to your gramma. After all, I’m the one paying for all your PrEP medicine.

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