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  1. 1

    I assure you I’m having a worse Monday. You go to the office today as the biggest fuck up in the department? And all your colleagues know?

  2. 2

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  4. 4

    If Trump had lost six years ago, JEB! would be half way through his first term, Mitch would have a 12 vote majority, Kevin would have a 50 vote majority, and Walmart would be running Social Security at a profit.

  5. 5

    The Philadelphia Eagles are in the playoffs, but Goldy has no social media platform with which to be an asshole about it.

    Thank Christ for Elon Musk.

  7. 7

    Senator Merkley Introduces Legislation to Ban Hedge Fund Ownership of Residential Housing
    https://www.merkley.senate.gov/news/in-the-news/senator-merkley-introduces-legislation-to-ban-hedge-fund-ownership-of-residential-housing>>
    For example, in 2021, large hedge fund investors bought 42.8 percent of homes for sale in the Atlanta metro area and 38.8 percent of homes in the Phoenix area.

    Democrats trying to help people. “Destroy Social Security” republicans vote to check the genitals of middle schools and ban rainbows and privatize social security.

  9. 9

    Hey y’all, how come none of y’all are whinin’ for sick leave for railroad workers anymore?

    Don’t they still need paid sick leave?

    What happened, y’all? Or is YLB not the only unserious liberal twat to populate this blog?

  10. 10

    @ 7

    The “End Hedge Fund Control of American Homes Act”, if passed, the Act would ban hedge funds and private equity investors from owning large numbers of homes by establishing a $20,000 federal tax penalty for each single family home owned by a single company and its affiliates over 100 homes.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron cheers a $20,000 increase in the cost of a residential rental unit, which will then be recovered by higher rents paid by people who aren’t in a position to buy.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron does not realize that pension funds established for the benefit of union employees are major investors into the PE funds and companies that purchase housing for rental purposes.

    I know that none of y’all are surprised. Except The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

  11. 11

    Get a job, ya fuckin’ deadbeat. Says…. First Vegetable Joe Biden?

    Oh, yes.

    White House Reportedly Signals It Would Accept Work Requirements in Child Tax Credit Revival

    In a last-ditch bid to revive the expanded Child Tax Credit in some form by year’s end, the White House has reportedly suggested to congressional Democrats that it is willing to accept a compromise deal that adds more stringent work requirements to the anti-poverty program—a reversal of President Joe Biden’s previous opposition to such restrictions and a move that some progressives condemned.
    …
    “This would be a shameful cave by Biden and Democrats,” Zaheed added.

    When y’all come right down to it, there’s nothing about Biden and the Democrats that isn’t shameful.

  13. 13

    “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) on Monday said her recent comment that the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack would have been armed and successful if she planned it was ‘sarcasm,’ after she drew rebukes from the White House and Democratic leaders.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3772006-greene-says-jan-6-remarks-were-sarcasm/

    Nope. She said it, and we’re holding her to it. She doesn’t get to yell “fire!” in a crowded theater and then say “just kidding.” A House Ethics Committee investigation is in order, with expulsion on the table.

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    @9

    Will you PLEASE pay attention to this thing I never cared about just hoping the strike would happen before the midterms INSTEAD of the news that the specific texts from Gym Jordan to/from Mark Meadows organizing the plot to overturn the election are identified and about to be released.

    Gym? How do you look in orange?

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    @ 13

    She said it, and we’re gonna hold her to it. She doesn’t get to yell “fire” in a crowded theater and then say “just kidding.”

    And yet Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit feels free to repeatedly exhort “Liberals must arm.” and then say he didn’t mean it in the way that everyone who read it, including Darryl, knows he meant it.

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    @ 14

    Gym? How do you look in orange?

    Not as good as YLB thinks she looks in pastel taffeta and heels.

  17. 17

    Dear Penthouse Forum.

    My third wife had just given birth to my son when I went out to a party my buddy Geoffrey Repstaine was having and I never thought this kind of thing could happen to me.

    Trump to release ‘book of letters’ next year amid 2024 campaign

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    Supreme Court has accepted* another Biden student loan giveaway case for argument in February, including Article III issues of standing.

    The GOP House will slam-dunk the issue of standing into irrelevance by the second week of January.

    I’m OK with it.

    [* = it was a stay appeal, and SCOTUS gave it a little polish.]

  20. 20

    Dear Jerod,

    I hear the Cialis isn’t working out. I’m happy to help you with Ivanka.

    Truly

    Trump to release ‘book of letters’ next year amid 2024 campaign

  21. 21

    YLB’s fucked kids should be grateful that SCOTUS will prevent them from being on the hook for another trillion dollars.

    They won’t be, the ungrateful little shits, She and Hers, but they should be.

  22. 22

    @5 Last I heard, Goldy still has posting privileges on HA. By the way, I sent him $28 to pay for this month’s hosting bill. Are you going to send him $28 next month to pay the January hosting bill, or do you intend to live here rent-free at his expense? Like a common squatter?

  23. 23

    Dear Deustche Bank,

    Give me another loan or I may have to nuke your beautiful headquarters. And if you breathe a word of my piss poor balance sheet to ANYONE I’ll kill your family.

    Trump to release ‘book of letters’ next year amid 2024 campaign

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    @10 Hedge funds should buy up all the hay and horse feed instead. People need houses. They don’t need horses.

  26. 26

    @11 Attention working mothers of America, HA’s resident Republican troll just called you all “deadbeats.” In doing so, he speaks for the entire Republican Party. Vote accordingly. Oh wait, you already did last month.

  27. 27

    @12 Gifts for mistresses. Out of your league, too, doc. That’s why you picked a mistress who only wants some oats now and then.

  28. 28

    @ 24

    And got all the shots.

    He tried it yet again, but the injection of Botox into his corpora cavernosa still didn’t do a damned thing to help his ED. And he’s learned from experience; this time he won’t try to convince Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit that his post-injection penile hematoma is really an erection.

    But it gave the nurse a good laugh.

  29. 29

    @15 I never suggested anyone bring guns to a riot aimed at overthrowing the U.S. government. Doc’s okay with that, but not with liberals having Second Amendment rights or defending themselves.

  30. 30

    @28 “it gave the nurse a good laugh”

    That’s nothing, you should the noises the horse makes behind your back.

  31. 31

    Trump to release ‘book of letters’ next year amid 2024 campaign

    Dear Penthouse,

    I never would have thought that anything at all like this would ever happen to somebody like me.

    But there I was, kneeling dazed in a roadside ditch with my pants around my ankles, a silly grin plastered across my face, and a Presidential Challenge Coin proudly clutched in my left hand, as my other hand waved furiously with enthusiasm at the motorcade speeding into night. As tears of joy gently cooled my face in the tropical evening breeze, I couldn’t help asking myself,

    “How on earth did a simple, racist retired diagnostic tech like me find himself thousands of miles from home at a Florida rest stop having a train run on him by his hero, Stephen Miller, while his even greater hero looked on approvingly from the back of an armored limo masturbating furiously and laughing into the tropical Florida night?”

    Well let me tell you. It all began, as such adventures often do, with a couple of Quaaludes and a half bottle of NyQuil…

  32. 32

    @ 29

    …liberals having Second Amendment rights or defending themselves.

    Yeah, that’s why Darryl took you down, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. He chewed your ass for no reason other than you were innocently and pacifistically proclaiming your 2A rights, and your right to self-defense under the Constitution. And Darryl – that fuckin’ murderous fascist – was not OK with that.

    Darryl can be so cruel at times. Poor, poor Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Let us all, each and every one of us, feel badly for the mistreatment he received at the hands of cruel Darryl.

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    “’Under Chairwoman McDaniel’s leadership, the GOP lost both houses of Congress and the White House, and seriously underperformed in 2022 by further losing ground in the Senate and only barely winning a majority in the House,’ the resolution said, adding that new leadership is necessary to ‘address deficiencies in fundraising, messaging, GOTV and election integrity.’”

    https://www.rawstory.com/texas-gop-votes-unanimously-for-a-new-national-leader-after-disappointing-midterms/

    No explanation offered as to why they left out “shitty candidates.”

  35. 35

    Trump to release ‘book of letters’ next year amid 2024 campaign

    A is for Asian Massage Parlor
    B is for Banger..barely know’er
    C is for Catsup or Chinavirus
    D is for Dick
    E is for Envy
    F is for Fucking
    G is for Grift
    H is for Hole
    I is for Ingrate voters
    J is for Fake News
    K is for Kat
    L is for Lotion
    M is for Misanthrope
    N is for Neiman Marcus
    O is for Ogle
    P is for Penis mushroom
    Q is for quick ejaculation
    R is for rectal UV light
    S is for shineola
    T is for titties
    U is for that dangly thing in the back of the throat *
    V is for victimhood
    W is for Worser
    X is for Exotic Dancer
    Y is for ME!
    Z is for….television, man, woman zipper

    *shoutout to Cardi B

  36. 36

    20,

    I’ll buy it.

    Especially looking forward to the deeply humiliating grovel-correspondance from Fat Midget, FOX News celebs, as well as any number of famous billionaire shitheads.

    Trump kept receipts.
    Who could have possibly seen that coming?

  38. 38

    @35 Who did you derive “Fake News” from the letter J? Is that like “Jake News” or “Fake Jews”? Just curious.

  41. 41

    @9. Democrats have done what they could.
    Did any more of your republicans, change and step up and do the right thing to stop screwing over workers? Are there any new republicans who will risk their voters ire and pass legislation that grants sick leave to railroad workers? Who did YOU contact and plead for them change their vote?

  42. 42

    Liberals must arm. Or just let all the Neanderthal Heteros kill their wives and children and then themselves.

  43. 43

    Another journalist has died at Qatar World Cup.

    Murder. FIFA has blood are their hands.

  46. 46

    41,
    As I see it the ball is in the four union’s court.

    The dire impact that an authorized strike might have had on CSX in Georgia, and thus potentially the Senate majority, is now passed. And Biden is no longer under quite the same pressure. But the again, neither are shippers and the Class One railroads. Nevertheless a wildcat strike by the rank-and-file committee would cripple them. The railroads might respond by firing them. But don’t look for President Biden to lift a finger now.

    Locking out 100,000 workers spread over 5,000 miles of track would mean a shut down. Scabs can’t operate locomotives.

  48. 48

    The GOP House caucus is populated by people who are for bringing guns to Capitol riots and against literacy.

  49. 49

    Career advice: Aileen Cannon should put in a few years on the bench to pad her resume, hearing routine cases that are impossible to fuck up, then resign to take a cushy job at a donor-funded conservative public-interest law firm, where the money is always good and always losing doesn’t matter.

  50. 50

    Something the “Jew Loving Repukes” couldn’t or wouldn’t do.

    https://apnews.com/article/biden-charlottesville-united-states-government-and-politics-0a043c16af6aa026a588633000150e9c?utm_source=homepage&utm_medium=TopNews&utm_campaign=position_06

    Trump shames them for their support. If they ever vote Repuke or for Trump you know why……they’re the radical extremist hasidic jews that don’t like gays or black or asian or latino….just themselves. They will die by themselves too.

    Come to think of it does the moderate jewish person ever speak out against a hasidic jewish person’s hate mongering?

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    the ungrateful little shits

    The whole world will be grateful when HA’s slimiest POS @21 goes to “that certain day”..

    And with every penny of its fookin’ munee that absolutely no one gives “two shits” about.

    the world will be a better place.

  53. 53

    I see Elon Musk is denying again that he doesn’t suck underage boys’ dick when he’s not dressing up as a pedophile.

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    @ 56

    They’ll probably get probation and fines, which seems light to me.

    HA resident legal eagle Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wants 20 years of hard labor for misdemeanor offenses.

    The charges said Scott Christensen and his wife were spotted later that afternoon in the Capitol Rotunda where he was captured on police body camera video conversing with a police officer. The charges say the couple remained inside the Capitol for over an hour until they were escorted out by law enforcement.

    Speaking with law enforcement and meandering are capital offenses in Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s estimation. Oh, and following instructions when asked to exit the building.

    Such a dumbfuck attorney is Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

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    Virginia libbies breathe a collective sigh of relief, comforted by the knowledge that Youngkin deserved to win and that every POS administrator in this school district deserves jail time.

    Nick Minock
    @NickMinock
    ·
    13h
    Loudoun County’s former Superintendent and the school system’s top spokesperson are now being charged.
    @7NewsDC
    wjla.com
    Loudoun Co. former superintendent Ziegler, school official indicted by special grand jury
    7News has learned that two Loudoun County Public Schools officials, including former superintendent Scott Ziegler, were indicted by a special grand jury.

    Terry McAuliffe famously had said that in his view parents should just stay the fuck out of it and let their kids continue to be raped in the school restrooms.

  62. 62

    Hey, y’all, I found The Even Bigger Fucking Moron on Twitter:

    Playing2Lose
    @_P2Lose_
    ·
    12h
    Replying to
    @elonmusk
    Musk spend 44 billion dollars on Twitter. Imagine spending that same amount of money for all the 8 billion people. Everyone could have 4 billion each. Shame on you Musk

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    @52. I expect republicans will only enforce the “Ban on Porn” that is not straight and white and conservative.
    There’s a growing sense among many conservatives that something has gone haywire with Americans’ sexuality. In their heads, there’s only one correct way to be sexual.
    They classify anything positive about LGBTQ as Porn so they have another means to erase LGBTQ stories and information.

  65. 65

    Rather…. Donald Trump is showing us just how much democracy can be corrupted,
    especially when power by any means republicans promote the corruption.

  67. 67

    @64

    Conservative are perverts.

    Something has gone haywire in Heterosexuality. Killing their wives and children and pets. We all need to remind of their Neanderthal ways.

    Breeding will not save them.

  69. 69

    wants 20 years of hard labor for misdemeanor offenses.

    Will some nice person please explain to this sad, weak dancing freak that misdemeanor convictions cannot produce sentences greater than one year? I’m already too exhausted.

  70. 70

    let their kids continue to be raped in the school restrooms.

    yawwwwwwnnn.. so bleats the pedo kreepshit of widbee with 24/7 fantasies of “fucked kids”, anally even..

    what a sick fuck..

  71. 71

    @69 speaks well to its (lack of) “intelligence”…

    sad, weak dancing freak

    yep, add that to “sick fuck”..

  72. 72

    Elon Musk’s Twitter dissolves its Trust and Safety Council
    Twitter abruptly dissolves safety council moments before meeting The firm’s turmoil appears to deepen since Elon Musk’s takeover with Yoel Roth forced to flee home amid personal attacks
    “The council was an advisory group of nearly 100 independent civil, human rights and other organizations that the company formed in 2016 to address hate speech, child exploitation, suicide, self-harm and other problems on the platform. But Twitter informed the group via email that it was disbanding shortly before the meeting was to take place on Monday.”
    “The news appeared to deepen the turmoil that has beset the company following Musk’s takeover. Also on Monday, it was reported that Twitter’s former top safety official, Yoel Roth, was forced to flee his home amid escalating personal attacks, including from Musk himself.”
    >> Musk has gutted the division that previously policed online harassment. Do you think Musk thinks he can do a better job without the help and input from the Trust and Safety Council?

  73. 73

    @ 72

    Do you think Musk thinks he can do a better job without the help and input from the Trust and Safety Council?

    Did the South do a better job on human rights without Bull Connor?

    Yes to both questions.

  74. 74

    Victoria LaCivita, a spokeswoman for Virginia Attorney General Jason S. Miyares (R), declined to offer details about the alleged conduct that led to the charges…

    Perhaps because in so doing she herself is engaging in the very same alleged conduct?

  75. 75

    let their kids continue to be raped in the school restrooms.

    Instead of on a private yacht coked out of their heads wearing fetish gear as God Commands!

  76. 76

    Do you think Musk thinks he can do a better job without the help and input from the Trust and Safety Council?

    In liability management strategies, it is often advised that declining all responsibility for doing so can successfully alleviate the burden.

    Twitter owes no public legal burden to moderate. That’s something consistently lost in this debate. It’s an entirely private communication channel with no standards of conduct other than what Twitter imposes on itself. And as a free service to users even the TOS is voluntary.

    Twitter’s duty to moderate is owed to it’s advertisers with whom it has a contract for services in exchange for compensation. It is for them and at their insistence that Twitter formed the public council. And it is for them to decide if Musk can do a “better job” by not doing the job at all.

    So far they are deciding by getting out.

  77. 77

    @ 74

    Perhaps because in so doing she herself is engaging in the very same alleged conduct?

    Perhaps.

    Perhaps because the misconduct has already occurred in open meetings and there is little to add to what we already saw.

    Telling the world that a parent disrupted a meeting without sharing that he disrupted a meeting because his daughter was raped at school and those in charge refused to acknowledge the crime is something the world has already seen.

    It’s something that contributed directly to the election of Glenn Youngkin.

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    @ 76

    So far they are deciding by getting out.

    Just like the massive hoards of libbies who moved to Canada after the election of GWB 43. And after the election of Trump.

    It was The Great Resignation. That Wasn’t.

  79. 79

    The initial CO-3 results and the recount results differed by four votes.

    Congratulations to Representative Boebert.

  80. 80

    I note that QoS McHillbilly takes issue with the indictment of the former Loudon County Schools superintendent.

    But apparently not with his dismissal after the independent report was made public.

    Being a POS is not problem as long as it’s a Democrat. But being a criminal POS is just one step too far.

  81. 81

    @ 76

    What is Musk’s legal burden to pre-acquistion Twitter employees who so clearly placed their collective thumbs on the scales of fairness?

    One employee to code and ten to “manage”, Musk said.

    Hey, the DNC really didn’t have a burden to be fair to Bernie in 2015-16, either. Especially after Team Hillary infused all that cash into it.

  83. 83

    It was The Great Resignation. That Wasn’t.

    At this point Musk, like Trump, can claim anything he likes. After revising Q4 revenues five times he can just throw darts.

    It’s his muneeee to piss away any way he likes. As for the bankers who climbed into the hole with him, speculative gambling addicts will be on the hook for bailing out their losses. Who could that describe?

  84. 84

    So far they are deciding by getting out.

    What profit seeking large enterprise wants to be linked with support for racists, nazis, fascists, election deniers, vote suppressors and other enemies of democracy?

    That was for the IG Farbens of the world.

    Fuck the always wrong wing shithead Musk. Boycott it.

  85. 85

    What is Musk’s legal burden to pre-acquistion Twitter employees…

    He’s finding that out too! “Speed running” employment law at the same time as software dev. Three class actions that his lawyers will be settling for him only add to the finding out part. Rounding up to $50 billion for convenience.

  87. 87

    84,
    It goes well beyond the reputational and brand damage.

    Advertisers obtain access to vast hoards of user data from platforms and channels like Twitter that they analyze statistically and then merge with their own customer and market data in order to develop plans, strategies, messaging, and even products. They inevitably share some of that with the platforms. So trusting the platform partners and their market neutrality is key. Musk appears incapable of projecting those qualities, much less actually possessing them and inculcating them into the company.

    For example, GM is done with Twitter forever now. Other automakers may retain some involvement. But it has to be very limited and restricted. Musk is just now figuring this shit out. It’s fairly pathetic. So it’s little wonder that he is desperate to distract and find ways to make his total failures look like “conspiracy”. Very Trumpy that way, too.

  88. 88

    86,
    Arrested on two counts according to the Sheriff.
    We’re any convictions obtained?

  89. 89

    Arms dealing, “Lord of War” POS spews politics identical to the kreepshit of widbee:

    “Look at what’s happening in San Francisco. Look at what’s happening in Chicago. Look at what’s happening in New York”

    https://news.yahoo.com/russian-arms-dealer-viktor-bout-speaks-out-after-brittney-griner-swap-162813323.html

    and..

    Yet he also claimed he was at peace and harbored no bitterness.

    “You have to learn to forgive,” Bout said.

    Yeah, right… Bridge for sale…

  90. 90

    @88. I’m not sure that matters. Republicans enforce the black letter of the law when the law favors them, and act as vigilante judge, jury and executioner when it doesn’t.

  91. 91

    Politicians arguing about who is the most honest is like whores arguing about who is the most chaste.

  92. 92

    90,

    Sure. Okay. I’m still just trying to determine what the underlying facts are.

    It appears that the two fired district employees were trying to comply with Title IX confidentiality laws. So what it is they are being asked about seems relevant.

  93. 93

    91,
    Lying to a politically motivated prosecutor demanding details about private, consensual sexual contact between adults might be different from lying to a criminal grand jury about how many times you stabbed the police officer in the neck with a modified cattle prod while trying to violently take over Congress in order to assassinate the Vice President.

    To some people at least.

    The people we call Americans.

  94. 94

    Looks like Sam Bankman-Fried is going to have to change his name to Sam Dead-as-Fried-Chicken. That boy is in trouble!

  95. 95

    “ Lying to a politically motivated prosecutor…”

    Here’s a clue: they’re all politically motivated.

  97. 97

    @95,

    And they’re all out to get me!

    It’s the most unfair thing anyone has ever seen. It’s just terrible what they have done. I’m the most innocent man in history.

    And I won! And they took that away too. But they took it away from the people. We the people is what they say. A lot of people. Only the best. The best people.

    But they won’t get away with it. The great Republicans in Congress are going to get to the bottom of it and fix it. Not that there’s anything really to get to the bottom of. It’s all been completely unfair and corrupt right from the beginning. Even the biggest loser Hillary stole. They stole the votes. We all saw it. And they spied. And lied. Oh how they lied. It was terrible.

    But Congress will fix it. You watch. You’ll see. The investigations will prove I won. And then we can fix it and make America great again. Just like it was when I was President. And things really were great, much, much better. Just so much better and greater with winning. Lots of winning. Lots. So much they couldn’t steal all of it. But they tried. They did try. But we the people stopped them. We did. And it was beautiful. So beautiful. So amazing and beautiful. Which is how it will be when we win again in two years. Not even two. Just a little under two. And we win again and take everything back and make it all great again. But different too. A lot of things will need to be different this time. No more witch hunts. None. And no more Russia, Russia, Russia.

  98. 98

    Will today be another wondrous 5-figure gain for self-important millionaire-wannabe Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    Five figures! Who could ever have thought that such riches might be possible?

  99. 99

    Every one of my boasts about my great financial success have been 100% true so far as you know.

  102. 102

    @60 I didn’t say anything about 20 years. What do you think these people deserve for trying to overthrow our government? In a lot of countries, that would get them stood against a wall. That should appeal to someone like you who believes in summary executions without trials.

  103. 103

    At the end of 2021, I was watching one of the financial talking heads give his prediction as to where the S&P 500 Index would close in 2022. 2021 ended with the S&P 500 at 4,766.18. Thefinancial talking head said the S&P 500 would end 2022 at 5,300.

    I don’t think we’re going to get there with just 18 days left in the year. This year has presented the long-term investor with lots of buying opportunities, and I’ve done some buying on particularly bad days. I’ve made these buys in the seven long-term portfolios I’m managing because those portfolios have some time until the funds will be needed.

    So, if you have a long time before you need the money, it’s a good idea to pick up some values as they present themselves in the market.

  104. 104

    Every single one of my regular, routine claims about my financial genius have been 100% accurate as far as you know.

  105. 105

    Every single one of my regular, routine claims about my talents as an attorney have been 100% accurate as far as you know.

  108. 108

    103,

    “(S)even long-term portfolios” = crates of prepper supplies stored in his bunker.

    “(B)uying opportunities” =
    weekly coupon specials for DAK brand Danish canned hams.

    “(O)ne of the financial talking heads” =
    some guy with a pirate eye patch and an old briefcase with no handle who waits with me at the bus stop outside the senior day center.

  109. 109

    @ 103

    At the end of 2021, I was watching one of the financial talking heads give his prediction as to where the S&P 500 Index would close in 2022.

    If you really want to see stupid, venture back to 10/20/17 in order to read Robinhood Dumbfuck rabbit’s prediction for GE shares over a 2-3 year timeframe, and his defense of the shares in part due to the dividend they paid.

    Talk about a faceplant. What a failed investor is our Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. And yet he keeps spewing garbage day after day after day. The impotent POS is shameless.

  110. 110

    @ 88

    Arrested on two counts according to the Sheriff.
    We’re any convictions obtained?

    Why, yes. Yes, there were.

    The Loudoun County teenager charged with sexual assault at two separate high schools has been found guilty and sentenced to supervised probation in a residential treatment facility.

    The Loudoun County Juvenile Court had previously found the male student “not innocent” of charges of forcible sodomy and forcible fellatio against a female student in a May 28 incident at Stone Bridge High School. The same student pleaded “no contest” in a separate case to two charges of abduction and sexual battery involving an incident at Broad Run High School on October 6, Fox News reported from the juvenile court. The student accepted a plea agreement in the October 6 case.

    The judge found the boy guilty on Wednesday, and ordered him to register as a sex offender, something she said she had never done to a minor before.

    The judge told the boy that his psychological reports were scary and that he needed lots of help.

    “You scared me. What I read scared me,” she said explaining why for the first time in her career she put a juvenile on the national sex offender registry for life.

    Kid’s a POS. Superintendent’s a POS. Too many of the board members are POS.

    But hey, parents who refuse to put up with this crap are domestic terrorists, according to Merrick Garland.

    Just not according to Glenn Youngkin.

  111. 111

    Referencing your media source to cross check with your other source, and comparing to public records, a juvenile male is adjudged “not innocent” on charges of “forcible sodomy” and “forcible felatio” against a female student from a May, 2021 incident in a female student bathroom at Stone Bridge High School.

    Your media source indicates the juvenile male assailant was sentenced to supervised probation in a residential facility. You previously informed us that “(t)he POS spent 18 days in juvenile lockup”.

    Any speculations about the gender assignment in either of those custodial settings to which the male juvenile assailant was confined?

  112. 112

    @108

    McFuckHead, you have no standing here. Just shut the fuck up, stop embarrassing yourself and go away.

  114. 114

    Congratulations to Representative Boebert

    Now there’s a cunthorse Bob can believe in.

  115. 115

    The POS spent 18 days in juvenile lockup. Think that happened without an arrest?

    No expression of the POS’s that have Hetero Neanderthal STD….get use to the others, you asshole.

  116. 116

    @113

    Somewhere at sometime at some location their feelings go hurt, otherwise they wouldn’t have come up with the notion that feelings hurt.

  119. 119

    @115,

    The POS in question undeniably suffers from “Hetero Neanderthal STD”

    The juvenile male assailant had a long standing relationship with his victim. Students at Stone Bridge had only recently returned to full time in-class instruction. And in just a few weeks the two had already negotiated a few times previously via an encrypted chat app to meet up in the bathroom during classes for agreed upon consensual sex. On the day of the criminal incident the female student declined to perform the sexual services according to the terms previously agreed upon. An argument ensued. The male assailant then violently assaulted the female victim and forcibly penetrated her orally.

    It’s more or less how about 20% of all Juco football after game parties end.

  120. 120

    In Canada, a judge threw out an evangelical parent’s lawsuit claiming a school program violated her child’s religious freedom to be ignorant of Indigenous religious practices, but didn’t impose sanctions because the parent’s family lacked means to pay them.

    Then, when the judge found out a Xtian activist group secretly paid the family’s legal expenses, he ordered the family to pay for the school’s legal expenses.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/13/canada-court-reject-indigenous-ceremony-school-religious-freedom

    Query: Why are Xtian racists so dishonest?

  121. 121

    Conversation with an evangelical activist

    Question: The evangelicals in your group profess to be very devoted Christians.

    Answer: Yes, we certainly do. We’re more godly than anyone else, and God tells us what to think, say, and do.

    Question: Many of your group’s members are racists, bigots, and what’s more they routinely lie, cheat, and steal from strangers and each other. How do you reconcile that with Christian teachings and values?

    Answer: You are so silly. We’re human, so of course we’re imperfect. PBPGIFWUY.

    Question: What does that mean?

    Answer: Please Be Patient, God Isn’t Finished With Us Yet.

    Question: So what are you doing right now to bring yourselves more into line with Jesus’ teachings? I mean, you are making an effort to live up to what it means to be a real Christian, aren’t you? Besides just paying lip service, and telling others how to behave?

    Answer: I’ll get back to you.

  122. 122

    Question: The evangelicals in your group profess to be very devoted Christians.

    Answer: Yes, we certainly do. We’re more godly than anyone else, and God tells us what to think, say, and do.

    Question: Many of your group’s members are racists, bigots, and what’s more they routinely lie, cheat, and steal from strangers and each other. How do you reconcile that with Christian teachings and values?

    Answer: You are so silly. We’re human, so of course we’re imperfect. PBPGIFWUY.

    Question: What does that mean?

    Answer: Please Be Patient, God Isn’t Finished With Us Yet.

    Question: So what are you doing right now to bring yourselves more into line with Jesus’ teachings? I mean, you are making an effort to live up to what it means to be a real Christian, aren’t you? Besides just paying lip service, and telling others how to behave?

    Answer: I’ll get back to you.

  123. 123

    @109 I don’t have to search 5 years of threads to find your faceplants. Scrolling up a few comments is sufficient on any given day.

  124. 124

    @64 “There’s a growing sense among many conservatives that something has gone haywire with Americans’ sexuality. In their heads, there’s only one correct way to be sexual,” i.e., locker room rape.

    ftfy

  125. 125

    @79 “The initial CO-3 results and the recount results differed by four votes. Congratulations to Representative Boebert.”

    At this point, GOP election deniers are screaming “RIGGED!!” Especially those in Kitsap County who paid $31K to hand-recount a sheriff’s race the Democrat won by 20,000 votes. Next they’ll demand a taxpayer-funded Cyber Ninjas “recount.”

  126. 126

    @80 “Being a POS is not problem as long as it’s a Democrat. But being a criminal POS is just one step too far.”

    I’m heartened to see you’re against crime, too. You should join the party that does something about it, instead of sweeping it under the rug and making excuses for the criminals. Then you might get somewhere.

  127. 127

    @95 “Here’s a clue: they’re all politically motivated.”

    If you mean Republican special prosecutors, yes.

  128. 128

    @98 To a single black mom in Mississippi working three jobs paying $7.25/hr. to supplement her $190 monthly welfare check making five figures in one day is “riches.” To you, it’s nothing, and she’s nothing.

  129. 129

    Being a POS is not problem as long as it’s a Democrat

    That dude was no Democrat.

    He was all into all that Jesus and Bible shit. Motherfucker even tried to pay with a traveler’s check one time.

  130. 130

    @103 Behold a long-term value investor who thinks making inflated stock prices slightly less inflated by pushing the economy into a recession is a “buying opportunity.”

    On a more nuanced plane, investors who must put money to work, and have a choice between earning nothing in money markets and bonds or buying inflated risk assets, have developed strategies to manage risk, some better than others, but few working really well. But …

    Doctor Dumbfuck stumbled onto the Mother of All Winning Strategies and wants you to know it. Sign up for his options tutorial. Use your mother’s money.

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