Leviticus 26:29
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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It’s part of a list of dire warnings that God gave to His people about what would happen to them if they turned away from following Him and His commands. God punishes them a little and if they don’t repent He says “And after all this, if you do not obey Me,” this is what will happen.
Leviticus 26:21 ‘Then, if you walk contrary to Me, and are not willing to obey Me, I will bring on you seven times more plagues, according to your sins. 22 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, destroy your livestock, and make you few in number; and your highways shall be desolate.
23 ‘And if by these things you are not reformed by Me, but walk contrary to Me, 24 then I also will walk contrary to you, and I will punish you yet seven times for your sins. 25 And I will bring a sword against you that will execute the vengeance of the covenant; when you are gathered together within your cities I will send pestilence among you; and you shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy. 26 When I have cut off your supply of bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall bring back your bread by weight, and you shall eat and not be satisfied.
27 ‘And after all this, if you do not obey Me, but walk contrary to Me, 28 then I also will walk contrary to you in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins. 29 You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.
They would eat the flesh of their sons and daughters as a result of being in a city under siege that was suffering from starvation.
Better to be vegetarian to eat and smoke herbs.
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I suppose that’s what happens when you don’t love your neighbor.
I’d buy that.
He forgot to add “because I love you.“
I think that Jim Jones and Joseph Smith also said things like that.
The Prophet Goldy is wise.
The words n Leviticus tell pf the consequences of climate denial.
The little jewess said eat me hole?
And the big bad jew said no, little girl… I’ll spit that part out.
Looks like Mrs. Rabbit escaped again. If I look around, I’ll find her; she doesn’t go far. No hurry.
Man, the Bible surely has some weird shit in it!