– J Line J Line J Line. I was fairly skeptical about Rapid Ride when it was first proposed, and now I get super excited about every announcement.
– We’re going to keep raiding Jumpstart.
– But don’t worry, there’s always money for cops.
– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Let Them eat Cake spews:
Are you wealthy enough to be able to move oversees?
If so Donald Trump wants to lower your taxes. Don’t even need to renounce your citizenship. No of course it doesn’t apply to enlisted Military.
Don "Failure is an Option" Trump spews:
Weak-ass Bitch knows.
Put on a Brave face it will be over soon spews:
Dumbfuck got less than 24 hours to celebrate the somewhat curious looking results from Emerson before WSJ came through and gave Harris/Walz 274EVs with two deadlocked states.
When Harris takes those on the now well documented “Kansas Doctrine” of underestimating how pissed off the women are….
300.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Elmo and Jair sittin’ in a tree:
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/10/business/00musk-world-leaders/00musk-world-leaders-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
But that was b4 elmo started using ozempic cuz it got all jealous of Jeff getting swole..
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/10/business/00musk-world-leaders-milei/00musk-world-leaders-03-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
Sucking up to whackjob Milei cuz’ Argentina has lots of lithium.
Normal Christians spews:
The weird ass conservative Catholics are at it again. “Feast of Dionysus”?
“They’re making fun of a painting of ‘The Last Supper” by a famous gay guy and that is BLASPHEMOUS!”
There’s a, IMHO stupid, a viral trend of hand feeding Doritos on the TikTok and the Instagram. Whitmer used it in, yeah, a weird way to talk about the CHIPS act.
Bill “It’s not a paedophilia … most of the victims were post-pubescent”* Donohue got his panties in a wad so the NY post has a fainting spell.
*real quote
G spews:
I think i discovered the true reason why right wingers or conservatives or the crazies, or what ever you want to call the disgraceful disgruntled nut jobs, are grumpy and mad. It’s because things really aren’t that bad and they really don’t have anything to truly complain about.
DJIA is climbing towards 45,000!
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Another day, another billionaire buying an election. For a repuke outcome, of course:
“Unless Trump wins and we get rid of the mountain of smothering regulations (that have nothing to do with safety!), humanity will never reach Mars,” Mr. Musk wrote this month in a post that has gained nearly 18 million views. “This is existential.”
Online, Mr. Musk has painted a dark picture of what would happen if Mr. Trump lost, a circumstance that could hurt Mr. Musk personally. In an interview with the former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, he acknowledged “trashing Kamala nonstop” and being all in for Mr. Trump.
If Mr. Trump loses, he joked, “how long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?”
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/11/us/politics/elon-musk-donald-trump-pennsylvania.html
The parallels with the hysteria and paranoia of teh widbee kreepshit wrt an IRS audit is stunning..
It’s existential for these two freeks.. elmo and kreepshit sittin’ in a tree.. lmao.. kreepshit wishes..
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Donald Trump’s father was arrested for his participation in a violent Ku Klux Klan riot.
YLB's girlcrush spews:
Oh the irony! YLB’s girlcrush Kshama Sawant is now actively campaigning for Donald Trump!!
seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/a-big-seattle-name-is-in-the-election-battlegrounds-helping-trump/
Thats your girl YLB! You voted for that!
I wonder what supercuck Calvin Priest thinks of all that? lol
endless laughter………..
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Kshama Sawant is now actively campaigning for Donald Trump!!
You can come back to the U.S. after Jan 20 maxwipe..
The IRS should be abolished on day one.
liddle maxwhipple can come home and wag its popgun once more..
yawwwn..
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Kshama Sawant
supercuck Calvin Priest
Along with the whole staff, current and former, of The Stranger rent-free apartment dwellers in little maxwhipple’s head.
another yawwwn.. when there’s not “endless laughter”..
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
liddle maxwipe is a wannabe ticket holder for elmo’s first blastoff for Mars..
Only it’ll have to sell its popguns and hot wheel cars running on iranian oil.
Operation Wetback spews:
@7
Every claim is a confession:
Translated, unless I am allowed to profit another few billion in government contracts, make some really poor design and safety choices like I did with the Cybertruck, kill a few
unimportantpeople on the test flights WE WILL CEASE TO EXIST!”That IS Trump plan. You donated to Harris…Jail. You had an ‘illegal’ eat in your burger restaurant…Jail. You are brown with papers…straight to jail.
Elon Musk spews:
Somehow these smothering regulations have kept me from making any money.
Politically Incorrect spews:
@14 – Actually, I would have thought the petty little bureaucrats in government were your worst enemies, Elon.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
7,
Nearly all of Elmo’s most celebrated businesses are cripplingly dependent upon taxpayer support, especially from the federal government. And yet he is virulently hostile towards the federal government and to the interests of the taxpayers who support it and upon whom he depends.
His deeply seated personal insecurities and emotional immaturity have always stood in the way of him navigating this with any success. He’s so preoccupied with his own appearance of success, power, and competency, and his worries about it, that he can’t bring himself to acknowledge his responsibilities as a beneficiary of public support. He can’t even fake it.
So it’s probably very true that installing an authoritarian dictatorship is essential to his continuing survival as the world’s wealthiest individual.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
TSLA still falling in exchange trading today. Down more than 7% after plunging in pre opening as analysts continue to publish withering criticism at EV maker’s failure to make any measurable progress with self driving technology or with products capable of supporting future growth.
Melon Husk spews:
@17
Also yesterday at RoboWorld Elon unveiled the RoBoVan. “It will be the solution to density on the roads.”
Yes, yes, a six passenger autonomous vehicle will definitely get all the traffic out of South Lake Union because….reasons.
Having learned the lesson of hyperloop, Cybertruck and Tesla Semi, the tech press is swooning over the vehicle that was able to move in a straight line with no gradient for a few hundred yards at a big splashy Elon hosted media event.
RoboVan, the future!
Coming in 2026.
or 27.
Maybe 28.
Definitely by 31.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
In 2016, he said Tesla self-driving cars were “two years away.” A year later, it was “six months, definitely,” and customers would be able to actually sleep in their Tesla in “two years.” In 2018, it was still a “year away” and would be “200 percent safer” than human driving. In 2019, he said there would be “feature complete full self-driving this year.”
A lot of gullible people like Scotty P probably made decisions to invest money in Tesla based on these kinds of false promises. In the span of those eight years and those thousands of false promises the stock price soared and fell from $14 to $400, plunging to $120, before struggling slowly back above $200, always being fueled by those false promises and the crushing disappointments that followed them.
Whether or not any of these investors profited from their willingness to believe Musk would depend entirely on when they became willing and when, if ever, they lost their faith in his false promises.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Melon Husk
Dang, I like that.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Real, actual NYT headline:
TESLA WILL OFFER FIRST GLIMPSE OF A “ROBOTAXI” THAT DRIVES ITSELF
Elon Musk has said that the vehicle will add trillions to Tesla’s value
Buy, you suckers. Buy.
A. G. Sulzberger spews:
@21,
I was always intending to publish a more honest story with a more suitably skeptical headline.
But then Elon bought me an entire stable full of La Dolfina’s horses.
My Senile Incontinent Ex President spews:
Detroit Economic Club
“You did a great job raising them (eds note, see reports about Baron, nannies and school staff) What did you do with your children to make them so responsible?”
“One of the very exciting things to come out of my meeting with President Xi of China is his promise to me to criminalize the sale of deadly Fentanyl coming into the United States,” Trump tweeted at the time. “It will now be considered a ‘controlled substance.’ This could be a game changer on what is…considered to be the worst and most dangerous, addictive and deadly substance of them all.”
FKA HOPS spews:
‘The Apprentice’ hits theaters today. I don’t imagine it doing big box office. The MAGA are all pissed about a true biopic of Trump and his mentor Roy Cohn so they’ll stay away and people who are already tired of knowing what an asshole Trump had been his entire life aren’t going to want to sit through 2 hours of Trump being an asshole.
Side note, Roy Cohn was gay.
Vicious Troll spews:
It took so long to arrest him because the NEA was spending lots and lots of money trying to keep it under wraps.
Oh, and because Democrats control the school board.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
In 2023, when asked by a respected veteran journalist to offer his insights into Donald J Trump, that notorious long haired, dirty radical hippie extremist, former United States Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Miley responded thusly:
“He is the most dangerous person ever. I had suspicions when I talked to you about his mental decline and so forth, but now I realize he’s a total fascist. He is now the most dangerous person to this country,”
Vicious Troll spews:
Enjoy this 13 second video of Boxcheck Momala relying on a teleprompter in order to answer a question at the Univision town hall yesterday.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 24
Side note, Roy Cohn was gay.
Cohn was also a Democrat, and like a typical gay (and many Democrats) of that era Cohn took it in the ass until he died of AIDS.
Oh. Roger Stone would like your characterization of Cohn to be corrected. He was not gay; he simply was a man who enjoyed sex with other men. Apparently bareback and in the ass, like a good Democrat.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 26
… former United States Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Miley …
Now why would Milley express concern about another Trump presidency?
Mark Milley fears being court-martialed if Trump wins, Woodward book says
Retired US army general fears unusual action of being recalled to uniform for retribution, veteran reporter writes
Milley was the guy who delayed Trump’s order to send in the military on J6. We all saw what happened as a result.
Milley disobeyed an order from his CiC, all hell broke loose because of it, and now Milley’s afraid that he’d be held accountable if Trump is elected.