– J Line J Line J Line. I was fairly skeptical about Rapid Ride when it was first proposed, and now I get super excited about every announcement.
– We’re going to keep raiding Jumpstart.
– But don’t worry, there’s always money for cops.
– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Are you wealthy enough to be able to move oversees?
If so Donald Trump wants to lower your taxes. Don’t even need to renounce your citizenship. No of course it doesn’t apply to enlisted Military.
Weak-ass Bitch knows.
Dumbfuck got less than 24 hours to celebrate the somewhat curious looking results from Emerson before WSJ came through and gave Harris/Walz 274EVs with two deadlocked states.
When Harris takes those on the now well documented “Kansas Doctrine” of underestimating how pissed off the women are….
300.
Elmo and Jair sittin’ in a tree:
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/10/business/00musk-world-leaders/00musk-world-leaders-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
But that was b4 elmo started using ozempic cuz it got all jealous of Jeff getting swole..
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/10/business/00musk-world-leaders-milei/00musk-world-leaders-03-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
Sucking up to whackjob Milei cuz’ Argentina has lots of lithium.
The weird ass conservative Catholics are at it again. “Feast of Dionysus”?
“They’re making fun of a painting of ‘The Last Supper” by a famous gay guy and that is BLASPHEMOUS!”
There’s a, IMHO stupid, a viral trend of hand feeding Doritos on the TikTok and the Instagram. Whitmer used it in, yeah, a weird way to talk about the CHIPS act.
Bill “It’s not a paedophilia … most of the victims were post-pubescent”* Donohue got his panties in a wad so the NY post has a fainting spell.
*real quote
I think i discovered the true reason why right wingers or conservatives or the crazies, or what ever you want to call the disgraceful disgruntled nut jobs, are grumpy and mad. It’s because things really aren’t that bad and they really don’t have anything to truly complain about.
DJIA is climbing towards 45,000!
Another day, another billionaire buying an election. For a repuke outcome, of course:
“Unless Trump wins and we get rid of the mountain of smothering regulations (that have nothing to do with safety!), humanity will never reach Mars,” Mr. Musk wrote this month in a post that has gained nearly 18 million views. “This is existential.”
Online, Mr. Musk has painted a dark picture of what would happen if Mr. Trump lost, a circumstance that could hurt Mr. Musk personally. In an interview with the former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, he acknowledged “trashing Kamala nonstop” and being all in for Mr. Trump.
If Mr. Trump loses, he joked, “how long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?”
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/11/us/politics/elon-musk-donald-trump-pennsylvania.html
The parallels with the hysteria and paranoia of teh widbee kreepshit wrt an IRS audit is stunning..
It’s existential for these two freeks.. elmo and kreepshit sittin’ in a tree.. lmao.. kreepshit wishes..
Donald Trump’s father was arrested for his participation in a violent Ku Klux Klan riot.
Oh the irony! YLB’s girlcrush Kshama Sawant is now actively campaigning for Donald Trump!!
seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/a-big-seattle-name-is-in-the-election-battlegrounds-helping-trump/
Thats your girl YLB! You voted for that!
I wonder what supercuck Calvin Priest thinks of all that? lol
endless laughter………..
Kshama Sawant is now actively campaigning for Donald Trump!!
You can come back to the U.S. after Jan 20 maxwipe..
The IRS should be abolished on day one.
liddle maxwhipple can come home and wag its popgun once more..
yawwwn..
Kshama Sawant
supercuck Calvin Priest
Along with the whole staff, current and former, of The Stranger rent-free apartment dwellers in little maxwhipple’s head.
another yawwwn.. when there’s not “endless laughter”..
liddle maxwipe is a wannabe ticket holder for elmo’s first blastoff for Mars..
Only it’ll have to sell its popguns and hot wheel cars running on iranian oil.
@7
Every claim is a confession:
Translated, unless I am allowed to profit another few billion in government contracts, make some really poor design and safety choices like I did with the Cybertruck, kill a few
unimportantpeople on the test flights WE WILL CEASE TO EXIST!”That IS Trump plan. You donated to Harris…Jail. You had an ‘illegal’ eat in your burger restaurant…Jail. You are brown with papers…straight to jail.
Somehow these smothering regulations have kept me from making any money.
@14 – Actually, I would have thought the petty little bureaucrats in government were your worst enemies, Elon.
7,
Nearly all of Elmo’s most celebrated businesses are cripplingly dependent upon taxpayer support, especially from the federal government. And yet he is virulently hostile towards the federal government and to the interests of the taxpayers who support it and upon whom he depends.
His deeply seated personal insecurities and emotional immaturity have always stood in the way of him navigating this with any success. He’s so preoccupied with his own appearance of success, power, and competency, and his worries about it, that he can’t bring himself to acknowledge his responsibilities as a beneficiary of public support. He can’t even fake it.
So it’s probably very true that installing an authoritarian dictatorship is essential to his continuing survival as the world’s wealthiest individual.
TSLA still falling in exchange trading today. Down more than 7% after plunging in pre opening as analysts continue to publish withering criticism at EV maker’s failure to make any measurable progress with self driving technology or with products capable of supporting future growth.
@17
Also yesterday at RoboWorld Elon unveiled the RoBoVan. “It will be the solution to density on the roads.”
Yes, yes, a six passenger autonomous vehicle will definitely get all the traffic out of South Lake Union because….reasons.
Having learned the lesson of hyperloop, Cybertruck and Tesla Semi, the tech press is swooning over the vehicle that was able to move in a straight line with no gradient for a few hundred yards at a big splashy Elon hosted media event.
RoboVan, the future!
Coming in 2026.
or 27.
Maybe 28.
Definitely by 31.
In 2016, he said Tesla self-driving cars were “two years away.” A year later, it was “six months, definitely,” and customers would be able to actually sleep in their Tesla in “two years.” In 2018, it was still a “year away” and would be “200 percent safer” than human driving. In 2019, he said there would be “feature complete full self-driving this year.”
A lot of gullible people like Scotty P probably made decisions to invest money in Tesla based on these kinds of false promises. In the span of those eight years and those thousands of false promises the stock price soared and fell from $14 to $400, plunging to $120, before struggling slowly back above $200, always being fueled by those false promises and the crushing disappointments that followed them.
Whether or not any of these investors profited from their willingness to believe Musk would depend entirely on when they became willing and when, if ever, they lost their faith in his false promises.
Melon Husk
Dang, I like that.
Real, actual NYT headline:
TESLA WILL OFFER FIRST GLIMPSE OF A “ROBOTAXI” THAT DRIVES ITSELF
Elon Musk has said that the vehicle will add trillions to Tesla’s value
Buy, you suckers. Buy.
@21,
I was always intending to publish a more honest story with a more suitably skeptical headline.
But then Elon bought me an entire stable full of La Dolfina’s horses.
Detroit Economic Club
“You did a great job raising them (eds note, see reports about Baron, nannies and school staff) What did you do with your children to make them so responsible?”
“One of the very exciting things to come out of my meeting with President Xi of China is his promise to me to criminalize the sale of deadly Fentanyl coming into the United States,” Trump tweeted at the time. “It will now be considered a ‘controlled substance.’ This could be a game changer on what is…considered to be the worst and most dangerous, addictive and deadly substance of them all.”
‘The Apprentice’ hits theaters today. I don’t imagine it doing big box office. The MAGA are all pissed about a true biopic of Trump and his mentor Roy Cohn so they’ll stay away and people who are already tired of knowing what an asshole Trump had been his entire life aren’t going to want to sit through 2 hours of Trump being an asshole.
Side note, Roy Cohn was gay.
It took so long to arrest him because the NEA was spending lots and lots of money trying to keep it under wraps.
Oh, and because Democrats control the school board.
In 2023, when asked by a respected veteran journalist to offer his insights into Donald J Trump, that notorious long haired, dirty radical hippie extremist, former United States Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Miley responded thusly:
“He is the most dangerous person ever. I had suspicions when I talked to you about his mental decline and so forth, but now I realize he’s a total fascist. He is now the most dangerous person to this country,”
Enjoy this 13 second video of Boxcheck Momala relying on a teleprompter in order to answer a question at the Univision town hall yesterday.
@ 24
Side note, Roy Cohn was gay.
Cohn was also a Democrat, and like a typical gay (and many Democrats) of that era Cohn took it in the ass until he died of AIDS.
Oh. Roger Stone would like your characterization of Cohn to be corrected. He was not gay; he simply was a man who enjoyed sex with other men. Apparently bareback and in the ass, like a good Democrat.
@ 26
… former United States Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Miley …
Now why would Milley express concern about another Trump presidency?
Mark Milley fears being court-martialed if Trump wins, Woodward book says
Retired US army general fears unusual action of being recalled to uniform for retribution, veteran reporter writes
Milley was the guy who delayed Trump’s order to send in the military on J6. We all saw what happened as a result.
Milley disobeyed an order from his CiC, all hell broke loose because of it, and now Milley’s afraid that he’d be held accountable if Trump is elected.
On October 7, the one-year anniversary of the slaughter of Israelis by Hamas, Florida governor Ron DeSantis was managing the disaster that was Hurricane Helene in his state, while simultaneously pre-positioning resources to address the approaching Hurricane Milton.
On that same day, Boxcheck Momala was photographed at the Naval Observatory by Annie Leibovitz for the forthcoming cover of Vogue, and after lunch this incredibly weak and self-centered DNC nominee complained to the world that Gov. DeSantis was selfish for not taking her call.
Welfare Queen YLB approves.
@27
Enjoy this 13 second clip of a teleprompter that isn’t updating on the center camera while the subject looks several feet to the right of the camera.
The things fools believe.
@28
You could look things up…
Like the Peoples Democratic Republic of North Korea.
Although he was registered as a Democrat, Cohn supported most of the Republican presidents of his time and Republicans in major offices across New York. He maintained close ties in conservative political circles, serving as an informal advisor to Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan. While aligning himself with Republicans he simultaneously forged close ties to Democrats including New York mayor Ed Koch, Secretary of State Carmine DeSapio, and Brooklyn party boss Meade Esposito.
In 1972, he helped Nixon discredit the candidacy of George McGovern’s Vice Presidential running mate Thomas Eagleton by leaking Eagleton’s medical records to the press. Eagleton’s medical record unveiled that he had been treated for depression.
Cohn worked on the 1980 Reagan campaign, where he befriended Roger Stone. Cohn aided Roger Stone in Ronald Reagan’s presidential campaign in 1979–1980, helping Stone arrange for John B. Anderson to get the nomination of the Liberal Party of New York, a move that would help split the opposition to Reagan in the state. Stone said Cohn gave him a suitcase that Stone avoided opening and, as instructed by Cohn, dropped it off at the office of a lawyer influential in Liberal Party circles. Reagan carried the state with 46% of the vote to Carter’s 44%, with Anderson taking over 7% of the vote. Speaking after the statute of limitations for bribery had expired, Stone said, “I paid his law firm. Legal fees. I don’t know what he did for the money, but whatever it was, the Liberal Party reached its right conclusion out of a matter of principle.
All that dough, and they hid it all under a prayer mat in Nasrallah’s prayer room/rape dungeon.
No wonder Boxcheck Momala and what’s left of Bi-Done’s brain were in such a hurry to send what’s left of Hezbollah all that replacement cash.
28
Cohn was also Senator Joe McCarthy’s right-hand-man during all that commie bullshit scare business of the Fifties. Oddly enough, Cohn was great friends with Barbara Walters.
@27 aka kreepshit spreading ass cheeks wide for Bill Ackman
https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/10/maga-trump-billionaire-most-prominent-person-to-fall-for-harris-teleprompter-lie.html
Such a spontaneous town hall. Handpicked Boxcheck Momala supporters given planted questions for which pre-written answers were teleprompter-scrolled for Willie Brown’s former house cocksucker to read as if they were her own.
This is not the reason that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wets the bed.
Dumbfuck got less than 24 hours to celebrate the somewhat curious looking results from Emerson before WSJ came through and gave Harris/Walz 274EVs with two deadlocked states.
Well we don’t have Darryl to analyze the race this time around, do we?
So you can hang your hat on the WSJ poll of registered voters.
Or you can give credence to the RCP summary of multiple recent polls. I should point out that with no toss up states, yesterday Trump would receive 296 EV using the RCP summary. Today Trump would receive 302 EV:
Harris/Walz
236
Trump/Vance
302
Here’s the RCP averages across the battlegrounds:
That’s Trump ahead in six of the seven. It’s a close race. In the last week it’s moving Trump’s way.
Which is why you are clutching your pearls over a single WSJ poll of RVs.
35,
He’s just spreading his ass cheeks in a generalized sense at this point going all the way through November.
If he’s going to be able to don the true buggfuckery that will follow Fat Hitler’s imminent failure he has to get in shape. And that means spouting massive volumes of unsourced horseshit about anything and everything to get to the next thread/day/bottle.
For example, Miley had no role in J6. As Chairman JCS he isn’t even on the call when Flynn (brother of Mike) and Piat claimed (falsely) that they had orders to withhold any guard response until it had been approved by White House civilian appointees Miller and McCarthy. Miller and McCarthy of course stood by because that is what Trump instructed.
It isn’t as if any of Scotty P’s florid paranoid ravings are effective. It’s just practice for when it’s time for him to claim that ballot boxes in Bucks County were stuffed by DERP STATE CRYSIS ACTORS trained in China posing as pizza delivery drivers jacked up on adrenochrome extracted from Jon Benet Ramsey.
Just enjoy the show, I say. 🍿🍿🍿
This is absolutely true.
But media poll conjurers like Enten can’t figure out what that might do to their historical analysis methods.
Well we don’t have Darryl to analyze the race this time around, do we?
Thank the stars we’re spared gagging to kreepshit’s babbling about “the extreme left” in those threads..
We’ll settle for Kamala winning in November..
Kreepshit being audited would be the cherry on top.
@36
Still trying? Wondering….why was the teleprompter in Spanish? But we’ll get to that in a second.
An uncredentialled Twitter user calling himself a journalist isn’t being given access to a News Network’s exclusive event.
You did great. You didn’t answer ANY of the questions:
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/Hk9wgk4bpX
True undecided voters already know what they need to about Fat Hitler’s lack of truthfulness and credibility.
In an ideal world Diet Private would be able to shore up this concern. But he’s an even bigger lying piece of shit than Trump is. So that’s what the undecided voters get to know.
Yabbut didja see Boxcheck Momala’s makeup? So fresh.
Yeah, the paid supporters astroturfed in from Walzville and other northern states aren’t used to 98F temperatures and inside humidity of Arizona arenas.
Speaking of astroturfing:
The rest of the tweet is a rundown of the “men” in Boxcheck Momala’s world. Just regular dudes, like G-clown and RuPaul.
Following his summit meeting with President Macron, President Zelensky was asked by a reporter to comment on reports from Russian tools like Scotty P that he was exploring a ceasefire negotiation.
He responded very clearly:
“Your trolls are lying to you. Nothing like that is happening. For Russia to use their global network of lying trolls to suggest this thing is probably an indication of the dire circumstances they now face. They’ve lost over 660,000 soldiers. They’ve lost all of the main battle tanks they can spare. They’ve lost over half the drone vehicles that Iran and North Korea can supply. China has discontinued shipments of electronics. They are sending troops to the front on crutches. And they’ve run out of real money to pay for recruitment contracts. They cannot continue to support their invasion without risking collapse. They are desperate for an immediate ceasefire that permits them to keep what they have stolen. They aren’t getting it.”
Quick reminder:
Elon musk’s hair loss drugs, hair transplants, jaw line implants, pectoral implants, human growth hormone treatments, testosterone treatments, and Viagra are all forms of gender affirming healthcare.
He’s just spreading his ass cheeks in a generalized sense at this point going all the way through November.
And he’ll no doubt be sharing yet more fantasies about Goldy’s daughter being brutally raped.
Not the smartest choice for a white Democrat running to replace a black incumbent.
@ 49
At least she didn’t pull a Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit and try to slur with eggplant or something else more overtly racist.
@50. To make a lie work, there must be a possibility that it is true. Nobody believes the eggplant slur. You are being weird.
49, 50,
Owing to the volume and monotony we’ve had a few complaints so we’re building you your own sub.
Do you prefer
r/sometimesitastemyownjizz
or
r/nukyoolurcringe ?
Walz in Michigan today talking to actual workers and not “Auto Workers for Trump”
@49
Cool story bro.
Mark Robinson was likely one hand typing comments on various porn sights and jizzing all over that office so yeah, bleach is probably in order.
He sharted again.
This time it was picked up by a microphone at the Detroit Economic Club. And he even tried to mask it with some cough-grunts which just ended up sounding weird.
Sir, They love what you’re saying but screaming it from a balcony is too much.
Shady Vance is a lizard person? Makes sense in a weird sort of way.
Governer Waltz “Remember, when they caught ‘em on tape, Elon Musk and Donald Trump talking, they were laughing about the idea of firing striking workers,” Walz said. “Meanwhile, Musk is building his new auto plant. Not in Michigan. In Mexico. Gonna build it in Mexico.”
And Musk’s auto parts will come “from China,” Walz said.
Jeeeeeeeesus fucking Christ.
I looked it up so you don’t have to, airing right now on The Hostory Channel:
The Proof is Out There
Did a filmmaker capture a wooly mammoth crossing a river in Siberia?
Next up
The UnXplained w/ Shatner
Unexplainable mysteries
Hopefully the J Line stays a trolleybus as originally planned.
In Columbia SC. MAGA crowd cheered. Sad.
So every evening I call KTTH AM770 and I ask to speak with Rush Limbaugh.
And each time I do they politely explain to me that he’s dead. But every evening just the same I still call and ask.
So finally, just this evening when I called in the receptionist asked me “You keep calling. You keep asking to speak with Rush Limbaugh. We keep telling you he’s dead. Why do you keep calling?”
“Because I like to hear you say it.”
@1 – Also officers and warrant officers.
62 – You’re being fairly stupid, you little shit. You need a good ol’ country ass whippin’.
@61
Of course. So what?
@50 Eggplant, like many words in the English language, has multiple meanings. When I use the word, I’m referring to a vegetable. When you read the word, you see a racist slur.
Republicans and Democrats aren’t the same. You and I aren’t the same. Our brains don’t work the same. In all three of these examples, one is better than the other.
Kamala Harris to release health report saying she is fit for presidency
More Than a Third of Nikki Haley Voters Plan To Back Harris in November
The dumbfuck must have felt safe repeatedly bad-mouthing Darryl and sharing his lurid fantasies of Goldy’s daughter being brutally raped in Carl’s threads this last week but it would seem he’s too much the fucking coward to do so in Darryl’s own Friday night thread.
68,
The other two thirds won’t vote.
Harris would back policies to make child care more affordable, promote broader access to higher education through free community college and loan forgiveness.
>> Republicans want the opposite.