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Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Dear Bernie Sanders ♬

The Tragic, “Tariffying” Takeover of the Treasonous Traitor Трамп”:

John Oliver: Trans athletes

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

A Herd of Deplorables:

Troy Iwata: Meet the scientists bringing back the Woolly Mammoth to fight climate change

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  1. 1

    Calling the wrong McMaster. Although the one he fired, was involved in until recently, the last major tank battle.

  4. 4

    US Coffee drinkers brace for record prices as tariffs hit

    Voting for Republicans caused this

  5. 5

    Trump Denies FEMA Aid Extension in State He Won Three Times
    Gov. Josh Stein announced Friday that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has denied North Carolina’s request to extend the reimbursement period for Hurricane Helene recovery efforts.
    Last month, the Trump administration also turned down a request from Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp for a second deadline extension to apply for relief from the state following Hurricane Helene.

    Voting for Republicans caused this

  6. 6

    Tariffs war halts US beef exports to China as Australia fills the gap
    The United States’s $2.5 billion beef trade to China has come to a halt.

    Voting for Republicans caused this

  7. 7

    The Social Security Administration (SSA) will be shifting its public communication exclusively to X, sources tell WIRED. This comes as agency plans to cut its regional office workforce by roughly 90 percent.

    Voting for Republicans caused this

  8. 8

    @ 3

    Ron DeathSantis has a potential scandal on his hands.

    Why would anyone go after a term-limited governor who will be out of office in two years, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    They wouldn’t. But they would go after his wife, who is readying a run for his office in 2026.

    The “scandal” is that Casey DeSantis – and numerous others – successfully fought off a nine-figure campaign last Fall by a marijuana company to pass Amendment 3, which would have legalized recreational MMJ in the state.

    This is how weak Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit and his fellow liberals are, HA libbies. They don’t read, so they don’t understand. All they do is parrot stupidity. Because it’s all they know.

  9. 9

    It should be distressing to Democrats that those of us on the other side smile every time Hakeem Jeffries opens his mouth in front of a microphone.

  10. 10

    Thanks to our fantastic, rapid progress from tremendous teamwork and a tireless work ethic my DOGE team have managed to increase government spending by over $150 billion dollars in just two months.

  11. 11

    Too bad there won’t ever be a portrait of President #CrookedHillary.

    A portrait of President Trump that depicts him raising his fist immediately following the attempt on his life last summer at a Butler, Pa., rally is replacing an image of former President Obama in a prominent spot inside the White House.
    …
    The artwork of the 47th president shows him bloodied with an American flag waving behind him after he survived the assassination attempt last July.

    Remember all that time QoS McHillbilly spent claiming that he wasn’t actually shot? That it was just some exploded teleprompter glass that got him? What an incredibly weak claim.

  12. 12

    Speaking @ 11 of not getting shot, those were some pretty poor snipers firing on #CrookedHillary’s plane during its 1996 landing approach in Bosnia. I mean, had those snipers been accurate both our First Lady and our First Daughter could have been killed!

    Or seriously wounded.

    During a speech last Monday on Iraq, she said of the Bosnia trip: “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

    Such a brave woman is our former First Lady. More’s the pity that she could not become our fearless leader.

  13. 13

    Remember when Pete Buttigieg was Transpo Sec and we didn’t need a Crash Day Calendar?

    MAGA DEI kills people.

  15. 15

    @6

    “Australia exports billions of beef to the USA but we can’t sell one burger there.”

    A favorite among the MAGA farmer set.

    American Beef in Australia is not an issue of tariff. After the most recent Mad Cow disease outbreak Australia set a standard that beef imports come from a single country (cow born in USA, raised in USA, slaughtered in USA) which is the same restriction the US has had for decades. American Farms don’t do this stringently so much of US Beef can’t be sold.

    And then there’s Australia, continent sized land mass, fewer people. There really isn’t a market for imported beef in Australia. Australians don’t buy nearly as much of it as Americans. Australia’s domestic consumption is well covered which is part of why they export so much beef. Australian per person beef consumption has declined over the last decade. The Australian government has never bankrolled a ‘Beef! It’s what’s for dinner!” campaign.

    In short, Australia produces a massive surplus of beef that they are happy to now sell to China thanks to Donald.

  17. 17

    Milwaukee “we applied years ago for funds to get lead out of our drinking water. What’s the timeline.”

    RFKjr “Funny story. We fired 109% of the people who would deal with that. You sure it’s not fluoride? I’m all over rooting out fluoride.”

  18. 18

    Call me crazy but it seems like making a hundred million people sign up to save a dying privately owned website to get basic information from their government is corrupt.

  19. 19

    In 1999 Bill Clinton balanced the budget without shutting down any agencies, without raiding Social Security and Medicare, and without crashing the economy with pointless tariffs.

  20. 20

    @19

    Speaking if pointless I am herby and from henceforth being the greatest president in the history of our great planet dropping the tariff on Chinese electronics that have been so unfair to Minister Elon and forthwith the press is commanded to call me the the Internet President. Such a giid old word internet. Ni one uses it anymore. I invented that word. Aced the test.

  22. 22

    @ 13

    Remember when Pete Buttigieg was Transpo Sec and we didn’t need a Crash Day Calendar?

    I remember when the residents of East Palestine, OH needed gas masks, bottled water, and emergency abortifacients under Mayor Pete’s watch. Is that what you meant?

    Mayor Pete did such a shitty job that during the last administration everyone knew who the Secretary of Transportation was.

  23. 23

    @ 19

    In 1999 Bill Clinton balanced the budget without shutting down any agencies, without raiding Social Security and Medicare, and without crashing the economy with pointless tariffs.

    Shorter QoS McHillbilly: Ron DeSantis has done such a great job governing Florida that his wife Casey should be named his replacement by acclamation.

  25. 25

    22, 23,

    Dance, monkey! Dance!

    All anyone has to do is wind the motherfucker up.

  26. 26

    Tesla Model S and Model X shitcars are now pulled from the order website in China.

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  27. 27

    Tesla sales declined 10% YoY in Q1 before Fat Hitler pushed the US into a massive recession.

    Tesla is a shrinking car manufacturer.

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  28. 28

    @ 27

    Tesla sales declined 10% YoY in Q1
    … Tesla is a shrinking car manufacturer.

    How many iPhones does Apple sell the quarter before it releases the new version, QoS McHillbilly?

    Tesla Tesla Model Y
    Tesla starts production of cheaper new Model Y non-Launch Edition
    Fred Lambert
    | Mar 26 2025 – 12:58 pm PT

  29. 29

    Next up: The Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit action figure.

    ChatGPT has launched a new feature that lets users create action figures of themselves using a simple image prompt. After gaining attention online with Ghibli-style AI art, the AI tool now offers a way to transform user-uploaded photos into custom “AI dolls.”

    From DJs to superheroes, you can turn yourself into any kind of action figure you could imagine; with AI, the world is literally your oyster.

    Comes complete with enema bag, interchangeable rectal and urethral catheters, massive prostate, empty super-size bottle of Viagra, and self-bloviating hand-me-down website once owned by a dead local Jew.

  30. 30

    @28

    Hahahahaha

    Apple not only has decades of market research to not overproduce they can count on the T-Mobiles of the world blowing out backstock with each new announcmrnt.

    Tesla is sitting on cars no one wants, a fleet of cyberlemons they will never ever get rid of, semis that not only don’t exist the cost to operate estimate keeps ballooning….

    And Dumbfuck thinks a lower quality imprint that MAY be available next year, likely 2026, is why sales are slipping

  31. 31

    enema bag, interchangeable rectal and urethral catheters, massive prostate, empty super-size bottle of Viagra,

    The intrusive thoghts that haunt the Nazi Fucktard.

  32. 32

    Talks today between the Iranian FB and the SJT47 special envoy Witkoff.

    Meanwhile, US B-2s sit, locked and loaded, within striking distance of Teheran and Yemen.

  33. 33

    Today, Trump declared trade war victory over China, and swept away his tariffs on smartphones, computer chips, and all other electronics. The quid pro quo from China is they smiled in return.

    Trump isn’t totally satisfied, though, and consumers should be aware that tariffs on can openers and stuffed animals are still in effect.

  34. 34

    everyone knew who the Secretary of Transportation was.

    So what we’re gonna do is hire a well known ex reality TV star and Fox Business host.

    Who is utterly incompetent.

  35. 35

    @8 Yeah, the possibility a future GOP candidate for governor sneakily diverted $10 million of taxpayer money meant to provide resources to Medicaid recipients to a political campaign to defeat a voter initiative is no big deal. Move along folks, Doctor Dumbfuck says, there’s nothing to see here.

  37. 37

    @15 They’re doing themselves a favor. Australians will be healthier if they don’t eat beef. For that matter, Americans will be, too. As a doctor, you know that.

  38. 38

    @21 What $10,000? You’re the world’s most notorious deadbeat. You’ve reneged on everyone who’s ever done business with you. Do you really think we’re stupid enough to believe we’d ever see the checks? You insult our intelligence.

  39. 39

    @29 You want a rabbit action figure? Here ya go:

    🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

  40. 40

    “Within the next 24 hours you’re going to be seeing another huge arrest on a Tesla dealership, president. And that person will be looking at at least 20 years in prison with no negotiations.”

    – Attorney General Nazi Barbie 48 hours ago.

    So she was lying. Gosh.

    Actually, for anyone who has any sort of clue, we knew she was lying when she created this “sharable”, “clickable” media bite moment during the cabinet.

    Becuase spray painting a Nazi-Gremlin parked on a private car lot in Oklahoma is not a federal criminal offense. And there are very few jurisdictional means for the DOJ to inject themselves into a local crime against private property on private land. 卐🗽卐

  41. 41

    @40 They’re obviously trying to bring spitting on unsold Teslas in dealer parking lots under federal anti-domestic terrorism statutes.

    Harboring sympathy for Palestinian old men, women, children, and infants being bombed by IDF also meets their definition of domestic terrorism. “If we call it terrorism, it is.” Doctor Dumbfuck is 100% on board with this.

    But to prevent further overreaching confusion on his part, I want to clarify that I am opposed to spitting on Teslas and all other forms of political violence. If you don’t own it, you have no right to spit on it, key it, dent it, or set it on fire, although if it sets itself on fire, that’s not on you.

    Please, please, find peaceful and law-abiding ways to express your disgust and anger at the Oligarch Nazi, for example, by not buying his shitty car. And, of course, verbal dissent is acceptable to me, even though Trump, Bondi, Patel, et al., apparently intend to classify that as terrorism, too.

    In fact, any day now we may find ourselves being prosecuted for not buying a Tesla, and Doctor Dumbfuck will have to add to his already extensive collection of inanimate vehicles to stay out of jail. But what the hell, what’s one more vehicle that doesn’t run, when he’s already got several? He shouldn’t park it too close to the horse barn, in case it spontaneously combusts, that’s all.

  42. 42

    Anyone else enjoying the NC Supreme Court contest?

    Michael Pruser

    @MichaelPruser
    Bryan has been all over this story and provided a sheet that shows the voters in need of curing (potentially in need of curing) and those who’s votes will not count.

    ⚫1,409 Guilford voters need curing
    ⚫4,100 (likely) additional voters need curing
    ⚫267 voters’ ballots tossed

    In a normal random sample of a 50/50, the curing of 5,500 ballots would be extremely unlikely to change a race decided by 734 votes. However, these are not a random sample of votes, rather the most Democratic votes in the state.

    The 5,776 UOCAVA ballots here, as a block, vote left of Philadelphia. A match of names provided by
    @BryanRAnderson
    to the current NC voter file shows these voters are D+53 by registration, and a conservative estimate suggests their votes would be D+70 by results (potentially higher).

    Thus, for every ballot uncured, Riggs would lose 0.7 votes. The court has already decided to toss 267 of these votes (reducing Riggs’ lead by ~187 votes), so all it would reasonably take for the election to flip is for an additional ~800 votes to remain uncured.

    The NC Supreme Court did extend the curing period to 30 calendar days after notice is provided, but the curing task here is a herculean effort for Dems. In a normal setting, you can group volunteers in urban areas and doorknock 16 hours a day.

    Here, however, voters aren’t just spread out; they’re spread out across the world. To boot, the race isn’t high profile enough for many to notice and thus if the NC Supreme Court decision is left in place and the full set of UOCAVA voters are required to cure, the only path for Riggs to keep her win is to organize the greatest cure operation the world has ever seen.

    The outcome of Allison Riggs’ Federal Appeals petition is what will determine the outcome of this race.

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MBxIs2XZhGBkE3kAXxuV4JwHLf14MauO/edit?gid=1916795344#gid=1916795344
    7:15 AM · Apr 12, 2025

    The vote difference is about 734, and there are about 5500 votes that will be tossed if uncured in the next 30 days.

    Those ballots are assumed to be D plus 70.

  43. 43

    @ 41

    In fact, any day now we may find ourselves being prosecuted for not buying a Tesla…

    There’s certainly precedent. Remember the financial penalty for not buying Obamacare insurance?

    The whole thing was held constitutional. As a tax.

  45. 45

    The vehicle that rushes Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit to the hospital that last time, initially, before being instead diverted to the county morgue, will be one manufactured by Tesla.

    It will require two rear axles due to his weight.

  46. 46

    @42 Get a load of dumbfuck trying to pull a small victory out of a large defeat. The GOP candidate wanted 65,000 votes thrown out. What he got instead from the Republican-dominated court was 267 tossed ballots and a second look at 5,509 more, with opportunity to cure, all subject to a federal court ruling.

    Yeah, it’s a chance for the GOP to add another seat to a court they already own lock, stock, and barrel. But that chick hasn’t hatched yet. Chalk this up to another Doctor Dumbfuck end zone dance with the ball on the 50 yard line.

  47. 47

    Hey, wait a minute… I was told in no uncertain terms by the last administration that protecting the southern border would require acts of Congress.

    You mean to tell me it only requires a pair of cohones in the Oval Office?

    RedWave Press
    @RedWave_Press

    BREAKING: President Trump has signed a National Security Presidential Memorandum directing the U.S. military to take control of federal lands along the U.S.-Mexico border, including the Roosevelt Reservation, to completely secure the border.

    The memorandum, titled “Military Mission for Sealing the Southern Border of the United States and Repelling Invasions,” was issued to the Secretaries of Defense, Interior, Agriculture, and Homeland Security.

    The Roosevelt Reservation is a 60-foot-wide strip of federal land established in 1907 by President Theodore Roosevelt, spanning roughly 700 miles along the southern border with Mexico.

    4:46 PM · Apr 11, 2025
    ·

  48. 48

    @ 44

    How is this not illegal extortion?

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit prefers legal extortion. Like forcing people to pay for Obamacare coverage they don’t need.

  49. 49

    @43 The rationale for making people get health insurance was to stop them from making the rest of us pay for their health care. These leeches were taking money from you, too, dumbfuck.

    What ACA did was wring that communism out of our health care system.

    Not buying Teslas, on the other hand, hurts no one but Elon. That may bother you, but it’s fine with me.

  50. 50

    @45 That’s nothing, when you croak, your wife will spread you in the field with the rest of the barn manure.

  51. 51

    @48 You can tell the dumbfuck is struggling to find a footing when his best retort is that the millions of formerly uninsureds covered by ACA “don’t need” health insurance because bill collectors, garnishments, and medical bankruptcy were the better alternative.

  52. 52

    Ah, the spoils of the presidency.

    For Jeff Bridges’ character in The Contender, it was being able to order anything he wanted to eat, whenever he wanted it.

    For Joe Biden, of course, if was the criminal enrichment of numerous members of The Biden Crime Family while relieving them of any accountability for their felonies with the pardon auto-pen, as well the opportunity to snort cocaine off of Ashley’s landing strip in the presidential bedroom suite.

    For DJT47, it’s taking advantage of an opportunity to bring True Gretch unknowingly into the Oval Office so that she could be trolled before the cameras:

    Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan holding blue binders in front of her face as she stands in the Oval Office, with two Trump aides flanking her. In the background are a fireplace, gold-framed paintings of presidents and other gold decorations.
    Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan found herself in the Oval Office this week not for a one-on-one meeting with President Trump, but an appearance before the press corps. She temporarily shielded herself from the cameras.Credit…Eric Lee/The New York Times

    Peek-a-boo, we see you, True Gretch.

    It sure was nice of President Trump to compliment her, wasn’t it? And to mention her by name while cameras rolled, five times.

  53. 53

    @ 52

    Say, did the photo of Wannabepresident True Gretch hiding behind a folder remind anyone of this scene, in which Martin Sheen’s character hiding from an assassin behind a child in the Stephen King flick The Dead Zone?

    I mean, they’re both liberal icons, and in both situations they each tried to hide when they found themselves in a tough spot.

    As Democrats tend to do.

  54. 54

    @47

    And the funds for that come from….

    Seems like housing troops off base into distant future is going to require some infrastructure.

  55. 55

    They’re obviously trying to bring spitting on unsold Teslas in dealer parking lots under federal anti-domestic terrorism statutes.

    They do not apply. Spit away. Or don’t. But no because of any empty threat from Nazi Barbie.

    This is not unlike the many Democrats who suggested that Jan. 6 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol and vandalized the building might be charged under federal terrorism statutes. But there was nothing about what they did in relation to the law that fit. Although at least you could argue it was an attack on a government bulding “of public use”. But that part of the statute is limited to bombings. And while there were bombs planted that day, the Fat Hitler supporters responsible were never caught. Had they been they might have been charged with terrorism.

    But no, there is no federal statute that authorizes the DOJ to bring federal criminal charges against anyone who vandalizes a private car in a private location. Elmo and his shitcar company must rely on local police and prosecutors just like everyone else. Tesla does not represent the United States or its interests.

  56. 56

    @52 I would only observe that ambushing a woman in the Oval Office is safer than ambushing a squad of Vietnam grunts on jungle patrol and the Viet Cong had more cojones than he does.

  57. 57

    @54 They’ll take it out of the budget for improving military housing on permanent bases, and those enlisted families will continue to live in slums.

  58. 58

    @55 Yeah, that’s the law, but that’s not the question. The question is do legal constraints still mean anything?

  59. 59

    There’s a Ken doll in the likeness of LeBron.

    Sorry, G-clown, but it’s not anatomically correct. Get off your knees.

  60. 60

    26, 27

    Rooting for an American company to fail and for thousands of people to lose their jobs is a weird flex.

  61. 61

    @60 What’s even weirder is an unelected billionaire whose name was never on any ballot systematically dismantling our government.

  62. 62

    Liz falls for it.

    Elizabeth Warren
    @SenWarren

    Right, because Grandma is on X.

    This is corruption, plain and simple.
    Quote
    WIRED
    @WIRED
    ·
    Apr 11
    SCOOP: The Social Security Administration (SSA) will be shifting its public communication exclusively to X, sources tell WIRED. This comes as agency plans to cut its regional office workforce by roughly 90 percent.

    https://wired.com/story/social-security-administration-regional-office-elon-musk-x/

    Even the smartest can be duped, and Liz is one smart cookie. Although as a prez candidate she was nearly as awful as Boxcheck Momala was.

  63. 63

    Please enjoy these 17 seconds of True Gretch agreeing with DJT47 on tariffs and fair trade.

    @Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸
    @Chicago1Ray
    ·
    Once the auto industry comes back to Michigan because Trump leveled the playing field with these Tariffs

    Republicans will never lose Michigan again

    Don’t take my word on it, listen to Gretchen Whitmer, who now supports Tariffs

    Why.?.. bc they work 👍

    2:05 AM · Apr 11, 2025

    17 seconds, BTW, is how long Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit lasted the last time he and Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit got it on, back in the mid-90s.

  64. 64

    Unhappiness in deep-blue Walzville.

    FA:

    Last summer, staff at Café Cerés successfully unionized through Unite Here Local 17, winning 88 percent of the vote across the café’s four locations. Their priorities included higher wages, improved health care and PTO, and more consistent scheduling.

    FO:

    Earlier today, news broke that all four locations of bakery and coffee shop Café Cerés will close in April. Café Cerés first opened in Minneapolis’s Linden Hills neighborhood in 2021, as a partnership between chef and restaurateur Daniel del Prado and pastry chef Shawn McKenzie—the latter earned a 2023 James Beard nomination for her mandarin olive oil tarts, pistachio croissants, and tahini chocolate chip cookies, all inflected with Middle Eastern flavors.

    … And yes, in an interview with Twin Cities Business, del Prado himself confirmed that though he was initially attracted to the coffee business due to its low cost of scale, the numbers weren’t working at Cerés, and the cafés were losing money.

    Look at the bright side: while it might not be paid, the staff are about to be treated to plenty of time off.

  65. 65

    Wisconsin starts their far-left Democrats out early.

    A Wisconsin teen allegedly killed his parents to “obtain the financial means and autonomy necessary” to kill President Donald Trump and overthrow the U.S. government, federal authorities said in court documents.

    This isn’t gonna help HA libbies in their quest to label DJT47 as a white supremacist. If he was, why would these people want to kill him?

    The sheriff’s department issued a search warrant and say they found material on the teen’s phone related to “The Order of Nine Angles,” which is “a network of individuals holding new-Nazi racially motivated extremist views,” according to investigators.

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation reviewed documents allegedly written by the teen, which calls for the assassination of Trump and the start of a revolution to “save the white race,” according to federal court documents.

    Hitler and the Nazis were socialists. Like AOC.

    And DJT47 is most definitely not a socialist. No wonder the leftist liberals in Wisconsin want him assassinated.

  66. 66

    @62 “Although as a prez candidate she was nearly as awful as Boxcheck Momala was.”

    No prez candidate in history has been remotely as awful as the Orange Fascist, and you voted for him three times, because you’re dumber than a box of hammers.

  68. 68

    @65 There he goes again, claiming Nazis and white supremacists are “leftists” because Hitler’s far-right party had the word “Socialist” in its name. So did the USSR, but it didn’t have a socialist government either. By his logic, calling him a horsefucker makes him one.

  69. 69

    @65 “And DJT47 is most definitely not a socialist.”

    Nobody said he is. He’s a fascist, not a socialist. And if Nazis are plotting to assassinate him and overthrow his regime, it’s a far-right power struggle.

  70. 70

    Normally I am on the side of firefighters, had a few in the family, and a station as neighbor, but this DelRay Beach Florida one deserved to lose his job. Although on a call, should have still looked both ways when the crossing arms went up after tge FEC Freight passed by. Especially since the Brightline train that hit him would have been gone quickly if he waited.
    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/driver-of-fire-truck-struck-by-brightline-train-is-fired/

  71. 71

    Israel Revolt: After Air Force, Now IDF Intel Unit 8200 Refuses Support To Netanyahu’s War On Hamas

  72. 72

    Conservatives went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years.

  73. 73

    Tesla caught rolling odometers with software.

    https://www.thestreet.com/automotive/tesla-accused-of-using-sneaky-tactic-to-dodge-car-repairs

    “Tesla Inc. employs an odometer system that utilizes predictive algorithms, energy consumption metrics, and driver behavior multipliers that manipulate and misrepresent the actual mileage travelled by Tesla vehicles,”

    More and more reasons each and every day why smart buyers avoid the brand.

    #TeslaTakedown is working

  74. 74

    The more and more we learn about Musk’s guidance of Tesla, the worse it gets.

  75. 75

    The Haskell Free Library and Opera House sits half in Canada, half in Vermont. The Republicans are cutting off the main entrance access to Canadians.

  76. 76

    Spencer Hakimian

    If somebody is trying to manufacture a laptop in the U.S., the components that they import are going to be tariffed at 145%.
    But if somebody simply makes the laptop entirely in China, they are fully tariff free?
    And this is all to bring manufacturing back to the U.S.?

    Voting for Republicans caused this.

  77. 77

    U.S. tourist locations desperate for Canadians to return
    “Canadians are just sharing that they’re concerned, they don’t feel comfortable,” he said.
    New regulations kicked in on Friday, requiring Canadians spending more than 30 days in the U.S. to register with the U.S. government.
    Last week, WestJet and Flair Airlines announced they are cutting their season short from Canada to Palm Springs due to fewer bookings.
    More than half a million fewer visitors arrived in Canada by air in March, compared to the same time last year, which is a drop of 7.4 per cent.

    Voting for Republicans caused this.

  78. 78

    @ 72

    Conservatives went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron does not know that it wasn’t conservatives who did their utmost to shut down coal production, and who then gleefully informed those who lost jobs to “learn to code”.

    Biden tells coal miners to “learn to code”

    During a rally yesterday, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden spoke to a crowd in Derry, N.H., a town that many miners call home. He acknowledged the economic setbacks and job insecurity that coal miners face these days, and gave them some advice: learn to code.

    According to Dave Weigel of the Washington Post, Biden said, “Anybody who can go down 3,000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well… Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God’s sake!”

    According to Weigel, the comment was met with silence from the audience.

    And can anyone recall who famously stated, “Coal makes you sick.”? Yup. Biden again.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is an embarrassment to HA. He’d be better off posting on handbill.us, where everything else is an embarrassment as well and he’d attract less notice.

  79. 79

    @ 77

    More than half a million fewer visitors arrived in Canada by air in March, compared to the same time last year, which is a drop of 7.4 per cent.

    You realize that this can just as accurately be interpreted as fewer Americans having any interest at all in visiting Canada, don’t you?

  80. 80

    74,
    When the shareholders discover how Musk led the executive team to raid the business for his other hobbies it will blow up and the price will collapse. That, more than anything else, is what drove him into the arms of Fat Hitler. He recognized the essentially transactional nature of Fat Hitler and concluded that he could make a deal to install Fat Hitler in exchange for protection. The widespread vandalism in the federal government is ultimately in service to all that.

    Thus, he’ll probably escape accountability. But that won’t save the stock value.

  82. 82

    73/81

    Again, with the “I hope the company fails” stuff.

    You know, Maga’s have had the same sentiment over the last 10 years..

    Who cares about American jobs as long you can make a political statement, right?

  83. 83

    Solid Headline

    Fund managers quietly fear Trump doesn’t have a tariff plan and that he ‘might be insane’

    Some fund managers concerned ‘that the White House is not acting rationally, but rather on ideology. And some even fear that this may not even be ideology’

    Alzheimers is a hell of a disease

  84. 84

    “I did a totally ostentatious thing instead of Christmas bonuses and all I got was a shit car that makes me look like the biggest fool in the office.”

    Fixed

  85. 85

    @78 “it wasn’t conservatives who … shut down coal production”

    You’re right, it was cheap natural gas from fracking that pushed coal out of the electricity generation marketplace.

  87. 87

    @74. I looked it up. I’d bet you money but I’m told you are like trump and don’t pay your debts. It’s just as much fun proving you lie.

    You realize that this can just as accurately be interpreted as fewer Americans having any interest at all in visiting Canada, don’t you?

    However, about 300,000 more U.S. visitors arrived in Canada in March, which is up 1.2 per cent.

  88. 88

    Please enjoy these 61 seconds of video, in which Bernie Sanders says in 10 different speeches, going back to the early ’90s, that the US is moving toward oligarchy.

    In each and every election after these speeches, 435 House representatives and a full one-third of the Senate stood for election/re-election, just like in all of the other oligarchies throughout history.

    Gee. I certainly hope we get there soon. Otherwise Bernie is gonna look pretty silly making this repeated claim.

  89. 89

    Snowbird selloff: Canadians are parting ways with U.S. properties

    Over the last 15 years, grain farmer Dale McMullen has escaped the Alberta cold for sunny Arizona. But after this winter, he doesn’t plan on returning.
    “The papers are signed, I don’t want to spend another one of my dollars down there.”

    Alberta residents Dale and Tracy McMullen recently sold their winter home in Arizona because of the U.S. political climate.
    “We’ve been tolerating the poor dollar for a few years, hoping that it would get better. But now this political mess with the U.S. and Mr. Trump. It’s very, very insulting,” said McMullen, who returned to Canada last Sunday. “We had many people stop and apologize for what’s happening. And they feel terrible,” said McMullen.
    “But I mean, it is what it is. Americans elected trump.”
    The McMullens are part of a real estate exodus.
    “We didn’t want to keep investing and giving our money to a country that is led by a fool,”

  90. 90

    @ 80

    When the shareholders discover how Musk led the executive team to raid the business for his other hobbies it will blow up and the price will collapse.

    Tesla is 47% owned by institutional investors. Vanguard, Blackrock, etc. What you are implying is that these investment firms have no idea that some of Tesla’s capital is being used to fund other ventures. Dumb as a bag of hammers, to use Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s analogy.

    Do you think they know that those profitable ventures add to Tesla’s bottom line, QoS McHillbilly?

    Or are you only upset about the ones not yet profitable, while you prefer to ignore the ones that have brought TSLA greater value?

  93. 93

    @78 “it wasn’t conservatives who … shut down coal production”

    You’re right, it was cheap natural gas from fracking that pushed coal out of the electricity generation marketplace.

    Tell him Rog. He’s dumber than a Dumbfuck. Calling him a Dumbfuck is a compliment. He’s the biggest fucking loser in the universe.

  94. 94

    “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
    • 80% of Americans agree
    • 20% disagree

    “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
    • 25% of Americans agree
    • 73% disagree
    • 2% currently work in a factory

  98. 98

    Do you think they know that those profitable ventures add to Tesla’s bottom line

    Profitable as in losing your only major non-government contract?

    Or profitable in selling to a shell company at inflated value in a brazen act of self dealing?

    How much longer are those institutional equity partners going to tolerate declining sales, inventory issues, a staggeringly rapid decline in share value, a perception of brand quality not seen since Yugo…

  99. 99

    Who cares about American jobs as long you can make a political statement, right?

    Asshole, throughout the 1930s, as the world was plunged into a global depression, the German National Socialist Party provided employment, training, and incomes to more people than Tesla ever will.

    Can you see why that might be a problem?

    Asking for an innocent legal resident, father of two, enrolled in a union apprenticeship before he was kidnapped and sent to a contract torture facility in El Salvador.

  100. 100

    …the ones that have brought TSLA greater value?

    Like the fake AI, the robot taxi service that does not exist and never will, the “Full Self Driving” tech that accelerates into brick walls, or the “self driving” semi trucks that require a driver.

    Fanboy Fucktard is better off if nobody pays too much attention to that fake bullshit.

  101. 101

    @88 Money talks in elections, and Republicans have made a habit of ignoring campaign finance laws designed to rein in the influence of oligarchs over our elections. Does anyone besides you believe Elon’s $270 million had no impact on the 2024 election?

  102. 102

    @90 “Dumb as a bag of hammers, to use Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s analogy.”

    It wasn’t an analogy. I straight up called you as dumb as a bag of hammers. This is an observation, not a metaphor or analogy.

    If anything, I owe apologies to hammers for insinuating you’re their intellectual equal. That wasn’t my intention.

  103. 103

    @95 Why would he have an issue with armed liberals? After all, we’re not threatening civil war, rioting to overthrow elections, or threatening to put conservatives in concentration camps, like they’re doing to us.

    It’s because he doesn’t want liberals to be able to defend ourselves when his fellow Nazis come for us. He wants the fascists to be able to exterminate us peacefully.

    There’s no other explanation for his vituperative outbursts against liberals exercising their right of self-defense.

  104. 104

    @98 Wanna know something? Those hedge fund guys aren’t so smart. Part of the big selloff was overleveraged hedge funds dumping stocks to meet margin calls from banks. They were caught with their pants down even though everyone knew tariffs were coming. Big investors are not smarter than us little guys, and sometimes they’re way dumber.

  105. 105

    For what it’s worth, I’m down 1.4% for the year (or 0.7% if you count dividends) vs. 5.5% for the Dow, 5.7% for the S&P 500, and 13.4% for Nasdaq.

  108. 108

    @107. With all the secrecy of that administration, do you think it was purposely leaked, or purposely provided so that rumors can be started that he is dying and that’s what they want? Kind of like the claims that Putin is dying, but he seems to keep living.

  111. 111

    @108 The Republicans may secretly want him dead, but this diagnosis won’t get them there. Whoever leaked it may end up in the Salvadoran gulag though, given that Trump is talking about deporting American citizens and considers leaks “treason.”

  112. 112

    The Kilmar Abrego Garcia saga now enters the “playing games” stage:

    U.S. officials said in court filings on Sunday that they were not obligated to help a Maryland resident get out of prison in El Salvador after he was erroneously deported, despite a Supreme Court ruling directing the government to “facilitate” his return to the United States.

    Attorneys for the administration of President Donald Trump said the high court’s order to “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia meant they should “remove any domestic obstacles that would otherwise impede the alien’s ability to return here,” not help extract him from El Salvador.

    They’re also still insisting he’s an MS-13 gang member.

    https://www.aol.com/news/trump-administration-says-not-required-015445094.html

    I predict this won’t fly. In fact, it may enrage the district court judge, and annoy even the Supremes, because when interpreting court orders, context matters. Having illegally deported him to a foreign prison, their obligation to “facilitate” his return is more than not actively preventing it. In any case, continuing to pay El Salvador to imprison him would fall under active prevention, so at the very, very least they’re obligated to cut off those payments to the government of El Salvador.

    But if they want to play it this way, and make him walk back to our southern border: Tear down that wall! So he can get across when he gets there.

    I don’t know how to hold a president or attorney general in contempt, but I’ll settle for holding the DOJ lawyers, who by now after the purges are all Trump and Bondi bootlickers, in contempt and forcing them to resign to stay out of jail. I want them all to leave, so DOJ is reduced to Bondi and a couple of assistants doing their dirty work themselves and drowning under the paperwork, because no DOJ at all is better than this DOJ.

  113. 113

    Huh…weird how Dumbfuck was saying Kamala should have gone with ‘The Jew’ how silent he is when someone tried to kill ‘the Jew’ on passover.

    It’s almost like he only loves ‘The Jew’ when he can dog whistle genocide.

  114. 114

    Trump officials push immigrant gang message, but sometimes don’t back it up in court

    As President Donald Trump’s administration cracks down on immigration, its officials have repeatedly publicly identified detainees as gang leaders or even terrorists, without attempting to back those inflammatory claims up in court.

    After an FBI SWAT team on March 27 raided the home of a 24-year-old Salvadoran man living illegally in Virginia, Attorney General Pam Bondi, standing alongside FBI Director Kash Patel in a morning press conference, alleged the man was one of the top three U.S. leaders of the violent MS-13 street gang and called him a terrorist.

    Less than two weeks later, the Justice Department moved to drop the only charge it had brought against him − illegal possession of a firearm by an alien − and Bondi said he would face deportation instead.

    In another arrest two weeks earlier, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers pulled over a Salvadoran man in Maryland and handcuffed him while his 5-year-old son, who is autistic and non-verbal, sat in the backseat, according to a legal complaint. ICE called the man’s wife and told her she had 10 minutes to pick up her son before they contacted child protective services, she said in a court filing.

    After the Trump administration erroneously deported the man – Kilmar Abrego Garcia – to El Salvador, the White House claimed he was involved in human trafficking. But the allegation has not appeared in court records related to his deportation.

    https://www.aol.com/trump-officials-push-immigrant-gang-135829500.html

    This is truly Nazi shit. In a functioning legal system, these officials would face criminal charges, and the government would be on the hook for huge lawsuit damages. But throughout American history, perpetrators of massacres, genocides, slavery, and internments got away with it, and these characters on counting on the same.

  116. 116

    It’s almost like he only loves ‘The Jew’ when he can dog whistle genocide.

    Or when he can love “The Jew” to kill a bunch of Muslim Palestinians

  117. 117

    Why shouldn’t we need a “Real ID” drivers license and a passport to buy guns and ammo?

  118. 118

    Given all we know about his personality, it’s probably safe to assume that the reason Fat Hitler needs a follow up colonoscopy is because he ate a cheeseburger for breakfast on the morning of his last one.

  119. 119

    115,

    On Passover. Naturally.

    “It wasn’t an attempted assassination. It was a Roman salute”.
    卐🗽卐

  120. 120

    Listings for used Wank Panzers are up 70% from the same time last year as desperate, humiliated owners seek to rid themselves of the defective, unsafe, and embarrassing shitcars.

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  121. 121

    It is day three of the Fat Hitler fascist regime openly defying a final order from the Supreme Court of the United States.

    Republicans have succeeded in nullifying the Constitution.

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