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A message from Darcy Burner

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Joan is spending the final few days of the campaign with Darcy, and apparently, she has a camera.

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    Voting for Obama, Greoire and Reichert!.. If the netroots wants to elect Darci let them come and vote. If only she had ever done anything in the community. A single PTA meeting, anything..

    Darci would make a great analyst but she doesn’t have a clue on what it means to represent people from the district. She hasn’t even had a job in the last four years and now her military husband is a stay at home dad? Sorry but that isn’t what our families are like

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    Apparently Marcy doesn’t get the fact that the east side doesn’t want a lying partisan hack, which is why they didn’t elect her last time.

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    President Hussein. Hey, I’ve already seen this
    movie. Bush, and the democrats ALL voted to
    take the guy out. And then, at the end, it’s
    ends up being ALL Bushs’ fault.

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit’s Socialism Quiz

    Which party nationalized America’s banks last month?

    [ ] 1. Democrats
    [ ] 2. Republicans
    [ ] 3. Libertarians
    [ ] 4. Socialist Workers
    [ ] 5. Greens

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit’s Animal Welfare Quiz

    Which candidate hugs rabbits?

    [ ] 1. Darcy >squeeze< Burner
    [ ] 2. Do-nothing Congressman Reichert

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    If only she had ever done anything in the community.

    I don’t live in the 8th but if only Sheriff Hairspray had done NOTHING in that community it seems it would be much better off.

    For example the GRK would have been caught much sooner.

    But people get the kind of government they deserve and I don’t live in the 8th.

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    9 Both parties bailed out the failed liberal
    policies that created the financial meltdown
    but democrats voted for it 2-1 over repubs. Any more questions?

  15. 15

    @12…

    so not only are Republicans responsible for the financial mess, they also tried to stop the grown ups from doing something about it?

    That’s brilliant. I guess that’s why the Dems are winning in a landslide at all levels.

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    @13 – lol. oh man.

    After her 16 minute screech fest, how could even the most jaded partisan hack could vote for her???

    (I asked that question here for obvious reasons).

    Darcy does not possess charisma,
    Darcy lies about her resume
    And worst of all,
    Darcy will not back down from her strident perch, even when it’s liberal Ken Schram questioning her embellishments.

    She just doesn’t have what it takes to be successful.

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    She took some classes in econ — no degree.

    I took some classes in psych — no degree.

    Took lots of classes in drinkingbeer and learningsex — no degreee.

    Darcy blew it with little skill in communication or damage control.

    Darcy needs a job. Her husband needs a job.

    And Goldy looses big time. His networks mean shit. Elections are not win win….sorry.

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    Dear Darcy–
    Even in IRAN, here is what happens when you lie about your degree:

    TEHRAN, Iran — Iran’s parliament has impeached the country’s interior minister in a vote widely seen as a defeat for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

    Parliament’s no-confidence vote for Ali Kordan comes after he admitted he had a fake honorary degree from Oxford University.

    Of the 247 lawmakers attending Tuesday’s open session, 188 voted against Kordan. Forty-five voted in his favor and 14 abstained. The session was broadcast live on state radio.

    The impeachment is the first high-profile political battle between the new parliament and Ahmadinejad.

    Kordan is an ally of Ahmadinejad’s, and the impeachment is seen as a vote of no-confidence for the hard-line president’s administration.

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    Darcy does not possess charisma,

    Yes I’ve noticed that’s more important to the right wing over say intelligence. Reichert brings the cult of bodybuilding and coiffure to their ultimate expression.

    Here’s another example of the effects of “charisma” I found interesting.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....25582.html

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    Roger Rabbit @8 – Lovely post – a tribute to your vast working vocabulary.

    re the video: I have two words to describe how casual video has contributed to Darcy’s ’08 campaign: “FISA sucks”. She really knows how to work a camera, doesn’t she?

    Darcy Burner voice = fingernails on a chalkboard

    Darcy Burner ideology = MoveOn.org

    Darcy Burner constituents = nutroots left

    Reichert will capture WA-08 yet again.

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    You know it isn’t that Burner is so good. I mean I like her and she’s smart and all but lots of people are like that in the district.

    It’s that Reichert is so freaking BAD…

    I mean the guy is an utter mediocrity. I mean he’s so bad that no Republicans (not even BIAW types) could get behind him for Governor.

    That says too much about his supporters in the 8th.

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