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  4. @2

    No one’s talking about that EXCEPT the ‘reverse racism’ crowd

  5. Illegal colonizers attack Palestinians. Same as it ever was.

    BBC witnesses Israeli settlers’ attack on Palestinian farm in West Bank

    Adding the link nukes this post from publication for some reason

    (You know what would be super fun? A music festival on violently colonized land)

  7. For the haters out there. you know who you are:

    I was 17 years old when I had my baby, a girl I named Sarah, after my favorite book as a child, “Sarah, Plain and Tall.”

    A day later after Sarah was born, I handed her over to her adoptive parents. They were a young couple I handpicked from the adoption agency’s big binder, and now their dream of starting a family was finally coming true.

    They revealed that they were renaming her Hanna,

    When Hanna turned 6, my husband, daughter, and I flew back to my home state to see my family for Christmas. Hanna’s family lived an hour away from mine, and they invited me to visit them..

    I worried until our first moment alone, on the front steps of her home, when she poked me in the stomach and said, “Mommy said God put me in your belly because she couldn’t have me in hers.”

    I loved watching her [Hanna] interact with my young daughters, who Hanna immediately and fully accepted as her little sisters.

    When Hanna was 13, I got a message from her that hit me like a train going full speed. We had begun chatting almost daily via Facebook messenger — something I always looked forward to — but I never expected to see these two words pop up on my screen.

    “I’m trans.”

    Hanna’s adoptive parents offered no support and referred to his brave coming out as “a phase.” They refused to use any other name but the one they bestowed upon him and would not allow him to seek counseling or see a doctor for potential hormone blockers. Instead they looked to religion and prayed this phase would end.

    https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1KoRZl.img?w=630&h=845&m=6&x=248&y=291&s=111&d=60

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/at-17-i-gave-my-baby-up-i-never-expected-the-2-word-message-my-child-would-one-day-send-me/ar-AA1KoKYx

    I don’t think their prayers were answered save for “live and let live, ya morons.” Aaron isn’t hurting anyone save from the headache you suffer from your heads being you-know-where.

  8. ‘Sir, why are you asking unconditional surrender by Ukraine?”

    “In just four days I’ve made DC safe again and restaurants are busier than ever.”

  9. @1 The dumbfuck troll had plenty to say about a skateboard kid’s nuisance lawsuit against CBS. Where is he now that here’s a real-life judgment for actual defamation?

  10. @6 It’s an all-weather golf cart. Trump should love it. New Jersey winters are cold and wet.

  11. @7 If they’re so damned religious, why is it so hard for them to understand God did this, and they’re rebelling against God’s plan for Aaron?

    “Thy will be done, amen”

  13. @8 Field Marshal Drumpf doesn’t understand aggressors must be defeated or they’ll resume the battle on their terms. A ceasefire allows Putin to regroup and rearm. His pledges will be worthless unless the West provides guarantees Trump doesn’t want to fulfill now. The only way to ensure future peace is by destroying the enemy’s will to fight. Bending to Putin’s will fails to do that. What’s needed is providing Ukraine with the means to defeat him on the battlefield.

  14. I repeat: You stop an aggressor by defeating him. Therefore, it should be Putin who sues for peace, not the other way around.

  15. I want you to close your eyes. Are they closed now imagine a beautiful podium surrounded by gold. Can you see it? Now imagine the president is standing at that podium and I want you to think really long and hard about who the president is. Can you see him? That’s right it’s Joe Biden.

    Vladimir Putin, “Mail ballots and voting machines are rigged and that’s why you lost 2020 election.”

    President Biden “today I am signing an executive order, eliminating mail ballots and voting machines. Because Russia told me to.“

  16. @15 Don’t you people see that Putin, not Dominion, runs our elections? Dominion only provided the hardware for Putin to rig U.S. elections. Yes! Dominion is in Putin’s pocket. We lost the Cold War in 2016. Also, childhood vaccines cause measles, fluoride in drinking water makes people insane, and windmills kill flying sea otters.

  17. Just saw on Twitter that the Transportation Security was on hand for, or at least celebrating, the launch of Amtrak’s new Mardi Gras service, Mobile-New Orleans. ,Well, he is in charge as 20 years of effort to restore Gulf Coast service east of New Orleans comes to fruition. The Sunset Limited reverted to a Los Angeles-New Orleans service after Katrina. Some want restoration all the way to Orlando, but Florida will need to get on board. Sunset Limited is not an option, Amtrak re-did the schedule in the interim to avoid a costly long layover for the train and crew in New Orleans.

  18. Under the table, quietly, without fanfare,

    The largest employer health benefits program for the federal government announced a last-minute policy change on Friday that it would no longer cover gender-affirming care for adults next year, HuffPost has learned.

    This directive, which was quietly issued by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management’s health care program, is the latest policy to target access to health care for transgender federal workers. A link to the change was first cited on a blog by Ermer & Suter, a Washington, D.C., law firm that represents federal health insurance plans.

    The largest employer health benefits program for the federal government announced a last-minute policy change on Friday that it would no longer cover gender-affirming care for adults next year, HuffPost has learned.

    This directive, which was quietly issued by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management’s health care program, is the latest policy to target access to health care for transgender federal workers. A link to the change was first cited on a blog by Ermer & Suter, a Washington, D.C., law firm that represents federal health insurance plans.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-administration-gender-affirming-healthcare-trans-federal-employee-health-insurance-plan_n_68a36865e4b0b028bc36115b

    Hey trannies, don’t you know you’re unwanted and are supposed to die?

  19. Hang on let me see if I can get the manager or the owner on the phone.

    Trump interrupts talks with European leaders to call Putin

  20. Didn’t they know you shouldn’t believe the government?

    A Maine police officer arrested by immigration authorities has agreed to voluntarily leave the country, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said Monday. …

    Evans’ arrest touched off a dispute between Old Orchard Beach officials and ICE. Police Chief Elise Chard has said the department was notified by federal officials that Evans was legally permitted to work in the country, and that the town submitted information via the Department of Homeland Security’s E-Verify program prior to Evans’ employment.

    Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security Tricia McLaughlin then accused the town of “reckless reliance” on the department’s E-Verify program.
    E-Verify is an online system that allows employers to check if potential employees can work legally in the U.S.

    https://www.aol.com/maine-police-officer-arrested-ice-185114180.html

    Economic and weather data are next.

  22. This is as an epic fishing expedition:

    Department of Justice special attorney Ed Martin confirmed he was overseeing probes of Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and New York Attorney General Letitia James for alleged mortgage fraud, and the “Morning Joe” host was stunned by the official’s conduct during an interview with Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo.

    “We’re going to go to the very bottom of the facts, and if somebody did something wrong, we’re not only going to hold them accountable,” Martin said. “We’re also going to look at everything else that they’ve been doing, because when you’re a liar, you lie not just on one thing.

    When you’re a cheater, you cheat not just on one thing. When you’re doing corruption, you generally don’t just do it on one thing, so we have – that’s what we’re asked to do as prosecutors, and that’s what we’re doing.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/ed-martin-retribution-2673897647/

    I’m not going to spend my afternoon looking up which Rules of Professional Responsibility he’s violating, but I’m pretty sure that using prosecutorial authority to harass partisan opponents falls under at least one of them. Here’s another Trumper attorney who should be disbarred.

  23. 22)Oh, he has the DC Bar, he’s going to investigate fraud in their election if they move to disbar him, then install Bondi’s Brother as it’s President, and probably thinks they can disbar some of those who campaigned against him as retribution. He only got about the same percentage of as the total turnout In previous Bar elections.

  24. ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt,

    “Zorhan Mamdani went to Mosques but didn’t visit a single synagogue during the primary campaign.

    Mamdani Campaign,

    “You mean other than these four on his public schedule that we can send the additional photos we DIDN’T put on our Instagram?”

    It’s not ‘blood libel’ it’s just regular libel.

  25. By-Election in Alberta for a MP. Reason for vacancy, the Conservative leader lost his seat, and Battle River-Crowfoot is a very safe seat. Due to the large number of protest independent candidates being pushed by Electoral Reform Advocates, Elections Canada made it a write-in contest.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/battle-river-crowfoot-byelection-1.7606852

    Ironically, one of the good points of many proportional systems, they avoid such special elections, although Ireland and New Zealand use them (latter only if it’s a district seat). Usually a vacancy is filled by next candidate on the list if it’s closed list, next highest number of votes within party if it’s open list.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_Ballot_Committee

    In the past, one of the parties pushing this protest, the Rhinoceros Party, has proposed annexing the United States in the past, as well as banning lousy Canadian Winters. Largely a satirical party.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party

  26. @ 5

    BBC witnesses Israeli settlers’ attack on Palestinian farm in West Bank

    From the piece:

    The Israeli organisation Peace Now, which monitors the spread of settlements in the West Bank, says the number of outposts – and settler aggression – has multiplied since the Hamas attacks on Israel in October 2023, and the Gaza War that followed.

    Since the beginning of last year, it says, some 100 outposts have appeared across the West Bank. It also found that hundreds of square kilometres of land had been taken over by settlers in the past few years using the same violent pattern of intimidation – encouraged, it says, by government support and a lack of proper law enforcement by Israel.

    Hundreds of square kilometres, the piece alleges. Here’s the problem with that:

    The whole of Gaza (aka the Gaza Strip) is about twice the size of Washington, D.C. and three times the population. Bordering the Mediterranean Sea, Egypt and Israel, Gaza is a 25-mile long stretch of coastal land (141 square miles, 365 square kilometers).

    I’d believe hundreds of residential lots. But spare me the easily debunked bullshit. Some of these settlers are real assholes, no doubt. But if you need to lie about them, then you’re an asshole, too.

  27. @ 6

    Inexpensive Tiny cars designed for short trips/commutes in cities with little car infrastructure….

    Livian said the Smurf is coming soon, but didn’t give a specific launch date.

    Also not provided: any evidence the product would pass DOT safety inspection requirements. Shaving 21 inches off the length likely entails removal of all of that crumple-response metal that keeps people from dying when struck head-on or rear-ended.

    Oh, and a drive from Seattle to protest outside Olympia’s capitol building can’t happen unless you recharge before you hit Tacoma on the way home, if it’s in November. If it’s in early February, you’re charging twice to make the trip down and back.

    That only works for people like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, who needs a bathroom visit with that frequency, anyway. But his family can’t afford five grand for a vehicle.

  28. @ 7

    Aaron isn’t hurting anyone…

    It’s Aarron. And the chick’s also not fooling anyone.

  29. Democrat dumb cunts gonna dumbcunt:

    Libs of TikTok
    @libsoftiktok

    BREAKING: Bodycam footage obtained by
    @Nicoletta0602 of drunken Democrat appointed Rhode Island assistant AG arrest:

    “I’m an AG! I’m an AG!”

    Officer: “Good for you. I don’t give a sh*t.”

    They think they’re above the law

    From
    Nicole Solas, Sued by the Teachers Union
    Quote
    Libs of TikTok
    @libsoftiktok
    ·
    Aug 15
    BREAKING: Democrat appointed Rhode Island Assistant Attorney General Devon (Hogan) Flanagan, ARRESTED and charged with trespassing after allegedly refusing to leave a restaurant

    1:27 PM · Aug 18, 2025

    Incredible sense of entitlement. Her command of the law is Dumbfuck Rabbit-esque.

  30. What, no Beto? And where’s Spartacus when you really need him?

    Adam Schwager
    @schwagerTV

    Texas House is wasting no time to get the redistricting map back to the floor.

    Committee meets at 5 today, setting up a potential floor vote on Wednesday. #txlege

    3:34 PM · Aug 18, 2025

    I guess it’s a “victory” for Democrats because they raised public awareness of the extent of gerrymandering in Illinois, California, and New York.

  31. And the chick’s also not fooling anyone.

    You’re a fool regardless of the non attempt to fool you. Only you fool yourself you dipshit.

    You’re so bothered by trans people. Are you that insecure? At least the kid didn’t grow up and kill or be killed by their spouse and kill their kids and pet dog like the Neanderthal that you are.

    You live a miserable life. TDS. Transgender Derangement Syndrome

  32. Incredible sense of entitlement

    You get on your hands and knees with your ass in the air when it’s one of yours.

    Or better yet, one of yours is either fucking a 9 year old or blowing a horse.

  33. Hey, G-clown, can’t you call some of your homosexual friends in SF to shop at this scary-ass mall so it won’t completely shut down?

    Shoppers react as San Francisco mall loses more stores

    Where will chicks with dicks go to buy hideous dresses if San Francisco Centre mall goes tits up, G-clown? Where will they buy scarves to cover up that Adam’s apple?

  35. It’s so obvious, conservative men are terrified that the next chick they find hot and want to bang, might be trans. If they find a dude in a dress desirable, what does that say about them.?

  46. 26,

    Note to fascism: the Gaza Strip and the West Bank are not the same place. 🤡

  47. The City of Boston formally tells Pam Bondi to go fuck herself.

    This federal administration’s false and continuous attacks on American cities and millions of our residents are unprecedented. You have eliminated health care and food assistance for our families; unlawfully cancelled grants for our schools and roads; slashed funding for our universities, hospitals, and research institutions; and deployed military personnel to occupy our streets. These attacks all come back to a common aim: the Trump Administration seeks to divide, isolate, and intimidate our cities, and make Americans fearful of one another.

    The City of Boston is the safest major city in America. Our progress is the result of decades of community policing and partnership between local law enforcement and community leaders, who share a commitment to making Boston a safe and welcoming home for everyone. It is the result of our strong gun laws. And it is the result of our local policies- including the Boston Trust Act, which prohibits local police from engaging with federal immigration enforcement absent a criminal warrant, and which ensures that all Boston residents are able to report crimes and call 911 for help.

  48. Museums say slavery was bad so we need to defund them. And if they’re not funded, sue them like Columbia.

    THEY LEARNED TRADES!

  49. Bondi.

    “We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this.” added Bondi.

  51. @29 Got drunk and made an ass of herself. She’s currently suspended without pay, while the AG ponders her fate.

    Ordinarily I would say fire her. But I can think of multiple attorneys working for the Trump administration who should be fired and disbarred for much more serious abuses of their positions. And they aren’t drunk, so they can’t use that to excuse their behavior.

    Funny that you have nothing to say about them.

  52. @34 Volodymyr made Orange Fatso, Jaydee, and Little Marco look like chumps today.

    What, no Nobel Peace Prize? They don’t give them to losers. Now try to imagine the Norwegian committee awarding Trump’s peace prize to Zelensky …

  53. @47 All the National Guard does anyway is stand around wondering why they’re there. And wondering if they’ll be paid.

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