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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/5/24, 8:03 am

– Oh cool. People are biking on the Fremont Bridge in 2023. Keep it going in the new year.

– Fuse has some bill info and how to contact your legislator for the upcoming session.

– Find it Fix It doesn’t work for City Council.

– It stinks about the arson at the Seattle Betsuin Buddhist Temple. Here’s a donation page, if you can help.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/3/24, 7:55 am

I hope your holidays were good. Here are some links.

_ Sad that the Black Lives Matter garden was taken out of Cal Anderson.

– Birbs

– Capitalism works best when there’s a balance between labor, customers, and profits. Starbucks plans to undermine workers are well known, but don’t slouch on how they’re screwing customers.

– Year of Housing 2.0

– Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/22/23, 8:51 am

– I believe that killer cops, like all criminals, deserve a good defense in court and to not go to jail if found not guilty. But still fuck them forever.

– President Biden pardoned a bunch of people for marijuana possession.

– Ugh shut down unsafe clubs.

– Really glad that we have shield laws against anti trans states.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/20/23, 7:59 am

– Can’t ignore the sidewalks when doing street repairs in Seattle anymore.

– It’s important to assess how Downtown is doing, but maybe the success of a grocery store in walking distance to Pike Place isn’t the best example?

– Molbak’s closing is going to be a hit to the community.

– Yay for building emissions standards.

– Hey you, yeah you. Hey, wash your hands right now. Hey, I’m not done. Also, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/18/23, 7:53 am

Flat fares for Link light rail starting in the fall of 2024. I think this makes sense, especially as the line gets longer and longer. But I guess it would be annoying if you only live one or two stops away from your work and are paying yourself.

I don’t know, my work pays for my Orca Card. I won’t really notice it one way or the other. No tapping off.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/15/23, 7:57 am

– Come on, Kenmore. We need supportive housing everywhere.

– Come on, Seattle. Cutting LEAD funding. Gross.

All of my friends who get into foraging get really into foraging. Glad there are groups doing it ethically.

– Bye Kevin.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread!!!!!!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/13/23, 7:53 am

– I am surprised how much Andre Braugher’s death has hit me. Man, what a loss.

– Don’t sign bad initiatives.

– Oh hey, I was there. Fun stuff over the weekend.

– Jezebel is back.

– The Washington State ban on conversion therapy is upheld, even by this court.

– Hey get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/11/23, 8:45 am

– New bike shop dropped in Belltown-SLU.

– I hope that I’m not falling for news bullshit, but it’s scary that people are hitting pedestrians on Aurora.

– Did He Ghost You or Is He a Washington State Ferry?

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/8/23, 7:56 am

– AI can do some amazing things. But! I am more and more convinced that even if the singularly happens there will be an underpaid team making it work in the background.

– The more the merrier in a primary. I like Franz, but I don’t know enough about her national policies or much about the other two.

– I am glad Kshama Sawant was a City Council member. It was always nice that 1 member was left of me on the Council.

– Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/6/23, 7:59 am

Does anyone know what happened in the Liberty Lake City Council? It sounded like they were going to give themselves the ability to ban books from the local library. But I can’t find minutes on their website or anything on Google News. Anyway, it seems bad and the timing is icky.

Anyway, wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/4/23, 8:01 am

– Oh hey, the legislature is starting up again soon.

– What is going on at the Utilities Commission?

– A bit late to this, but an interesting analysis of Thurston County School Board elections.

– Listen, fuck Donald Trump and fuck the shitty people he surrounds himself with.

– Hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And get some free COVID-19 tests.

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Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/1/23, 8:01 am

Are you ready for a weekend of atmospheric river? At least it won’t be freezing. But if you happen to be driving past a blinking red light, here’s a free tip:

You’re actually supposed to come to a full stop and then decide who goes next with stop sign rules. Not barely slow down and almost hit someone in the crosswalk when you see there are no cars. And if that is stop sign rules for you, maybe consider don’t drive anymore?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. Right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/29/23, 7:57 am

– Antisemites are going to antisemite. Any reason they give is an excuse. Still, the rise in violence and property damage are disturbing.

– Driving will kill you slowly if it doesn’t do it quickly.

– I don’t link to too many national stories, and I couldn’t care less about Hunter Biden, but geez Republicans are giving the game away.

– Congratulations to Burien for finally doing the right thing.

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And hey, if you haven’t ordered the free home test kits, here’s a chance.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/27/23, 8:10 am

Good morning from I forgot I was doing an open thread until I was almost at work. Take one off for the holiday, and suddenly you forgot what you do on your commute. Is it too early to tell people to wash their hands? Ot they can get vaccinated for COVID-19 and the flu while they’re at it?

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Wednesday Open Thread!!!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/22/23, 7:52 am

– Seattle has a budget. Where are the impact fees? Guys, where are the impact fees?

– Gosh, I don’t think mailing white powder to election offices when they’re counting votes is a good idea.

– Hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And hey, some free testing kits. Might as well take advantage of that. And get a flu shot while you’re making an appointment. Someone has already died of the flu in Washington, so the sooner the better.

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