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Open Thread 6/16/14

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/16/14, 1:32 pm

– Enough is enough. Tell our legislators to commit to action on gun safety.

– I’m not usually one to heap much praise on car companies, but well done Tesla.

– I am not a fan of the 3 strikes law. At least there’s some possibility of clemency.

– Maybe trying to make sense of the Klan ideology is a fool’s errand, but trying to recruit military people because you think the government is overreaching and about to collapse, seems like one or the other.

– I’m sure the American authorities would be very understanding of a Mexican national coming over the border with a bunch of guns claiming that he got “lost.” But that’s because we’re good and they’re evil.

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New Laws

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 6/12/14, 5:18 pm

The laws that the legislature passed in the last session are now officially on the books. Seattleish has some highlights. Included are the ban on tanning for teens and the WA DREAM Act (that, yes I know the final bill was called something else). It seems pretty small bore compared to the problems we face. And give the makeup of the last legislature, it is. But it is mostly to the good.

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Open Thread 6/12/2014!

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 6/12/14, 8:18 am

– With how often I talk about how gross coal trains are, we can also remember that oil trains are also gross, and maybe we should have better disclosure.

– What the everloving fuck, Pat Robertson?

– I’m not as big on calling out a history of not voting by candidates. Policy ought to trump that. If the candidates are similar, it’s maybe a tiebreaker. But a campaign making excuses in a way that makes it seem they don’t understand they’re in a vote by mail state is maybe worse.

– Eric Cantor got what he deserved: A political fraud’s stunning demise

– Oh hey, the Backbone Campaign are having a fundraiser. It looks like fun.

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O.P.E.N T.H.R.E.A.D 6/10/14

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 6/10/14, 5:09 pm

– The Northgate bike/walk bridge designs are stunning, could be a neighborhood icon

– Are you as excited as me about the new parking rates in Seattle? (“excited as me” means vaguely interested, and glad that we’re using data)

– Are you as excited as me for a Broadway Streetcar design open house? (I’m genuinely somewhat excited about that)

– Seattle shouldn’t settle for LGBT-friendliest city in America. What about LGBT-friendliest city in the universe?

– Yes, I realize that was 4 Seattle specific links in a row. Here’s something about Spokane: Looks like it’s Street Music Week in Spokane.

– Now that Obama can release prisoners from Gitmo, I guess he can release prisoners from Gitmo.

– I could stare at these grocery store maps for hours.

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Open Thread! 6/9

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/9/14, 8:07 am

– Steve Scher’s resignation from KUOW seems pretty quick, but I guess it had been in the works for a while.

– An open letter to the SPU gunman (h/t to a family member on Facebook)

– This opinion from the AG that people with felonies in other countries can’t get a gun permit in Washington seems like common sense (Daily O Link), but I’m not sure his opponent would have done the same.

– And speaking of an Attorney General,* Eric Holder looking at domestic terrorism is apparently a problem for some of the right wing. Because of course.

– Capitol Hill stand-off mercifully ends not-tragically and also fuck gun violence

– I’ve mentioned before that you should check out the Cascadia Exists tag over at Olympia Time, and you should also check out the editable version of the book that Emmett posted.

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Should I Eat More Fast Food?

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/6/14, 4:54 pm

Next year when the wage increases start to kick in in Seattle, large employers, including fast food franchises (if their lawsuit doesn’t pan out) will be paying more than the mom and pop places. And there will be a tip penalty at those places, so the employees at McDonalds or Chipotle will probably be making more than at a greasy spoon or a local Thai place, at least for a few years.

Now, I already eat a fair amount of fast food, so it’s not like this has been driving my decisions on that level. But now I’ll know that I’m not contributing to poverty wages, so that will be a plus. Or maybe I should eat what I have a hankering to eat and not worry about this since $15 is coming for everyone?

So is the initiative going to change anyone’s eating habits?

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SPU

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 6/5/14, 4:54 pm

There was a mass shooting at SPU today. I don’t have much time to put something up here, but people might want to talk.

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OpenThread06042014

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 6/5/14, 7:57 am

– Wildland fire season is coming and the more we put carbon in the air the worse it gets

– The 50th Anniversary of Mississippi’s Freedom Summer: Remembering What Fannie Lou Hamer Taught Us

– You’ve heard the expression, “You catch more flies with honey”? Well, Republicans would catch more flies with sanity.

– Maybe I’m wrong, but I think “As far as I can tell, there’s no video, as the Seattle Channel’s appetite for zoning meetings is lower than mine.” may be the greatest opening sentence in the history of language. Also, the actual piece on the Rainier upzone is interesting if you’re into that sort of thing.

– Oh hey, PZ Myers is in town. If you go see him, try not to be an asshole.

– The Aziz Ansari bit on 50 Cent not knowing what grapefruit is is one of my favorites. Now the plot thickens.

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15 Now Where?

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/4/14, 6:33 pm

Now that SeaTac has lead and Seattle followed suit, what’s the next thing to push for a $15 minimum wage? Goldy mentioned a few days ago that a decision hadn’t been made about the Charter Amendment. I wouldn’t presume to tell people who’ve been this successful how to organize, but I’m not sure where energy should be expended next.

Is it pushing the entire county, or state? Are there other Washington cities that are ripe for an initiative or a City Council vote? Is it joining forces with the $10.10 people to raise the minimum wage nationally, even if it isn’t as much as we’d like? Is it making sure Seattle gets the implementation right? Is is making sure not to leave Port Of Seattle jobs behind?

I realize that people can walk and chew gum at the same time, so supporting some of these things doesn’t necessarily preclude doing others. Still, there is only so much time and talent, and I’d like to see it keep going.

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Open Thread 6/3//////////

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 6/3/14, 6:40 pm

– Enough Burien/Renton transit talk to make your head spin.

– I’m not happy with how much money is going into initiatives, but at least it’s going into the side I agree with on gun control.

– It is fun to see ACA opponents in places where it has worked. Too bad about all the harm that they can do.

– It really takes the cake when Republicans don’t want to study the effects of climate change on national security.

– Seriously, what is he bitching about? He believes in the market, right? So this foolish decision will cause businesses to abandon commie Seattle for the red-state hinterland, and capitalism wins! I can see those bright folks currently working at Seattle-based businesses like Amazon, Starbucks, Safeco, Nordstrom, Cray, Corbis, et alia, not to mention the venture capitalists and internet jockeys, and the hipster entrepreneurs of Sub Pop and Babeland, deciding they’ve had enough of this command economy and running off to Fritters, Alabama or North Dakota to enjoy all the freedom and fracking.

– Shooting star

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Open Thread (6/2)

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/2/14, 8:01 am

– Sen. Murray Proposes Summer Food Benefits For Low-Income Kids

– It’s kind of amazing to think you can pull off a both-sides-say about something that’s in people’s face like income inequality.

– More playing in the street, pleez.

– I was never much of a fan of Ken Schram, but Andrew at NPI has a nice remembrance.

– In conclusion, donate your motherfucking organs.

– Richard Sherman’s Let’s Move video is pretty great.

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The Imaginary Justice League Is Breaking Up

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/30/14, 3:37 pm

I don’t know if any of you have the experience of trying to explain the fake superheros who “patrol” Seattle streets to your out of town friends and relatives? If you’re like me, you probably have to punctuate it with things like “I’m not making this up.” So I’m a bit loathe to point and laugh, if only because I’m not sure they would be able to tell the bad kind of attention from the good. But if the Rain City Superheros are going to disband, then thank goodness Seattlish is there to make fun of them.

Real-life “superhero” Phoenix Jones, who was once called “a giant bee with a latex fetish” by Daily Mail imprint Metro, has posted a long, meandering, allcaps Facebook post (as he is wont to do) announcing what seems like good news: His unilateral decision as Ultimate Pretend Superhero Overlord is that the Rain City Superhero Movement must die.

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Awwwwwwwww

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/30/14, 2:32 pm

In case you were wondering if your voter’s pamphlet was going to be adorable, wonder no more (Spokesman-Review link). Good job to the young artist. And I suppose the democratic process.

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Remember When YOU DIDN’T PASS A TRANSIT PACKAGE?

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 5/29/14, 5:09 pm

My mental health would be better if I didn’t go on the Washington State House and Senate GOP Caucus web pages. I mean it’s so nice out, and I could be enjoying a walk or a bike ride. Instead I’m pissed at a couple throwaway paragraphs some staffer for the Senate wrote. Really, I’m only taking issue with one paragraph. They’re making hay out of the fact that the state hasn’t done anything in the year since the I-5 bridge over the Skagit River collapsed.

It’s been one year since a truck with an oversized load struck a beam on the I-5 bridge over the Skagit River, sending a section plunging into the water below. But very little has changed to prevent another similar accident from happening again on any number of bridges across the state.

Agreed. It’s problematic that the state hasn’t fixed the maintenance backlog. Hey remember when the Democratic House passed a pretty conservative, freeway heavy, transit package that would have addressed some of that? Then remember how the GOP Majority Coalition GOP in the Senate didn’t pass a transit package? The GOP is the problem here.

I don’t know you guys. Do they think if they point out that there’s a problem people won’t notice their hand in causing the problem?

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Open Thread Thursday, May 29, 2014, AD

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 5/29/14, 6:59 am

– I’m not sure at what point we should just fire everyone in SPD who can’t follow the use of force policies.

– I didn’t even realize Tacoma Link not being free was on the table, but it’s nice to see businesses stepping up.

– Saying that women have put you in the friend zone implies that even a little non-sexytime time spent around women is tortuous. It implies that spending time around women, just talking to them or listening to them is time wasted. It implies that women are not women–not potentially interesting friends or colleagues, but sex robots who’ve granted or denied you permission to insert your girder.

– Today in Sally Clark is such a problem, Sally Clark is such a problem.

– Missing your bus stop is the worst.

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